I Didn't Know Females Existed Until I Was 18 (The Animated Story)

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  • @Trash-bd1cb
    @Trash-bd1cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    When a Michael and a Michael love eachother very much
    They make a Michael

  • @sweetfreeze5528
    @sweetfreeze5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Roll call must have been a bloody nightmare.
    *Michael?*
    "here" "here" "here" "here" "here" "here"
    "here" "here" "here" "here" "here" "here"

    • @sweetfreeze5528
      @sweetfreeze5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @late4thegameNOW 😂 Pretty sure he's absent today.

    • @_manger
      @_manger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here

    • @Madden_08
      @Madden_08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here

    • @TheHiddenDirector
      @TheHiddenDirector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Michael isn't here today. He snuck out of class with Michael and Michael. I'm pretty sure I saw them giving Michael a swirly, but it might've just been Michael. You'll have to ask Michael, he was there, too.

    • @imbored3063
      @imbored3063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheHiddenDirector Micheal said that Micheal and Micheal was bunking not Micheal , Micheal and Micheal

  • @okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    So are we just gonna ignore the fact that this "headmaster" singlehandedly raised 100 babies?

    • @zxnggn8155
      @zxnggn8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Imagine how he dealt with the boys during the angsty stage.

    • @tealover4870
      @tealover4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      "the headmaster hated children"
      *headmaster then proceeds to raise 100 babies*

    • @brittneygriggs1525
      @brittneygriggs1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Head master was my nickname in high school
      (Rhett and Link reference. I couldn't resist)

    • @LuxrayLloyd
      @LuxrayLloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kidnapping

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pretty impressive.

  • @Scififan926
    @Scififan926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Are we just going to ignore that there's a chance that at least one of the Michaels was actually named Michael even before being kidnapped

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      "Michael your real name is... Micheal"

    • @Madden_08
      @Madden_08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well there's Michael from vsas

    • @n_0094
      @n_0094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Statistically, yes.

    • @dindjarrin8324
      @dindjarrin8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No no no. His name was changed to gail

    • @fun-sized
      @fun-sized 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Din Djarrin is that an illumination refrence?

  • @laynparker-zion7200
    @laynparker-zion7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    You know, I don't feel like " I didn't know girls existed" was the best way to title a story about you being raised in a cult.

  • @tabaripaige8578
    @tabaripaige8578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Actual title: “I didn’t know my mom was a female, I developed in the dirt”

    • @supplenmoist4456
      @supplenmoist4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Excuse me good sir but it appears (whether it was intended or not) you have made a reference to the hit manga “JoJos bizarre adventure”. As a fan of the manga I have no choice but to call it out.

    • @cloudysky9248
      @cloudysky9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some people don't have moms (gay relationships, moms who died)

    • @lshbsoxx8uxhw771
      @lshbsoxx8uxhw771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cloudysky9248 They are adopted...

    • @Noel_Wood
      @Noel_Wood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cloudy Sky
      When you’ve outgrown your childhood, you will understand better- about that stuff- and delete this comment because you’ll think “why did I type that?”

    • @arosteavods405
      @arosteavods405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lshbsoxx8uxhw771 doners surrogates and previous straight relationship children have left the chat

  • @imnottheeb
    @imnottheeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Oh yes son, we come from storks, not some magical thing named females.

    • @inkpasta
      @inkpasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @saltyspittoon
      @saltyspittoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @notsureofausername don't ya mean miketosis

    • @themagicknightress7132
      @themagicknightress7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Michael is the only living creature that is not born from a female like all of the farm animals they raise

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jofuss The conqueror I think you mean "Michael to Michael, _Michael to Michael"_

    • @inkpasta
      @inkpasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltyspittoon nah it's Mikesiosi (Mesiosis), because reproduction

  • @touloserrr
    @touloserrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Next video:
    ''I THOUGHT I WAS A COW FOR HALF MY LIFE BUT THEN GAVE BIRTH TO A CUCUMBER AFTER REALISING MY MUM CHEATED ON ME WITH MY SOCKS''

    • @Rororishin
      @Rororishin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LMFAO

    • @jpprobably
      @jpprobably 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I will watch that ngl

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      AND MY FATHER IS MY SISTER AND I CAN READ MINDS?

