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  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4693

    Teacher: the test is easy
    The test: *Jose has 6 cakes, a train Casey is catching is 15 minutes early, assuming Peter's car has 100 miles left in it's tank, how heavy does the earth weigh?*

  • @derpywerpy6286
    @derpywerpy6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2307

    Kid: gets bullied
    School:nothing
    Kid:fights back
    School:DETENTION

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah

    • @Controllerdemigod
      @Controllerdemigod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      schools suck

    • @Cari2536
      @Cari2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao

    • @the_girl_who_got_frozen
      @the_girl_who_got_frozen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Why do people think smart kids like school cause I’m smart but I hate school

    • @mackenziebingham7039
      @mackenziebingham7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      At my school, if you fight back you will at minimum, suspended or at max expelled.

  • @nanochad2979
    @nanochad2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    "the test isn't that hard"
    the test: Michael had 150 watermelons, calculate the mass of the entire multiverse.

    • @krisha8430
      @krisha8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Niceee

    • @Corvus_R
      @Corvus_R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      45 pounds + 900 oranges + 10 euros = an app

    • @topdoesstuff9362
      @topdoesstuff9362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Answer: *too much to count*
      It's simple 🙂

    • @raspberryvise9630
      @raspberryvise9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfao

    • @remiwalrus454
      @remiwalrus454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why does michael have so many watermelons??

  • @lutimstrickshots9253
    @lutimstrickshots9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Teacher: "The test is not that hard"
    The test:
    "John missed his bus which came 15 minutes early carrying 50 people. Assuming John had 57 oranges and his sister Catherine had 35 apples, how heavy is the solar system?"

    • @Yowatchadoing
      @Yowatchadoing ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Considering that we know that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth, then 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 333000 would be 438561000000000000000000000000 kilograms.
      Edit: If you want to know how much pounds that is, its 9.668615016606209e+29

    • @ajjammerlol
      @ajjammerlol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Yowatchadoing woah, where did u do all that math?

    • @Yowatchadoing
      @Yowatchadoing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajjammerlolThe fact that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a known fact, and the fact that the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth is also a known fact, so all I had to do was multiply them, which took quite a bit of time but wasn't actually too hard to do

    • @ajjammerlol
      @ajjammerlol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Yowatchadoing u could have used a calculator, and not do the math by doing urself, but u did anyways so congrats

    • @Shadow_Gaurd
      @Shadow_Gaurd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Yowatchadoing your Young Sheldon

  • @R480Gaming
    @R480Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4765

    Ngl he just puts our whole school life in a series

    • @shanesauce7738
      @shanesauce7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah yes someone who didnt comment a meme👍

    • @Archius_09
      @Archius_09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      5:24 which movie is the above part from pls tell md

    • @user-rc8bb7yb1e
      @user-rc8bb7yb1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      b

    • @R480Gaming
      @R480Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shanesauce7738 thx

    • @sqftsunltd12
      @sqftsunltd12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poco x mortis lol

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Me: [Stands in the same place for too long.]
    My feet: *Please grant us the sweet release of death.*

    • @leafyjr-amp5063
      @leafyjr-amp5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You are everywhere

    • @kevinduliesco5468
      @kevinduliesco5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@leafyjr-amp5063 yeah

    • @vangyng
      @vangyng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      except for me i just need to sit down because it tickles for some reason

    • @J.K.Gaming_65
      @J.K.Gaming_65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True lol

    • @grusommegru3956
      @grusommegru3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @pasdenomoriginal1473
    @pasdenomoriginal1473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    arriving at school or your class first:
    signature look of superiority

    • @christiansborledegg
      @christiansborledegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its fun being early, but its just cold waiting for my friends to come lol

    • @arawartist9586
      @arawartist9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it happend to me and in my car my sis gave me some markers and someone framed me that I stole them and after that my teacher never gave me back are markers

    • @ente150
      @ente150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or signature look of nerdiness in my case xD

    • @SharikMik
      @SharikMik 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @raulcarela20
      @raulcarela20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as a bus kid thatll never hapen

  • @saikatroy2502
    @saikatroy2502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    My mother is a teacher and one day she literally came to me as angry as hell and said ' The students are crossing their limits. I literally caught one student bathing in the bathtub while attending online classes! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jessiecalucero6264
    @jessiecalucero6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The “ when you bring McDonald’s meme” is so relatable, when it at school, everyone in my class would ask for a fries

    • @oliviagrace31026
      @oliviagrace31026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      for me everyones like "omg i never have Mc Donalds my parents never have time"
      them every other day: "Look I got Mickey Dee's!"

