I love Poland - Poland? I love Poland - Why? I love Poland - I don't believe ya I love Poland - Poland? I love Poland - Why? I love Poland - Shut up I love driving by my car And the road it's not so far Berlin, London, Moscow too It's my love I tell you true When I came to Poland I saw my car was stolen It was my favourite truck I said fucking kurwa mać! I love Poland - Poland? I love Poland - Why? I love Poland - I don't believe ya I love Poland - Poland? I love Poland - Why? I love Poland - Shut up I love driving by my car And the road it's not so far Berlin, London, Moscow too It's my love I tell you true When I came to Poland I saw my car was stolen It was my favourite truck I said fucking kurwa mać! I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland - I don't believe ya I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland I had really pretty car Baby you have as so far Don't be shy, come with us We will show you amorous Then I stay in Poland Have not car but I don't mind Chicks in Poland are so hot I love Poland kurwa mać! We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous Kurwa Kurwa Kurwa Kurwa Chicks in Poland are so hot I love Poland kurwa mać! I love Poland kurwa mać! I love Poland kurwa mać! I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland I love Poland - Poland? I love Poland - Why? I love Poland - Shut up! I love Poland
My new strat against AI Japan as USA is to send all my starting troops to occupy the Philippine Islands, but only on the same island that the city of Manila is in, and then I build coastal fortifications on the coast that faces China and Taiwan, and then furthermore I built land forts on every province inland from the coast, AI Japan takes a minimum 600,000 casualties in the first 3 months of the war every single time.
hoi4 is a niche community and im pretty sure isp has tapped it dry cause he's easily the most entertaining hoi4 player there's not much else he can do so, yknow?
Surviving as Poland vs Russia in millenium dawn could be done whilst asleep. I tried playing as Russia once and I got halfway through Germany before ending up in a stalemate.
I'm just picturing Stalin and his generals planning the war against Poland, they have been working on it for a few months, and then somebody comes in and tells them that Ukraine has been granted independence, and Stalin just tears up the plan and they have to start again
I personally love the Polish historical tree, but I always complete every possible focus on it first so that I wind up with like 3 pp gain a day, with focuses active
Tbh as someone who played Poland the most (I don't have all of the dlc, so Polands focus tree is still pretty big, just with no alt history, also I'm Polish, of course I have to main it)the historical Poland is not that bad If you wonder, NEVER take the right path (which is also the historical Mościcki path), it doesn't give you much, the best thing is being allies with Romania, but it's pointless, because you get it nevertheless if you become a major power (hard but duable). Centre path helps you alot with it, by giving you Lith. Lat. and Est. basically for free, and you can snipe weak neighbours really easily by panslovian revengism. Plus if you ignore the peseant revolt you can even get ITALY into your faction. Left path is by far the most overpowered. Having like 20 people in a faction is kinda overpowered. Though when the germans attack, you are kinda weak, because you left out so many industrial and army focuses by inviting all of the people (this goes for all paths if you become a major power), but I think it's reallly worth it nonetheless
Im playing Poland for the first time right now, and have taken Anastasia Romanov as my King. I have since defeated Germany with the Baltics help and have now just defeated Russia. My next war is with Italy, then i can hire the Polish bear that loads artillery shells as a general. Wojtek will eventually become my leader! Loving this playthrough.
@Player_027 the paramilitary groups are really good because of the recruitable pop you get. For the left, most are decent (other than legion of merit). The castle sucks, but if you do choose a side, go for the synthetic bonus rather than banning parties.
The document is from january 1934 between Deutsches Reich (German Reich) and Polish Commonwealth and was called Polish-German declaration on non-violence. There was no nation called "The Nazi".
