Why DougDoug is overfeeding Parkzer

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  • @Goomba456
    @Goomba456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6881

    The DougDoug-Parkzer dynamic is beautiful, I have no idea how they're even friends

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1612

      It's like they're on complete opposite ends of the Weird Person spectrum and it somehow works as a fantastic friendship.

    • @roxygaming5968
      @roxygaming5968 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +507

      The best friends make you wonder why they're even friends.

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      DougDoug-ParkzerParkzer

    • @AceStudios10
      @AceStudios10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

      Sometimes you mesh with someone very different and it turns out like this lol

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      it's like polarity. opposites attract

  • @Funghios
    @Funghios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5731

    Doug and Parkzer are such a good duo. Doug is chaotic neutral, meanwhile Parkzer has never heard of DnD

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

      Dougdoug is chaotic evil, have you seen some of the stuff he's done on r/wehatedougdoug? Horrifying.

    • @HelloIAmAnExist
      @HelloIAmAnExist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +258

      ​@@sugoistalin7809yeah, this video is a good example of that. He plans to fatten up parkzer and eat his bulbber

    • @jacksfacts20
      @jacksfacts20 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Most accurate description I’ve seen

    • @ArmIessIoveseat
      @ArmIessIoveseat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @@sugoistalin7809Well we hated ougdoug but he’s pretty chill now

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      parkzer has either never heard of dnd or is a professional dm

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3716

    Doug seems like he literally could smoke a normal leaf and get high

    • @connorrussell2084
      @connorrussell2084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

      dougs definitely the one that bought oregano in high school thinking it was weed

    • @Awful78
      @Awful78 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      💀

    • @snil4
      @snil4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      And then he'll say that bell peppers are spicy, even though he is one

    • @Aknilox
      @Aknilox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      he is already high without doing anything

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@snil4And that raw potatoes vs pizza is a fair comparison lmao

  • @adityasingh6487
    @adityasingh6487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4041

    why is this phrased like doug is fattening up parkzer in order to cook him like a fantasy witch

    • @Demon_Cleaner
      @Demon_Cleaner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      🤫

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      because that is what they wish to imply

    • @genarotorresvargas5513
      @genarotorresvargas5513 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Please don't

    • @mamoon304
      @mamoon304 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      He wants to make a fat pact with him

    • @evelyn315dnd
      @evelyn315dnd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      And if he cooks him, he’ll go to waste because Parkzer won’t be around to eat it

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2534

    How can Doug go on about chat being weird when he uses the term "deflowering toilets"

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

      He's either infected by Twitch chat, or Twitch chat is infected by him. Considering how often Chat is horrified and confused, it seems to be more the latter than the former.

    • @water1705
      @water1705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      RIGGED

    • @johnkapwn
      @johnkapwn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Because when Parkzer is around Doug turns into Twitch Chat

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      He feels 10 times weirder when parkzer is around lol

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they are alternatingly possessed by a spirit@@techno1561

  • @aishayay
    @aishayay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2103

    doug would def title a stream "group pissing with parkzer" for the content

    • @endarkenedgd
      @endarkenedgd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      we just have to wait until he does

    • @unfunnyguy1530
      @unfunnyguy1530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      only on OnlyDougs

    • @Door227
      @Door227 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I’m honestly suprised he hasn’t yet

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He should make it a normal unrelated stream and then not tell parkzer he named it that so people keep chatting about it and he’s so confused about why everybody is talking about group pissing

    • @endarkenedgd
      @endarkenedgd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@minaashido518 oh my god yes

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1147

    That means you can theoretically make a Parkzer trap by leaving a trace of perfectly eatable food that he’ll pick up and eat so it doesn’t go to waste

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      "No that's not how it works"
      - Parkzer(probably)

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      ​@@edwinhuang9244 "Incorrect" -also Parkzer (probably)

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      pull the string tied to the stick propping the bucket up and rub my grubby little hands together. i've got him

    • @lucasramey6427
      @lucasramey6427 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@edwinhuang9244"No, that's not how that works" - Parkzer who is in the process of reaching for a plate of cheese with a cage dangling above him (like in mousetrap)

    • @Alivviegirl
      @Alivviegirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      edible, no eatable. eatable is not a word

  • @connorrussell2084
    @connorrussell2084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2099

    DougDoug overfeeds Parkzer because he forgot to feed PointCrow and is overcompensating

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @unfunnyguy1530
      @unfunnyguy1530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      he wants pointcrow to live up to his name by turning him into a slim, lanky plague doctor

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      kind of like how the people in charge of drugs and stuff is overcompensating for the opioid epidemic by severely suppressing adhd medication

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TylerRice-m1gliterally just google "adhd med shortage caused by dea" lol

    • @Grimrose8
      @Grimrose8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TylerRice-m1gI mean my adhd meds have improved my life significantly and there’s a noticeable difference between my abilities before and after them but okay?

