5 DUMBEST 911 CALLS OF ALL TIME!

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  • @911callz
    @911callz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Another funny one: th-cam.com/video/idhzD6M3QzA/w-d-xo.html

    • @syexFN
      @syexFN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SirWampus mama

    • @pacotaco5526
      @pacotaco5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!?
      I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏

    • @thebullwhisperer916
      @thebullwhisperer916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did you show her real name? That's not nice

    • @spinz5937
      @spinz5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol your pfp looks like penguin eyes at first glance

    • @SpikeThunderstrike
      @SpikeThunderstrike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s a Netflix trailer, you idiot

  • @judahjeffries6469
    @judahjeffries6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10382

    I trust Mary with my life

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wtf like why I mean she still drank and drive and like what if next time that she isn’t sober enough to realize that she was drunk driving

    • @PrototypeFilms1
      @PrototypeFilms1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@theurbangoose6918 r/woooosh

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob Carter yeah for some reason j thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TW1ST I know I know it’s just I thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

    • @barrel6468
      @barrel6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nathan Thornhill ok but the thing is that she recognized that and turned herself in, WHILE she was drunk

  • @feealler9404
    @feealler9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8929

    Operator: What's your name?
    Caller: Mary
    Operator: Are you still there, *sir?*

  • @secretsauceskateboarding4337
    @secretsauceskateboarding4337 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a TH-cam video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.

    • @artsyashanti
      @artsyashanti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agreed.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I agree, she just needed some help.
      God bless her.

    • @maxsunshine
      @maxsunshine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Literally she's not stupid she's literally the smartest drunk ever

  • @immaweirdoindisguise9703
    @immaweirdoindisguise9703 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    *"A few hours after the call Sanchez realized he was not dead."*
    _Smartest man alive._

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Time returned to it's normal pace LMFAO

    • @km077
      @km077 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not only that- he might have been the second coming of Christ, man.

    • @loswochos9176
      @loswochos9176 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want those brownies

    • @intergraphenic
      @intergraphenic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An intelligent man named Sanchez...
      Where have I heard that before?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@intergraphenic somewhere in the 70s i believe

  • @leelynnene
    @leelynnene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19308

    mary: “i AM them.”
    operator: “you *am* them?”

    • @hamloaff
      @hamloaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      @Alex Iancu they're just quoting what the 911 operator said

    • @CheesecakeLord.
      @CheesecakeLord. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      I A M T H E M

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @Alex Iancu r/whoosh

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call!
      @AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@featheryfemme geez sorry

  • @notapop2961
    @notapop2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13904

    I have some MAD respecc for Mary now

  • @Okatogurui
    @Okatogurui ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "You am them?" made me burst out laughing.

    • @nunyabusiness3832
      @nunyabusiness3832 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He already thinks she's stupid, but he's low key reiterating it 😂

  • @S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty
    @S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty ปีที่แล้ว +712

    The person who dealt with Mary actually did a really good job handling that situation.

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The "brownie" operator, not so much.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, she did fine.
      If she'd talked slowly and calmly to him, he'd have fallen asleep 😂

    • @randomstuff7668
      @randomstuff7668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that?
      Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.

    • @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
      @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied
      2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D

  • @chelseysizemore3792
    @chelseysizemore3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6713

    911: “are you behind them?”
    Mary: “no... *i am them*

    • @samanthawit4348
      @samanthawit4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      "Yes, I am them"

    • @alibube1337
      @alibube1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      “Okay, so you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?”

    • @CupofAle
      @CupofAle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Yes."

    • @samanthawit4348
      @samanthawit4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Ok what's your name?"

    • @itsmekyiaa
      @itsmekyiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “Mary”

  • @jessicamoore2952
    @jessicamoore2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    "Do you want us to come over and shoot her?"
    "Excuse me?!"
    The kid overhearing the call: *nervous sweating*

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Are you behind them, or..."
    *"No, I am them."*
    Damn, what a plot twist...

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You am them?

    • @DC.....
      @DC..... 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@juliebraden6911 No you am not because I am them

  • @mysticxiiii
    @mysticxiiii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.

