If You Laugh, You Lose! (Physics Edition)

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  • @rickjones871
    @rickjones871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    A physicist was walking past a building when he looks up and sees a guy about to jump. He yelled out. Don't do it, you have so much potential

  • @davidio1946
    @davidio1946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7317

    So this is what physics majors do in their dorms not party but tell relatively funny jokes.

    • @praveenvijeyakumar741
      @praveenvijeyakumar741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +904

      "relatively funny" I see what you did there.

    • @geethakochukunju3757
      @geethakochukunju3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dor ms ahhaha

    • @jenl732
      @jenl732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      DID YOU JUST

    • @rubansrirambabu7771
      @rubansrirambabu7771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Much better than partying and raving to crap music that y'all call EDM...I'd rather listen to heavy metal and rock-n-roll...

    • @geethakochukunju3757
      @geethakochukunju3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@rubansrirambabu7771 niga wtf u talking about?

  • @sh33pboi
    @sh33pboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    Christian Doppler was wondering why the baseball looked blue.
    Then it hit him.

    • @johnuferbach9166
      @johnuferbach9166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      woo, finally one i can understand xD

    • @username6630
      @username6630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Christian Doppler was wondering why his girlfriend was red. Then, he realised...

    • @Karthik-lq4gn
      @Karthik-lq4gn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow 👌👌

    • @jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti
      @jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dun geddit.

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti username doesn't check out

  • @MrSamMaloney
    @MrSamMaloney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6353

    Why was the quantum physicist bad at sex? Because when he found the position he couldn't find the momentum and when he found the momentum he couldn't find the position.

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      samuel maloney replace quantum physicist by heinsenberg

    • @MrSamMaloney
      @MrSamMaloney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      That is a good idea. Next time I tell the joke I will say Heinsenberg was bad at sex.

    • @nousername8877
      @nousername8877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GOLD

    • @雀-t6c
      @雀-t6c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m gonna remember this one

    • @isaacobamehinti7030
      @isaacobamehinti7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mowfling why? But he was a quantum physicist.

  • @g.v.3493
    @g.v.3493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    One atom says to the other “I just lost an electron”
    The other says “Are you sure?”
    The first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”

    • @Skepticalresident
      @Skepticalresident 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😁

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Why don't people invite matter and antimatter to the same conferences?
      Because when they get together they take everything too lightly.

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanalving3785 lol

    • @nipunkothari5518
      @nipunkothari5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old

    • @tavasp
      @tavasp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is actually hilarious

  • @justinchampagne1729
    @justinchampagne1729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    "This joke is trivial and is left as an exercise to the listener."
    That really did hurt.

  • @tnvmadhav2442
    @tnvmadhav2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4800

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
    The first one asks for a pint.
    The second asks for half a pint.
    The third asks for a quarter pint.
    The bartender stops them and pours 2 pints and says
    "Know your limits"

    • @boomerzilean
      @boomerzilean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      3 mathematicians walk into a bar.
      Bartender asks: "So do you all want a beer?"
      First mathematician: "I dont know."
      Second mathematician: "I dont know."
      Third mathematician: "Yes."

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hockeypaul I wonder how many people actually get that...

    • @karthiksriram4632
      @karthiksriram4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boomerzilean haha

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@boomerzilean yeah i didn't get it 😰

  • @glaonji3383
    @glaonji3383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5264

    Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
    Because he couldn’t resistor

    • @yousefnoori
      @yousefnoori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmaooooo I lost my shit 😂😂

    • @imfermion206
      @imfermion206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha lol

    • @JN-uz8wx
      @JN-uz8wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaaaaaa

    • @JN-uz8wx
      @JN-uz8wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Why did mr voltmeter marry ms voltmeter?
      He saw potential

    • @Ezio15147
      @Ezio15147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @schnitzel902
    @schnitzel902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    Einstein walked into a bar at 101 percent the speed of light. The bartender looks at him an says: "Aren't you a little bit too young to be here?"

    • @wevertonalves1651
      @wevertonalves1651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      RagingTom No, faster than speed light doesn’t equate to the ability of nature to travel in the past.

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Einstein leaves the bar at 200% the speed of light. Then he walks in.

