The Unluckiest Boat Ramp Boaters Ever ! ( Chit Show )

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  • @charlesadrianse2368
    @charlesadrianse2368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Alfred for the Great Content !! For years my buddy and I would go the the Yacht Basin in Galveston TX on holiday weekends and watch the shows. Between the fights, boats sinking, trailer’s backing off the ramp’s, people being arrested by Fish and Game you never knew what was going to happen next. Bring’s back found memories 😅

  • @jeffbelorit868
    @jeffbelorit868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should have named this video the chit show of the century

  • @Kapnwill
    @Kapnwill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shortest day boating ever from dock 7 to dock 4
    Your laugh got me after that. You amused yourself lol. That was funny.

  • @909busa
    @909busa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:34 she wanted to make sure you were looking before the show.

  • @elianselmi4099
    @elianselmi4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cant go wrong with the Chit Show! Always full of entertainment! Better than going into a Walmart LMAO

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak5028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Alfred, Hey Bro, Just sayin. You know Bro, you, YOU. The One. You sent me here from a live show, "Chit Show Is Hilarious Until You're On It!" Million View shot of the Pole Of Faith being Hammered, was the Ultimate. Thanks Bro.

  • @2teche
    @2teche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love watching the Chit Show from the Bayou Teche in Louisiana Fred is unbelievable Huge Crocodile 🐊 Thanks for Sharing

    • @meauxjeaux431
      @meauxjeaux431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm watching from between Houma and Thibodaux !

  • @euniceperez4510
    @euniceperez4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The repair bill of the century...😂😂😂

    • @jaydab
      @jaydab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @kyleoutdoors1457
    @kyleoutdoors1457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New sub here and gonna be a forever one at that love when you say oh here comes a GET OF MY LAWN!!! keep up the great content stay safe

  • @bobbybearclaw
    @bobbybearclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love seeing all the GROSSLY OVERLOADED tow rigs

  • @jenniferb2020
    @jenniferb2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Alfred I am new here. Been a member for 3 weeks now. Love all the crazy boaters that don't know how to boat. These are fun to watch but my favorite boats are the yaughts over 30 to 45 feet. I grew up with a big boat in Port Stanley, Ontario Canada. take care oh I forgot nice yaught time 522

  • @TALL1FU49
    @TALL1FU49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alfred, I love all of your videos. I watch them on my large big screen tv. Because of you, I'm going to buy myself a boat. And yes, I know how to back up a trailer. I used to have a lawn service and used a 18 foot utility trailer. And I used to use my dad's boat to go to the Bahamas before he passed away. It was a 65 foot Hatteras converitble. But I'm planning on getting a bass Tracker SC, with a 40 to 60 hp motor. One day we can film the chit chat show live from the boat. How's that sound. Keep up the great work. I love your videos from downtown. All those larger then life boats

  • @permafrostinsanity1799
    @permafrostinsanity1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack Sparrow once said, “that…. Is a called a dingy”…

  • @karaDee2363
    @karaDee2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just when you think you've seen all the best chit, there's much more chit to come... welcome to Alfred's Channel, best chit shows on the planet...lol

  • @iujim1976
    @iujim1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sunday 4:00 PM at the ramp, everybody drunk, most fun ever

  • @starphase1623
    @starphase1623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm back watching as many of your videos as I can . Your number One . Fisherman Joe is number Two.😊 You both deserve great praise for providing such wonderful video content .🌴🐊☺️

  • @AndrewPotts1962
    @AndrewPotts1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    G'day, @Alfred Montaner! I just stumbled over your channel tonight and I am GLAD I did!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with kicking back (with a brew, or 2), talking Chit, and watching the show. Excellent camera work, with some awesome close-ups - a bit of slo-mo on the go could be good, but I'll keep on watching anyway! Keep up the awesome work, keep well, keep the shiny side up, n' catch you in the next video! Cheers!

