I was fortunate enough to see Jeff in one of his earliest performances as a new comic at a place in Atlanta called The Punchline. He was hysterical then and he's only gotten better in the years since then.
When I was a teenager, like most teenagers, I tormented my dad with my loud rock music from my room. As an adult, I lost my job & had to temporarily move back to my parents. My dad was retired. He still get up early, go to church, come home, & start blaring classical music while I was still in bed. The roles were reversed! :)
Well no disrespect but I never did and I’m from southern West Virginia so if anyone knows what a redneck is I do lol. I liked him because he did clean comedy and that’s not easy. I don’t know what it is or why but I never thought he was funny. Maybe I’m too dumb or something lol. Anyway, God bless him.
@@johndardi1334he only cleaned it up for the general public. His first albums were so dirty my grandma wouldn't let my dad play them in the car because of me. Btw I'm from VA. Howdy cousin!
@UmmeLaiIa Holla!!! Love Jeff and his comedy. You can relate to it EVEN if you do not live in the South. He reminds me of Cosby and Rodney Dangerfield.
all i can say is this giy is a real master of his thing its clean comedy anyone can watch not to say his is well like a legend to me any way i would let my kids watch him i cant say that about all comedy people lol and dam hes funny
Jeff could have written a whole “ You might be a redneck” album based on my buddy’s farmhouse alone…. “If you rebuild your outboard motor on your kitchen table… you might be…
Love the in-law jokes!!! My in-laws were exactly the same Lol!!! Only difference is instead of Discovery Channel my father in law would sit about a foot away from the t. V. and this was the same room we're sleeping in. Ok at first you think wow that's nice he's right next to the TV so it will be quite. Next thing you know you're jumping out of bed because he's got the News on about as loud as it could possibly be!!! What makes it even funnier was seeing him, with TV full blast, he's cupping his ears so he can hear better.
You all know how, why Rednecks word exists? Where in FACT came from? Well, now Working so very hard, on the range, in the fields, taking care of the township starting 200 years ago, the neck became red from hard work, in the sun, plowing, doing labor in various weather. Also why wore bandannas and ties around the neck to protect from harsh weather. A title of HONOR. Hard work, Country, Family, Bible and Defense. Fact. Plain and simple. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I had a boss man one time, & his wife had made out everybody's paychecks, including his. And when she handed him his paycheck he made this really loud comment, "Alright, a check like this, I might have to go out & get me some strange!" AND without missing a beat his wife busted on him in front of ALL HIS WORKERS... "Well, if you had about 2 more inches you could get some strange right here!!!" The whole room roared with laughter!
Im proud to say im a female figure skater with a glorious absence of sophistication hell I live with a town of preps and I was gonna go to prom in a tux and run down converse
Yeah, visiting my father, he would have the television turned all the way up. And my stepmom, Janice, his wife, would give him hell about it. "Damn it, Joe, that thing is so loud the neighbors can probably hear it! You paid a lot of money for those hearing aids, how come your not using them?" He replies "Yeah, they were expensive as hell, that's why I'm trying not to use them so much. So they don't wear out too quick!" Hey, how can you argue with THAT kind of logic?
Not to mention not everyone wants a comfy office job. Some people would find it boring, some people just aren't suited for it, some people would take the opportunity. Takes all kinds.
Just thought ; hay ! ; Ma ! ; let's run out & ( fire up all ) the tractors & trucks in the field. Why ? ; - is that son ? I Mom , it , is toad floating rain & & we CAN FIND all the tire - air leaks ! ! 😎
Jeff seems like a good guy, clean cut humor, unique act but I find his stand up insufferable and boring. He's far better as the host of 5th Grader than he is at standup, in my very humble opinion.
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Jeff I love you now and forever. Prayers your way.
Thank you for the laughter!!
I was fortunate enough to see Jeff in one of his earliest performances as a new comic at a place in Atlanta called The Punchline. He was hysterical then and he's only gotten better in the years since then.
I saw him back in '96...i was crying laughing so hard!