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@wevertonalves1651 Yes it does. If you can travel faster than light, you can traverse a closed timelike curve and arrive before you left. It isn't as simple as just going faster than light, but the connection is still solid. Certainly more solid than Schrodinger and that cat, given he was really using the cat as a way to redicule certain views of quantum mechanics and not to demonstrate the theory.

    • @mohammadshakeri721
      @mohammadshakeri721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Sam_on_TH-cam the speed limit of universe is the speed of light so when you get close to it time slows down to make you not get past the limit. So you can't get past the speed of light

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mohammadshakeri721 That is one way to explain it. There are several explanations that are mathematically identical. The joke still stands. Nothing says you can't go faster than light, just that you can't cross the light barrier. If you are going faster than light, light speed becomes a lower speed limit. That said, it seems nothing actually DOES go faster than light, even if special relativity allows for it.

  • @nebunu1702
    @nebunu1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7772

    Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?
    he is 0K now.

    • @attilathenun
      @attilathenun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      NebunuUploads Niceeee

    • @karrensusan4825
      @karrensusan4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂

    • @ifrazali3052
      @ifrazali3052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @theblasters5378
      @theblasters5378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty good

    • @PDXDario
      @PDXDario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reading this made me so angry like beyond comprehension

  • @eazystudios164
    @eazystudios164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3517

    Don't tell noble gas jokes
    You'll get no reaction

    • @snehshah4973
      @snehshah4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That was actually a good one....

    • @jayantraj5012
      @jayantraj5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But you will

    • @user-us5kq2yv3e
      @user-us5kq2yv3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Na* . This ain't funny

    • @krishnakireetitata2385
      @krishnakireetitata2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😑(no reaction)

    • @HandsomeInsaan
      @HandsomeInsaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good one! The comment section is another world of physics, no, science jokes😆

  • @Kandiflip
    @Kandiflip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2825

    I don't even study physics wtf am I doing here and laughing

    • @jayknowles2146
      @jayknowles2146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Physics is just complicated maths

    • @meisterschiumpf9759
      @meisterschiumpf9759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Hasti Thakkar I mean i dont study it because im seventeen years old

    • @uniqhnd23
      @uniqhnd23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the perfect description of me watching the video

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jayknowles2146 "physics is maths in motion." -me, 2014.
      Im so proud of myself for coming up with that. :P

    • @ElPsyKongroo
      @ElPsyKongroo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hasti Thakkar except yall and electrical engineers do negative flow of electrons for those circuit calculations. As a chemistry major when I took physics 2 that pissed me off lol. Why not just make it the positive flow of electrons?

  • @AterNyctos
    @AterNyctos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
    It was a polar bear

    • @sithlordbinks
      @sithlordbinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ha
      ha
      ha

    • @bummeryyy6306
      @bummeryyy6306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darknyct why did I read it as beer at first? It didn’t make any sense, I get it it now

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sithlordbinks exactly my response

    • @sithlordbinks
      @sithlordbinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huhulili9021 lol

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sithlordbinks no you dont understand, I literally laughed 3 short times, pausing after each laugh...

  • @omkarsukthankar7371
    @omkarsukthankar7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Schrodinger’s electron walks into a bar, and does not.

  • @samspeed6271
    @samspeed6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    These are too good. I'm going to inflict these on my friends in the not so distant future.
    Meanwhile, my contribution:
    Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
    Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am."
    "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone."
    Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!"
    The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?"
    "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger.
    The cop moves to arrest them all.
    Ohm resists

  • @slothFPV
    @slothFPV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    Wjat do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
    Nothing, you cant cross a vector and a scalar

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      O.... M.... G.... Someone paid attention during Intro Physics :D

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @Hasti Thakkar Ok, if you weren't being sarcastic, here is the joke: scalars are numbers. If I were to say that I moved 10 units away from a point, it just means I moved 10 units in any direction. Scalars do not have a directional component. But if I were to say I move 10 units in the +X direction, it means that I moved this ten units in the X axis, to the right because it's in the positive. A vector has direction. As a result, you can't cross multiply a set of vectors and scalars because you don't know the directional component of the scalar.
      The second part of the joke is that mosquitoes carry diseases. And anything that can transmit diseases is referred to as a vector. Then a mountain climber scales mountains, colloquially; a scalar.
      Kind of ruins the joke when it needs to be explained, but just so you know the joke, there it is :)

    • @TheSentientCloud
      @TheSentientCloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Hasti Thakkar think of it this way. Vectors have extra specific things attached to it. It's a different "species" than a scalar is. Cross products are only applicable to vectors and other vectors. They simply aren't compatible!