  • @CowWithTommyGunAlt
    @CowWithTommyGunAlt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +862

    Overfeeding your pets to the point of obesity, is considered animal abuse.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Parkzer the secret obese

    • @Motivated_Kris_deltarune
      @Motivated_Kris_deltarune 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      But because you phrased it like this, parkzer should be the one to overfeed doug who should be the one to overfeed twitch chat who should be the ones overfeeding youtube chat.

    • @PTp1ranha
      @PTp1ranha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      An imaginary Parkzer just read this comment and said, "That is true, but I'm not considered a pet, you can't have another person for a pet." And then the imaginary Doug tried to spin a way to have a person as a pet legally, using Parkzer's lawyer powers.

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +655

    Doug will overfeed Parkzer but forgets the kibble for the basement...

    • @loffafm
      @loffafm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      We need food

    • @enriqueaquiahuatl8554
      @enriqueaquiahuatl8554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wish Parkser would bring us his food leftovers to the basement like he used to, but Doug threatened him and doesn't allow him to anymore

  • @bloomingmariigold
    @bloomingmariigold 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +510

    i love Parkzer and dougdoug. Dougdoug feels like the dad who's always doing bad ideas, Parkzer is the mom keeping him together, and Twitch chat is the child watching all of this unfold

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      It’s just a sitcom and it’s amazing

    • @DougSalad
      @DougSalad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Twitch chat is someone else's kid entirely who keeps coming up to Doug asking if he has games on his phone

  • @kal-eldritch
    @kal-eldritch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    Parkzer giving me flashbacks to my childhood with the "I can't waste food" mindset

  • @bloxyjola6040
    @bloxyjola6040 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    I feel like doug and parkzer are like a spongebob and squidward deal, where when youre younger you wanna be like doug but as you get older and older you begin to understand parkzer and sympathize with him more

  • @BigGhoul53425
    @BigGhoul53425 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Jesus Doug ate more in that meal than the entire fucking drive thru stream

  • @Laxora_NZ
    @Laxora_NZ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Parkzer legitimately plays the straight-man so well, that half the time I can't tell if he genuinely doesn't get the joke or if he's just pretending to not get the joke to make it funnier (we've had instances where he's indirectly revealed later that he did know that Doug was joking), because sometimes he clearly is, but other times it really seems like he doesn't get the obvious joke and it's like, is he doing that on purpose or is he genuinely missing it?! Regardless of whether or not it's intended, it really makes his straight-man role all the more potent.

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Parkzer is the master of “yes and”, but it’s with Doug, so it’s “god no”

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      it’s definitely a mix of both. i think it’s he knows doug is fucking around but the intense logical part of his brain takes over and just has to rectify whatever nonsense dogdog spews

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@deepseasnailfish I agree, I think that some of the time Parkzer realizes part way through a bit that Doug is fucking with him and keeps playing dumb to make it funnier, but other times he just doesn't have any real certainty the whole time.
      You can't really blame him considering some of the dumb shit Doug does that, when you start telling someone about, just sounds like some massive practical joke or some bullshit someone made up on the spot to be funny, but then you go look it up and it's an actual DougDoug video.
      This is honestly why we like OugDoug now but we used to hate him, until we saw DougDoug and learned what real hatred towards another human(?)being is like.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Schrodinger's cluelessness.

  • @Blowter
    @Blowter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    I love the individual responses to the idea of both pissing in the same toilet

    • @hakced
      @hakced 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A aqaq qqa a q q

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@hakced true

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +297

    Now I think the blonde hair is infecting his brain

  • @magebear7
    @magebear7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +442

    Can we talk about, "I can just stockpile calories today and use them tomorrow," thrown in at the end there like it's a normal thing to say, Parkzer?

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      That's... that's just how humans work...

