How to use a bottle of Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila (and SURVIVE)

How bad is Jose Cuervo Especial tequila? I blind tast is versus Senor Rio tequila. And is it possible to make a good cocktail with it? I attempt that with 8 different drinks.
00:00 Blind Taste Test
04:44 Tequila Sour
2 oz Tequila
1 oz lemon juice
0.5 oz 2:1 sugar syrup
1 egg white
Marachino cherry
07:23 Jose Cuervo Shot
1.5 oz Jose Cuervo Especial
Salt
Lime wedge
08:41 Tequila Ghost
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Pernod liqueur
0.5 oz lemon juice
09:44 Shady Lady
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Melon liqueur
6 oz Grapefruit juice
Marachino cherry
Lime Wheel
11:11 Chapala
1.5 oz Tequila
1 dash Triple sec
1 oz Orange juice
0.5 oz Lemon juice
0.25 oz Grenadine
Orange slice garnish
13:22 Paloma
2 oz Tequila
0.5 oz Lime juice
4 oz Grapefruit soda
Lime Wheel
15:14 Tequila Sunrise
1.5 oz Tequila
6 oz Orange juice
0.5 oz Grenadine
1 oz club soda
17:12 Vicious Virgin #2
0.75 oz Tequila
0.75 oz Light rum
0.25 oz Blue Curaçao
0.5 oz Orgeat
0.75 oz Lime juice
1.5 oz Grapefruit juice
Lime Wheel

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The best part of the video was watching you getting buzzed lol