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    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
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  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Andy and Hugh taking the piss out of Dara was amazing.

  • @human2069
    @human2069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "does it burn anything other than Bunsen".everyone thought it was a joke but little do they know it was a literal question that Rob Beckett still doesn't know the answer to

  • @hohee2355
    @hohee2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Just when you think it’s over.. Hugh: “I work with Dara O’Briain 😂

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    For anyone that doesnt know, Dara has a physics degree.

    • @caeert2962
      @caeert2962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And a phenomenal head.

    • @housequakeb6866
      @housequakeb6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And he presses a little button.

    • @bonnie1020a
      @bonnie1020a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But all he gets to do in this bit is press a little buzzer

    • @EmperorZelos
      @EmperorZelos ปีที่แล้ว

      Good joke mate.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it’s why I only mock how little he does on mock the week, the popularity of his other shows, his legs, his hair, his resemblance to mascots and the fact that despite being perfect for the role he never played Mycroft Holmes.
      But I will not mock his intellect, I was a student of story structure economics and mathematics. Physics, chemistry, and biology is utterly lost on me.

  • @NewfieMan98
    @NewfieMan98 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always love when Rob Beckett explains his joke afterwards. "ee's old, innit" and "ee's racist innit"

  • @bomberman1012
    @bomberman1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "Let the protons see the electrons" holy shit I was actually crying with laughter

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My face had never been straighter after he said that

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bomberman101 explain the joke to me please i REALLY didnt get it.

    • @aliciawilliamson3010
      @aliciawilliamson3010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's a mick take of the show take me out

    • @CMR_1317
      @CMR_1317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Protons and electrons are opposite charge, and opposites attract

    • @The--Illusion
      @The--Illusion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zing!

  • @MrCool2monkey
    @MrCool2monkey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Things you wouldn't hear on a show hosted by Dara O'Brien

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +MrCool2monkey impossible scenes we'd like to see. unlikely things to hear on mock the week

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My entry: quality

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * Ó Briain

    • @tyrxian6452
      @tyrxian6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 * O'Brian

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie Pollard wrong

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    50% of this is aimed at Dara O'Brien

  • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
    @mitchdesertsquiddogaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Oh god, everyone has been going all the lengths for Dara O'Brien jokes and they all were hilarious, especially when Andy Parsons referenced his buzzing pressing shenanigans! XD

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how the first Dara joke opened the floodgates

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    PHD - Phenomenal head dara XD

  • @CelebrianUndomiel
    @CelebrianUndomiel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'm crying this just turned into a Dara O'Brien roast

  • @blueberrysquid0950
    @blueberrysquid0950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Mock -The Week- Dara O'Brein

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It’s funny how it only took two jokes for everyone to start ripping on Dara for the rest of the round.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell a group of comedians not to make jokes about something and guess what happens

  • @ChristopherJSmith-is3ud
    @ChristopherJSmith-is3ud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "he's old en he"

    • @barry9174
      @barry9174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's dead en he

    • @np2155
      @np2155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@barry9174 lmao rip

    • @potterpotty01
      @potterpotty01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP Sir Bruce

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My enter:
    "Well, I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise...he did the mash."

    • @guyincognito5663
      @guyincognito5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ROFL in 2020

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did the monster mash

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Shakes-Off-Fear
      It was a grave yard smash

  • @nightwolf0707
    @nightwolf0707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The Dara bashing at the end tho, that's why this is my favourite one xD

  • @izzieb7460
    @izzieb7460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how this turned into roasting Dara

  • @Kawiturbo750
    @Kawiturbo750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Really nice to see a true 1080p. I laughed so hard that I'm stopping it and re-watching the whole episode.

  • @krispy529
    @krispy529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Dara was really under attack here!

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Phenomenal head Dara.

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love when they roast Dara 🤣

  • @Azay_N
    @Azay_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the Dara jokes! 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After the first Dara reference they all wanted to roast him lol

  • @BigD1987
    @BigD1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Scientists have discovered a black hole so big, Dara O'Briain's head can fit inside it."
    I had to do it XD

  • @lotsoflovefromchloe2742
    @lotsoflovefromchloe2742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how they just started joking about Dara😂

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When faced with all the evidence, this flat-earther has accepted that he was wrong and that the Earth is actually spherical.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:26 It’s like Drew Carey once said in a similar situation: “I have the power to hire and fire.”

  • @gracebellamy586
    @gracebellamy586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Dara O'Briain is a legend, too!

