Foxworthy definitely has the ability to bring laughter out of most people, same as Engvall can as well. Ones personal favorite comedy specials of all is Jeff Foxworthys "Totally Committed." Very good.
Pretty sure people still got offended, there just wasn’t enough awareness in the culture as a whole for a large enough group of people to say, “I don’t think we need to make jokes about that.”
I laughed so much at this. This will never fly today. Lighten’ up people and just laugh at life. Our society has lost humor. How sad it must be to be offended by every word as opposed to just laugh at reality.
Dude I could never live my life that way. I’m sorry but, I’d be miserable. Crazy to think isn’t it? Today’s people are more comfortable being miserable than they are putting on a smile and just having a laugh.
redneck was a derogatory term used to describe the mining union men who fought for their lives against the US government in WV in the 1920s, that is reality
OMG - agree with that spandex fashion tip. If one is a wide load where you can perch a juice glass on both hips DO NOT wear spandex. If that spandex were to give way and burst it could kill someone. Good one Jeff!
"If... , you MAY want to pay attention." - aka "... that MAY be a clue!", lol! 😂 One of my top three - Bill Engvall, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy - all equally hilarious AND honest! 😂😂😂 Plus several others as well, but too many to list here. I love comedians that are not only funny, but relevant as well. These three, along with many others manage to take current issues/situations, and bring them across in a funny, and in my opinion, very truthful way. We really do need to be able to take a minute sometimes, and view these situations in a more humerous light. It definitely helps to relieve some of the everyday stresses we all deal with on a daily basis! 😁 Laughter really CAN be the best medicine! 😁 Thank you to all those that can make us laugh, especially at ourselves! 🍻💞👍🍻
I would like to add, just because we're a classless society doesn't mean we can't have any decorum. I saw an entire family at a restaurant all wearing their finest pair of sweatpants and sweatshirts. No one's asking for anyone to wear a suit or tux to go to Red Lobster, but c'mon people, we can try to at least look like we tried a little bit.
There are some older women who looks good in certain clothing young girls wear, but it aint for anybody, just because someone does it, doesnt mean they should
Walmart is pretty normal when the sun is out, but after dark (11:00 pm +) it transforms into a whole other world... If you want to see the more interesting side of humanity, come to walmart during the graveyard hours, you wont be disappointed😂
It depends on where you're at. The only time I will go to one of the Walmart stores in this town is after midnight because there are far fewer people shopping at that time. But in the daytime it's like being in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
really depends on the day of the week/month. take tomorrow for instance, 1st of the month, a friday. not a chance in hell i would venture into a walmart day or night.
Minute 5:56, "No one wants to look at sThing that looks like a babybird!" (euphemism 4 guys wearing super shorts, showing their wee-wee, GREAT LINE. Thumbs up for CLEAN Laughs
@dark zeratul at least you can tell a heavy lady from the back. Nothing like the shock of a cute girl in a mini who's on the wrong side of 60 when she turns around.
it's true lol I work overnight at Wal-Mart, and I see this all the time. just the other night, a lady came in while I was on "door security" duty (the most boring job ever invented, I assure you, but at least that's not what I do all the time there)... this lady had on a thin, white and light gray shirt... with a clearly visible neon pink bra under it XD I instantly thought of this clip
AshErika Michaela I know precisely what you mean about a month or two ago we had this teenage girl who came in and was wearing more or less plastic wrap on her body and more visible tape over her private parts and on her boobs and when asked why she claimed she was going to some sort of party. And good god don't even get me started on some of the others that come in at about 3 am 😂😳
shadow king13 yep. that sounds about right XD I don't want to know what kind of party that girl was going to, but I'm pretty sure there are similar ones around here from time to time... especially when the college kids are back in town. just... yikes
ACK! My husband and I used to be in security work, which meant that most of our shopping would be at Wal-Mart after midnight because of our weird hours. The sights we saw at the local Wal-Mart...well, let's just describe it as a cross between the circus freak show and Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.