  • @mutantzairsoft5815
    @mutantzairsoft5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5454

    Operator: “How many pills does she take on a regular basis?”
    Caller: “Yeah”

    • @finnishwehraboo8377
      @finnishwehraboo8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Well he was high

    • @c1rcles438
      @c1rcles438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      he made a meme

    • @haydendube5174
      @haydendube5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah we watched it...

    • @blingwing3521
      @blingwing3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We know.

    • @charityd614
      @charityd614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes

  • @ashlyn6125
    @ashlyn6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    911: Are you behind or in front of them?
    Caller: *I AM THEM*

    • @myahollandia3552
      @myahollandia3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @circusfreakbandit3366
      @circusfreakbandit3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2d (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

    • @phelony3973
      @phelony3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      made me think f that spongebob episode 🤣🤣 weeeewhoooo weeeeeewhooooo WHEEEWHOO WEEWHOOO

    • @TheMistOfThePast
      @TheMistOfThePast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a twist

    • @evandotcom624
      @evandotcom624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      911: You am them?
      Caller: Yes, I am them.

  • @userunknown4331
    @userunknown4331 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Do you want us to shoot her for ya?" BRO I AM DEAD 😂😂💀

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Tbh I feel bad for the woman, that sounds like a genuinely terrifying thing for a cop to say

    • @xy4489
      @xy4489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The joke lands flat in the current year, tbh.

    • @mariayoung7659
      @mariayoung7659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol

    • @creatorofimages7925
      @creatorofimages7925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@mariayoung7659 except it is "dispatch" and not "-batch".

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      except when it's "disbitch"@@creatorofimages7925

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That police man calling about being dead from a nibble of some pot brownies will never stop being hilarious. The fact he was a cop makes it so much better.

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25966

    I respect Mary for turning herself in.

    • @jacobmccorry125
      @jacobmccorry125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

      Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.

    • @TheRealMr.Cheese.
      @TheRealMr.Cheese. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Jacob McCorry or she was just so drunk that she turned herself in

    • @MariaCastro-ye6sn
      @MariaCastro-ye6sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Indeed

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same

    • @ben7445
      @ben7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah like how is that dumb

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    1st caller: "I am them"
    2nd caller:"she are the manager"

    • @ilan9588
      @ilan9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "I am them" is ok but the Operator asked "you am them?"

    • @TakaoSenpai
      @TakaoSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we watched the same video

    • @franklin-_-3488
      @franklin-_-3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilan9588 shvtry4 Joe biagini

    • @snorlax7640
      @snorlax7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3rd caller “I think we are dead.”

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilan9588 what'a wrong with what the operator said? They're just mimicking and quoting the weird sentence back to mary

  • @TGRAM7
    @TGRAM7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Awwww poor Mary. She seems like a sweet lady. I respect the operator for being so patient and kind with her. ❤️

  • @Burst_AO
    @Burst_AO ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.

  • @pastelcomet582
    @pastelcomet582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24847

    Atleast Mary was actually sober enough to realize that drunk driving is dangerous.

    • @personinapoolofpeople7773
      @personinapoolofpeople7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      Or drunk enough to turn herself in

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ShayPlayzGamez8 true true

    • @09Bape_xx
      @09Bape_xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Whatever she had to drink must’ve been reeeeaaaal good

    • @honeybunnies9543
      @honeybunnies9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      {\__/} I guess
      ( •)- •) ------------
      / \ /--- /

    • @kennethbunton3812
      @kennethbunton3812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The 3rd one wasn't all that bad either...

  • @robsyhood
    @robsyhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    "well, i don't wanna hurt anybody"
    don't throw her to jail :(

    • @simplyunnoticeable55
      @simplyunnoticeable55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Don't put her in debt either

    • @robsyhood
      @robsyhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Ping me and your gay :D atleast don't put her to jail? ask her to pay for the fine then :(

    • @squidwardxclarinet4756
      @squidwardxclarinet4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      She still gotta go, but they could lessen her time in jail cuz she turned herself in

    • @iburahimu3911
      @iburahimu3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      chiboinks You're gay now

    • @justaike3690
      @justaike3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mary's a good person, a really good person

  • @icepick859
    @icepick859 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The 3rd call really reminds me of the first time being stoned. The anxiety, the paranoia, the time going really slow

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes! He really nailed it.

