[ASMR] Ultra Friendly Ear Piercing Artist

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  • @FredsVoice
    @FredsVoice  5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Hello There's to you.
    TINGLE TIMESTAMPS:
    START -07:22 - Whisper "Welcome"
    07:22-27:36 - Plastic Page Flipping/Finger Tracing
    27:36-33:42 - Rubber Gloves
    33:42-40:32 - Dapping & Ear Piercing
    40:32 - END - Positive affirmations
    Do you have an amazing idea for a FRIENDLY/RUDE English Gentleman ASMR video? Then let me know your idea below! Happy 2019 my asmr family.

    • @oscarhartmann4948
      @oscarhartmann4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Friendly celebrity

    • @linusdohrn703
      @linusdohrn703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A friendly shepherd teaching you important life lessons would be nice and relaxing to see

    • @franksilva9691
      @franksilva9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Friendly youtuber xD

    • @Ser0toniinTTV
      @Ser0toniinTTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Hello there indeed. The first thing that popped into my mind was "friendly cinema employee" (you can adjust that title however you'd seem fitting though...) Imagine him recommending you the worst movies, giving you the worst seating ever and eating your popcorn while he talks about HIS favorite movies that he can see for free because he works there? He could even present the movie before it starts (in other words, when the youtube clip ends, the cinematic starts).
      Otherwise, I really enjoy tapping sounds of wooden objects, the wooden spoons in your baking ASMR vid gave me *insane* tingles! You could also experiment with visual triggers.
      Have a nice week and an amazing 2019 Fred :)

    • @Tassadar661899
      @Tassadar661899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How about „Friendly/Rude Afternoon Tutor“? Or „Friendly/Rude Gym Trainer“ - like when you sign up for a new gym as as New Years resolution :)

  • @daniddo6892
    @daniddo6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “Unfortunately I’m going to have to touch you”
    The fine art of interacting with clients at it’s very best

    • @theyoutubeguy8276
      @theyoutubeguy8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      •• Daniddo •• Nobody:
      Bill Cosby: “Unfortunately I’m going to have to touch you.”

    • @TheGalacticWest
      @TheGalacticWest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately I’m going to have to touch you with my fist.

  • @thespicyitalian1427
    @thespicyitalian1427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    2 iconic catchphrases of 2018:
    Dutch: “I have a plan”
    Fred: “do you have an appointment”

  • @moonwatcher5134
    @moonwatcher5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    When you see friendly, you can expect the total opposite. Lol

  • @sambt123
    @sambt123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Thor retired and went emo

    • @dollysinatra9046
      @dollysinatra9046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol that's funny

    • @arcaninegaming4979
      @arcaninegaming4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nope, he just grew his hair out again

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its not a phase tho

    • @solacefalls
      @solacefalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@arcaninegaming4979 its a post-infinity war mourning emo phase. 😂

    • @sambt123
      @sambt123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Penguin Hemmings 😂😂😂

  • @iamdenv3r292
    @iamdenv3r292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    You look oddly familiar... Didn't you use to work as a barber?

    • @christianjones3979
      @christianjones3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      DenverASMR I believe it was security at the air port

    • @SickMind42
      @SickMind42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      wasnt he an avenger until the part where he should have aimed for the head

    • @finnflannigan5104
      @finnflannigan5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I just imagine a village or town where every business you go into you see this guy working there.

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      christian jones nah he work on a train I remember first class service I think or maybe he was the joker or maybe he was my audiologist who knows.

    • @alexanderturner7940
      @alexanderturner7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nah he's the dude who gave me a photoshoot while I was asleep

  • @alfiepow1397
    @alfiepow1397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    My eyelids may not be down, But my self esteem certainly is

  • @sofil5991
    @sofil5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:56 bro that hurt me DEEP

  • @lcd130
    @lcd130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Me: You need to watch Fred’s videos, they are the most creative out there.
    Friend: oh wow, what happens in them?
    Me: No idea mate, fall asleep in five minutes.

    • @yepitsquinn4335
      @yepitsquinn4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @Helvtic
      @Helvtic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lad you got balls to tell someone that I'm scared shitless to tell someone I like asmr

    • @lifeinterrariums7210
      @lifeinterrariums7210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No offense but your trying to hard for a heart

    • @brandyjones0827
      @brandyjones0827 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same asf

    • @brandyjones0827
      @brandyjones0827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zach Lois I disagree. It’s relatable but not too cheesy.

  • @dariakazakova2138
    @dariakazakova2138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Now, we have the septum. Septum... sempra".
    You couldn't resist, could you?

