The World According to Gail Chord Schuler

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  • @JohnDoe-xf8ew
    @JohnDoe-xf8ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    What if Gail is the only human who has unlocked 100% of her brain

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Then I'll just leave mine in the off position...

    • @JohnDoe-xf8ew
      @JohnDoe-xf8ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I_Am_Dragoon Fine, have fun in the Bukkake nuclear wasteland

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      John Doe But at least there tacos and burritos in the nukkake wasteland. I’ll take my chances 💁🏼‍♀️

    • @sploogecarp814
      @sploogecarp814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well damn at 100% the brain just starts eating itself then

    • @jenh7417
      @jenh7417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @retrosyk
    @retrosyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    She sounds like she's having a perpetual stroke.

  • @ThickThighsSaveLivez
    @ThickThighsSaveLivez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Look I may be 300+ lbs and I may wear a butt plug but that's my choice not anyone else's

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Can You fart it out and shoot it through a wall

    • @ThickThighsSaveLivez
      @ThickThighsSaveLivez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@sadtoast6122 God if only. Can't tell you how often having an ass canon at the ready would've come in handy in my life

    • @togedautumn8871
      @togedautumn8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This entire video was a trainwreck

    • @conchuroscannlain2794
      @conchuroscannlain2794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Bock send pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Todd-_-Umptious
    @Todd-_-Umptious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    When you look around and you realise there are flat earthers laughing WITH you, you know you've stumbled upon a new level of crazy.

  • @NomzNoodle
    @NomzNoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    She might be schizophrenic, she speaks in that telltale paranoid word salad...

  • @TheNamelessNarrator
    @TheNamelessNarrator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    Just giving a guess that she’s probably got schizophrenia, it’s really a shame she isn’t being treated like she has to have some relatives who are stable.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Plot Twist: She's the most sane person in her family.
      Oh gawd.
      I dunno if true... But who let her have internet connection?

    • @glitchyvibes
      @glitchyvibes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Her parents are Japanese and I’ve watched videos where her moms tried to get her help but she speaks broken English and is kinda crazy about it. Also for the most part as long as somebody isn’t a harm to themselves or others you can’t really force them to get any help.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Sean Wilkinson schizophrenia is not always presented in terms of violent, scary hallucinations/voices. That's a dangerous mindset to think with that has been enforced by popular media.
      Plenty of schizophrenics who have all sorts of hallucinations and hear all sorts of voices. They need help too but.. well... Often get overlooked.

    • @glurganergc4856
      @glurganergc4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'm guessing she's also on a LOT of drugs. But yes, schizophrenia is most likely playing a large role here.

    • @snott9191
      @snott9191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m schizophrenic and I’m not this wild.....

  • @onehellofameme6166
    @onehellofameme6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    "Once women become 300 pounds there farts become toxic" -me waiting for the obese women apocalypse to finally destroy our society and end me.

    • @Fuzhou
      @Fuzhou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Google the term Braphog, you can see the set up of our apocalypse.

    • @onehellofameme6166
      @onehellofameme6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Fuzhou I dun want it anymore.

    • @H0neybaby_23
      @H0neybaby_23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We’re working on it....
      We Fat women are making a giant fart bomb.
      It will be magnificent!

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@H0neybaby_23 They are going to destroy the world with their F-Bomb!!!

    • @juliamason6867
      @juliamason6867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sillygoose2785 sounds like a plan either way, dog. Good for you for having some ambition, unlike the rest of us pathetic layabouts

  • @craniumssuperburger7749
    @craniumssuperburger7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The internet is a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I can find an infinite amount of new songs I've never heard of, and on the other, people who actually think like this can influence other people.

  • @Entropic_StarKid
    @Entropic_StarKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Wait, am I on crack or is this freddys mom from iCarly?

    • @DirtyMike124x
      @DirtyMike124x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Entropic StarKid Both brotha, it’s been a tough life

    • @TheDonSapius
      @TheDonSapius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO, YES THOUGH. XD

  • @Sand-Walker13
    @Sand-Walker13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I have a bad feeling that my grandma is going to mentally devolve into a Gail like state. She's already believing some bizarre conspiracy theories.

    • @dadshoe7607
      @dadshoe7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Psycho Ninja yeah, I feel like a lot of people at the age of about 45 and up start to believe in really weird shit. It worries me greatly.