  • @jaimeshull5439
    @jaimeshull5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    90 degrees, wow! Have 10 inches of snow and its 2 degrees in Fairfield Bay, Arkansas and their calling for another 10 inches of snow ❄ tomorrow evening. Love the channel! ❤

  • @REEF4life
    @REEF4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven't laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 her reaction and your playthrough is spot on definitely a sub here

  • @tonyjessen8204
    @tonyjessen8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The story of the century. Thanks Alfred 👍👍

  • @burningheart86402
    @burningheart86402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude with a “The Qualified Captain” shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acorn9934
    @acorn9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another awesome video, Alfred...My wife loves your Chit....Take care A, from the Northwoods of Wisconsin that shark fishing in the winter in Florida..

  • @TheGeorgiaRover
    @TheGeorgiaRover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude - you are my spirit animal. Love the channel!

  • @roncox1172
    @roncox1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha the chit show. I wore my swimming chorts to watch.

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was some bad-ass Intrepid with the twin Diesel!!!

  • @therccollaborative9524
    @therccollaborative9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one yamaha 200 on the left had no tell tale

  • @julieaucoin9980
    @julieaucoin9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I first saw this I thought why is he watching people dock their boats. Now I know. Never a dull moment at the dock!

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been watching his videos for six months and they're SO funny. One of my favorites was the guy who tried to pull his yacht out and was too cheap to spend the badly needed money on four-wheel-drive for his truck. It took him foreeeeever to pull the yacht out. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at him like "Is this guy for real or is he trolling us?" 😂😂

  • @John-yt5zr
    @John-yt5zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just found this channel, while all of the screwup’s are funny, Alfred, you’re narration takes it off the chain! Well done my friend.

  • @jayunderwood3215
    @jayunderwood3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the Chit Show #1 in our book.

  • @The_fishingfool
    @The_fishingfool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:40 If those two Century's connected with each other it would have been a Centurylink

  • @ahenseda
    @ahenseda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    She looked at Alfred and then bent over 3 times for the Chit Show!!! Coñooooo!!!! The Chit show is Gold!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @josuesepulveda55
    @josuesepulveda55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From dock 7 to dock 4🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @THESEXYAPE
    @THESEXYAPE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That guy hanging out at the dock at the beginning of the video his port side engine isn’t pissing water🤣

    • @markkoranjr6426
      @markkoranjr6426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it is, it’s hard to see since the discharge is basically in its own shadow.

  • @scottmckee4328
    @scottmckee4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know the coffee mug trick lolbeen on the water too long haha

  • @cartagenajavy93
    @cartagenajavy93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao thats my black boat on the cover! no chit show with me on the ramp 🤣

    • @stevenforeman5729
      @stevenforeman5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Javier Cartagena, what kind of boat is it? Is a beauty!

  • @gb9926
    @gb9926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When you said “pelicans “, I suddenly heard Tony Montana from Scarface saying “look at the pelicans “ while in the bathtub full of bubbles watching TV!

  • @stephenbergeron1555
    @stephenbergeron1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The googans are out….LMFAO

  • @twocentproductions5326
    @twocentproductions5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy chit, great cam and great cam work al!!!

  • @KirtH27
    @KirtH27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have always said launching and loading a boat is harder than putting a man on the moon!

  • @aLEX-gt9nz
    @aLEX-gt9nz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my man with the talented zoom work!

  • @TheBasher49
    @TheBasher49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m definitely enjoying your videos this is breathtaking, I love seeing all the different boats and yachts. Keep up the the videos. I’m from Philly and can’t get out the house because of health issues. These videos keeps me going and living. Lol

  • @josefastboats5874
    @josefastboats5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Two stroke for the win. 8:47, 2 Stroke Mercury launches next to a broken down boat with new 4 stroke Yamahas 😂😂😂 take that. 80’s 2 stroke running better then your new junk

  • @bulldawgtrucker7119
    @bulldawgtrucker7119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man homie had a brick house on the boat!

    • @maddog7999
      @maddog7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which one? 3 homies has 3 brick shithouses on that one. BANG BANG BANG

  • @doc2517
    @doc2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its cool to see all the nice boats

  • @patrickkasper2776
    @patrickkasper2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol awesome. Century realizes he is being watched and he is under pressure

  • @ionracer24
    @ionracer24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang 900 friggin hp on one boat....8:47 classic ol merc, love em

  • @albertlupti2159
    @albertlupti2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    New Yammy breaks down. Older 2000’s mercury pulls up along side it 🙂

    • @josefastboats5874
      @josefastboats5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahaha Two Stroke for the win. My two stroke is as reliable as any four stroke. Their take that !!! I’m not repowering jack 👍😂😂

  • @icefishdaily
    @icefishdaily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    -15 F but much warmer than earlier! (-24). I’d rather be broken down at the dock than out in the middle of nowhere!

