Nuclear Warfare - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 281
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This entire video feels like watching Dankus fall down a flight of stairs
Truly the Dankus UK experience
@@2Links Yeah, I feel like whenever he plays UK, it is an absolute dumpsterfire
That’s FDR’s job
Its more like watching him fall up a flight of stairs since he seems to win everytime he gets sealioned.
@@clusterfuck7375 Sealion noob trap bait and switch.
This is the universe where McArthur was in charge of the European theatre
Or where Arthur Harris was given the US Nuclear controls
BAHAHA
MacArthur*
time traveler kicks a rock:
Europe: Welp, I guess it’s time not to exist anymore
@@ethanmcfarland8240 McCheese*
Patrolling the Balkans almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Fallout: Bulgaria
complete with Constantine's Legion
True to Musolin... I mean Ceaser
Fallout: New Varna.
@@petesperandioFallout set in Albania where everything is fine due to the bunkers
@@steffanyschwartz7801 Fallout is already present day Albania simulator
The Marshall plan about to be expensive as FUCK 💀
Nag, the morganthu plan is happening in this world
@@aureklanderson4498I don’t think there is a Germany left to deindustrialize
strip the knolege of flame making from the tetons lol@@mileshostetler2469
@mileshostetler2469 in this world they'd be better off making Central Europe an impassable nuclear wasteland to prevent war with the soviets.
@@mileshostetler2469
Indeed
I like that he nukes The Hague first, that way they couldn’t retroactively try Bo for warcrimes.
Cant have the Nuremberg trials if Nuremberg doesn’t exist
-axis high command, 1946
*Dankus getting Sealioned feels like such a classic at this point...*
It was all part of the Dankus master plan for decimating the German army and distracting them from the USSR.
I ask myself all the time If He gets chronically stupid when playing Britain, or I just dont understand multiplayer...
Actually 5Head strat to lure Germany in and convoy raid him to death
What you mean at this point? I have been getting hit with the back to the future meme for about the last three Dankus UKs
You know what? You know what? I'll say it. I'll be the one to say it, Dankus UK is weak.
Kaboom
SMH at least watch the video before commenting
bo please stop feasting on infants. this is my 5th child now.
👍
Love to see you still be uploading after more then 5/6 years of content (and I'm also still here lol)
Why can't you be normal
The funniest part was jumping over to Golden's stream to watch the moment when the 3-4k planes were nuked. Golden complains about his coop's micro of the airforce and says he's taking over to sort it out, and within about 8 seconds he's moved every single plane to one airfield and gotten them all destroyed. Truely a Golden moment.
Gotta give the Axis bois credit where it's due, not often you see an Axis survive so long under constant nuclear bombardment. The fact they lasted close to 47 is insane. Definitely one of the best Hoi episodes this year!
Usually after the air force is dead they just surrender immediately so it was pretty funny to see them fight to the end
That was an insane game. Would love to see an Axis POV. Especially when the Stettin bombing happened which massacred the whole Luftwaffe.
Does nuking an airport kill the planes too? Or is it just the plane capacity
@@SupremeRTS Kills the planes.
@@SupremeRTS Nuclear detonation tends to not mix well with aluminium planes yes.
@@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 is this on vanilla too? Or just the mod
@@SupremeRTS vanilla
To be honest, this was one of the most entertaining games in a while, not just the nukes, but because it really went back and forth between Axis and Allies.
Yeah, it is torture that these games last this long (I believe the stream was like 7+ hours long) but I ended up watching every second of it.
Also Dankus being sealion'd is a certified BOBG classic.
Well, the nukes too. Since we never see them and majority of the audience weren't even aware that nuking airfileds destroys all planes😂
When the game lasts beyond 1945, nukes become the deciding factor in who will win.
Nothing wins wars like dumping dozens of nukes onto your enemies until there's nothing left to nuke...
Then you keep nuking just in case. Or to prove a point. Or both.
The Great Trial
you keep nuking to prove the point that you can nuke them in case they try to be funny
@@A_Dragovich TNO reference?!?!