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It does seem to be around that age for sure

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can't confirm it as a general rule, but it seems to be related with the fear of death and stress from job?
      Like, the older they get, the more they like to belive that there is something more, that life and what they had experienced is not just that. And it saddens me.
      I suggest to reach to a reliable family member (the closer to her the better since they can feel more secure) and go to a neurologist. And tell EVERY change the person experiences.
      I know how it feels and I wish you luck. Something that could help is distracting her with activities and meeting people.

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I must be a grandpa with early onset of dementia as well

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Please don't ignore symptoms. Dementia may not be curable but it can be helped. Schizophrenia can be treated if caught early and combatted by healthy thinking.

  • @whatashame4660
    @whatashame4660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Gail Chord Schuler
    Object class: keter

    • @lordinquisitorpeter8221
      @lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No it's object class: Apollyon

    • @ceooftoxic5380
      @ceooftoxic5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dangerous SCP

    • @lordinquisitorpeter8221
      @lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ceooftoxic5380
      Even the Scarlet King is terrified of her.

    • @Em22-wtf
      @Em22-wtf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaaa!!!!!! Not what I was expecting to read....but, ya agreed!

    • @xXx_Oshino_xXx
      @xXx_Oshino_xXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gary. W not even SCP-999 can save her.
      Edit: now that I think of it, she might fuck 999. *all personnel must keep chord away from direct contact with SCP-999, lethal force is authorized. Any personnel who fail to do so will subsequently be apprehended.

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Suicide Bomber Obese Woman: I just ate at Taco Bell!
    Everyone in a 5 mile radius: OH MY GOD!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I_Am_Dragoon Joseph Joestar in the distance: OHH MY GOOOOOD!

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that really that far from reality?

  • @bracedfob9188
    @bracedfob9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I am a very large boi, so I can verify that yes, we have government issued butt-plugs. Mine looks a Goomba from Mario Bros.

    • @goldendash1527
      @goldendash1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What universe you in lol

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goldendash1527 the best one

    • @briannasorg176
      @briannasorg176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine is just shaped like a sword for the medieval collection,remember that one?

  • @ledakhonsuvods7089
    @ledakhonsuvods7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Hi, old Drunken Peasants fan here, so here's the deal;
    In the early 90s Gail Chord Schuler began developing a form of psychosis, believing that her husband (David Schuler in 1985) had been replaced "piece by piece" by a Jesuit clone, and that the Jesuit's were responsible for replacing multiple celebrities, in particular one "Brent Spiner". She believes that the Brent Spiner that married Loree Mcbride is a Jesuit clone and that the real Brent Spiner is both madly in love with her and aboard her spaceship.
    The video explains this and more fairly well, what it doesn't go into is that she believes the medication she's on for her condition is actually for a yeast infection and that she has done things that could harm her because of this in the past, in one particular video she ventures out into a goddamn monsoon.

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jared Annis you were there too! I miss the classic peasants.

    • @alphaalpacapack
      @alphaalpacapack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do you know what the monsoon video is called?

    • @katiePetsy
      @katiePetsy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's really heartbreaking. Poor woman, although minus the delusions she does seem to be doing well

    • @ledakhonsuvods7089
      @ledakhonsuvods7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@alphaalpacapack 'fraid I can't find it on TH-cam anymore - No doubt it was taken down, I can't imagine a mentally unsound woman venturing out into that is something they'd want associated with their platform.

    • @ledakhonsuvods7089
      @ledakhonsuvods7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@schnoz2372 Yeah, i miss it too, but I started watching before they even hit episode 20 so I think they'd done about all they could think of - Besides, they've got over a thousand hours of content + the Vimeo and old Patreon content. (To this day I still laugh at them freaking out to Canyon Trail XD).

  • @mjakob42
    @mjakob42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's like Alex Jones developed a fart fetish while waiting in line at the taco truck.

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    >she did it on purpose too
    This whole video is killing me but this brought real tears to my eyes.
    Thank you for sharing this artistry.