@@darleneprice6660 I am bigger myself. Relax, as long as we know who we are there is no need to get upset. He's a comedian... see the humor in it. Besides, some of us really do need to dress better. Sometimes even myself 😂😂 😂
Having worked at a Wal-Mart, I can vouch for the truth of what he says! It was there that I saw the TRUE definition of "two dogs fighting under a blanket" in a massive woman's behind.
He is so funny, and cute. I wear jeans and colored tees, and have worn those kind of clothes since my teens, because they are comfortable, and never have liked the idea of skimpy clothes or tight ones, not for myself at any age. I agree with what he's saying in this video.
My Law.... Spandex cannot be worn by anyone younger than 18 or older than 29. No excuses. No defense. No appeal. I'm in my 50's, & I know better! 😂😂😂😂😂
About half a second after he said that he could hear the zipper crying, a few kookaburras in the back yard let loose with very loud cackling cries. Spooky.
"If you have mastered putting on your make up with your nonsmoking hand and driving with your knee, you might wanna listen up... " I some sistas that do that, too 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.
Not me listening to this on the way home from Walmart in my slides, no bra, messy bun, T-shirt, and favorite chucky pajama pants! And to make matters worse, I live in Alabama AND work at said WALMART 😂
Grown women do NOT wear junior's clothes. Especially if you've had children. Those clothes are for 12 year olds. Grown women old enough to rent a car buy EVEN sizes. Odd sizes are juniors
When I feel depressed I just watch this guy AND IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF
Foxworthy definitely has the ability to bring laughter out of most people, same as Engvall can as well. Ones personal favorite comedy specials of all is Jeff Foxworthys "Totally Committed." Very good.
He’s the best
Back when people didn’t get offended man I miss it
Pretty sure people still got offended, there just wasn’t enough awareness in the culture as a whole for a large enough group of people to say, “I don’t think we need to make jokes about that.”
Nope, they weren't pussies. Imagine Eddie Murphy raw these days.
❤
I laughed so much at this. This will never fly today. Lighten’ up people and just laugh at life. Our society has lost humor. How sad it must be to be offended by every word as opposed to just laugh at reality.
Dude I could never live my life that way. I’m sorry but, I’d be miserable. Crazy to think isn’t it? Today’s people are more comfortable being miserable than they are putting on a smile and just having a laugh.
redneck was a derogatory term used to describe the mining union men who fought for their lives against the US government in WV in the 1920s, that is reality
youve never heard of Bill Burr then?
You sound pretty triggered though
Honestly you need to have a sense of humor in today’s society it helps a lot
"That looks like two blue Volkswagens trying to pass each other on a gravel road." - Classic.
LMAO!!!
"From a distance she looked like a poodle riding a hippity hop"
OMG THAT WAS LIKE PEE YOUR PANTS HILARIOUS!!
I was wondering if I was the only person who remembered the hippityhop
That's one of those visuals that can hit you at any time
That joke gave me a good guffaw!😆
What if her boobs get to work five minutes before she does
TRUTH ....is not body shaming....it is TRUTH!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍
Still the same thing. I don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying.
OMG - agree with that spandex fashion tip. If one is a wide load where you can perch a juice glass on both hips DO NOT wear spandex. If that spandex were to give way and burst it could kill someone. Good one Jeff!
Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely the best comedian I have ever heard! I wish he was still doing comedy!!!!!
He is
He's great! Fred klett Discipling children is hilarious and clean.
where can i find full length videos on youtube?
@@Lopal12 They're out there. Some over an hour long.
As of 2023 he’ll be doing the Washington state fair this fall
Its nice to hear standup comedy with no cursing. Just pure wit and creativity!
I love these type of comedians. Good, clean, someone you can take your kids to go see.
It's is possible to do both ya know
@@thecowboy9698 I'm literally watching this with my 4 year old lol...