    • @San-nj8fj
      @San-nj8fj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@geli95usit really isn’t, that’s just asking for metabolic issues

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      @@San-nj8fj No, not at all, if you eat more energy than your body uses, it gets stored as fat for your body to use at another time. It's harmful if you store too much fat, but it's a perfectly normal thing that human bodies do

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@geli95us Parkzer's alt account spotted

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@San-nj8fj It's a completely normal thing and fundamental to how our bodies are designed to operate. Carbs and calories get stored and then broken down and used for energy later, and humans especially are evolved to specifically use that process to aid in endurance hunting methods. It's literally the cornerstone of our biology's design.

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Doug and Parker having conversations over the most random things is one of my favorite running jokes on this channel

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg its some gal named eve

  • @hiddenbutdeadly
    @hiddenbutdeadly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Doug and parkzer bounce of each other SO naturally, it's almost insane the chemistry they have!

    • @dustyode1520
      @dustyode1520 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like their piss streams at the group pissing

  • @ChuggleDBuglGames
    @ChuggleDBuglGames 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    This is the healthiest toxic relationship I have ever seen

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    I really do hope that Parkzer wasn’t high and was just eating food because Doug was buying a ton of food and he didn’t want it to go to waste

    • @sand7677
      @sand7677 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sorry that this is a month late but I 100% believe this, thank you.

    • @eggwhitepopcorn2918
      @eggwhitepopcorn2918 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Parkzer refuses to do drugs so you are correct

  • @zzskyninjazz1821
    @zzskyninjazz1821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    I’ve never heard the phrase ‘deflowering the toilet.’ Before

    • @Saul_Goodman_official
      @Saul_Goodman_official 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Abang saya juga tidak! Ayah saya dengan kejam memukul saya

    • @pallescorto
      @pallescorto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Saul_Goodman_official same

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Saul_Goodman_official thanks saul goodman

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Saul_Goodman_officialoke saul priabaik

  • @alltheclovers532
    @alltheclovers532 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Parkzer is the kind of person that will eat the dead rat their cat brings them.

    • @myralyra2404
      @myralyra2404 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is top 5 comments on youtube

  • @docn1ght
    @docn1ght 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    this is possibly one of the funniest stories ive ever heard

  • @char1194
    @char1194 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    As someone who's also obligated to eat any food near me because I don't want them to go to waste, this is my nightmare scenario

  • @hal6yon
    @hal6yon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I am so here for parkzer being utterly aghast at all the mad shit that doug does even though they have been friends for ages now

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    "Why would you throw away a perfectly good pizza?" Parkzer speaking the TRUTH.

    • @fyzix4277
      @fyzix4277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No one in this conversation has ever heard of a refrigerator

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Doug seems like a fun guy to live with for like the first couple weeks.

  • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
    @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    You sometimes forget how insane Doug when compared to Chat he almost seems normal but then he has a conversation with someone outside of Chat and he’ll drop the line “deflower a toilet” which is not a thing a completely normal sane person would say

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's like being normal for tumblr - you're the most sane person you know until you interact with an actual human being

  • @richardpike8748
    @richardpike8748 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "I can just stockpile calories today and just use them tomorrow"
    Ah, Parkzer Parkzer, never change.

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    it would be hilarious to see this conversation transcribed into a disco elysium dialog box

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Pffffffffffft

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wake up babe, new lorem ipsum just dropped

  • @shriveborn9422
    @shriveborn9422 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    Parkzer never fails to be overfed

    • @sanctified5523
      @sanctified5523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      u know this isn't gotham right

  • @memory_system
    @memory_system 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    Parkzer abuse? r/wehatedougdoug will definitely hear about this

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      this is about dougdoug not ougdoug silly

    • @JimboJuice
      @JimboJuice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why do the rats use monero?

    • @memory_system
      @memory_system 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JimboJuice what

    • @JimboJuice
      @JimboJuice 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@memory_system your pfp

    • @memory_system
      @memory_system 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JimboJuice what is monero? Lol

  • @Lena-vv7mz
    @Lena-vv7mz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I love their friendship dynamic, like a unserious jokester vs very serious rarely laugh or gets the jokes.

    • @Fully_Certified_Idiot
      @Fully_Certified_Idiot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It called a Straight Man & Funny Man dynamic.

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    im the exact same way as parkzer. i think its a common asian thing tbh, i was super culture shocked when i went to my caucasian friends' houses as a kid and they not only didnt finish the food on their plate, but also proceeded to scrape it into the trash afterwards which would have been an unthinkable criminal act in my household. ive heard the same from a lot of my asian friends, both east and south, our cultures seem to place a ton of emphasis on never wasting food.