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Hasti Thakkar - Ahahahaha sorry mate, only just saw your replys. Yeah no worries at all. Doesn't ruin it for those that already have the info, but if they don;t they can open the comments and find out why now. So it's a good thing! (This I saw by how many likes the joke has had since you asked for it to be explained, more people like it now!)

    • @AnimeCritical
      @AnimeCritical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sloth FPV Omg this joke has so many layers to it.. Amazing!

  • @seanjhardy
    @seanjhardy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    Uranium-238 walks into a bar
    turns around and says "on second thoughts, gotta split'

    • @freethinkers9850
      @freethinkers9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Hardy lmao

    • @merubindono
      @merubindono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Allahu ahkbar

    • @turtato2155
      @turtato2155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Hardy *boom*

    • @stargazer6216
      @stargazer6216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It world work better with uranium-235, Instagram of 238 because uranium’s half life is 4.4 billion years, and the splitting uranium 235 nuclei takes place in fission

    • @stargazer6216
      @stargazer6216 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But who’s to judge

  • @MichaelEdwards18
    @MichaelEdwards18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    This video combined my two favourite things, physics, and bad jokes. This was beautiful hahaha

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Michael Edwards Thanks for the comment! I tried to make sure the jokes were original

    • @bjap1563
      @bjap1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AndrewDotsonvideos To be honest!
      It lacks the punchline.
      And in truth,big brains have a terrible sense of humour(kinda get offended over silly things).

  • @protondecay4607
    @protondecay4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Heisenberg was driving his car.
    He knew his position, but he didn't know his exact velocity.
    Then, two officers approached him, and said, "Sir, you were driving at 100km/h! That is way too fast"
    "Great... Now I am lost" Heisenberg replied.

    • @saxo689
      @saxo689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heisenberg jokes are the best.

    • @rdoo04
      @rdoo04 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they used this one in big bang theory 😂

    • @jhopeinthebox2922
      @jhopeinthebox2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?!!😵

    • @samspeed6271
      @samspeed6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I saw an expanded version of this joke and it's gold.
      Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over.
      Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
      Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am."
      "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone."
      Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!"
      The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?"
      "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger.
      The cop moves to arrest them all.
      Ohm resists

    • @pulverizedpeanuts
      @pulverizedpeanuts ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the officers were only able to approach him after his car stopped, at which point his velocity became apparent(0m/s). So technically, he was lost even before the police officers told him what speed he was driving at

  • @yannickcukiermanyannick4779
    @yannickcukiermanyannick4779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
    2, one to hold the bulb and another to rotate the universe"

  • @piousseph6219
    @piousseph6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I once asked my lab partner if he had any sodium bromate. He said Na BrO

    • @boomerzilean
      @boomerzilean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMg that is so funny!

    • @soumilaggarwal3392
      @soumilaggarwal3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NaBrO is actually Sodium Hypobromite. Sodium Bromate is NaBrO3.

    • @joshuaanoruo973
      @joshuaanoruo973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder how your lab partner reacted

    • @chdachmen3274
      @chdachmen3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@soumilaggarwal3392 I guess when you joke about chemistry you got to find the right balance

  • @ゾカリクゾ
    @ゾカリクゾ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Simon won because of the moustache lol

    • @bitterbob30
      @bitterbob30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought he should be docked at least three points for the unfair advantage.

  • @KillGui007
    @KillGui007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    The bartender said, hi what would you like to drink.
    The Tachion walked into the bar

    • @vlix123
      @vlix123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KillGui007 NOICE. Ima steal that one

    • @TheGrimravager
      @TheGrimravager 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      heh, not many will get it though

    • @KillGui007
      @KillGui007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only 26D string theorist :p

    • @KillGui007
      @KillGui007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And of course some Italians for some years :p

    • @Adi-oc7vu
      @Adi-oc7vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok this one got me 😂

  • @pi_rand4266
    @pi_rand4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Einstein's wife: Will you give me two things that every physicist wants to know about?
    Einstein : Sure !
    Einstein's wife: I want you to give me Space and Time .
    Einstein : Okay! The second thing ?