  • @leslie9996
    @leslie9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “I was happy to do it for you... despite you being incredibly unwanted.” - Fred channeling my mom 2019

  • @lilcapo4002
    @lilcapo4002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Sees video title*"Ultra Friendly"
    Me:Well im about to get roasted

  • @SethStacyLetsPlay
    @SethStacyLetsPlay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I am okay with fred being "friendly" to me because it's his way of dealing with his hatred of planes

    • @SethStacyLetsPlay
      @SethStacyLetsPlay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @laynie sammy n lilah I guess we're getting friendly/rude English gentlemen videos based on how bad that day is.

    • @x3princessbratx3
      @x3princessbratx3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. 😂😂

    • @SethStacyLetsPlay
      @SethStacyLetsPlay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x3princessbratx3 😂😂

  • @emptylibrito6787
    @emptylibrito6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Ultra friendly"
    *X to doubt*

    • @thedude391
      @thedude391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X

    • @jackieruth2614
      @jackieruth2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X

    • @watachannel7157
      @watachannel7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X

    • @calebp3561
      @calebp3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽 🇽

    • @euphoricasf
      @euphoricasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X

  • @DarkMaster706
    @DarkMaster706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I didn’t know I needed Fred with eye liner in my life, and yet I do

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Hey Fred I got a really good video idea: Friendly Bartender.

    • @rebeccaallen5231
      @rebeccaallen5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geeky Metalhead yas

    • @c4ctusc4ctusc4ctus
      @c4ctusc4ctusc4ctus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      get this to the top so Fred sees

    • @LaDyLuCk2900
      @LaDyLuCk2900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "So do you know what you would like from our extensive wine selection?.... Anything that- I'm sorry- fucks you up the most?... Right well this is a high class establishment and not the local dive where Tenants and Snakebite is on tap"

    • @dandunning7731
      @dandunning7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly tattoo artist, too!

    • @HarpoonTheWhaler
      @HarpoonTheWhaler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      did it ever make it?

  • @Rolling_Burrito
    @Rolling_Burrito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Hello there"- Fred 2019

  • @coleleb02
    @coleleb02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Do you have an appointment?"
    Ah s**t, here we go again.

  • @estir6972
    @estir6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Rocking that eyeliner Fred!!
    Would you consider making a Snape Potion making roleplay? Could do all sorts of triggers with cutting up ingredients, mortar/pestle, cauldron stirring, liquid sounds

    • @TheDarlingFussyfangs
      @TheDarlingFussyfangs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Esti Routhenstein he just did one 3 weeks ago lol

    • @satanteemo9753
      @satanteemo9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. He already did that.

    • @estir6972
      @estir6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I meant one with actual “potion making” rather than just a speaking role play, I thought it would be cool to do since he played the character so well

    • @mckenziewilliams4656
      @mckenziewilliams4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top idea

    • @satanteemo9753
      @satanteemo9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@estir6972 I get it. You're right. He should. That would be a really soothing trigger.

  • @808Jarebear
    @808Jarebear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:27 when someone at school gets airpods

  • @ytamee5952
    @ytamee5952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Temporary hair and beard dye + temporary tattoos + Aquaman roleplay pleaseee ? :D

    • @ytamee5952
      @ytamee5952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Griffay I meant he should wear them for his Aquaman roleplay ;)

  • @gabiellabush5411
    @gabiellabush5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Bro im out here tryina sleep but all these roasts got me giggling n shiii

  • @hoehere_Gewalt
    @hoehere_Gewalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    that eyeliner and the fake piercings look oddly good on him

  • @getuseful5824
    @getuseful5824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    31:10
    "Its quicker than falling asleep"
    Insomniacs: 👀

  • @skijumpnose
    @skijumpnose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Your FRIENDLY body piercing artist,so not going to be friendly :P

    • @piech8716
      @piech8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your UNFRIENDLY body piercing artist xD

    • @mylyb01
      @mylyb01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye, I see you on missasmr's channel all the time! Good to see you here too 😂

    • @Joe.0511
      @Joe.0511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile pic looks like a 80’s rock star or a dad on a Friday night

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make the 470 like

  • @rodion5669
    @rodion5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Can we all just get Fred to 1 mill subs already

  • @SenhorEdits
    @SenhorEdits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I think that you can do Aquaman roleplay.... 🤔

  • @DarkDestroyer98
    @DarkDestroyer98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wasn't expecting a "sequel" to the excellent tattoo rp vid...this was fantastic Fred!

  • @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641
    @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Interesting placement choice for the lip ring. Interesting.