@@-Kidzinyes, there was no nation called "the Nazi" (no one claimed there was), but it is common to say "the Nazis" when one means the 1933-45 German government. You know damn well what they meant, and given that they're in a TH-cam comment section and not an academic journal, people don't need to be strictly 100% correct about terminology if it gets the meaning across. Get off your high horse.
its almost a rule of paradox AI to specifically act only in ways to spite the player and nothing else, they will sacrifice their whole country to shoot down a single plane
My favorite is in eu4 when you call your ally into a war and then they just sit there doing nothing. That or their armies start moving only to change direction over and over again so they end up staying in the same province
@@goldenfiberwheat238 They do that in CK3 as well. I usually play with the “AI Embarkation” Game Rule set to “Free” to prevent the AI from permanently bankrupting itself by repeatedly leaving and returning port. It’s all fun and games seeing the Abbasids -5000 gold in debt, until they start violently imploding.
"We had to give up the east so it's only fair we move our country west"... it's funny how different history can run and lead to the same results :D historical indeed!
My best friend ever was Polish. He lost his battle with cancer on december 13th 2020. That fact my favourite hoi youtuber released a Poland hoi4 video 2 years to the day after he passed makes me feel weird, but I needed the good laughs today. So thanks
Poland be like szeleszczący w trzcinie chrząszcz Krzysztof ze Szczebrzeszyna spotkał dżdżownicę Bożenę z Bydgoszczy przy żółciutkim źdźble trawy w zamku Krzyżtopór, nieopodal gospody Grzegorza Brzęczyszczykiewicza, urodzonego w Chrząszczyżewoszycach, który to uwielbia odwiedzać Bieszczady i Województwo Świętokrzyskie
The biggest pain for a polishmen is seeing isorrow gibing up wilno, however it is a necessarity for survivale of poland. Its kinda nice to see that a big youtuber played historical poland because everyone just played the monarchist paths which are kinda OP
Agreed, I actually really don't like paradox for making the "historical" paths so lame and... historically inaccurate. Not to mention there's just not enough time to do all the historical focuses before the war breaks out...
I played and got wolloped by Russia.. but.. watching you play.. holy crap.. Where do i get a decent tutorial. i had massive armies and just got crushed. I didn't even know half these options existed.
Clap... Clap... Clap I'm clapping just sarcastically Historicle didn't work OK just didn't work do you want to be exiled to the horrible place of Briton like really I've been trying to escape the weather for years now just can't seem to get past it
Historically would be keeping the king in the castle and going align with the west so it’s just POLAND and not Sanationist Poland but Rydz-Šmygły is good stats 🤷
how are there just a few divisions in eastprussia. When im playing, the germans always move a whole huge force of tanks and infantry there which destroys my polish historical runs in most cases, kinda annoying. If somebody would like to help out, feel free to answer
Gotta respect a country that continues to exist despite reappearing in a different place on the map after every major war
They were even independent in the Napoleonic wars (in the form of the Duchy of Warsaw)
"Surely if we don't give them these parts people will leave them alone this time"
Only slightly different place.
E
@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn *French puppet state
"One day I'm gonna go for a scan of my brain and it's gonna be the shape of an artillery piece"
That one got me 💀
"Its all artillery?"
- "Always has been"
Isorrow cries when not playing hoi. Just shows how much he loves the game.
Propably doesn't differ that much from in-between the cuts while he's playing
He also cries if he have to play too much. Just shows how much he plays it
Wesołych świąt ISP 🇵🇱
Internet Provider best hoi4
As a 35 year old guy,I do enjoy being a “gravy timmy”
Greetings fellow Polishmen much love from America; but don't forget America always stands with you Poland 🇺🇸 ♥ 🇵🇱
As a pole i greet you
#freepolandfromthewar ♥
@Not gonna lie this is a link to a potato wedge video why 😢
@notgonnalie. hope you wait longer
When he said to leave a comment if Poland, I knew I had to leave a comment.
Poland
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I had really pretty car
Baby you have as so far
Don't be shy, come with us
We will show you amorous
Then I stay in Poland
Have not car but I don't mind
Chicks in Poland are so hot
I love Poland kurwa mać!
