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  • @HauntedAngel77
    @HauntedAngel77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10398

    2:40 "And that's the man I work with."
    Notice how he said that?
    Not the man that works for him, but the man he works with. That's respect.

  • @ethannguyen9363
    @ethannguyen9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6552

    Dave is a man of focus, commitment and sheer ducking will

    • @jololol7158
      @jololol7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I once saw him kicked Kenny G off his bus. KICK. OFF. HIS. BUS.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He ain't John Wick! Dave will drive you somewhere. With John Wick the body will be driven somewhere!

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Trucking*

    • @ethannguyen9363
      @ethannguyen9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1k Subscribers without any videos. Yes of course my bad

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethannguyen9363 lol

  • @daisygutierrez_7123
    @daisygutierrez_7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4742

    Dave sounds like that one friend who doesn't give a s*it about anything 🤣

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    Special shout out to all the truckers that risks their lives to deliver food, goods, Fluffy and all things we all need!!! Blessed y'all😇

    • @Grundini91
      @Grundini91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bailo Descalza God bless them all the jobs that seem the most simple are a lot of times some of the most demanding and being a bus driver or a trucker is no different 🙏

    • @lickalittle
      @lickalittle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Bailo 😊

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      42 jade bro calm down, how am I a whiny spoiled D bag who needs to grow up when your the one cussing me out for no reason after misunderstanding what I said, I didn’t say the job was simple I don’t know the intricacies of TONS of Jobs I just said the Jobs that SEEM simple as in simple to the public eye are usually the most demanding plus before you insult someone learn how to use proper grammar so cool it alright 🤦‍♂️

  • @memesfactory3070
    @memesfactory3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6638

    "You pay me on time, you live." I laughed.

    • @Al-Is-Gaming
      @Al-Is-Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      The one day he doesn't
      HEADLINE: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FLUFFY (GABRIAL IGLESIAS) FOUND DEAD IN BURNED BUS

    • @sylviachai185
      @sylviachai185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      letget on withthe next show

    • @icecold7
      @icecold7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the fact that you wrote "Lol I laughed" is just fucking stupid

    • @Dalilflower
      @Dalilflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed at all of it

    • @Xyelon12
      @Xyelon12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IceColdK 94 facts

  • @user-tz6rk4dy5s
    @user-tz6rk4dy5s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8468

    Wait... So Fluffy is saying we can disagree but still be civil and loving to one another?... What a novel concept!

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Well... It was nice knowing you Fluffy. He'll end up deplatformed because he's not radical enough.

    • @ManofPeel
      @ManofPeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@arancourt5623 yep

    • @Ivy-jo7tl
      @Ivy-jo7tl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shut up republican

    • @user-ng4tf2oq7s
      @user-ng4tf2oq7s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol shut up trumpy

    • @brianmiller5750
      @brianmiller5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Ivy-jo7tl Republican? It Nazicrat liberals that are censoring anyone and everyone that refuses to goose-step to their Fascist rhetoric

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5599

    "And you're paying for it!" You know, Mountain Dew burns when it comes out of your nose

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      So does tea

    • @epicawesomeness777
      @epicawesomeness777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yup. Had an experience with some fruit punch just now so I feel you lol

    • @dragondust4183
      @dragondust4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmao

    • @ImaginationGamer25
      @ImaginationGamer25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I learned to never drink ANYTHING when I'm watching Fluffy!

    • @frenchtoast312
      @frenchtoast312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Have you ever had a peach slice pop out your nasal cavity?

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9062

    “Wait a minute I pay him, hey Dave”
    “Shut up”
    “Yeah I’ll be in the back in my room drive safe”

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Plot twist. Dave is his long lost dad

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That had me dead 😂

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hypnotic Skull 😝😝😝

    • @johndoe2790
      @johndoe2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      understandable have a great day

    • @twistedpixel2558
      @twistedpixel2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @You Sofat I'm guessing you've never had anyone in your employ. If you can find a Dave, you do whatever it takes to keep him. 90 percent of the workforce isn't worth having.

