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  • @jacobsharpeiscool
    @jacobsharpeiscool  หลายเดือนก่อน +130

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    • @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
      @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      yo jacob, i just wanted to let you know that scentbird is a little bit of a shady company, especially their CEO, she has some really weird beliefs (she thinks everyone is in the matrix, she thinks that you can straight-up CURE CANCER if you try hard enough, and she's weirdly fatphobic). the creator cyber noop has a great video on this topic. no hate for your sponsorship, you gotta make money somehow, but i just wanted to make sure you know that. love ur content!

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao that's putting it lightly 😭

    • @tobyc8022
      @tobyc8022 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      scentbird ceo is kind of crazy btw lmao

    • @envyelizabeth7709
      @envyelizabeth7709 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmaoi was hoping someone would be here saying thissss I know he probably doesn’t know butttt yeah 😟😟

    • @omni567
      @omni567 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Hey, jacob, man, i love your videos. This one was great. But that scentbird sponsor was like a stain on a great video. And, especially because of the type of videos you make and beliefs you have, i feel that you are obligated to take some kind of ethical responsibility when getting a sponsor.
      The ceo and co-founder of the company, Mariya Nurislamova, is dangerously off her rocker. She is just entirely unhinged on tiktok. She's talking about the matrix, she's being fatphobic, and just being overall wild.
      As a matter of fact, i think you could make a really good video going into all the stuff this woman says.

  • @reneerichardsonbooks
    @reneerichardsonbooks หลายเดือนก่อน +2905

    How rude of them to assume that God doesn’t love some Snoop Dogg.

    • @sapphosgirlfriend
      @sapphosgirlfriend หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Amen brother

    • @ikhnatonosiris7166
      @ikhnatonosiris7166 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

      After all, God is the most high.

    • @tedthetoad161
      @tedthetoad161 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      ​@@ikhnatonosiris7166 you might even say the High and mighty

    • @lukecrossley
      @lukecrossley หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      snoop literally has a gospel album called the bible of love (2018)

    • @Spacecadet499
      @Spacecadet499 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Or three 6 mafia

  • @ItsJustVxpor
    @ItsJustVxpor หลายเดือนก่อน +2693

    The worst one was when they tried to do "Take me to Church" a song that is literally about religious trauma

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly หลายเดือนก่อน +587

      Nothing screams Christianity like shitting all over someone else's ideals and experiences and twisting it to suit their narrative~

    • @charlevoix5186
      @charlevoix5186 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

      My ain't loves that song and I tried to explain it to her and she straight up told me I didn't know what I was talking about

    • @monochromicornthetuna4256
      @monochromicornthetuna4256 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charlevoix5186Show her the music video. It’ll ‘straighten’ her out

    • @breakingboundaries3950
      @breakingboundaries3950 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@charlevoix5186 bruh just send her the music video it’s obvious it’s about being gay in the church

    • @BOO13FRI
      @BOO13FRI หลายเดือนก่อน +180

      @@southparkfireflythis reminds me of seeing a Muslim woman saying she wouldn’t listen to an ex Muslim because in her words “they weren’t taught the correct way to be Muslim, you wouldn’t listen to a child of a doctor” and all the comments were all “this is basically a chicken defending KFC”

  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 หลายเดือนก่อน +4067

    "Don't you realize you're not making Rock & Roll better, you're making Christianity worse" - Hank Hill

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      it's the other way around isn't it?

    • @MiloShaw9190
      @MiloShaw9190 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      ​@@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXxNot in this case. "I'm making this genre better by criticizing the qualities that fundamentally make it what it is!" Therein, making the entire genre worse by changing the message and history completely.

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@MiloShaw9190 i was just referring to the original quote, since OC attributed the quote to the character that originally said it and didn't change the genre to suit the subject of the video better.
      I agree with your take tho, and it applies perfectly to both christian rap and rock music.
      I don't know about "making Christianity worse" tho...

    • @graymarch666
      @graymarch666 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I mean, creed is pretty good. Flyleaf too. I'm a pagan, but I can appreciate good music regardless of the religion of who made it. Unfortunately Christian rap is not good. At all. It just sucks.

    • @YourAlcoholicUncle
      @YourAlcoholicUncle หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXxcreed is fkng terrible. They deserve all the hate they get

  • @izzymiddle
    @izzymiddle หลายเดือนก่อน +1914

    christ spice

    • @reneerichardsonbooks
      @reneerichardsonbooks หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      You win.

    • @Macky2Tacky
      @Macky2Tacky หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I laughed at this so hard I got a headache my humor is ruined

    • @myra-yves
      @myra-yves หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      i’m his poopie like i need a bible🤧

    • @boggysaurus
      @boggysaurus หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      this made me giggle and curl my toes

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is the one

  • @nomoretwitterhandles
    @nomoretwitterhandles หลายเดือนก่อน +3538

    Ah yes my favorite genre of music. Chrap

    • @-omori-
      @-omori- หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Nice

    • @nilmer5477
      @nilmer5477 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      I want to inform you that the second I voiced "Chrap" I cackled hard. That was good

    • @stoneystarseed
      @stoneystarseed หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      CHRAP HAD ME CACKLING. I knew a super country guy years ago who genuinely thought truck was spelled "chruck"

    • @stevencosmo6216
      @stevencosmo6216 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      idk what situation i'd need to use Chrap in during my normal life but i will be borrowing it if i ever need to use it somehow

    • @jaytotheareokay
      @jaytotheareokay หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​One of the production managers at the aerospace shop I work for spells "sandwich" like "samwish" @@stoneystarseed

  • @kiwikrg
    @kiwikrg หลายเดือนก่อน +490

    Unfriendly Reminder: The Scentbird CEO said Hitler wasn't that bad + said playing FPS games is just as bad as Hitler since you're killing

    • @2LadyofShalott6
      @2LadyofShalott6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Yeah, I was gonna say - I don’t blame people for not knowing about it because people didn’t really know who she was until recently, but we gotta stop with the sponsorships soon 😒

    • @joshuadarling7439
      @joshuadarling7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Who cares. It's not like he's in cahoots. He's just taking their money. Skip the ad like the rest of us lmao.

