As an ex-zookeeper, I can assure you there is very little difference between a tiger, and a housecat... behaviorally speaking. The difference is size. When you cat randomly swipes at your face in the middle of a petting session for no apparent reason, you recoil and tell him "NO! Why'd you do that? Bad kitty!" And when the tiger does the same thing, you walk to the corner of the room to pick up your face. Provided you can still walk. They are NOT pets.
Unlike the audience. I find it baffling how people burst into laughter even when this matter is being taken seriously by intelligent and professional individuals and organisations. The conditioning of the general public is incredibly deep-set.
@@TwoPercentViking good point and the media influence on this subject had reached across the world. My girlfriend is from Asia and she made a joke about it when I mentioned it to her and I was surprised and disappointed. How is it that so many people around the world are so easy influenced to not take such a significant subject seriously.
@@Clifton8823 It is mostly because of the government 'little green men' campaigns starting shortly after Rosswell. There are many stories out there from ex goverment employees who did cover ups about legitimate stories and amplified the debunked ones in the news cycle. The reasons why the american government chose to do this back then are unclear. Some say they are nefarious; hoarding secret alien technology to unlock it's secrets for themselves before informing the public. Making deals with energy companies and the Defense departments. Others say that the goverment is planning a false flag operation. Making everyone fear aliens, in order to unite us all in a global government so we may defend ourselves against 'the alien threat'. But it might also just have been to soothe peoples minds, with the stories emerging back then. It is a very human reaction to laugh off something scary. Whatever the case, I am kinda dissapointed that now, apparently for many the first thought is about the threat of war, or obtaining technology and weapons. If there is advanced alien life out there, I am much more interested in their, discoveries of the universe, their sciences and medicine, filosophies, religeons and art. And it might be up to us to prove that we are worth interacting with. What ever is out there, we best be on our best behavior. And maybe show each other (and whoever is watching) some humanity. To stop murdering each other over skin color, religion and land and get over our greed at the expense of others and the environment would be an excellent way to start if you ask me. Nothing so far indicates that these unknown aireal phenomenon are a threat. Being scared of what we do not understand is something I hope we can avoid.
United States blocks UN call for Israel-Palestinian ceasefire !!! What a peaceful politicians Americans shame on you that you have a such bloodthirsty politicians
My biggest takeaway from all of this is that Jimmy Kimmel has a special device that allows him to play the Harmonica while he drives... I could NOT make that up!
I don't know who is worse Obama or Biden 🤣 Border crisis, raising taxes, forgets his own name, taking guns away, falling up stairs, whoever voted for this 🐈 is a joke. Mixed girl too so what's up.
Hahaha seeing Kimmy drive and play the harmonica is so funny. But I can totally see myself doing aomething like that as well. Air drums, and harmonica lmao .
@@ShrinkRai why that face? He's sniffing people's hair, talking about rubbing other people's leg hair and rubbing them while it's wet and kissing all over children and women. I don't give a flying flip if you're republican or democrat dude is freaking weird. Kissing the back of ladies head's. The fact that you do the classic eyeroll is very telling. He's a creep and if he was a republican you and all these other people on this thread would be making the same remarks about him but way worse. Why be a hypocrite? I can't stand people who can't come out of their own political view and recognize their own political leaders issues. It's sad, frightening and hypocritical. Don't know if you have children or not but pretty sure you'd warn your child about these behaviors if it was their coach at school or teacher if not then that's not good patenting either. 🤷♀️
They're radar/electromagnetic transmission reflectors / absorbers onboard very light inflatable craft powered by small turbojets. The tech started just post WWII and has been quietly advanced since then.
Of all things you have other names for, like UFO, dead spirits, haunting, zombie, undead and such, we Muslims have a single term for them - _jinn._ _Jinns_ can come in any form and shape. Some, like humans, believe in God and while others not and deny His existence.
@@democlips1 As I said, jinns exist in form, shape, spirit and space. They live with us unseen on Earth, above, below and beyond. They are not limited by any dimension or anything. So, UFO could be part of them.
Don't even tell me you don't want to put 'skin salesman' on your next resume. When a potential employer shakes your hand, don't let go, just admire it for a moment. Maybe rub your thumb over it, and look him dead in the eye. "I'm going to love working here."