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drink orange juice, Vit C will bring you down, old hippy trick.

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d just sleeeeeeeeeep ooooo

    • @stephaniem2743
      @stephaniem2743 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They just took a little too much no one has died from Cannabis good they ate it rather than smoked which is dreadful just don’t do it every day ❤️

  • @roguelamp6991
    @roguelamp6991 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I personally think the first one wasn't out of dumbness but out of self awareness, takes a true man to admit that your doing something dangerious.

  • @zachary4137
    @zachary4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    Hey at least Mary turned herself in instead of getting someone killed

    • @jambie
      @jambie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AllieMacaroni well thx for destroying that bruh

    • @grubscream
      @grubscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t wanna like it because it’s at 666 likes.

  • @aspercisse4690
    @aspercisse4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5393

    “I think we’re dying”
    .....”i think we’re dead”

    • @nate5051
      @nate5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That happened to me in fortnite once

    • @majikura6261
      @majikura6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nate5051 ironic

    • @Kashshortz
      @Kashshortz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Sillymouse04 ik u feel scared af

    • @kenziewinn9989
      @kenziewinn9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bekwtf I never been high or anything like that

    • @okgutesviddo3070
      @okgutesviddo3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why the women don't said you can't die on weed

  • @andersonm87
    @andersonm87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Mike Forbees is a living Legend 😂

  • @KCKrumbcake
    @KCKrumbcake ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mad respect to Mary. Gigachad energy.

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big big energy

  • @justjaydenb
    @justjaydenb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    "I'm gonna file a complaint"
    "That's... I dont blame you a bit"

    • @janordahl
      @janordahl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I died 🤣

    • @Marcel-pf8jk
      @Marcel-pf8jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      bruh im so sorry for him he didnt mean to 🤣

    • @leahrosario3061
      @leahrosario3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      that had me rolling😭🤣

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Do you want me to shoot them?" LMFAOOOO

    • @CamuichorisStarBons64
      @CamuichorisStarBons64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jung Kookie I liked it so not anymore

  • @7ngelVrk
    @7ngelVrk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11146

    Mary’s call isn’t stupid. She turned herself in thats good!

  • @RoosterCogburn2112
    @RoosterCogburn2112 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "time is going by really, really, really, really slow"
    I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The humor of the last one was an 11/10

  • @hockeybros4032
    @hockeybros4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7365

    Mary is very honest. She even apologized. She sounds like a very respectful woman

    • @sovietsquidward5488
      @sovietsquidward5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Yep good people can make bad decisions and correct them, seems like a wonderful woman

    • @MAF9237
      @MAF9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      777 likes ow time to ruin it

    • @darkNovaskar
      @darkNovaskar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Too bad she's not a responsible woman

    • @mediadump3295
      @mediadump3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@darkNovaskar dude she called the cops on herself ofc shes responsible wtf is ur logic

    • @mediadump3295
      @mediadump3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yh mary is cute little sister type lmaooo

  • @5celestialcosplays750
    @5celestialcosplays750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3486

    “A few hours later Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace.” Best line ever

    • @yasmanisantana1336
      @yasmanisantana1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that one

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus I’m i. Michigan in my hotel right now

    • @saw2005.
      @saw2005. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonflyer9867 michigan same

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saw2005. I’m back in kanas I was just meeting my great grandpa before he died he died thursday

  • @Cynorwin
    @Cynorwin ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣

  • @MrJeremytpage
    @MrJeremytpage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.

  • @dooeytee6715
    @dooeytee6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4426

    The guy that overdosed on weed was actually a police officer at the time and the marijuana he took from the evidence room. Makes it 100 times funnier.