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@joshuadarling7439 people in the comments might not know, so they should get to decide if they wanna give this person money or not

    • @joshuadarling7439
      @joshuadarling7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@kiwikrg you do understand that scentbird isn't making money off Jakob, it's vise versa. Hence why in my own comment I said don't beat him up about it. If we all stopped taking money from crazy people no one on earth would get paid.

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @joshuadarling7439 people could see the add and want to check into scentbird. Wasn't meaning Jacob.

  • @maryvollmann6665
    @maryvollmann6665 หลายเดือนก่อน +855

    this just reminds me of that south park episode where eric takes love songs and just replaces words like baby with jesus for a Christian audience to make a shit ton of money and it works

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      That always pops into my head too and I mean...were they wrong? lol

    • @mmmbepis8643
      @mmmbepis8643 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Christians are hands down one of the easiest demographics to take advantage of, unfortunately. Quality is disregarded a lot because "it's Christian and therefore good" so it often doesn't matter how good whatever Christian media you're making actually is, it'll still make decent money

    • @MasonzeroDigitalWorks
      @MasonzeroDigitalWorks หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      One of my favorite things - listening to a love song, and slowly realizing it's about god, and not a human.

    • @honeyeggs9145
      @honeyeggs9145 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@mmmbepis8643 explains why most Christian music is God-awful. I'm religious but I draw the line at Christian music.

    • @joandarc441
      @joandarc441 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Religious people are the easiest to scam and to get an easy profit.

  • @invaderliz
    @invaderliz หลายเดือนก่อน +1169

    Pretty sure the Christian version of Kendrick Lamar is… Kendrick Lamar?

    • @Communistdaughter
      @Communistdaughter หลายเดือนก่อน +210

      Think they forget there’s a decent amount of popular rappers who are Christian’s

    • @SteraFaux
      @SteraFaux หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Communistdaughtercultural Christians.

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I'm pretty sure Kendrick is actually a Hebrew Israelite from what I've heard, so not like quite a regular Christian that's for sure.

    • @ٴٴٴٴ_0
      @ٴٴٴٴ_0 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @cherrytree2165 But some of his songs do have values that are compatible with Christianity

    • @halloweenfan158
      @halloweenfan158 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      @@cherrytree2165no he’s Christian. The Hebrew Israelite songs were from the view of his uncle and were satirical

  • @RikkiLove0317
    @RikkiLove0317 หลายเดือนก่อน +946

    Hearing “Whoa Vicky” gave me whiplash, I feel like I was sent back like 10 years

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      She was just an obnoxious nobody ten years ago. If only we could go back to that

    • @xen0nsworld
      @xen0nsworld หลายเดือนก่อน

      girlll u ain’t seen her get her ass beat on baddies for telling them jesus love them 😭❤️

    • @lemonyoggie
      @lemonyoggie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      she STOLE THE SONG ITS LITERALLY I DESERVE BY SMINO MADE CHRISTIAN IM SO UPSET🥴🤮

    • @lemonyoggie
      @lemonyoggie หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      made MORE christian and also awful**** that man love to talk bout his reverend😂

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lemonyoggie lmao. Kid that’s not Smino’s lyric, he’s interpolating a VERY popular Gucci Mane song.

  • @cicadathegod8277
    @cicadathegod8277 หลายเดือนก่อน +1151

    Why do non black people always put on a blaccent when they rap😂😂😂

    • @mindyourbusinessxoxo
      @mindyourbusinessxoxo หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      I’ve got a secret for you - suburban/non ghetto black rappers do it too.

    • @ItsJustVxpor
      @ItsJustVxpor หลายเดือนก่อน +245

      ​@@mindyourbusinessxoxoDrake being one of the biggest perps of this shit, it's mad annoying

    • @mindyourbusinessxoxo
      @mindyourbusinessxoxo หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ItsJustVxpor it really is. I wish black culture wasn’t so restrictive and weird - then we could have more variety instead of the same tired Ebonics hood rap.
      But heaven forbid a black person grows up decently and speaks in standard English!

    • @Aescalona
      @Aescalona หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everybody does it. Nobody wants to hear a rap that goes like: "I'm going to the golf club, I live in the suburbs with a nuclear family, I am white, why are you asking? N****"

    • @chinchilla0708
      @chinchilla0708 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      She used to pretend that she was black 10 years ago, guess she never stopped.

  • @shadefrench_
    @shadefrench_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1573

    Friendly reminder that the Scentbird CEO believes that we’re in a matrix

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h หลายเดือนก่อน +322

      @@ashleyb3795 It's a woman, and yes, she's a bit unwell. As she seems to believe that everything that happens here is merely 'training' for what comes after, she seems to think the actions of a certain Austrian painter were 'valuable' because they affected a lot of people. And anyone who plays video games in which you kill a lot of people is bad because they're acting out on dark fantasies... or something. It's grim.

    • @klarenee1123
      @klarenee1123 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      ⁠@@Joe90hOop🫢 Skimmed comments and missed the Austrian painter bit. But yeah… that☝️

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@ashleyb3795 She's a little...nuts.

    • @Iiiiitzamy
      @Iiiiitzamy หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ok? How is that a crime?