I'm lazy so I'm only going to say this once so I hope I get enough likea to reach the top. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel Live. I live for these monologues. You have been with me through a lot, a coming out, a 9 year breakup, 4 years of a trump presidency, and other countless tragedy's. Whenever life gets a little too surreal, this show brings me back down, it makes me remember that this is all just a ride that could end at any moment, to have fun with it and not to take things so seriously. Again, Thank you Jimmy Kremble.
17 years and I have never seen an episode. this was the closest I will ever get and thanks for that.....I know, I could have passed but it was like a car accident, couldn't look away. Was fun to see your friends reactions.
I could watch a whole series on Jimmy & the others sitting around talking about the bachelor / bachelorette contestants & I don’t even watch those shows 😂😂
Jimmy and Molly are so cute and funny together. I have never watched the bachelor or bachelorette and don't plan on it now after that critique. Welcome back band. Jimmy and his harmonica so funny and talented.
5 17 21 Hey @@tchactvalimee1878, He may have cried when he discussed his son's heart surgery & how grateful he was to the surgical team, nursing staff, & having healthcare. Hope that may help. v
This feels like one of those movie media montages (the ones with talk shows, newspaper articles, famous people getting dramatic about stuff...) where humanity is too stupid to actually comprehend what's going on
As soon as he mentions the bachelorette, l change the channel. Network pimping is always a turn off and if he truly digs the show, it's an intelligence deficiency we'll overlook
Kimmels odd fascination, almost borderline obsession, with the Bachelor and Bachelorette tv shows, is the one thing I intensely dislike about his show. Depending on if I'm watching his show on tv, or just his monologue on youtube, nothing gets me to change the channel, or end the video faster than when he starts talking about these vapid, braindead, desperate reality shows.
Bro, did you not learn punctuation in English class or did you black out for 10 years? Are you that lazy that you can't use a couple periods or do you not know where to put them? That would kind of explain it, I guess, but stupidity is an easy assumption to a larger problem.
Hey Jimmy, we sent out an invitation and a map to get here with the Voyager spacecraft. Now people are surprised that we have visitors from out there? We put out the welcome mat, now we got every drunk uncle around the galaxy coming here!!
1:49 They warp gravity around them using dense material that allows them to fly at incredible speed without wings or pulsation. Think of it as the dense material as the horse pulling and the wagon is moving forwards. Real question is, what is this dense material and how can we replicate it to achieve flight such as this.
I think that's an old-fashioned reflexive comment. Most women I know say that wouldn't bother them. My top best looking guys in my surroundings are all nearly there and shave the rest.
Yes PLEASE. Watch as a dozen or two people make a soap opera about pretending to be in a soap opera... Do you have _nothing_ better to do with your time? There's gotta be some uncrushed candy out there or something.
As an ex-zookeeper, I can assure you there is very little difference between a tiger, and a housecat... behaviorally speaking.
The difference is size.
When you cat randomly swipes at your face in the middle of a petting session for no apparent reason, you recoil and tell him "NO! Why'd you do that? Bad kitty!"
And when the tiger does the same thing, you walk to the corner of the room to pick up your face. Provided you can still walk.
They are NOT pets.
🤣🤣🤣
Yes
Will this stop me from interacting with big cats one day?
No I wanna work in a sanctuary lmao
@@Lost-mb1gj he said big cats are not pets, sanctuary are keeping the animal to help them they don’t keep them as pets
@@thegameranch5935 Learn to take a joke sir 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Entrepreneur is French for unemployed”😂
I think I'm going to steal/borrow that line. It's too good not to.
Lolol every man on dating apps, lol
(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.........
@@hoyle9986 I live in Europe and I have to say: every US expat on dating apps ;)
Cool that Jimmy takes the UAP seriously. Instead of just making jokes about little green men and laughing it off like most other shows.
Agreed. If there's any time to be ahead of the curve on the UAP subject, it's now.
Unlike the audience. I find it baffling how people burst into laughter even when this matter is being taken seriously by intelligent and professional individuals and organisations. The conditioning of the general public is incredibly deep-set.
@@TwoPercentViking good point and the media influence on this subject had reached across the world. My girlfriend is from Asia and she made a joke about it when I mentioned it to her and I was surprised and disappointed. How is it that so many people around the world are so easy influenced to not take such a significant subject seriously.
Lol that's exactly what he did just laughed at it and that's all right A lot of people that's he's made fun of is going to have the last laugh
@@Clifton8823 It is mostly because of the government 'little green men' campaigns starting shortly after Rosswell.
