What a Chit Show Washout ! (Boat Ramps)

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  • @catmanrescue1
    @catmanrescue1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Being a disabled VET not able to afford to go anywhere i Appreciate your time you take to make these vids , i thankyou very much THX .

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks for your service awildbill

  • @josefloridaflatsfishing2478
    @josefloridaflatsfishing2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Black Point has to be the Walmart of boat ramps , you never know what your gonna run into. Keep the hilarity coming Alfred.

    • @sumtxflygrl1
      @sumtxflygrl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U mean dollar tree

    • @keeper6458
      @keeper6458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sumtxflygrl1 no. I'm pretty sure they mean Walmart 🤣

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣😭

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cleanup in aisle 5!

    • @RKar2009
      @RKar2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...wait for it...Or maybe this more likened to Costco, after what I saw there today. Think carts as boats, and the checkout as the boat ramps!
      I swear folks trolling to find best shortest and/or fastest moving line was similar to BP Marina on a busy day.

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your speaking the truth Alfred!. Common courtesy buddy. That was what we were raised on. It's just others didn't pass it down. But it will make a comeback after this. Because the only way we make it through this craziness. Is by standing together. No color, no sex, no religion. Patriots we stand strong.

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They always want more. You give an inch to em, they'll take a mile, and keep going.

  • @darrellbrown8547
    @darrellbrown8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Alfred is totally right! Be courteous. Regulations SUCK!

    • @johnsipolis
      @johnsipolis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need more regulations to keep some of these clowns off the water.

    • @nodayatthebeach
      @nodayatthebeach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normally I might not have wanted to hear that music playing but on a rainy day... it kind of lightened the mood. And I don't even know Spanish! I agree though, less regulations, more common courtesy should be the general unwritten rule.

  • @samanthagreenlee6930
    @samanthagreenlee6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a cat owner I can tell you that you are spot on with your cat sound LOL

  • @Michael-tq5il
    @Michael-tq5il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Alfred, this is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh. I love watching boaters loading and unloading at the ramps near our place. It's a real chit-show. The Wildlife and Fishery guys love it too. There's always a few drunk one in the mix. 🤣🤣

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I refuse to buy a yacht. I'm worried that my new $50k yacht will get T-boned by a moron who knows NOTHING about boats or a worse an even bigger moron who thinks it's fine to get stone cold drunk before heading back.

  • @karaDee2363
    @karaDee2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you Alfred. I needed my chit show fix so bad today! ❤️

  • @henryperez4313
    @henryperez4313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alfred, new boater here and I have learned so much what not to do with your videos, thank you for videos!!!!!

  • @sumtxflygrl1
    @sumtxflygrl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My dad always said growing up on a lake “before u head for dock, have everything tied up, and rope ready to go. Once we pull up we double check and we’re good to go

  • @josephallan4733
    @josephallan4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the board on the trailer rotted away from the lag bolts.he was try to keep it in place on the board mounts. iv been there with my 87 Bayliner. I used fishing string to hold board in place while loading up. it worked great. weight of boat held it in in untill I had parts to fix it.

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred, thanks for my daily dose of the chit show now I can continue my day!!!!!😂

  • @garyakashadow596
    @garyakashadow596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred you should get one of those small lawnchair umbrellas that clamp on to the chair. Just clamp it on the tripod problem solved. If you don't weight your tripod down though you might consider getting some inexpensive weights and some rope to anchor it and keep it safe from a wind gust that often can happens with rain showers.

  • @renedelapaans647
    @renedelapaans647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Afred with a new edition of hte Chit show !!! let the summer start

  • @larrygolden167
    @larrygolden167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the way you think we don’t need to keep creating laws and rules. I have a loud stereo on my boat but when I come into the ramp I turn it off.

  • @alanteague2799
    @alanteague2799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred, your side kicks are a riot. Too too funny.

  • @nodayatthebeach
    @nodayatthebeach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love these vids. Looks like a the rain stopped a party on the sand bar so the party floated back to the marina!

  • @DrDoid0420
    @DrDoid0420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, you’re ordinance spot was right on. Mega Dittos!