    • @Leniarrt
      @Leniarrt หลายเดือนก่อน +154

      She also said H*tler is as bad as anyone playing fps games cause "it's the same" since this is the matrix) sooooo,,, she's a little cooky. And actually a horrible person

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita หลายเดือนก่อน +880

    Joining the Christian hype house to run a prank channel, call me judas

    • @Happinezz_
      @Happinezz_ หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      why does this comment have no likes im in TEARS

    • @Common_Blue
      @Common_Blue หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      this is THE funniest shit omg. This took me out

    • @manicrhapsody_abjectapathy
      @manicrhapsody_abjectapathy หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      i'm obsessed with you

    • @jynxiebaby5137
      @jynxiebaby5137 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This comment deserves more likes 😂

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMAO😭

  • @lee-uw7vv
    @lee-uw7vv หลายเดือนก่อน +1003

    "god sounds like a crazy controlling boyfriend" this is the most accurate depiction of how traditional christianity is for most women and if they dont obey to him you will be to rot in eternal damnation 🙌

    • @gloriazduran2556
      @gloriazduran2556 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "Traditional" Christianity does not involve sexism. Idk where y'all are getting those points from but men and women are equal on both sides. It's not targeted to "control women" Christianity is to find your faith in God, if you so choose not to follow him you are not condemned to rot. He's a teacher, not a controlling bf. That's why we have the bible to tell us stories of morals and life lessons it's your choice to follow those teachings, not anyone else's to decide for you. A lot of people respect other religions but then make fun of ours and try to twist our practices and beliefs. That's mainly why so many people get the wrong idea about our religion they've distorted people's views of us when in reality the main purpose of Christianity is to follow your path with God and live in good welfare. We are human after all which means we're not perfect. That is why we have a mentor to fall back on and teach us right vs wrong. I just wrote this to give insight into my viewpoint of what you stated because I think Christianity is a wonderful religion and saying that "God is just a controlling bf " paints a negative picture of what I follow :( ! (Sorry for this gigantic paragraph i wrote under your comment 😓anyways have a nice day :D)

    • @roniduck915
      @roniduck915 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      ​@@gloriazduran2556look, I'm just saying this as a person whose parents were both brought up by a quite extreme version of Christianity, but yeah men and women are definitely treated differently. Women are always (still) being praised for their "purity" (virginity) and seen as nothing more but whores if they've had sex before marriage. Idk how it is now, but my parent's generation (of women) were literally given classes on how to stay as "pure" as possible, literally telling women to obey their husbands. Of course, men were never given such crazy lessons.
      I know you intend to spread good about the religion, but please realise that it is twisted in so many sick ways, and that people have been so cruelly harmed by it.

    • @gloriazduran2556
      @gloriazduran2556 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@roniduck915 That's so horrible people shouldn't be teaching that at all that's not what Christianity is supposed to be about. those people who say a woman is only valuable for her virginity are sick in the head. There are a lotta bad apples that disguise themselves as teaching the word of God. I'm so sorry you've had to experience that! God values everyone as human not that one is better than the other or should follow so many restrictions. The bible even says that a man viewing women in a sexual manner or only thinking of them as below them should gouge their eyes out. Matthew 5:28-29

    • @lee-uw7vv
      @lee-uw7vv หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@gloriazduran2556 yes i am aware that traditionally christianity isnt about any of that stuff, but im just making a joke about the people that actually drive their belief in that direction and have those sort of principles they follow in the name of christianity. i dont see anything inherently wrong with any religion but there are loads of people who misconstrue the word of god until it turns into something that god would 100% not stand for and its just silly

    • @lee-uw7vv
      @lee-uw7vv หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      i definitely worded this comment in the wrong way and i apologize if i said anything harmful or painted your belief in a bad light, peace and love 🙏

  • @lyrajaded
    @lyrajaded หลายเดือนก่อน +308

    I have a pipe dream of opening up my own Christian-themed night club, but it’s decorated the way westerners treat Asian aesthetics. There would also be a Jesus water/wine fountain, a baptism stage (w/ stripper pole), wafer bar snacks, and Lorem Ipsum text on the walls 🙏

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Where is the gofundme so i can donate to this??!

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The baptism stage is just for dancing with your clothes on though

    • @lyrajaded
      @lyrajaded หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@JasminMiettunen it offers burlesque shows

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@lyrajaded I can’t decide if burlesque where technically nothing “bad” is visible or a show where they’re dressed like nuns would be funnier 🤔

    • @CesRaisons
      @CesRaisons หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The bouncer is dressed as a wise man

  • @erinmcgee1160
    @erinmcgee1160 หลายเดือนก่อน +936

    As the wise Hank Hill said: "You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rap worse"

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      He said rock, the genre that people have forgotten exists in favor of 808s and trap beats.

    • @marymarks3772
      @marymarks3772 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Precisely

    • @raveneskridge3143
      @raveneskridge3143 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      to paraphrase

    • @missydavellis9012
      @missydavellis9012 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let's keep these thumbs at 666 😅 feels right considering the content ❤

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@KevinLuper99you sound old as hell bro 😭 people still make rock

  • @xanderb2377
    @xanderb2377 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

    IMO there’s a big difference between making religious music because religion inspires you and making religious music because you think you’re in competition with the rest of the world

    • @invadingminds
      @invadingminds หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      This sums it up perfectly! There's a stark difference!

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Modern American Christianity basically requires an us vs. them mentality

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Art” made by Christians to promote their religion is not art.

    • @coffeecatichino5332
      @coffeecatichino5332 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I feel this way about Christian movies. The difference between Prince of Egypt (Not really a Christian movie, but still) and a series like God is not Dead is that one movie is depicts people finding freedom, power, and persistence in faith, and the other is focused condemning anyone who doesn’t believe.
      And not to get too religious up in here, but as a person of faith, I think there’s a pretty obvious distinction between people who’s primary motivation is living their faith and revering God, and those who fear going to hell first, and love Christ second. They’re focused on not offending God by avoiding sin, rather than making positive change in his Name. I think a lot of Christian influencers (not all, I’m sure, but most I’ve seen) and those who want to be the “Christian version of popular artist” are the latter.

