I could honestly imagine Legends of Avantris audiobooks just all of them, making audiobooks of normal books each doing 1-2 characters it would be amazing
I love how Ride Or Die Queenie is with Jornir, that whole Blood Sacrafice bit was great, Queenie just assumes he means cutting up a whole ass person and just, goes along with it hot damn
Mikey: "Who would get paid to tell stories with their friends?" - between desperate gulps of air between constant giggles, this little nod to your progress and journey as LoA just got me right in the feels. I'm so stoked you guys are living the dream.
2:35:29 I turned into Derek at the exact same moment watching this, corpsing with laughter in a corner as Skrimm 'pumps his fist' for several minutes whilst Jornir composes a cheesy end credits theme in the wings like the unbothered king he is. Good stuff.
2:26:03 "impatiently" 2:33:29 "pump your fist.." 2:36:50 "AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" 2:42:11 "correcting ones self" 2:44:50 "needing help in your privates..." 2:49:13 "correcting ones self.. again" 2:52:23 "helping a friend 'pump up' their spirit.." 2:55:12 "feeling lightheaded after all that 'pumping'..."
skrimm makes so much sense now we know he was a theatre kid. also taishen definitely went to the matt berry school of acting with some of those pronunciations. chefs kiss, this has to be one of my favourite sessions
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Taishen screaming "You're confused? YOU"RE CONFUSED?????" had me screeeaaming! As happy as I am to be caught up with this series, I'm kind of sad I have to wait for the next episode now. You're all amazing.
I'm so happy they did the play finally I was beginning to think Derek actually tore them up offstage Barnabos preparing the entire 7 voyages of trothak the shark puncher and managing to brute force them into the script is *chefs kiss* 👌
That talk at the table is full of hilarious dialogue and one-liners "The swine will now survive," and "We've gotta start cutting people up/WHAT?!" were comedic gold.
I desperately want to go on Toy Story Mania at Hollywood Studios (Disney World) with Andy after that… pumping session. He must get all the high score on that ride. 😂
The way that literarily none of them could keep a straight face during the entire play. I'm just picturing the ogres and humans faces during this entire thing. Please, y'all are so funny.
I kinda wanna see how Barnabos will react when the group finds an actual witch. Are they vulnerable to pocket egg shells? Is Skrim vulnerable to witches because he eats egg shells? Will they do nothing making Barnabos go into an existential crisis?
Skrimm gave Daisy a beautiful gift. Kinda sad they had to part ways. It felt like she had a bit of a chaotic streak and probably would get in all sorts of wacky shenanigans with him.
"Getting on a boat with a money grubbing butthole, sailed out in the middle of know where and trusted our fate to some one who had no idea what they are doing." Is surprisingly topical.
Haven't finished the ep. Yet but I can't wait to see how well a play glorifying sophileth goes over when the ogres and humans all know he was a monster now Edit: oh my god I can't stop laughing
1:30:30 Andy just sitting there sourly as Skrimm not wanting to say good bye to Daisy is so absolutely touching. It's a great bit of character work the podcasters unfortunately won't catch.
"I don't think you're JUST as confused. I think one of us is a little MORE confused" 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ Funniest scene of the whole night i almost choked on my dinner 🤣🤣
You guys perfectly captured the performance of every grade school play ever, except you were missing the kid who absolutely refused to speak loud enough for even the front row to hear (that was me).
Listening to this after coming home during the night after my new years celebration. Its 02.00 and I'm half drunk. Listening to Icebound is apparently how I celebrate the beginning of 2024. Perfect.
I think Legends of Avantris made a new form of edging? It's called 'The Next Adventure' where you have to stop and compose an entire song before returning to whatever you were doing.
Holy crap, I’m finally caught up! This story is amazing I’m in love with all the characters (favorite is Skrim). I can’t wait to see how the journey continues after you all have made it through so much already 💪🏼💪🏼 I rarely comment on videos but I wanted to show love ❤️ I hope to see more of this wonderful campaign in the future, and keep up the amazing work.
I started with clips and then watched ALL of icebound in a startlingly short amount of time. I’m almost fully caught up in Witchlight and am also watching Edge of Midnight. After I’m caught up I plan on watching Root and then starting from the very beginning. I’ve become such a huge fan. You guys have inspired my dming and my playing. Truly some of the best campaigns I’ve ever seen
10:42 cinnabon 47:45 "Stop asking questions you're making to much sense" 54:30 "already volunteering to work" "what a loser" 54:58 mario 59:35 Barnabos totally apologized 1:08:20 "and perhaps a little bit of dairy and blood" "what do you mean blood and dairy?!!" 1:23:07 "I thought we agreed all the time but also WHAT?!?" 1:35:51 "...from a hit point perspective" 2:00:15 Monkey Bread 2:03:00 "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST. FULL METAL ALCHEMIST" 2:07:49 "Who would get paid for telling stories with their friends" 2:11:38 the play 2:45:05 Skrimm gets healing 2:47:12 "let's hope they understand satire so the message isn't misinterpreted! We don't have a starship troopers on our hands!" 2:48:30 Skrimm learns what "pump your fist" actually means 2:56:25 "that time tashie was upset and I told you to go pump him up..." "Queenie nows not the time" 3:02:56 "ha. Cleavage." 3:03:40 "is that by quentious tarintartorus?" 3:04:08 Manny gets cancelled 3:06:25 Taishen's misogyny era 3:28:55 Bear Jones 3:34:42 "I didn't prepare any gifts" "HOLY SHIT WHERE'D HE COME FROM"
The entire play scene was absolutely spectacular the further you all went into it, the goofier you all got! I lost it at Mikey's huff of laughter mid-intro to another 7 Voyage anecdote that got everyone snorting. Absolute comedy gold!!