    • @thelemonheads4853
      @thelemonheads4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😂

    • @CHOM-fm3io
      @CHOM-fm3io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Source?

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Legend has it she's still on the living room ground to this day.

    • @CHOM-fm3io
      @CHOM-fm3io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dooeytee6715 kinda

    • @alirader
      @alirader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CHOM-fm3iome too. Me too...

  • @oliverdybala1331
    @oliverdybala1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    911: okay, are you behind them or....?
    MARY: I Am them
    911: You am them?
    ME: 😂😂😂

    • @tumiemat
      @tumiemat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oliver DYBALA 7 best part of the convo😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @LadellTurner
      @LadellTurner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂

    • @jamesmclean8623
      @jamesmclean8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We saw the video

    • @lauracorralo7421
      @lauracorralo7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @vIllusionz
      @vIllusionz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol this was so funny I didn’t laugh

  • @julietneale1828
    @julietneale1828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love the guy that said, “should we come over and shoot her?” he sounded like he was holding in a laugh

  • @eyeseer1
    @eyeseer1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone.
    They are absolute champions as people.

  • @ghshrksidhc5460
    @ghshrksidhc5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5110

    Props to Sanchez for realising that he's not dead.

  • @yoruka_
    @yoruka_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5430

    Mary
    She a little confused but she got the spirit

    • @vampyrezz
      @vampyrezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      And the spirit is Vodka XD

    • @CamuichorisStarBons64
      @CamuichorisStarBons64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vampyrezz lol

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh you just took me back to marlin waynes in scary movie!

    • @randomperson2124
      @randomperson2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She’s still an upstanding citizen of where she lives…
      And vodka.

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had a little lamb.

  • @saraimartin8669
    @saraimartin8669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “How many do you get that call in on themselves?” 🤣 R.E.S.P.E.C.T bro, madddd respect! ✊🏼

  • @thekellyandhayleishow5709
    @thekellyandhayleishow5709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    Lol that last one seemed like the operator was done with the day, tired and wanted to go home so he tried to make a joke and laugh it off

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I feel bad for him because that lady got really upset with it.

    • @manicanimations7813
      @manicanimations7813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@cassanovax8368 well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@manicanimations7813 I know that, but this wasn't a big deal persay, it got solved regardless.

    • @DorianTMChannel
      @DorianTMChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@cassanovax8368 Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.

    • @antoniorondao6642
      @antoniorondao6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Manic Animations
      she was fighting a 12 year old

  • @iyfll
    @iyfll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    Legend has it that the women still didn’t get her chicken nuggets.

    • @Diego-rc1ri
      @Diego-rc1ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean her money

    • @ohnoourtable2658
      @ohnoourtable2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WomAN

    • @HoneyxBee-yw7lw
      @HoneyxBee-yw7lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I honestly felt bad. She just wanted her money back

    • @OneBelowTheAll
      @OneBelowTheAll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And her money and mcdoubles

    • @roccferd
      @roccferd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legend has it she never got that McDouble.

  • @mariannerush3186
    @mariannerush3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I almost spit out my coffee with the woman asking for Officer Sanchez. 🤣 Nice to know we can order dates on 911 now! 🤣

    • @charlesfleetwood8585
      @charlesfleetwood8585 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was it the same Officer Sanchez that ate the brownies? It would complete the circle of dumb calls...

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charlesfleetwood8585 I agree with the first part, that was stupid as hell and that lady was annoying af but why bring race into it?

    • @charlesfleetwood8585
      @charlesfleetwood8585 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@charlesfleetwood8585what??? this was never a race thing

  • @Toketree
    @Toketree 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    We all love you Mary. You’re an inspiration to us all. They better have given her serious leniency.

  • @p0is0n49
    @p0is0n49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3780

    I mean, the first one isn't dumb. She was being honest.

    • @maddieslifestylie.x1348
      @maddieslifestylie.x1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I mean 😢 she was honest

    • @jessieqk12
      @jessieqk12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      She was honestly dumb.

