Humans Prove ANYTHING Can Be a Weapon in Battle | Best HFY Stories
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An original story edited, and granted permission to narrate by u/maximusaemilius
Original idea and stories written by Charlie Starr/starrfallknightrise can be found at www.wattpad.co...
Intergalactic Journal of Biology and Mechanics" explores human physiological adaptations, particularly their unmatched throwing ability, which has made them top predators on Earth. Krill, an alien who hates war, is forced to fight alongside humans against the Kree warlords on Daxton. Trapped without ammunition, the humans and Kree resort to exchanging insults. A particularly offensive remark prompts Captain Adam Vir to use a former pitcher to kill the Kree general with a rock. This sparks a frenzy, with humans using their throwing skills to decimate the Kree. Krill watches in awe as the humans' unique abilities turn the tide of battle.
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What would you throw at aliens to deal the most damage?
Without grenades, the roundish rock's did fine.
flat earth propaganda
Frozen cow patties, frisbee style?
depends on what's available... drain cleaner probably
Pointy Sharp things, dooky.. depends on mass and gravity etc plus can we make a slingshot, catapult, trebuchet.. adlewadl bow cross bow.. ballistas etc . Rocks dipped in something
The creation of new insult to enemies is the most accurate thing we would do in real life.
I am so glad he threw in a French insult too to keep us on our toes
"Don't be so sour, kraut"
"99 dead balloons"
"Hasta la vidasein"
Fun fact soldiers liked to use their tech digging shovels more then their bayonets in WW2 and this has become a meme
😂yep
@@Animationists-26 also why the entrenching tool now comes sharpened on issue.
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!! now GO AWAY before i taunt you a SECOND time!!"
Monty python - the holy grail
Bringeth forth the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch!
@@geraldfrost4710 Call Brother Maynard!
“We are the knight’s who say… Nee.
@@geraldfrost4710ki in
Middle school PE is also where the insults came from. I laughed at all of them. Good job.
What's middle school
Me to, I laughed so hard I dam-near laughed my ass out of my wheelchair.
@@KenanLaudat-tp3bp 5th-8th grade (10-13yr olds) it’s the years between the young kids in elementary school and the teenagers in high school.
You haven't lived until you've played D&D as a barbarian specializing in improvised weapons. Chairs, tables, oars, ale tankards, flagpoles, midgets and other small humanoids... everything is your weapon. Nothing quite like beating a goblin to unlife with a kobold.
Also, that thumbnail is hilarious.
I used to play AD&D 2nd edition. My elven fighter/mage had a girdle of giant strength and I had another character (dwarf battlerager) beg my character to throw him at the ogres we were fighting just so that he could be the first one to score a hit. That must have been a terrifying sight. A 185 pound dwarf in spiked plate mail laughing maniacally as he was flying thru the air right at you. 35 years later and I still get a chuckle thinking about it.
😂😂😂
Of course someone wanted to build a trebuche and knowing us, someone would actually build the damn thing 😂
Me .. I'm that motherfucker
Catapults or Ballistae might be easier and faster to erect, but a trebuchet can do more projectile per shot
WOLOLO!! 🧙🏽
its just like a lego game as the trebuchet is built. like, within seconds its all ready
Catapults and ballistae require stretchy, springy materials that might not be available on hand. A trebuchet only needs stiff materials because the throwing action is done via counterweight.
IOW, the trebuchet is easier to source building materials for.
I bet that Kree that insulted the Captain's mother is on the other side wondering, "What the actual fuck?!"
* Correction.
Was.
@@AenVegra No, "is" is correct since I'm speaking of current time, just happening in the afterlife. He thought he was safe, now he is dead and wondering "WTaF?"
"I was wondering why that tiny rock was quickly getting bigger.
Then it hit me."
What the actual breeding? How is that an insult?
Just cuz we only breed once in our lifetime, cuz that is in mos cases a death sentence. For our lineage is similar to the praying mantus and the black widow spider, species of Ear-ath.
no he was like "whats he do-" * head pops *
Humans are significantly less dangerous without weapons, that IS true.
Two problems with that
A: "Less dangerous" does not mean "Harmless"
B: Everything is a weapon
Human be like: "It's over I have learn how to throw rock that means I won the weapon race"
And on that day the Xenos learned that Humanity is NEVER unarmed so long as we have ground to stand on and materials to throw. And the Galaxy trembled.
And when we are unarmed we got this fancy thing called MMA
Love the Monty Python tribute!
I fart in your general direction!
WIIIIIIIIIITH.... A HERRING!
NI
@@crimsoncursor5186 eki eki eki nuwe peng nooooowam
And in an older voice.