    • @corgihero259
      @corgihero259 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Hey, I'm Caucasian and I would never think of scraping my food into the trash unless it was literally inedible. What a waste of food, I just throw it in the fridge to eat later. Your friends sound insane even to me

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@corgihero259as someone who struggles with portion size, I do end up scraping my plate a fair amount of time. It’s not because the food is bad, or I’m being rude, or anything. Legitimately it’s too much for me to eat, but not enough to justify saving

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@elliotludwig7487and sometimes it can’t be leftovers like depending on the meal sometimes. best example i can think of is fries (prior to the popular rise of air fryers) if you leave them for leftovers they’re yucky and not really edible at that point.
      idk im runnin on two hours of slep

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deepseasnailfish literally yes! Some foods taste even better reheated, but so many are just blah! I try to save whatever I can and not waste food. But there will always be exceptions

    • @corgihero259
      @corgihero259 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I typically like cold food but you all have a point. Am I the weird one?

  • @CaptainWoggy
    @CaptainWoggy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When Doug was thinking about ordering a terrible pizza at 6:35, a chatter happened to say "A TH-camr died from doing that" and I assume it was a different, in-chat conversation but its very funny to assume Chat's reaction to Doug ordering bad pizza was NO THAT'S FATAL

  • @spookyplaguedoctor5714
    @spookyplaguedoctor5714 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The most jarring thing about this is that Parkzer likes anchovies. They're good but an obscene amount of them and he's still like "yeah sure"

  • @robotrowman8959
    @robotrowman8959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    dont overfeed parkzer

  • @turtle_lover4213
    @turtle_lover4213 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Doug will put more work into feeding Parkzer for the meme than he does into his own meals 😂

  • @saber_the_silly
    @saber_the_silly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We all need a friendship like these two have. Except for the overfeeding. Maybe not that.

  • @FembotFoxxy
    @FembotFoxxy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Dougdoug and parkzer, name a better duo

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Doug & Doug

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Rosa & twitch chat

    • @Lavassin
      @Lavassin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Parkzer and the USA's gun laws

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Pajama Sam # 16 and Pajama Sam #17

    • @lfgarrocho
      @lfgarrocho 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Ougdoug & Not being hated anymore

  • @channeleditor9335
    @channeleditor9335 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Parkzer is weird for eating everything, most people would just throw it away."
    "Why is chat saying I'm wasteful?"

  • @HunterAllyn
    @HunterAllyn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Doug is the perfect Yes Man.
    Parkzer is the perfect No Man.
    Together they are the perfect men

  • @scorpiloo
    @scorpiloo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I like Parkzers ethics.

  • @Jamnn
    @Jamnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Parkzer my beloved

  • @LegendaryHewy
    @LegendaryHewy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Such a co-dependant relationship.

  • @dicey134
    @dicey134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Put a plate full of food outside at the middle of the night with a nannycam to catch parkzer

  • @pokemonteaml
    @pokemonteaml 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The silly man and Serious man dynamic that dog and Park have is iconic

  • @wisdomteethsoup
    @wisdomteethsoup 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This argument makes it sound like neither of them know what leftovers are lol

  • @ColorblindMonk
    @ColorblindMonk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I can relate. At work during the busy months there is a lot of leftover catering meals that'd otherwise be thrown away, which I've been taking (and now people ask me to). I haven't gone grocery shopping in 3 weeks.

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I can't believe DougDoug does drugs. Even all jokes aside I was genuinely surprised.

    • @rocketfist9516
      @rocketfist9516 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same

    • @LordSandwich27
      @LordSandwich27 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I'm pretty sure it's legal in his area so why should anybody care? He also drinks alcohol and nobody seems to question that even though it's way worse for you

    • @lachydragneel
      @lachydragneel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@LordSandwich27
      Alcohol is a depressant, it slows your brain down, having some alcohol doesn't hurt you its about moderation.
      Drugs like weed are worst than alcohol its late and I don't want to get into it

    • @benhanin6247
      @benhanin6247 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@LordSandwich27I think they just meant that it’s surprising that Doug does weed because he doesn’t seem like a stoner that they’re surprised Doug would break the law

    • @pandy3848
      @pandy3848 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@lachydragneel "here some complete bullshit, but don't argue me on it cause it's late and I don't want to get into it."
      Having some weed also won't hurt you if you take it in moderation. You could even get oils or a vaporizer so you skip the smoking process and make it way better than alcohol if you just look at how bad it would be for your health.

