Mr Dyntasy - I was thinking more... fascist white supremacy. But anyhoo. I'm for fucking all kinds of people, not just "our" people, dammit (however one wants to interpret what constitutes that exactly).
“Mr. Sansweet didn’t ask to be ****ed, Mr. Sansweet didn’t WANT to be ****ed. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible’s ‘actions,’ so called, causes him daily pain!”
“Mr Sansweed didn’t ask to be f***ed, Mr Sansweed didn’t want to be f***ed, and the injury received from Mr Incredible’s ‘actions’, so-called, causes him daily pain!”
I loved one of the first scenes where the guy is saying "we didn't wanna be fucked" and then he says and the injury received from mr incredibles actions" and he has a broken neck. The guy broke his neck by being fucked. XDDDDDDD
@@aliwaleed2004 The funny part is how angry and bitter he looks and sounds when he says "the law requires that I answer no". It's hilarious how easily it fits in, however you want to interpret that
I used to love the incredibles when I was young, and then I watched it again like 14 years later, and I realized how dark the movie was. It starts off with a dude sueing Mr. Incredible for saving him because he wanted to commit suicide. Still love it.
2:34 Lucius: WHERE IS MY SH**T?! Honey: I uh put it away! Lucius: WHERE?! Honey: MY EVENING’S IN DANGER!! Lucius:YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SH**T IS WOMAN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!! Funniest in my opinion 🤣
I love how the principal's office meeting cuts right to the shot of the radio. It makes it look like Bob and Lucius were listening to the whole conversation.
"What are we doing here Bob?"
"We're f*cking people."
"Nobody asked us.
"You need an invitation?"
"I'd like one, yes!"
A super hero is being sued for fucking someone who apparently didn't want to be fucked xD
@@maogu1999 That's rape!
Rape!
What a gentleman
0:23
Should’ve censored the word “action”
I can't believe that there are that many places when beeped sound too real.
This is why i have trust issues
Well with the beeps they add like the letter F or S right before they bleep it so it makes it sound like a curse word,
Yeah it does
I agree
1k like
0:54 "So now I'm in deep sh-t."
Animated Samuel L. Jackson became just a little bit more Samuel L. Jackson.
Cedric Johnson Nick Fury has joined the chat
Don't sounds like a cinemasins things
@@giornogiovanna2008 cha cha real smooth
Top 10 cartoon characters who are just like their voice actors.
Nuff said
“We’re supposed to f*** people.”
“We’re supposed to f*** OUR people!”
*_Sweet Home Alabama_*
Sounds like politics to me heheh...
@lemon this is underrated lol
Mr Dyntasy
- I was thinking more... fascist white supremacy. But anyhoo.
I'm for fucking all kinds of people, not just "our" people, dammit (however one wants to interpret what constitutes that exactly).
Siberius Wolf....what?......
@@logansmith2792 - I was supposed to address that to *Mr Dyntasy
.* I'll edit his name into my comment.
1:33 “A c**k needs to be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.”
I’m crying 😂
Actually he is not wrong jajajaj
"The law requires that I answer 'no' ."🤣
AmazonAlexxa _ 😂
I have to laugh
No no, he’s got a point.
"Now, a c**k needs to be clean, well-lubricated, and wound tight" That worked too well, omg xD
I died there too XD
i was about to say this
+Cat ❤ hahahahaaaa yes
+B. Ball it would be better if it said p***y.
0:45 my favorite part
The fact it had the word 'lubricated' especially within the censoring context just cracked me up.
Omg 369likes and 0 comments
*Also i uploaded Double Pump Glitch on my channel check it out*
Wound tight*
I can’t. Absolutely deceased with laughter
Took you to 1K 😱😱
@@Saigonas no one gives a fuck about u
“Mr. Sansweet didn’t ask to be ****ed, Mr. Sansweet didn’t WANT to be ****ed. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible’s ‘actions,’ so called, causes him daily pain!”
That actually makes sense for sueing someone
-wheeze-
You know, I normally don't laugh about rape jokes, but this was put together so well I just died
Jesus Crist!
He got that Incredible pipe.
2:58 that sounds too real...
Edit: WOW i didn't expect to get that many likes!
All that sh##
Same problem with 0:52
(both laugh)
"So now, I'm in deep s**t"
HHahahahah it does
Unit 2718 hahahahahaha
2:30 play over and over
You missed a chance on Elasti-girl saying "I'm very f*ckable"😂
FBI OPEN UP!
Ah shit, here we go again....