  • @darmayasa8523
    @darmayasa8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    00:03 guys did you notice that Dave actually watched Fluffy's show among the audience. He said, "yeahh!" 🤣

  • @andnor
    @andnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2820

    "Would rather lose his job than his self-respect"
    This would be a "your hired" situation if i heard during an interview.
    Honor your workers and they wont dread waking up at Monday morning.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Or any other morning, even if you ask them to work the occasional weekend with enough notice and compensation

    • @David-qy2pw
      @David-qy2pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      As a new Team Leader, I told the Group Leader (a black woman younger than my white ass), "You can cuss me out, call me me asshole whatever but Never Bullshit Me on anything.". We had a great work relationship and my name is Dave as well.

    • @kristinchappell6677
      @kristinchappell6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is basically how my place of work looks at people interviewing. We want someone who not only can do the job, but is willing to do the right thing, even when it's hard.

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watch it eventually be that Dave said some racist shit and Kenny G didn't like it and told him off.

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@greatwhitesufi still got kicked off the bus 😂

  • @sahilshukla8127
    @sahilshukla8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1818

    DAVE!
    'The Driver'
    Sounds like a movie title😂

    • @iIikepenguins
      @iIikepenguins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah, it sounds like a Bob, The Builder rip-off to me

    • @TheBestComicKing
      @TheBestComicKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Feels like Sam Elliott would play as Dave.

    • @maithfull
      @maithfull 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBestComicKing George Clooney

    • @mason069
      @mason069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all

    • @kurosworkshop
      @kurosworkshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will watch it

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Anyone else want fluffy to bring dave on just so dave can tell a few stories? judging by what fluffy says dave sounds like he'd be a decent comedian lol

    • @paultaylor2391
      @paultaylor2391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes! Yes!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! I can just imagine the 2 of them...lol

    • @Cyriouz-
      @Cyriouz- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I dunno, sometimes people are just naturally funny to the point where it becomes stale if they actually TRY to be funny. Doing standup comedy is a very different beast to just vibing with the squad

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Cyriouz- This is super true, I don't think I could ever do standup, I may try it but I don't know about it. I am always the quick witted one in the group, I am known for saying the most stupid, random, shower thought type of shit and starting thought provoking conversations on it. I know I have a ton of natural humor, but I have never tried to write a joke in my life. I was once asked to tell someone a joke at work and I had nothing because they just come from me naturally.

    • @Morrow16
      @Morrow16 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *Gets on the stage*
      "'Murica!"
      *Leaves the stage*

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7421

    :Gabriel: He’s gotta be one of the most hardworking people I’ve ever met
    When a Mexican says that, you know he’s hardworking
    :Edit: This isn’t meant as a compliment or an insult. This is meant to be a racist joke

  • @buckykattguitar
    @buckykattguitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2854

    And you're paying for it.......I just scared the cats I laughed so hard.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love his stories lol XD

    • @totowhat
      @totowhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Laughed hard on the same one, choked on vape 😂

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I got one cat across the room looking at me like I'm crazy & the other vacated the arm of my recliner. She giving me the stinkeye now. Might need to apologize with some canned food tonight.

    • @janettevidler149
      @janettevidler149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cracked up too.

    • @johndamascus2634
      @johndamascus2634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to clean the computer screen.

  • @TheGiggler333
    @TheGiggler333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    The world needs more people like Dave.

  • @MK-zj8sc
    @MK-zj8sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    This is not the first time gabe talks about dave. If anyone else remembers: "Goddamn scooby doo!" or "I don't give a sh**"

    • @katharinebacken7311
      @katharinebacken7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I was just thinking that, I thought about the time they got stopped by border patrol

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@katharinebacken7311 me to (I've got a busload of Mexicans) 🤣😂😭

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thebigdog2295 OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS US BORDER PATROL

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dave was snapping the pics of them against the bus

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@EuroGuy85 I saw those pics and they were hilarious.

  • @karanpreetchahal3604
    @karanpreetchahal3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Hmm

    • @berkuth
      @berkuth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jajajajajaja

    • @Dimacswtf
      @Dimacswtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      'Murica

    • @Chamber691
      @Chamber691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Voice to text big trucks and buses like that have bluetooth built into the cab so you can hands free communicate

    • @ulisesmagana4413
      @ulisesmagana4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Working with truck drivers all my life most of them wear a Bluetooth to talk and make voice-to-text messages

    • @jackd9112
      @jackd9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Thor Odinson are you stupid

  • @zacharisincennes8026
    @zacharisincennes8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    If what Gabriel said about Dave is true, and Dave were to compete on Hell's Kitchen, Dave would probably kick Gordon Ramsay out of his own restaurant while the cameras are still rolling. I know I'd love to see that.