    • @user-we1ri
      @user-we1ri หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Religious music is bad period

  • @valentinecore
    @valentinecore หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    glad everyone else is pointing out how the ceo of scentbird is a freak😭 i hope more creators pick up on this

    • @ashleyb3795
      @ashleyb3795 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I saw he thinks we’re in the matrix, but is there anything actually concerning?

    • @ashleyb3795
      @ashleyb3795 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Like it’s just perfume lol who cares his weird beliefs

    • @LuckyPineapple
      @LuckyPineapple หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ashleyb3795 She’s a “spiritual guru” who thinks paying her tens of thousands of dollars will cure cancer. And she also is happy that Mr WW2 did what he did and says he’s not evil because it was a “learning experience” for the world.

    • @decobenji423
      @decobenji423 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      ​@@ashleyb3795 she made a comment about hitler not being a bad person because his actions "trained the simulation" or whatever

    • @dinkenspeir
      @dinkenspeir หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@ashleyb3795that’s not everything she has said/believes. do more research before coming to a conclusion.

  • @localopa
    @localopa หลายเดือนก่อน +534

    my sister gave jesus a wife when we were kids. her name’s christie christ. tragic this is how i find out christie and jesus are divorced now because of woah vicky. pour one out for christie christ y’all 😔🍺

    • @Anna-19928
      @Anna-19928 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Christie Christ 😭😭😭

    • @ragcat3732
      @ragcat3732 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Reminds me of how me and my sibling made jesus ocs when we were kids 😭

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I can’t express how much I love this. Nothing but love for my QUEEN Christie Christ😭💅

    • @fluffydergraueblob1227
      @fluffydergraueblob1227 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ragcat3732never thought I'd read jesus ocs ever

    • @SplooTheAlien
      @SplooTheAlien หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ragcat3732LMAOOO this is amazing, this is totally something I would do as a kid if I got really bored 😭🙏

  • @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
    @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao หลายเดือนก่อน +605

    the whole "christian nightclub" thing is literally just the plot of the book RAVE like verbatim oh my god

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, don't churches do "lock-ups" or whatever they're called anymore?

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Omg I’m glad someone knows about that book haha. I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @Divine_Dreamer_vaporwave
      @Divine_Dreamer_vaporwave หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Which Rave? Like, which author?

    • @indicafairy
      @indicafairy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      fr i’m looking too ^

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh no way literally??? LITERALLY????? And verbatim??? What are the odds that there's another book where the plot is "Christian nightclub exists"...but literally verbatim, all three words of that plot?!?!?!
      I don't think you understand what "literally" or "verbatim" means lol. Your comment would make sense if the book was about a young Christian TikTok "influencer" couple who said God told them to make a night club and they got a bunch of backlash for it.

  • @TheActual420guy
    @TheActual420guy หลายเดือนก่อน +487

    Can't wait for Jesus to respond to Drake.

    • @Aescalona
      @Aescalona หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "sometimes you gotta pop out and show Satan" goes hard ngl

    • @joshuadarling7439
      @joshuadarling7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm sick XD

    • @TheActual420guy
      @TheActual420guy หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Aescalona "Beat yo ass and hide the Bible cause I'm watchin!"

  • @bryanascarney
    @bryanascarney หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    “The Christian Kendrick Lamar” there’s already a Christian Kendrick Lamar. It’s Kendrick Lamar.

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    Who else up Jacobing their Sharpe right now?

    • @ProTobigen
      @ProTobigen หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      No, I'm Sharpening my Jacob

    • @Local_Metalheadd
      @Local_Metalheadd หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me🙏

    • @stoneystarseed
      @stoneystarseed หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      woke up with the ANDREWEST sharpe, had to jacob right away

    • @RL_ManicFX
      @RL_ManicFX หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stoneystarseedBig Mouth gives this another meaning

    • @graymarch666
      @graymarch666 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Me fr 24/7 just jacobing my sharp while drinking vodka

  • @cerdocyonthous
    @cerdocyonthous หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Can you imagine if anyone from any other religion acted like this? “I’m the pagan Ice Spice, Frost Cayenne” or some shit.

    • @duck4188
      @duck4188 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      FROST CAYENNE😭😭😭

    • @NREKAI
      @NREKAI หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      NO CAUSE FRRRR

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      "I'm the Taoist ice spice, call me chilled river"

    • @derrtyworks
      @derrtyworks 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@diegoolivares1081 HELP

  • @generalginx
    @generalginx หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    It’s interesting how these people do and say whatever they want, insult and belittle others for not doing the same things as them, and have massive egos over it….. then claim it’s “what god wants me to do.” It’s like when a little kid gets in trouble and blames it on their imaginary friend.💀

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      "it's what god wants me to do" like bro you're saying you asked the big man himself?

    • @whatonearthisthat869
      @whatonearthisthat869 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@dia8183 As a Christian myself, saying “That’s what god told me to do” makes no sense. How Do we humans think we have exact contact to god, when MOST OF THE ANGELS haven’t seen him or are even close to him. Like make it make sense.

    • @generalginx
      @generalginx หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@whatonearthisthat869 This is an interesting perspective, I never considered how odd it is to assume god would speak to us directly at all in the first place! I’m not Christian so it’s not something I would’ve considered, but you’re right, that’s such a weird thing to say with that context

    • @godwillbeexalted
      @godwillbeexalted หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whatonearthisthat869to be fair, although it’s abused, that was the whole purpose of Jesus, to reconnect us to God. It’s an even greater connection than even Adam and Eve had when they walked with God.