I absolutely love this campaign and all the others, but one mistake I make is watching it at work and trying desperately by the will of gods, not to bust out laughing
I have binged for the past week to catch up, now to see episode 21 upcoming, I can not wait for what's to come. In the words of a great DM. "What happens next...is up to you." I think Skrimm is a bit sweet on Daisy.
I’ve just started watching your videos an I never knew much about dnd until your videos. Thank you so much. Keep up the amazing work an fun. Also love chuckles the clown that was the first clip I saw an I was hooked from there
I am looking forward to the party screwing over the ice dragon and the metal guy in the future as they accidently let Taishen banish the Armament back to a space volcano, the only volcano that can destroy the Armament. Causing the realm of order to invade and causing a war.
Oh my fucking god, I have been laughing for a solid half hour at least, ever since Skrimm started fist pumping, all the way through Manny's gifts (especially Mikey's jab at Quintin Tarantino, that's when I started crying with laughter). I love this crew so much!
I love that they were able to perform the play. It was a giant improv. Really pushing those seven voyages of the Admiral Sharkpuncher series!! It make a great short story series.
Timestamps and spoilers: 4:00 🛎️ a reluctant awakening after a long week and a longer year. 9:50 Skrimm will wake 4 food 12:20 Barnabos wakes on the right side of the bed to make breakfast 16:00 Taishen makes tea 20:05 will this ecosystem survive? (Go fuck yourself Andy) 23:15 Myelin is in charge - the balance of nature will return to this area. 26:00 Taishen wants to help - and he has 30:29 could you check the ghost-filled cistern to fix the tap? 31:05 Queenie is drooling all over the place… 32:00 Jornir’s got a cool lightning scar now and goes to clean his wounds 34:38 Man checks in on Jornir 37:10 Man remembers the gods and wants to be a priest 42:22 Jornir enlists children how to prevent witches 🥚💥 44:10 Jornir, Skrimm and Barnabos decompress a bit. 46:30 Skrimm would like to accept Barnabos’ apology but it isn’t forthcoming 48:35 Skrimm cares about his friends; they need to deal with the Princess of Wrath. 49:50 we won’t steal it, we’ll just take it :) 50:50 killing a dragon is rarely done successfully. It doesn’t matter what Barnabos thinks 51:35 she did genocide the silver dragonborns though 53:20 is there any liquor with this breakfast? Queenie is here. 54:20 Taishen is a loser 56:00 any rituals we need to do to appease the gods? Blood sacrifices and salt circles 59:30 Apologies are hard to recall 1:00:25 the cistern is frozen and the waterfall will drown the town 1:03:05 Taishen returns 1:04:20 Taishen’s buttflap is down 1:06:20 the should relocate to the hot springs 1:07:17 It doesn’t have to be no man’s land if you put men in it 1:08:15 cows make two drinks, milk and blood (time for a full English) 1:11:25 Skrimm and Myelin are also on the rocks 1:12:47 Daisy arrives to find Skrimm in a “forgiving mood” 1:14:38 Daisy brought her dad’s receipts to clarify things 1:16:55 winter is coming. Barnabos brought coffee for Daisy 1:18:55 the swine will not survive (but they’ll be delicious) 1:21:30 breakfast is over now it’s time for a sandwich; lifestyle changes to come 1:22:17 we gotta start cutting people up (goats are people too) 1:23:40 Daisy votes we kill Bacon 1:25:00 have a feast, scavenge the ruins, geld the bulls? 1:25:50 Winter was edging but it already came 1:27:05 Daisy has her bags packed but Barnabos thinks it’s a mistake 1:34:15 Skrimm tells Daisy she can’t hack it because he’s “not very nice”; Queenie and Jornir butt heads 1:37:30 a dispirited Daisy goes for Bacon 1:38:39 feast preparations 1:42:40 Myelin was an excellent first mate if you recall 1:43:08 gift anxiety (flashbacks to BDW episode 18) 1:44:32 Skrimm does no work, Taishen does loads 1:45:00 Barnabos plans a carnival as a morale boost 1:47:00 Taishen gathers ice 🧊 💧 1:49:33 Queenie borrows Honey’s bow, uses her +14 Survival skill to make gifts 1:51:30 She’s not just surviving, she’s thriving. 1:53:33 Skrimm/Andy still have gift anxiety; monkey bread is an American sweet pastry made with lumps of dough baked in a mould with cinnamon, sugar and butter 1:55:00 The ogres have declared an all day feast. 