Inside the Mind of Jilly Juice

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
  • Today we investigate the TH-cam channel of Jillian Epperly, creator of infamous harmful pseudoscience panacea Jilly Juice, and learn the secrets of immortality, the Matrix, weird crunchy mamas, monkeys wearin' booty shorts, and much much more.
    #JillyJuice #Pseudoscience #DrPhil
    Go check out some more Jilly Juice vids!
    Myles Power's vid:
    • Video
    Jeff Holiday's series:
    • Jeff Holiday Jilly Juice
    BionicPIG's vid:
    • Jilly Juice! THE CURE ...
    Amanda the Jedi's vid:
    • This Woman is Going to...
    Music used:
    Sounds For the Supermarket #1 - Various Artists
    Night Life - Jerry Martin (Sim City 3000)
    Stardust Speedway "B" Mix - Naofumi Hataya (Sonic CD)
    Outlaw's Lullaby - Hidenori Shoji (Yakuza 2)
    Under the Rotting Pizza - Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy VII)
    Sleepless City Treno - Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy IX)
    Collision Chaos "B" Mix - Masafumi Ogata (Sonic CD)
    Central Park Sunday - Jerry Martin (Sim City 3000)
    Forested Temple - Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy VII)
    Build #6 - Jerry Martin (The Sims)

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  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    >Claims to be spreading immortality
    >Hates garlic
    Bring out the stakes boys, we got her

    • @neonvigilante6068
      @neonvigilante6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Odd, I thought this would have more comments. It's an original and critical observation and made me laugh, thanks.

    • @halempyrion4406
      @halempyrion4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You have a point.

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’ll get the silver swords

    • @alexanderhood8993
      @alexanderhood8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well let me bring my trusty revolver loaded with sliver bullet.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *pulls muscket with a pitchfork attached * slay the vampire

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    Jillian: My dog is very healthy.
    Dog: (looks malnourished and is barely breathing)

    • @PrincessGalaxia9
      @PrincessGalaxia9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I hope the dog is okay now. I think Jilly is in jail and did the dog get taken away?

    • @PrincessGalaxia9
      @PrincessGalaxia9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @TGDSHARK I did not want to be reminded if her. I feel terrible for the fox.

    • @xredrum41x
      @xredrum41x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it might be dead

    • @jarkmonsoon5527
      @jarkmonsoon5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “My dog died and I’m so disappointed in him for believing in that shit.”

  • @OrNaurItsKat
    @OrNaurItsKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Oh Jillian, I remember the first time I did meth for 15 years and started a nutrition based cult. You silly goose. You new cult leaders have it so easy, we didn't have the internet to help indoctrinate followers in my day.

    • @thebubblesfunshow5532
      @thebubblesfunshow5532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If this is real, I’d love some more context, would make for an interesting reaf

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Y'all bitches have it easy today.
      In my time we had to give pamphlets to people. Like, door to door stuff. You broke-ass bitches don't even need men on the Police. Hell, you don't even have to DEAL with police.
      You just wait until some celebrity buys your shit. Celebrities were smart back then! "It's going to hurt my career!"
      Dick Van Dyke in particular was a bitch.

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your pfp makes me think this isn't a joke

    • @darthsidious4499
      @darthsidious4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love you

    • @sickgurl138
      @sickgurl138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn dude as a recovering addict myself I called out "meth head" when I got into this video

  • @anabantoid
    @anabantoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Not at all surprised that her body isn't healthy enough to follow a regular period cycle, I'm surprised she still has hair tbh

    • @Azby64
      @Azby64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      For real, though! Whenever my nose is back down in the Jilly rabbit hole I'm perplexed as to how she has this following, just considering how translucent and tired her skin appears.

    • @anabantoid
      @anabantoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Azby64 Tbh I'm surprised she doesn't look even worse than she does. I guarantee she isn't following the same protocol she puts out for her followers, I think she's absolutely drinking her crazy cabbage water but she's GOT to be supplementing herself with actual vitamins and nutrients that she tells her followers to avoid; a sort of "do as I say, not as I do" type situation. I think she's on a way less extreme/dangerous version of her protocol than the one she puts out for her followers or she'd probably be dead or at least much more obviously unhealthy by now.
      Legitimately terrifying how culty that is if you think about it, and if my theory is true.