  • @steveinla8963
    @steveinla8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Alfred, I see another little branch that needs to be pruned for the health of the tree.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you cannot touch mangroves there by law

    • @steveinla8963
      @steveinla8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dertythegrower The law! The law! Quick call the law givers! ...for one little branch? ...in a region overgrown with them? You belong her in commiefornia. You'd fit in well with our tree hugging morons. I think an act of God is required here that severs that little branch in just the right spot; like a bolt of lightning.

  • @UncleMikeRetro
    @UncleMikeRetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not Century's fault the OB motor broke down! 😋

  • @Ramdodge582
    @Ramdodge582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that tundra was pushed to the max

  • @FunInVa
    @FunInVa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't speak a lick of español, but that Jackmoon song 'Life' @ 2:38 sure hits the spot! Love the channel bro!~

  • @jeffreybyrnes9245
    @jeffreybyrnes9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tale of the two centuries

  • @curlyfries2964
    @curlyfries2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the Man Alford! It's nice to see warm weather. It's been icy up here in the NE for a few days..

  • @jodybentley6433
    @jodybentley6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude!!! You have the best job of anyone e I know of. Lol

  • @jshrawder49
    @jshrawder49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol good Chit Show!!

  • @davemetz7368
    @davemetz7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Captain with the " running " Century should have at least asked what the problem was & just maybe could have offered some advice. You never know. Good show Alfred !!

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not his problem to fix another captain’s motor at the dock as he is ready to launch.

  • @offduty170
    @offduty170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo - bikini girls for days - the boats are always good but red bikini wow - icing on the cake bro - thanks for sharing - love your show !!!

  • @BryanTheCEO
    @BryanTheCEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta hop back in my boat again

  • @tiggersdad6878
    @tiggersdad6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am always perplexed by people that pull up to the dock and have ZERO lines out. What are they thinking.

    • @Themothershipsailing
      @Themothershipsailing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they’re not.. and the weird looping the line around and around the post instead of putting it straight from the post back to the cleat on the boat is weird too..

  • @crisprtalk6963
    @crisprtalk6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you chittin' me! 2 centurys?

  • @davidkuperschmid5274
    @davidkuperschmid5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At least Century dude used the wind to touch dock. Most boaters there seem to be clueless about wind and current.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My great uncle docks his 100' sloop like this all the time. He goes in a slow but steady speed, cuts the engine and uses the rudder to ride the current to his docking spot.

    • @g.choppa4448
      @g.choppa4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skill 👍

  • @DanielCarrazana
    @DanielCarrazana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro the chances of the same boat pulling up right next to you is so rare!

  • @kenatkins7526
    @kenatkins7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its all fun and games till some gets hurt!

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cringe when I see legs or arms out, don't these people know that limbs could be lost that way real easy ?

  • @mikeramsey9747
    @mikeramsey9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy trying to take out the dock was wild.

  • @martinm2178
    @martinm2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those pelicans chit over everything!

  • @masonsheltrown2927
    @masonsheltrown2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brah.... u always get the good angles...
    Keep up the good work!👍

  • @spacemonster505
    @spacemonster505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chit show of the century

  • @jamesparker6017
    @jamesparker6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mel Bch again 🌴 Reiterating about my Dad&I at Crandon same scenario ! UNREAL 🏄

  • @SteveSnowman
    @SteveSnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:07 is like bloop, bloop, bloop but only in reverse.

  • @BigJonLP
    @BigJonLP ปีที่แล้ว

    You do realize that you are quoting movie monster house when you are saying get off my lawn!???😊😅lol 😆

  • @vettebecker1
    @vettebecker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s the Chit Show Baby!! Always entertaining, thanks Alfred

  • @LONGTRANGBILL
    @LONGTRANGBILL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Tale of Two Century's... you can't make this stuff up.... Wait for it.... lol

  • @jironside2825
    @jironside2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    People need to learn if you don’t know what your doing , the slower you come in the less damage your gonna do if you his the docks , the faster the harder hit it’s gonna be

    • @laa0fa502
      @laa0fa502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't approach the dock faster than you want to hit the dock

    • @BilgemasterBill
      @BilgemasterBill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but you gotta have a little speed to manuever... Can't be TOO slow.