1:55:47 when would you like to conduct the blood sacrifice? Pigs are ideal for Swine-manay 1:57:47 expensive swine 1:59:03 Queenie is back after 3 days; gifts are after the blood sacrifice 2:00:15 Queenie has a gluten intolerance 2:01:20 Skrimm is quiet and workshy 2:01:55 a first chance at privacy 2:02:55 Full Metal Alchemist 2:02:20 Where’s Ket at? 2:05:35 carnival roles - they still have the script from the play, devastating Skrimm 2:08:20 Smash-cut to the play. Jornir kept the scripts and costumes. Derek paid Richie so much for this he quit his job. 2:10:10 who will read the other parts? Barnabos has coerced Ket 2:11:10 Curtains up - the play begins 2:12:35 Barnabos immediately goes off script 2:13:20 Taishen knocks it out of the park and Skrimm really gets into character 2:15:00 a great honour 2:17:27 Act 2, Scene 3 2:19:15 Skrimm ups his game which makes him worse at acting 2:22:18 Dancing Queenie - only seventeen? Skrimm you sick fuck. 2:23:50 Act 3, Scene 2 2:26:00 Skrimm said, “impatiently” 2:27:00 A five year old ogre child 2:28:05 Act 4, Scene 5 - gourmet human dishes 2:28:50 Jornir makes some last minute edits 2:30:00 Queenie is having a Time 2:31:13 Jornir just bowing like a shoebill for some reason 2:33:25 Skrimm pumps his fist 2:36:00 Jornir is totally juuuuust about to say the last line 2:38:30 You’re all breathless (especially Skrimm) but Ket had a good time. 2:39:28 Taishen’s excellent on-script acting vs Jornir’s “slight changes” 2:41:20 Skrimm really did suffer for art 2:44:50 Skrimm needs Jornir to touch his swollen penis. 2:46:10 Daisy comes back just in time to give her review. 2:47:05 hope the ogres didn’t misinterpret the message 2:48:50 Barnabos is good but Jornir got rid of Skrimm’s swollen penis instantly. 2:49:39 it gets a little cold and lonely out here on the ice (fist pumping techniques) 2:50:38 When we were sent to be the bilge pump, what were you doing?? (Implication: Skrimm genuinely believed he was being sent to masturbate with Barnabos and other men by the captain) 2:52:22 When Taishen was upset and I asked you to go pump him up (Taishen is upset) 2:53:44 how could this happen to someone so professional? 2:54:20 Daisy was going to suggest they begin their 18 course meal. Queenie doesn’t want to do a sacrifice. 2:55:13 Lightheaded from fame 2:56:00 Skrimm goes to hydrate and wash his hands, they begin their feast. 2:59:00 Man got you each gift (I bet it’s a book) 3:00:00 The Fascinating World of Grass, a comprehensive guide 3:01:00 An Ode to the Noble Sock 🧦 (regifted to Skrimm so they can “read together” 5 feet apart in the same room) 3:02:20 The Secret Life of Rocks, an ogre’s perspective (ha! Cleavage) 3:03:05 The Joys of Stomping, a guide to ogre footwork by Quintinius Tarentanius 👀 3:04:00 The Joys of Doing Laundry given to the one woman in the party by Man (now cancelled) 3:05:35 Why did he give Barnabos the grass book? 3:06:20 Taishen is also cancelled (Richie plays them out) 3:07:15 Daisy received “The Great Book of Grunt: a compendium of ogre sounds” 3:08:46 It’s the thought that counts (Skrimm’s book is awakening something in him) 3:09:25 it’s gifts time (Skrimm can’t give a drilldo, non-motorised dildos only) 3:10:35 Daisy’s gifts to the party stolen scrolls (Cutting Hand, Last Image, Magical Tether, Hail Storm) 3:12:05 Barnabos gets a large long rod of a package (Skrimm’s offering a pump or a stomp) - a single use javelin of lightning 3:14:58 Queenie’s gift to Daisy - Honey’s new and improved bow. 3:16:10 Weighted dice for Skrimm 3:17:25 Tea for Taishen 3:18:45 A honeypot for Barnabos 3:20:00 A bone knife for Jornir 3:21:38 Skrimm got Queenie a naturally formed stone arrowhead 3:22:38 Skrimm got Taishen flowers 3:23:45 Skrimm made Barnabos a horrific fetish to ward against witches 3:24:35 Skrimm just gives Jornir a pinecone 3:24:45 Skrimm gives Daisy a ring made from a former chain link 3:25:50 this is a pine cone (upgraded by the DM to have mistletoe on it) 3:26:52 Skrimm really has to thank Jornir (mostly for the handjob) 3:28:10 Taishen made ice sculptures - Bear Jones for Queenie 3:30:30 a sea monster for Barnabos 3:31:22 “a trinity” for Jornir 3:31:55 an ice pack for Skrimm’s balls, and a statue of the hound 🐕 (poorly received) 3:33:40 Barnabos wants to give gifts privately 3:34:34 Jornir has gifts, Ket doesn’t 3:35:00 Jornir gives Barnabos a straw goat, Taishen a goat, Queenie a goat, and Skrimm a goat 3:36:30 Daisy, you remind me of the horrific monstrosity that tried to eat you. 3:37:00 Good Swine-manay - Jornir burns these offerings and casts Divination to ask about the Princess of Wrath
Okay so i just realised something. It's winter just before New Years, placing the time during december. But they are currently in the Southeren hemisphere as Drakar is refered to being in the South, so it would be summer there, So my conclusion, the world of Avantris has a flipped axis on it's planet.