    • @41Brother2
      @41Brother2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I would PAY to see that honestly

    • @shinyman9993
      @shinyman9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      People have tried that, and failed

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Would rather see him on Master Chef, watch him tell Joe off.

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I bet Dave is the kind of guy who grills really good food and kicks people out of his yard when they ask for vegan options during family gatherings.

    • @alarmedregret
      @alarmedregret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gordon Ramsay: "What are you?!"
      Dave: *pulls over the restaurant* "Not putting up with this bull****, that's what I am."

  • @bigkoi1015
    @bigkoi1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Dave The Driver:*" U pay On time, You'll Live"*

    • @darrellgame7575
      @darrellgame7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/0wiu4Sm8fus/w-d-xo.html

    • @keltonreynolds5464
      @keltonreynolds5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a borderlands introduction

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    It sounds like Dave is a good guy that has a good sense of humor and stuff, like the stories sound like friend pulling another friends leg, which is great

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopefully but people aren't always black and white ends of the spectrum I hope that was just a joke though.

    • @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610
      @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BaconNuke, how old do you have to be...to say pulling your leg like wtf 🦵

    • @AryaCashOut
      @AryaCashOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 Don't need to be old. Just need to be a little bit harder to influence than you. What do you mean "wtf"? Typing three whole words too hard for you? Everyone has their own way of talking. Think before typing. Dumb shit can get you in trouble anywhere. Watch "Guns Akimbo" and chill the f*ck down.
      Edit: Yes I corrected my "to" to "too".

    • @carlosmiguelcomendador6345
      @carlosmiguelcomendador6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrueFeetMan èl0

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Everyone needs a Dave in their life. I have a few, and they are called my grandfathers and my father. Glorious people!

    • @vicluevano1222
      @vicluevano1222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My buddy is like that a true dude just can't get on his bad side cause hell will break lose lol. Aside he's a straight forward guy and his respectful and honest and basic and has helped me through hard times without question and to me that's a true friend

  • @Seth_Stewart
    @Seth_Stewart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Hell yeah, Dave! 🇺🇲 I also love how Gabriel is humble. Gabriel says "this is the man I work with" instead of "this is the man that works for me". Two great guys. 🇺🇲

  • @robertgriffith3139
    @robertgriffith3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "And you're paying for it." Classic.

  • @hpascua1979
    @hpascua1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Dave's message: "and you're paying for it" had me dying

  • @mason1243
    @mason1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Sometimes I forget the day of the week but when I stumble onto these throwback Thursday videos it helps me keep track.

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aw heck it is Thursday isn't it? Frick

    • @ctmarine9100
      @ctmarine9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reason I remember is because Thursday is garbage day for me

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the same for, the days just seem to be the same. Kind of like the movie groundhog day.

    • @mason069
      @mason069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha same with me sometimes

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only way I keep track is when there's new episodes to the animes I watch 😅

  • @JSRbowling595
    @JSRbowling595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4887

    Dave: "I'm buildin' a wall!"
    Gabe: *Facial expression like someone just kicked his dog*
    Dave: "And you're payin' for it!"
    I almost pissed myself from laughter

    • @jeffrizolkafli3057
      @jeffrizolkafli3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ii I 09 977

    • @lukestacey9250
      @lukestacey9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was rolling on the floor crying at that

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukestacey9250 Same 😂😂

    • @lizs5283
      @lizs5283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      like you cant even get mad at that comment! it was extremely clever and worked so well!

    • @Church449
      @Church449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I personally believe it's best to surround yourself with varying ideas so you can make a better informed decision on different items. You may not like what they have to say but damned if it doesnt get you thinking.

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    It makes me sad know that Dave is by himself on Christmas

    • @foltzenlogel
      @foltzenlogel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      A lot of us are.. not just Dave. The wheels have to turn in order to make money.

    • @necwo698
      @necwo698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@foltzenlogel Big respect to drivers out there, hope you are doing well.

    • @deadcunt9597
      @deadcunt9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Being the type of person he is i'm sure he gets some type of personal fulfillment out of it

    • @brendenpischke6060
      @brendenpischke6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's not just drivers.
      A hacking group shut down Microsoft's Xbox Live servers one Christmas as a message, that people should spend Christmas with their families and not on games. Not realizing that not everyone has that privilege.

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he was delivering presents.