  • @nativevirginian8344
    @nativevirginian8344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s boring up here on the Bay, everybodys a waterman 😊Love your channel. Thank you Mr Montaner!

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alfred, thanks for the daily content. It’s been cold here this spring. Today was one of the few days we’ve had above 70 since last summer. Chit show daily has been keeping me laughing! Thank you!

  • @diverrite
    @diverrite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All these years I've been using a "rig" hook wrong. I see in Miami they use them for the boat dock. We use them to pull up to a oil rig and hook in to fish.

  • @kevindavis4351
    @kevindavis4351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man the ramp looked lit out there. The rain brings out the wild behavior in Florida bro. As long as people are being safe and having fun that's all you can ask for.

  • @henrymiralles9462
    @henrymiralles9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Alfred you made laugh thanks the video and know I go empty hands nothing found

  • @marvinl.herren811
    @marvinl.herren811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't remember how I found your video but it is great.

  • @rccasillas8390
    @rccasillas8390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another cheee sho great video.

  • @jameschristian8117
    @jameschristian8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo ALFRED am telling u bro u have THE best job ever... u kill it bro... love the zoom zoom ZOOOOOM.....😁😁😁🤣🤣

  • @waitemc
    @waitemc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That type of loading and unloading would drive me crazy

  • @Wogger46
    @Wogger46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It sucks that people blast their music in such a public setting. Our “it’s all about me” society

    • @suchafoker1329
      @suchafoker1329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’d hate me in traffic then lol

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the Park, there are signs posted, no music, but as u see, it isn't well enforced. :(

    • @yanelisrodriguez1378
      @yanelisrodriguez1378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then go to a church?

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially at lakes and parks wheee a bunch of other families are.. I can’t stand rap or that shitty reketon crap or whatever it’s called

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! What is this Chit!
    Great job Alfred 👍

  • @williamoorejr
    @williamoorejr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love these extended swim platform transoms. These first showed up when I worked in s Florida , where they were sealing off old stern drives and building those transoms and putting on old Evinrude and Chryslers for power. This was in 1979 or so.

  • @bufaloesparh142
    @bufaloesparh142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the 🐱 😄😄👍🏻good

  • @rcr6264
    @rcr6264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro that seagull noise is an absolute trigger for all the Hitchcock fans. 😳😱

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's like i-95 in the rain, Alfred I've never seen anything like this before in all of your videos from Black Point.

  • @rickbarros4958
    @rickbarros4958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sitting in my garage in California looking at the rain outside it's about 9:30 in the evening and I'm watching your rainy project going on at the same time

  • @patrickcooper9641
    @patrickcooper9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Being courteous begins with not calling everybody Bro!

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video again Alfred, as always thanks for showing us this. So enjoyable.

  • @abelleyvajr8789
    @abelleyvajr8789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's me on minute 8.04, hahahaha I did it good

  • @dcustomt727
    @dcustomt727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you get a lot of nice back sides and beautiful boats

  • @EmmaDee
    @EmmaDee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alfred, I freaking love your channel.

  • @floridamermaid16
    @floridamermaid16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have the best camera…love the clarity

  • @bluegill2030
    @bluegill2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I subscribed for the commentary 😂😂. We never have issues like this in my state, this is just crazy!!

  • @dudleyhaygood3718
    @dudleyhaygood3718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    seames that the rain brings out the music lovers,,

  • @SydWaters1776
    @SydWaters1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keeping me on my toes.. 😂
    Waaaait for it..
    You said your having a nice "fall" day, So, I thought I clicked an old video. It says released 10hr's ago. So then, I'm like what year is it? What season is it? I'm thinking "I think summer is coming up, where the FK am I.. ".. You had me questioning my existence 😂
    Love your videos, Alfred!
    Dinghy series was great stuff and definately can't beat boat ramp action.

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what a day that is funny

  • @Splitshot1
    @Splitshot1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao @ "the walmart of boat ramps", ahahaha!

  • @DownriverRocks
    @DownriverRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She was mean muggling you. 😂😂

  • @scenictraveler5578
    @scenictraveler5578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your Chanel keep up the good job!