    • @somarushinde1704
      @somarushinde1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      at first it feels like somting dumb but becomes hosnestly holsom

    • @asmilingcat8440
      @asmilingcat8440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jessieqk12 your honesty rude

    • @johanselturbides7513
      @johanselturbides7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well she decided to drive while drunk so I think she was both

  • @caedonjohnson.5279
    @caedonjohnson.5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Caller: I am drunk and driving.
    911: can you stop driving?
    Caller: sure.
    Problem solved.

    • @carteroakley8812
      @carteroakley8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I almost liked ur comment. Didn’t want to ruin it

    • @caedonjohnson.5279
      @caedonjohnson.5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carteroakley8812 I did it for u👍😊

    • @ShA-sm2ov
      @ShA-sm2ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caedonjohnson.5279 NO. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO. NOW IT'S UNEVEN.

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShA-sm2ov OCD be real out here in these streets

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@carteroakley8812ocd amirite?

  • @kennymiller5408
    @kennymiller5408 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    No matter how many times I hear the brownie call it still makes me laugh 😂🤣

    • @giuglianacamelia217
      @giuglianacamelia217 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a track by Jamie Jones called 911 that samples the brownie caller,I recognised it straight away 😆

  • @theparagamer786
    @theparagamer786 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I’m gonna file a formal complaint!”
    “That’s…I don’t blame you a bit.”
    Good man.

  • @deviniachambers6964
    @deviniachambers6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    Operator:”Do you want me to come over and shoot her?”
    Me: 😱
    Edit: Oh damn thanks for the likes

  • @purplepotato1814
    @purplepotato1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7882

    "I was drinking all over"
    "I'm sorry"
    "I shouldn't be driving"
    Mary is a frickin sweetheart😭

    • @oliveoil1282
      @oliveoil1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      I feel like I've never heard of a Mary who was a bad person. Every Mary I've ever heard about is a lovely person

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@oliveoil1282 Now Linda's....Lindas you gotta watch out for ....Don't even get me started on Missy's lol

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@OfTheiAm ahahaha 🤣 u are exactly right

    • @jamesmclean8623
      @jamesmclean8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We saw the video

    • @lofkii
      @lofkii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@oliveoil1282 Bloody Mary.

  • @mjr6830
    @mjr6830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “i think we’re dead. i really do” took me out 😭😭😭😭

  • @kunisse9548
    @kunisse9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3678

    Operator: Do you want me to come and shoot her?
    Caller: That’s not funny, I’m gonna report you!!
    Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
    I’m dying haha

  • @victoriaabenoja6562
    @victoriaabenoja6562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18451

    Mary is the most respectful drunk person I've ever heard.
    edit: ah yes we love a year old comment 😀👍
    edit 2: THREE YEARS? time flies

  • @ususa8052
    @ususa8052 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The 911 operator in the drunk driving call was so shocked he replied:
    'You am them?'
    LMAO

  • @blurry6725
    @blurry6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5625

    Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am”
    911: Do you want us to come shoot her?”
    caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint”
    911; “I don’t blame you one bit”
    My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.

    • @jacobtrujillo1237
      @jacobtrujillo1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

      I loved that part. I feel bad for the guy, he saw an opportunity for a great joke and took it.

    • @blurry6725
      @blurry6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Jacob Trujillo ya, i feel kinda bad for him too, but i can see why the caller wanted to report the dispatcher tho.

    • @jacobtrujillo1237
      @jacobtrujillo1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@blurry6725 yeah

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.

    • @elt2773
      @elt2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@thagodwecreate5179 you're the bitch. You dont "joke" about shooting 12 year olds

  • @caseyashworth8016
    @caseyashworth8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    "Do you have any weapons in the house?"
    "No"
    _Later_
    "Do you have any weapons in the house?"
    "You already asked me that"
    "And what did you say?"
    "Yeah, well, no, we do"
    *_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*

  • @WheelerRickTHETIEGUY
    @WheelerRickTHETIEGUY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The couple HAF off the brownies… I’m in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…I soooo want video of it!!