~ The irony of his Comedy Central Roast is he was the only one who did this type of material; the rest were what you'd expect.
Amen to that.
I saw him at a comedy club when I was in college, and I cried, just that wheeze kinda laugh, it was brutal, but so funny. He's still killing it!
Jeff Foxworthy never disappoints.
The only guy who comfortably gets away with fat jokes!
fluffy tells a lot of fat jokes.
This is far and away the best comedy skit ever performed, without equal.
I freaking LOVE him. Everyone thinks these things and he proves that we're not alone.
"If... , you MAY want to pay attention." - aka "... that MAY be a clue!", lol! 😂 One of my top three - Bill Engvall, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy - all equally hilarious AND honest! 😂😂😂 Plus several others as well, but too many to list here. I love comedians that are not only funny, but relevant as well. These three, along with many others manage to take current issues/situations, and bring them across in a funny, and in my opinion, very truthful way. We really do need to be able to take a minute sometimes, and view these situations in a more humerous light. It definitely helps to relieve some of the everyday stresses we all deal with on a daily basis! 😁 Laughter really CAN be the best medicine! 😁 Thank you to all those that can make us laugh, especially at ourselves! 🍻💞👍🍻
Magic-cat T Jim Gaffigan is very subtle , but he is one of my fav comedians in 2020
everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind
Love it, Jeff Foxworthy hilarious and we've all seen some of those fashion disasters 🤣
He is a comic genius!! Jeff Foxworthy
I would like to add, just because we're a classless society doesn't mean we can't have any decorum. I saw an entire family at a restaurant all wearing their finest pair of sweatpants and sweatshirts. No one's asking for anyone to wear a suit or tux to go to Red Lobster, but c'mon people, we can try to at least look like we tried a little bit.
Lol, was this a Red Lobster in Indiana during September? If yes, that might have been me and my family!
Surprised it wasn’t at church or a funeral!
As a former Walmart Employee, I can confirm everything he said is true.
I still get nightmares about the self checkout..
My Mom is legally blind. I've been at Walmart, turned to her and said, "Sometimes I envy you."
😆🤣
"I could hear the zipper crying!" GREAT line! you go, Foxworthy. CLEAN HUMOUR is awesome
PigsInBlanket 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
you call this clean humor? I stopped watching because he is so rude and vulgar
@@mistiinseattle how is he rude and vulgar? Most of his humor is actually pretty clean.
@@mistiinseattle you are aware his humor is based on real life nothing is made up and he doesn't curse either.
I really miss this kind of comedy.
I love it the big people are laughing just as must as anyone.
I don't normally get American humour, but this made me laugh a lot.
Foxworthy is a genuinely witty guy! His standup is great.
I've always heard spandex is a privilege not a right 🤷🏼♀️🤓
Hackers!
I only wear spandex under sweats.
Walmart at 2am is the scariest place I've ever been
@@dropkickmurphy4114 the only time I ever wore spandex was under sweats during an ice storm
Been a fan of since i was 12 n im 40 now n i still love him ❤😎💯
There are some older women who looks good in certain clothing young girls wear, but it aint for anybody, just because someone does it, doesnt mean they should
love his comparisons.
He's so right about the age limit😂😂
I am southern. I am fat. I am too old to wear certain clothes and I still find all of this hilarious. We need to lighten up
I had forgotten how funny this guy was.
"If the most expensive thing you bought at the all came from the food court." I'm sure as hell guilty of that one.
That has happened to me so many times it ate funny 😁
I'm guilty of the belly thing.
My son's girlfriend is an animal control officer, so for Christmas I got her a T-shirt that says Animal Control. I got him one that just says Animal.
What’s so funny is this is TRUE! Certain things should not be sold in certain sizes!
JenG593 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
Jay Pritchett Why do you keep commenting this?
Amen to that!
We have A LOT of humor. We just have strange humor. But That is what makes it so funny.