    • @arawartist9586
      @arawartist9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the class topper hated me until I bought some burgers to school

    • @arawartist9586
      @arawartist9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oliviagrace31026 fun fact I never had mc donalds in my life

    • @arawartist9586
      @arawartist9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oliviagrace31026 wait I make gacha videos too in my yt channel wolfara gacha

    • @Inactiveaccountlolol
      @Inactiveaccountlolol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m literally at McDonald’s rn😭🤳

  • @Baage73
    @Baage73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    *Me, using a dead meme* : "I don't fear you."
    *Everyone* : "Then you will die braver than most."

    • @soniclegends453
      @soniclegends453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Star wars rebels shall rise again!!!!

  • @Thesoulofpros
    @Thesoulofpros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
    The test: *if Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, we divide that by cheese, send it to Jupiter and make it play the Cora, how old is the dish soap?*

    • @skye_therandom2.048
      @skye_therandom2.048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well there were at the start 19 10 years to divide it by cheese it now being 29 we add 8 months to send it the Cora of Jupiter that meannnnnnnnssssssssssssssssss 29 and 8 months 😌
      Edit 28 1 year cheese and 8 months 😌

    • @Thesoulofpros
      @Thesoulofpros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@skye_therandom2.048 WRONG
      The Cora is an instrument

    • @grlgmfu
      @grlgmfu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      johnny is apparently very popular in the maths tests

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hold up, why does Johnny have so many soaps?

    • @valerieeedits7847
      @valerieeedits7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Daphodil27 Johnny has to do astronomical amount of dish washing that's why

  • @sabbyschannel9930
    @sabbyschannel9930 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My school: is actually a good school
    Memenade: IMPOSSIBLE

    • @iqbalbrar6425
      @iqbalbrar6425 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @AyanokojiKiyotaka89
      Me too. I was bullied all the time and I shouted at them. I just shouted and I got double detention. For shouting.

  • @2_sabrin
    @2_sabrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Us: Online learning is the best
    Teacher: Why?
    *Playing games, eating food in class, talking to friends on discord, not having to pay attention*
    Us: Oh no reason😎

    • @spartixa
      @spartixa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that was the only good part, but then we don't get to run around and be able to chit chat with your friends you don't have the contact info of

    • @pirex8719
      @pirex8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do all of those except playing games since I listen to some extent

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was constantly screwing around but I listened, mostly. And although I often hid it from my parents, mom would say,"What are you doing? You're playing games!"

    • @payalraghunandan
      @payalraghunandan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      discord part is true lol

    • @PotatoCries
      @PotatoCries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pirex8719 same

  • @シssstufyシ
    @シssstufyシ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    “Matt has 5 cookies.”
    “Alli eats 3 of the Cooke’s.”
    “How old is alli?”
    Me:shes 2

  • @DaBoyz-f9i
    @DaBoyz-f9i ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fact that the bully dosnt get punished but the kid who fights back does, just shows you what kind of intelligence we’re dealing with in this generation

    • @Supremech-pm2ij
      @Supremech-pm2ij ปีที่แล้ว +3

      god bless america

    • @Athan-so9mi
      @Athan-so9mi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that used to happen all the time to me once I was if fifth and a third grader did that

    • @Randomeditor591
      @Randomeditor591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BRO THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME

    • @Nikolaos0603
      @Nikolaos0603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe that’s always been a thing in schools. I had the same problem when I was a kid.

    • @CSMan_official
      @CSMan_official 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, we're dealing with the kind of intelligence that will turn all the innocent, average intelligence kids into bullies as well.
      Imagine a bully only school one day.
      Me: I would like to get unalived.

  • @keatonburton6064
    @keatonburton6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When your online class is playing a "Guess the Disney Character with your teacher".
    That one kid who watches Disney movies every day: "I am four parallel universes ahead of you."