    • @anabantoid
      @anabantoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Alyssa Richardson People like her prey on people with nowhere else to turn; she is going to profit off of people made desperate and afraid because of this pandemic and she WILL put people at incredible risk. She needs to be stopped before she causes MORE deaths due to spreading pseudoscienctific misinformation and peddling her fucking snakeoil to make a profit off of the scared and desperate. She's a fucking monster.

    • @hlalakar4156
      @hlalakar4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or teeth because of scurvy. Or skin and eyes that aren't deep yellow (Just to be clear, that wasn't an Asian slur. I'm talking about jaundice from kidney failure due to enough sodium to kill a mangrove swamp).

    • @elizabethhogan1610
      @elizabethhogan1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think she's passed menopause and thinks that drinking her juice will bring her period back. Reverse the aging process etc

  • @stephaniesins809
    @stephaniesins809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    This woman is just one of the many reasons I don’t like leaving my house 😩

    • @2boofuzzy
      @2boofuzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She gets to vote... :"D

    • @mongojoe21
      @mongojoe21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephanie sins I know what you mean...

    • @mongojoe21
      @mongojoe21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor it’s on mine haha

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too Stephanie but I need fucking MONEY!

    • @Viroyl
      @Viroyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why do all the random peeps on internet get to live close to these fun peeps?

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    "Is she shaking!? It's like she's vibrating"
    No shit she looks like I did when irresponsible doctors were overdosing me with Lithium

    • @moonlightrain6871
      @moonlightrain6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Maybe she’s british

    • @Zombikitty99
      @Zombikitty99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      moonlight rain it’s absolute mad ness luv x💋

    • @cBearTV-
      @cBearTV- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moonlightrain6871 nooo she's not British thankyou,she's all yours! 🤣

    • @MrHotstuff011
      @MrHotstuff011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They were making you a battery

    • @tron7_
      @tron7_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      please expand on this story

  • @calvinlee8103
    @calvinlee8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "Pain isn't a great selling point"
    It's better than "potentially lethal diarrhea".

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dying whilst shitting your lungs out.... Not too sure if that's how I want to go.

  • @constantinethegreat6068
    @constantinethegreat6068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Parthenogenesis is a woman getting pregnant without sperm, Adam is NOT an example of parthenogenesis.

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also, the Amazons reproduced with men

    • @SauceChef
      @SauceChef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatabout Joe?

    • @endmysufferingplz
      @endmysufferingplz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unless god is woman?

    • @Faxy95
      @Faxy95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Soulraven2735 "we want snu snu"😂😂😂

    • @amango7925
      @amango7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@endmysufferingplz now you're just delusional

  • @nateryans6758
    @nateryans6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Evolution is mutations is just...an accurate statement. Sure she doesn’t know what that means but at the most basic level, yes, evolution IS mutations.

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      She seems to think it’s only a bad thing

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Idiots like her think mutations are scary because they think it's the same as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@koichidignitythief7429 I mean it doesn't seem that bad. You just gotta make sure you have an animal to interact with on standby or else you melt into some goo and internal organs.

    • @ichmich9324
      @ichmich9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheBonkleFox you mean like the guy from the movie the Fly?

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ichmich9324 No, I mean Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • @ConifuriousTree
    @ConifuriousTree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The "m" in MILF stands for Matrix

    • @kevinmalone29
      @kevinmalone29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks for this information, Obi Wan

    • @supersonicpacing7365
      @supersonicpacing7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      matrix I’d like to forget

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vallis Daemonum oh dear god no

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay... but where do I stick it in?

    • @anjoujedido
      @anjoujedido 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SallinKari I think you know ;)

  • @someidiotmetalhead
    @someidiotmetalhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "when you're using food as medicine--" gurl you're trying to sell us salty cabbage juice as a medicine

  • @crocus8080
    @crocus8080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    "LGBD." Yes, I am dransgender. A dransman.

    • @Leo-oo2cv
      @Leo-oo2cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      lesbian, gay, bi, dracula
      vampire rights?

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@Leo-oo2cv it's such bullshit, we have to stick to the shadows and be invited in places...

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mike, your profile pic fills me with all the joy :3

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I hope your dransition goes well!

