Beau and the Prostitute

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  • Beau orders a prostitute. Nott may or may not be confused by hickies.
    Footage from Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 27: "Converging Fury"
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  • @1018monty
    @1018monty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    I misheard “Elven” as “elephant” so I just imagined Beau opening the door to this 7 ft tall Loxodon woman and not being phased whatsoever

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lmao! Well she likes them thick XD

    • @TheCthultist
      @TheCthultist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And you know damn well she’d be into that

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Exactly what Moly would have wanted.

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why can I see this happening

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think Beau would be phased by that; despite being a badass, she radiates bottom energy when it comes to relationships.

  • @TexTheBest
    @TexTheBest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    "I'd say we both won" Beau's a generous lover

    • @moonlight2870
      @moonlight2870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Multiple times

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@moonlight2870 "Simultaneously, or...?"

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then she says "I won." So...

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "we won a couple of times"

  • @SluggzNotFound
    @SluggzNotFound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Beau: “Just make her hot”
    Matt:... *That is a preference-*

    • @theDontiilev
      @theDontiilev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He was reffering to "her" not "hot". Or am I worng?

    • @jakobschoning7355
      @jakobschoning7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theDontiilev nah

    • @8Rincewind
      @8Rincewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@theDontiilev you are correct the madam specifically says "Her? That is a preference."

  • @thedisabledviking
    @thedisabledviking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    nothing like helping your own wife live out a lesbian fantasy

  • @Gingrnut
    @Gingrnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I'd just like to point out Mercer is currently negotiating reasonable affectation with HIS OWN WIFE

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      these role playing nights are getting really expensive....

  • @wolvo5441
    @wolvo5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Liam like “I must consult the tomes!”

  • @gutskenpachi2358
    @gutskenpachi2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Nott's confused because goblins have really thin lips and sharp teeth.

  • @Beretmaster666
    @Beretmaster666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    *matt thinking to himself* "thats my wife right there"

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Let's be fair. This is what Molly would've wanted. He would've definitely approved of this. What better way to honor the memory of a man who always lived like every day was the last?
    And yeah, they both totally won. Quite a few times, in fact. Also, poor Matt was so red in the face with laughter. I loved it.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think you mean lesbe-honest. lol

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hunter Webster *_Badum Tiss_*

  • @BornAScout
    @BornAScout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    1:34, you can watch the wheels in Liam's head slowly spinning before he reaches for the PHB to do some Elven math

    • @jeefburky
      @jeefburky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is offtopic and random but I love your username

  • @PatchVerk
    @PatchVerk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Good Berries, best hickey remover going.

    • @wolight
      @wolight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ordinary blueberries will help your skin heal quicker, so it makes sense that magic edible berries would do the same but better

    • @beejorgy6002
      @beejorgy6002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wolight ill keep that in mind, stanger from the internet

  • @ChloetheGaymer
    @ChloetheGaymer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Beau finally got some

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Later interactions with people from her backstory indicates she had "got some" multiple times before, but yeah, first time on screen (and not the last).

  • @bethisabee
    @bethisabee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Beau's *"Okay"* 1:59 makes me so much gayer than I already was 😳

  • @Emm_Er
    @Emm_Er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Matt arranging 'companionship' for his wife's character...

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Ah, one of the few moments of levity in the swift gut punches of this episode. After the last one, we needed moments like these.

  • @willowpackerthestoryteller135
    @willowpackerthestoryteller135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Ya know D&D accumulates history from stories like this as does the internet. So 20 years from now when our children and grandchildren are playing this game and it comes up on some message board that this is a use for goodberries, remember this scene and smile at how the wheel turns.

    • @XMorbidReignX
      @XMorbidReignX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like other things with Critical Role, D&D creators will make this canon

  • @DarthAnimal
    @DarthAnimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Matt just got his wife Laid

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tech-nic-ally... with himself... ?😕

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      did...did matt just cuck himself with himself?

    • @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381
      @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hardwirecars That's a feat

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@taleoftwowolvesasmr3381mortal kombat announcer voice “LEGENDARY”

  • @WrimsAirsoft
    @WrimsAirsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:20 "amber skinned elephant woman"
    thanks subtitles

  • @chromegaman
    @chromegaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Of the Mighty Nein's scorecard:
    Beau had the most intimate interactions with the longest list of partners from both NPC and PC groups.
    Molly didn't really have a lot of partners, but had the widest range of preference.
    Fjord had the most impactful intimate interactions (Avantika, for starters) and finished out in a committed relationship with Jester.
    Yasha had a lot of backstory intimacy that eventually bled into a romance with Beau.
    Nott/Veth kept faithful to her husband, but implied they were like rabbits in heat when alone.
    Cad was ace, Caleb was sad boi and didn't pursue relationships (except Essik in the final episodes), and Jester only pursued Fjord.