    • @g.choppa4448
      @g.choppa4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't be drunk either.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BilgemasterBill Yes and no, the softer entrance is nice, but the currents confuses many a new boater.

  • @Lord-Snowflake
    @Lord-Snowflake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...What did that dock ever do to them brah?!

  • @parnellpollioni
    @parnellpollioni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm sure you get so many of these comments you don't read all of them but man I laugh my ass off at these videos between your commentary in the fools at the boat ramp.

  • @TheJaymon1962
    @TheJaymon1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this show! Seriously, the music, commentary, humor, scenery. It has it all!

  • @The.Real.Timmii
    @The.Real.Timmii 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:46 good to see a Toyota Tundra there, mine has been perfect since I bought it new in 2007. Tow rated for 11K.

  • @dillonlaw8898
    @dillonlaw8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talking chit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💃🏼🕺🏼

  • @1966BUGGY
    @1966BUGGY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Up north we called these people lake lice. Now that I’m in Florida I need a new name for them! Glad I don’t have to deal with the ramp life!! Thanks for the vids

  • @jironside2825
    @jironside2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m jealous it looks so nice there , unlike here 30 deg. And snow on the ground

    • @60viking
      @60viking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah ive got 9deg. I watch fl. Videos for hope. Haa.

  • @WaterfrontJustin
    @WaterfrontJustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do like that the guy had a qualified captain shirt

  • @Mark-vf8op
    @Mark-vf8op 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boats to big! Pickups to big! People to big!

  • @midwestkicksrus3206
    @midwestkicksrus3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey Bro the look the wife had was the best chit I’ve seen in a while!!! I was dying!!!

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First dude, dropping a boat, has his windows up so he can't hear... genius!

  • @johnmitchell6290
    @johnmitchell6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Entertaining all the time

  • @reefantics1329
    @reefantics1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The million dollar clip is the best😂😂🤙🤙

  • @boostedlss6450
    @boostedlss6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:20 Foreman 42LR? I just watched it run it was so smooth!

  • @Paxmax
    @Paxmax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh wow that flashback! what a mess! "I failed at normal speed... I better go faster!"
    Oxe, hmmm.... sounds really Swedish... yep.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Volvo country, isn't it ?

    • @Paxmax
      @Paxmax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keithscudder7136 Volvo Trucks still breaths alot of Swedish air, Volvo cars though is becoming more n more Chinese with Geely ownership. Geely? Yeah... I don't know them either.

  • @toychannel7331
    @toychannel7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the chit show!!!

  • @bigbopper9627
    @bigbopper9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alfred, you are THE ONE 😃😃😃

  • @stacks723
    @stacks723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those gogans are funny to watch.

  • @iliketurtles4463
    @iliketurtles4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Good day boating? Stay out for long?"
    "Yeah great day out, new boat was amazing went from 7 to 4..."
    "Wow! 7am to 4pm, that's a good day out"
    "No we went from dock 7 to dock 4..."

  • @ismackherbiehind
    @ismackherbiehind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like you you translate for us non Spanish speakers.

    • @josefastboats5874
      @josefastboats5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your gonna find alot of this if you ever come to Miami. Lol, first language is indeed Spanish over here

  • @getstuk87
    @getstuk87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy leaving with the boat attached was doing that intentionally, he didn't almost leave like that. It's a way to load your boat if you don't trust your crew lol

  • @joedennehy386
    @joedennehy386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If a boat has a problem it usually happens in the first 20 hours

  • @stephenbergeron1555
    @stephenbergeron1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the 1

  • @msgstar4933
    @msgstar4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See the 450R where I am. There was a midnight express with 4x 627 on the back..... capsized it

  • @centraliamedic
    @centraliamedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tale of 2 Centurys

  • @adriancarreras4020
    @adriancarreras4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey man are you gonna post the afternoon half of the video?