"think fast chucklenuts"
*CRITICAL HIT*
"Aww, my beautiful face..."
@Jacy-dx6dx They weren't even live to have a reason to complain m8
@@DanielKuligowski-y4o it's one of scouts lines
@@Jacy-dx6dx oh
Once there was a young man that got kicked out of school for throwing rocks. The only employment he could find was being a shepherd for a flock of sheep. And then one day....
there was this giant warrior named Goliath standing there challenging an entire army to send someone out to fight him. That was when David demonstrated the power of a rock.
Thats putting it lightly
Slings back during that time were insane
Someone who was a good shot with a sling was an extremely sought after soldier, some cities in greece even being renowned for having the best slingers.
The sling was cheap, didnt require much effort to provide ammo (dirt cheap if you will)
And in the hands of a good slinger, deadly accurate.
Your Mother was a snow blower comes to mind. This is a great story. Agree that all these stories should be strung together to make a full length story.
OMG! Couldn't stop laughing🤣. Krill's confused reaction to everything was completely hilarious 😂
*"Always Weapons can be found"*
the most terrifying is the SPOON!
lol a spork is scarier
By far, the best thought out, written, and voiced of these spacy stories that I have come across. And not one occurrence of the word "bristling." Bravo!
I'm writing a science fiction trilogy, and this has got to be the funniest story I have every listened to, I'm still laughing. Great job.
Somebody has reeeeally studied the motions involved in pitching a baseball.
Not just the regular fastball pitch, but also the underhanded softball pitch.
Maybe the writer also plays baseball?
The trebuchet part got me.
Aw Cmon a water balloon catapult! Bungie cords would definitely work!
Thank the Lord for middle school P.E. am i right?
Yup. Yes’sir indeedy.
Kirll: HOW CAN HUMANS TURN ROCKS INTO WEAPONS?!
Ah yes, the Krill race. You could say they're...Krillains.
Getting the same respect Krillan did on DBZ 🤣🤣
keep the happy feet refrences abundent thats funny
Not sure who the writer is but I love the succinct story telling. Poor Krill! ROFLOL
Agreed. Krill has the best of luck to be with the unluckiest crew with the most trigger happy nutjobs.
The joke that earth would be seen as a *Death World* is such a joke.
Well, from the perspective of another form of life not native to this planet, it is entirely possible, once you take into consideration the wide array of climate (from extreme heat, to sub-zero cold), weather, tectonic movement, volcanos, multiple species of poisonous flora, multiple species of deadly fauna, and the gasses that life here breaths (most of life on this planet needs oxygen, yet too much is actually toxic)... so it really isn't outside the realm of possibility that our planet could be considered a "death world".
Like they always say “You don’t know you grew up in the death world until you left one”
Australia
well considering Oxygen is setting us on fire from the inside very very very slowly, and it being an extremly slow acting poision, i dont blame them.
I live in a country that is considered oasis by MOST neighboring countries. Today there was 34 degrees of Celsius in the shadow.
We arent fast, we arent very strong,
We dont have claws, or fangs. Anything is a weapon, some are just better than others
Ok now tell the aliens that not only can we doge the rocks 😂😂😂... but we can catch them to 😅😅
From "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" How do we win a war with earth? We throw rocks!
i like to think the mother insult was "Your mother is so fat, she was used as the flaming stone from your biblical era"
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"throw humans at it until it is solved" so basicaly humans are nuclear detterent, got it
Trebuchet? Random and extremely funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Less likely to catastrophically fail than a catapult. Just don't forget to name it. My favorite one from history was "Bad Neighbor"
@@janet6421 From the insults they were slinging along with the rocks, they could call it "The Middle Finger".
Sabot shells are the ultimate form of throwing a rock, a depleted uranium rock. -the Russian badger
The entirety of human advancement is either finding ways to throw rocks faster or more efficient ways to boil water.
Thoroughly enjoyed that one! Thank you for considering our comments! Loved it!
Would have gone with a torsion catapult instead of a trebuchet but yeah bigger rocks mean bigger results
I love HFY stories, but I'm going to be 'that guy'. A single galactic rotation takes about 225 million years, but (modern) humans have only been around for about 5 or 6 million years. If I'm not mistaken, a single galactic rotation ago true mammals didn't even exist yet.
ok monty python quote gets a like lol
The alien version of period cramps… 😂 that’s too good to pass up, I’ma remember that one!
I want to see that 2 foot diameter square!
Love the new insulting system
I'm super stoked you guys are doing this series
One of the best stories so far this year!