  • @physe8052
    @physe8052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    There once was an old Lady called Wright,
    Who could travel much faster than light.
    She left one day,
    In a relative way,
    And returned on the previous night.

    • @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
      @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asher Flanagan What?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's a nice limerick.
      There was this old man from Iraq
      who had an awful big sack
      it dragged on the floor
      and got stuck in the door
      It left a trail from Baghdad and back.
      Although that one is not physics related...

    • @xxfierydragonzxx7477
      @xxfierydragonzxx7477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fergie aka DJ Screw RIP | If you travel faster than light time can go backwards

    • @Gearheart8
      @Gearheart8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asher Flanagan I first read that in a Stephen Hawking lecture. What a great limerick

    • @spaceslav8954
      @spaceslav8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older.

  • @hrperformance
    @hrperformance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    How do merging black holes greet each other???
    With a gravitational wave!!!! :-)

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      underrated

    • @shayanmoosavi9139
      @shayanmoosavi9139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one😂😂😂🤣🤣👍👍

    • @Ezio15147
      @Ezio15147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god😂😂😂😂

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

    • @TMarioC
      @TMarioC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like this one 👍

  • @anirudhsharma3168
    @anirudhsharma3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him.
    As he died, he kept insisting for us to, "be positive," but it's hard to go on without him.

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cursed joke

    • @addas1392
      @addas1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good grief!!!

    • @foolishgruntigluana7041
      @foolishgruntigluana7041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a joke

    • @Webevibing-r7w
      @Webevibing-r7w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@foolishgruntigluana7041 B+ is a blood type, it's a joke buddy

    • @foolishgruntigluana7041
      @foolishgruntigluana7041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Webevibing-r7w I know that, but I definitely won't make a joke out anyone's death no matter how funny. And this wasn't even funny. The 'be positive' phrase could've been used in some better context than his father's death.

  • @ashirahmed3439
    @ashirahmed3439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Whats does a ship and light have in common?
    They both travel at c

    • @shambosaha9727
      @shambosaha9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Better said than written

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shambosaha9727 yup

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shambosaha9727 if he wrote c instead sea

    • @tonyth9240
      @tonyth9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But at least he tried

    • @ashirahmed3439
      @ashirahmed3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tonyth9240 fineee I'll write c

  • @mihailazar2487
    @mihailazar2487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    How academics call something "Boring" :
    Human sciences: Elementary !
    Mathematics : It's Trivial !
    Theoretical Physics : It makes sense !

    • @AdityaKumar-ij5ok
      @AdityaKumar-ij5ok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree on the mathematics part
      An example: Riemann zeta function have many trivial zeros

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AdityaKumar-ij5ok I thought it was infinite. idk many seems finite to me. Maybe the glass is half empty...

    • @Jinx-iw6zb
      @Jinx-iw6zb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how mafia works

    • @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я
      @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlchemistOfNirnroot well, infinite is indeed many

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Infinity isn't a number - it's a concept.

  • @AlpieInternet
    @AlpieInternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Shroedinger wanted to open a box to see what was inside. Curiosity killed the cat.

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alpie Internet would you mind if I... write that down.

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I m not sad cat was already dead though.
      I am not saying it wasn't alive..to be specific.

  • @adenintriphosphat520
    @adenintriphosphat520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    Physics edition: first joke biology, second joke chemistry....

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Lol couldn't exactly screen everyones jokes before the video for relevance. Still thought it turned out good.

    • @Leetcongas
      @Leetcongas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wasn't the first about physics?

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Biology and chemistry are based on physics :)

    • @kingspoyt1103
      @kingspoyt1103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a gay

    • @bobwilkinsonguitar6142
      @bobwilkinsonguitar6142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Physics just so happens to be foundational science which is applicable to many fields of study, theoretically all fields of study

  • @donaldsheahan600
    @donaldsheahan600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Force carrier of friendship = Huggs boson

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol also corona carrier though

    • @Beeza2996
      @Beeza2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Donald Sheahan* Dude you should have way more likes because that that was both funny and wholesome 😂❤️

  • @TheXeroRez
    @TheXeroRez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    So a proton and a neutron walk into a bar, the neutron asks the bartender, "how much for a drink" the bartender replies..."for you...NO CHARGE!" XD

  • @justinfinkel9584
    @justinfinkel9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Fermion 1: "Hey can I borrow your shoes?" Fermion 2: "No way, we don't have the same psi's."