    • @Weather-more
      @Weather-more 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I GOT BLACKMAILED BY MY TABLE AND IT KEEPS GIVING MY COUSIN FREE HUGS AND THEY HAD CHEATED ON ME!

    • @stephenquartz
      @stephenquartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      would watch that tho

  • @ChristopherTom
    @ChristopherTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    He's Michael, he's Michael, you're Michael, I'm Michael. Are there any more Michaels I should know about?!

  • @nikitastock5197
    @nikitastock5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Why is no one talking about the fact that Joinen has never heard of “jet black”????

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Because the dude actually said “jat black” 😂 that’s why he said it was a typo

    • @kaelynb4081
      @kaelynb4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Bananachan289 yeah but joinen also said “i guess that means that there’s jets in his hair” so it was kind of confusing

    • @racerali2116
      @racerali2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think u mean JAT black

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kaelynb4081 it’s okay I’ve seen others confused in the comments

    • @dylanflowerld
      @dylanflowerld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kaelynb4081 he said jatz in his hair, not jets. Jatz is a snack in Australia

  • @splat6021
    @splat6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    There’s literally a opposite gender one. Search up: I didn’t know males existed until I was 17, from my story animated. Lmao

    • @katmckenziepanpride
      @katmckenziepanpride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I knew that I heard this story before.

    • @lizseal6401
      @lizseal6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Glider guy actually posted a video on it today. And in both stories I’ve had the same questions,
      Do they think they reproduce male and male/ female and female? Is that what they learned about human reproduction? If that’s the case does that mean that our gay is their straight? This doesn’t make any sense

    • @splat6021
      @splat6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤔😂

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know they this one is even worse though

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What are the females called?

  • @metallicmikus
    @metallicmikus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    “We even had the same name. Michael.”
    Me, a Michael: 👁👁 hold up

    • @cloudpaeshuyse8070
      @cloudpaeshuyse8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Awesome profile pic

    • @bluebloxbang6105
      @bluebloxbang6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cloudpaeshuyse8070 sodom and gomorrah

    • @cloudpaeshuyse8070
      @cloudpaeshuyse8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bluebloxbang6105 the bible is clearly named BI ble not STRAIGHT ble

    • @brittneygriggs1525
      @brittneygriggs1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cloudpaeshuyse8070 👏👏👏👏 I'm stealing that, thank you

    • @flare_studios.
      @flare_studios. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do you have jet black hair and are confused about wah- men

  • @ActuallyAFungus
    @ActuallyAFungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    WE. ARE. MICHAEL.
    WE. ARE. ONE.

    • @Chad_Darwin
      @Chad_Darwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We are all the same we are Michael

    • @theresivy
      @theresivy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One for Michael, all for Michael!

    • @Rotan_Paska
      @Rotan_Paska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loll 😂😂

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hello Michael, I am Michael. Where is Michael?

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MICHAEEEEL

  • @elinjacobsson5762
    @elinjacobsson5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    everyone is saying that this is fake, but it actually happened to me. im a female and i didnt know i existed until i was 34

  • @GetTheCooolShoeshine
    @GetTheCooolShoeshine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Everyone asks "who's Michael" but no one asks "how's Michael"

  • @Cupiid
    @Cupiid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    " I never knew I was blind, but I could actually hear with my eyes, and that's why I got pregnant with my dog and realized something incredible!" - will be the next one of those stories.

    • @truck1069
      @truck1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

    • @TrashSpace69
      @TrashSpace69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Write that down, write that down!!!

    • @Rotan_Paska
      @Rotan_Paska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wth XDXD

    • @Milla931
      @Milla931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect, now let’s incorporate Troom Troom.
      USE HOT GLUE TO MAKE A DOCTER TO SAVE YOU LIFE BABY!

    • @greenlizard4208
      @greenlizard4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      abort mission child now please

  • @foxyalex2549
    @foxyalex2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    There is no “females,” ONLY MICHAEL.