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
Kurwa
Kurwa
Kurwa
Kurwa
Chicks in Poland are so hot
I love Poland kurwa mać!
I love Poland kurwa mać!
I love Poland kurwa mać!
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up!
I love Poland
1:39
Poland has never capitulated
What if you wanted to rest after defending against Germany all game, but Stalin said "soviet.70.d"
Damn I just watched Uprising again two days ago too XD
My new strat against AI Japan as USA is to send all my starting troops to occupy the Philippine Islands, but only on the same island that the city of Manila is in, and then I build coastal fortifications on the coast that faces China and Taiwan, and then furthermore I built land forts on every province inland from the coast, AI Japan takes a minimum 600,000 casualties in the first 3 months of the war every single time.
I called this strat: fortress Manila
The Soviets have bullied poool- uh Finland
*foreshadowing*
I watched the majority of this video before work and when i got back and hit play all i heard was “Big blobby Poland” and then it ended
you should run for leader of poland in real life and just invade germany and russia
Merry Christmas ISP
This is a certified Poland moment.
Are you ever going to do the vicky 2 tutorial?
The best timeline
Hoi4 but if Poland tried to make the current day borders
You got 30k likes on your Sweden video ISP, will you and Bo now return to the game?
2 days left until *it* comes...
Poland indeed, comment as commanded
wojtek playthrough when
as a Pole, big blobby Poland has a ring to it, and the borders arent that bad either
PLEASE MORE CHALENGE WITH POLAND
Got the artillery only brain
Poland.
if "poland" == "poland";
poland="poland"
you should try budyonnyy gaming and play cavalry-only soviet union lmao
IT'S ALREADY 14TH FOR SOME HOURS AND NOTHING
bruhhh why aint you pushing for 1 mil, the amount of effort you give in your vidss... go forr ittt mann
hoi4 is a niche community and im pretty sure isp has tapped it dry cause he's easily the most entertaining hoi4 player
there's not much else he can do so, yknow?
Poland
Have a happy blitzkrieg
You know what? I think *Poland*.
P O L A N D
Poland indeed
Poland! :D
Leaving a comment down below, because... Poland.
POLAND!
Poland 🇮🇩👍🏻
I see 383 people here are... Poland
If Poland!!
poland.
I almost thought it said surviving as Poland in WW3 and honestly I'd like to see him try that
It's easier since Germany won't invade, but Russia does have nukes, but in game they are very crap and you just need air superiority
@Not gonna lie no
@@gifigi600 dont interact with them, just report and ignore
Poland will die anyways nether wich War they suck XD
Surviving as Poland vs Russia in millenium dawn could be done whilst asleep. I tried playing as Russia once and I got halfway through Germany before ending up in a stalemate.
Poland
Poland.
I'm just picturing Stalin and his generals planning the war against Poland, they have been working on it for a few months, and then somebody comes in and tells them that Ukraine has been granted independence, and Stalin just tears up the plan and they have to start again
This is the Soviet Union we’re talking about, they aren’t making a plan, they just gonna throw 38 million troops at the border
Well yeah a significant amount of their border changed
a lone tear trickles out of his eye as he realizes that the polish just released belarus
@@slump2p and given back Vilnius to lithuania
I personally love the Polish historical tree, but I always complete every possible focus on it first so that I wind up with like 3 pp gain a day, with focuses active
Yeah its mildly broken if you max the constitution
4.00 extra pop, 2x land doctrine, and good advisors too, people sleep on it too much tbh
If you can balance the oppositions, its a great tree, not very beginner friendly though
Man i love getting those PPs every day
As a polish person, I approve of this
Yeetus👍
oh hey i know you
'Person' is a stretch tbh
Woah woah woah, let’s not say “person”
😁🇵🇱
Tbh as someone who played Poland the most (I don't have all of the dlc, so Polands focus tree is still pretty big, just with no alt history, also I'm Polish, of course I have to main it)the historical Poland is not that bad
If you wonder, NEVER take the right path (which is also the historical Mościcki path), it doesn't give you much, the best thing is being allies with Romania, but it's pointless, because you get it nevertheless if you become a major power (hard but duable). Centre path helps you alot with it, by giving you Lith. Lat. and Est. basically for free, and you can snipe weak neighbours really easily by panslovian revengism. Plus if you ignore the peseant revolt you can even get ITALY into your faction. Left path is by far the most overpowered. Having like 20 people in a faction is kinda overpowered. Though when the germans attack, you are kinda weak, because you left out so many industrial and army focuses by inviting all of the people (this goes for all paths if you become a major power), but I think it's reallly worth it nonetheless
Which focuses would you advise in the between path. (Rewriting the consistution, eliminating socialist partys, support right wing paramilitarys...)