  • @malachiolson5460
    @malachiolson5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Your videos just feel like a whole mental breakdown 💀

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I mean..I'd hate to see her reaction to people who have fetish for farts.
    What? Giant burritos and giant birds? Oh no.
    *don't summon the macros*

  • @barbiegirlfashionabl
    @barbiegirlfashionabl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The thumbnail has such a strong aura of nutso.
    Edit: 1:20 in and I'm already choking to death from laughter.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was way ahead of you. I died at 0:40. RIP us.

  • @Fuzhou
    @Fuzhou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    In at the 2 view mark.
    EDIT: Hit me with that Bukkake Burrito fampai

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuzhou 🌯😏

    • @JessTheory
      @JessTheory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TY both for making vids about trash onision btw.

  • @RugbyRyan
    @RugbyRyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    So as a former Drunken Peasants fan, I am all too familiar with Gail. She would talk about how she has giant orgies with hugh Jackman, Vladimir Putin, Kim jong un, and various others. Also she apparently actually stalked Brent Spiner from Star Trek since like the 90’s and he still gets asked about, or at least he did at the height of the drunken peasants and he hated being asked about it at Star Trek conventions or events. Basically the overwhelming theory is that Terrance Jenkins is just some dude trolling and essentially feeding into and enabling this woman’s schizophrenia. It’s honestly kinda sad.

    • @eel_grrrl
      @eel_grrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Who is this Terrance? I've never heard of him in all of the stuff I've watched about her

    • @RugbyRyan
      @RugbyRyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      faithfully goth it’s been a few years so I might be rusty but she talked about him a lot around that time that 2014-2016 area I don’t remember exactly but in the videos of her shown on DP he was mentioned constantly by her. I wouldn’t be surprised if she used to spend time on Star Trek fan forums talking about how she loves Brent and he found her there and then just egged on her delusions trying to get more insane stuff out of her for laughs.

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, thats fucked up. i mean its kind of funny but really fucked up

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi fellow DP refugee

    • @RugbyRyan
      @RugbyRyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      glormp glormp don’t worry about me I happily switched over to DFF

  • @cyber_dragon_123
    @cyber_dragon_123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "This is because of the new _anti-fart laws_ we've just put in place..."

  • @bevadryl
    @bevadryl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I want her to write a psychedelic rock album

  • @zachydoom1g
    @zachydoom1g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm pretty sure we've watched an actual MK Ultra experiment.

  • @kelly3965
    @kelly3965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I met brent spiner at a convention and he was so mean to me. I paid 50$ for an autograph anyways. Data is my favorite.

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mmmm Butt Usernames checks out

    • @LugeoOrbis
      @LugeoOrbis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordren5873 Ha ha okay I just don't get it. One of my exes also found him hot and I just don't see it lol. Like I'm so confused is this really a thing?
      Please don't misunderstand I wasn't trying to insult you I just legitimately don't get it.

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LugeoOrbis It's not easy to explain but he has a certain kind of charisma that makes him attractive. Kind of like Norman Reedus, Bill Murray, and Nicolas Cage. They're not traditionally handsome, but there's something about them that piques the interest.

  • @TheSareus
    @TheSareus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    William Sanford Nye (Bill Nye the Science Guy) is an American science communicator, television presenter, and mechanical engineer.

  • @xenathcytrin202
    @xenathcytrin202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I mean, this isnt just her being crazy, she has a following that feeds her a lot of this stuff and steers her delusions towards their own amusment.

    • @briannasorg176
      @briannasorg176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually so sad

    • @waggawaggaful
      @waggawaggaful ปีที่แล้ว

      not at all. her supporters are the only reason she has a decent quality of life. you can support her on patreon if you want, instead of attacking her fans who do contribute financially.

  • @ThatGastrodon
    @ThatGastrodon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Internet lolcows are best watched at a distance, observed but not interacted with. Every time trolls start fucking with crazy people, their antics just get sad and stale. Chris-chan is the prime example of this.

    • @Eibarwoman
      @Eibarwoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And some lolcows are only that to the political opponents of the lolcow. Ex. Kat Blaque would find Richard Spencer disturbing and the same holds true the other way.

  • @Rabbit_Hill
    @Rabbit_Hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey, you be nice to our boy Billy Nye. Also while he isn’t a research scientist, he is a mechanical engineer

  • @SaltyFloridian
    @SaltyFloridian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Joe Rogan: "But, Gail, have you ever tried DMT?"
    Gail: "Joe, I am DMT."