    • @xxxmitty9714
      @xxxmitty9714 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@godwillbeexaltedu mean when god lied to adam and eve telling them not to eat the apples from the tree of knowledge because it would kill them? To me that doesn't actually sound like a connection at all, also for someone with precognition he gets surprised by many things that he shouldve known would happen.

  • @Athenation2010
    @Athenation2010 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    we know you gotta pay your bills and probably already had accepted the scentbird ad a while back, but consider it for the future, the CEO is unhinged 😭

    • @xsatisx
      @xsatisx หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      omg i didn’t even know he did that because i skipped the ad but yeah that’s not a good sponsor. people will do anything for money.

    • @dinkenspeir
      @dinkenspeir หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xsatisxyup!

    • @henfries
      @henfries หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@xsatisxwell yeah, he still needs to pay his bills 😂

    • @chickensalad3535
      @chickensalad3535 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@henfriesYes, but the CEO believes that the Holocaust was “spiritually beneficial” and that Hitler wasn’t evil. The last thing we need right now is even more antisemetism and apologia for people who target and kill Jews en masse,

    • @redmage5251
      @redmage5251 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@henfries you can do that without taking money from nazis

  • @sonie4208
    @sonie4208 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    that scentbird ad threw me off

    • @indicafairy
      @indicafairy หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ur matrix got thrown off

    • @Spacecadet499
      @Spacecadet499 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Word its like Christianity ended my subscription after that

    • @SplooTheAlien
      @SplooTheAlien หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe at the time he didn’t know all the weird sh!t the ceo did… 😭

  • @Corarii
    @Corarii หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    the kendrick lamar guy is funny because isnt kendrick lamar like famously christian

    • @beth4928
      @beth4928 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Ya, and like.....he literally wears a crown of thorns too? He's not being secretive or anything?

    • @lepus6511
      @lepus6511 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doesn't he have some lyrics implying he's a black Israelite? That's even crazier than these Christians

    • @lizzzbenoist
      @lizzzbenoist หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​​@@lepus6511 That's a song written from the perspective of his uncle from what I know. In fact Mr. Morale has a lot of songs written from the perspective of his family members as family and trauma is one of its bigger themes.

  • @user-kz3tx2tb6y
    @user-kz3tx2tb6y หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    ‘Blessed are the swagged out, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven’

  • @angrychickadee4456
    @angrychickadee4456 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    I'm a christian woman married to an atheist trans woman, go figure ❤

    • @SuperKeithers
      @SuperKeithers หลายเดือนก่อน

      keeeeeeeeeek

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LEGEND🏳️‍⚧️❤️

  • @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806
    @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Speaking of Christian people speaking down to you, I was told by my baptized stepsister that I was going to hell just due to the fact that my parents disagreed about baptizing me so it didn't happen. She was stealing clothing from stores and my sisters, and engaging in a lot of non-Christian activities while I apparently should feel bad for not being up to her religious standards as a 9 year old. It's insane the mental gymnastics I've heard to tell me I'm bad while the other person is not as a more quiet/shy kid that was targeted as being queer (before I acknowledged it) in the small town upper Midwest of the US.

  • @dinkenspeir
    @dinkenspeir หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Scentbird? Really..? The CEO believes what a certain Austrian failed painter did in the second war, was justified!

  • @Jakeyisdead
    @Jakeyisdead หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    As a Christian I have no issue with people making Christian rap even though I don't listen to a lot of it there are some good Christian artists but what I have a major problem with is when I see these "Christian" creators who use the name of Jesus to get clicks, subs, likes or cash the amount of times I've heard "If you scroll you love the devil, if you like and subscribe you love Jesus" all in an AI voice that says the most off base things pretending that Jesus said it. Or the if you love Jesus donate to the link below. It's disgusting and there's a reason Jesus said "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" and also said "What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

    • @TheDebbyCase
      @TheDebbyCase หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I'd never heard those quotes before! As an atheist, I hope Jesus is up there with a tally of how many times phrases like that are entirely ignored in favour of self service (even tithe tbh, that seems like an antithesis)

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Capitalism is the only religion that America believes in. Never forget that. The cult of the self, wealth, and power. God would smite America if he thought it was worth saving.

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@TheDebbyCase If you haven't heard those I would like to share this verse too its not on topic to the video but I think it shows what it truly means to be a Christian. This is Jesus speaking about how helping others is helping Him.
      Matthew 25:42-45 NIV
      [42] For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,
      [43] I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.[44] “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'
      [45] “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My biggest gripe as someone who is Catholic/Christian is how many Christian’s use God’s name in vain to promote their own products and posts. It’s so corny and annoying. Very hypocritical .

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@honeyswann I agree completely

  • @SNAPPY-jc9my
    @SNAPPY-jc9my 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    17:39 “you cannot partake in the Lords table while eating Satans bread” is such a hard quote

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Jacob please look into the stuff that the Scentbird CEO has said about pseudoscientific cancer cures and how she thinks Hitler wasn't such a bad person, and then reevaluate if you want to take their sponsorships in the future.

    • @bryanascarney
      @bryanascarney หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Nah take her money. We all know.

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bryanascarney jesus christ, care to elaborate? "we all know" what?

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The ad is SO long too!

    • @MIC7802
      @MIC7802 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I don't think buying or talking about someone's perfume means they accept the ideology of the perfumes creator Lmfao. It's just a tube of liquid scent.

  • @spacedoutsprout
    @spacedoutsprout หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Off topic but a tip for stinker issues I learned. I am transmasculine, and I started hormonal replacement therapy 3 years ago. It changed my BO significantly. I freaked! Feeling like a 12 yr old again. Washing my underarms with Hibiclens antiseptic antimicrobial soap for 10-20 seconds in the shower saved me. I shower 2 times a day with it.

    • @ratgurl1
      @ratgurl1 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      way better for the stinky boys than scentbird 🤢

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I started an iron pill that did the same thing. Wish I'd have known that then!