There are many stories out there from ex goverment employees who did cover ups about legitimate stories and amplified the debunked ones in the news cycle.
The reasons why the american government chose to do this back then are unclear.
Some say they are nefarious; hoarding secret alien technology to unlock it's secrets for themselves before informing the public. Making deals with energy companies and the Defense departments.
Others say that the goverment is planning a false flag operation. Making everyone fear aliens, in order to unite us all in a global government so we may defend ourselves against 'the alien threat'.
But it might also just have been to soothe peoples minds, with the stories emerging back then. It is a very human reaction to laugh off something scary.
Whatever the case, I am kinda dissapointed that now, apparently for many the first thought is about the threat of war, or obtaining technology and weapons.
If there is advanced alien life out there, I am much more interested in their, discoveries of the universe, their sciences and medicine, filosophies, religeons and art.
And it might be up to us to prove that we are worth interacting with. What ever is out there, we best be on our best behavior.
And maybe show each other (and whoever is watching) some humanity. To stop murdering each other over skin color, religion and land and get over our greed at the expense of others and the environment would be an excellent way to start if you ask me.
Nothing so far indicates that these unknown aireal phenomenon are a threat. Being scared of what we do not understand is something I hope we can avoid.
good to start off the week with Jimmy
I actually thought it was one of his weaker monologues in awhile.
Sh*t was weak dawg
@Quotations you again? Dam.. stalk much 😂. GOMD
This guy hasn't been funny for 30 years
@@gbamm2990 Then why are you here?
Jimmy you crack me up with your continual Bachelor updates. What would I do with out them. 😂
and I don’t even watch the bachelor
Provides a lot of material/fodder. I never watch it, so it's great to get the cringey highlights.
I think the whole thing is ridiculous, and stupid. I skipped it all. Just another soap opera.
😂🤣😂 " Look out Florida Texas is really makin a run." 🤣🤣🤣
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo! 💗💗💗
I have never and probably will never watch The Bachelor but would definitely binge on"First Look"!🤣
That "take me to your leader" joke was freaking hilarious
“My name’s Quartney with a Quart!”
He's the butt of all jokes The milkman is your father
!7 years of Bachelorette: who woulda thunk it 8 minutes of Bachelorette more than I want to tolerate!
Ever since I heard the words skins salesman I have Silence of the Lambs in my head.
United States blocks UN call for Israel-Palestinian ceasefire !!! What a peaceful politicians Americans shame on you that you have a such bloodthirsty politicians
Creepy beyond creepy.
Ed Gein immediately popped into my head.
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(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.........
We had an Unidentified Arrogant Phenomenon for four years!
My biggest takeaway from all of this is that Jimmy Kimmel has a special device that allows him to play the Harmonica while he drives... I could NOT make that up!
Jimmy wearing a MIB suit. Classic👽
A now still small tiger kept privately in a tennis club. People, shame on you!
I will never understand how something like this can be allowed.
I love having a president where the most you can say is that he's older, and he's a little weird. :)
I don't know who is worse Obama or Biden 🤣
Border crisis, raising taxes, forgets his own name, taking guns away, falling up stairs, whoever voted for this 🐈 is a joke. Mixed girl too so what's up.
@@niiclark6452 trumps worse.
Rather all that, then someone who says there are fine people on both sides
More than weird😒
@@HarmanSingh-of8ro really? That's your measurement? It's no wonder you're watching an idiot leader of other idiots like Kimmel.
Hahaha seeing Kimmy drive and play the harmonica is so funny. But I can totally see myself doing aomething like that as well. Air drums, and harmonica lmao .
Did you not hear the UFO news ?!????? WTF is up with you american's is everything a joke?
Driving with harmonica + air bag = permanent, musical braces.
That made me laugh 🤣
I can hear it in my mind... like dropping a safe on a bagpipe? Like a stick of dynamite in a bagpipe.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅 omg this had no right being this funny! 😂😅
This was my first thought too :) haha
Watching all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦
I'm watching from just a little North of you in Denmark 😉
Watching from Aruba🇦🇼
@@jrm1880 “little” are u taking the solar system as a reference
@@jrm1880 Hello from Singapore!
Hi from Bosnia👋
That was the largest collection of square jaws outside of a Marvel movie.
Or the Gallery of Habsburg Family Portraits.
imagine if marvel buys jaws sequel. think about it..