  • @icebeam-enterprise8164
    @icebeam-enterprise8164 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    And yet, he refused to try Doug's lovingly made cookies

  • @illjan
    @illjan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    DougDoug and Parkzer in a Feeder-Feedee dynamic is not quite what i was expecting

  • @blursedAI
    @blursedAI 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:27 Parkzer laughs as he says it isn't funny

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It's absolutely hilarious that DougDoug can't comprehend not wasting food

  • @alexarmitage3151
    @alexarmitage3151 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I can’t believe Parkzer doesn’t believe in toilet plungers.

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Well the Wattpad stocks went up with this one...

  • @anjoliebarrios8906
    @anjoliebarrios8906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    they're acting like the two options are 1) overfeed Parkzer or 2) throw away the pizza.
    When in reality you can just PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE

  • @G.A.N.
    @G.A.N. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i feel you Parkzer, nothing can go to waste

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Doug is the type of guy that would force his friend to eat unhealthy amounts of food just for a bit
    Just remember the fast food challenge stream

  • @VegardMyklebust
    @VegardMyklebust 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:04 DougDoug and Parkzer goes to piss in cross
    0:32 DougDoug is reminiscing of when he threatened to shit in the toilet
    1:40 DougDoug has a eating problem
    2:22 Parkzer also has a even bigger eating problem

  • @brianrodriguez3351
    @brianrodriguez3351 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    May we never forget the stream where dougdoug said it must be amazing to try meth 😂

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Drugdrug strikes again.

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This will devolve into a sims house where they’re are plates of food rotting everywhere and someone is making Mac and cheese

  • @thehopelessrainbows
    @thehopelessrainbows 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    nobody mentions how . like. I love that at first the duo seems like "Oh dougdoug's the WEIRD guy and Parkzer is NORMAL"
    Parkzer writes EVERY PART OF HIS DAY on his calendar app, will eat ANYTHING EDIBLE YOU LEAVE BY HIM, is a gun user, not a lawyer but strangely into laws (thats suspicious), and has never heard of anything pop culture ever.

  • @beastongaming1866
    @beastongaming1866 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think Parkzer dealing with a high Doug is a good sitcom plot

  • @ColeKimble-r8c
    @ColeKimble-r8c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can't believe DougDoug is feeding Parkzer so much food while we're down here starving in the basement

  • @Psytric8956
    @Psytric8956 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:47 "We really didn't have to cook the peop- "

  • @danwellington3571
    @danwellington3571 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    DougDoug never fails to have a weight gain fetish

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      worst comment of all time

    • @danwellington3571
      @danwellington3571 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@calzoneyyy I am to revolt

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I gave you a like but I wish I didn't have to

    • @danwellington3571
      @danwellington3571 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WhiteWolf-lm7gjYou literally don't have to
      You're allowed to not press the like button

  • @Happy156
    @Happy156 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    THAT'S MY 7-ELEVEN PIZZA!

  • @xkerberosx1
    @xkerberosx1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now i am just imagining Doug vs Parkzer at the toilet having a Harry Potter-style pee battle

  • @osnova2553
    @osnova2553 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    1:39 I want to remind you all that this dude is ripped

  • @twintimeproductions8700
    @twintimeproductions8700 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    No Obsidian Pillar :(
    The world feels empty

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Make us whole

  • @ZephrymWOW
    @ZephrymWOW 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Parkzer was raised right or knows what its like to struggle for food thats why lol

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It seems more like something someone who had to fight with other kids about food would do. Wouldn’t even people with food insecurity still put extra food in the fridge for when they need it?

  • @taro7870
    @taro7870 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Doug becomes Parkzer’s new ethnic grandma

  • @Joe_Griddly
    @Joe_Griddly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    parkzer: lawfull good
    digdug: chaotic good
    (edit:) dougdoug and parkzer are like the demon and angel on a cartoon character's shoulder when making a decision
    (edit 2) shoot, i didn't see the comment(s) below

  • @Extra_YTer
    @Extra_YTer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dog and Park are such a power duo!