    • @haileydnn2112
      @haileydnn2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what is this woman? i only know Michael

    • @davetheduck6801
      @davetheduck6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is no Jon, Just Micheal

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @🍑peachii_tea_anxiety🍑 just mon-(wait, hold on... ok), just michael, just michael, just michael

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHEEZE*

    • @aidien6894
      @aidien6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *M i c h e a l*

  • @norasquires8214
    @norasquires8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    So was the Headmaster just cloning himself?

    • @sugoma5496
      @sugoma5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Obviously 👁👄👁

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Naaahhh.. he just kidnapped babies

  • @JokesInBase13
    @JokesInBase13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Definitely a cult. No one could mistake this for a boarding school. How did this dude gather all these kids???

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      kidnapped

    • @brittneygriggs1525
      @brittneygriggs1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Orphans?

    • @seb6861
      @seb6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @late4thegameNOW 😂😂😂

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the power of micheal

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wants to rename the USA to the United States of Michael and make so only Michaels lived there

  • @Lauren-pl7bi
    @Lauren-pl7bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This guy: Discovers things like cars, education, television, his real family, cults, etc for the first time ever.
    Also this guy: WAMEN?!?!

  • @truck1069
    @truck1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    Kinda gives me The Promised Neverland vibes lmao

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Literally just watched all of that yesterday!

    • @lvxt5342
      @lvxt5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Lmao good anime

    • @cakeiam2839
      @cakeiam2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Now im crying over Norman again °>°

    • @MayyaK11
      @MayyaK11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Y e s

    • @TamiUwU420
      @TamiUwU420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cakeiam2839 can i spoiler you? (don't worry it'll probably make you happy)

  • @MarinaNania
    @MarinaNania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I seriously just got an ad for a charity that said “Save Michael” in this video omg

    • @oofers17
      @oofers17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same here

    • @humanbeing2709
      @humanbeing2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's so perfect.

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i feel bad for laughing at this

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0.o

    • @citrustangerine
      @citrustangerine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      save him

  • @themagicknightress7132
    @themagicknightress7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    No one:
    Animated story channels: If we don’t draw cleavage, people won’t know the females exist

    • @MutatedPercent
      @MutatedPercent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why do they do that anyway?

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MutatedPercent to show that females exist

    • @MutatedPercent
      @MutatedPercent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexisventura7191
      *Understandable, have a nice day*

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How else will the Michaels of the world learn?

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .🤔😑🖕.

  • @user-xn2ym1wp4s
    @user-xn2ym1wp4s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "We were told the outside world was ravaged by monsters and demons"
    Me, an introvert: *ah yes, that is exactly how I classify humanity*

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    michael? HEE HEE
    michaels around the campfire chanting: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    Michaels reproduce asexually, which is why the discussion of "females" never had to be brought up. The exact process is unknown but the headmaster takes the mature Michael to the back and once he is sleeping soundly, we gather around to see the sleeping Michael being placed into the dirt and being buried. We chant and throw flowers to ensure the sprouting process goes well and when we wake up the next day, Michael has divided into two new Michaels who are smaller and younger. Usually they're really small and can't speak but some new Michaels are bigger and babble incoherently about silly things like missing their "mommies".

    • @brittneygriggs1525
      @brittneygriggs1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Whoa

    • @ellismartiskainen7729
      @ellismartiskainen7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A strange theory

    • @cellinhell11
      @cellinhell11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It is I dio!

    • @uraniumn_9244
      @uraniumn_9244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i just want to put this here

    • @miniraptor3211
      @miniraptor3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      My name is Michael and I can confirm this. Within a few years, it'll be my turn to be placed into the ground.

  • @daderpywalrus9365
    @daderpywalrus9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    They had animals, didn’t they question how children were made?

    • @mollymurphy548
      @mollymurphy548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well they were all guys so.... 😝

    • @oatseawong6664
      @oatseawong6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And how he got the money to feed the whole Michaels?

    • @daderpywalrus9365
      @daderpywalrus9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@oatseawong6664 they had farms, they all made their own food. So like, obviously, they knew about females because animals.

    • @oatseawong6664
      @oatseawong6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daderpywalrus9365 i forgot that, but how about power and water bill?