I knew Skrimm would get Daisy a ring. Poor skrimm at the start wrestling with his desire to have daisy join them but suddenly realising with everyone talking about how dangerous it is that they actually might have to part for her safety. honestly, I really wanna see them become a couple. it's all I want from this campaign now.
I find it awsome to think that all the different campaigns take place in the same world as all of them take place in the world of Advantris. Edit: Also just yesterday I made a comment about not being able to join the patron because it cost money and saying I was really sad I couldn't see the play and I'm glad to say I'm no longer sad just in a big amount of pain as my chest hurts from laughing to much and way to loud. This makes me wonder how Mace is still okay with how heartily and how much he laughs... Also I'd like to say Andy is a official goblin in real life no one can change my mind. He just has a really good human costume that no one can see through as he got a Nat 20 in stealth and deception. How bruised is Richies shoulder Andy hits it so much it has to be bruised.
Do you think Skrimm was thinking about Barnabos surfacing from the river when he "pumped" his fist?
Oh gods! It got so much worse! Lmfao
Yes, absolutely
I mean… I would
"I have a gluten intolerance" *Takes a giant bite of sandwich* Nikkie is a comedic genius.
Anyone else think about that there was definitely a vassal named Cinnabon? I think about that a lot
Y’all nearly kill me quite often but the whole fist pumping bit REALLY got me, taishen’s “don’t look at me” was the icing on the cake
Careful I don't think that's actually icing.🎉
WHAT IS THE TIMESTAMP???? I WANNA HEAR TAISHEN, THE SWEETEST DRAGONBORN BORN, SAY THIS!
@@leiaanderson8859 2:52:40
Thank you but I was freaking screeching in laughter when it happened
Honestly get chills every time Derek says "What happens next...is up to you."
Please Derek I need you to read audio books, your voice is so soothing.
Same
I need Derek to read books in the Frost voice
@@Mightymajinmmmmm beans
I could honestly imagine Legends of Avantris audiobooks
just all of them, making audiobooks of normal books
each doing 1-2 characters
it would be amazing
I love how Ride Or Die Queenie is with Jornir, that whole Blood Sacrafice bit was great, Queenie just assumes he means cutting up a whole ass person and just, goes along with it hot damn
Queenie: we gotta start cutting people up
Everyone: Horrified
Daisy: calmly sips coffee
Mikey: "Who would get paid to tell stories with their friends?" - between desperate gulps of air between constant giggles, this little nod to your progress and journey as LoA just got me right in the feels. I'm so stoked you guys are living the dream.
3:03:43 I never know what's funnier: Mikey's jokes, or Mikey laughing at his own jokes immediately after 😂
2:35:29 I turned into Derek at the exact same moment watching this, corpsing with laughter in a corner as Skrimm 'pumps his fist' for several minutes whilst Jornir composes a cheesy end credits theme in the wings like the unbothered king he is. Good stuff.
2:26:03 "impatiently"
2:33:29 "pump your fist.."
2:36:50 "AAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
2:42:11 "correcting ones self"
2:44:50 "needing help in your privates..."
2:49:13 "correcting ones self.. again"
2:52:23 "helping a friend 'pump up' their spirit.."
2:55:12 "feeling lightheaded after all that 'pumping'..."
3:04:02 "laundry"
3:12:06 "Large, long rod of a package" HOW DOES HE NOT HEAR THAT?!
Amazing comment thank you for your service
skrimm makes so much sense now we know he was a theatre kid. also taishen definitely went to the matt berry school of acting with some of those pronunciations. chefs kiss, this has to be one of my favourite sessions
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Taishen screaming "You're confused? YOU"RE CONFUSED?????" had me screeeaaming! As happy as I am to be caught up with this series, I'm kind of sad I have to wait for the next episode now. You're all amazing.
I see Jornir sleeping in a chair like a grumpy old man with a cold cup of tea from the night before
Jornir trash talking Skrim and voicing his inner rage to Tai Shin is still my personal favorite best scene of the entire series. 😂
My heart literally skips a beat whenever I see the next episode of Icebound is 'upcoming' my GOODNESS
3:39:10 petition to change "wheel or woe" to "bussin or sussin"
Andy had me literally crying from laughter. This is tied for my favorite episode along with The electrum chef. Well done!
50:32
Jornir: "We are on a fatebound quest"
me: i thought this was an icebound quest
"Do you always rub your nipples when you're impatient." Truly one of the quotes of all time.
I'm so happy they did the play finally I was beginning to think Derek actually tore them up offstage
Barnabos preparing the entire 7 voyages of trothak the shark puncher and managing to brute force them into the script is *chefs kiss* 👌
That talk at the table is full of hilarious dialogue and one-liners "The swine will now survive," and "We've gotta start cutting people up/WHAT?!" were comedic gold.