  • @Emunah13819
    @Emunah13819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You *_am_* them?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ssjineon7032
    @ssjineon7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    I think we're dying yeah I think we're dead already. 😂🤣

    • @OmegaGamer707
      @OmegaGamer707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SSJI Neon that one got me to lol

    • @dakoda887
      @dakoda887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol first time doing brownies

    • @davidxx0
      @davidxx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SSJI Neon bruh this is in my friends city💀

    • @grantxd5195
      @grantxd5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh the same thing happened to me lmao

    • @Livsaussielife
      @Livsaussielife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SSJI Neon remind me not to eat brownies ever again lmao

  • @trishalondon4451
    @trishalondon4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    “i am them” phrase of the millennium

    • @_delta_music_
      @_delta_music_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      You am them?

    • @mustafa-cx2fg
      @mustafa-cx2fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      they/them 🤣

    • @monkeygamingboss
      @monkeygamingboss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Question for her: am i speaking only to Marry or am i talking to 2 people at once?

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @ri1114
      @ri1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How? What did they do?

  • @alliegrady9481
    @alliegrady9481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I think we are dead" lmao I was dying while watching this

  • @MissSpaz
    @MissSpaz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Time is going by really slow"
    I'm dying, this will never not be hilarious

  • @nasorabusin9367
    @nasorabusin9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    “We made brownies and I think we’re dead”😂

  • @juliettemurphy6262
    @juliettemurphy6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    “Sanchez realized that he was nOt dEaD”

  • @mentalimbalance6808
    @mentalimbalance6808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He greened out so bad! I bet they felt their pulse in their toes😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brianhoward7277
    @brianhoward7277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Please come! What time is it? I'm 28...no wait I'm 29. Please come! Are you coming? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by, really, really, really slow. Please send rescue." 😂

  • @bleuebrade3655
    @bleuebrade3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary:
    Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder.
    Dispacher: Did you do it?
    C: Nah, I'm just about to
    D: Can you stop?
    C: Yeah, I'll stop
    D: Can you stop now?
    C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop

    • @salettesolis9618
      @salettesolis9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      and that's how the suicide helpline was created

    • @lh2988
      @lh2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Right 😂

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@3_ormorecharacters dark. I respect that.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

  • @YaPoppaaaa
    @YaPoppaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    “Do you want us to come over and shoot her?”
    Lady : iS tHiS a JoKe To YoU

    • @areebmasoodi8932
      @areebmasoodi8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh I'm dead too funny 😂

    • @streetracer1o124
      @streetracer1o124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He could of been talking bout her dog 😂😂😂

  • @boneybone8123
    @boneybone8123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    09:52 LMAO That was brilliant! Mike Forbess, you rock man!

  • @MessedUpBrainspike
    @MessedUpBrainspike 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Interesting case with Mary. She could've just realized she was doing something wrong, stopped driving and never spoken about it to anyone. But she decided to go the full way and turn herself in. Perhaps to really teach herself a lesson? In either case, that's quite worthy of respect.

  • @brehwtf
    @brehwtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    90% of the comments “Mary is an honest woman”
    10% Random crap

    • @benwalter9385
      @benwalter9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JeuxPlaysGaming 70%Mary comments
      30%Jokes praising this police officer
      20%Comments about the other call

    • @NHAFFFF
      @NHAFFFF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then there's you

    • @-zyannalynx-
      @-zyannalynx- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1% your comment

    • @emmaline.
      @emmaline. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1% stupidity (that's you)

    • @unicornjasminesun
      @unicornjasminesun 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Literally

  • @behemothbob
    @behemothbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    “Honey I’m just gonna be honest with you”
    I’m dead😂😂

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but sanchez isn't 😎

    • @theindecisivecrest
      @theindecisivecrest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How ironic you have 911 likes. I will be the like button for anyone who doesn’t want to mess it up.

    • @AlexTheSomething
      @AlexTheSomething ปีที่แล้ว

      So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs

    • @AlexTheSomething
      @AlexTheSomething ปีที่แล้ว

      He was screaming swears there was blood on the stairs

    • @SumriseHD
      @SumriseHD ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theindecisivecrest ✈️

  • @snowieken
    @snowieken 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You am them?", so drily delivered.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars ปีที่แล้ว

    “I think we’re dead, I really do” 😂😂😂

  • @lasagna7364
    @lasagna7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Operator: How much does she take on a regular basis?
    Edward: Yes.