Walmart is pretty normal when the sun is out, but after dark (11:00 pm +) it transforms into a whole other world... If you want to see the more interesting side of humanity, come to walmart during the graveyard hours, you wont be disappointed😂
It depends on where you're at. The only time I will go to one of the Walmart stores in this town is after midnight because there are far fewer people shopping at that time. But in the daytime it's like being in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Freak and drunk show
really depends on the day of the week/month. take tomorrow for instance, 1st of the month, a friday. not a chance in hell i would venture into a walmart day or night.
Just remember back in the day, you had to wait and pay to get into the circus to see a freak show.
I went to one and was hit on by a hooker at midnight
Minute 5:56, "No one wants to look at sThing that looks like a babybird!" (euphemism 4 guys wearing super shorts, showing their wee-wee, GREAT LINE. Thumbs up for CLEAN Laughs
PigsInBlanket
Gross!
What we call budgie smugglers in Oz
he is sooo right about all the things he said. Some people should not wear some of the things they do
I love this guy you don’t have to cuss to be funny
I've been saying that for years!!
this is hilarious!!!! Some people really really really REALLY REALLY need to listen to this : )
He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤
She was a big girl wearing a moo-moo. When she walked in front of me it looked like two eight year old's fighting under a blanket.
😅🤣😂🤣
I just died reading this
Damn!
Miniskirts should have an age limit, especially leather ones.
Oh dear god yes.
Leather is a blast from the past y'all 📻🎵🔊 not a judge on this just a 80s lady here💖💗💕
@@maryshoemaker1334 agree 1000 xs
I agree
@dark zeratul at least you can tell a heavy lady from the back.
Nothing like the shock of a cute girl in a mini who's on the wrong side of 60 when she turns around.
Laughed so hard @ parts 1 & 2 I wet my pants!!😂😂
"suddenly your staring at those long ballons 4 days after the party" LOL XD
quit hating cause its true
My sisters husband committed about one of his aunts. He said that “she walks into a room, one boob at a time”. 😅😅😅😅😅
I've always dusted my furniture with my underwear, ... what's Jeff talkin' about? ha
Then YOU must pay attention, cause this is directed at you lol.
It's 2024 and I still love listening to him.
This is the first time I've seen what Jeff Foxworthy looks like, he looks nothing like what I expected.
I am hesitant to ask, what did you expect?
This guy is drop dead hilarious!
I'm rolling on the floor.
And my sides hurt
Dinesh de Sousa said it all.
I want to live in a country where all the poor people are overweight.
One of the funniest, most family-friendly successful comedians of all time. Been a fan of his since I first heard "Party all night" back in the day.
I miss the days Jeff and the guys where everywhere.
Baby bird...laughing so much Lordy.
If you have to get a g-rope instead of a g-string, pay attention.
From the truck store, cargo tie down straps
Nobody wants to look at Uncle Fred and see anything that looks like a baby bird....
it's true lol I work overnight at Wal-Mart, and I see this all the time. just the other night, a lady came in while I was on "door security" duty (the most boring job ever invented, I assure you, but at least that's not what I do all the time there)... this lady had on a thin, white and light gray shirt... with a clearly visible neon pink bra under it XD I instantly thought of this clip
AshErika Michaela I know precisely what you mean about a month or two ago we had this teenage girl who came in and was wearing more or less plastic wrap on her body and more visible tape over her private parts and on her boobs and when asked why she claimed she was going to some sort of party. And good god don't even get me started on some of the others that come in at about 3 am 😂😳
shadow king13 yep. that sounds about right XD I don't want to know what kind of party that girl was going to, but I'm pretty sure there are similar ones around here from time to time... especially when the college kids are back in town. just... yikes
ACK! My husband and I used to be in security work, which meant that most of our shopping would be at Wal-Mart after midnight because of our weird hours. The sights we saw at the local Wal-Mart...well, let's just describe it as a cross between the circus freak show and Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.