  • @CallMeMyron
    @CallMeMyron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Dora: where is boots?
    Me: points right*
    Dora : I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

  • @ghostoftheuchiha1184
    @ghostoftheuchiha1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Teacher: the test is easy
    The test: 1+1= 2 what is the mistake

    • @yunggotcha6015
      @yunggotcha6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Solution: Let's assume that x = 1. Then, 1x+1x = 2, which is not true since 1x+1x should be equal to 2x, and not the constant 2.

    • @ghostoftheuchiha1184
      @ghostoftheuchiha1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@yunggotcha6015 I like you math skills

    • @yunggotcha6015
      @yunggotcha6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ghostoftheuchiha1184 **blushes**

    • @Pain64_dumb
      @Pain64_dumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@yunggotcha6015 noice job.

    • @TheIuliastamate
      @TheIuliastamate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@yunggotcha6015 waht

  • @yhammess1175
    @yhammess1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:23 that is a fucking fact, left school with literally no grades and now 7 years and 4 engineering qualifications later I'm a CNC machinist working on mills in an aerospace manufacturing company

  • @ak09-d5c
    @ak09-d5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Just saying, when you make the entire class laugh. You feel like an absolute BOSS NO JOKE!!

    • @englishash1812
      @englishash1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah 😂

    • @TheRealSlaky
      @TheRealSlaky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right? lol

    • @zuhyy66
      @zuhyy66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @THE Bartholomew Then I must be a megaboss.

    • @ak09-d5c
      @ak09-d5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zuhyy66 lol same

    • @honey_dolllll
      @honey_dolllll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

  • @alkoehn
    @alkoehn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    storytime even though no one cares:
    my 6th grade math teacher was pretty cool he could make a joke at math's expense,, i remember this one time when we were doing a review of a subject before a test and he was reading the problem. he said "cathy is calculating the average amount of ounces in a carton of orange juice. okay, but why is cathy doing this? honestly, get a life," and hes not wrong

    • @ohhmangos
      @ohhmangos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "jimmy wants to know the angle of elevation in which his hot air balloon is going. If he takes off from a 35 degree incline then what is the angle of elevation?"
      everyone in math class: wtf jimmy

    • @unepersonneunepersonne3206
      @unepersonneunepersonne3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So funnyy 🤣🤣

    • @unepersonneunepersonne3206
      @unepersonneunepersonne3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ohhmangos so relatable 🤣

    • @zuhyy66
      @zuhyy66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I care that was funny

    • @alice_l20311
      @alice_l20311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was one of mine:
      “Tom and his dad have a hole in their roof. They are catching the drops. Each bucket can hold (*insert anything*) at a time. Every hour (*insert*) litres fall in the bucket. Tom had been catching for 1 hour and 15 mins. How much water will he have after 3 hours?”
      Class: *writing* (I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT FIRST)
      Teacher: Get a life Tom, go play some video games.
      Class : I’M CALLED TOM!
      🏃‍♀️💨

  • @zakboy70
    @zakboy70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Me: can I go to the bathroom
    Techer : no
    Me: siht in the floor
    Techer: [confused screaming]

  • @dragonfishgaming8970
    @dragonfishgaming8970 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maths teacher: If you don’t understand the concept I will explain it to you a 100 times
    Me: Me Doesn’t get the concept
    Me: Asking the teacher again
    Teacher You would have understood if you were paying attention in class
    Me: Gets 0 in annual exam

  • @jxrvsseionz
    @jxrvsseionz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    If this is a movie about our life in school, this would be the perfect trailer.

    • @just_Random27
      @just_Random27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i always hated my teacher bc she would make fun of me to the whole class and call me fat bc i didn't know how to write to this day i still hate her

    • @raheemallen2003
      @raheemallen2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All these calamity's that are going on around the world will lead to a Sunday Law Which will The Mark Of The Beast, Those that keep gods seventh day sabbath will be prohibited from buying and sell and persecuted. Jesus is coming are you ready?

    • @ugenelannston
      @ugenelannston ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Orion-sg3gm Wow as usual the Karen is defending their fellow Karens -_-

  • @brdxeexe
    @brdxeexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Teacher: someone speak answer the question
    Class: “…”

    • @lysiaa9814
      @lysiaa9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AMM_1910 Watermelon is a fruit

    • @gangstascott3759
      @gangstascott3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lysiaa9814 teacher: WRONG, a watermelon is a me t eh sharon’s usuals cheated on his quack had a fart attack on him and he left him alone and i’m was dead lol he was made a poop fart fart poop poop head poop no more than smoke and he died and then i farted on his face lol oh yeah man oh yeah i yeah i lol oh lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord

    • @gangstascott3759
      @gangstascott3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lysiaa9814 autocorrect, meant to say Teacher: WRONG, A watermelon is a watermelon

    • @iluvmelatoningummies
      @iluvmelatoningummies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AMM_1910 magic?