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      thank you for the tip!! my gf is on estrogen and we've definitely noticed the BO difference, it's basically a second puberty after all. i've been thinking about going on testosterone for a while too but have been nervous about the side effects. i just looked this stuff up and will definitely be bookmarking it.

  • @axelrose8481
    @axelrose8481 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    the christian ver of not like us is crazy cuz the song doesn't even make sense anymore like 😭😭 not like us was a drake diss and this guy took drake out of it 😭😭

    • @SquishyTheVampire
      @SquishyTheVampire หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?????

    • @emilyellervee
      @emilyellervee หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbh Christians aren't famous for being media literate. Quite the opposite, they have one book and so many interpretations of what is said in the book. And even so, they don't do what the book tells them to

  • @_Kuma_
    @_Kuma_ หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Something I don’t understand as a Christian myself is when they act like they absolutely have to stay away from anything mainstream lest they become corrupted by it... Like, are you really that impressionable as an adult?

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Cult behaviour number one- isolate!

    • @sweetapples8414
      @sweetapples8414 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree as a Christian as well. Tbh tho, sometimes it’s easy to take on certain things from listening to mainstream songs, even though it’s kinda stupid to do that it still happens. Just like there are grown adults who let certain rap songs about substance abuse persuade them into doing it. Or another example would be like saying a catchphrase from a famous song.

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Genuinely it baffles me. My parents are like this, super xenophobic about ANYTHING different than what they already know, especially if it has to do with other religions. The sad thing is that they ARE super gullible as well… they fell very hard down the conspiracy-theory to alt right pipeline. Western Christianity very much discourages critical thinking - a lot of learned helplessness (combined with knee-jerk hateful reactions to things they don’t know or don’t like) :(

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sweetapples8414 Yeah, I guess that is true. I think the important part is being able to recognize that and not let it lead you to doing things you feel aren’t morally right. I know it’s not always that easy, but yeah.

    • @user-we1ri
      @user-we1ri หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok look into logical contradictions and I think you'll understand why they don't want to look into certain things

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Oh boy i sure hope there are nuggets in here
    Edit: jackpot

    • @riles_doodles
      @riles_doodles หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If there’s no nuggets in a Jacob video, then I’m starving

  • @helios6472
    @helios6472 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    not the scent bird ad 😔

  • @theresacantu2735
    @theresacantu2735 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    “Your overbearing husband in the sky” 🤣

  • @_BeccaAnne
    @_BeccaAnne หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    NOOOO NOT THE SCENTBIRD SPONSORSHIP NOOOO!

    • @synclairpotter
      @synclairpotter หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what's with that?

    • @valentinecore
      @valentinecore หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@synclairpotterthe ceo claims you can heal illnesses like cancer w ur mind and all this other weird shit

    • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
      @whoknowsatthispoint7508 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The scent it's ceo is insanely weird, said that you can cure cancer if you just try to beat it, said hitler wasn't really evil (YIKES), and believes in other conspiracy theories

    • @ratgurl1
      @ratgurl1 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      was bouta comment the same thing…

    • @aryxilia
      @aryxilia หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@synclairpotter people say the founder is in a cult.

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    An 8PM Sunday content drop is unhinged behavior. Thank you.

  • @nathanielryderr
    @nathanielryderr หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Who gon tell him ab scentbird? 😭😂

    • @bunji_beans
      @bunji_beans หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Besides everybody? 😅

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A good chunk of the comment section.

  • @stretchmonster
    @stretchmonster หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Christ is Rizzen 🙏

    • @thewildflowerkat
      @thewildflowerkat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated comment 😭😭😭

  • @BlasianLynn
    @BlasianLynn หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Also. Jesus was supposed to technically be middle eastern. Melanin ≠ of black Afro descent. Sincerely. A blk person ❤❤❤❤

    • @MrXHCx
      @MrXHCx หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah! I always feel like I shouldn't say anything (and I don't), but in my head I'm like "he was a dark middle Eastern guy, not a black African. "

    • @SquishyTheVampire
      @SquishyTheVampire หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he said that as a joke...

    • @faun7179
      @faun7179 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah he was Palestinian. We don’t have to dance around it! We know where he was from! He was from Occupied Palestine!

    • @faun7179
      @faun7179 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SquishyTheVampireYea, but it would have been a more succinct joke to be accurate and not equate all brown/black people together. Like, Jesus being a Jewish Palestinian provides more succinct joke material because Palestine is home to some of the oldest Christian communities in the world, the next being Armenian Christians.

    • @SquishyTheVampire
      @SquishyTheVampire หลายเดือนก่อน

      @faun7179 don't think he smart enough for that type of intellect

  • @shaughnessybishop-stall1400
    @shaughnessybishop-stall1400 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    0:01 the video starts

    • @zachorourke3968
      @zachorourke3968 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Thanks 👍

    • @adanandjessicamellom2593
      @adanandjessicamellom2593 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thanks 👍

    • @sillyxoxo
      @sillyxoxo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thanks 👍🏽

    • @g33fy
      @g33fy 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      thank you i was wondering where to start

    • @Mediocre_Pip
      @Mediocre_Pip 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you😊

  • @mariahfleming1120
    @mariahfleming1120 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Releasing this on the lord's day is the truest power move of all

  • @chickensalad3535
    @chickensalad3535 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    One of the ScentBird CEOs doesn’t think that Hitler is evil and she also is just delusional in general.

  • @invaderliz
    @invaderliz หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That Christian nightclub seems like they’re trying to give Hillsong a redemption arc.

  • @cOttp0tt
    @cOttp0tt หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “a christian kendrick lamar” u mean kendrick lamar?????? i feel like “fears god” is the main thing i know about him

  • @Jamminjamtown
    @Jamminjamtown หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    We can not be having a scentbird add in the year of our lord 2024, king

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “There’s no where for Christian’s to go have fun .” Outside??? Church??? Arcade?? Hike?? Movies??