@@oliverheatly6461 IN YOUR BOKOEN1 COMMENT SECTION?! It's more likely than you think
Both sides having nukes is a very interesting dynamic. No more strategic depth. No more well thought out battle plans. Just a mad scramble to blow up the enemy's air capability before they do the same to you.
i am pretty sure there was a counter strategy developed that you can kinda see employed by the axis where they made an airport in every state and had only 100-200 planes in it to avoid losing everything with one nuke, but someone still fucked up and had like 3 to 4 thousand planes in that one airport.
@@Michaelonyoutubmy best guess is that they were re organising their air and just for few seconds they were stacked and by pure inconvenience bo was checking on their airports that moment
Mutually Assured Destruction.
@@egesisli5694 yep and it was golden lol
@@zane990 of course it was golden lol
I love how Bo basically nuked the shit out of the Germans with one hand and lend-leased the entire Soviet army with the other XD
The only difference between this and history is that Bo brought atomic fire to Dresden.
"One fist of fire, the other of steel, if the right one don't getcha then the left one will!"
-Sixteen Tons (slightly paraphrased)
"Tell me what you need, I can give you a new army if you want a new army" - Gigachad bokoen1
@@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW
@@hello-rq8kf a trans woman is sexier than you, cope and seethe
Whenever there are nukes in a hoi game, there is most likely incompetence before barb
The fact that they modded you in as a general and you held the Faroe Islands. LMAO
only could have been better if in game Bokoen retook Schleswig Holstein
@@alect525he nuked it instead
@@goldenfiberwheat238 a good compromise
General Bokoen1 also seems to have the substance abuser trait if you look closely.
@@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger Yeah, he's an opiate addict. Hah
I like how the end of the game with the nukes is just a game of battleship
“Damn it, you sunk my entire tank corps”
“No! You sunk my Luftwaffe”
"Nuke B7 please"
Fitting given the german strategy.
Man, it feels like you turned the military-industrial complex up by eleven with the amount of nuclear firepower you brought to this game.
That and basically being the USSR's factory
American steel and plutonium, arsenals of democracy.
gonna need one hell of a Marshall Plan
@@alect525 I don't think Marshall plan can help much with nuclear radiations...
The script was outstanding today, thank you sir Bokoen
Writers start with the classic Dankus getting Seolioned then flawlessly transitioned to carpet nuking Germany.
@@ethanduncan1646 Truly one of the scripts of all time
@@ethanduncan1646 ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥
Bokoen going the full Hiroshima RP by leaving cautionary leaflets in the chat before bombing
Except that's a patchwork myth; the leaflets prepared for Hiroshima was dropped only after it was nuked (didn't finish printing in time).
The leaflets commonly shown in this argument are about the firebombs.
Bo really be lining the release up with recent Russian announcements
That danish hound know something we don't
@@schambal9315 I refuse to believe this is an accident
What announcement?
@@jamesmccomb9525 I agree what announcement
@@jamesmccomb9525 nukes in belarus im guessing although they have been planning that since last year
The British military wargamed Sealion after the war, and I'm pretty sure they came to the conclusion that even in the best circumstances German forces in Britain would have been starved for supplies as the Royal Navy patrolled the Channel.
I think they even concluded that Sealion might have shortened the war.
The point was the air: Germany never Sea Lioned not because of the Royal Navy, but because of the RAF. With complete air dominance, the Royal Navy wouldn't be able to do anything to German convoys, but they never got to the point of actually neutralizing the RAF. That has always been clear, Churchill said it himself.
@@12gark It's a combination. The wargames concluded that even if the Germans kept attacking the RAF, they would be unable to achieve air superiority over the channel. This would allow the Royal Navy to disrupt German supply lines. I never said the Royal Navy was why the Germans actually didn't proceed with Sealion
Everybody gansta until MacArthur takes control of the european theater and unleashes nuclear winter
12:02 that "I love you" was so proudly and genuinely spoken, I really enjoyed that
I meant what I said 😎
7:42
Bulgerian tanks: *exist*
Us airforce: "for me?"