  • @mr.silentvlogger9236
    @mr.silentvlogger9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Teachers when a kid was bullied: I sleep
    The kid fights back: REAL SHIT

    • @makboi7472
      @makboi7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Switches stg to full auto"

    • @sironianmapping
      @sironianmapping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Teacher:Ok. Jilly Why did you fight
      Jilly:W-
      bully:hE StArtED It
      Teacher :Thank you bully he will. be put in detention
      jilly:

    • @sironianmapping
      @sironianmapping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well he the fight

    • @fewfaun7555
      @fewfaun7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A classic

    • @astrielle446
      @astrielle446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, but true though. In 4th grade a Girl tried to threat me that she will abuse me and hit me with a shoe and punch me.
      And it also looks like she told someone to deliver the information that she's waiting at the staircase with 3-4 random teenage boys with her. I glanced at it was TRUE. I told the teacher and she called that girl and took her to the Reporting teacher, also known as rep here, rep's are in charge of checking among the students if everything is alright. She came 1 min after. SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO ABUSE ME AND ALL SHE GOT WAS A 1 MIN LECTURE. NOTHING ELSE. If I was the rep I would STRAIGHT up suspend her- bruh-

  • @readerwriterMH
    @readerwriterMH ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Teacher: the test is easy!
    The test: What is my daughter's name

  • @HirobrinePlayzMania
    @HirobrinePlayzMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Teachers when there is a fire: *HEY HEY HEY no running in the halls*

    • @laraaaa7
      @laraaaa7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AGAAAASHEEEIII

    • @Thatmf_maggie
      @Thatmf_maggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right?!

    • @georgie4529
      @georgie4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea like bruh theres a fire

  • @zoologistvince2664
    @zoologistvince2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    This is what the teachers have been hiding.

    • @mattmanm7884
      @mattmanm7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well no crap

    • @rioryzure
      @rioryzure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was this.. The 169th comment?

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I won't like
      I dont want to ruin the 69 likes

    • @thinkkk21
      @thinkkk21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what the title said lmao.

    • @crader3631
      @crader3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it all makes sense

  • @alisonjoseph450
    @alisonjoseph450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "the test is simple"
    the test: if timothy has 6k cars, and jane has 20 potatoes, what's the square root of 98?
    hint: add

    • @Thatmf_maggie
      @Thatmf_maggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9.899494936611665.

    • @ChaosCat942
      @ChaosCat942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The test is very easy
      The test: if it takes x to type jf, and Peter has 8 cookies, what time is it in Alaska?

    • @ImTheRealGut
      @ImTheRealGut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why does he have 6,000 cars

    • @ImTheRealGut
      @ImTheRealGut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adityanandgavali4088 *WhO oWnS 6,000 cArS?*

  • @Brokefumo666
    @Brokefumo666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kid: gets bullied
    School: ......
    Kid: Fights back
    School: R E A L S H I T

  • @abigailgrady4865
    @abigailgrady4865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    If I become a teacher, I'm showing this to my class on movie day.

    • @audge-audge
      @audge-audge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did you become a teacher?

    • @primocamilo9387
      @primocamilo9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      im putting my future kids in your class

    • @reintheelf7409
      @reintheelf7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol same xD

    • @marcussythemonkeyman
      @marcussythemonkeyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey Mrs. Grady, Timmy loves your class! I’ve never seen him to happy to learn everyday, how do you do it? 👩‍👦

    • @kemora8634
      @kemora8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same, i’ll never give no one any homework cause i know how painful it is 😂

  • @draetheshinyrayquaza3876
    @draetheshinyrayquaza3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Teachers math questions: john has 300 melons and 3000 oranges
    How many fruits does he have
    Me: wondering how the f*ck does he have that kind of amount of fruits

    • @msterofficial
      @msterofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Old mcdonald had a farm. EA EA SPORTS

    • @stoerre
      @stoerre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3300 fruits at *least*

    • @abbytorres9123
      @abbytorres9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm…… 🧐
      What classifies as a fruit?