  • @vascomachado2570
    @vascomachado2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    “I’m building a wall” 😂🤣

    • @baybvgo2.058
      @baybvgo2.058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “And you’re paying for it.”

    • @texas_badger1984
      @texas_badger1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      (Laughs in Merica)

    • @itizzzwhatitizzz4362
      @itizzzwhatitizzz4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha

    • @orxplz6040
      @orxplz6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vasco Machado that’s messed up

    • @katharinebacken7311
      @katharinebacken7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did because it was just way too funny and then their reaction to it after killed me

  • @DenaSoul777
    @DenaSoul777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    “He still has to drive around the king of the Mexicans”
    *Mexican cartel has entered the chat*

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steve Silvas 😝😝😝

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      El Chapo sticks his head up

    • @skawn
      @skawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What's the possibility that he's the leader of the Mexican cartel and he's just traveling around the country, using comedy as a cover?

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@skawn Worldwide distribution.

    • @danbytp
      @danbytp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Anyone Latino who can get a nonlatino to drive for him certainly a King in my eyes.

  • @summerdragonsdraws1539
    @summerdragonsdraws1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Teacher: write about your hero or person you look up to or aspire to be like.
    Me: *writes an essay about dave the bus driver*

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oops you got a typo there bud

    • @TheDark-oc5li
      @TheDark-oc5li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hehehe i did this once got a good grade the teacher knows gabriel iglesias so it was fun for him to read got an 9 because i made some mistake with my writing

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swear words included, because its a quote

  • @AdamSpasms
    @AdamSpasms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "YO DAVE, CAN I CALL YOU?!"
    "Hell no, Stupid"

  • @cam07brs37
    @cam07brs37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Fluffy, I just wanted to say thank you for adding captions to your video’s. I love watching you and I used to love hearing your jokes all the time. I lost my hearing about 5 years ago. Seeing captions added helps me a lot with watching you and you make me laugh so much. Thank you 😁

    • @zalzoriano1200
      @zalzoriano1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh I am so sorry for you. But, it must be so nice to feel someone do something so small but it helps you put a lot. I hope you are very skilled in “listening” after you lost your hearing. I hope you will be ok.

    • @k_h_nobody
      @k_h_nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As I have a deaf friend, the captions are awesome and helpful! Thank you so much

    • @tortle734
      @tortle734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So sorry to hear that.. Wait im so sorry

    • @midnight-user12
      @midnight-user12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I take off the captions? I’ve watched all his movie specials and I can put on the captions when I’m in public listening to his Mexican jokes.

    • @itsarpan6977
      @itsarpan6977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tortle734 there was no need for that

  • @lylanavarro1577
    @lylanavarro1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the mentality that everyone should have... This the respect that everyone should get... And this is the comedian that I will always support..

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dave is someone who will have your back no matter what. We all need Dave.

  • @meepbeep2029
    @meepbeep2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience

    • @meepbeep2029
      @meepbeep2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @ShutUpAndDance! ...I- ...Okay but what does that have to do with my joke? o_O

    • @Highly3666
      @Highly3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@meepbeep2029 hey man i liked your joke i don't know what the other guy is talking about

    • @BrotherBarakiel996
      @BrotherBarakiel996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ShutUpAndDance! Shut up

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @ShutUpAndDance! what in gods name is spewing from that hole in your face

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ShutUpAndDance! You’re probably more racist than any Trump supporters in your entire county.

  • @michaelmclaughlin105
    @michaelmclaughlin105 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I absolutely love this bit. Dave sounds like he's a good man to have around. Did anyone else realize that he texted while he was driving though? Heh.

  • @clemsonpirate7144
    @clemsonpirate7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Remember when they got stopped by border patrol? “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” 😂 Dave’s a legend.

  • @erika8349
    @erika8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    My mom and I are Latino, and I remember her telling me stories about her clients (she’s a house cleaner), who are your typical rich white conservative families. One of them was a lawyer and apparently he knew Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and other politicians. Anyhow, this guy was a big time Republican and supported strict immigration policies. You’d think he hated illegals and wanted them out of the U.S., but in reality he was a decent man, and he and his family loved my mom and helped her become a U.S. Citizen. ‘Til this day my mom speaks fondly of this family, because they treated her with respect and paid her well. I don’t judge people based off of their political beliefs, I get to know them first. I’m glad Fluffy has a good relationship with Dave 💜 I just shows we can all get along :)

    • @yourboyespresso8438
      @yourboyespresso8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Kindness is the best thing to do in this time

    • @gonzalomartinez9016
      @gonzalomartinez9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i wanted to give this a like but it already has the best number.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So that person is a hypocrite or am I mistaken?