    • @daderpywalrus9365
      @daderpywalrus9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oatseawong6664 either the dude be rich, or they all lost water privileges 😂

  • @BldgOnMyMind
    @BldgOnMyMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    These "true" stories get more and more relatable... 🙃

    • @Chad_Darwin
      @Chad_Darwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hell yah i allso never new woman existed to

    • @m.dagasan
      @m.dagasan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Chad_Darwin I never knew men existed

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold up-

    • @thatdude1181
      @thatdude1181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr, I never knew not all people named Michael.

    • @Chad_Darwin
      @Chad_Darwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatdude1181 i allredy now we are Michael

  • @NormalLunk
    @NormalLunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I grew accustomed to the females"
    Me: "is it possible to learn this power?"

  • @gracelewis4016
    @gracelewis4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Why would he call her a "female" instead of a "woman", where has he heard the word "female" before?
    Also, can people stop saying "females"?

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Id suppose you call some animals female or male but not woman n man? But also there are words like mare n stuff so..

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      But then again... He saw the word woman on that newspaper so.. idrk the story doesn't make any sense anyway.

    • @eastia7518
      @eastia7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *m m m f e m a l e s*

    • @katsukibakugo463
      @katsukibakugo463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ugh those females are always confusing,
      They are like men....? But without a dick!??....
      Edit: I uncensored the word dick cuz I wanted to

    • @kitties4ever706
      @kitties4ever706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@polardirt4835 woman and man is only used to refer to humans I’m pretty sure

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This literally feels like a bunch of anime plots smashed together

  • @ducky2379
    @ducky2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love the description "Check out our channels in your favorite language." Not the one you can speak, not the one you can understand, the one that's your FAVORITE.

    • @nariemmons1753
      @nariemmons1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I no nothing about spanish.. *BUT IT'S MY FAVOURITE*

  • @raydranorae144
    @raydranorae144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    " i grew up in an all boys school .. "
    ok thats a thing -
    " we grew our own crops and tended our livestock "
    Tf kinda all boys school is that ..

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      An amish all boys school?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sounds kinda CULTISH to me

    • @jessc.3958
      @jessc.3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      To be fair, technical and agricultural schools do exist. We have an agricultural high school in Massachusetts where the kids tend farm and leep animals. Google Essex Aggie.
      Also... there are... far more questionable things going on in this school than the farming.

    • @humanbeing2709
      @humanbeing2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessc.3958 Still an important detail.

    • @raydranorae144
      @raydranorae144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jessc.3958 oh you mean like .. Why the school is fenced with electric fence in the first place ? or the fact that no other teacher in mention in the video beside the headmaster ? or why do they all HAVE to look the same and have the same name ?

  • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
    @ThatOneLadyOverHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Jet black" is a term that we use in the US, basically the same thing as "pitch black" except in reference to color not light level.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not where the term comes from though. Jet is a type of gem. Also, I think he's confused by the pronunciation of it as "jat black" more than anything.

    • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
      @ThatOneLadyOverHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I wasn't describing the origin, just what it means. At first I thought he was confused by the pronunciation, cause I thought it was funny. But then he made the joke about his hair being made of jets and that's when I realized that just must not be a saying in Australia.

    • @wizardjokes
      @wizardjokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know Australia existed until I was 8 teens

    • @rachelppython
      @rachelppython 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wizardjokes What's it like being so many people at once?

    • @rafaelhines1178
      @rafaelhines1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read Charlie's chocolate factory. It's mentioned there as the letters colour on the golden ticket's.

  • @oliverolivers5080
    @oliverolivers5080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love when in the chat someone said “this is just like the episode of phineas and ferb where in the future everyones named joe” because i was thinking the exact same thing... im too lazu to get a time stamp but if youre out there i respect you so hard

  • @MixMatchedMoze
    @MixMatchedMoze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Next: I didnt know that floors existed
    lol he looks like rhys in borderlands ( the boy )

    • @gobgrimbleton
      @gobgrimbleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The story of an asteroid

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *falls into the void*

    • @gobgrimbleton
      @gobgrimbleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@genericname2747 aaaaa

    • @gobgrimbleton
      @gobgrimbleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gizmo Allwin yes

    • @JablecnyMliko
      @JablecnyMliko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahh shit you're right, i was thinking he looked familiar somehow lol

  • @quartzairmet9885
    @quartzairmet9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I got a Michaels ad during this video and I find that absolutely hilarious.