    • @Alyssa_editzz1
      @Alyssa_editzz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least 3

    • @adityagupta1070
      @adityagupta1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does that matter? You don’t need to know how he had that amount of fruits.

  • @naMhurB
    @naMhurB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me: *has an idea for a meme*
    The idea when I watch Memenade: *A D I O S*

  • @shawnrobin5324
    @shawnrobin5324 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teacher: You can't fail this test, i know you're smart!
    **first question in the test**
    Q1) What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?
    Me: JUST CHEAT
    Actual answer: The Earth is the shape of a cube.

  • @brendanmaclean8236
    @brendanmaclean8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Memenade have some hot choccy for carrying the quarantine☕️

    • @arjunramakanth4370
      @arjunramakanth4370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The funny thing is that I only discovered Memenade in quarantine, but it’s so true

    • @johnxmanny
      @johnxmanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: (reload a shotgun)

    • @ericameyre
      @ericameyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arjunramakanth4370 yes but i watched many then remembered memenade and i mainly watch him

    • @sayefmotawasset5740
      @sayefmotawasset5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnxmanny me: reloads m16

    • @conhge7560
      @conhge7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sayefmotawasset5740 *reload AK *

  • @itz_mia1253
    @itz_mia1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Teacher: The test wasn’t that hard!
    The test: Sally had 30 apples calculate the mass of the sun.

    • @ohhmangos
      @ohhmangos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the test: sally had 30 apples. she gives five to sarah, and five to johnny. sarah then gives 2 to Eloise. how many apples does jake have?

    • @nwec777
      @nwec777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ohhmangos jake has 18 apples ° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧

    • @nwec777
      @nwec777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Qixuan Liang shhhh 🤫 no one will know ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @natalieqin
      @natalieqin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh-hem, actually, the sun is apparently 1.989 × 10^30 kg in mass. You're welcome!

    • @audge-audge
      @audge-audge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you see, the 30 apples are SUPER SIZED and as big as the sun, so you eat 29 of them and calculate the mass of one of the apples by doing a bunch of sciency stuff, and then you have the mass of the sun :D

  • @raniabaha2210
    @raniabaha2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Y'all are forgetting something:
    Schools when someone is bullied: hidden
    Schools when a girl dare wear a cropped top/ripped trousers/etc: detected 👁

    • @Bruhh221
      @Bruhh221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it girl problem so nobody care

    • @Purple-ij9xu
      @Purple-ij9xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bruhh221 girls care. And if you dont care then why did you respond? Sounds like you do care.

    • @arandombeing7262
      @arandombeing7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why we need to have uniforms in school🙂

  • @KFC-crocs
    @KFC-crocs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In my town, a McDonald's had opened during early year 9; it was near to the school. The school had an assembly the day before it opened, the assembly ended with: "and if you have McDonald's, you will not be allowed on school premises, also every day after school a teacher will be in McDonald's for several hours to watch your behaviour, you will be punished in school for misrepresenting the school."
    Also, in the code of conduct it is shown that they consider representing the school to be existing outside of your house or outside school premises, it doesn't matter if you are in your own clothes. I will do everything in my power to close that school; just nothing illegal.

  • @Surcur65
    @Surcur65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Teacher: the test is easy
    The test: *marley has 59 traffic cones he weighs them across the earth sally missed the bus while eating worms how much does the basket ball have calerios*

  • @jxseph4426
    @jxseph4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can we just appreciate that the meme on the thumbnail is actually the first meme you see

  • @memethief14
    @memethief14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *I managed to change teachers' mind on video games and I still can't find out who asked*

    • @albertvilkul5697
      @albertvilkul5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The real question is: Who is the person that burned you?

  • @wonderstorm116
    @wonderstorm116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Real school: *depressed, always afraid of getting embarrassed, mass anxiety, getting bullied, people talking about me*
    Online school: *screen records meeting and casually plays roblox*

    • @SkyMurphy77
      @SkyMurphy77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol true

    • @Kitten633
      @Kitten633 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had so much fun eating food "in class"

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Teacher: The test isn’t that hard!
    The test: Thomas has 5 points in soccer. Amanda has 193 apples. Assuming Daniel has 47 less apples than Amanda, how many bananas does Thomas have?

