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Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious-looking week and uncover guests Milton Jones, Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh.
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"I'm Richard Dawkins, goodnight, and godble-shit."
FUCK that made me laugh my ass off.
My entry: "I have successfully spliced the genes of a tube sock and a great white shark. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the ferret!"
Gotta love milton!
"Next, to demonstrate chaos theory, we've made Boris Johnson Prime Minister and unleashed a deadly respiratory infectious disease."
i was in the audience for this recording..it was so freakin' AWESOME!!
"I did have here a pie chart to demonstrate obesity; um......." LOL! :)
lol the dna joke gets me everytime x)
Milton is a guy you can't help but laugh at before he says something (in good way!)
My entry:
'Dispatches presents dissecting frogs: Scientific learning or the cold hard fact that the human race is just plain ****ed up?'
I'm not gonna lie, Milton Jones cracked me up on this one. Especially his DNA and Alexander Graham Ben gags. Hell, I don't think there were any comics on this week who weren't funny...
Gee Mister Wizard, that was a fun lesson about male anatomy. Are you sure I can't tell my parents?
''Snowflakes are often associated with winter but in this day and age snowflakes are often seen all year round''
MC squared XD
MC³
@@danielbyrne9007 mc²
i love milton's joke. you know, the one he did in this video. the one where it says stuff to convey his point.
You’ll have to be more specific.
Milton, Hugh and sometimes Russell are funny as hell
Only Milton can make the audience laugh before the punchline.
My Entry:
"The size of this new planet is the largest that NASA has ever encountered and its mass almost triples that of Jupiter. Because of this scientists have decided to name the planet your mom"
I swear I've hear Jimmy Carr use something exactly like this? 🤔
@@themanlybeard9212 Maybe he did. or something like it
"Yourmomsanus"
.. I would LOVE to see Boris on mushrooms haha.
Should've been the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympics
Milton Jones.... sheer brilliance!
Milton is the fucking best. I adore his faces, his accents and of course, his jokes :P
My Entry:
"Now that we've stitched the body parts together, all we need to do now is wait for a lightning to strike the conductor and hopefully, our creation will come to life."
Didn't buses stop using conductors? Probably after Dr Frankenstein tried to get his monster a child travel pass.
"For Einstein it would be easy for a DJ name. He chose MC Squared."
Genius.
Would have been better had he said 'E rather than He...
Milton is legend
Im a meerkat, shes not lying... too funny
My Entry: Wait wait, shit is it meant to be doing that?!
I was expecting a religious joke aside from the Richard Dawkins one.
The topic is science, not religion. They're not at all similar.
The Philosopher I know, but just saying, based on these folks work I was expecting one.
Deaglan Cullen Yeah I guess.
atheism and religion are very much the same thing....atheists base all their belief systems on the lies of the kabbalah - the big bang, the universe being 13.5 billion years old, heliocentricity, evolution etc....the priests of babylon (the catholic church) have all given modern renderings to these lies - copernicus, georges lemaitre etc....and atheists lap them up like the fools they are - with zero scientific evidence
tiarnan well that was a wonderfully stupid comment. Thanks for the entertainment
"OY ESCHCAPED FRUMM DA PETRI DISH.... WHAT AM IIII?!!?"
Crop circles - Myth or bollox? 😂😂
"I've been Richard Dawkins. Goodnight and God bless. SHIT!" LOL
Milton Jones-LEGEND
Hugh Dennis-LEGEND
Jack Whitehall-awesome
Russell Howard-awesome
Holly Walsh-has her moments
Andy Parsons-has his moments
I love the way Andy Parsons says "Piece of Piss" :)
I seen DJ mc2 after Marco V once, the crowd was a mass and the strobe lights were pure energy!
LMAOOO!!! i bloody love Hugh Dennis.
And people say the Britisch have sense of humor! Just loveing Mock The Week:)
0:43 to 0:50
This is my favourite.
That MC2 thing was hilarious!
"Coming up next on Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie, with the help of the build team, test the myth of the existence of an afterlife!"
By Brendon, I love Milton...hahahahaha
1:30 More like Unlikely things to hear in a history documentary.
Holly Walsh - I really like her on this show and her style of humour integrates well with the regulars.
your comment is best read in a robot voice
She seems a lot more mature here than in other shows she's been on, where she seems to play on the ditsy blonde role more...
I love Milton!! :D
Lol to ALL of Milton's jokes!!!!
Also- stares at Russel's pecks... *Drools, swoons*
Sploosh
One of my favourite Scenes we'd like to see
I love the last one it never gets old
"Apart from the human, the only animal to enjoy having sex is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"I'm a meerkat, she's not lying."
Omg, too cute :P
hugh dennis does a cute hand swing after his jokes!