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Doug Bowser, the President Of N.O.A: "Grah ah ah, this is Bowser 'ere! You will never past my evil test, Mario!"

  • @lilguy7491
    @lilguy7491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Her vocal inflections remind me of Chris-chan's.

    • @moloti6254
      @moloti6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as crazy too

  • @vapidrabbit198
    @vapidrabbit198 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i think she's an artist who creates absurd stories and performs them as if she really believes.
    she's awesome!!! NUKAKE!!!

  • @nipplynurpleys
    @nipplynurpleys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This lady and Chris Chan should get married tbh

    • @LiquidClara
      @LiquidClara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Chris is way more in touch with reality than this lady.

    • @tonnentonie2767
      @tonnentonie2767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He just has problems with those slenderous trolls

    • @vaudeville-villain
      @vaudeville-villain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Collin He thinks he can travel to different dimensions and believes he’s married to one of his sonichu characters, not to mention the fact he thinks he’s a legit fucking god. Nigga, stfu with “he’s more in touch with reality.”

    • @mokenetgumshoe1064
      @mokenetgumshoe1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's mine! *BACK OFF M8*

  • @jbrookskaz
    @jbrookskaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    i feel bad for Brett Spiner

  • @rissaroo3258
    @rissaroo3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mechanical engineering is actually a pretty deceptive name. It can be used in a variety of applications, including but not limited to architecture, construction and, in Bill Nye's case, working with NASA

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the only reasonable explanation is that she's a time traveler from the future and hasn't realized what year it is
    I mean that or good old fashioned schizophrenia

    • @allidoiscry4119
      @allidoiscry4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's too high functioning to have schizophrenia

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Once a woman becomes 300 pounds their farts become toxic."
    -Gail Chord Schuler

  • @smugalice6206
    @smugalice6206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And I thought I was too old to laugh at fart jokes. Damn it Deadwing.

  • @hostile-elf
    @hostile-elf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is a 10 year old boy in a 43 year old woman's body

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who would've known people with psychosis and 10 year olds have so much in common

  • @ErintheLiLBucK
    @ErintheLiLBucK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    What in the fresh Hell 😳 she loves to talk about bukkake 😂
    P.S. Loving the facial expressions on Bear!

    • @lordren5873
      @lordren5873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ErintheLiLBucK hahaha "fresh Hell" brent spiners show

  • @moxxie9707
    @moxxie9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wonder if she's seen Surviving Edged Weapons

  • @jiengjieshi7815
    @jiengjieshi7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey man, if you’re looking for any more info on Gail her discord is made by the voice for Terrance Jenkins, along with the people who make the Brent Spiner letters. It’s cruel that they take advantage of her condition, but apparently they help pay her taxes and encourage her to take her meds and be healthy so ig its really up to your perspective.
    Her discord is typically in her descriptions or she pins a comment on her new videos.

  • @samwindmill8264
    @samwindmill8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My burning question is, will some creative soul in DC try to use this woman's endorsement against Tulsi? That'd be a riot

  • @Ģöŕẅÿŋ
    @Ģöŕẅÿŋ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LOVE the new avatar graphics! It adds so much personality to a creator already dripping with it. Being able to see your "reactions" makes it like were cringing in the same room

  • @abitdarksome
    @abitdarksome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've only watched 3 minutes of this video and I don't know if I want to laugh or just sit in confusion.

    • @glennelson8017
      @glennelson8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 9 minutes in and it feels like finding condoms in the gym teachers desk,hilarious but disconcerting

  • @just_going_mads
    @just_going_mads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In the spirit of the great Ben Saint, when it comes to crazy people on the internet follow The Prime Directive.

  • @mikek.6464
    @mikek.6464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Keeping it chill with that Persona 5 music. That's why I sub to you man. The best choices in background music.

  • @heykerryann
    @heykerryann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Omg I totally forgot about her. Back in my Everquest gaming days we used to pass memes of her and links to these videos.

  • @mahougesu170
    @mahougesu170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm no doctor but I think she has schizophrenia. I remember learning in psychology that people who have it often go on really strange, disjointed tangents and end up saying something completely different to what they meant to when they started talking. That, and she seems *very* paranoid.