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shes not wrong tho
@@topherlilly2985 Elasti-girl is a woman.
"YOU TELL ME WHERE MY S**T IS, WOMAN!"
We've been planning this ****** for 2 months.
The public is in danger.
My *******'s in danger.
What Nick Fury would say.
Cole Goodrich they should have censored "woman" too lol
santiags101 that would've been funny as fuck
Classic Samuel L Jackson
A superhero is being arrested for f*****g someone who apparently didnt want to be f****d 😂
I am dying and barely breathing
“Mr Sansweed didn’t ask to be f***ed, Mr Sansweed didn’t want to be f***ed, and the injury received from Mr Incredible’s ‘actions’, so-called, causes him daily pain!”
0:12
And mr incredibles so called "actions" cause him daily pain!
And the actions reserved causees him daily pain
No Syndrome scenes? Seriously?
DesignzRUs1 I know why no syndrome scenes
why
Torri Ferguson why?
DesignzRUs1 there probably isn’t because syndrome is the one getting f**ked
ikr
“We’re supposed to f🤭 people.”
“We’re supposed to f🤭 OUR people!”
Soviet anthem intensifies
Katelynne Thomas Alabama
Not just any people, Bob
Communism
"A company, is like an enormous c**k"
If superheroes really were exposed for being rapists, I would see why they should go into hiding
XD!!!!
The boys
😂
“We’re supposed to ****** people”
“we’re supposed to ****** OUR PEOPLE!!!” 😂😂😂🤣
Starting with our stockholder Evial
Communism.
Royal family be like
Sweet home Alabama
Sweet home alabama
Mirage: He's not alone... The Fat F*** is still with him
LMAO
Also missed opportunity to make him say "What is that, robbery? Wanna F*** a robber?
Halopro895 that would have been perfect my man.
That part made me die
That would've been perfect
*PFFFFFFT-*
1:27
0:47 the best parent teacher conference ever.
“Disruptive influence”
he openly f***s me infront of the class
he says
I was laughing so hard, i accidentally clicked the dislike button
What’s funny is with modern day liberal cucks I Could imagine someone like him existing lol
“We’re ****ing people.”
“Nobody asked us.”
“You need an invitation?”
*HMMMM*
0:12
Ahhh... a consensual
Child Of God FBI Open up
I’d LiKe OnE yEs
_"The superhero is being sued for ****ing someone who didn't want to be *****d"_
Y'all this is a little over the top
A Weinstein situation.
You should see the Big Hero 6 censorship
18+ comedy
XD
he is being sued for r**e.
nah it's some funny sh**
0:48 "And he openly ** me in front of the class" xdddd
I heard him say that as soon as I saw this comment lol
Spronix SAMEEE HOW
@@spronix7796 happened to me too lol
“He says”.
Pearl And Cherri Bomb, WOOOOSH
It only works, if all the little c*cks mash together! Now, a c*ck needs to be cleaned, well lubricated, and wound tight! OMG LMAO I WAS DYING! XDDDD
Millip XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Its funny cuz it makes sense
Millip same
perfect xD
😂😂😂😂😂
Missed opportunity:
"The public's in danger!"
"My p***y's in danger!"
OH MY GOD-
AGREED
what part
@@bellabuhidar192 bruh what? During the where is my super suit scene
Jesus
“If all the little c***s mesh together”
It needs to be clean, well LUBRICATED...
That got me
🤣😂🤣
Gay
1:30
2:14 “I **** alone.”
Mr. Incredible, I don’t think that’s how **** works.
The Car 'Thusie Nurieli The hardest choices require the strongest wills, and also, *nice*
😂😂😂
He is mister Incredible! that's his super power! He can f**k alone and be happy about it!
You've gotta work on your super strength somehow.
@@gengarzilla1685 his right arm stronger
"Perfect weather for ****ing!"
Exactly lol
ihate/****u
You mean a perfect weather for praising our lord.
I know it’s perfect wether
Weather damn it
I loved one of the first scenes where the guy is saying "we didn't wanna be fucked" and then he says and the injury received from mr incredibles actions" and he has a broken neck. The guy broke his neck by being fucked. XDDDDDDD
Riley Flakemore His dick has super strength also lol
Mr incredibles raped a guy
That's some deepthroat shit
Incredible deepthroat
xd
Are you saying we should **** our customers?
The law requires that I say no.