I would love a little recap of Taishen's tea shop stories lol I keep thinking about Jornir being angry 😂😂😂
I need someone to make a tea party fan art where Queenie makes everyone *bonita*
I desperately want to go on Toy Story Mania at Hollywood Studios (Disney World) with Andy after that… pumping session. He must get all the high score on that ride. 😂
He'd be the absolute master pumper
I have to say Queenie almost always makes me cry, and her gifts to the crew had me bawling, especially her gift to Daisy, I'm very attached to her
Honestly the weirdest cure wounds situation for someone to walk in on. I was crying from laughing so much at Skrimm's commitment to "fist pumping".
Guys, for heavens sake! Around 2:50:00 ish I had to stop trying to paint my nails because I couldn’t stop laughing. There are so many smudges! 😂
Thank you for still doing the play. Although I AM a bit traumatized and will never look at fist pumping the same again
With Mr. Bones acting skills he's well on his way to being the next biggest marvel hero
The way that literarily none of them could keep a straight face during the entire play. I'm just picturing the ogres and humans faces during this entire thing. Please, y'all are so funny.
I'm so glad we got to see Mace's performance, Icebound is gonna be at the Oscars
the skrimm pumping arc has to be one of my favorites in a long time😂
Me watching other dnd game intros: skip skip skip skip
Me watching icebound intro: *guttural throat singing and beating an imaginary drum*
Yes.
So true
I'm just so happy Daisy and Man made it out okay😅 I love how Derrick molds the world so clearly
My dogs were very concerned for my health when I laughed as hard as I did at Skimm "pumping his fist."
Skrimm and Barnabos: an Icebound epic bromance.
"Bromance"
I kinda wanna see how Barnabos will react when the group finds an actual witch. Are they vulnerable to pocket egg shells? Is Skrim vulnerable to witches because he eats egg shells? Will they do nothing making Barnabos go into an existential crisis?
Skrimm gave Daisy a beautiful gift. Kinda sad they had to part ways. It felt like she had a bit of a chaotic streak and probably would get in all sorts of wacky shenanigans with him.
"Getting on a boat with a money grubbing butthole, sailed out in the middle of know where and trusted our fate to some one who had no idea what they are doing." Is surprisingly topical.
Haven't finished the ep. Yet but I can't wait to see how well a play glorifying sophileth goes over when the ogres and humans all know he was a monster now
Edit: oh my god I can't stop laughing
It's hard to believe how it went down.
1:30:30 Andy just sitting there sourly as Skrimm not wanting to say good bye to Daisy is so absolutely touching. It's a great bit of character work the podcasters unfortunately won't catch.
I wasn't expecting a Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood reference in the middle of a break, but I'm so glad it happened.
skrimm being so thoughtful but also so insecure about his own gifts made me tear up a bit. he's getting more comfortable appreciating everyone awwww
HE GAVE DAISY A RING?????
"I don't think you're JUST as confused. I think one of us is a little MORE confused" 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
Funniest scene of the whole night i almost choked on my dinner 🤣🤣
You guys perfectly captured the performance of every grade school play ever, except you were missing the kid who absolutely refused to speak loud enough for even the front row to hear (that was me).
Taishario and Meiliuigi is an adorable image. If only I could draw...
Maybe if Skrimm went fishing for a while he'd chill out. So strung out in this episode
Skrimm gave daisy a ring! Yes!
i have never laughed as hard as i have at this episode,yall areall saints and andy and mace carried that RP
Listening to this after coming home during the night after my new years celebration. Its 02.00 and I'm half drunk. Listening to Icebound is apparently how I celebrate the beginning of 2024. Perfect.
i can't really imagine how the acid trip of this session reads while drunk, but i hope you had an amazing time 😂😂😂
@@nanakarinna5039 i loved it!
Ogres in the crowd: “can get refund?” The party:“This was free.” Ogres: “Oh”
I think Legends of Avantris made a new form of edging? It's called 'The Next Adventure' where you have to stop and compose an entire song before returning to whatever you were doing.
Holy crap, I’m finally caught up! This story is amazing I’m in love with all the characters (favorite is Skrim). I can’t wait to see how the journey continues after you all have made it through so much already 💪🏼💪🏼 I rarely comment on videos but I wanted to show love ❤️ I hope to see more of this wonderful campaign in the future, and keep up the amazing work.
I think this episode is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time 😂
Jornir guiding and mentoring Mannie is so precious, with the little smile at Mannie saying “three.” Amazing.
I started with clips and then watched ALL of icebound in a startlingly short amount of time. I’m almost fully caught up in Witchlight and am also watching Edge of Midnight. After I’m caught up I plan on watching Root and then starting from the very beginning. I’ve become such a huge fan. You guys have inspired my dming and my playing. Truly some of the best campaigns I’ve ever seen
The wait to the next episode has me feeling like an addict and I love it. Also, this is the single best dnd show I've seen in my entire life.