The insults... EPIC! And I like the Monty Python reference 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Gawd that thumbnail is HILARIOUS! 🤣😂
Reminds me of a quote I often use "If it works, then it works."
OMFG those insults were next level good. I was laughing so hard I was almost in tears! 😂
Gotta love the Monty Python insult.
"It was a simpler time. We had rocks. But rocks, you see - they're surprisingly versatile." -- Thag the Immortal
The Galactic Baseballer surely approves of this story!
Good one! Well done! 🤣😂
Suddenly Monty Python 😂😂😂😂👏❤
Really fantastic story and PHENOMENAL narration!
Dont be a menace - "Whatd chu say bout my momma!?"
While it is true that both male and females are capable of such, the alien biologists would not be very good at their jobs if they didn't notice the significant physical advantages males have when it comes to throwing and combat in general.
That being said, excellent story, and love the references.
Bah ha ha some classic insults there!
Loved it!!😂❤
6:49 NOTED NOTED NOTED NOTED NOTED!!
A very enjoyable story
the second i heard "welcome to starbound" all i could think of is that game i love to play.
The first one of your video's i've thumbs up'd 👍
The roast session is hilarious.
Is that a rock?! Yep! Batter up!
Man, krill is my favorite character
😂😂 This one absolutely made my day! I love it!😂😂
Good narration. Good story. Thank you!
9:52 idk what the ai was thinking but thats not a rock thats a fucking boulder
The ending made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂
imagine being part of a galatic civilization and being scared of some rocks being thrown at u
30 years ago I read a book, very similar in story to this. Are these a continuation of that book? I rather enjoyed the different approach the author took back then. I don't recall a whole lot about it other than one of the alien races were somewhat feline in feature and one of the good races was more bird like.
Pressed on nails can be a weapon our teeth as well our strength and speed agility and our intelligence as well and anything and everything near us can be used,turned into a weapon
I didn't listen to the story .. yet. I just had to leave this message before I do.
Kudos to the thumb nail designer. Thanks for the laugh :)
Finaly a channel telling these stories without a robot voice, yer father smells of elder berries.
The Yeet power 😂
I love this story
i wonder if the captain actually know they can just throw rocks at them and just insult instead because its getting boring or they remember oh yea we can throw rocks after the insult being said
Hello! I'm new on this channel, hoping to stay for longer. I was wondering if was there a story about adrenaline rush?
I believe we talked about it in this story: th-cam.com/video/zakHg5-cn1o/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Q58Y4cefkMdEhzZD
I really liked your narration, but it's funny to hear someone giving the captain a gruff and older sounding voice, considering he was in his early twenties at this point of the story
6:05 in a box canyon now we’re have I heard that one before (rvb)
A point of note. A square doesn't have a diameter.
At the end of the day humans develop tools to throw rock harder faster and farther
Still, a trebuchet would have been over the top, but what about a water balloon slingshot?
Imagine an army of latina mom's with sandals.😂
I'm curious how she crushed dudes throat while he was running away and I'm also wondering if you threw a ball how did a rock take dudes head off 🤔
technically we are still throwing rocks
a piece of metal (bullet) is a refined rock
Sadly it seems the only good "HFY" story was the OG "stabby the roomba" one. Literally every other story is just ":O humans breath AIR and can survive being stabbed? UnpOssIbLE!!!1"
Really 7:06? The taunting Frenchman? I literally stopped and started laughing hysterically I hadn't thought of that in years he's got to finish it with now go or I shall taunt you a second time. Or I fart in your general direction.
NI
@@crimsoncursor5186 I knew it your one of the knights who say nit
YEETUS... DELETUS... Un-healthcare at its finest.
Bro the human glazing is real but, for real I wish aliens fear us like this I hope we are the space orks and we are the destruction and death the galaxy calls upon in need
I still insist that Cricket has the highest Kill rate.
hi
The name of the ship is "Stabby" a starship named "Stabby"??
Our very body is a weapon
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Trebuchet!!
Man i thought someone Said a yo mama joke
We were born to inherit the stars, not you
Imagine if they study human history specifically the wars
Humans, Rock
2 foot diameter square. 5 quadrants (quarters) riot. written during detention?
Kree? That’s an alien race from marvel is that a coincidence or an homage?
UNSC??????
Could someone please explain the term "death planet" to me, it seems to be a common trope in these indie SciFi stories
sorry that you just don't get it lol dude its making fun of the fact that we have so many things on earth that could kill us. the environment, the plants the animals i mean its ducking surprising that mankind survived in the same time frame as Dire Wolves and Saber-tooth cats much less surviving current year with Lions Tigers and bears