  • @noah8262
    @noah8262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    Dude, third guy isn’t dumb he was just scared for him and his wife
    Edit: Redacted

    • @valenciachapman4312
      @valenciachapman4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I'm annoyed with the operator I get that she was supposed to ask questions BUT DAMN LADY CHILL WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW

    • @kevincorley1750
      @kevincorley1750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Bruh that operator was annoying asffff

    • @vh2787
      @vh2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah you can hear her attitude and she sounds so fucking annoying i wanna punch her

    • @valenciachapman4312
      @valenciachapman4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@vh2787 SAME

    • @pinkfluffy82
      @pinkfluffy82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly and the operator sucked >:(

  • @tomashton5499
    @tomashton5499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You am them?" 🤣

  • @Musik216
    @Musik216 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I know the 911 operator who asked, "Do you want us to come and shoot her?" is kicking himself right now in the unemployment line, BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT LAUGH!! That woman's reaction was solid😂😂😂😂😂 09:48

  • @user-hh2is9kg9j
    @user-hh2is9kg9j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    “I think we’re dead.”
    He was high as fuck and paranoid.

    • @marmadukereal1399
      @marmadukereal1399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lmao for real he was fine

    • @lola58248
      @lola58248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s hilarious 😆

    • @AceSantiago
      @AceSantiago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lola58248 I'magne the situation when his police squad got their lmao

    • @carpathianken
      @carpathianken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Marijuana overdose can stir up the fright centres in your brain something terrible, especially when you ingest it by way of edibles.

    • @michaeljordan9879
      @michaeljordan9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Don’t send the police. Send over the guy’s mom and her really, really religious friend. That’s a buzzkill.

  • @corey8778
    @corey8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    "overdose on what?"
    "marijuana"
    ".... ok?"

    • @corey8778
      @corey8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      LMAO OKAY IT MAKES MORE SENSE THEYVE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IM DEAD

    • @ventox1054
      @ventox1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@corey8778 i can relate to him

    • @indigostormxd3339
      @indigostormxd3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Other people: I think there was something in the brownies
      Sanchez: I think there was something in the marjuana

    • @MalaYLoca
      @MalaYLoca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfaoooo

    • @corey8778
      @corey8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really hope that officercalled that woman. That whole call was oddly adorable.

  • @amandalee748
    @amandalee748 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you Mary for saving yourself and someone else life. Drunk driving can lead to tragedy.

  • @methegamerx
    @methegamerx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    “Did you want us to come over and shoot her?”
    -MIKE FORBESS

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love the fact that he was just like, yeah I shouldn't have done that I'm an idiot

    • @Kelly-jn4cp
      @Kelly-jn4cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he should get a promotion.

    • @kawaiisrs07
      @kawaiisrs07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he needs to be promoted

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kelly-jn4cp He definitely should be promoted! Why is a mother of a 12 y.o. girl calling the police for? Even Mike Forbess couldn't understand the nature of her call and me neither.

    • @suhebmalek1890
      @suhebmalek1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RioMuc watch the full story then speak. The girl had some type of diseas. Like she got angry and uncontrollable

  • @prozaxz
    @prozaxz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    Untoasted bread

    • @alvarotriguerosalonso7630
      @alvarotriguerosalonso7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was better the
      "Do you want us to come there and shoot her?"

    • @mattp283
      @mattp283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO ONE LIKE it’s at 420 likes

    • @ssyudou7306
      @ssyudou7306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattp283 wow Haha funny number Haha-_-

    • @eilythurston5250
      @eilythurston5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmbrgr • 20 years ago it will be my Senior quote in the yearbook 😎

    • @prozaxz
      @prozaxz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eilythurston5250 😎

  • @MrsRobinson0741
    @MrsRobinson0741 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The brownies 😂🤣😂🤣 I think we are dying…I think I’m dead! Time is going by really, really, really, really slow 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @amenas.n0tt.homee246
    @amenas.n0tt.homee246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even though she is drunk she is still so kind and respectful 😌✨

  • @kayprivate2720
    @kayprivate2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    You can tell Mike Forbees had been praying for a call like that, so he could drop that zinger on them. He was so proud of himself.