    • @s.shivam99
      @s.shivam99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Satsuki Le Bobinnec ???

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Erika most who support strict immigration don't do it because they don't want any immigrants in the country that's where people are mistaken we support them because we don't want the bad ones in the country, the lazy good for nothings that are just going to leech off of others and I want to clarify that asylum seekers do not count as lazy good for nothings because they are prohibited from working by law (at least in the uk) and I would also like to make it known that I am technically an immigrant and while I support maga I do think it could have been better structured, instead of a system for rounding up the illegals and sending them back to where they came from it should have been a system for helping them obtain their citizenship because many of them are hard working people who payed their taxes but couldn't get their citizenship because they were afraid of being sent back to their country, also I want to make it known again that I am not a republican I am a libertarian if you don't know about that political ideology basically we are the middle ground between republicans and democrats and we make fun of both, our ideology is maximum freedom minimal government, we are the spiritual successors of Thomas Jefferson

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:08 Respect the hell out of you for this, long forgotten wisdom it seems.

  • @bear-sama9
    @bear-sama9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    0:03 you can hear dave screaming

    • @Arjun-gq2bs
      @Arjun-gq2bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But notice how he was super quiet the entire time? I don't think he was expecting Gabriel to go off on such a long winded speech about how cool he is. Bus Drivers dont often get the praise so he musta been shocked into silence

    • @Bonkyboy23
      @Bonkyboy23 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where? Or was that figure of speech

    • @TommyCashLover420
      @TommyCashLover420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At the 3 second mark of the video.​@@Bonkyboy23

    • @OfficialRafaG901
      @OfficialRafaG901 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bonkyboy23he was saying that bc Bus Drivers don’t get the high praise and respect they deserve

  • @platonian2421
    @platonian2421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    I love how Fluffy is not humiliating Dave because of his Murica politics especially the Wall thing, sure it could have offended Fluffy but here instead of humiliating him he praised him and his hardworking quality, setting aside all politics away from it.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It is great that Fluffy can keep an open mind like that and look at Dave for his real qualities.

    • @BillyBobBeauBenson
      @BillyBobBeauBenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This is how you laugh with somebody, not at them.

    • @bryangee1619
      @bryangee1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I doubt that's Dave's real views on politics he just has a great sense of humor he does work with fluffy after all lol

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bryangee1619 true, I would of wanted to do the same thing, Dave wasn't being serious it seem, he was just playing a funny ass joke messing with fluffy 😂

    • @Yorekani
      @Yorekani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Political views are not everything. As Fluffy stated, as long as Dave gets paid on time (and Dave sets the rules on the bus) Fluffy gets to live.
      They can work together despite different opinions, as long as those opinions are kept separate.

  • @Rodenson1314
    @Rodenson1314 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:42 is still probably my most favorite part of the special. It's just that "damn, I'm powerless" kinda moment hahaha

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    There is a fine Line between "acting out because brutaly honest" and "acting out because asshole".
    Finding the right people is a dificult task

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I'm willing to bet Dave's theme song is "We are the road crew." by Motorhead.

    • @justs_
      @justs_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude probably has a collection of every early 80s heavy metal album just stashed in his bus

    • @JasonL77
      @JasonL77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah. He shows a picture of Dave during the credits for this show and Dave does not look like he listens to Motörhead. I’d say his theme song would be “Convoy” by C.W. McCall or “Eastbound And Down” by Jerry Reed.

    • @MrDracolucassos
      @MrDracolucassos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more like "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen

    • @gyanankurpatgiri4272
      @gyanankurpatgiri4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or "free love on the free love highway" XD

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taking care of business-BT0 💙😸✌

  • @myrnaleon8464
    @myrnaleon8464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You’re lucky to have Dave! Treasure that relationship . 🙏❤️🌹🎈😘

  • @chipmunks0764
    @chipmunks0764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    There's a text message... From dave.
    Me: wait. . .

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "I trust my life with that man every single night" that man be texting while he drives

    • @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT
      @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably voice commands and speech recognition. A lot safer than typing on the phone while driving. Still risky tho cause it distracts you.

