Schools: you need at least 8 hours of sleep Also schools: you should study for 1 hour a day Also also schools: here’s the practice homework that takes 1 hour to complete but also doesn’t help on the test at all Also also also schools: work hard, that mean’s doing your chores for 2 hours Also also also also schools: you should read for 1 hour a day Also also also also also schools: write this essay that will probably take you 8 hours, but you only have 4 hours, but don’t worry you can do it at home Also also also also also also schools: now after doing everything we’ve assigned you, you should enjoy yourselfs or you’ll feel depression Me: have you ever heard about math?
1:45 the purpose of making soap leave the 0.1% bacteria is for our good bacteria in the body to fight them training our immune system is really important
7:58 for anyone that doesn’t know the one on the left with the rounded snout and the smaller of the two is the alligator the other one is the crocodile very easy to tell the difference when you focus on the size color and snout
also 2:29 I just blurted out in science class "INCORRECT---THERE IS FOUR" and my teacher was like: "Oh? Name them then _if you know_" and I confidently said "Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma " Similar when in history my teacher said "Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb." I again, blurted out, "NO---- HE WAS JUST THE FIRST TO PATENT IT" and my teacher was genuinely shocked.
I’m sure the water + salt thingy actually doesn’t explote, in fact salt is sodium chloride (an alkali metal and a halogen); element that are very reactive but mixed they don’t react It’s supposed to be water + *sodium* ,since most of the alkali metals explote on water
me: *makes a black hole machine* math/science teacher: what have you done me: I don't know the black hole: oh, humans my best friend: *makes the white hole connecting to it* my best friend, i have saved us (continue the story by replying)
Yep. In Turkey, at least at my school, we don't have science class. I mean we are taking the lesson, but at our own class. Turkish system is weird according to yours idk
10:28
Physicists are like:
"To simplify calculations, we will assume the cat is liquid"
Some random dude:
"This is the best game idea I've ever seen"
9:36
@@GreenCubeEndingGame W-what?
Let's go! Another person who knows cats are liquid!(the game)
Schools: you need at least 8 hours of sleep
Also schools: you should study for 1 hour a day
Also also schools: here’s the practice homework that takes 1 hour to complete but also doesn’t help on the test at all
Also also also schools: work hard, that mean’s doing your chores for 2 hours
Also also also also schools: you should read for 1 hour a day
Also also also also also schools: write this essay that will probably take you 8 hours, but you only have 4 hours, but don’t worry you can do it at home
Also also also also also also schools: now after doing everything we’ve assigned you, you should enjoy yourselfs or you’ll feel depression
Me: have you ever heard about math?
I’m not a mathematician, but I know that’s more than eight hours
2:45 Teacher's Brain: This is Uranus!
Student's Brain: This is Your 🍑... 💀 💀 💀
7:49 alligators have a V-shaped snout while crocodiles have a U-shaped snout
Thx man had a awful day but this made me smile
i know dumbanus makks good vids
0:15 me who know that we still can’t get to land on sun at night “Because night time has no sun in the sky”
When you're playing geometry dash and a notification appears:
norification
when u play gd and someone calls you: *you were just about to click*
@@spaceguy20_12in tidal wave
Your at 90 and your friend just texts you some stupid shower thought and you get distracted
Correct
1:45
the purpose of making soap leave the 0.1% bacteria is for our good bacteria in the body to fight them
training our immune system is really important
I know but it’s still kinda funny lol
what if it only leave really bad bacteria that will probably kill me
I’m dead
@@RAYDENBRYCETCO bro how are you dead by not even 1% of bactera
also how tf can that kill you
@@UrBoiKennit could duplicate
1:38 Whoa, cool!!!
6:16 Cool, can we figure out a way to do that with drawings?
Ah ha, something that will help me ace the science test tomorrow
7:58 for anyone that doesn’t know the one on the left with the rounded snout and the smaller of the two is the alligator the other one is the crocodile very easy to tell the difference when you focus on the size color and snout
Also you’re memes are the best
9:45 yay thanks for the nuclear bomb recipe 😊
1:38 I swear I have seen that before but I am not that bright with memory
1:05 he looks like the best science teacher ever
Me: Me failing in science
Me: Me when I know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
*Signature Look of Superiority*
0:28 Everyone: *runs away*
Me: *Drinks it peacefully*
Bro just said his mom was as fat as Jupiter 😂😂😂😂lol 7:32*
me just realizing my crush likes me more (higher pitched voice sometimes) than the others on the bus that I go on: hold up... wait a minute...
4:58 its called pharaoh’s snake
1:00 we are not crying in the shower at work in that photo. Because thats not the milkyway.
the "rube goldberg" was an alcohol making tool as a homeschooler i can confirm that we make alcohol inside our houses
Ohhhh nooo [sarcastic tone] me and the boys put too much sulf- 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💢💣💣💥💥💥
Yesss new video dropped
Scientifically funny
9:35 Finaly I have produced a sufficient amount of chemical science packs.
my dog is named juno so she must of lived on" junoper"😂
My brain be like 🎆🎇
The thumbnail makes me laugh too hard
2:22 lil black balls
7:33 Jupiter has more than 79 moons, they just haven't named them all...
also 2:29 I just blurted out in science class "INCORRECT---THERE IS FOUR" and my teacher was like: "Oh? Name them then _if you know_" and I confidently said "Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma " Similar when in history my teacher said "Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb." I again, blurted out, "NO---- HE WAS JUST THE FIRST TO PATENT IT" and my teacher was genuinely shocked.