    • @staceytate4758
      @staceytate4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.

    • @ghstoperator4905
      @ghstoperator4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I would have said the same tbh, man is a legend for saying what we all want to say

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

    • @kayprivate2720
      @kayprivate2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maxxard7992 9:47

    • @sawney.21
      @sawney.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I find the joke harmless and he sounded like a good guy LoL

  • @vincentweatherly9991
    @vincentweatherly9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    The brownie call, the caller sounded calmer than the dispatcher

    • @kevbarron6501
      @kevbarron6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Yeah he was stoned. 🤯🥴

    • @linag7308
      @linag7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I think she was the one on drugs. She was slurring her words.

    • @sapmz1990
      @sapmz1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      She needs to have some of this brownies and chill

    • @nico-iw6co
      @nico-iw6co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      ya she sounded rly nervous. she must’ve been new at the job

    • @ciel_vanitas
      @ciel_vanitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      cuz hes dead, duh

  • @danonroof
    @danonroof ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sad part is if you've ever dealt with depression and anxiety and anybody struggling then the only stupid call was the last one...

  • @samuelcolt2600
    @samuelcolt2600 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man. These things never get old, but I can not believe the pure and unadulterated ignorance of the world….. it’s truly astounding.

  • @derpyllamasderp
    @derpyllamasderp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Caller: There is a killer
    911: Who's the killer
    Caller: I'm the killer
    911: Stand where you at...

    • @hobisunshine8774
      @hobisunshine8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was drunk drivning

    • @countryoutlaw7972
      @countryoutlaw7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hobisunshine8774 bruh u stoopid it’s a joke😑

    • @THE_DUCKYT
      @THE_DUCKYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@countryoutlaw7972 bruh u stoopid it's a joke😑

    • @snowycc
      @snowycc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hobisunshine8774 bruh you stoopid it's a joke😑

    • @hobisunshine8774
      @hobisunshine8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snowycc LMAO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS! XDDDD

  • @XxDimeExX
    @XxDimeExX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Last Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
    Sounds like Chandler when he knows he messed up with one his jokes.lmao

    • @souky110
      @souky110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes. friends.

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Y'all talking bout friends? My initial thought was mrbeast hahahaha

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @johnny ember *BRUH*

  • @aaawazaa
    @aaawazaa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mary is giving "im not IN danger, I AM THE DANGER" vibes

  • @AnAdorableWombat
    @AnAdorableWombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marijuana caller was just high as hell lmaooooo he said I think we're dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unlessitskk
    @unlessitskk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    Everyone: *talking about mary*
    Me: what type of McDonald’s doesn’t have chicken nuggets

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Can’t tell if your female or not but if you are
      cringe.

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh yeah you are female

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We don’t like your kind around here

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And a mega cringe one at that too

    • @riverpenguinlegs4849
      @riverpenguinlegs4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@tittieboy you're bullying a 14 year old child for being female
      i hate gamers

  • @kaenryuuart543
    @kaenryuuart543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Marry: i am them
    Operator: you am them?
    Me: looks like she's not the only one who is drunk

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think operator is just quoting the weird sentence back to mary... coz if the operator had used "I" instead of "you" that would have referred to operator n not mary

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kittenmimi5326 i mean.....
      you......AM THEM????

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaenryuuart543 read my comment again, I'm just saying that I think, the operator is saying "you am them??" to quote Mary's weird sentence, so the operator's intention is to ask Mary: "huh? What do you mean by saying you am them?"
      Soo then I conclude that it's not because the operator have terrible grammar. But then again I could be wrong, idk

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kittenmimi5326 Couldn't he have asked "You are them?" though...

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxgeopiano oh yea