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    > Sees ElectricalBeast video at 1:50 mark
    I, too, see that you're also a man of high culture.

  • @astolbro7183
    @astolbro7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh my god remember when drunken peasents was good?????

    • @SEAGOIL
      @SEAGOIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Astolbro HELL YEAH

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SEAGOIL remember wild bill for America "America blessed god" god that was such a good podcast they were the only people who could get a laugh out of the right wing crazys without getting all preachy

    • @SEAGOIL
      @SEAGOIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Astolbro JIM ASS WAS MY HERO

    • @meyes5671
      @meyes5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to it?

  • @meaty1658
    @meaty1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I bought one of her books as a joke and honestly I’m not regretting that $10 investment one bit

  • @lorel_b
    @lorel_b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that the bukakke bomb HAS happened

  • @StargazerSkyscraper
    @StargazerSkyscraper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She's also written some fun non-fiction books that are available to purchase online. I bought one of them for my fiance as a birthday gift. It features some... very interesting historical details. Needless to say, we are no longer engaged. Great book though. 10/10 recommend.

  • @kimsteen3064
    @kimsteen3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to work with Gail in Melbourne, FL at Walmart. She was a cashier. Very strange woman.

  • @velvetvices
    @velvetvices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She just sounds like she has schizophrenia and living her best life TBH

  • @aepet22
    @aepet22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if this isn't un-treated schizophrenia, and it isn't satire.. .. i actually think i'm going to agree that she's from another universe, and she's desperately trying to get her message out

  • @gamer65688
    @gamer65688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear"

  • @SPVC3D0UT
    @SPVC3D0UT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the FUNNIEST video I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. The fart collecting machine.

  • @zEropoint68
    @zEropoint68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    gail schuler is a name i haven't heard in a very long time. i remember when she was the rage of the cbs star trek boards back in the paleo-internet days. the brent spiner ladies' club was quite aflutter with concern because even back then, she was a creepy creeper. rumor was that she went to a yard sale he had and bought a box of his old books (this was something to the effect of twenty years ago, now). she went by the handle Anne Droidz back in the day

    • @DeadwingDork
      @DeadwingDork  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cool info! yeah I had no idea she was actually this legendary, surprised I'm the first to mention her in a long time actually. guess she was on Tosh.0 years ago or something?

  • @coltonprine2030
    @coltonprine2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She's like a person from the movie coneheads

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah.
      One of the aliens... >_>

  • @jonathanacevedo7916
    @jonathanacevedo7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought storing farts in containers was normal

  • @SuperLumpyPumpkin
    @SuperLumpyPumpkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit, this is like a feverdream that never goes away

  • @googlekrishna7025
    @googlekrishna7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Didn’t know my alternate dimension mom had a YT channel. Rad

  • @venus_envy
    @venus_envy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ohhhh, the girl obsessed with Data. I feel so bad for Brent Spiner, man. I remember reading a news story about her stalking him or something back in high school. That sucks.

  • @Audiodump
    @Audiodump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Basically all these things come from people who have been trolling her for years. She just....literally believes anything she is told. They tell her the most fucking weird shit and she totally believes it and incorporates it into her ever growing headcanon.

  • @TheReichboy
    @TheReichboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    a very long time ago, she received an inspirational reply to her fan-mail to Brent Spiner; which caused her to get immensely infatuated with him. She left her husband and her children in order to persue her life by Brent's side, but since he was taken; she rationalised the situation by believing the Brent Spiner that is marries is a Jesuit Clone and that the real one loves her and wants to be with her.

  • @itslorn4400
    @itslorn4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Awkah-Punkchur Dockterr"

  • @travisburkley23
    @travisburkley23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was great man. You're definitely my favorite youtuber of 2019

  • @OGTabsterFM
    @OGTabsterFM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What plugin gives you the green/red ratio bar?

  • @SEAGOIL
    @SEAGOIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OH MY GOD, DRUNKEN PEASANTS FLASHBACKS

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caleb K we were there!

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17 - She ain't wrong there. Ohio had to fake a train derailment to cover for a 300+ pound woman farting at the railway yard.

  • @cavemancrazy2507
    @cavemancrazy2507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude, I was a little down today and feeling meh, this video had me laughing my head off! Great vid dude!