"The CDC, and Department of Children Services" advises all parents to keep their daughters at least six feet away from Matt Gaetz.
That guideline won't be changed anytime soon! Lol.
Just 6 feet
I'd add sons too, I'd want my sons to have a good example, not that BS
It'll be a federally mandated 500 feet once ol' Matty gets out of jail.
@@ShrinkRai why that face? He's sniffing people's hair, talking about rubbing other people's leg hair and rubbing them while it's wet and kissing all over children and women. I don't give a flying flip if you're republican or democrat dude is freaking weird. Kissing the back of ladies head's. The fact that you do the classic eyeroll is very telling. He's a creep and if he was a republican you and all these other people on this thread would be making the same remarks about him but way worse. Why be a hypocrite? I can't stand people who can't come out of their own political view and recognize their own political leaders issues. It's sad, frightening and hypocritical. Don't know if you have children or not but pretty sure you'd warn your child about these behaviors if it was their coach at school or teacher if not then that's not good patenting either. 🤷♀️
He is so genuine in his intense curiosity about this legitimately strange phenomenon.
Talking about The Bachelorette?
@@eriscyl damn your fabulousness - you beat me to it
They're radar/electromagnetic transmission reflectors / absorbers onboard very light inflatable craft powered by small turbojets. The tech started just post WWII and has been quietly advanced since then.
Yep. A single person dating/kissing/etc. multiple women/men, sometimes in a matter of hours is indeed a _legitimately strange phenomenon._ 🤪
@@jpslayermayor9293 are you serious and if you are, how do you know?
The hens cackling
I was hoping Matt Damon's picture would have been there in the bachelorette part xD
I was thinking the same thing but with Guillermo!
Keep up the good work jimmy
I want this weekly breakdown of the bachelorette - only way I will ever know what's happening when people talk about it. 🙃
omg I love the way he questions “did you see the UFOs” 😂
p.s. I’m glad the band is back
Me too. I rewindd it many times.
I think Kimmel has the best approach to UFOs out of any late-night hosts. That one time he point-blanked Obama about it? 🤌👽
There goes Jimmy with his jokes😂
King of mediocrity
Love Jimmy so funny 😂
@@landahans227 And yet you're watching. Cynicism is about the hackiest of all commentary. It's cheap and easy. Sound familiar?
@@landahans227 whereas you are hilarious
Jimmy is hilarious!
Yeah, right, aliens who haven't even mastered stealth technology.
Kimmel: UFO's Exist
Jon Batiste: INDEED!
Of all things you have other names for, like UFO, dead spirits, haunting, zombie, undead and such, we Muslims have a single term for them - _jinn._
_Jinns_ can come in any form and shape. Some, like humans, believe in God and while others not and deny His existence.
@@waryaawariiri1812 except that UFO is not nomenclature of the spiritual realm
@@democlips1 As I said, jinns exist in form, shape, spirit and space. They live with us unseen on Earth, above, below and beyond. They are not limited by any dimension or anything. So, UFO could be part of them.
@@waryaawariiri1812 this makes as much sense as any explanation...
His wife is the cutest, I love when she makes an appearance!
and Molly called Conner B for being in the top 2 .. Let's see !
Don't even tell me you don't want to put 'skin salesman' on your next resume. When a potential employer shakes your hand, don't let go, just admire it for a moment. Maybe rub your thumb over it, and look him dead in the eye. "I'm going to love working here."
Lol and creepy. Not sure how to feel about that comment. All I know is if I heard the words "put on the lotion" I'd be running.
If some guy tried that with me I'd punch him in the face.
disgruntled skin salesmen workplace incidents hit different.
Consider it DONE! 👍
@@tiffanymichaels2429 where do you keep your lotion baskets? 🧺
I could watch the last segment for hours!!!!! Especially with Jimmy’s wife.
The band is back!
And soon, they'll be back in tune, too!
Why there is no mention of the protests?
I'm lazy so I'm only going to say this once so I hope I get enough likea to reach the top. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel Live. I live for these monologues. You have been with me through a lot, a coming out, a 9 year breakup, 4 years of a trump presidency, and other countless tragedy's. Whenever life gets a little too surreal, this show brings me back down, it makes me remember that this is all just a ride that could end at any moment, to have fun with it and not to take things so seriously. Again, Thank you Jimmy Kremble.
Great to have the band back! Slowly we progress to "normal."
Slowly we progress to "normal."