Im playing Poland for the first time right now, and have taken Anastasia Romanov as my King. I have since defeated Germany with the Baltics help and have now just defeated Russia.
My next war is with Italy, then i can hire the Polish bear that loads artillery shells as a general. Wojtek will eventually become my leader!
Loving this playthrough.
@Player_027 the paramilitary groups are really good because of the recruitable pop you get. For the left, most are decent (other than legion of merit). The castle sucks, but if you do choose a side, go for the synthetic bonus rather than banning parties.
what about the path on the left
2:00 The Nazi-Polish non aggression pact is actually a historical thing that happened, although it was signed in 1935 in reality.
The document is from january 1934 between Deutsches Reich (German Reich) and Polish Commonwealth and was called Polish-German declaration on non-violence.
There was no nation called "The Nazi".
@@-Kidzinyes, there was no nation called "the Nazi" (no one claimed there was), but it is common to say "the Nazis" when one means the 1933-45 German government. You know damn well what they meant, and given that they're in a TH-cam comment section and not an academic journal, people don't need to be strictly 100% correct about terminology if it gets the meaning across.
Get off your high horse.
@@-Kidzin nobody cares
@@-Kidzin 🤓🤓🤓
@@-Kidzinwhat zero pussy does to a mf
its almost a rule of paradox AI to specifically act only in ways to spite the player and nothing else, they will sacrifice their whole country to shoot down a single plane
My favorite is in eu4 when you call your ally into a war and then they just sit there doing nothing. That or their armies start moving only to change direction over and over again so they end up staying in the same province
@@goldenfiberwheat238
They do that in CK3 as well.
I usually play with the “AI Embarkation” Game Rule set to “Free” to prevent the AI from permanently bankrupting itself by repeatedly leaving and returning port. It’s all fun and games seeing the Abbasids -5000 gold in debt, until they start violently imploding.
I am from Poland happy you make wideo about Poland. I love Poland. I love when people talk about Poland. Poland best country in the world
I love Poland too. Greetings from the USA!
Surviving as Poland in ww2
*difficulty (impossible)*
It's easy as fuck actually
Its harder to play as netherlands at 1939 start date and survive than poland at 1939 start date
30 Minutes of Hel be like:
Loved this video, it felt like ISP was coming inside of me
🤨
ayo?
🤨📸
📸😐
Philip is un-ironically my favorite German leader. 😂😂😂
"We had to give up the east so it's only fair we move our country west"... it's funny how different history can run and lead to the same results :D historical indeed!
well yeah, it was just that it's the Soviets who made the decisions irl, not Poland. It does still largely check out though
My best friend ever was Polish. He lost his battle with cancer on december 13th 2020. That fact my favourite hoi youtuber released a Poland hoi4 video 2 years to the day after he passed makes me feel weird, but I needed the good laughs today. So thanks
My condolences
RIP
sorry for your loss
Any other game of HoI4: Conquer the world!