I havent laught this hard in a while, like, i love how this went from a very serious campaign at first to this
10:42 cinnabon
47:45 "Stop asking questions you're making to much sense"
54:30 "already volunteering to work" "what a loser"
54:58 mario
59:35 Barnabos totally apologized
1:08:20 "and perhaps a little bit of dairy and blood" "what do you mean blood and dairy?!!"
1:23:07 "I thought we agreed all the time but also WHAT?!?"
1:35:51 "...from a hit point perspective"
2:00:15 Monkey Bread
2:03:00 "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST. FULL METAL ALCHEMIST"
2:07:49 "Who would get paid for telling stories with their friends"
2:11:38 the play
2:45:05 Skrimm gets healing
2:47:12 "let's hope they understand satire so the message isn't misinterpreted! We don't have a starship troopers on our hands!"
2:48:30 Skrimm learns what "pump your fist" actually means
2:56:25 "that time tashie was upset and I told you to go pump him up..." "Queenie nows not the time"
3:02:56 "ha. Cleavage."
3:03:40 "is that by quentious tarintartorus?"
3:04:08 Manny gets cancelled
3:06:25 Taishen's misogyny era
3:28:55 Bear Jones
3:34:42 "I didn't prepare any gifts" "HOLY SHIT WHERE'D HE COME FROM"
And now the wait for episode 21 begins. I needed an episode like this one.
2:19:41 You guys can’t keep being so funny, I listen to this while I’m at work in a quiet office space please I’m begging you
1:41:47 I forgot monkey bread existed thank you barnabos
Skrimm’s definition of “pump” has me on the floor, crying and laughing at the same time! 😂
The ad break, FullMetal Alchemist. FullMetal Alchemist. I love it, thanks
The play, oh my gods.
????????????
i now have a head canon that skrim has accidentally slept with every one except for queenie
i mean, there's confirmation of some that have already happened, so it might not be completely a headcanon 😂😂😂
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!
...
why are we chanting?
WHAT IS GOING ONNN
can't wait to see what cryptic answer Derek comes up with.
I’m both curious and scared to think what goes through Skrimm’s head when Pump Up the Jam plays.
I literally teared up when Queenie started handing out her gifts. So thoughtful an meaningful
I have literally never laughed harder in my life than I did at the play. Absolutely incredible 😂
I love how Ket'ross'tin is just terrible at doing the play
The wooly rhino chose daisy though she deserves to be with the group
I've been following you guys for awhile now and it finally clicked why Andy looks semi familiar. He looks like Scott Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd!
The last two minutes is gold, the rest of the episode is Platinum
The entire play scene was absolutely spectacular the further you all went into it, the goofier you all got! I lost it at Mikey's huff of laughter mid-intro to another 7 Voyage anecdote that got everyone snorting. Absolute comedy gold!!
Tiashen: "aakssyaavtssvajd"
Skrimm:"AAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆAAAA"
The humans and Ogres watching the play: *"ThIs ShOw WaS fReE aNd I sTiLl FeEl RiPpEd OfF"*
What a coincidence, Skrimm also feels like he got ripped off during the play 😂
3:12:07 I've listened to "You have a large long rod of a package" at least 20 times now and I can't breathe
2:33:29 Images taken seconds before disaster
I'm on the floor. I've deceased
Full. metal. alchemist!….FULL Metal alCheMist!
I love you guys! 😂
I absolutely love this campaign and all the others, but one mistake I make is watching it at work and trying desperately by the will of gods, not to bust out laughing
Ok, the "pumping" saga got me. I literally had to pause for like ½ an hr to keep from laughing at work.
Also, Scrimm gifted Daisy a ring? The woman he was "together" with? 😏😏😏😏
I have binged for the past week to catch up, now to see episode 21 upcoming, I can not wait for what's to come. In the words of a great DM. "What happens next...is up to you." I think Skrimm is a bit sweet on Daisy.
I’ve just started watching your videos an I never knew much about dnd until your videos. Thank you so much. Keep up the amazing work an fun. Also love chuckles the clown that was the first clip I saw an I was hooked from there
I demand a GIF of Skrimm "pumping his fist"
I’m all caught up so I’m looking forward to the next episode and the start of the next chapter!
I am looking forward to the party screwing over the ice dragon and the metal guy in the future as they accidently let Taishen banish the Armament back to a space volcano, the only volcano that can destroy the Armament. Causing the realm of order to invade and causing a war.
Oh my fucking god, I have been laughing for a solid half hour at least, ever since Skrimm started fist pumping, all the way through Manny's gifts (especially Mikey's jab at Quintin Tarantino, that's when I started crying with laughter). I love this crew so much!
im actually sobbing the fact that this play has no shorts after one year us absolutely criminal
Took a break from watching for a few months and tuned back in in the middle of the play, imidiately laughed myself to tears. I frickin' love you guys!
Barnabos teaching kids how to ward off witches is probably my favourite part of this session! 😂
I love that they were able to perform the play. It was a giant improv.
Really pushing those seven voyages of the Admiral Sharkpuncher series!! It make a great short story series.
Sometimes we all need a little Skyrm pumping up.