From what I remember, the only thing Donnie does with gardens is let Melania turn them into tennis courts, so....
But if you’ve seen her older modelling work, she doesn’t know how to trim a bush. That’s a lot of bush to trim for a tennis court.
@@mikeolson6749 The pix I saw looked like scorched Earth. Like the 1st Cav had special permission to use Agent Orange. 💯 defoliated!
@@WillBravoNotEvil that must’ve been post Donny hiring Mexicans to do that trimming. The same team that takes care of Ivanka
Bunch of weirdos those Trumps.
@@chondominguez6995 cause the Bidens aren’t. Hahahahaha.
i completely agree jimmy it’s insane they are just talking about it now
Agreed!
17 years and I have never seen an episode. this was the closest I will ever get and thanks for that.....I know, I could have passed but it was like a car accident, couldn't look away. Was fun to see your friends reactions.
Are you the alien he’s talking about?
What are you talking about weirdo?
"It was like tiffany" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Lauren Bobert + Q = Qbert
That is HIGHLY insulting to Q*Bert.
@@davidlundquist1979
hahaha...
sorry Q*Bert, where ever you are,
I am sure it is progressive.
It hops around like AOC on Twitter.
The bachelors evaluation is funnier than hell!
they need a guy that's 50% less intellectual, has a massive mustache and sits behind a little desk and reads the news. America needs Ron Burgundy.
YaY! Band is back, CELEBRATE Y’all!
Are we truly entering next phase???!
Is it just me, or did all that plexiglass muffle the acoustics? Also, too many rim shots.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc They sounded terrible. I thought it was a joke.
Jimmy & Guillermo still kicked it without the band! 😆
I could watch a whole series on Jimmy & the others sitting around talking about the bachelor / bachelorette contestants & I don’t even watch those shows 😂😂
The band's first song should have been the theme song from the XFiles :-)
Jimmy and Molly are so cute and funny together.
I have never watched the bachelor or bachelorette and don't plan on it now after that critique.
Welcome back band.
Jimmy and his harmonica so funny and talented.
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Love your monologs! 💗
You’re vaccinated.
With trumps vaccine 💉. 😁
Laugh out loud segment! Especially the President Biden Venmo sketch. Hysterical 🤣
Jimmy is going to make Hannity cry again!🤣
Jimmy actually cried live 😂. What a whimp
@@landahans227 When. and if so, it must be for a good reason. Insulting people just for their emotions shows how insecure you are.
5 17 21 Hey @@tchactvalimee1878, He may have cried when he discussed his son's heart surgery & how grateful he was to the surgical team, nursing staff, & having healthcare. Hope that may help. v
@@virginiatyree6705 That helps a lot. Thanks.
5 17 21 Hey again @@tchactvalimee1878 , Anytime. 😊...v
2:51 They're so rusty at playing again, that the other band member on the right gets surprised on a freaking RIM SHOT lmaooo 😅😂🤣
Luv Jimmy Kimmel, except when CBS forces him to promote their crappy bachelor shows.
ABC
You're my Hero Kimmel,GOD bless you
Hi Jimmy
Hey what's up
I don’t watch the Bachelorette but this was a funny segment! I could watch them evaluating the guys from their profiles all day!!!
Hello jimmy
This feels like one of those movie media montages (the ones with talk shows, newspaper articles, famous people getting dramatic about stuff...) where humanity is too stupid to actually comprehend what's going on
The out of tune band riff has me ROTFL for some reason.. They're rusty! llllol
I didn't know I could love Kimmel more until I heard about the harmonica while driving story.
I honestly have never watched the Bachelorette but Jimmy is really hyping me up for it 😂
Easily influenced much 😂
Why?
As soon as he mentions the bachelorette, l change the channel. Network pimping is always a turn off and if he truly digs the show, it's an intelligence deficiency we'll overlook
No, never interested. v
Kimmels odd fascination, almost borderline obsession, with the Bachelor and Bachelorette tv shows, is the one thing I intensely dislike about his show. Depending on if I'm watching his show on tv, or just his monologue on youtube, nothing gets me to change the channel, or end the video faster than when he starts talking about these vapid, braindead, desperate reality shows.
I love that we have benign grandfather jokes about our President. What a relief. These were really funny.
Well Jimmy I'm sure glad the band's back the show ain't a show without a band work on guys
The show sucks bruh
Trump is gone your jokes are gone
Bro, did you not learn punctuation in English class or did you black out for 10 years? Are you that lazy that you can't use a couple periods or do you not know where to put them? That would kind of explain it, I guess, but stupidity is an easy assumption to a larger problem.
