Beau and the Prostitute
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.พ. 2025
- Beau orders a prostitute. Nott may or may not be confused by hickies.
Footage from Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 27: "Converging Fury"
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I misheard “Elven” as “elephant” so I just imagined Beau opening the door to this 7 ft tall Loxodon woman and not being phased whatsoever
Lmao! Well she likes them thick XD
And you know damn well she’d be into that
Exactly what Moly would have wanted.
Why can I see this happening
I think Beau would be phased by that; despite being a badass, she radiates bottom energy when it comes to relationships.
"I'd say we both won" Beau's a generous lover
Multiple times
@@moonlight2870 "Simultaneously, or...?"
Then she says "I won." So...
"we won a couple of times"
Beau: “Just make her hot”
Matt:... *That is a preference-*
He was reffering to "her" not "hot". Or am I worng?
@@theDontiilev nah
@@theDontiilev you are correct the madam specifically says "Her? That is a preference."
nothing like helping your own wife live out a lesbian fantasy
Husband of the year
This comment it amazing
She has erika to do that
@@4rtiphi5hal19 lol true
You know they’ve tried it out once
I'd just like to point out Mercer is currently negotiating reasonable affectation with HIS OWN WIFE
these role playing nights are getting really expensive....
Liam like “I must consult the tomes!”
Nott's confused because goblins have really thin lips and sharp teeth.
I feel bad for Caleb then
@@brendaturner6831 bruh.
@@brendaturner6831 dafuq?
wh...which lips
*matt thinking to himself* "thats my wife right there"
Let's be fair. This is what Molly would've wanted. He would've definitely approved of this. What better way to honor the memory of a man who always lived like every day was the last?
And yeah, they both totally won. Quite a few times, in fact. Also, poor Matt was so red in the face with laughter. I loved it.
I think you mean lesbe-honest. lol
Hunter Webster *_Badum Tiss_*
1:34, you can watch the wheels in Liam's head slowly spinning before he reaches for the PHB to do some Elven math
This is offtopic and random but I love your username
Good Berries, best hickey remover going.
Ordinary blueberries will help your skin heal quicker, so it makes sense that magic edible berries would do the same but better
@@wolight ill keep that in mind, stanger from the internet
Beau finally got some
Later interactions with people from her backstory indicates she had "got some" multiple times before, but yeah, first time on screen (and not the last).
Beau's *"Okay"* 1:59 makes me so much gayer than I already was 😳
Matt arranging 'companionship' for his wife's character...
Ah, one of the few moments of levity in the swift gut punches of this episode. After the last one, we needed moments like these.
Ya know D&D accumulates history from stories like this as does the internet. So 20 years from now when our children and grandchildren are playing this game and it comes up on some message board that this is a use for goodberries, remember this scene and smile at how the wheel turns.
Like other things with Critical Role, D&D creators will make this canon
Matt just got his wife Laid
Tech-nic-ally... with himself... ?😕
did...did matt just cuck himself with himself?
@@hardwirecars That's a feat
@@taleoftwowolvesasmr3381mortal kombat announcer voice “LEGENDARY”
1:20 "amber skinned elephant woman"
thanks subtitles
Of the Mighty Nein's scorecard:
Beau had the most intimate interactions with the longest list of partners from both NPC and PC groups.
Molly didn't really have a lot of partners, but had the widest range of preference.
Fjord had the most impactful intimate interactions (Avantika, for starters) and finished out in a committed relationship with Jester.
Yasha had a lot of backstory intimacy that eventually bled into a romance with Beau.
Nott/Veth kept faithful to her husband, but implied they were like rabbits in heat when alone.
Cad was ace, Caleb was sad boi and didn't pursue relationships (except Essik in the final episodes), and Jester only pursued Fjord.
Caleb was implied to have had past relationships with Astrid and Eodwulf (possibly at the same time)
@@JackBarlowStudios for sure at the same time
"Nott/Veth kept faithful to her husband." I don't know, she did seem to get the hots for a minotaur during their time in Asarius.
@@dallisterzodiark2431she likes to look but she's not buying so it doesn't count
I love that Beau is so comfy being a disaster lesbian like it’s terrible because if she hadn’t fallen in love with Yasha she’d be spending money on prostitutes weekly but it’s great
".....simultaneously?"
she for sure received... a flurry of beaus
2:06, A lesson in Elven aging
Anyone think Keg looked a little jealous 😉?
Harley Quinn Not for long.
Whenever Beau gets lucky in the campaign, I always somehow, somewhere, Keg is aroused.
@@ForeverWog Keg perks up and looks around confused. "What the hell is it this time? I was just eating a bagel."
I mean every time beau did something Keg got aroused. Sooo lol
halfway through I started reading comments and remembered that they are married and I LOST IT
That look of Judgement on Sams face at 0:35 hahaha
"You're now infected with a magical STD and lose all your legendary attacks until you find a cure."
Ah, the Wasteland Herpes result.
Some golden freckles and a halo away from sounding a lot like Reani lol
“Just an hour and then I want to be alone.”
Can relate.
Just Beau, being a lesbian disaster as always 😍❤️😂
Matt singing gives me life.
The moment we've all been waiting for :P
This may or may not be when I found out Beau's "preferences" (I couldn't tell if she was joking before) XD
"Then... cut to black." :D
When you’re a gay disaster and a hot woman pushes you into a room 1:59
*_”Local Lesbian Monk picks Tavern Prostitute.”_*
*Vorsa.*
And she just kinda pushes you in the room and closes the door
This is basically their Marital bedroom role play playing out right?
Husband of the year prize for Matt Mercer
normally i never comment on videos but lmao i'm the 69th like on the highlight of Beau getting laid. (also thanks for making this you're wonderful)
I want to like this but as it happens, as I type this reply your message has 69 likes. I'm sure someone will come along someday and ruin that but it won't be me so for this moment, here...now...just know you have 69 likes on a reply about being the 69th like - March 22nd, 2020.
2:34 for Sam's shit-eating grin
Keg is Jealous
"cool, cool, cool..."
is no one gonna realize the fact that matt just referenced people II: the reckoning from AJJ??
more like the simon and garfunkel song but yeah the AJJ song references that one
0:27 there ya go me
Elephant woman... As in a Luxodon?
Think he said elven
He said elven
Elven but i heard it as elephant as well... dear god that woulda been amazing
Elven, but you are not the only one who thought that for a sec
Beau and the tute
What was Matt singing?
Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel (I believe???)
Mrs. Robinson, by Simon and Garfunkel
th-cam.com/video/9C1BCAgu2I8/w-d-xo.html This
Christ I’m so old.
My dnd characters
Dorian: *covering his ears with his pillow and is flustered* come on beau...."
???: *Staying up at the bar and getting drunk so he can pass the fuck out while beau is fucking the prostitute*
Midnight: *snoring and sleeping away, making more noise than beau*
Zora: *laying in the bed, just trying to ignore the noises, and then finally sleeps when shes done with the prostitute*