    • @JackBarlowStudios
      @JackBarlowStudios ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caleb was implied to have had past relationships with Astrid and Eodwulf (possibly at the same time)

    • @adoragrayskull
      @adoragrayskull ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JackBarlowStudios for sure at the same time

    • @dallisterzodiark2431
      @dallisterzodiark2431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Nott/Veth kept faithful to her husband." I don't know, she did seem to get the hots for a minotaur during their time in Asarius.

    • @kaleidoslug7777
      @kaleidoslug7777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@dallisterzodiark2431she likes to look but she's not buying so it doesn't count

    • @thatcomedian2599
      @thatcomedian2599 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that Beau is so comfy being a disaster lesbian like it’s terrible because if she hadn’t fallen in love with Yasha she’d be spending money on prostitutes weekly but it’s great

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    ".....simultaneously?"

  • @licybees
    @licybees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    she for sure received... a flurry of beaus

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    2:06, A lesson in Elven aging

  • @harleyquinn3254
    @harleyquinn3254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Anyone think Keg looked a little jealous 😉?

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Harley Quinn Not for long.

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Whenever Beau gets lucky in the campaign, I always somehow, somewhere, Keg is aroused.

    • @Stellermeerkat
      @Stellermeerkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ForeverWog Keg perks up and looks around confused. "What the hell is it this time? I was just eating a bagel."

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean every time beau did something Keg got aroused. Sooo lol

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    halfway through I started reading comments and remembered that they are married and I LOST IT

  • @crkTyphoon
    @crkTyphoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That look of Judgement on Sams face at 0:35 hahaha

  • @Crispy_Bee
    @Crispy_Bee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You're now infected with a magical STD and lose all your legendary attacks until you find a cure."

    • @CT_Phipps
      @CT_Phipps ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, the Wasteland Herpes result.

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Some golden freckles and a halo away from sounding a lot like Reani lol

  • @DodgeDart
    @DodgeDart ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Just an hour and then I want to be alone.”
    Can relate.

  • @DarkAngelCookie
    @DarkAngelCookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Just Beau, being a lesbian disaster as always 😍❤️😂

  • @brandondennis5166
    @brandondennis5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Matt singing gives me life.

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The moment we've all been waiting for :P

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This may or may not be when I found out Beau's "preferences" (I couldn't tell if she was joking before) XD

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Then... cut to black." :D

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you’re a gay disaster and a hot woman pushes you into a room 1:59

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *_”Local Lesbian Monk picks Tavern Prostitute.”_*

  • @gunshyloo
    @gunshyloo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *Vorsa.*

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And she just kinda pushes you in the room and closes the door

  • @BrutusTheOwl
    @BrutusTheOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is basically their Marital bedroom role play playing out right?

  • @sheeveric4839
    @sheeveric4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Husband of the year prize for Matt Mercer

  • @noobofrnc95
    @noobofrnc95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    normally i never comment on videos but lmao i'm the 69th like on the highlight of Beau getting laid. (also thanks for making this you're wonderful)

    • @jedsithor
      @jedsithor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like this but as it happens, as I type this reply your message has 69 likes. I'm sure someone will come along someday and ruin that but it won't be me so for this moment, here...now...just know you have 69 likes on a reply about being the 69th like - March 22nd, 2020.

  • @goldenxninjaxchick
    @goldenxninjaxchick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:34 for Sam's shit-eating grin

  • @elliotscasual2459
    @elliotscasual2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Keg is Jealous

  • @SOMA-gj4xc
    @SOMA-gj4xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "cool, cool, cool..."

  • @the_nicolas_cage_pillow5807
    @the_nicolas_cage_pillow5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    is no one gonna realize the fact that matt just referenced people II: the reckoning from AJJ??

    • @oliviastein1712
      @oliviastein1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like the simon and garfunkel song but yeah the AJJ song references that one

  • @bolaknirom7836
    @bolaknirom7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:27 there ya go me

  • @ryansullivan7349
    @ryansullivan7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Elephant woman... As in a Luxodon?

    • @Cyanidegunner
      @Cyanidegunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think he said elven

    • @anorakpodcast
      @anorakpodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said elven

    • @sluckett21
      @sluckett21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elven but i heard it as elephant as well... dear god that woulda been amazing

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elven, but you are not the only one who thought that for a sec

  • @BB-848-VAC
    @BB-848-VAC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Beau and the tute

  • @nonebusiness7723
    @nonebusiness7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What was Matt singing?

    • @xxAceXPxx
      @xxAceXPxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel (I believe???)

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mrs. Robinson, by Simon and Garfunkel

    • @ann-marieellis8523
      @ann-marieellis8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9C1BCAgu2I8/w-d-xo.html This

    • @procrastinator99
      @procrastinator99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christ I’m so old.

  • @Evee545
    @Evee545 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dnd characters
    Dorian: *covering his ears with his pillow and is flustered* come on beau...."
    ???: *Staying up at the bar and getting drunk so he can pass the fuck out while beau is fucking the prostitute*
    Midnight: *snoring and sleeping away, making more noise than beau*
    Zora: *laying in the bed, just trying to ignore the noises, and then finally sleeps when shes done with the prostitute*