He’s a legend. I saw him during the “them idiots wirld tour” with Bill and Larry and my sides ached for a week!
Not only the absence of sophistication, but a complete disinterest in it!
When I was a teenager, like most teenagers, I tormented my dad with my loud rock music from my room. As an adult, I lost my job & had to temporarily move back to my parents. My dad was retired. He still get up early, go to church, come home, & start blaring classical music while I was still in bed. The roles were reversed! :)
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Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely funny! How does anyone not think so?
Well no disrespect but I never did and I’m from southern West Virginia so if anyone knows what a redneck is I do lol. I liked him because he did clean comedy and that’s not easy. I don’t know what it is or why but I never thought he was funny. Maybe I’m too dumb or something lol. Anyway, God bless him.
@@johndardi1334he only cleaned it up for the general public. His first albums were so dirty my grandma wouldn't let my dad play them in the car because of me. Btw I'm from VA. Howdy cousin!
@@ChestinysDialed Gosh I didn’t know that!! 👍 Thanks my VA brother
Still funny after so many years.
Jeff is one of the great comedians.
I heard the one about Captain crunch on the radio, I was laughing so hard, my cat looked at me like I had lost my mind!!
Four words..... BEST-SELLING COMEDIAN EVER!!!.
if you hyphenate it, it is one word. so... three words lol
I have heard this story soo many times !!! And he tells it the same way over and over again ... and still it is funny :D
I love this guys comedy
I love jeff foxworthy the way he talks about his family is just like mine hell we. might be related.😊
My favorite comedian.
YOU ROCK DUDE!
I'd never heard the joke about the Discovery Channel before. Major props to Jeff for that. :)
When you need good laugh he delivers!
LOVE clean comedy
True creativity avoids fillers
Jeff Foxworthy is proof that you don't have to be vulgar or horribly offensive to be funny.
Hey! I have the absence of sophistication, and I'm proud of it!
'Sophisticated'; pretentious
Gloriously!
So glad Jeff helps us embrace who we are and to laugh at our world.
Jeff's the greatest.
@UmmeLaiIa Holla!!! Love Jeff and his comedy. You can relate to it EVEN if you do not live in the South. He reminds me of Cosby and Rodney Dangerfield.
Dude I know it’s late but “dawg house”.
Love you all to pieces.
all i can say is this giy is a real master of his thing its clean comedy anyone can watch not to say his is well like a legend to me any way i would let my kids watch him i cant say that about all comedy people lol and dam hes funny
Jeff could have written a whole “ You might be a redneck” album based on my buddy’s farmhouse alone…. “If you rebuild your outboard motor on your kitchen table… you might be…
If you take your family on a road trip, and you bring along your outhouse, you must be.....
Love jeff foxworthy he's so funny
Love the in-law jokes!!! My in-laws were exactly the same Lol!!! Only difference is instead of Discovery Channel my father in law would sit about a foot away from the t. V. and this was the same room we're sleeping in. Ok at first you think wow that's nice he's right next to the TV so it will be quite. Next thing you know you're jumping out of bed because he's got the News on about as loud as it could possibly be!!! What makes it even funnier was seeing him, with TV full blast, he's cupping his ears so he can hear better.
Suzette Sanborn ... Maybe you thought it would be quite quiet.
“You getting a boob job would be like hanging a new chandelier in a haunted house” omg 😂😂😂
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me🙃👍
"Like other predators of the plains, the jackal subdues his prey by cramping its neck and slowly squeezing the life out of its body" - ROTFL :D
my dad's like that. lol
"Hey, you didn't bring your truck Witja-Didja?"
what year was this taped and also, what exact date was this aired?
@ScotishHawaii yes he's the host.
Jeff Foxworthy is so darn funny
You all know how, why Rednecks word exists?
Where in FACT came from?
Well, now
Working so very hard, on the range, in the fields, taking care of the township starting 200 years ago, the neck became red from hard work, in the sun,
plowing, doing labor in various weather. Also why wore bandannas and ties around the neck to protect from harsh weather.
A title of HONOR.