Skrimm "fist pumping" took me out. I was reduced to tears XD
Timestamps and spoilers:
4:00 🛎️ a reluctant awakening after a long week and a longer year.
9:50 Skrimm will wake 4 food
12:20 Barnabos wakes on the right side of the bed to make breakfast
16:00 Taishen makes tea
20:05 will this ecosystem survive? (Go fuck yourself Andy)
23:15 Myelin is in charge - the balance of nature will return to this area.
26:00 Taishen wants to help - and he has
30:29 could you check the ghost-filled cistern to fix the tap?
31:05 Queenie is drooling all over the place…
32:00 Jornir’s got a cool lightning scar now and goes to clean his wounds
34:38 Man checks in on Jornir
37:10 Man remembers the gods and wants to be a priest
42:22 Jornir enlists children how to prevent witches 🥚💥
44:10 Jornir, Skrimm and Barnabos decompress a bit.
46:30 Skrimm would like to accept Barnabos’ apology but it isn’t forthcoming
48:35 Skrimm cares about his friends; they need to deal with the Princess of Wrath.
49:50 we won’t steal it, we’ll just take it :)
50:50 killing a dragon is rarely done successfully. It doesn’t matter what Barnabos thinks
51:35 she did genocide the silver dragonborns though
53:20 is there any liquor with this breakfast? Queenie is here.
54:20 Taishen is a loser
56:00 any rituals we need to do to appease the gods? Blood sacrifices and salt circles
59:30 Apologies are hard to recall
1:00:25 the cistern is frozen and the waterfall will drown the town
1:03:05 Taishen returns
1:04:20 Taishen’s buttflap is down
1:06:20 the should relocate to the hot springs
1:07:17 It doesn’t have to be no man’s land if you put men in it
1:08:15 cows make two drinks, milk and blood (time for a full English)
1:11:25 Skrimm and Myelin are also on the rocks
1:12:47 Daisy arrives to find Skrimm in a “forgiving mood”
1:14:38 Daisy brought her dad’s receipts to clarify things
1:16:55 winter is coming. Barnabos brought coffee for Daisy
1:18:55 the swine will not survive (but they’ll be delicious)
1:21:30 breakfast is over now it’s time for a sandwich; lifestyle changes to come
1:22:17 we gotta start cutting people up (goats are people too)
1:23:40 Daisy votes we kill Bacon
1:25:00 have a feast, scavenge the ruins, geld the bulls?
1:25:50 Winter was edging but it already came
1:27:05 Daisy has her bags packed but Barnabos thinks it’s a mistake
1:34:15 Skrimm tells Daisy she can’t hack it because he’s “not very nice”; Queenie and Jornir butt heads
1:37:30 a dispirited Daisy goes for Bacon
1:38:39 feast preparations
1:42:40 Myelin was an excellent first mate if you recall
1:43:08 gift anxiety (flashbacks to BDW episode 18)
1:44:32 Skrimm does no work, Taishen does loads
1:45:00 Barnabos plans a carnival as a morale boost
1:47:00 Taishen gathers ice 🧊 💧
1:49:33 Queenie borrows Honey’s bow, uses her +14 Survival skill to make gifts
1:51:30 She’s not just surviving, she’s thriving.
1:53:33 Skrimm/Andy still have gift anxiety; monkey bread is an American sweet pastry made with lumps of dough baked in a mould with cinnamon, sugar and butter
1:55:00 The ogres have declared an all day feast.
1:55:47 when would you like to conduct the blood sacrifice? Pigs are ideal for Swine-manay
1:57:47 expensive swine
1:59:03 Queenie is back after 3 days; gifts are after the blood sacrifice
2:00:15 Queenie has a gluten intolerance
2:01:20 Skrimm is quiet and workshy
2:01:55 a first chance at privacy
2:02:55 Full Metal Alchemist
2:02:20 Where’s Ket at?
2:05:35 carnival roles - they still have the script from the play, devastating Skrimm
2:08:20 Smash-cut to the play. Jornir kept the scripts and costumes. Derek paid Richie so much for this he quit his job.
2:10:10 who will read the other parts? Barnabos has coerced Ket
2:11:10 Curtains up - the play begins
2:12:35 Barnabos immediately goes off script
2:13:20 Taishen knocks it out of the park and Skrimm really gets into character
2:15:00 a great honour
2:17:27 Act 2, Scene 3
2:19:15 Skrimm ups his game which makes him worse at acting
2:22:18 Dancing Queenie - only seventeen? Skrimm you sick fuck.
2:23:50 Act 3, Scene 2
2:26:00 Skrimm said, “impatiently”
2:27:00 A five year old ogre child
2:28:05 Act 4, Scene 5 - gourmet human dishes
2:28:50 Jornir makes some last minute edits
2:30:00 Queenie is having a Time
2:31:13 Jornir just bowing like a shoebill for some reason
2:33:25 Skrimm pumps his fist
2:36:00 Jornir is totally juuuuust about to say the last line
2:38:30 You’re all breathless (especially Skrimm) but Ket had a good time.