  • @Taylorcadiz
    @Taylorcadiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 11:03 mark with that pissed chick and the cat impersonation was fuckin hilarious

  • @irhillbillyirhillbilly8605
    @irhillbillyirhillbilly8605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best ttards yet!! Keep it coming!!

  • @noellaboy7980
    @noellaboy7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred! What’s happening brother. Your laughter is contagious. Those people with la Terraza on their boat, gave you the stink eye. Scruffy looked embarrassed!😂👍

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guy ripped all the dam mangroves!

    • @noellaboy7980
      @noellaboy7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlfredMontaner I saw that! Isn’t it common knowledge mangroves are protected?🤨

    • @HiggsBJ
      @HiggsBJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlfredMontaner if he was going to take out trees, he could be more considerate and take out the tree of death, so we could get a better view of lane one.

  • @pamelabrown9484
    @pamelabrown9484 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred your correct abt our rights!
    This is a "low rent" boat ramp...
    Im shocked at what goes on behavior wise!
    It is entertaining!🤣🤣🤣
    Poor fred has had his home invaded by these heathens...

  • @jeffbaran8036
    @jeffbaran8036 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best show. Many thanks. USA Jeff Baran

  • @slappyd7388
    @slappyd7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude buys the boat but can't afford commercial free pandora radio. Bro shuts it off when the commercial for a pooping disease come up. Gold!

  • @mstrickk1
    @mstrickk1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There should be a music ordinance at ramps. Yes I know, more laws aren't better but at the actual ramp, they need fined. It is a huge safety concern if you can't communicate with people in a very dangerous area.

  • @CL-cq1hi
    @CL-cq1hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Courtesy is like the shopping cart test at the store.. do you put it away in the corral or do you leave it. The people who come in with music maybe the one that leave it.

  • @jerrylowden1977
    @jerrylowden1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love watching your videos. Hello from Texas

  • @billallbright
    @billallbright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Black Point Marina should hire you as entertainment coordinator !

  • @stevepohlmeier7143
    @stevepohlmeier7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred me and my wife love watching your videos. We spend a lot of time on the Mississippi River in north west Illinois, I would put her against most everyone at Black Point backing a trailer! maybe its that "salt life" that makes them unable to back up?

  • @randomsteveh8373
    @randomsteveh8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My neighbors play that chit, that loud, practically everyday. They don't use their back yard but grill food and party in the front driveway. It is ruining the neighborhood. People that have lived here for 45yrs had to move away because of them being so inconsiderate.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they are partying in the front of the house, can't you call the Police about that. It's that way in My development up here on Long island, NY.

    • @erinjean2695
      @erinjean2695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had those neighbors too. We loved them because we had loud parrots and it was a fair trade off 😂. No complaints either way! Their parties were lit. Lol once we made friends it was all good. Most fun neighbors ever you just gotta come at the whole situation with a friendly disposition don’t hide in your house and call the cops! Bring them some beer, share it together and once you’re all good with eachother find a polite way to ask them to compromise with you!

    • @randomsteveh8373
      @randomsteveh8373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erinjean2695 These aren't parties, just them sitting in the driveway drinking 3 or 4 times a week. We've talked, they don't compromise.

  • @CameronRobinson
    @CameronRobinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol yes! AM speaking facts about big gov.

  • @mikesherrett8928
    @mikesherrett8928 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOU WERE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE RAINS CAME...AND IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

  • @libertyordeath935
    @libertyordeath935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your libertarian view on ordinances. 🤘

  • @lvmykdz5724
    @lvmykdz5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:56 - Damn, she's angry!!

  • @jacksonhardy8432
    @jacksonhardy8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Al, you need a Bimini top for your camera set up! 😆

  • @2real4u74
    @2real4u74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol! What is this Alfred? A Houlover boat sound off! Will call it Demonetization 2022. Lol! Wait for it!

  • @rickdunn3883
    @rickdunn3883 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alfred: I think the tree to the left side needs trimming.

  • @jamesholcomb1401
    @jamesholcomb1401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From Ohio love the chit show

  • @Corvette_pilot
    @Corvette_pilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chit show crunk! 😎🤙🏼

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Miami boat people appear to have more fun than Seattle boat people.