    • @evelynu3550
      @evelynu3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Run. The Michaels have found you.

  • @trishell.longlastname
    @trishell.longlastname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    this is the EXACT ripoff of another story on my story animated called "I didn't know that boys existed until I was 17"

  • @stiffcliff4245
    @stiffcliff4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:47 I love how he just calls cars monsters like a warrior cat lol

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:35 a hundred boys had to shower at the same time? How many showers did they have!?

  • @nakkikastike77
    @nakkikastike77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Yes this has Promised Neverland vibes, but what about Rapunzel? She was also kidnapped and livel 18 years in isolation :D

    • @starlover9921
      @starlover9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      True
      But she didn't live with hundreds other Rapunzels
      Lol that's so weird

    • @nakkikastike77
      @nakkikastike77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@starlover9921 that would be weird :D The story is like a mix of Tangled and The Promised Neverland

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starlover9921 Rapunzel, however, didn’t have livestock to look after (to my knowledge).

    • @najamilivojevic3890
      @najamilivojevic3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She knew there was males tho

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's Promised Neverland. Rapunzel has only one thing in common, but then again you could say it's every movie that has anyone named Michael in it. So, forget Rapunzel here.

  • @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
    @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I died laughing every single time you said “Michael”

  • @Umekopyon
    @Umekopyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    so did your crush text you, Joinen?

    • @oofers17
      @oofers17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      we need answers

    • @Chad_Darwin
      @Chad_Darwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@oofers17 YES no need slep need answers

    • @viaferreira7671
      @viaferreira7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An extremely important question

    • @TheHiddenDirector
      @TheHiddenDirector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Science must know!

    • @miwazzz
      @miwazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Top 10 Questions Science Couldn't Answer"

  • @foxyredau
    @foxyredau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watch out for this new MLM... Multi Level Michaels

  • @Black-Swan-007
    @Black-Swan-007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This sounds like something CallMeKevin would do in the Sims. Jim Pickens' Michael Cult. XD

  • @noranararara7540
    @noranararara7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Let's see in two days, If his crush didn't text him back, Let's report the video.
    So...
    Let's go? XD

  • @stale_salt
    @stale_salt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    These stories will one day evolve to:
    "I AM MARRIED TO AN ALIEN WITH THREE LEGS (VERY true story)"

    • @nightlight9305
      @nightlight9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Seems like something common to gacha

    • @gobgrimbleton
      @gobgrimbleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait. What if it's also a story where a girl didn't know males existed? But still didn't know about it?

    • @BreadMan96
      @BreadMan96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the alien still has two legs, and is a male
      *you know what theyve called a third leg*

    • @gobgrimbleton
      @gobgrimbleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BreadMan96 *Ah yes. We have shared a braincell*

    • @BreadMan96
      @BreadMan96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gobgrimbleton *yes*

  • @Alibium
    @Alibium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I didn’t know life existed until I was 73

    • @esctoroshelidze5439
      @esctoroshelidze5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn’t know oxigen existed until I was 266353536278272

    • @jasminovykaktus5094
      @jasminovykaktus5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn you have 73 likes, thats not a coincidence, this world is full of magic

    • @ratqaws
      @ratqaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t know existence was a thing until I was 148

    • @pizza134
      @pizza134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know the meaning of life until i was 42

    • @pogget5523
      @pogget5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You literally have 173 likes

  • @pomii_sukii
    @pomii_sukii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ngl this was the best animated story ive ever watched. The storyline was really interesting and it got me hooked up until the end. I normally dont do that lmao.

  • @claraferrell7811
    @claraferrell7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope there's a support group for all the michaels. This story is insane 😂

  • @jennysomething3666
    @jennysomething3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    imagine he now lives a normal life and he goes to school and the teacher is named michael and he just runs out of the classroom

  • @risuwolf
    @risuwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was screaming about 'The Promised Neverland' before he said, "Isn't this an anime?" and even paused to read the chat to see if anyone else mentioned it

  • @devonmclennan3209
    @devonmclennan3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “What is jet black?”
    *jet black being a color and crying in the corner*

  • @ognicho2333
    @ognicho2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:18 Comment ,,Percy Jackson but make it cultish" maked me rethink my entire live

  • @delaraya1216
    @delaraya1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m pretty sure this is fake. But I can imagine someone from the “Story Time animated” team be like:
    Guys, hear me out, so... I had this DREAM

  • @aminori.9607
    @aminori.9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Same name? No problem! Just label yourselves as,
    Michael #1
    Michael #2
    Michael #3
    And so on and so forth. That way, as long as everybody remembers their numbers, you would know who to call at which time. Also, double check the number of your partner in doing farm work coz yea.

