Uprooted Ep. 2 | Where's the Duck Sauce? | Funny D&D Mini Campaign
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😅😅 3:03:09 3:03:12 3:03:14 3:03:14 3:03:15 3:03:17 3:03:20 3:03:24
3:10:50 I'm disappointed in you all. Horns are made of keratin like fingernails and teeth and typically attatched to the skulls of the creatures who owns them after death, while antlers are just bone with velvet covering and shed almost yearly, along with that antlers can be removed from the skull after the flesh has been decayed or cut off. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
@ElasticWig so could make Teifling with fingernail horns
Bitsy’s brain is just one massive single cell that is perfectly spherical and spins around inside her skull like a ball bearing.
Must be one of the ball bearings Skrimm dropped during the one-shot they did with Matthew Lillard.
Its a small plinko ball just bouncing around everytime its sent into work.
Ir occasionally shoots lighting as an idea of ingenious proportions, but you never know where or when it's gonna hit. Most of the time it does nothing but emit this noise that sounds like an early 2000s wifi starting up
Bitsy actually knows everything but she’s simply too intelligent to be comprehended
@@mrziiz6893"is diploma a fruit?"
Booker " there are no rules here "
Bitsy " There aren't? "
Booker " Woah woah, no no "
The party panic at the thought of her being lawless.
Derrick's frustration with wanting to help the group but realizing he made a very stupid character that doesn't even know what day it is is so hilarious
😂
Is Derrick the pug?
@@blternative No, he's Bitsy
is diploma a fruit though?
So mayonnaise is an instrument?
The way Nikki says " The big and NAASTY" really stuck with me. Ive worked at a Quackdonalds and the ducks who come in are vile!
Check our channel this afternoon! 😉
It sounds just awful enough to be true
I was walking to sign in for work and as she was saying that I’m trying not to burst out laughing Jesus Christ
RIGHT!?
I too have worked at a quackdonalds and the ducks are vile but the geese?! Lord have mercy on our soul lol
"And i got my degree"
Hearing dude SHRIEK when he figured out where the story was going was so good!
I'm stupid. Can someone explain this for me please?
@@spaghttiif you watch once upon a witchlight. I'll try to remember which episode. But it was a hilarious series of events.
Edit: It's episode 39: Too many cooks
@@spaghtti in the first episode, squirrel girl tells about how she got a degree from chef Raamsey's culinary school by taking one that was left on a desk and just scratching out the original owners name.
That diploma belonged to that NPC, thats the joke.
@@Elsneakakaze oh. OH. thanks
same, i started to cackle so so so much
I love how everyone has an intelligent thought, even hazel, and then there’s bitsy who thinks Peggy is god and also named penny
And that's what you get when you have wisdom, but not intelligence. 😂 (idk what his actual stats are, but it's got to be close.)
@@awsomegadgetguy7191 I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Wise enough to see the truth of the world, not smart enough to apply it in a useful way
Bitsy is so wise that normal things are just obstacles for her brain to conquer. It's like focusing so hard on a question that you start overthrowing everything.
Maybe bitsy can be sooo dum that he can pull out the smartest things. I never learned that cold blooded creatures aren’t affected by capsaicin(not in this video but in a short. (Episode 5)
Bitsy reminds me of a person I met once who did not believe in Bigfoot but was certain that the government was training dinosaurs to use fire arms in area 51 because of a t-shirt they saw on Amazon (I am not exaggerating and I had such a headache afterwards)
That person should never do drugs, like not even a hit of a joint... Their mind would explode
So are you saying that you believe in bigfoot but not the war dinosaur thing?
@annabellethepitty I don't believe in either. I also can not believe how this person functions properly when they think that is real and from many other stories I know about them.