  • @R1FTZ_lol
    @R1FTZ_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    in 3:43 there is a twist
    teacher : have you completed ur homework ?
    me : i was absent
    teacher : u could have asked ur friend
    this is true

  • @drealeegoddessesalchemyllc1994
    @drealeegoddessesalchemyllc1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can relate to these school memes and specacilly when the teacher has a favorite student in the whole class

  • @snowysnowballsnow
    @snowysnowballsnow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Heya, person who loves math here. At 1:35 that problem is called unsolvable, due to sufficient information. So in reality, you COULD get full marks on this question!

  • @depressedhappiness-q2i
    @depressedhappiness-q2i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These aren’t really memes. They’re just relatable statements that make people breathe out of their nose because they’re entertained.

    • @inteo_
      @inteo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, they pretty much brought up some generic memes and slapped some text on them relating to school

  • @stallingrhino7564
    @stallingrhino7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Students: “how are we supposed to get enough sleep?!?”
    Teachers: “go to bed at 6:00pm!”

  • @jessievecchio
    @jessievecchio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Leave it to memenade to make literally everyone's day worth living.

  • @boilingwater6914
    @boilingwater6914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't relate to people saying that their teachers lie about their test being easy because my teacher literally tells us all the time "I already know you guys are gonna fail"

  • @johnnyboygames6095
    @johnnyboygames6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "punish the bully?" Teachers: No Thanks
    "punish the kid who fought back?" Teachers: YES YES YES

  • @Big1222
    @Big1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Someone makes fun of the nice teacher
    The entire class:you want to die?

  • @LazyL_edits
    @LazyL_edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Exam: *In five minutes*
    Students: Panik
    Teacher: Don't worry, the test is easy. It is all we've studied, and I know you guys are going to do just fine ;)
    Students: Kalm
    Exam: *All about a chapter we haven't learned*
    Students: *PANIK*

    • @دعاء-ح6و3ذ
      @دعاء-ح6و3ذ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nihishishi

    • @luna-bs2qt
      @luna-bs2qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and the chapter just so happens to have 3 billion words per page

    • @krisha8430
      @krisha8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luna-bs2qt true

    • @blackscreen6799
      @blackscreen6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @ThatOneAshe
    @ThatOneAshe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Teacher: gives test abt a topic students haven’t learnt yet
    Student: gets 1 percent
    Teacher: oMg WeRe YoU nOt PaYiNg attention in class?? DETENTION
    Teacher: gives another test which no one in the whole world understands
    Student: gets everything wrong
    Teacher: “YOU NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH THIS OICE OF INFORMATION”
    Student: “I need to know 5x-(+6 x 8) to save the world?”

  • @forestlantern7452
    @forestlantern7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    When you want a boyfriend as a girl who watches memes anime and games:
    Everyboy I see in real life: SPORTS

    • @forestlantern7452
      @forestlantern7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Marte* [Prime] most boys I meet dont like the same things I do, most are all about sports at my school😅

    • @heartchuu559
      @heartchuu559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why is this sooo true, like I love anime and games and manga but like only 15 percent of people like the same thing I do

    • @mikeyaudio
      @mikeyaudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Forest Lantern I’m obsessed with aviation but somehow got a gf who likes most of the stuff I do. What I’m tryna say is that anything is possible and we are extremely happy together

    • @arceus8992
      @arceus8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where are girls like you found

    • @arceus8992
      @arceus8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bagel_5902 i can relate

  • @physicsisawesome696
    @physicsisawesome696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When teacher teaches something and then teacher makes a mistake but you've got that right: **SMORT**

  • @operatorismail6038
    @operatorismail6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:29: you know, this is the most accurate meme of all time because they are all better than school

  • @MonochromeOriginal
    @MonochromeOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teacher: put your school laptop away. Me: if you can answer this question. Question: in another language. Teacher pulls out translation. The translation: whats ligma

  • @soulbfkinzkatcupkakes5aptw449
    @soulbfkinzkatcupkakes5aptw449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:25
    Firey Jr - The Classwork
    OG Firey - The Homework
    GIANT FIREY - The Test.