  • @Bluntsmoke501
    @Bluntsmoke501 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Jesus would probably throw up if he saw that the Republican Party is doing in his name.

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      REAL he would actually LOSE it lmao. Honestly the vast majority of Western Christianity, I feel, he would be so utterly disgusted with… poor guy lmao

    • @Bluntsmoke501
      @Bluntsmoke501 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bogscholar691 really tho it’s been ridiculous to see what Christianity has turned into

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bluntsmoke501 100%. IMO, any original goodness and virtue that Christianity had was completely lost when it became a tool of Western colonization. Violence and control have become the core tenets, and it’s just not something we can reconcile anymore. I think the Christians in Palestine are the only ones who have a genuine connection to what the original religion actually was. I wish religion was still land-oriented tbh! It would have saved the world a lot of trouble

    • @joandarc441
      @joandarc441 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Bluntsmoke501 Christian American evangelist got there on version of the bible tbh.

    • @Bluntsmoke501
      @Bluntsmoke501 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joandarc441 yea lol I mean I guess it’s not just republicans but the western version of Christianity

  • @Enigmatic_Stardust
    @Enigmatic_Stardust หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    2:04 You should have given us a TW ....I forgot she ever existed...🎤 Don't nobody mess wit my Jesus 🎤🗑️🔥 🤣

  • @BlasianLynn
    @BlasianLynn หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    You can be mixed and look like Vicky. The issue is she is literally JUST wyte 😂

    • @SquishyTheVampire
      @SquishyTheVampire หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ain't she like 4% black or something 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dexviridian
    @dexviridian หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I CACKLED at "Relient K is just Christian Blink-182"

    • @ivisitthezoo
      @ivisitthezoo หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      totally are 🤣

    • @kelsea6591
      @kelsea6591 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They totally are! Also Good Charlotte after they went really Christian 😅

  • @FunkoPopnLockn
    @FunkoPopnLockn หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I feel like Jesus exclusively listens to Dave Matthews Band.

  • @pinwheeldolphins
    @pinwheeldolphins หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Isn't the CEO of scentbird insane lol

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah but MONEY

    • @dinkenspeir
      @dinkenspeir หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100%

    • @joandarc441
      @joandarc441 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Money talks 💰💰💰

  • @Gangstaspongebob-kj4xb
    @Gangstaspongebob-kj4xb หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    He ain’t da goat he da lamb 😤🙏🏻🤑

  • @sunbunnow
    @sunbunnow หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    5:19 The CEO of scent bird is crazy

    • @kota3681
      @kota3681 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's crazy how a ton of content creators are still taking sponsorships from scentbird even though this is well known information

  • @nolaniscorrect
    @nolaniscorrect หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    22:14 I think you mean, “the LAMB” 🏄😎

  • @dukenussbaum3305
    @dukenussbaum3305 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The name Woah Vicky took a minute to sink in, but my god when it did, that memory cluster was wild.

    • @xsatisx
      @xsatisx หลายเดือนก่อน

      i don’t get it lol

    • @Diogenes_ofSinope
      @Diogenes_ofSinope หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same. That means we're old I guess

    • @Urfavwiccan
      @Urfavwiccan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xsatisxI think she was popular back in 2014 or so

  • @justynababinska9534
    @justynababinska9534 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    'we need christian spaces' CHURCH???

    • @Loafism
      @Loafism หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMAO

  • @ThisIsNotSuper
    @ThisIsNotSuper หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Woahvicky turning a 2006 Gucci Mane song into Christian rap was not on my 2024 bingo card

  • @codee375
    @codee375 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Hey Jacob, not sure if you’ve heard but the ceo from scentbird is absolutely insane. May wanna look into that.

  • @blaze5295
    @blaze5295 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    If she’s trynna be the Christian replacement for ice spice I hope so much her rap name becomes Fire Herb 👏👏

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The Christian influencers are cringe but the Christians condemning a “clean” club and saying if you want to have fun, just go to the church are even more cringe.
    Sincerely, a Christian.

  • @kaylee8209
    @kaylee8209 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    my biological father is a christian rapper under the name of iamwitness pls do a deep dive on him alone. i promise it will be the most entertaining thing ever.

    • @beth4928
      @beth4928 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ngl I would love this. He could team up with my BFF's dad who is trying to start a busking career. The theme to all his songs is abt how climate change is fake 😂

    • @loyisokhoali9511
      @loyisokhoali9511 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drop link!!!

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I am by no means a follower of any religion. But there are some pretty dope christian deathcore/hardcore bands

    • @McGheeBentle
      @McGheeBentle หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wolves At The Gate goes hard

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah christian music and religious music in general doesnt have to be bad at all, which makes the shitty musicians in the video even funnier-

    • @ThereminElectro
      @ThereminElectro 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@XemeraldXD yes hahaha. Just awful music in general lol

  • @faun7179
    @faun7179 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Jesus was Palestinian, but I get the point you were trying to make. It actually probably makes for a more succinct one; he was a Jewish man from Palestine, home to one of the oldest Christian communities, besides Armenian Christians.

  • @thebeartwinsgaming2233
    @thebeartwinsgaming2233 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Christian…Rap…C…Rap….Crap…..

  • @Sawika56
    @Sawika56 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember opening Twenty One Pilots vinyl and reading their thanks, which included quite a lengthy line about being grateful to God and Jesus and I was honestly surprised - and I guess this is what I expect from christians now, just nice music without being smothered in their beliefs.

  • @reneerichardsonbooks
    @reneerichardsonbooks หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Christian content house is just like … youth group weekend trip?