This just in: Jack Whitehall will be starring in a documentary about red dogs. _Big_ red dogs.
“Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... that's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Now all that's left is to draw the transmutation circle."
I ate the pie chart, Milton!! :P
Boris Johnson in a room with an Aardvark and some magic mushrooms.
To demonstrate Newton's Third Law of Motion, we've put Timmy here on rollerskates and attached a JATO rocket to him. *whoosh* We're going to need another Timmy!
I love how Jack Whitehall has to learn down towards the microphone...
Milton could be Doctor 5.
ohhh i always love it when they do this bit in mock the the week the guy who came up first is well funny !!!!
1890 - The car is invented, and engine breaks down immediately. Inventor gets ecstatic: "the car is here to stay."
1896- The germans made the first asphalt concrete road, then hangs it up on the wall to get it out of the way.
1900 - New manufacturing technique give more horse powers, wheat consumption increases.
1908 - After 19 failed attempts does Ford finally get their breakthrough with the T-model.
1913 - Audi stops putting tools in the gear box, car lifespan increases dramatically.
oh mr with the picnic table shirt, i like the way you slag off gillian :D
Love the way Jack says "Dappy off of N-Dubz" in one of the poshest accents ever heard
4 people were never hugged as a child.
Milton needs to become a regular tbh
I would love to see the Boris Johnson on magic mushrooms
@TheT33g
Not sure if you remember:
Wes Mantooth: "Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. (laughs goofily) Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys. (laughs goofily)"
Brick: "Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"
No idea what cameron was going on about... but that was where "the toilet store" part came from...
I love this show :)
I choked on my drink for a moment at the Dawkins joke.
Milton Jones is a live-action version of Beauregard the janitor from the Muppet Show.
I think it's the bit, "because I was never hugged as a child" afterwards because she's unlikely to admit that...
Jack Whitehall - It is called UNLIKELY things in a science programme. What you said about Gillian McKieth is Likely.
Does anyone notice at 2:35 that Russell Howard still has his Meerkat hands up?
Hi, I'm Dr Gillian McKeith and I am best known for fainting multiple times in a jungle
little fun fact, an "MC" or "Master of Cermonies" is not a DJ, he's more of a dancer who gets the crowd pumping
LMFAO. Tonight we'll be discussing molecular science. Our guests are Sir Patrick Moore, Robert Winston, and Dappy off of N-Dubz
Whys russel howard stand with his chest flexed loool,
@Kerriangel there are so many! it was 3hours worth of recording. painful after a while but loads more answers and brilliant! Milton Jones was so much funnier without takes as well!
lol. "He would be MC^2" YES!!! XD
lol at the dna joke
Aaaannd the search for 2491cc's comment begins.
Food - Check
Water - Check
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Lets do this!
I wish I was that Meerkat
Holly should be on more, haven't seen her do a full Stand up routine though.
i love milton jones :D
@sionnyn No, it stands for Douglas Noel Adams.
Can't believe people come here to hate.
If you don't like the people featured, don't watch it?
People are probably jealous of poor Jack because he's a lot more attractive than they are xD
Also Cold Air Balloon LOLL.
Best one yet.
if milton is right, then we have had wrong number conversations for 120 years. And still no-one knows what the correct etiquette is.
You should guess what I want to say. Why did you cancel this show?
My enter: lady’s and gentleman we have finally found big foot.... his name is Dave and he’s just a very hairy man with big feet
do i sense a spark between Holly and Russell?
"I'm Richard Dawkins. Goodnight, and God bless.....SHIT!!!!"
haha the media studies one
Poor aardvark!!! 😂
Im almost 100% certain that most of the people in the audience did not get the "cold air balloon" joke
1:41 So good
"And that's how we can prove, that aluminium is gay."
@THETAILSDOLLISREAL 2:19 after he plays with her joke, she looks down, as he walks over, so as not to make eye contact with him, but smiling at the same time, not laughing outright, because she wants to keep her composure and not embarrass herself. He, on the other hand, makes an open joke implying that he and holly have had sex, perhaps as invitation for said occurrence to actually come true… thats what i call a spark!
FOR SCIENCE! 🤖
And Russell howard is epic btw he's better on good news:P
Yeah i agree with pretty much all of that. I'd probably put Andy in only okay though. And probably put Milton down as legend, also d:
I don't know. Russell's humour seems to be alright to me, Andy is still funny in his own right, and yeah, Hugh is still great.
Boris Johnson + aadvark + magic mushrooms =
yeah russell's right that woudl be chaos
Bahaha it took me a while to get the DNA joke xD
So did Flipper
Who wants to see what happens if I get covered in the elephant toothpaste experiment?
I liked her first joke, pretty good in my opinion.