Yeah, plasma exists
Also, you got the time wrong, it's 3:29
I’m sure the water + salt thingy actually doesn’t explote, in fact salt is sodium chloride (an alkali metal and a halogen); element that are very reactive but mixed they don’t react
It’s supposed to be water + *sodium* ,since most of the alkali metals explote on water
🤓👆
You are smort
Bill Nye the science guy: 12%
Magic school bus: 7%
School: 0.1%
Bill Nye the science guy in school: 80.1%
5:54 this one is aliens rearranging a nebula to look like their own skull to show to us to see if we recognize it.
Respect to the Science teacher👏👏
Why is toey here?
@@ArtistThatsBlue769who’s toey? that guy seems handsome
Finna show this to my science teacher when I get back from midterm
Came back from the science exam thanks for reliving my stress 😅
1:11 yeah you respect him BECAUSE ITS VSAUSE
hi dumbas yr my favourite
Hey my little brother die yesterday and he loves your video and if you can say "fly high Felipe" in the next video it would be amazing
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Did u kill ur younger brother?
@@MaryMcKennedy No he die cuz sometimes fell on him
3:06 I'm a picked named slickback
3:06 😅 fly
When the science teacher and the biblical teacher are the same person
:the world reset due to high impossibility of mixing mater, please and thank you
for me this is the most recent video and i just watched his first video. the amount of improvement tho
That’s one dumb Science teacher: fire underwater, isn’t a thing
That one student: 2:59
SpongeBob: 🤨
2:58 fire in the hole and water on the hill be like:
fudge i coulf watched this video less than 1 minute! and now i'm here :(
i need to show my science teacher these memes
6:01 did ya'll know the crow and the pitcher?
4:51 It’s actually energy that cannot be made or destroyed 🤓
Conservation of matter and energy both apply. The meme is correct
me: *makes a black hole machine*
math/science teacher: what have you done
me: I don't know
the black hole: oh, humans
my best friend: *makes the white hole connecting to it*
my best friend, i have saved us
(continue the story by replying)
3:23 there is actually 4 states of mater, solid, liquid, gas and plasma
Me when I see a snail:
Snail:
Me:Aaaahhhhhahhaahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhzhahahhhhhhhhhhh
I love this chanel
7:26 Saturn with 150 moons: ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
6:24 was that a tongue?!?
No it’s meat
Oh ok good
Yep. In Turkey, at least at my school, we don't have science class. I mean we are taking the lesson, but at our own class. Turkish system is weird according to yours idk
Should I shere this with my science teacher?😂😂😂😂😂
4:22 it's lag xd
What the fuck is this my brain🧠🤯
me haz de urge to send to my science teacher
11:33 that is a contraption used to distill water or alcohol
Welcome 🤗
1:10. Idk why but that school looks familiar
0:16 wrong even if we go we will still burn
4:55 this is just forbidden fingernails
9:23 can confirm
2:55 Fire Under The Water? Do You Mean: FIRE IN THE HOLE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
11:35 Bud... that's a machine to make moonshine... srry if i'm being a bit of a woooosh right now
3:18 they just made subtitles in glasses
Once I was looking at the road then suddenly a car appears out of thin air and drives on
Bromine Uranium Hydrogen(BrUH)
Fr
Science according to the internet be like:
Guys keep going we need to find who tf asked
Science is way better in memes
can you do history memes with robert j openhimer
as a science nerd myself, this is amazing. 5:41
i never been this early to a vid
les gooooo
i liked my own comment
3:24
the 5 states of matter are:
1. solid
2. liquid
3. gas
4. plasma
5. bose Einstein condensate
search it up I'm right
1:37 the mandarin has turned into the sun
0:15 bro it doesn’t run out of battery
Actually you got the thumbnail wrong, W or tungsten is 74 atomic numbers, not 72
1:39 bro thats the flame-flame fruit not a sparkler burn in a mandarin
Day 4 of asking you to do Thomas Memes
1:41
So true
I love science and this is 100 accurate. Send this to Neil degrasse Tyson
The Cookie Monster rock is an agate geode that somehow formed a face
i learn more here than school
The fact that this is day 65 of asking for Undertale/Deltarune memes fills you with DETERMINATION.
The power of the sentence above shines within you.
Nice
@@ethyl10212008 nice
@thedraconicraya ? I'm pretty sure I did 64,63 and so on till one
@thedraconicraya really? Meh too late now
uranium and tungsten would probably be good nuke
That wasn't a rube goldberge. That was a distillery
you all do not
\ / \ / \
y'all don't ain't+ y'an't= y'ain't (easier to say)
\ /
y'an't = you all do not
Bill bye was the best in elementary school
2:59 Mario kart logik
1:20 no wories, it is just a *KID*
The uranus one
4:55
Is Squidward doing okay?
1:12 what about the coulours
5:50 skull emoji 💀
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