Hold on... they may be on to something
No its the inherent insanity of not believing one conspiracy theory of an ape creature in the wild but believing a much more stupid and inane conspiracy theory as dinosaurs using guns @@annabellethepitty
Bitsy just bursting out with “who the FUCK is Hazel?!” caught me so off guard it was so funny
I love bitsy 😂
Yea, I was zoning out, then "Who the FUCK IS HAZEL!?" I busted out laughing XD
I had to rewatch "ooo a corn muffin! Oh, shit!" A dozen times
I really love Booker's character, though it is very clear he doesn't want to get involved in something that isn't his problem, he still allows himself to have a conscious. Though he knows there is danger ahead for him and he friends, he doesn't want to see more people die and suffer and will try to help where he can within reason, even if he's clearly uncomfortable.
Yea he doesn’t entirely seem like a bad person, he’s just a conman lol
@mushlii sometimes you gotta con the bad guys, and protect the good guys
And then there's Torbek.😂
Andy yelling ''get outa my head!!'' as Derek describes one of bookers traumatic events is just gold
1:26:23
When he asked "when you stabbed him in the back did his head turn around in shock?!" Floored me
I love how Mikey describes the most gruesome scene a person could think of while the music is like :😃😃🤠🤠🐄🐄👌😁😁
Every time I glance at Bitsy’s little character drawing I can’t not see her holding a pump action shot gun
Thanks, now I can't unsee it
Those souls in Pottsville are gonna regret banishing her away
Gives a whole new meaning to mortar and pestle
Oh thank god I'm not the only one
Gonna blow you to Bitsy
The Flonald bit, the Nestor bit, and Bitsy’s “Who the fuck is Hazel” had me struggling to breathe 😂
For everyone looking, the Flonald but from the animated short starts at 54:41
I was reading this and I just happened to hear who the fuck is hazel as I read it what great timing
The fact somebody animated it might make me believe that god exists
"We can't have one, nice, family meal. ONE" I adore booker
So if she rubbed tree sap on the burned soldier, does that mean he was roasted with a maple glaze?
Yes I belive it does.
Mmmmmm
OH GOD
SHUT NO 😭😭
Thank u for putting that image in my mind >:[
……….😏🍴
Bitsy is the equivalent of those false rumors in a RPG adventure modules. And I'm all for it.
It’s like Derek, Kelsey, and Nikki are competing for who can say the most morbid and disturbing thing
I find hilarious the horrific details that Mikey is describing about the bodies in the trees and yet in the background it sounds like Im being in Frontierland at Disneyland
33:40 my head cannon says that the man hears the name "Maple nut bar" and decided the names are too dumb to be fake
"What idiot would pretend thats their name. "
And he’s to tired to care
All the stumbling Booker did makes me think the guy definitely knows they’re fake names but doesn’t care as long as there’s plausible deniability if anyone asks around later
what parent would name their child that. then again inrl there are people named after fruits, seasons and countries so... i can see maple nut bar as a serious name. bitsy is the only name that seems suspicious there.
@@mychatpalace Also they’re all animals. Maple Barr is a plausible name for a human, Maple Nut Bar is probably not that weird for a world of animals
Okay but Mikey is a genius for the Nestor bit 😂
That shit had me howling
Andy playing a conman is as essential as Mace playing a himbo
Isn't the Gods honest truth.
I was having this exact thought when I was listening to Ice Bound 😂
the dynamic of this party is so fun lol grumley highkey having the best luck with the rolls and just being a total mvp, peggy being delusional but also traumatized, bitsy being… bitsy lmao and hazel enabling the nonsense that bitsy says, and then booker trying his best to keep it all together but lowkey losing brain cells every second from the chaos. i love them lol
I really hope Inspector Jarvis has a Javert like obsession to find the criminal mastermind Pug who commanded an army or organized criminals and brilliantly outwitted him in the most humiliating defeat of his life.
"You don't have to die, you just have to give us your skin" -Bitsy
This mouse is a national treasure.
She truly is a national- wait no an Universal treasure
Andy’s dog being named “Handsome Jack” is the coolest flipping thing. Borderlands 2 slaps
Now they just need a hamster named Butt Stallion 😂
I knew I heard that name somewhere!!