Five years ago.... I lost 3,000 planes in the blink of an eye...
And Bokoen just FUCKING watched....
Underrated comment
I love how the bokoen1 general has a drug addict trait as well
I'm pretty sure that it is a custom trait called the rat general, I think it is from the Bokoen general mod on the workshop
USSR's "give me ATs, rifles, horses, arty, sup, AA and I'll build 80 divisions" seems historically accurate
It was really a treat to experience the brief moment of madness when they counter nuked you as their last gambit, only to see that airport get restocked immediately.
i'm just imagining how amsterdam literally no longer exists in this universe because you nuked it, it's gonna be underwater
“I’m gonna make Rotterdam look like a firecracker”
@@goldenfiberwheat238 "They have sowed the seeds and shall reap the whirlwind "
"But the Dutch are our allies"
"I said REAP THE WHIRLWIND"
Saeftinghe moment
Golden told his coop “you suck at air I’m taking over” and got half his planes nuked literally ten seconds later by moving them all to Stettin to reorganize.
That meme with the shell hitting the german tank, the commander saying: "Schieße," and then fucking exploding? Yeah that was golden this game
W USA
Bo defending the Faroe Islands truly the most patriotic Dane moment
Also patriotic Dane: *nukes Denmark*
They said my UK was weak…
Crazy sea lion bait
It is lmao
Bo was literally playing America like the Sugar Daddy they were during WW2, holy shit.
After watching this game live on Bo's channel, I've taken a look at Golden's (Germany) VOD to see his reaction to some critical moments.
Losing Britain was very surreal. Golden could not accept the fact that the island was doomed. He saw that he had no convoys, that all of the units were out of supply, but he fixated on the fact that his coop defended a river in Scotland instead of mountains on the England-Scotland border. He kept repeating that his coop lost the game, because 'with good micro, it was an EASY year or two delay for the allies'.
Completely delusional.
Actual hitler moment
@@thatonejoey1847 it's not a bokoen1 hoi4 game if nobody on the axis actually roleplays hitler
Actual Downfall moment.
Can you post a link to the vod
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL moment
Now imagine if the game counted civilian casualties, half of Europe is simply gone.
Oh it doesn’t count it ? That’s really sad, I can’t imagine those numbers, and the state of the earth after the war..
"Sea lion is a noob trap"
yes, this is what the axis high command determined in 1940. Glad the hoi4 community caught up XD
What if you sealion and cap brits but then inmediate retreated,just leaving a token force so you dont lose everything?
@jonathan sibrian well then they'll easily retake it and the US will have joined the war a year earlier basically jumo starting their economy
Not really. They wanted to invade, just couldn't. Hence the Battle of/for Britain being called as such. If they succeeded in capturing the UK, then the US would have had a hard time getting involved.
seelowe is only a viable thing if they can pull it off before the US joins the war
of after capitulating the soviets
whichever comes first
Well, the German Navy determined that the Army still believed that it was to quote Jodl "a river crossing along a broad front". Batshit crazy man.
Nice preview of what a Cold War DLC would look like lol
Operation Unthinkable DLC
Imagine if Hoi had a nuclear winter effect for dropping so many nukes.
In Terra Invicta, the global economy takes a hit when nukes are used.
I'm not even the US could drop enough nukes to trigger nuclear winter.
Edit:
I mean back then in the WWII time period.
@@awakenDeepBlue did you forget just how many nukes of all type the U.s have now ?
@@potato88872 sorry, I meant back during WWII.
The US was only producing 1 nuke per month.
Truly a certified BOBG classic
Me watching an older bo vid and seeing a new vid being posted just now is exactly what I needed.
This is genuinely the best Kobeon2 video I've ever seen. The amount of carpet nuking to destroy the entire globe, especially with the german nukes. Germany, Netherlands, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Denmark, and Sweden getting reduced to a toxic smog
I love it how Dankus is considered one of the best hoi4 players in the community. Then this man gets into a bo game. At which point he just becomes the dude who always get sealioned, or loses half his army as Romania while not paying attention.