HAHA OMG
We're supposed to *** people
We're supposed to ** OUR people, Bob
Lol
@@aliwaleed2004 The funny part is how angry and bitter he looks and sounds when he says "the law requires that I answer no". It's hilarious how easily it fits in, however you want to interpret that
@@LAZYNOOB-jf1oq ikr
@@aliwaleed2004 Regarding the last part of my comment: "It's hilarious how easily it fits in". Your life means nothing if a girl says that to you
I'm disappointed. I wanted the line, "They're penetrating the bureaucracy!" They're penetrating the [BLEEP] ;)
2:18 turn on captions: "Show him you remember that he is metal and edible"
Twisto 24 that kinda made me laugh actually
Lol
Twisto 24 I was going to comment this until you did
XD
*Metal and edible*
I used to love the incredibles when I was young, and then I watched it again like 14 years later, and I realized how dark the movie was. It starts off with a dude sueing Mr. Incredible for saving him because he wanted to commit suicide. Still love it.
I need to watch it again but I always thought the guy was just arrogant and thought he could save himself and blaming Mr. Incredible for his injuries.
@@user.7710how exactly was he going to save himself in that situation?
"We're supposed to fuck people."
"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK OUR PEOPLE!"
You're killin me.
Your profile makes this comment ten times better.
“Are you saying that we shouldn’t f**** our customers?”
“The law requires that I answer no.”
Lmao🤣
Literally every time I go to the damn bank. XD
Incognito Burrito XD
Actually kind of makes sense
1:38 That's not a warning. That's a slogan.
That's not a warning, that's life....
That's not a warning. It's the bots programming.
that's no warning, that's me and my friends
@@proof-xx1vv me n da bois
2:34 Lucius: WHERE IS MY SH**T?! Honey: I uh put it away! Lucius: WHERE?! Honey: MY EVENING’S IN DANGER!! Lucius:YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SH**T IS WOMAN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!! Funniest in my opinion 🤣
Retroboy2006 I can agree with ya
Him saying shit sounds so much more natural.
Including when he was talking to Bob in the car
Greater good I am the greatest good you’re ever gonna get
"The greater good? I AM THE GREASTEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!!"
I love how the principal's office meeting cuts right to the shot of the radio. It makes it look like Bob and Lucius were listening to the whole conversation.
"They're not alone.....the fat fuck's still with him" XD
Rileymario
Read that at the same time as it played that line.
Rileymario everytime i watch that part i ALWAYS die
Rileymario THEY'RE not alone?
Lost it at 1:50
"perfect weather for ****cking"
The way his face lights up after he hears that is hilarious
I died laughing
Face lighting up and speeding off after it said that was what made it... incredible
Ill see myself out
Oh wow 😅😂🤣
INTENSE HAPPY FACE
0:58 the subtitles are so accurate
chromosoze I’m in deep honey 😂
Netflix: Now this is family friendly content!
HHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH I can’t right now this is too funny XD
0:12 this is just perfect
A SUPERHERO IS BEING SUED FOR F*CKING SOMEONE WHO APPARENTLY DIDN’T WANT TO BE F*CKED😂
"Tell you the truth, I'd rather ****. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing?" XD
I read this as it was said lol
1:33 factually true 😂😂
._.
69 likes?
👁👄👁
WOUND TIGHT???
@@theatticaddict that’s the most important step
(0:13) soooo, it's basically rape?
BaconBall37, well if he wear protection it's not rape...
Jordan Wheeler yes it is.
Well he broke his neck he has a cast from it which makes it even funnier probably pulled his hair too much
It's his job.
NAHHHHHH
0:36 Gets up to make sure nobody’s watching. 😂
0:12 Should've continued it. "Hey I BLEEPED your BLEEP" "You didn't BLEEP my BLEEP, you ruined my BLEEP" "LIsten you little piece of BLEEP"
This should've been in here:
*Completely Censored* "Try this one on for size, big boy"
I'm disappointed. I wanted the line, "They're penetrating the bureaucracy!" They're penetrating the [BLEEP] ;)
0:47
Dash: "jesus"
he says
“he says”
@@scarlett5361 thats what she said
@@luho3726 I... Uhh, ok
‘And he openly f🤭s me in front of the class!’
1:32 OMFG :'D
hahahahahahh
WELL LUBRICATED
BASStion and wound tight
Makes sense! Ahah!
Lmao
2:44 That was such a great opportunity and they missed it
“We’re ***** people”
“Nobody asked us to”
“You need an invitation?”
LMAO
“I’d like one, Yes.”