34:07 This entire interaction reminds me of a conversation i had a few years ago. At the time, my apartment building had burned to the ground, and my glasses were absolutely destroyed. Since it's more difficult to function without them (i do have the ability to navigate some areas blind, but i didnt have a phone to access the apps i needed to do so lol), i tried to get some more as fast as i could. Id gotten them online so i called the company to see if the warranty covered them being crushed by a burning roof. Of course it didnt, but id explained my situation to the call operator and he literally just sent me a new set of glasses and prescription sunglasses to replace my pairs. Said he'd been in a fire and wished he'd had that kind of help. In a really rough time, it was an act of kindness I'll never forget
This is why I don’t get when people don’t consider needing glasses to be a disability. If you *require* an assistive device to function because you are disabled without it, you are disabled. It’s just so normalized people don’t think about it.
@@DeathnoteBB Exactly. I'm literally legally blind and have issues with the connecting nerves between my brain and eyes. I definitely should be more careful with leaving my glasses everywhere because I can't actually see them once I've set them down, but that adhd is adhding
Hazel scares me. Like for real. She is an actual sociopath but also sort of sweet which is really confusing.
I mean, technically sociopaths arent just automatically evil and conniving. Many of them are genuinely sweet people, they just lack empathy.
@@Moraca101She pretty clearly has empathy, she was upset last episode when she accidentally killed someone.
@@DeathnoteBB she seemed more upset about getting blood on her stick lol
@@DeathnoteBB also, just because she was upset, doesn't mean it was coming from a point of empathy.
She could have been frustrated with herself for losing control and killing unintentionally
I needed to go back to Episode 1 for a second to check out Hazel's backstory with Gordon Raaamsey's cooking school...
And oh god I struggled to breathe from all the laughing.
This is the first dnd campaign ive ever watched and its hilarious 😂
You should watch their Once Upon a Witchlight episodes
No seriously you should watch their Once Upon A Witchlight campaign.
No but actually, you should watch once upon a witch light!!
But for real though, check out Once upon a Witchlight
Nah check out Icebound 🥶
2:37:09 "well, just tell him he doesn't have to die. He just has to give us his skin"
Booker is the camp counselor that gets peer pressured by the kids to do stupid things.
LOL Mickey's drunk duck character Nester Zabba is having more Chuckles bleed into the character. I guess it was inevitable with type of voice and sense of humor.
i pray the burned alive skin peeling guy shows up later and it’s a extremely awkward and hilarious encounter
It was a very burning building
A part of me wished they forget they had him and just carried him around all the time. Like Stabby from Centaurworld lol
@@lyleschlegel3184 Pffft that would be glorious, esp if they did something like chuckles for it
I can't help but quote "the big n NAAASTY" on a daily basis 😂😭
I love the idea of humans being these absolutely gigantic eldritch beings that the woodlands creatures either worship and view as benevolent gods, or fear and view them as evil demons.
All I can hear is Gricko when Rich is using his character voice. Having this on in the background is making me realize how similar Rich and Mikey's voices are. I'm getting so confused 😂
Well they are brothers, I know I always get them confused whenever Rick is clean shaved and they genuinely do look alike
It's uncanny haha, but it makes sense since they're twins 😊
@@lulubell6440 holy shit, they are? why didn't I realize before now that they're related
Are Kelsey and Nikki also siblings because they sound really similar when they both use their normal voices too? @MuhammadIrfan-oe5su
love the PTSD they just all have from time to time😂
1:59:45 this actually brought back a memory from 30 years ago back in kindergarten.
My dumbäss learning left and right asking "okay so this is left" then turning 180 and showing my right hand "so is this now left?"
I mean, compass directions are that way, it’s not dumb to confuse the concepts when you’re learning everything for the first time
I thought Chuckles was my favorite character but I swear, Derek as Bitsy wins everything
1:01:14 "and i got my degree"
1:05:22 "i was going to say that the Viceroy needs a personal chef with a certificate from Gordon Ramsay's school and I have one!"