  • @reddwarf9637
    @reddwarf9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Roses are red, roses are blue. It's depending on their velocity to you

  • @mangow8257
    @mangow8257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    What is light
    Baby it hertz me
    Baby it hertz me
    No morse

  • @Aryan-xp2dk
    @Aryan-xp2dk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    .

    • @micahlong2073
      @micahlong2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lol, cringe

    • @leyawonder2306
      @leyawonder2306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oldest joke in the book😂

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ooh god that joke was so bad 😂

    • @beyza2004
      @beyza2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@micahlong2073 the whole video was cringe😂

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were playing in a modern park after a storm, and Einstein also found hundreds of Amperes and Voltas hiding behind a burning tree. That's why he has this messy hair style.

  • @uchihamadara6024
    @uchihamadara6024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The taylor series one was my favourite

  • @Invalid571
    @Invalid571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    50% cringe, 50% funny
    Perfection!

    • @karanpillai5690
      @karanpillai5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @bushidobrown6742
      @bushidobrown6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karan Pillai r/expectedthanos

    • @ajx9698
      @ajx9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Question: are these jokes in mixed state or superposition state?

    • @Invalid571
      @Invalid571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ajx9698
      Superposition state. XD

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its the law of humourodynamics

  • @hayaletneptune416
    @hayaletneptune416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    That last frequency joke was so funny I was laughing so hard, my stomach hertz...

  • @nathanbeer3338
    @nathanbeer3338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    A math teacher walks down the street until he sees the following graffiti:
    I ❤
    Sex
    "Those filthy Marauders!" The teacher called, he took a spray and edited:
    I ❤
    S(ex)dx
    "Always, they always forget to add the dx."

    • @lololol559
      @lololol559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain this

    • @gohassj
      @gohassj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lololol559 the teacher thought the S was a integral

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lololol559 S is integral sign and dx is actually full syntax of integram S ( )dx

    • @NCGamer20
      @NCGamer20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @John Doe +c is added after integration if u add it before hand then u create an extra variable dependant term.

    • @krishnakireetitata2385
      @krishnakireetitata2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God damm math guys. It's funny.

  • @thomasherzog86
    @thomasherzog86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Three students having a physics exam. The question is "whats faster: light or sound?"
    Student 1 says light and the pleased professor asks him for a good reason. The student says "when i switch on the tv, i see the screen before i hear the program." Class failed. Dismissed.
    Student 2 says sound and the baffled professor asks how he could think that. The student says "when i turn on my radio, the sound is already there before i see what channel im on." Class failed. Dismissed.
    Student 3 says, well light of course, and the relieved professor again asks for a good explanation. The student says: "the eyes are closer to the source."

  • @aanchalkumar9283
    @aanchalkumar9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For everyone that can't breathe 'cause they've been going through the comments for too long, here's a space where you can calm down.

  • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
    @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious cross over ever.
    Light: hold my beer.

  • @johnf.stewardson7245
    @johnf.stewardson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    it's interesting to see how everyone looks to a specivic person, this tells you whose approval they find most important

    • @TimSter15
      @TimSter15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So Kelly and Andrew need to go out

    • @TimSter15
      @TimSter15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wait

    • @sundaymanali5854
      @sundaymanali5854 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think id be eye contacting the one i think i can make laugh? like simon never laughed i think and kelly and andrew laughed at everything. so u gotta look at em to score more.

  • @dhruvinvekariya975
    @dhruvinvekariya975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    An electron caught by police and asks:"why u have two passports?? "
    Electron:I have dual indentity

  • @Ewr42
    @Ewr42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I watched this to relieve myself of the pain of Stephen Hawking's death, it almost worked, thanks

  • @AbiRizky
    @AbiRizky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The quantum mechanic is the best!

    • @maxpoppe
      @maxpoppe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah it's kind of obvious what he would say after the "How do you call someone that works on small cars", but it was a clever joke tho

  • @anirudhsharma3168
    @anirudhsharma3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Let's be honest , Nitric Oxide searched for this.

    • @etherealstars5766
      @etherealstars5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NO1. Nice lol

    • @4ltrz555
      @4ltrz555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHY. THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED. NEEDS MORE LIKES. AAAAH.