AshErika Michaela
You can’t make stuff up sometimes!
The ones kill me that come in the morning still in their pajamas or lingerie and then get pissed if you look at them twice lol
TIGHT AIN'T ALWAYS RIGHT
He made me laugh so hard im crying
love your comedy...so hilarious!
Reading by braille 😂 i love this guy
"Tight ain't always right!" LOL
I'd love to see Jeff commenting on the pictures and videos from the people of Walmart.
Did he say five hours? If he spent that long in Walmart he's tougher than I am by a mile
"SAY NO TO SPANDEX!" :D
Aleks Persson 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
The Cowboy hey Google I think Jeff Foxworthy is an a****** for making fun of big people that makes me mad
@@darleneprice6660 get over it cupcake
Right! That prison sissy look looks unsanitary.
@@darleneprice6660 I am bigger myself. Relax, as long as we know who we are there is no need to get upset. He's a comedian... see the humor in it. Besides, some of us really do need to dress better. Sometimes even myself 😂😂 😂
I@@camh6328
Having worked at a Wal-Mart, I can vouch for the truth of what he says! It was there that I saw the TRUE definition of "two dogs fighting under a blanket" in a massive woman's behind.
He is so funny, and cute. I wear jeans and colored tees, and have worn those kind of clothes since my teens, because they are comfortable, and never have liked the idea of skimpy clothes or tight ones, not for myself at any age. I agree with what he's saying in this video.
You are over weight
“It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.
LMAO!!! This also applies to the people here in California.
No state is exempt lol.
@@Riku_Sarashikihaven't seen the movie is on the list to be a good friend and her mom the movies tonight been in
This video is true and funny as heck!
My Law....
Spandex cannot be worn by anyone younger than 18 or older than 29.
No excuses.
No defense.
No appeal.
I'm in my 50's, & I know better! 😂😂😂😂😂
How true, how true!
I can just picture it. My city's streets are all over the place 😆
About half a second after he said that he could hear the zipper crying, a few kookaburras in the back yard let loose with very loud cackling cries. Spooky.
I used to live in Oklahoma and he is right!!!!
Go to WM after midnight during a weekend!!😂😂😂😂
There should be an age and weight limit on daisy dukes and tube tops!!!
Oh Jeff, how we love you
Love listening to that lady that just starts cackling about 5 seconds before every punchline is over with lol.
“I bet I could ride it. But I’d probably get hurt” 😂😭🤣
Laughed my ass off!
Timeless.
Thank you for saying the truth!!!!!!!
I went to Walmart yesterday. Can confirm that some people need to pay attention.
"If you have mastered putting on your make up with your nonsmoking hand and driving with your knee, you might wanna listen up... " I some sistas that do that, too 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Such a great video! :) Keep up the good content ;) Hugs from Sweden
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Truth hurts , but it's so funny..
He is excellent! Wish I could talk like this about the men I've observed ...
A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.
ok so i'm on minecraft and i switch over and see this so i click it cuz i love this guy's jokes and i just cant stay off youtube :D
I know who should be booked for the next body positive convention, lol
lawn balloon joke my favorite
The balloon one happened with my granny 😷
LOL!!!!! ...like a poodle riding a hippity- hop! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!
Not me listening to this on the way home from Walmart in my slides, no bra, messy bun, T-shirt, and favorite chucky pajama pants! And to make matters worse, I live in Alabama AND work at said WALMART 😂
This is brilliant!!
Wal-Mart has cupcakes galore! A forty plus body squeezed into junior size skinny jeans just overflowing the waistband has a crying zipper.
Grown women do NOT wear junior's clothes. Especially if you've had children. Those clothes are for 12 year olds.
Grown women old enough to rent a car buy EVEN sizes. Odd sizes are juniors
He always makes me laugh until I cry.
Hence the word "now" and all the other tips still apply in today's fashion.