  • @Azay_N
    @Azay_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always like it when they joke about Dara 😅😅😅

  • @Keithbarber
    @Keithbarber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dara o'brein often had the piss taken out of him but he always laughed it off well

  • @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis
    @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Unlikely things Dara would say needs to be next

  • @TheADzioba
    @TheADzioba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:06 - And the roasting began . . .

  • @SamOwenI
    @SamOwenI 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Did anyone else notice @ 1:49 Tiff tells an identical joke to Holly Walsh's one in series 8, episode 4, unlikely things to hear in a science programme?
    Perhaps I am sad for noticing that, I'll grab my coat now...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SamOwenI totally, I heard it and went...uht! stolen from Holly Walsh....only Holly finished it with an explicative....way funnier.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SamOwenI when she said that i though the same thing. all they are doing is stealing each others jokes.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +SamOwenI That's not the first time jokes have been repeated.

    • @ZeGiles
      @ZeGiles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +SamOwenI Saw that too, though Holly's delivery was better.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      totes

  • @TRASHoftheTITANS
    @TRASHoftheTITANS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "So you're saying you stole all the manganese because you have a fetish for cartoon legs?"

  • @epic0tom113
    @epic0tom113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They need to do things dara o brien would never say

  • @ngzhuhan4385
    @ngzhuhan4385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!"

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Hugh has really aged recently, still the funniest man alive however

    • @soeffingwhat
      @soeffingwhat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Thomas Hague He's probably made to look like that with the Beard cos he may have been working on a Film or TV series at the same time he did this.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scientists in Leicester have proved that there are many deficiencies with I before e except after c

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they all Joke about Dara at the end.

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Dawkins joke made me cry

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ed Byrne chose the wrong show to miss this time.

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    According to scientists, a buzzing sound can be heard from anywhere in the world when a great joke is told

  • @TheDarkestSmurf
    @TheDarkestSmurf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holly Walsh did the exact same Dawkins joke five years earlier.

  • @P.E.Streams
    @P.E.Streams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:06 and so the roasting begins

  • @tomporter8849
    @tomporter8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:49 that Dawkins joke was copied from Holly Walsh in a previous episode of the show

  • @CaviteChe
    @CaviteChe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Keeps getting better with each episode!

    • @CaviteChe
      @CaviteChe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      32276j monkey Not a problem chap, been couple years since I started watching season one and ever season to date, to get caught up. Might have to revisit those episodes. Although Andy and Hugh are the most consistent. Hilarious when Dara became the topic of several jokes recently.
      Appreciate that you were not a wanker, looking for attention. May search for some of the best of or bits that had to be edited out. Still amazes me how freely they can speak on the BBC, compared to American non cable channels!

  • @zbudda
    @zbudda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you enter Dara Obriain in the TH-cam search box...great minds think alike.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''Here's the spin off of One Born Every Minute it's One Pops Their Clogs Every 3 Seconds''

  • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
    @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Is it me, or is Hugh Denis the only really funniest one there?..

    • @Volound
      @Volound 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ConstantlyCurvy xo frankie boyle seemed to elevate the rest of them, back when he was still there.
      i only watched it for frankie, in hindsight.

    • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
      @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Frankie Boyle is not funny, he VILE! Period!

    • @peterpiperdiedharper
      @peterpiperdiedharper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ConstantlyCurvy xo hahhaha you said vile and period in one sentence.. hahaahaa u r just like franky.

    • @Volound
      @Volound 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ConstantlyCurvy xo thats just your bad opinion. this show died when frankie was laid off.

    • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
      @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and why was he laid off? HMM!

  • @torkelsvenson6411
    @torkelsvenson6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:04 It's funny though, because Palin actually accepts the teachings of evolution. Shocking, I know.

  • @chickenkebabandchips251
    @chickenkebabandchips251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Too hard to keep a straight face at 2:49

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, so now we’re going to dissect frogs. If you do get grossed out, ask Chris Garton to help you with all of your dissections. (True story of what happened in biology class in high school)

  • @WarzoneVincent
    @WarzoneVincent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never. EVER. Show you are uncomfortable to a comedian. It's like throwing yourself to slaughter.

  • @kierankasey
    @kierankasey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like that look Dara gave. Like Jaysus, what did I ever do to you?