  • @ClorxxKage
    @ClorxxKage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I've got another one
    Doctor: Are u here for an eye test?
    Patient: Yes how did u know?
    Doctor: Because u entered through the window instead of the door

  • @linuxgaminginfullhd60fps10
    @linuxgaminginfullhd60fps10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everywhere I go I keep seeing this:
    "Heisenberg might have been here."

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    can't tell if Kelly is the most fun-loving or just has the least bodily control 😂😂

  • @tryAGAIN87
    @tryAGAIN87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Why is it pointless to divide by zero or infinity?
    You can't differentiate between the two.

    • @NameisU
      @NameisU 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hm...

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone explain

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fmjjjjn7510 Which part, the differentiation?

    • @jhopeinthebox2922
      @jhopeinthebox2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tryAGAIN87 yea

  • @Scottsummers95
    @Scottsummers95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A photon checks into a hotel
    The hotel clerk- may I help you with your luggage sir.
    The photon - “no thanks. I am carrying light

  • @hassanshaikh3451
    @hassanshaikh3451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    K Ima try my hand at making up bad comedy
    Higgs walked into a bar depressed, the bartender asked what's wrong, he replied that interacting with people in the field weighed on him...
    ...Ima stop...

    • @yahoozaify
      @yahoozaify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna steal that one XD

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was funny

  • @sg2412
    @sg2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My physics professor said I had a lot of potential.
    Then he threw me off the building.

  • @TomTom-se4of
    @TomTom-se4of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar where beers cost 3$. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders 2 beers, the third orders 3 beers. Then, the barman gives them 25 cents and says: "You all pay in advance"

  • @deeprodge14
    @deeprodge14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One day, Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing Hide and Seek. It was Einstein's turn. Pascal went to hide somewhere but Newton drew a square of side 1m and stood on it. When Einstein caught him, Newton said "i am standing on 1m^2 i.e. Newton/m^2, so you caught Pascal, not me". Newton Rocks, Everyone Shocks!

    • @pulkitmohta8964
      @pulkitmohta8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius!

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro i havent enough knowledge for that one

  • @muhammada.habeeb5375
    @muhammada.habeeb5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A neutron walked into a bar and asked about the prices
    The bartender said "for you, no charge"

  • @siddhantsharma8420
    @siddhantsharma8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why was Einstein asked to become the leader of Israel?
    He understood the gravity of the situation.

  • @adityaphatak8590
    @adityaphatak8590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    What is Schrodinger's cat's favorite theory??
    The string theory

    • @himeshthungaturthi3215
      @himeshthungaturthi3215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hasti Thakkar cats like to play with strings

    • @alexandramuller9055
      @alexandramuller9055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What is schroedingers cats favorite book quote?
      "To be, or not to be, that is here the question"

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s just like one joke in the video, and it’s pretty bad.

    • @anand.suralkar
      @anand.suralkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandramuller9055 lol

    • @dustrider9306
      @dustrider9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's better!

  • @user-bi8uh5fq3q
    @user-bi8uh5fq3q 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This cracked me up so bad.... I thoroughly enjoyed it .... Also I was actually studying Physics when I got the notifications

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Darafshan Scarlet really glad to hear feedback like this! I’d like to make more of these funny videos.

  • @fransjaeger
    @fransjaeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Who's the worst mathematician to watch series with?
    Leonhard Speuler

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one got me!

  • @chanh_nguyen.
    @chanh_nguyen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Saw this on tiktok: what’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes?
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    Chemistry jokes are periodically funny while physics jokes have more potential 😂😂 (sorry for my lame ass sense of humor)

  • @richardaversa7128
    @richardaversa7128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    You interact weak with the broson

  • @ojaschandgadkar1409
    @ojaschandgadkar1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In the world full of stress and strain
    Be my young's Modulus

  • @comedyclub333
    @comedyclub333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Heisenberg drives his car way too fast so he gets stopepd by the police.
    Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving?
    heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.