  • @kalokai_ri
    @kalokai_ri หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Good Christian rappers do exist. It's just not these guys 😭

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how Jesus said “love thy neighbor as thyself” aka treat each other with love and respect and without judgement because you’re all equal and loved in God’s eyes, and then people go on tiktok judging and putting down anyone who doesn’t agree 100% with them and their lifestyle in the name of Christianity.
    I no longer consider myself religious because I don’t feel comfortable saying I’m part of a Church whose official stances are abortion is murder and God doesn’t accept gay marriage, but I was raised Roman Catholic, and through all the religious trauma, the most positive thing I ever got out of it was the firm belief that if god does exist, he loves, accepts, and forgives me for who I am without judgement, and all he expects from me is that I try my best to do the same. People like this are honestly why I left the Church. The only time Jesus ever got angry in the Bible, was when merchants were setting up shop to sell things outside of Church to take advantage of people’s faith and goodwill and manipulate Christian faith to their benefit. Jesus didn’t want people to force their beliefs on others and judge others that didn’t share their beliefs. He just wanted people to respect one another without judgement. I feel like so many people who call themselves Christians have lost the plot on what Jesus’ main point was.

    • @cindys9491
      @cindys9491 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right. He never told his disciples to be "us vs them" or overthrow Rome. Ironically, he told the Zebedee brothers not to want revenge on people who rejected them.

  • @argreath
    @argreath หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:40 God is giving us bars AND nugs? God the new plug fr 🙌

  • @greeneclipse7311
    @greeneclipse7311 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Jacob please dont take scentbird sponsorships. The CEO is a very weird woman, you should look into it.

    • @reneerichardsonbooks
      @reneerichardsonbooks หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This actually sounds like it would make perfect sense. I don’t get the premise. Just like … buy some perfume to try? Idk. Gotta look into her.

    • @alexandrefernandes9264
      @alexandrefernandes9264 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      yeah, she baaaaaddd

    • @BoonCasino
      @BoonCasino หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Let the man make his bank.

    • @greeneclipse7311
      @greeneclipse7311 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@BoonCasino no. It is normal to expect a degree of ethical responsibility from Jacob. Especially when we know how progressive his morals are.

    • @BoonCasino
      @BoonCasino หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @greeneclipse7311 or let the man make his bank. I'm sure your 1 view on his video won't hurt if you just go away?

  • @veggiemegroll9220
    @veggiemegroll9220 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I’m an atheist but I love the band Flyleaf, most of their songs are religious, but just the way they sound is too good that I can ignore the religious lyrics 😅

    • @taylor6099
      @taylor6099 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I'm gonna be honest...when I was 12/ 13 I listened to them without realizing they were Christian i just thought the music was sick. My dumbass was NOT paying attention to the lyrics 💀

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah, the lyrics were also ambigious enough that it never felt like it was being shoved down my throat!

    • @redmage5251
      @redmage5251 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      personally i find the supporting gay conversion therapy harder to ignore

  • @Dirivitiveofrye
    @Dirivitiveofrye หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have an uncle who is a grown man in his 50s who is a Christian rap artist. It has been a baffling thing to witness as I grew into a non-religious adult.

  • @CakeDaWire
    @CakeDaWire หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hey Jacob, you might wanna research the Scentbird CEO, she’s unhinged 😭

  • @ReunaIsMe
    @ReunaIsMe หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Christian content house" bro Charles Manson in 2024 is wild

  • @Poerenn
    @Poerenn หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    No shade for the sponsor, get ur bag boo BUT you might enjoy (seriously, it's hilarious) watching the weird ass videos of Scentbird's CEO communicating galactic messages with her infinite alien knowledge or somth like that 😂

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I am indeed having a stinky boy summer

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😔✊ right there with you, brother… I’m dying for Fall rn

  • @anapeach4775
    @anapeach4775 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Do you think some of them will realize one day that they are not following the words of god or jesus but just some guy that really likes the money and control they give to him

    • @venus-mc5ex
      @venus-mc5ex หลายเดือนก่อน

      too stubborn/thick skulled (?) for that sadly

  • @mikusheadphones
    @mikusheadphones หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    can't get over the way you say FRAGRENCE lmao 'freh-grunce' kills me

  • @spookystarry
    @spookystarry หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    not the scentbird ad……. stay safe stinky boys

  • @VickTD
    @VickTD หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I CLAIM THE NUGGETS

  • @julieneff9408
    @julieneff9408 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I needed this intense cringe today.

  • @gregorehorror
    @gregorehorror หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The speed with which my queer atheist self clicked on this video 😂

  • @Yourbest_friend4eva
    @Yourbest_friend4eva หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Christian rap is mid" - Spongebob Squarepants

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    God told us to make this song.
    The Song: *so bad

  • @owen9510
    @owen9510 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    A Christian hype house/night club? So, a church? Unless they’re talking about a cult. Isn’t that just religion with extra steps?

  • @daniele.h7697
    @daniele.h7697 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You think the Christian Ice spice would pronounce Christ right. But she said Chris...

  • @mynameiszinzi725
    @mynameiszinzi725 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i took a shot everytime he said fragrance and now i’m ready for some JESUS!!!!!

  • @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806
    @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Off topic, but I love the Ouch My Brain products! I wear the cap at least twice a week and I practically live in the pullover when I'm not too hot. It's so soft and cozy, and I love the design!

  • @KJmusic28
    @KJmusic28 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    First second in and I already face palmed..
    “God told us to make a Christian nightclub”

  • @Vishkala
    @Vishkala หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If only the scentbird CEO wasn't an actual insane person lmao

  • @christorresdey7121
    @christorresdey7121 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You go to a Christian club and then it's communion wine in the streets immaculate conception in the sheets

  • @who8967
    @who8967 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ok but "only time youll see me in hell is when I'm breathing in" is lowkey a bar