  • @nothemoon99
    @nothemoon99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm so glad she's on someone else radar (besides the amazing atheist since i did, in fact, move on from middle school) ive been watching the collective of Gail and her marriage list for Putin knows how long, shes truly elightening the masses, one skype call with jesus at a time

    • @Jefferu_Nintendomoto
      @Jefferu_Nintendomoto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, Claw is sooo much more mature than TJ😂

  • @chapa435ify
    @chapa435ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I walked away for 20 seconds and came back to 4:09 lmfao

  • @jennataylia2801
    @jennataylia2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If we send these videos to the authorities, can she get a wellness check? This woman seriously needs to get checked in.
    The final fantasy 9 music really makes it feel more frantic.

  • @quentingivens4
    @quentingivens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill Nye actually invented some of the tech on the most recent Mars rover. Slim on credentials, but has qualifications.

  • @Kavokado
    @Kavokado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is me when I’m blackout drunk honestly

  • @goshenguy
    @goshenguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm both horrified and amused, and I think that's what she wants.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah. She just wants ground to air anti Giant Burrito ballistic missiles equiped with spermicide wavelengths.
      ;D

  • @amthatdad3450
    @amthatdad3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You're suddenly showing up in my feed and I am quickly discovering that clicking on your content is like watching somebody vomit all over themselves.
    I can't help but to watch.

  • @allosaurustime
    @allosaurustime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Giant sentient burritos and tacos destroying shit HAS to be the funniest conspiracy theory on the fucking planet

  • @Comfortdoll
    @Comfortdoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am quite familiar with Gail, she's a regular on the reaction livestream "No Good Reason To Stream"

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In Bloodborne, once you gain 40 insight, you start to see monsters that were there the whole time but invisible cause your mind was incapable of perceiving them.
    I feel like Gail is what we become when we reach 40 insight in real life.

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So this is the next step in Chris Chan's evolution.

  • @herbertwestirl
    @herbertwestirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i thought the thumbnail was neil breen at first

    • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123
      @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao, that's actually explain her thinking process, maybe she is Neil Breen's wife 😂

    • @herbertwestirl
      @herbertwestirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 i lowkey hope not haha. they look so much alike imagine them just having neil breen looking kids

  • @guntherkn5141
    @guntherkn5141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    SHE JUST MADE A VIDEO ON YOU

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That WHAT THE FUCK was so genuine 😂😂😂

  • @metaford3746
    @metaford3746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She basicly the real life dr.bright from scp

  • @Justagorl
    @Justagorl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine her telling you some bed time stories

  • @paleknight1
    @paleknight1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought Alex Jones was the most insane person.

    • @Eibarwoman
      @Eibarwoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She makes Alex Jones look completely rational. Wow...

  • @itwontfitonii-chan9083
    @itwontfitonii-chan9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somehow, hearing an old crazy lady talk about bukkake nukes just made my day whole lot better.

  • @jmap
    @jmap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love your videos but the levels of the background music often make it way more difficult for me to understand what’s being said. It’s probably a dyspraxia thing and not a widespread issue, but thought I’d mention it.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly... You're probably better off not hearing her... >_>

  • @gaabrrable
    @gaabrrable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's from the future and is trying to warn us of whats to come

  • @songheeg1190
    @songheeg1190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm exciting to see this video. Thanks for the hard work~

  • @joshchelf7729
    @joshchelf7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just realized something absolutely TERRIFYING. Gail bares a STRIKING resemblance to Neil Breen! Could she possibly be his long-lost little sister????

  • @aciddragon210
    @aciddragon210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its really sad that shes actually got paranoid schizophrenia and that shes on meds, they just arent working and she isnt actively aware that she has schizophrenia. people like talk to her and add more shit to her delusions and justify it with 'well we're telling her to take her meds too so its fine'. i really wish she was getting the help she needed

  • @origedit
    @origedit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:50 the way she says "explode" always gets me

  • @shiverburn3264
    @shiverburn3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You should take a look at the channel Psalm 27. There’s a real rabbit-hole there.

  • @alyssaxrad
    @alyssaxrad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill Nye has a bachelor's of science degree and is a mechanical engineer so he is really a scientist.