    • @mrsatvrn3894
      @mrsatvrn3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      lgbt - lesbian, gay, bisexual, and depressed

  • @colasupernova2196
    @colasupernova2196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Isn’t there a case of a woman becoming brain dead by drinking two liters of soy sauce

    • @l1z4rdbr34th90
      @l1z4rdbr34th90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Chubbyemu did a video of that IIRC...

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      soy kills

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@l1z4rdbr34th90 A woman drank seven liters of Jilly Juice every day for the rest of her life. This is how she ended up in a ChubbyEmu video.

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She drank 2 liters of soy sauce within 2 hours, resisted drinking any water, then went into cardiac arrest because of the amount of sodium in her blood, ended up with brain damage. She fell for a "colon cleanse" hoax online apparently.

    • @sashimimisha
      @sashimimisha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You would have to not have much brain to begin with to drink two liters of soy sauce.

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Also I've watched a few of your vids now and your videogame music selection is ON POINT

    • @DeadwingDork
      @DeadwingDork  5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      thank you I try 👌

    • @jeremiahwilliams8623
      @jeremiahwilliams8623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DeadwingDork it is a bit loud at times though

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More interested in the MUSIC than the video 👌

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Ugh everytime she uses 'pathogen' or 'pathonagenically'... She isn't even using the word remotely correctly lmao. Typical case of 'I'm using sciency words, I must know what I'm talking about!'
    Man.

    • @loucam-l6214
      @loucam-l6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi reimu

    • @potatobug5136
      @potatobug5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks reimu.

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now that is just straight up photosynthesis!

    • @judeb8663
      @judeb8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s saying “parthenogenically” it means to reproduce asexually

  • @pommiebears
    @pommiebears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “My dog is very healthy” pans to the dog. Dog looks dead.

  • @Joecota95
    @Joecota95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The shaking/vibrating is the sodium poisoning

  • @officialghosty518
    @officialghosty518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    did i just see a sweet bro and hella jeff panel in this year of our lord 2019

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I WAS TAKEN ABACK

    • @FishCatsu
      @FishCatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HOMESTUCK IN 2 0 1 9

    • @FuzBrain
      @FuzBrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's more likely then you think

  • @dwarfbunni
    @dwarfbunni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    LOOK AT MY DEAD DOG, I mean, MY DOG!!!
    LOOK HOW HEALTHY IT IS!!
    Dog: Life is pain.....

  • @maryyumm
    @maryyumm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    great video. so nice to see a more lighthearted mocking of jillian after rage-inducing in-depth videos on her quackery by Jeff Holiday or Myles Power

  • @FromMyPerspectPhoto
    @FromMyPerspectPhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Not a single person acknowledging the Sim City 4 jazz music in the BG.
    You all disappoint me. YOU, Deadwing, are doubly awesome.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is Simcity 3000 music, you ding dong.

    • @Ftfwjdndfjw
      @Ftfwjdndfjw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's half the comments

    • @elizabethhall3937
      @elizabethhall3937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was distracted by the ff7 music.

    • @col.mur.1992
      @col.mur.1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It isn't, but SimCity 4's is on the Ohio Lover video, you dum dum. You're in need of some J Juice.

  • @tincansquaredance
    @tincansquaredance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    12:01 She looks like Hank Hill's neighbor. The one that hates hillbillies.

  • @HitenNoRurouni
    @HitenNoRurouni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    There’s a Sandman comic about a guy who says: “Death is a sucker’s bet.” And Death just lets him live until he admits he wants to die.
    Good comic.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the man just keeps on living despite all the horrible shit he lives through, because fuck dying.

  • @Erika-xm2mi
    @Erika-xm2mi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The fact that her videos get like 80-something views and she still uploads religiously, damn. Her level of dedication and delulu is astounding.

  • @dominikhadlow6348
    @dominikhadlow6348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    this video is better than i actually thought

  • @fell5514
    @fell5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Jilly Juice will restore your period!"
    Later: "Day 900 and still no period. Is it menopause? No. I'm simply not drinking enough of the *JUICE*"

  • @loffeine3454
    @loffeine3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    【qu'est-ce que c'est?】
    -DeadwingDork 2019

  • @MarliAnguisette
    @MarliAnguisette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The switch up from Final Fantasy XIII music to Sims was simply hilarious.