  • @devonnabrown1234
    @devonnabrown1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm confused. Fall isn't in May. I mean it's hot year round in Florida but even Miami's Autumn isn't until Sept/October. 😁 We love ya Alfred. Your voice is the best to listen to.

  • @michellebattersby3243
    @michellebattersby3243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad is an avid boater he watches and openly laughs at idiots (its funny but embarrassing as hell🤗)

  • @chadminor2360
    @chadminor2360 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Common sense is a superpower, you can’t expect everyone to have it!

  • @twelvecylinders6273
    @twelvecylinders6273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @31:50 better than sea world

  • @davidbennett7299
    @davidbennett7299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How nice was it when the music first went off..

  • @curt5253
    @curt5253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm amazed at the Spanish population there

  • @realclassamerican2774
    @realclassamerican2774 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you imagine, is someone with an Ice Breaker boat didn't like the loud music from a boat & rammed it real good? Bam! Loud music sinking. OH WELL!

  • @anthonysiegel4685
    @anthonysiegel4685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That avanti is nice,,100 gallon ÷ 1400 horsepower not too. Bad

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That should be good for 30 minutes of Fun ! :) Not

  • @alancoldicott391
    @alancoldicott391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Alfred, you've shown us this clip before about the guy in the water - Did you ever find out what he was doing? I've heard about tickling for Trout, but was he tickling for Fred the Croc?

  • @Jdigger4130
    @Jdigger4130 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man. Found ya 2 days ago and just wow... Watching this is hilarious!!!! There must be thee easiest credit in the world in Miami.. The most ghetto thing I ever saw on water. This is comedy! Dunno what language that hideous noise blasting outta those boats is but sooooooo glad I live nowhere near these egg hatched dorks

  • @williamvandervoet5824
    @williamvandervoet5824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone needs to tell the dude on the Sea Hunt boat in the flag bathing suit CRACK KILLS!

  • @kisa444
    @kisa444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    100% guarantee that Ordinance guy came from NYC or some other nanny state chithole. Don't NY my FL!

  • @renedelapaans647
    @renedelapaans647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ❤ the music 🎶 , Miami people know how to party

  • @pamelazandarski5868
    @pamelazandarski5868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with that kind of money you would think they would have Electric Wenches !!!

  • @tiger215dawn
    @tiger215dawn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:36 Fountain With Quad Mercury Racing 450s

  • @jeffhenson1994
    @jeffhenson1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    AGAIN ANOTHER DAY DRUNKEN BOATERS MAKING A SCENE

  • @jiminsav
    @jiminsav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How do you say spackle that crack in Spanish.

  • @nicholascolabella2181
    @nicholascolabella2181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Alfred it’s Spring not Fall.😂

  • @cro75guy81
    @cro75guy81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alfred its Spring not Fall... 😁

  • @Catbat
    @Catbat ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the vibe!! Tremenda la viba del chit show!! would love to visit one day!! 😁

  • @johnrowlette7430
    @johnrowlette7430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice CRACK!!

  • @GeorgeBonez
    @GeorgeBonez ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa! That brown Center-Con w/ quad 400’s is a BeAsT!

  • @77Scarlet
    @77Scarlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate you so bad! My dads cat came running in scared. I was accusing something (snake etc) inside the house trying to attack the cat. 😂my dad is looking in cabinets right now haaaaaaaaa

  • @SunyenChiu
    @SunyenChiu ปีที่แล้ว

    Los balseros se alborotan con la lluvia

  • @baaa4698
    @baaa4698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fall?!

  • @jamesdoster6262
    @jamesdoster6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First like and comment!

  • @barryburka7395
    @barryburka7395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:40. WOW. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The black bikini looks amazing with her wearing it.

  • @DepressedGiantsFan
    @DepressedGiantsFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A fall rain?? you dont know what season we're in ??

    • @fordrock
      @fordrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right??? haha you mean Spring?!

    • @chrisbingham9654
      @chrisbingham9654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A rain fall.

  • @tiger215dawn
    @tiger215dawn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fountain And A Key West 23:29

  • @backyardbuilttrucks1
    @backyardbuilttrucks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put up a sign . Let's all be courteous to each other. Be surprised

  • @carlcooper912
    @carlcooper912 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was there a kegger out on the water?