Hard work, Country, Family, Bible and Defense.
Fact.
Plain and simple.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I had a boss man one time, & his wife had made out everybody's paychecks, including his. And when she handed him his paycheck he made this really loud comment, "Alright, a check like this, I might have to go out & get me some strange!" AND without missing a beat his wife busted on him in front of ALL HIS WORKERS... "Well, if you had about 2 more inches you could get some strange right here!!!"
The whole room roared with laughter!
Ha, I work with the hombres. This is really how they are and when asked about it, they say that's what they were taught but okay.
@dkc4475 he's not canadian?
Im proud to say im a female figure skater with a glorious absence of sophistication hell I live with a town of preps and I was gonna go to prom in a tux and run down converse
I go to school with his daughter!
Is she cute?
@@razielkain2304 very important question right there buddy
@ScotishHawaii Yes he is
very funny thank ya
I guess I know now where my financial situation stands .
So funny!
Didn't know this guy existed until I looked his name up when he was mentioned in Homestuck. God damn I'm glad I did :D
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Jeff foxworthy is funnny.
If your mother still drives you to school your no gangster so pull your pants up
facts
Your not a gangster. Your a bitch. Now stfu and pull up your pants!
4 people have an abscense of sophistication
@RealTime88 ORLYNAO?
ROFLS, love it.
These jokes are reruns of his other performances!
Different city, though!
That's how most comedians are though
You build a routine, you develop the timing, and then go on the road and show it off.
"I am NOT making this up." Translation: "I'm making this up."
Hey you didn't bring your Kirby upright witcha didja?
great
Yeah, visiting my father, he would have the television turned all the way up. And my stepmom, Janice, his wife, would give him hell about it. "Damn it, Joe, that thing is so loud the neighbors can probably hear it! You paid a lot of money for those hearing aids, how come your not using them?" He replies "Yeah, they were expensive as hell, that's why I'm trying not to use them so much. So they don't wear out too quick!"
Hey, how can you argue with THAT kind of logic?
Super funny!!!
pretty quick set
Does anyone know whats on that UHAUL truck hummmmm
@RealTime88 Wow you spelled Hola wrong......
It still works, though.
Cheers LOL
@dkc4475 hes not canadian.. lol
😂🤣😅
mail thing hella funny..
Nuh, uh. Mexicans built my house.
But your points should be taken.
Top comment after a year, on a video that has 387k views. I commend you sir.
Thanks
Not to mention not everyone wants a comfy office job. Some people would find it boring, some people just aren't suited for it, some people would take the opportunity. Takes all kinds.
@SuperPivotMaster2000 That wasn't for you.
Il est un comedien en TABARNAK!!!
lol thanks i didn't know i was top comment.
I am the hundredth person to comment. IM NUMBER 100!!!!
Funny
@dkc4475 he was born in georgia...i'm canadian. i kno he's not check his bio
Just thought ; hay ! ; Ma ! ; let's run out &
( fire up all ) the tractors & trucks in the field.
Why ? ; - is that son ? I
Mom , it , is toad floating rain & & we CAN FIND all the tire - air leaks ! ! 😎
Comedy for 50s-something people who listen to pop country because they think there's nothing else to listen to on the radio.
1) Foxworthy is universal
2) In some parts of the country, the only other option is gospel radio. I've driven past them.
@mike3421100 lol, best call. rip gg
Funny Stuff
Gamegrumps...
I am the 100th comment
I hate. Getting old
*not
The Discovery channel? Be glad it's not the Playboy channel.
Male!😂😂😂😂
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most of thos answers could be replaced with mexicans lol juwt sayin
brandon92 r
Its boomer jokes
Yeah. Well those Boomer jokes made that man half a billion dollars
So what? They're still funny, besides one day you too will be OLDER. If you're lucky to ge there.
Waffle House !
Mop
Yyy
Y'all need to grow up.
Jeff seems like a good guy, clean cut humor, unique act but I find his stand up insufferable and boring. He's far better as the host of 5th Grader than he is at standup, in my very humble opinion.