  • @crypticcorvid
    @crypticcorvid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!" ( 2:50 )

    • @coffeeleijon2770
      @coffeeleijon2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

    • @fathergrif9248
      @fathergrif9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah I thought I was seeing things-

  • @demospiral
    @demospiral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i can't believe in 2019 i'm seeing a homestuck gif in a youtube video about jilly juice

  • @doktawhawee9870
    @doktawhawee9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jill: My dog is perfectly fine!
    Dog: *Mario Death sound effect*

  • @peenyweeny3834
    @peenyweeny3834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    jilly juice = cream™ by david firth

  • @outsidercain3038
    @outsidercain3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    After watching her clip, I can't keep asking "Why the long face tho ?"

  • @kikinoir8083
    @kikinoir8083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm by no means in the position to diagnose anyone but she seems to have some grandiosity. :x

    • @D_skeptic
      @D_skeptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not to mention she is talking (or rather rambling) really abnormally quickly. She seems to be suffering from racing thoughts because she jumps from topic to topic to topic. She definitely has a persecution complex. She seems to be suffering from some delusions. I'm sorry but thinking that fermented cabbage & salt water can regrow limbs and make you immortal is delusional. That goes way beyond the normal goofy beliefs that naturopathic community often holds. I even think the vibrating DeadwingDuck mentioned could be chalked up to mania. Either this woman is bipolar or she has a meth problem.

    • @kathleenrivas6257
      @kathleenrivas6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a bit of delusional..
      Sorry its A LOT.

  • @thatonedude
    @thatonedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I find it funny that she tries to say that Adam "parthongenically" created Eve even though that isn't true. God cracked one of Adams ribs and created Eve as a detachment of him, not of a birth from him. I'm not religious, just was forced to read the Bible. That stuck with me. 6:23 btw if you're curious what part I'm referencing.

  • @happyscreams1896
    @happyscreams1896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The term "crunchy mom" is referring to moms who typically use cloth diapers, think organic, natural, breastfeed if possible > formula, etc. Not a bad thing but yes, crunchy mamas are a thing, lol. Just kind of a way of doing things raising a baby, from what I understand.

    • @parimabartender
      @parimabartender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is the reason I dont speak to my sister or ever have met my nieces and nephews. She also doesn't vaccinate them.

    • @happyscreams1896
      @happyscreams1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@parimabartender That is so sad. I hope she comes to her senses for the sake of those poor children.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parimabartender why would you not talk to your own sister just because of her parenting style? I dont agree with everything my brother does with his children but it wouldnt make me disown him, that's silly

    • @ichwill7536
      @ichwill7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlanaBananaCanada how else are they going to act moraly superior?

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ichwill7536 I duno but I think that's a lot sadder than someone not vaccinating children. Maybe its because I grew up in BC canada and "hippy/homeopathy" is commonplace here.

  • @GenericMcName
    @GenericMcName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    >Listening to Treno music while a lunatic is talking about menopause
    That's not something I ever expected experiencing.

  • @ErikaByrd
    @ErikaByrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh my god, I used that supermarket song for a skit I had to do in middle school!!! That hit me in the nostalgia when I heard it! Holy shit!

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Her health looks like it's been in decline ever since she's started her whole Jilly Juice shit and honestly I'm shocked she's still alive.

  • @PartyDemoness
    @PartyDemoness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hella Jeff should have warned us about the J Juice

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jilly: "You are miserable and in pain so guzzle my fermented cabbage saltwater to cure you!"
    Victim: "Oh God...Jillian...I feel horrible and I don't know if I can go on with this..."
    Jilly: "PAIN IS HEALING!"

  • @ferae1718
    @ferae1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    you have some killer content, dude. i dig it. hope to see you get big someday, your style of commentary is hilarious.

  • @Angelbear21
    @Angelbear21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    LMAO I've actually watched alot about Jillian epperly from Jeff holidays channel LMAO she's nuts and I can't help but find her hilarious

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    But i mean, would you really want to live forever if it meant never having a good meal, or a burger, or a beer, again?

    • @a.prando-antichristleadoft3064
      @a.prando-antichristleadoft3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Abstinence can be as pleasurable as Indulgence, or that is what she would like you to believe.