  • @Tragic_TV
    @Tragic_TV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Who else didn’t know that Doug hit that ganja every now and then

  • @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736
    @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel the same as Parkzer, can't let that food go to waste

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dougdoug is overfeeding parkzer so that when he finally copks and eats him, theres more to eat.

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    i would like to point out that having too much food and not eating it is not any more wasteful than forcing yourself to eat it, as you have already taken the opportunity away from somebody who actually does need that food. do not feel bad for not finishing your meals.

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's true but have USAmericans not heard of leftovers? Does US takeout go bad after a night in the fridge? I don't understand why they'd eat it rather than store it for later, especially the pizza

    • @winxwest2964
      @winxwest2964 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@soupisfornoobs4081no, and most sane Americans do

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@soupisfornoobs4081 he mentioned leftovers in the video but also seemed to imply leftovers are only good for a day, which is not true lol

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soupisfornoobs4081he was high lmao

  • @AngelOrduna-z9m
    @AngelOrduna-z9m หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God, how did doug being high beat big smoke's order

  • @Bobomb1000
    @Bobomb1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    as a Wisconsinite its hilarious to hear parkzer call 65 degrees "a little chilly"

  • @alvinip9128
    @alvinip9128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've clogged a toilet from vomiting before it's not that hard. When you can't really digest stuff and you just expell a completely filled stomach of not really digested crap it easily clogs a toilet

  • @frigidofdoom7191
    @frigidofdoom7191 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My grandma lived through the great depression, even after there was plenty enough money and food to go around she still held onto an immense need to make sure that not a single calorie of food she cooked went to waste which she passed onto my mom and my mom passed onto me and my siblings. It's gotten a bit more lenient over the generations, but when growing up I was punished for not eating what was provided to me and if I still refused to eat it they'd put it in the fridge and give it to me for my next meal. I have witnessed my mother take what most people would consider to be empty peanut butter jars out of the garbage to use a spatula to scrape what was left and use it for a sandwich. If we found mold on our bread we were taught to just tear out the moldy parts and eat what's left. Same goes for moldy fruits/veggies. Cut out the mold, use the rest.
    All this to say that even though I am in a situation where I will never have to worry about not being able to get food I will still always finish the food I have or keep it for later and if there is food in front of me I will just eat it, like parkzer does. Sometimes I don't even realize that I'm eating something until I've already eaten more than half of it.
    I have no idea if this is at all similar to what parkzer has experienced in his life, and quite frankly I think some of these behaviors could be classified as symptoms of an eating disorder, but I thought it was interesting to share.

  • @NTE-20XX
    @NTE-20XX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    3:07: the rare disappointed sigh from Parkzer

  • @AamitRudberg
    @AamitRudberg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Who needs enemies when you got a friend like doug

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact Doug thinks eating food so it doesn't go to waste when you could throw it out is an insane novel concept is so weird to me

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
    @cheeseburgermonkey7104 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Parkzer's business, DougDoug's party

  • @jpsluckhaus
    @jpsluckhaus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Get Parkzer some niche infomercial workout equipment to help him build muscle with all the force fed food, but disguise it all as stream related and not as a way to make bulky Parkzer.

  • @TheBallSuckler
    @TheBallSuckler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i feel stupid for laughing at chat saying “drug drug”

  • @JaredThe
    @JaredThe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This will either go down as a really funny bit people will forget about after a week or be a terrifying segment of a 5 page document on the horrible abuse and crimes of DougDoug. I would be afraid to be Doug’s friend.

  • @Thepangolin150
    @Thepangolin150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doug channeling his inner Italian grandmother

  • @RubieKanary
    @RubieKanary 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Golden Retriver x Black Cat dynamics ❤❤❤

  • @coltonscholl7082
    @coltonscholl7082 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sometimes I'm Doug, sometimes I'm Parkzer

  • @stewale
    @stewale 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Parkzer is going to single-handedly solve world hunger. He is going to even out the average calorie in the world and make it to positive again!

  • @Fox-in-the-Storm
    @Fox-in-the-Storm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's insane to me that the video I just watched ended with them talking about doing a pee pact, and this one began essentially the same way. XD

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Dang, Doug almost ate the whole Jack in the Box🤣 also Parker is not a picky eater, I understand that lol

  • @zakrydavis994
    @zakrydavis994 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This conversation was out of gods view and im all for it

  • @polterghost_
    @polterghost_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The perfect funny man and straight man comedy duo.