    • @canaisis
      @canaisis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @siegeperson160
      @siegeperson160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it doesn't seem right

    • @rangaasmr6972
      @rangaasmr6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@siegeperson160 it would be okay by it self but the nose ring counters it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • @joeestrada6202
    @joeestrada6202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “God knows what u carry, I don’t wanna know” 😂

  • @davidcartwright660
    @davidcartwright660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    31:09 "quicker than falling asleep" nice little Harry potter quote

  • @NovaHendrixx
    @NovaHendrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I guarantee y’all you could waste 5 hours of your lives coming up with the most creative and original “this dude looking like Thor” joke and he’s already heard it like 15 times lol

  • @Amysbiblereads
    @Amysbiblereads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "they look terrible"
    Well I was nearly asleep now I'm laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @fizzyxcustard
    @fizzyxcustard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the line (in reference to the headphones), “I like to listen to something rather than listen to you.” Fred, you’re a legend! Lovin’ the eyeliner! You rock that look so well.

  • @GaryODST117
    @GaryODST117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Happy New Year Fred! Here is to a whole year of wonderful ASMR videos from you! Please try out the (On the phone asmr) so tingly!

  • @lyeln
    @lyeln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that eyeliner on Fred. Am I the only one?

  • @alexanderturner7940
    @alexanderturner7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    *watches customer leave*
    "They look terrible" 😂

  • @TheHumbleBumbleBee1
    @TheHumbleBumbleBee1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    But I checked your store hours on your website and it said you were open now, and the door was unlocked.

  • @ishallremaincalm
    @ishallremaincalm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You should do a pirate role play or something if you haven't done one already with that eyeliner. You look fiiiine

  • @vinoveritas757
    @vinoveritas757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love being educated and insulted at the same time. 😉

  • @Angeljennybabe
    @Angeljennybabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I can never trust the word friendly ever again.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep-

    • @Dman-db2hg
      @Dman-db2hg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really

    • @Vylo44
      @Vylo44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry but before I read your comment and looked at your name it reminded me of Pablo Escobar......

  • @bigsans_573
    @bigsans_573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Friendly” ear piercing
    R.I.P. everyone with depression/social anxiety

  • @gh.5875
    @gh.5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    *sees peircing stapler* nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope *walks away* nope nope

    • @gh.5875
      @gh.5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @D̷e̷f̷a̷u̷l̷t̷y̷ F̷a̷i̷l̷u̷r̷e̷ no. Just scared of infections caused by basically stapling your ear (or whatever your piercing) since those things retail for a dollar

    • @malanakingh4026
      @malanakingh4026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @D̷e̷f̷a̷u̷l̷t̷y̷ F̷a̷i̷l̷u̷r̷e̷ using a piercing stapler is very risky lol that's probably why

    • @aaronjackson1875
      @aaronjackson1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My initial reaction too.

    • @gh.5875
      @gh.5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @laynie sammy n lilah like Roly the peircing god states, NEVER USE PEIRCING GUNS OR STAPLERS

    • @stormzzuwu8673
      @stormzzuwu8673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      laynie sammy n lilah r.i.p. Woodstock

  • @troymerritt5455
    @troymerritt5455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love how you rock the upper ring piercing but am I the only one that thinks Fred could actually look really good with an actual nostril piercing?

  • @leopoldvillain2417
    @leopoldvillain2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Why do I always know the roast is coming whenever I read "friendly"?

    • @ayyy3413
      @ayyy3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr😂😂

  • @SkyKenpachi
    @SkyKenpachi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fred: I hope you don't mind with my headphones it just makes you a bit more bearable
    Me: Oh yeah nah I completely understand I get you there

    • @creepyscrawly113
      @creepyscrawly113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winkz hmm..”yeah nah” is that an Aussie I detect?😆

  • @fatmonstacookie
    @fatmonstacookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "They look terrible" i died laughing i loved this video true talent bravo

  • @josefuentes4155
    @josefuentes4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For some reason he almost looks like the under taker in wwe

  • @Love.Ruby.
    @Love.Ruby. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Do you want my money or not? Cause I can leave?
    AND WRITE A BAD REVIEW ON YELP

    • @ethancooke9909
      @ethancooke9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You wouldn’t dare

    • @Love.Ruby.
      @Love.Ruby. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mad Memes IM GONNA DO IT

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Love.Ruby. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 forgive me, but do you have an appointment?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Love.Ruby.
      @Love.Ruby. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael Lara Do you want a bad review too????

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Love.Ruby. Even if it says "closed" on the door? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Sushi.Sodaaa
    @Sushi.Sodaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    * mocks him *
    *"NoW tHat tHe plEaSaNtRiEs aRe oVer"*
    Idc if he's Thor and can yeet me into the next life. JK I enjoy the passive aggressive behavior lol, even if it is more aggressive than passive.