This is ****ing brilliant. I was dying from the start. Whoever mades this deserves a shiny gold ****... ****, i mean ****....
Well **** me.
"Well lubricated..." I died XD
Joe Masters -and wound tight”
1:28
call an ambulance I’m literally dying
@Shmitober well I mean, he's not wrong
1:22 hands down best bit
2:20
"you know where he is. Go. Confront the problem, f**k him. WIN!!"
...you just earned a new subscriber!
You just earned a like. By the way, nice profile picture. 👍
No. It’s the best profile
You're back!
Hell ya
You're black!
Depressed LemonShit racist..
Lil Glxbal How is that racist?
2:35 WHERE. IS. MY S***?!?!
"Has dash done something wrong?" "He's a disruptive influence and he openly f*cks me in front of the class" got me laughing so hard!!😂😂😂
Nobody:
Still Nobody:
TH-cam in 2019: Hey wanna watch this?
Thank you Jotaro Robotnick
@@PuffSlash no problem Puff
TH-cam in 2020: Ey, wanna watch dis?
use star plastic
Antinatalism IL this was 7 months ago
Didn't know Bob was a rapist
KXBWKDBN x'D
it really be like that sometimes
The guy's neck broke
@@myeeeeeh that guy must've put up a serious struggle for him to fuck his neck outta,place
omg its perfeckt 1:27
Pop Extra 69 likes.......noice
1:13 see that's just a true statement.
It's like a enormous ****
It's like a enormous ****- yEs
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also WHERE IS MY *** I uh put it away 😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you saying we shouldn't be f**king our costumers?"
"The law requires that I say no!"
1:55: Jacinda Ardern when people start being idiots the moment she lets us go to a slightly less strict lockdown.
true true
These just keep on getting funnier. The inevitable Zootopia Unnecessary Censorship video is going to be so great.
Me: Watching this*
Teacher: And he openly ***** me in front of the class.
Mom: ?!!?!!??
The whole class must be traumatised XD
It only took 5 seconds for me to laugh.
now THIS is quality content. Keep up the good work!
0:25 missed opportunity for Mr incredible to say "Hey! I *bleep* your *bleep* !
“You didn’t *bleep* my *bleep* you ruined my death! That’s what you did!!
That suing makes a lot more sense now. xD
The way mrs. Incredible says "all that shit" at the end😂😂
The part where the guy is suing mr incredible..."Because of Mr. Incredible actions" Should have censored actions
"It only works if all the little c*cks mash together!"
That was so funny my dad almost heard me laughing and im supposed to be studying
2:25 her face is too much 🤣
1:30 Mash together
Majin Ketsu holy shit 😂😂
1:28 how come this worked out so well
0:44 so perfect 😂😂😂
Omg if you turn on the captions it actually says it
2:00 Like why does he look like jake paul with a big chin in the interview😆
“He’s a disrupt of influence, and he openly **BLEEPS** me in front of the class!” lol ❤
So, Mr. Incredible penetrates someone's... neck?
They dont call him incredible for nothing.
Joseph Simpson Don’t doubt the girth of Mr. Incredible.
Oh, he penetrates everything
2:55 Dude That One Killed Me.
0:19
Mental or physical? I’m guessing both...
The fact that Mr. Incredible’s eyes were wide when the robot said perfect weather for f*****g is ungodly hilarious
"A company is like an enormous [beep]."
I wish this was a slogan for a real company.
1:17 The best of them all
*WHERE IS MY SUPER SUCC?!*
Do an Unessasary Censorship on The Peanuts Movie. XD
yes
y3eesss
do I know you?
do I know you?
do I know you?
1:20 is LITERALLY PERFECT LMAO
2:30 'The fat **** is still with him' I lost my shit right there...
Can you do a Princess and the Frog unnecessary censored?
+Leslie Djokovic Why not both?
Alli Dowda
Well waitress looks like we’re gonna be here for a while so maybe we should get comfortable
GET YOUR SLIMY ****** AWAY FROM ME!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT IS NOT SLIME, IT IS ***!
Where is my ****? WOW. Amazing line ever that made me laugh.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Hearing an old lady cuss is pretty damn funny.
I died at "he openly f***s me in front of the class 😂
I still heard "WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!"
*WHERE IS MY SUPER C****
Confront the problem! *BLEEP* ! WIN!
Seeing Frozone swearing is perfect
"Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem, f***, WIN!"
"Are you saying we shouldn't ---- our customers?
The law requires that I answer no."
perfect
“i’m right up there with the big *****! girls! cmon!”
😳