To be fair he did get banned from Bo's games for a few months last year along with a few others for basically being too good and making the games unfun for non meta players.
That said, even back then he would get Sealioned because that's his kryptonite.
Germany built 80 dockyards just to meme Dankus. That alone is a W for the Soviets. Imagine the IC being spent on building those, as well as the resources required for all these ships.
Really, every game with him he gets clowned. When has he been good?
@@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8хdig into the lore of hoi4 in a nutshell and you'll see.
@@datboi7893 To be fair USA supply the whole USSR army this game because the USSR got clapped quite hard sooooooo
"We are going to win this war, not the army or the navy, nor fighter command, but Us, Nuclear command"
-Arthur "Bo(koen)mber" Harris
It just kills me how the USA’s lend-lease numbers just kept getting bigger and the player kept getting more enthusiastic about mailing them places
imagine explaining to the dutch government in exile you had to nuke amsterdam in order to liberate it
"do you want the good news or the bad news first"
Dankus UK is like a pendulum. It's either good or he gets capitulated 😂
When has he been good?
Fair point lol
marshall plan cancelled boys, europe aint coming back from this one
i was so certain it was over about 20 times during this game. and i only knew they won after the total nuclear domination of germany, it was honestly close
This is honestly an extremely impressive Axis game
@@willkrueger3857 it's also an impressive shit from Russia. I mean, Bo lend leased them 2 armies, nuked Germany into oblivion and they barely survived. I mean, it's quite ridiculous.
1951, West Germany
5 years ago, I just lost 3000 planes in the blink of an eye
And Golden just f*cking watched.
"Peace in Europe! Now enjoy the sea of radioactive glass and cobalt."
Germany: *Invests in the Navy.*
The Allies: "He can't keep getting away with this!".
Best moment, Danish BO general at 1:27 As blessed as a car crash.
someone needs to make an artpiece depicting what the destruction of 4000 planes by nuclear fire would look like
At 12:42 you bombed the airfield of the city "Neumünster". I am watching this sitting just a kilometer away from said airport/airstrip. Btw the city has also been bombed to hell because of our vital railway hup leading to the north and south between Kiel and Hamburg. Just some random facts. Great Vid
Time to play a game of Thermonuclear Warfare.
That moment when you accidentally stall sleeping for so long that u get to watch the new Bo video
Getting to a video this early? Now THAT'S getting big bucks on Bokoen's channel.
You turned hoi4 into defcon
Truman: "We should be careful with our nukes lest we provoke the end of the world"
McArthur: "GIMME A TARGET, WE NO LONGER HAVE A LOCK, I NEED GREEN AIR"
I like how I see the axis powers only able to drop one nuke
Before their whole airforce gets nuked to utter oblivion.
I would pay anything to hear what the axis warroom sounded like during this video
Bokoen title: nuclear warfare
Dankus title: the British master bait
I absolutely love this.
Nukes make the endgame 10 times more fun and chaotic. I wish we'd see more long ass wars like that
10/10 Script this video is the culmination of years of writing by the Bokoen creative team.
New from Bokoen1: 16:35 minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos.
I love how the first thing Bo did was nuke the hague, so that no ibternatuonal criminal court could convict him of warcrimes
This is actually a badass alternate timeline in WW2. Nuclear warfare with an Allied victory.