    • @jacobphong9402
      @jacobphong9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually text Dave trust me he’s the best

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thor Odinson because it can't cause accidents right?

    • @angelaengle12
      @angelaengle12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whatever, you all know ya'll text while driving. Don't hate, lol.

  • @gamingxd9798
    @gamingxd9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Fluffy should bring Dave on a show and call it the Dave special

    • @michaelshaffer9051
      @michaelshaffer9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      America ain't ready for that hardcore lines up from that man

    • @kathyclark3752
      @kathyclark3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We just need 20-30 mins of Dave telling road stories

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kathyclark3752 Dave "Gabe, I ain't got time for this sh!t. I gotta drive the bus! I'll tell road stories while I'm driving and you record it. You can play it back for your audience."

    • @NitrousDragon
      @NitrousDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelshaffer9051 maybe when this special aired America wasn't read, but nowadays where we're comedicly starved? Hell... Yes... We are ready.

  • @Green.heron24
    @Green.heron24 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you Gabriel for acknowledging someone who is on ur team who works hard behind the scenes. Great job supporting your staff🌟😊

  • @bgfeet
    @bgfeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    In hospital at the moment, watch this video on the phone, nurses in the hallway hear this and they're "that's fluffy" and the room was full in seconds. Awesome.

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well that will speed your recovery lol 😎😁

    • @SuperValaVala
      @SuperValaVala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wish u are all recovered by now =)

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hope you are out and cured by now!

    • @lorrainem8234
      @lorrainem8234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's so cool!

    • @asdfman-xg1po
      @asdfman-xg1po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then everyone clapped

  • @LTdan457
    @LTdan457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Love how regardless of personal opinions, you both can still keep working together.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's 'Murica!

    • @bookwormneverforgetbricks605
      @bookwormneverforgetbricks605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except if someone really really really wants to kill you and is fully capable of killing you while you would much prefer to remain alive.

    • @bookwormneverforgetbricks605
      @bookwormneverforgetbricks605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thor Odinson I mean, Fluffy did say he trusted the dude with his life.

  • @Colleen.pemachoetso
    @Colleen.pemachoetso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I hope Fluffy sees this:
    I suffer from depression and suicidal thoughts, your comedy shows are the only thing that drags me back from all the negativities in my life. Thank you so much.

    • @KeplerX
      @KeplerX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey man listen, there are many people who feel like you feel right now and they get through it, you will too. There are times where you will feel like you've hit rock bottom, but that doesn't mean it will always be like that. Call or text or talk to a friend or family member. If you don't think that will help, try doing small things like changing your daily routine, you might be sad because your brain is experiencing too much repetition, find new hobbies etc. Ik its tough right now to do anything during this current time.But everyone wants someone new to talk to. Try and find new people to talk to. I usually join communities using discord and yeah sometimes those people arn' t the best but alot of the time they are and you need to just be around positive people and that will make you positive

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keep your head up buddy! It’s gonna be okay.

    • @faithnaidoo7647
      @faithnaidoo7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Colleen!!!!!.I hear you.!!!!Depression is such a lonely illness.Only the sufferers truly know how brutal this illness is.Nothing can fix the pain.Meds only help to a certain degree.I am with you in thought.We have the same Daily battle.👭😘

    • @mysticblue0222
      @mysticblue0222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve suffered from depression because I have constant chronic pain. I want you to know it CAN get BETTER I know it’s hard but try not to get caught in that “it’s hopeless” loop. But taking every good thing and laugh and cherishing it is a good start. Anti-depressants can also help. Hang in there *hugs*

    • @xheartiiz
      @xheartiiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are worthy of the best. Even during your darkest moments, remember that you are never alone... Even when it feels you are. You matter! Keep your head up. Wishing you healing & peace.

  • @spikes0123
    @spikes0123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    Bless Dave's soul
    My fave bit:
    Dave:*laughter* 'Murica'
    Gabriel:Shut up Dave this doesnt concern you.
    Dave:*closes door* Im building a wall.
    Gabriel:*gets message from Dave*
    Dave:And your paying for it.
    Edit:Never have i dreamt of this many likes thank you

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @zbrycey
      @zbrycey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you’re*

    • @aa134368
      @aa134368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I too watched the video

    • @rowellganaden6068
      @rowellganaden6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience

    • @nunyabizness6113
      @nunyabizness6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget he thought Dave was apologizing

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    I'd really like to know exactly what Kenny G said to get him kicked off the bus.