  • @lazyamy
    @lazyamy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The teachers expect us to leave during an emergency like..
    *SOLDIERS.*

  • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
    @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Scientist : as the human body starts entering early adulthood it also starts staying up later
    Schools : we don’t do that here

  • @gemitaburgav
    @gemitaburgav 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:47 My teacher could not even grade the work fast enough it was not graded by the end of the year

  • @oblivenator100
    @oblivenator100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Teacher : The test isn't confusing
    *Dee has 9 balls*
    *But Dane took 5 of them*
    *What kind of disease does Dee has?*

    • @mrzoqo2
      @mrzoqo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hornieness

    • @mrzoqo
      @mrzoqo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrzoqo2 is it really you?

    • @mrzoqo2
      @mrzoqo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrzoqo yes papi

    • @gamerx3071
      @gamerx3071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cancer in his balls. How does he have that many balls?

    • @Pie-ro
      @Pie-ro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dee's gene pool is ankle deep lmao

  • @eufraciobalansag6105
    @eufraciobalansag6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:54 now that's what i call....
    Wait for it......
    "GACHA LOGIC"

    • @ajitsingh.5429
      @ajitsingh.5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But there is no gacha life reference?...

  • @patrickmonaghan7909
    @patrickmonaghan7909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That “Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill” hit hard.

  • @creative_brain788
    @creative_brain788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:50 so relatable I am topper of my class but no one take my questions seriously and teacher says you should do it by own

  • @cabbagemerchant6519
    @cabbagemerchant6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:13 THATS WHERE MY CABBAGES WENT!!!!

  • @Nyluere
    @Nyluere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Teachers giving lessons if a kid runs trough the halls: guns sleeping
    Teacher giving lessons when a kid is angry being controlled by other teachers: GUNS ACTIVATED

  • @primeviolahalogen9878
    @primeviolahalogen9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:48 was not expecting a dr stone reference in this video

    • @mistedpawtheblogclanner9653
      @mistedpawtheblogclanner9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! Not many people know about it but it's accurate, dang senku trying to rebuild civalization😂

  • @Meuna_queen
    @Meuna_queen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:53 This is actually so relatable, I remember I was in 5th grade and our class teacher literally arrived while the SECOND period was going on and acted like its a normal day. Like bro, one time I got to school 5 mins late and I had to stannd outside the class for a whole period....

  • @themutedrose5495
    @themutedrose5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:53
    Our class has a promise with our teacher. Whenever she’s later we all get to do whatever we want at the end of the day depending on how much minutes or hours she was late. Lol.

  • @inannaessam7543
    @inannaessam7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:13 not the loki scene- 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @draculauraxox
    @draculauraxox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What we need to learn: How to survive, how to pay taxes, how to prepare for the future
    What we learn: Billy has 7 belts, he let his friend borrow 1 belt. How many belts does Billy have left?

  • @kazxiong
    @kazxiong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Teacher:"There is only 1 question,so this shouldn't take long!"
    Everyone: *Very extreme happy*
    The test:"Is Orange a fruit or colour?"

  • @Panda-24
    @Panda-24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When someone reminds teacher about homework: Let the witch trials begin*

  • @bambinocinefilo9702
    @bambinocinefilo9702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don’t have time to make my homework but I’ll always be able to watch memes.

  • @juoig7799
    @juoig7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:00
    Why do teachers want us to line up and leave calmly when there could be a huge fire raging through the school? Fires can burn through a building in as little as 90 seconds, you know.

    • @dracoandtheadventures3588
      @dracoandtheadventures3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think it happens that fast...

    • @michygod
      @michygod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because everybody is going to trip on each other...

    • @NotEpicPlayz
      @NotEpicPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a youtuber

    • @NotEpicPlayz
      @NotEpicPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dracoandtheadventures3588 that's probably true

  • @AaronGamingroblox906
    @AaronGamingroblox906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Students needs 8-10 hours of sleep everyday on average
    Schools:
    8 - 10 = -2
    Principal: okay that’s how much sleep they need

  • @cakey_cffie1817
    @cakey_cffie1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    teachers: the test is EASYYY-
    the test: *i went to get some oranges. what time? and how heavy was the shop?*

  • @xmod132
    @xmod132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you didn’t understand how to do something but you somehow find it out yourself:
    Maybe i am the teacher...

  • @random_websitebot6642
    @random_websitebot6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "School isn't about learning, its about grades. Change my mind."
    Man that is so true and yet the FBI is taking him away how
    *P A T H E T I C*

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who knew Steven Crowder was actually Cassandra from Pico's School in disguise? *XD* /j

  • @rebeccaconlon9743
    @rebeccaconlon9743 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:45 it's like kids in school and you can do 5 hours straight of house work... then half term hits...