    • @lizseal6401
      @lizseal6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NO! THERE MUSNT BE ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine having thousands of Micheals and you can't remember which one is Micheal 6,792

    • @nogazuroff7340
      @nogazuroff7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So, which one is the Main character?
      Micheal #6 or Micheal #48?

    • @MixMatchedMoze
      @MixMatchedMoze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nobody gonna talk about michael 3482?

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MixMatchedMoze you say that but what about Micheal 4,238? You don't think he feels left out either?

  • @solsoil
    @solsoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This Sounds Like A Gacha Story
    *MICHEAL*

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except the boys aren’t wearing dominatrix maid outfits 😷

    • @solsoil
      @solsoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bananachan289 HAHA So True

  • @clarabp2613
    @clarabp2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    But what happened to the others Michaels!? And his best friend Michael?

  • @mars2883
    @mars2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a Michael, I can confirm, this is a true story.

  • @icebear326
    @icebear326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Hello my name's Michael with a 'B'"

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where?

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where’s the B?

    • @icebear326
      @icebear326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@octorat8481 tHeHerEs a bEe!!!???

  • @trekadouble757
    @trekadouble757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    If those boys had to care for livestock, they probably have seen female and male animals. If this was a true story, I wonder if the boys would have been able to understand that there must be female humans too somewhere by observing the animals. That would be really interesting to know if a man that has never seen a woman or hear about it can imagine a woman by watching animals or just from instinct.

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its hard to tell gender in animals

    • @themute9354
      @themute9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aWERFRGT6545BGFG not really. Reach your hand under their legs and see what you find lmao

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themute9354 all cows are females yet everyone refferes to them as he/him so idk if what u said is gonna help

    • @themute9354
      @themute9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aWERFRGT6545BGFG It will, most farm animals have very obvious sexual dimorphism between their legs. All cows are girls, all bulls are boys. Everyone? I can assure you that the majority know that cows are female.

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themute9354 whenever theres memes of cows, people ik just refer to them as he/him. Pretty much with any meme of an animal or well just a photo, people will assume male by default

  • @moodyeep
    @moodyeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    don’t forget to get the lemon carton merch and your crush will text you TODAY :/)

    • @ilikecats392
      @ilikecats392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a big grin face? Never seen that before. Cool

  • @angiewinchester3384
    @angiewinchester3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This would make for an amazing sci-fi/dystopia book. Like, I would read the hell out of that thing.

    • @hyacinthustheflower8456
      @hyacinthustheflower8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that I think about it, that would be so cool. My mind is going crazy with ideas

    • @josephinechune2506
      @josephinechune2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean there is a manga series called The promised Neverland which kinda has this context... except it’s actually worse than you could imagine (but in a ... entertaining way) I don’t know if you are into mangas or animes but I introduced it to my friends who didn’t like this genre and who actually enjoyed it
      Also if you don’t want to read it (it is fully available on website mangago) there was an anime adaptation which is pretty accessible if you search for it

    • @josephinechune2506
      @josephinechune2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is also a live action adaptation which will be released on December 18 if I remember correctly but honestly I would better recommend reading the manga or watching the anime

    • @angiewinchester3384
      @angiewinchester3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephinechune2506 Thanks. I'm not really into anime or manga but I'll check it out because it honestly sounds so interesting.