  • @awesomepossum4375
    @awesomepossum4375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Humans: evolved from apes
    Jillian: evolved from bacteria

    • @M0M0M0M0M
      @M0M0M0M0M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if you believe in evolution you believe that humans evolved from bacteria bro

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Juicelad I am petting my house-dragon. *Angrily.*
      We will have none of this.

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Technically we did... Even mitochondria is theorized to be a foreign bacteria inside your cell

    • @Quario
      @Quario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jillian is the only extant multicellular prokaryotic

    • @awesomepossum4375
      @awesomepossum4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit I just made a stupid joke and Didn't Expect this to be a Rant Comment section About religion And evolution

  • @maggotlord7934
    @maggotlord7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the talking heads reference god bless u

  • @ksm13706
    @ksm13706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel kinda bad for her. Shes clearly off her meds and it seems like she doesn't have friends or family looking out for her. Idk it's sad

  • @Morokiin
    @Morokiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hard to watch the video when each Final Fantasy song gets me more nostalgic than the last.

  • @Captainflowers1011
    @Captainflowers1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jilly, I can promise you that if a troll DOES edit and attempt to sell your book, there's nothing they can add or take away from it that will make it MORE idiotic and harmful than the original source.

  • @ruthcruz1
    @ruthcruz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I watch videos from an old lady that does gem therapy sessions (cuz she has a good asmr voice) and I would rather believe her nonsense about Crystal healing than this woman

  • @firmestshrimp710
    @firmestshrimp710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:01 she looks like Hank Hills neighbor Kahn Supbenousenpone or however it's spelled from King of the Hill

  • @dashingapothecary7118
    @dashingapothecary7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "my dog is very healthy"
    actually it looks dead

  • @maydubz1471
    @maydubz1471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hold up
    Menopause starts up around age 40 or so, depending on the person
    if she thinks you're going to die soon around there, either she knows something we don't about the Juice, or she's unlocked an entirely new level of ignorance XD

  • @D.O.R.E.I
    @D.O.R.E.I 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Your laugh is making my day, gonna subscribe, you got humor ❤️

  • @randyrankin682
    @randyrankin682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This must be the result of salting a human brain like it's a freaking dry rub christmas ham.

  • @ArtTasticCreations
    @ArtTasticCreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I want to grow extra arms to maximize efficiency. Sign me up for some of that cabbage water.

  • @systemgroove3406
    @systemgroove3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    _I see this comment section is versed in Cream by David Firth, Jeff Holiday, and Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff._
    _Truly the most ambitious crossover._

  • @bomblessdodongo3093
    @bomblessdodongo3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Evolution is Mutations” I mean that’s not INcorrect...evolution is small beneficial mutations that stack over time, but I doubt that’s what she means lol

  • @Kitkat613
    @Kitkat613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Claiming to regrow limbs is delusional. How do people fall for her bs?

  • @lesbnlime
    @lesbnlime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    i cant concentrate on you or jilly bc the background music is so loud :/

    • @Ftfwjdndfjw
      @Ftfwjdndfjw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pleb

    • @Ftfwjdndfjw
      @Ftfwjdndfjw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You ruined it for me now I agree fuck

    • @thexbigxgreen
      @thexbigxgreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% agree

    • @absolute1476
      @absolute1476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt even notice the background music until this BOI now i cant unfocus on it

  • @Saintdraconis
    @Saintdraconis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I had to take the executive decision"
    >lolcow videos
    I see a man who also knows DSP

  • @Syntania
    @Syntania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You'll get your period back."
    Menopausal me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @yungjerr4545
    @yungjerr4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude the original sims building music gave me flashbacks

  • @emmah4309
    @emmah4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jillian on her deathbed: the juice wasn't salty enough.

  • @tortoiseshell710
    @tortoiseshell710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Goddamnit. You have the best laugh. I need more vids from you

  • @prettychicky7255
    @prettychicky7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I will never forget the time Jeff Holiday got to go on national t.v to say "it can cure the gay"

  • @kquiinn
    @kquiinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The talking heads joke when she said psycho killer caught me completely off guard because I thought the exact same thing at the exact time you said it

  • @jeneanbean
    @jeneanbean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you for the talking heads reference at 16:08

  • @drunkastronaut6927
    @drunkastronaut6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Salt poisoning to make my heart healthier! Why didn't I think of that?