  • @nathansamms8588
    @nathansamms8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man I love some good memes when I wake up

    • @lordsuhas8706
      @lordsuhas8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are in the good side of the world

    • @Kury050
      @Kury050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh here is 6pm

    • @TheFactFactoryKnowledge
      @TheFactFactoryKnowledge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me getting ready for bed : wait wha?

    • @nathansamms8588
      @nathansamms8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kury050 where I am it’s 9:14 AM

    • @miufke_
      @miufke_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man i love to eat tr4ns when i wake up

  • @DiamondRB
    @DiamondRB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:30 'The test isn't that confusing'
    The test:
    Matt has 5 cookies
    Alli eats 3 cookies
    How old is Alli?
    Me: Diabetes.

  • @AufWiedersehen550
    @AufWiedersehen550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:26
    Ok but for real, this is actually true. Girls can do whatever they want in class, but boys can't even ask for a pencil.

    • @shahmir14
      @shahmir14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true I can literally do whatever I want I can even swear if I want (but ofc I don't) one time I even said that I did everything in the homework when I didn't lol +I'm a boy

    • @AufWiedersehen550
      @AufWiedersehen550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shahmir14 Yes, it is true. At my school, girls would be able to play on their phones, while boys couldn't even say a word

    • @vivaankris2011
      @vivaankris2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is very racist, as a boy I can't even ask to go to the f*cking toilet to sh*t!! Why you teachers are like this?!

    • @vivaankris2011
      @vivaankris2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AufWiedersehen550 OH~ GOOD~ LORD~~ if Martin Luther King was aliiiive, he would screw em

    • @blackcloversw.4302
      @blackcloversw.4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vivaankris2011 Did you mean sexist, cuz yeah if that's how you're school is then they better higher better teachers

  • @Mk22Gtr
    @Mk22Gtr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teacher: How did nobody get correct?
    Question: If john has one apple and Mary has 2 apples, find the diameter of the sun

  • @아이샤-l4t
    @아이샤-l4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:33 that's so relatable we were on a trip to an amusement park and we had the whole thing to ourselves but then this other school showed dup and we had to wait to get on rides and it was my fav amusement park my fav ride there was closed because it was being repaired it wasn't so good for some kids cuz they pucked on one of the ride I think its call pirate ship and rest was fun

  • @Marie-do1df
    @Marie-do1df 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can say that all of those memes were in fact 100%... true...

  • @thekittyandothersshow
    @thekittyandothersshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love these videos and how they make me happy

  • @brick647
    @brick647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:47 i can totally relate to this. i was being bullied for 4 years and everytime i fought back i was the one who was getting punished

  • @adibadilara7060
    @adibadilara7060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:36 is so true... my classroom is the only one that has the heat turned on to the max, even windows don't cut it....

  • @HS-DBQ
    @HS-DBQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:23 Firey from bfdi is here!

    • @bluebertaj
      @bluebertaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not the only one

    • @fahmidafarees_
      @fahmidafarees_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :0 I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHES THAT

    • @CharlieONE111
      @CharlieONE111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m late

    • @Jpo2564
      @Jpo2564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      0:

    • @rumpleschnopskins8876
      @rumpleschnopskins8876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      somebody else actually notices (along with the other people above me and possibly below me in the future)

  • @Thegamer45325
    @Thegamer45325 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    People who watched this in the middle of class and got yelled at for 3 minutes straight

  • @penelopematthews4308
    @penelopematthews4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:11 is so true *cries sadly*

  • @Loml_HSLT13
    @Loml_HSLT13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg the “how teachers expect us to leave during emergency”

  • @ziggythezigzagoon
    @ziggythezigzagoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a student in school, I can confirm this is all true😂😂

  • @kitkat.19
    @kitkat.19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    is it just me or is it soo cute when a small did ask you "hard" math questions and then asks what 100+100 is?

  • @Benoki9
    @Benoki9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:50 so thats why im the weakest kid in class

    • @randomdoggo9489
      @randomdoggo9489 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just insulted and complimented yourself at the same time

  • @NinjaSoldierbviewssecondsago
    @NinjaSoldierbviewssecondsago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Memes that make me wanna use the food to eat the fridge