  • @lisluvsu
    @lisluvsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "he told us that the outside world was ravaged and full of demons"
    im getting huge Danganronpa vibes from this

    • @ladyuh77
      @ladyuh77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or the promised neverland xD

  • @TheFangirlOtaku
    @TheFangirlOtaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:38 I HEARD JACK BLACK HAIR AND I'M SCREAMING LAUGHING OMG

  • @vespertilioo_
    @vespertilioo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    dear that one person who said 'warrior cats vibes' when he was referring to the car as a monster,
    i thought the exact same thing-

  • @dinonid1234
    @dinonid1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ok, I'm not done with a video, but this story is clearly like, the summary of a YA dystopian novel? This dude has a cult of boys he's seemingly kidnapped from birth and is turning them all into identical copies of himself, not letting them know the outside world exists in any capacity.

  • @fae206
    @fae206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    we had the same name, same hair (in tar), same clothes, and had to do 'weird' activities like chanting and dancing and....thinking back on it now (not before) it might have been a cult...really...
    It's worse than when Dwight went to X-Men school in The Office

  • @zlattenas
    @zlattenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: watches this video as a girl
    The beginning of the video: GiRls ArE ConFusInG
    Me: am offended

  • @icedcream414
    @icedcream414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First we had ‘I didn’t see men until I was 17’
    and here we are with the sequel
    ‘I didn’t know women existed until I was 18’

  • @beanie8944
    @beanie8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ah yes, the three sexes Man, Woman and Michael

  • @mozzarella2515
    @mozzarella2515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    He’s such a dunderhead.

  • @LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen
    @LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sometimes I wonder if these channels keep making these even crazier videos just for Joinen to react

  • @brickabang
    @brickabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Teacher doing a register: “Is Michael here?”

  • @crystalartz5812
    @crystalartz5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thimbnail: What are you?!
    Me:... an idiot sandwich

  • @anthonymcglinch7503
    @anthonymcglinch7503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Why they gonna save one Michael and leave the 99 other Michaels there?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Since all Michael's are the same, saving one means saving them all

  • @lunamayes291
    @lunamayes291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I've already listened to this story, but as a female who never saw boys. Crazy how similar they are...
    This village must be where all the boy babies went in the female village 🤣

    • @catboy_tylerr
      @catboy_tylerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude, someone on reddit has a story just like this, but the main character knew that guys existed, and actually got stranded in a forest somewhere in europe with her guy best friend, and ended up living in a small city that was just women. there was a little village outside the city walls, but women were seen a superior, which was pretty cool

    • @breezypeezy2714
      @breezypeezy2714 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reverse of the Wicker Man movie

  • @prongs2699
    @prongs2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    No Moi!
    Hope you’re having a great day/afternoon/evening/night.
    Please remember that you are good enough. You are perfect just the way you are. You don’t need to change yourself for anyone.
    If you’re going through a hard time just remember that it will pass, things will get better. Please reach out to someone if you need to. There are people who care about you and who love you.
    Remember to drink some water today and try to eat something.
    You are worth it.
    You are enough.
    You are perfect.

    • @iforgor6673
      @iforgor6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, imperfections are inevitable but yeah I guess everything else is possible.

    • @ComfyCatNya
      @ComfyCatNya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Sans 💖💖

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone is good enough, and if you need a break, take it. Seize the day, because the universe ultimately doesn't care about you.
      Don't overwork yourself, and make the most of your life

    • @prongs2699
      @prongs2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iforgor6673 True, but like imperfections make people perfect. Like nobody’s ever gonna be perfect but they are the perfect them that they can be.
      I don’t if the way I phrased that made sense...sorry

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If he saw that woman (7:40) and thought she was a person, and thought the only people were male, why wouldn’t he call her “he”? Why would he use gender neutral pronouns like they and them? Why would he even know about gender neutral pronouns if he thought there was only one gender? And then when he “figures out it was a female,” he somehow magically knows about the words she and her.

  • @welp3974
    @welp3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:52 actually yes, it's The Promised Neverland.
    In that anime, the outside world is *actually* ravaged by demons, but the children doesn't know, until they are "adopted" (aka. Led to slaughter)

  • @mweeee
    @mweeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I kinda like the whole concept of this story, but it's just so badly written

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This could make a great horror movie.

    • @iforgor6673
      @iforgor6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@genericname2747 yeah

    • @starlover9921
      @starlover9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Try reading/watching the promised neverland. It's different, but it kinda gives off the same vibe.

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@starlover9921
      I loved that anime. I can’t wait for season 2!