I see Bo is channeling his inner McArthur today
One of the coolest games in a long time, watching both sides go blow for blow in that initial nuclear slugfest was gripping and it really made the whole war feel so protracted when nobody surrendered early as can happen a lot
This is already my favorite bokoen video. The utter destruction is insane and was extremely morbid
I did not realise that Nuking an airport would destroy all the planes in it. I mean I guess it makes sense but still. This would have been very useful in a PRC campaign that took me until 1956 (not road to 56 mod as well) because I decided to reclaim the soviets after they lost to Germany, I just slowly grinded down their planes and had so many problems in getting air supremacy, and I had tonnes of nukes just lying around most of the time.
its exactly why in mutli the first target is air once both side have nuke a lot like irl both soviet and American nuclear plan had silo, airport and command center as principal target at first then the secondary objectives are launch city, economic sector, port, industrial land etc the plan is not to win but to lose the least
@@aoki6332 Americans after nuclear exchange with the Soviet, destroying the world in the process: "Guess we won, Detroit is still intact"
@@dudududu1926 we have 200 people left you have 0 we won XD
@@dudududu1926 Bit Detroit is already an irradiated hell hole?
Bo should start advertising DURING the game. just straight up mid stream, battle of France is going on and bo starts talking about opera Gx or something
Ah, clearly Dankus had planned to trap the German army in his own country! His genius is unmatched, it was all rigged from the start
Bo: I need more nukes for this!
Axis: “The dwarf has played his little trick he can only play it once.”
I Understood That Reference 🤓😎
Once again USA saves the day.
This girl I used to date told me that our relationship wasn’t working so I unironically asked her “so, is it jover?”
We never spoke again.
Based
Once the nukes started dropping I started hearing TNO's Burgundian Lullaby playing and it kept getting louder and louder...
All I’ve realized is that living by one of the world busiest airports means I will probably be one of the first to die in WW3
I love how you go to Dankus' channel and see him portraying himself as a meta god and then you come here and see how actually incompetent he really is
Most peaceful General Macarthur be like:
0:24 the American experience watching Europe at any point in history
Always nice to see a Hearts of Uranium vid.
🎶I got uranium feaver 🎶
This Europe is just fucked. Like, Amsterdam, Leuven, Karlstad, and Oslo (occupied territories in the Low Countries and Scandinavia) got bombed in the occupied parts of the western front early on, Manchester got bombed in the UK, multiple German cities got bombed (multiple times in Berlin), Lithuania got bombed near Kaunas, Ireland was apparently bombed, Sjaelland in Denmark was bombed, Sweden became a battlefield won with tactical nukes including in Stockholm; and then there was the carpet bombing of Bulgaria- just holy shit. Three bombs around Sofia culminated in the city being wiped by a 4th.
Like, that's just the ones I saw. So much of Germanic Europe (Scandinavia, Germany, and the Low Countries) got fucked to the point that I think they will forever hate the Allies, Bulgaria had a pretty big chunk of its country turned into a nuclear wasteland, and the Polish-Lithuanian Border, Moldovan-Ukrainian Border, and the Polish-German Border would all have scars of war- largely on their eastern sides, possibly leading to more aggressive land transfers to make up for it. And to top it all off, Germany might never fully recover from the many atomic bombs dropped.
Imagine being a Soviet commander and the Americans are just dropping nukes everywhere without even being requested.
an alternate reality where the marines, instead of suffering from heat exhaustion on peleliu, now suffer freezing to death in scotland
“You need to nuke Amsterdam again” Dankus you monster
"Forty thousand planes used to fly here. Now it's a ghost airfield"
Some SAS commander, 1946
>Europe is now a smoldering, radioactive ruin
Churchill: "Congratulations everyone, we saved Europe!"
Can’t wait for Fallout: Berlin to drop tbh
Gotta say, it's always nice watching a meta-tryhard like Dankus crash and burn.
The Bokoen knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
4:12 It's always quite weird when the land BEHIND your troops capitaluates. Bo should've been able to retreat into Scotland.
This was a lot of fun to watch
Golden be like “I lost 4,000 fighters in the blink of an eye and the world just fucking watched.”
The allies after carpetbombing all of Europe into a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland of despair and suffering.
"We did it allies, we saved Europe!"
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.
Bo: "bombing Copenhagen! nuking Copenhage-" *stream ends suddenly*
The Nuke knows where it is, and where it isn't. Where it isn't is Monaco, the only European city to survive Bo's reign of terror