  • @Eli-ld7qf
    @Eli-ld7qf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Much respect for Dave 🫡

  • @angiislbnz1255
    @angiislbnz1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "Because he would rather lose his job than lose his self respect"
    Oh yeah shout out to Dave-

  • @e_t00_dr1ppy2
    @e_t00_dr1ppy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    " And you're paying for it" Almost choked on my water 😂😂😂😂

  • @silvermoon1922
    @silvermoon1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I have only one thing to say:
    ''MURICA''.

    • @jesusmarquez9948
      @jesusmarquez9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i always wanted to know what that meant Murica SilverMoon192

    • @silvermoon1922
      @silvermoon1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jesusmarquez9948 America

  • @ambervantassel3816
    @ambervantassel3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Dave sounds like a hardcore and hilarious dude.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Met him at a bar before he was for fluffy he was funny as hell n overall pretty cool dude

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 I have an older brother who is in the Navy and I told him that once all this Covid-19 shit calmed down I would try to get us front row tickets, I said wasn't sure if I could but I promised I'd try.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ambervantassel3816 nice i went to this exact show with my brother we were high af but it was funny as hell

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 nice

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ambervantassel3816 Navy/Marine Corp...they identify a task and make it happen. It'll happen for you...and front row seats...I shall be jealous, lol lol. Me and the wife were in the nose bleed section but had a hell of great time.

  • @wushock92
    @wushock92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love Dave! One of the hardest working people in the entertainment industry. And I know that because I used to drive buses too.

  • @SaleemKhan-ny7wf
    @SaleemKhan-ny7wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Im from south africa, Gabriel is an extremely funny comedian and entertainer. Well liked in Cape Town.

  • @Edward-bi8mk
    @Edward-bi8mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's nice to see the driver appreciated. A lot goes on behind the scenes that not A lot of people see. Trucks moving stages for people,but this guy-just awesome!!!

    • @Kcali111
      @Kcali111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💝 setup for shows is a major task. So grateful to all the people making tgese stars shine. Especially Dave lol

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    3:34
    We need Dave to be high school bus drivers

    • @dunndunn3850
      @dunndunn3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ohh, man. Memories of the school bus in middle school. We had a bus driver who was sort of strict like this, but wasn’t as vocal as Dave. That, or we had a bus driver who had no idea where they were going and didn’t care what the students did...such as harassing others.
      Thank god that nightmare ended two years ago.

    • @death3678
      @death3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dunn & Dunn I had a bus driver who was a complete bitch one day she’d be nice handing out candy the next she would be flipping the lid saying we where little hoodlums so me and a freind used to troll her by sliding under the bus seats and moving to different seats

    • @FALL2024CALIFORNIA
      @FALL2024CALIFORNIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be great! 😂

    • @FALL2024CALIFORNIA
      @FALL2024CALIFORNIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need Dave to set some disrespectful high school students straight!🤣😂

    • @puffythedestroyer8878
      @puffythedestroyer8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, we need a "Dave" for EVERY job / proffesion.

  • @m_l_ek3857
    @m_l_ek3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Dave. Way to be truthful to yourself without suffering. Gabriel gets it. He understands.

  • @Jack9788
    @Jack9788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Yo Dave I mentioned you in ma standup!"
    "Shut your mouth and get in back!"

  • @alistairknight2561
    @alistairknight2561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Dave put up the barrier.
    Fluffy paid for the bus.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I forgot my own rule when watching Gabriel’s: Do NOT eat or drink.
    When Dave yelled at Gabriel and scared him into being neat I laughed so hard I nearly spit my food out…in the workplace break room.
    03:47

  • @randomname5657
    @randomname5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I suppose Dave was the guy shouting "YEAH" in the beginning

    • @alpha-omega74
      @alpha-omega74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Judging by the way gabriel voices him and hearing that, we can only assume it is. 😂

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When Gabriel says *Let me tell you a story.*
    You know you're in for a good time. 😁

  • @donkiddick966
    @donkiddick966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The world needs more dave's.

  • @phantomlogic6940
    @phantomlogic6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    lol, Dave the bus driver is quite a character! Sounds like a cool dude to know.

  • @ryancalvert2301
    @ryancalvert2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    And he's still on the bus, quarantine.