2:39:28 Taishen’s excellent on-script acting vs Jornir’s “slight changes”
2:41:20 Skrimm really did suffer for art
2:44:50 Skrimm needs Jornir to touch his swollen penis.
2:46:10 Daisy comes back just in time to give her review.
2:47:05 hope the ogres didn’t misinterpret the message
2:48:50 Barnabos is good but Jornir got rid of Skrimm’s swollen penis instantly.
2:49:39 it gets a little cold and lonely out here on the ice (fist pumping techniques)
2:50:38 When we were sent to be the bilge pump, what were you doing?? (Implication: Skrimm genuinely believed he was being sent to masturbate with Barnabos and other men by the captain)
2:52:22 When Taishen was upset and I asked you to go pump him up (Taishen is upset)
2:53:44 how could this happen to someone so professional?
2:54:20 Daisy was going to suggest they begin their 18 course meal. Queenie doesn’t want to do a sacrifice.
2:55:13 Lightheaded from fame
2:56:00 Skrimm goes to hydrate and wash his hands, they begin their feast.
2:59:00 Man got you each gift (I bet it’s a book)
3:00:00 The Fascinating World of Grass, a comprehensive guide
3:01:00 An Ode to the Noble Sock 🧦 (regifted to Skrimm so they can “read together” 5 feet apart in the same room)
3:02:20 The Secret Life of Rocks, an ogre’s perspective (ha! Cleavage)
3:03:05 The Joys of Stomping, a guide to ogre footwork by Quintinius Tarentanius 👀
3:04:00 The Joys of Doing Laundry given to the one woman in the party by Man (now cancelled)
3:05:35 Why did he give Barnabos the grass book?
3:06:20 Taishen is also cancelled (Richie plays them out)
3:07:15 Daisy received “The Great Book of Grunt: a compendium of ogre sounds”
3:08:46 It’s the thought that counts (Skrimm’s book is awakening something in him)
3:09:25 it’s gifts time (Skrimm can’t give a drilldo, non-motorised dildos only)
3:10:35 Daisy’s gifts to the party stolen scrolls (Cutting Hand, Last Image, Magical Tether, Hail Storm)
3:12:05 Barnabos gets a large long rod of a package (Skrimm’s offering a pump or a stomp) - a single use javelin of lightning
3:14:58 Queenie’s gift to Daisy - Honey’s new and improved bow.
3:16:10 Weighted dice for Skrimm
3:17:25 Tea for Taishen
3:18:45 A honeypot for Barnabos
3:20:00 A bone knife for Jornir
3:21:38 Skrimm got Queenie a naturally formed stone arrowhead
3:22:38 Skrimm got Taishen flowers
3:23:45 Skrimm made Barnabos a horrific fetish to ward against witches
3:24:35 Skrimm just gives Jornir a pinecone
3:24:45 Skrimm gives Daisy a ring made from a former chain link
3:25:50 this is a pine cone (upgraded by the DM to have mistletoe on it)
3:26:52 Skrimm really has to thank Jornir (mostly for the handjob)
3:28:10 Taishen made ice sculptures - Bear Jones for Queenie
3:30:30 a sea monster for Barnabos
3:31:22 “a trinity” for Jornir
3:31:55 an ice pack for Skrimm’s balls, and a statue of the hound 🐕 (poorly received)
3:33:40 Barnabos wants to give gifts privately
3:34:34 Jornir has gifts, Ket doesn’t
3:35:00 Jornir gives Barnabos a straw goat, Taishen a goat, Queenie a goat, and Skrimm a goat
3:36:30 Daisy, you remind me of the horrific monstrosity that tried to eat you.
3:37:00 Good Swine-manay - Jornir burns these offerings and casts Divination to ask about the Princess of Wrath
Such a missed opportunity for Derek to tell Queenie she found Bambie's Mother with a 32.
Okay so i just realised something. It's winter just before New Years, placing the time during december. But they are currently in the Southeren hemisphere as Drakar is refered to being in the South, so it would be summer there, So my conclusion, the world of Avantris has a flipped axis on it's planet.
Whoever gets the fortune of sitting next to Andy gets shoved around, grappled, and punched repeatedly 😂
2:25:08
I knew Skrimm would get Daisy a ring.
Poor skrimm at the start wrestling with his desire to have daisy join them but suddenly realising with everyone talking about how dangerous it is that they actually might have to part for her safety.
honestly, I really wanna see them become a couple. it's all I want from this campaign now.
I find it awsome to think that all the different campaigns take place in the same world as all of them take place in the world of Advantris.
Edit: Also just yesterday I made a comment about not being able to join the patron because it cost money and saying I was really sad I couldn't see the play and I'm glad to say I'm no longer sad just in a big amount of pain as my chest hurts from laughing to much and way to loud. This makes me wonder how Mace is still okay with how heartily and how much he laughs... Also I'd like to say Andy is a official goblin in real life no one can change my mind. He just has a really good human costume that no one can see through as he got a Nat 20 in stealth and deception. How bruised is Richies shoulder Andy hits it so much it has to be bruised.
I was in the grocery store when skrim was learning what pumping was an almost shot snot rockets styfling a laugh. xD