  • @dox1755
    @dox1755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Quantum ducks quark quark oh man dat hertz me :( lol

  • @shoshoahmed5073
    @shoshoahmed5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m still doing my physics degree ...so I come every year to watch this again only to know what they were talking about and I feel proud when I do 😂😂 feel like I am part of this world😆
    Edit: it's my final semester guys time went so fast now I get them all I was laughing so hard🤣

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone: S-
    Kelly: **dies of laughter**

  • @ShadowZZZ
    @ShadowZZZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    simon has an aesthetically pleasing mustache

    • @masterwoeful9470
      @masterwoeful9470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks like Mr. Beast, but with a moustache

    • @ralphcabiling1314
      @ralphcabiling1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@masterwoeful9470 he looks like Mr beast and mario

  • @Kurzux
    @Kurzux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A neutron walks into the bar and asks "How much for a drink?"
    The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

  • @menacegrande254
    @menacegrande254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    driver: Hi engine!
    engine: Turn on the car... then ill torque.

  • @valdemar91
    @valdemar91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I might not be a physics student, but even as an economics student, i find this hilarious. Thanks for the laughs guys, and girl. :D

  • @phantom4902
    @phantom4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have watched this video over 5 times since it was released and I still find it funny and entertaining :)

  • @harrisonhilbert2013
    @harrisonhilbert2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Lim g-> 10m/s^2 (physics)= engineering

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lim engineering -> g(physics) = 9.81m/s²

  • @molybdenum2027
    @molybdenum2027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love how awkward this whole thing is

  • @ClorxxKage
    @ClorxxKage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So I went to the doctor today and he told me "Pick a star sign any star sign" so I said "Capricorn" he said "nah you've got cancer"
    JK I did not get cancer

  • @JD-ym2hg
    @JD-ym2hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One hydrogen atom said to the other “I lost an electron”
    The other one replied “are you sure”
    The first one said “I’m positive”

  • @Mrwiseguy101690
    @Mrwiseguy101690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Taylor series joke was gold

  • @jorgetrevino325
    @jorgetrevino325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Schrodinger cat:
    “Please let me out”

  • @Kyorororo
    @Kyorororo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I thought the Transformers punchline was going to be "It was a step down/up"

    • @HG_Mujaahid
      @HG_Mujaahid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilaribad same lol or something to do with genuine transformers lol

    • @weinerglory
      @weinerglory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha this would've been good also

  • @lewiselmy7269
    @lewiselmy7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A mathematician had a problem, but a but physicist found a solution.
    The mathematician said no it, it was too complex

  • @booksinwoods1319
    @booksinwoods1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The difficulty in this game is if you don't laugh they'll question your intelligence.

  • @Josh-xh9qn
    @Josh-xh9qn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm not even a Physics major, but I laughed at all these jokes 🤣

  • @MrUtah1
    @MrUtah1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy 1: what did you learn about energy last lesson?
    Guy 2: Oh nothing. We just got some work done

  • @ronthedon8730
    @ronthedon8730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching this instead of studying for my physics test tmrw

  • @rickjones871
    @rickjones871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bartender says. We don't serve your kind in here, you'll have to leave.
    A time traveler walks into the bar

  • @vcs8261
    @vcs8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SO IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT DUDE LOOKING LIKE A BRITISH VERSION OF MR BEAST????

  • @hananwani4418
    @hananwani4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well it feels good to see Friedrich Neitzche finally happy.

  • @Cyberfreak1992
    @Cyberfreak1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve Tachyons."
    ...
    ...
    ...
    A Tachyon walks into a bar.

  • @jojo-dh7ij
    @jojo-dh7ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would have laughed in every joke to let them think I know physics

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Did you hear about the new transformers movie? It's a big step up.

    • @sgc1505
      @sgc1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This deserves more love

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sgc1505 Thank you. It is among the better jokes I've written, which says more about my prowess as a joke writer than the quality of the joke.

    • @sgc1505
      @sgc1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sam_on_TH-cam lul

    • @nischay4760
      @nischay4760 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So spot on!amazing

  • @antoni583
    @antoni583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That girl has a mad crush on Andrew. Every time she laughed she looked at him with bright eyes.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for this video full of amazing bad physics jokes.

  • @leeladhar7468
    @leeladhar7468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bet they too are in peer pressure when they dont get it

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Red Shirt guys and mustache guys jokes were hilarious

  • @integral5294
    @integral5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What type of relationship are blackhole's into?
    Singularity

  • @anamacha5209
    @anamacha5209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just discovered these and love them! I can’t wait for grad school to be this nerdy 😂

  • @hotsaucebeliever
    @hotsaucebeliever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The on and off awkwardness , I love it. Can't be STEM without it