    • @rugglol6418
      @rugglol6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      btw is he gay? IM NOT HOMOPHOBE

    • @alexzhai5944
      @alexzhai5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rugglol6418 no he has a wife

  • @clmaoo
    @clmaoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Brah, it hasn't even been 5 minutes and I'm already late to the comment section

  • @darion1728
    @darion1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I saw "ultra friendly" in the title I had to go get some ice to treat the burns after being roasted for 44 minutes

  • @catschamomile298
    @catschamomile298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why do I always fall for your 'friendly' in the title?

  • @justthatchick3597
    @justthatchick3597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Hello there hellos there” silence. Sound of a chair swinging to give you as sassy glare

  • @fredericbeaudoin6850
    @fredericbeaudoin6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    *Boiiiiii* you were 1 second away from that 44:44 :(
    Btw do a victorian era roleplay ASMR video it would be *thicccc*

    • @everydaycuber9649
      @everydaycuber9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close

  • @bilbowagons7932
    @bilbowagons7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    fred at the beginning of the video: you look like garbage
    5 minutes later: so happy customer what would you like?

  • @AutisticYui
    @AutisticYui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watching Fred? A wise choice, that is.

  • @keithbates8018
    @keithbates8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:05 he activated a lightsaber by accident.

  • @seamusdoyle4884
    @seamusdoyle4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Ads and ASMR are not meant to be together. They just aren't.

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Then pay him directly?

    • @SatiStar
      @SatiStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At the beginning of the video is OK

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gh0stcup no? I am not his employer. TH-cam is supposed to pay him, not his viewers.

    • @dynamitegal3295
      @dynamitegal3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@seamusdoyle4884 Do you know how this system works?? TH-cam isn't giving him money, the ads are what gives him money. Adsense dude. Get TH-cam Red if you don't want adverts

    • @seamusdoyle4884
      @seamusdoyle4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dynamitegal3295 well, i know plenty of TH-camrs that care about their content and don't want ads popping in the middle of their video, ESPECIALLY asmrtists. This is supposed to help you relax, not get you jumpscared by a random ad.

  • @callmezeldaonemoartime
    @callmezeldaonemoartime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The friendliest friendly out of the whole bunch

  • @ozyy43
    @ozyy43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how it always says "FRIENDLY" in the title ;)
    I like the sarcastic titles keep'em up Tho... i mean Fred ;D

  • @brucenorris6407
    @brucenorris6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Wow, Thor really changed his style after Infinity War.

    • @lando5053
      @lando5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruce Norris the fact that you unintentionally predicted this has me dead

  • @rylanelven7319
    @rylanelven7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love the hidden lightsabre sound at about 8:07

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just want to know... WHY was it there?

  • @kristen_3518
    @kristen_3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *insults me for 5 minutes*
    “But dude you do temporary tattoos for a living. Slow the ego”.
    Lmao

  • @william.valentine
    @william.valentine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Zeitgeist and Fred uploading the same day 😍😍😍

  • @rhiannon.ogilvie
    @rhiannon.ogilvie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trying to relax and not laugh is a problem I didn't think I'd be faced with when watching this😂

  • @Thepolished_nails
    @Thepolished_nails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Who clicked also because of the thumbnail? 😁

    • @shannamac3974
      @shannamac3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gh0stcup true....but we also have tattoos and piercings...it is a thing especially in the States.

    • @peterdubantus613
      @peterdubantus613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i clicked because its fred

    • @bozzwick
      @bozzwick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who clicked because Fred made this video, titled, it, picked a thumbnail, and uploaded it to TH-cam and also wanted to relax?

    • @ryanpowers3155
      @ryanpowers3155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AmazingTracingASMR I clicked on video for asmr so I’m tired and can go to night

    • @deletemii3312
      @deletemii3312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

  • @melissaj7244
    @melissaj7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Temporary Tattoos” is so cute oh my god

  • @gachiakuta_is_peak
    @gachiakuta_is_peak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:50 you can get a peircing any where
    Me: *gimmie a butt peircing*

  • @tonyflamingo3496
    @tonyflamingo3496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn't know that you can get your ears pierced at hot topic.

  • @EndravenMusicChannel
    @EndravenMusicChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just realized....
    He's a Tsundere.

  • @princess_thanos
    @princess_thanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Somewhat triggered that there was a piercing STAPLER in the thumbnail, but i know its just asmr so ill let it go ^^ love you

  • @landonmorkassel1666
    @landonmorkassel1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Is asmr an addiction?