@El Cruzer The grand orange Turnip
@@landahans227 Yet here you are, watching a TH-cam video of a show on TV. So, you had 2 opportunities to ignore it and not watch it and you still did.
I was NOT ready for the burns...or that harmonica clip!! 🔥
Hey Jimmy, we sent out an invitation and a map to get here with the Voyager spacecraft. Now people are surprised that we have visitors from out there? We put out the welcome mat, now we got every drunk uncle around the galaxy coming here!!
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1:49
They warp gravity around them using dense material that allows them to fly at incredible speed without wings or pulsation. Think of it as the dense material as the horse pulling and the wagon is moving forwards.
Real question is, what is this dense material and how can we replicate it to achieve flight such as this.
Strap Donald Trump to a Space X rocket and let him goooooooooooo 🚀!
Yeeeea we have some learning to do before strapping in for that loll 😉✌👽🍾
Entrepreneur - Which is French for "unemployed"
All i can say is im enjoying to see our now president. After the last president, ANYTHING is an improvement.
"he'll never ever go bald" - that's a gut punch...
Especially since it's not true. When guys like that go bald they go strong bald
I think that's an old-fashioned reflexive comment. Most women I know say that wouldn't bother them. My top best looking guys in my surroundings are all nearly there and shave the rest.
Bosley hair restoration LOL 😂 Number one in celebrities
@@karmic-lt3mi That last sentence makes it sound like men just grow in the area near you lol
Slurp! AAAAAAAAHH! 😂😂
We are not alone "
I’m so Glad Jimmy finally acknowledged that without ridiculing!
While I really like jimmy - I think Molly brings wisdom and sanity to the program. Yeah Molly. Moms rock.
Music on the roof ...so sweet! 🎶
Navy Pilots: We see UAP in our restricted airspace, surpassing our technology, posing a serious security threat
Kimmel Audience: LOL
Ive been waiting for Jimmy Kimmel to roast Hannity. Do it do it!
What did Hannity do?
He also venmos for Moon Pies and penny whistles
I dont fancy Gaetz's chances! Do you?
wait…i need to go to this tennis club
LMAO y’all are friends with Louis Virtel?? Shout out to my Keep It gang 💅🏼
Aliens: "We've been coming here for 70 years, performing anal probes, and all we've learned is that one in ten humans don't seem to mind."
Also aliens: "Maybe we should abduct some political or religious leaders, instead of any rando in a pickup truck."
@@deandupont5503 maybe they have. I'm more than certain neither would own up to it or seeing something.
fake alien invasion to scare and control population
Texas isn't giving Florida a run for it's money, they're both equally ridiculous
My first music instrument of interest was Harmonica. They looked cool, hand held, highly portable.
Operative word "looked."
Just kidding, my fella and my friends are all musicians. A guitar strap without 3 loops for harps is no guitar strap at all.
Aliens exist
Love you Jimmy!!
who is that other guy in the Bachelor chat group? He was hilarious!
Louis Virtel. He's the sassy snap guy from Jeopardy and apparently one of Jimmy's writers, I learned today.
@@thenostalgiabusiness Followed him on Twitter. Thanks!
UFOs exist unidentified flying object meaning a pigeon can be a ufo lol
Less Bachelor, more Guillermo!
Yes PLEASE. Watch as a dozen or two people make a soap opera about pretending to be in a soap opera...
Do you have _nothing_ better to do with your time? There's gotta be some uncrushed candy out there or something.
Aliens be like, lets travel few light years to play hide and seek 🛸💦💦
Woah woah hold your spaceships now
I can see why Billy kimmel can NOT seem to eat enough Broccoli 🥦 to get his fill. ❤️
I got a ticket for driving while harmonica-ing with that same brace.
Kimmel scared shitless to talk about Apartheid in Palestine - the biggest global story right now. Such courage!
This was in Houston? Lmao there was a tiger found wandering around south San Antonio like a month ago too 😂
Nice, his band is back, awesome!!
Jimmy is the man of the hour these days
Have to say I admire Jimmy's taste in women. Molly is a cutie!
Awesome to see the band again!!😊
U mean UFOs firing Jewish space lasers into our atmosphere...? lol
12:36 I had not realised I could love Jimmy Kimmel more until this