  • @thecour8379
    @thecour8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    her Dog looks so sick. Pray for the Dog to be well again.

    • @maryfreebed9886
      @maryfreebed9886 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dog is gone now. The dog died in horrible pain, after she did the same things to the dog that she does to herself.

  • @emmareid7623
    @emmareid7623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just binged all your vids, great stuff. Also, nice Bulk Bogan reference @7:36 hahaha

  • @PasserEminibey
    @PasserEminibey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if using garlic is a drug than I've had a problem for a lot longer than I thought

  • @Idontknow-sb7wb
    @Idontknow-sb7wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    16:07 Qu'est-ce que c'est!

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This chick stole her conspiracies straight from movies

  • @thetruth4654
    @thetruth4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody needs to take this women down, she can drag herself down fine all on her own

  • @fishstx5897
    @fishstx5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This really inspired me to do wayy too much research just to prove this lady wrong

  • @agargoyle12345
    @agargoyle12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Athena: did she confused/conflated the Parthenon with parthenogenesis?

  • @princenadroj9766
    @princenadroj9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah, I wonder if it can make me grow wings, or the ability to climb walls.

  • @dopesick8004
    @dopesick8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Crunchy” means granola like. Hippieish.

    • @DeadwingDork
      @DeadwingDork  5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually learned that like, later that day, after recording that vid. Go figure lmao.

  • @whyamipluto6120
    @whyamipluto6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Qu'est-ce que c'est" SENT ME 💀

  • @Throwbacky2k
    @Throwbacky2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Is it just me..or does her face remind anyone else of a literal Oval. Like the shape.

  • @troutglasses
    @troutglasses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:52
    I warned you about stairs bro

  • @Elias___
    @Elias___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Only facebook could produce these people

  • @valcee_
    @valcee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m convinced that jilly juice started corona because damn that cough

  • @chrislarsennyc
    @chrislarsennyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the music to loud bro

  • @69SalterStreet
    @69SalterStreet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Really like your stuff. Btw Bearing wants his patented bear on an armchair back

    • @DeadwingDork
      @DeadwingDork  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      People keep telling me about Bearing but I've had dibs on Disappointed Banjo the Pooh for years.

    • @martinsvillechivo7892
      @martinsvillechivo7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeadwingDork It looks funny

  • @thomasglover5455
    @thomasglover5455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If this stuff regrows limbs if you drink too much will your umbilical cord grow back if so what will be on the other end?

  • @lordren5873
    @lordren5873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Original Sims Build mode music

  • @dalamarwren424
    @dalamarwren424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be perfectly honest, if this psychos juice did work I wouldn’t want it anyways. I’m a firm believer in the afterlife and being immortal would be so…….boring and depressing, you would see everyone else you love pass on and everything you do would eventually become dull, without a true end, but if you wanna fool yourself and drink vomit like water to escape the inevitable to make yourself happy than I guess your ok in my book.

  • @caitlinobrien3828
    @caitlinobrien3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like if there were any truth behind the alleged "benefits" of the whole salted, fermented cabbage juice thing then the Chinese, Russians, Irish, etc, would have figured it out a long time ago.

  • @barnacle1505
    @barnacle1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yakuza music over Jillian talking is surreal. The Dragon Vs. The Juice

  • @judgmentboy2728
    @judgmentboy2728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love your use of Sonic CD music. Great music tastes, man.

  • @andrejg4136
    @andrejg4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Real talk that intro sold me on whatever it is you wanted to talk about for the next 20+m of this video.
    I love deadpan humor so much.

  • @Zombikitty99
    @Zombikitty99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pssst **lifts trench coat** wanna buy some garlic bread

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I would like to buy some garlic bread.

  • @daimenblake4709
    @daimenblake4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:00 "I warned you about those stairs man!"
    Sorry, I see an ms paint staircase and the flash backs start...

  • @Billybloop
    @Billybloop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It doesn't take a psychologist to heavily suspect that this woman has schizotypical personality disorder.

  • @thingything00
    @thingything00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A sweet bro and hella jeff reference... in a deadwing video... nothing will ever let me escape it

  • @recino2
    @recino2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did she say menopause is a spectrum?

  • @samno911
    @samno911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the 1970s supermarket music, been a while since i've hear it!

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    @joesmoe3252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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