    • @dylanjames9017
      @dylanjames9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Landon Morkassel most definitely😅 Sometimes i find myself listening to it when I don’t need to.💀

    • @adrianbenito947
      @adrianbenito947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably

    • @rebeccaallen5231
      @rebeccaallen5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably XD

  • @rejectedkingdom6981
    @rejectedkingdom6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t be the only one that heard a little Harry Potter spell my guy said septum sempra 😂😂 22:09

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Best role play ever.

  • @Mr_Goo
    @Mr_Goo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My self esteem dropped from 0 to -100 from this video
    High level inmersion achieved, good job Fred

  • @exmitter236
    @exmitter236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does this mysterious binder always seem to get into the hands of people who don’t like me

  • @clout39
    @clout39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first and only guy that I’ve ever heard that has an accent while he’s whispering...

  • @smithone1936
    @smithone1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude looks like THOR with piercings and he also sounds like him

  • @th30nlynik07
    @th30nlynik07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂this gives me tingles but in reality his roleplay is too good it gets me everytime. Cause if anybody were to try to talk to me like this in real life there going to be dead within seconds😂😂

  • @alexclark307
    @alexclark307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love getting horror movie adds in the middle of this is DEFINITELY doesn’t make my heart stop working

  • @brennensf
    @brennensf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:07 😂😂 the lightsaber sound

  • @kepich9704
    @kepich9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fred's gone mad, try to show some condolences to daphne and the rest of the gang.

  • @asmrcity3147
    @asmrcity3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the ‘piercings’ and eyeliner!!

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If prince Albert were still alive, he would approve of this ASMR video.

    • @franksilva9691
      @franksilva9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave Dogge Dude!!! I highley doubt anyone else here knows what a prince albert piercing is lmaooo

    • @davedogge2280
      @davedogge2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@franksilva9691 Prince Albert, sounds like a dodgy bloke. Ooooer missus.

    • @TrishaR84
      @TrishaR84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Anime Dude That’s a bit of a cocky statement! 😄

    • @lifesabitch8099
      @lifesabitch8099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giggty

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone knows what a Prince Albert piercing is if you tried to gross out your friends with BMEzine in the early 2000's

  • @TheGalacticWest
    @TheGalacticWest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I legit thought it was Hemsworth at first and now I want a hemsworth asmr channel.

  • @marti8519
    @marti8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    how can I call for an appointment?

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just raise your hand, shout taxi for half and hour, and then get passed up by the only cabbi for that sad waffle Beyonce who wants to go to Denny's at 3am. Works every time.

  • @Sbeve_One
    @Sbeve_One 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The all black is intimidating it suits you well Fred.

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Septum Sempra sounds like it'd hurt, but I trust you not to cut me.
    Yes, I also thought that a Darth Tragus could be wise.

  • @authorme3438
    @authorme3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    and there you are, super casually wearing some teal eyeliner, identical to the one i have on my vanity, and i'm over here fangirling like i just don't care!

  • @kyyomilo
    @kyyomilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ahhhh I forgot this was freds channel, friendly never means friendly

  • @lxccs
    @lxccs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 - 0:26 me, when a shadow walks through the hallway.

  • @CadaverJunky8
    @CadaverJunky8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You keep wearing leather and you can pierce whatever you want, bby

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @CadaverJunky8
      @CadaverJunky8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@namelessking9399 ok bitch where is it

  • @hybridone890
    @hybridone890 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has put me to sleep every time. It's so effective that when I wake up in the middle of the night I just listen to it again and fall right back asleep. Thanks much Fred!!

  • @jacobescamilla9256
    @jacobescamilla9256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly hes lowkey being nice but also being mean and I'm so confused 😂😂

  • @Mooose._21
    @Mooose._21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thor have so many skill and jobs at the same time im pretty impressed

  • @unicorn21686
    @unicorn21686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fred in guyliner is a good look dude!!!
    Poshest piercing parlour ever 😂

  • @scorchinorphan1687
    @scorchinorphan1687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, we got the Johnny Depp of Jobs over here, one day he’s working at a library as a librarian, another he’s working at a video game store, then he decided he didn’t like Batman, let’s not forget working at a sleep clinic or being a movie director, or even that one time he was making potions at Hogwarts. Oh and we can’t forget the Barber.

  • @giulianoobispo6354
    @giulianoobispo6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ASMR of arrow and oliver queen

  • @sirenwolfx
    @sirenwolfx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:20 As someone with eyeball glass plugs I feel attacked 😂 It looks like the eye of Sauron. I would love to show up at 'Friendly" Fred's shop... with all my piercings and tattoos and listen to him roast me 🤣