1:09:08 "it's not even his name!...anymore"
Cockney chipmunk asking if a bear shits in the woods.....i love her and howl with the same laughter as every chuckles moment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:05:23 Hazel went exactly where I was hoping 🙌
“I was gonna say that the viceroy needs a personal chef with a certificate from Gordon Ramsay’s school, and I have one!”
I missed the beginning but I'm so glad I got to see a live one finally! You all have really helped my days along lately! ❤️
1:11:26 "who the fuck is Hazel?!"
I absolutely died when Derek spat this out - even better that Bitzy and Hazel seem to be getting along and Hazel totally took offense 😂
when i realized where the duck story was going, i was listening at work and trying SO HARD to keep it together omg and the whole party dying made it even harder lmaoooo
The combination of cute characters with blood and gore is absolutely hilarious and genius.
I can already tell that this campaign is gonna be one of my favourites
Happy tree friends
Young bear, there are leaves all around, I say young bear eat that leaf off the ground, I say, young bear won’t it make a cool sound when you stuffed them in your leaf hole it’s fun to chew on the leaves on the ground. It’s fun to show the leaves on the ground. It’s fun to chew the leaves on the ground
I actually slowed the video down to listen to it again.
2:53:24
Back on the Andy train! BOOKER FOR THE WIN!
Edit: Booker is a 1920s radio/sports announcer shocked at all the technology they mention
Booker walked so Skrimm could run
What a fucking genius
I had a horrible nightmare that Derek had to quit the root campain along with Bitsy. I cried when I woke up. Luckily it was just a dream
2:01:07 Bitsy and Grumley talking about cardinal directions just reminds me of discussions about True North directions versus Boss Relative directions in MMOs.
Oh my goodness the Nester duck sauce call back of him getting his credentials stolen is pure gold.
"I see people in the trees" *Background jaunty tune still plays as everything is happy and good*
Listening to this definitely confirms that Richie and Mikey are related because when Richie talks in character, all I hear is Gricko. Trips me up sometime lol
It took me way too long to understand that Derek saying “the universe restarts every Thursday” was him saying that it’s when the campaign starts..
Oh my gawd its a bear-barian! I bet its attack is absolutely grizzly! But i still wanna hug it
I really love how Bitsy goes from being totally clueless to dropping the most outta left field swears lol
The most fun part of the show for me is listening for Bitsy's random questions and comments that get buried by laughter and conversation.
God love bitsy Soo she's so random and confused and very funny the way she forgets where she is and who she's with is hilarious #weloveDerek lol
I fell asleep listening to this on a road trip, and woke up to Benji talking and couldn't see the screen. And immediately after hearing him I went out loud "GIDEON???"
Dog groomer here- they ABSOLUTELY know they're getting their hair cut- if handsome Jack is a double coated dog, please don't shave him! It will make the alopecia worse ❤
Hazel’s “runny yolk” joke really flew under the radar, I laughed hard
Timestamp?
@@kokobopjammer257146:10
I think the bit about Hazel realizing it was his diploma would make a great short lmao. Maybe she can peek in her bag and see his faded name on it while he's talking?
Bitsy....is by far....the funniest shit ever. I'm in actual pain from laughing so much. Jesus...never change.
The second, slightly quieter soundtrack playing under the main one really adds to the atmosphere of being an insane, anxious fantasy woodland creature
Edit: Make that three at once
I was thinking the same thing!!
Grumley is the best boy ever and I love him
Pugsley?
@@xanderholland6086 Addams
Bitsy is so clueless yet so overpowered: on one hand she talks like a fever dream and doesn’t know where she is and on the other hand she’s capable to war crimes and a TPK at any moment AND I LIVE FOR IT
Catching it live while trying to work is, interesting. Laughing at this machinery is getting me some funny looks. Keep up the hilarious antics!
when is the grand opening to "To Dinner! Did somebody say breakfast? What about lunch? And Tea!"?