This one: Objective - Survive
2:01 Poland actually signed a sort-of non-aggersion pact with Germany in 1934, set to last for 10 years
It did not last 10 years 💀💀
Poland truly is the Poland of Nations. Wise words Mr. ISP
The Waffle House has found its new host
10:30 This actually sounds like a strategy Mr Shmitler would use.
Mr. Moustache Man
I literally did this myself last night! Capitulated Germany in 41 since I'm a noob but yeah.
You’re just like me fr
I can't believe that Niko from oneshot is a hoi4 noob
Your channel is one of the few things that makes me happy in life, I’ve watched all of your videos, thank you for the content.
How did you get player lead peace conferences it does not work for me in bba
First time I ever played hoi4 i dont know know why but i played poland... big mistake
1:07 did someone say artillery only 2?
The Soviets should at least attack Ukraine, Belarus and the Baltics. Otherwise that's just cheesy cheating the AI
Love that you play the historical path. Was always wondering how it was as everybody is playing monarchist. Love to see more content like this❤
I just played a game as France, I made a war goal against the uk. 😂
My favorite part was when Poland said “it’s Polanding time” and then polanded all over polands enemies🎉
I want to see ISP get the bear as a general and crown the bear as king
please do March of the eagles A2Z for our Christmas present
The condition of Poland has not yet been met and yet I’m still commenting
Why are some polish starting planes better then German ones?
More Knights of Honour 2!
What would be cooler would be surviving as Chad, it would be chad
Poland be like szeleszczący w trzcinie chrząszcz Krzysztof ze Szczebrzeszyna spotkał dżdżownicę Bożenę z Bydgoszczy przy żółciutkim źdźble trawy w zamku Krzyżtopór, nieopodal gospody Grzegorza Brzęczyszczykiewicza, urodzonego w Chrząszczyżewoszycach, który to uwielbia odwiedzać Bieszczady i Województwo Świętokrzyskie
Złamałeś mi język
What Division template did you use for this?
The biggest pain for a polishmen is seeing isorrow gibing up wilno, however it is a necessarity for survivale of poland.
Its kinda nice to see that a big youtuber played historical poland because everyone just played the monarchist paths which are kinda OP
Agreed, I actually really don't like paradox for making the "historical" paths so lame and... historically inaccurate. Not to mention there's just not enough time to do all the historical focuses before the war breaks out...
When are we going to see neutrality focus Iraq
I LOVE POLAND I LOVE POLAND I LOVE POLAND I LOVE POLAND.
We get it
Guys I think he loves Poland
@Not gonna lie it’s a good thing I got a ad before the video
I am become Poland. Destroyer of worlds
Thank you Internet Service Provider, very cool!
Everyone forgets that *ROCKETS* were the first DLC that you got for buying the game legally.
what division template did you use, i had been playing poland recently and i could not push the germans out of west prussia
If Poland = True
Print("Poland")
Poland
why dont you take over the whole of europe?
I mean dam now you say it...
POlaNd
poland stronk
I played and got wolloped by Russia.. but.. watching you play.. holy crap.. Where do i get a decent tutorial. i had massive armies and just got crushed. I didn't even know half these options existed.
i was promised a historical polend i was betrayed🤔
Clap... Clap... Clap
I'm clapping just sarcastically
Historicle didn't work OK just didn't work do you want to be exiled to the horrible place of Briton like really I've been trying to escape the weather for years now just can't seem to get past it
12:48
Poland in our own timeline be like:
4:28 that's not french army
20 divisions in Poland next frame, now this, is french army
Historically would be keeping the king in the castle and going align with the west so it’s just POLAND and not Sanationist Poland but Rydz-Šmygły is good stats 🤷
how are there just a few divisions in eastprussia. When im playing, the germans always move a whole huge force of tanks and infantry there which destroys my polish historical runs in most cases, kinda annoying. If somebody would like to help out, feel free to answer
it is very weird being this early