    • @seb6861
      @seb6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The monster eat the human: I couldn't at that part

  • @unknownkiddo5554
    @unknownkiddo5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The five dislikes are from Michles

  • @reihino8725
    @reihino8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i just know og michael was rejected by a woman

  • @ethanfrancis4527
    @ethanfrancis4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After intensive googling, this story has never surfaced into the news
    It is absolutely crazy that something so important is not being reported on, I don't know how the journalists haven't heard about it
    It's almost as if this story never happened...

  • @luxbutler3194
    @luxbutler3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you Michael for this fun video.

  • @aera_amii
    @aera_amii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    when you buy the lemon carton merch, your crush will text you after checkout

    • @ducky2379
      @ducky2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your crush will deliver the package to your doorstep

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you only need lemon carton merch.

  • @aera_amii
    @aera_amii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i didn't know i existed until i was already dead

  • @ninaneens5797
    @ninaneens5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Yea, I only know of wamen, what are f e m a l e s ?

  • @icedteasketches
    @icedteasketches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does this sound exactly like Rapunzel?
    Kidnapped as a baby, stayed inside for whole life, never knew about outside world.
    The only difference is Michael

  • @krisd2518
    @krisd2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I saw a big, metal monster. And then... the monster ATE the woman!" When did this turn into Warrior Cats?

  • @guineatte
    @guineatte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Initially I thought Joinen was joking but let me help out 😁
    Jet Black was definitely not a typo.
    Jet Black is a colour named after the semi precious stone called Jet. It is a dark glossy black and actually a kind of coal. It is fossilised wood. This stone was used for jewellery since the Stone Age but was especially popular in Victorian times for mourning jewellery. (Thanks for joining my tiny colour history talk 😄)

    • @daniasajid6742
      @daniasajid6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think joinen was making fun of them calling it *jat* black
      idk bruh
      lol

    • @calicoathena
      @calicoathena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was definitely joking about the pronunciation lmao
      I did like the color history talk tho.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jets = Black hair.
      Tows = White hair.
      Auburnettes = Red-browns.
      We need to bring these terms back. There's more to life than blondes, brunettes, & redheads.

  • @Michael-ll1yu
    @Michael-ll1yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey Joinen I've been bingewatching your content while being on the sandwiches from how I met your mother and I must say, I've been quite enjoying it. So Thanks man!

  • @HeavenStarQuit
    @HeavenStarQuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:46
    What is this, warrior cats?

  • @bucketzpaw1141
    @bucketzpaw1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sam: **Goes to sleep**
    Headmaster: *IT'S HEADMASTER*
    (This is a movie reference)

  • @geographyRyan
    @geographyRyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *"What is man, if not Michael"* - Joinen

  • @kai-sl1dv
    @kai-sl1dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I didn't know water existed until 50"

    • @stevemeve8224
      @stevemeve8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I didn't know people existed until 80"

    • @pusheenlover7223
      @pusheenlover7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “UnDeRsTaNdAbLe hAvE a NiCe dAy!”

    • @theflamingchicken4870
      @theflamingchicken4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I didn't know that air existed until I died."

    • @kai-sl1dv
      @kai-sl1dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @late4thegameNOW Actually, YES

    • @kai-sl1dv
      @kai-sl1dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *"I didn't know I existed till I was 86"*

  • @mimzisbored
    @mimzisbored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There is an exactly the same one except it is" i didn't know males existed until i was 17"
    with practically the same story line they just changed the gender.

  • @Manibular
    @Manibular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I grew up in a boarding school, we grew our own food and we couldn't leave, and the headmaster said we were similar to jonestown.... whatever that is"

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you like some kool-aid?

    • @Manibular
      @Manibular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@genericname2747 we gotta drink the arsenic laced koolaid to transcend from jonestown and pass through heavens gate so we can catch a ride on the comet.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Manibular mm yes.

  • @nerddevil8911
    @nerddevil8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    he didn't knew there was women and he's.. straight somehow??? what happens when the Michaels ask about the birds and the bees?

  • @kamikazesenpai21
    @kamikazesenpai21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:03 i was ½ paying attention to the video whike i was nuzlocking and that startled me especially because it was in a different section of my head phones