  • @Jafs
    @Jafs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dara o Brian grilling

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phenomenal Head Dara

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dara O’Brien what would we do without him

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 -- Considering that the category is "Things You _Wouldn't_ Hear on a Science Documentary," Romesh's apparent suck-up is actually more of a subtle dig at Dara. 🙃

  • @jaedee6406
    @jaedee6406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahahah my man! Let the protons see the electron

  • @johnnymilne552
    @johnnymilne552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Two greats who are sadly no longer with us. RIP sir Bruce Forsyth. RIP professor Stephen Hawking xx

  • @astridbirgitteovern7662
    @astridbirgitteovern7662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sarah Palin......almost forgotten about her. Thanks for reviving the memory. Like John Cleese told Michael Palin: «You’re not the funniest Palin anymore».

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''For years he tried to work out one equation and now he has. Wayne Rooney finally knows that 2+2 equals 4''

  • @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
    @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:57
    straight ripped from super hans on peep show; 'this crack is quite more-ish'

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:49 oh

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here I am in the sea where I have found a pineapple.
    Hopefully there should be a sea sponge and their pet snail inside.

  • @colincartwright6498
    @colincartwright6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does Dara put up with these guys?

  • @kashgarinn
    @kashgarinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's P45 a reference to?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s equivalent to a pink slip here in the U.S.

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe Stephen hawking is gone
    He will never do that show with Dara O’Brian wearing a silly hat

  • @farhanurmiah2635
    @farhanurmiah2635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone know where the hat reference is from ?

  • @johnathonroberts8200
    @johnathonroberts8200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They just ROASTING him

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Thomas Hague: I think it's the beard making him look older.

  • @zuckmedic
    @zuckmedic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dont understand what he said in 1:40... captain?

    • @Riggy1991
      @Riggy1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denzel James Lim cup of tea

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We have finally found out the how crops circles happen. Its just a tractor with a plougher that drives around in a circle''

  • @michc4286
    @michc4286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rob becket stole the cocaine being Moreish joke from peep show and changes crack to cocaine

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ''Black holes actually do exist you just have to wait until the poppers have kicked in''

  • @marcscooltube123
    @marcscooltube123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rob beckets pauses at the end are far too long

  • @widecheese5444
    @widecheese5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That chick ripped off the “ Richard Dawkins” joke

  • @danhowe3795
    @danhowe3795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    isn't this a big mad world but enough about your BMW let's get to the documentary

  • @IAmNeil
    @IAmNeil 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I MISS ANDY PARSONS SO MUCH

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have got a PHD. a pretty huge (you know)
    that was off friends.

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "He's old, in' he?"

  • @KempoYoutubeChannel
    @KempoYoutubeChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They have a point though, why is dara on stargazing?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he's got a degree in physics and is a keen amateur astronomer?

  • @Liam-qn2kn
    @Liam-qn2kn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankenstein based on a scooby doo story

  • @dancingwithnature5303
    @dancingwithnature5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    From 1 Ó Bhriain to another, sláinte!

  • @codyhannahmary83
    @codyhannahmary83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A+ Miles Jupp

  • @macsomeum87
    @macsomeum87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We lied: the earth is flat.

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In this episode of Our Universe, we'll be looking at the rings around Uranus.

  • @shayanm3788
    @shayanm3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn I just realized Dara O’Brien studied theoretical physics and maths

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And everyone else just realized they would watch a podcast with Dara and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 I'm a life-long atheist/antitheist but find it difficult to completely change my language. It's so ingrained to say "Thank God for that!" when your bus finally arrives and difficult to paraphrase it. I've heard Christopher Hitchens say "Thank God". One thing I'll never say/sing or even listen to is "God Save the Queen" - I'm also a staunch republican.

  • @TheWindowBat
    @TheWindowBat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh come all ye faithful"

  • @jay0four
    @jay0four 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this would be 10x better with frankie boyle

  • @renegadewolf961
    @renegadewolf961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Next biology: why is that gorilla so sexy???” SLAGG!!!

  • @citywitt3202
    @citywitt3202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Things you wouldn’t hear on a cookery show.
    “Now I’m going to demonstrate the perfect way to get that perfect roast. We couldn’t find a cow this week so instead we’re all using Dara O’Brien.”

  • @jackywackydoodah2821
    @jackywackydoodah2821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:07

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ROFL!
    I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

  • @crazy4jbiebz
    @crazy4jbiebz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Romesh is friend goals

  • @execution8018
    @execution8018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome to dara o brien get sciency sorry gets smarter
    just kidding luv daras comedy but cmon

  • @Luke_-_
    @Luke_-_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just imagine if Frankie Boyle was still on this show and ripping Dara.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''Well i didn't know that snowflakes could make so much noise when they fall on the ground''