I like this campaign. If your dnd campaign isn't going from the Benny Hills theme to doom: rip & tear and back, you're doing something wrong
Now I want to know the difference between the BIG NAAAAAAASTY and the Big and Tasty.
The nasty comes with a secret white sauce in it.
@@thesardoniccomedian9546specially made by the chef 🤤
@bee.2392 my compliments to the chef!
In case anyone was looking for the summer job part 54:40
Thank you
Thank you.
Oh yes the classic raccoon sneaking up to a sleeping bear. Reminds me of the movie over the hedge
Poor Nestor. I’m glad he’s fictional but I do hope things worked out for him!
Its only fictional cuz u dont know the non fictional person this happened to
@@murlocmaster6192or it’s only fictional because it’s happening to a fictional character
1:58:50 absolutely killed me. 😂😂😂
I also love Hazel's little follow-up question at 2:06:40 🐻💩🌲
Andy realizing what Hazel did will forever be my favorite moment from this episode. That scream just solidified it.
I wasn't prepared to hear the YMCA leaf hole song and it made me look up so fast from the game i was playing haha, one of my favorite songs ❤
Never before have i seen a character with as negative of a conscience as Hazel 🤣
like HOLY HELL!
5:41 Handsome Jack?? Like graveyard Jack???
21:34 “THE SWEET RELIEF, I WAS SO CLOSE!” Omg
1:01:24 omg 😆
1:52:39 I came back from a break and I forgot what they were talking about and my face was just: 😨
1:59:44 Bitsy is the reason shampoo has instructions
2:01:55 Proof that the LoA gang are just children in adult bodies xD
2:08:00 NO.NO.NO. I HEARD HANGNAIL, I HAVE ONE RN AND IT HURTS SO DAMN BAD 😭😭😭
2:19:51 OMG 😨 UR FINE WITH KILLIN A BABY???? GRUMLEY
New drinking game idea, take a shot for every time Mikey says "Massive" while describing the bear encounter
Are you trying to give people alcohol poisoning?!
Nester reminds me of choose goose from Adventure Time
Edit: don't worry Mikey, I understood the duck stock joke, it took a second but it was pretty good
This is going to my favorite campaign, isn’t it…
grumley's little portrait is so cute
Hazel being a sociopath is my favorite part of this series
Hearing Bitsy in the middle of a conversation yell "WHO THE FUCK IS HAZEL!?" will never not be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet 😭
21:02
Pure bluegrass madness in the background, omg.
1:25:20 I'm stunned that nobody else noticed Mikey was quoting Sir Christopher Lee about stabbing in the back...
Andy did say ‘thank you Saruman’
"why were you so angry, benji?" "oh, im a bear."
1:25:59 Bookers has some serious PTSD from killing people and seeing people die constantly and I don’t think people talk about it enough concerning how much it is shown.☠️ edit: I will also want to mention that booker has a surprising amount of blood on his hands and probably grumbly too considering they seem to have known each other the longest.😶
Am I the only one listening to Richie and almost thinks it's Grecko? It's crazy how perfectly they do the same accent! ❤️❤️
It's probably because Richie and Mikey are twins XD
I absolutely adore that Andy stole that YMCA bit from Tumblr. Perfection
"There Aren't?" Fuckin' love Bitsy.
Seeing people in the trees with happy friendly fiddle in the background... that's a hilarious juxtaposition with the atrocities committed vs uncle Glorbo's neighborhood band
That no one noticed that there are two songs playing simultaneously 😮
Every time I hear Mikey do the "Chuckles" voice. All I can hear is the choose goose from Adventure Time
Peggy’s Trauma Arc is wild lol
26:15, I just imagen a smash cut as Grumley leaves the Field Hospital, where the Burnt Solder just slinks out of his burnt skin and clothes, with the nurse instantly keeling over to throw up.
I love when describing how the bear-barian was primitively garbed, all my brain was saying "Well, that's not surprising, he's barely dressed."
I’m only halfway through, but I desperately hope that they make a bar-bear-ian joke
That's what I was thinking the entire time