    • @tikycz8261
      @tikycz8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Calvert who give a damn bout this it’s just a type of sickness god damnit it’s nothing

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TikyCZ it’s a highly infectious disease, and while the % of mortality isn’t as high as others, the infection rate can make the total death toll far higher.

    • @ryancalvert2301
      @ryancalvert2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tikycz8261 and you are nothing.

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TikyCZ 100% wrong this is a massive threat to society it could do things we don't know yet it could crash governments with its mortality rate killing important people it could deplete resources in the world, and you know how it could do that? It can do that through you, walking around without a care getting infected and infecting the entire network of morons you hang out with. And it will just keep spreading and spreading until we get our asses in gear and lock down and wait until we have the weapons necessary to combat it

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ryan Calvert it's probably from an old show I'm not 100% on it though I'll leave that to you, but fluffy is smart have faith in him

  • @Spike20101000
    @Spike20101000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "At the end of the day, he still has to drive round the king of the mexicans"
    Me - dead on floor laughing!

  • @1ocalsanta
    @1ocalsanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That last part made me love Dave even MORE!!

  • @MtownDiscoveries
    @MtownDiscoveries ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:34 "HEY!I ain't your momma, pick that sh*t up!" Lmao

  • @deadlyghost7789
    @deadlyghost7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Last time I was this early, Dave was talking smack to Sanchez and Scooby Doo

  • @mamgrizz
    @mamgrizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Pulled over by Border Patrol:
    Officer- "Our dog has just informed us there's something on your bus that doesn't belong."
    Dave- "Is that what he said?
    ***** ****Scooby Doo!"

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @RuthenicSilver 2 Its a reference to a previous video of Gabriel's. Here's a link to it. Enjoy the Fluffy. (Minus the language) th-cam.com/video/F7b4R445iA8/w-d-xo.html

    • @mamgrizz
      @mamgrizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @RuthenicSilver 2 That's from when he told a story of Dave the bus driver before.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HalfwayParanoid1612 Thank you!

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grubnar 👍😁👍

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like at this point, he and Gabriel must have that kinda friendship where you rib each other to show affection. Like those friends who greet each other like "Hey, Shithead!" and then they hug like brothers.

  • @stargazer5073
    @stargazer5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Shout out? give the man a raise!

    • @Arthera0
      @Arthera0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Trust me Dave gets payed enough. Otherwise Fluffy would be on the side of the road

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Arthera0 I had to laugh my old behind off with that comment. That is a 10 of 10 comment, of the day.

    • @elcoyoteacmeadon5983
      @elcoyoteacmeadon5983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arthera beside Kenny G

    • @darrellgame7575
      @darrellgame7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/0wiu4Sm8fus/w-d-xo.html

  • @susansanchez4794
    @susansanchez4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Gotta love Dave, at least you know where he stands, no bs, but treat him with respect and he treats you with respect, Gabriel & Dave have a great work relationship, this made me laugh, made my Thursday 😄😄😄

  • @anajasso6089
    @anajasso6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    New phrase “ You are on the curve with Kenny G” 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Siknik64
    @Siknik64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "On the curb with Kenny G"
    Kinda sounds like a podcast, doesn't it?

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀😭

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:44 I AIN'T YO MAMA. PICK THAT SH*T UP!
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅😁😆
    Yo, Fluffy, you got that military man.

  • @chadwassemiller3360
    @chadwassemiller3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave seems to be someone who genuinely respects those who respect him! Dave is someone that takes pride in what he does. I appreciate how Fluffy and him get along. Gabriel seems to me as very genuinely respects Dave and that's awesome. Dave seems to be honest and a stand up guy, and Fluffy have respect for each other!
    I never really took Gabriel to be a bad person off camera! I've noticed that Gabriel has a genuine kindness to those who work with him. That's what developes respect between people! Dave definitely doesn't take disrespect lightly, (Kenny G, anyone), and neither does Gabriel! I'd like to give shout out to Dave for getting Fluffy to all his shows!

  • @rademiernadal1721
    @rademiernadal1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    dVE THE BUS DRIVER HELL YEAH

    • @christianjensen7225
      @christianjensen7225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you missed the a there bud ;)

    • @bossman4993
      @bossman4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremyruiz7916 pretty sure he wasn't talking to you bud

    • @scythewolfleader3251
      @scythewolfleader3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JeremyPlays 1568 cause bud

    • @christianjensen7225
      @christianjensen7225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jeremyruiz7916 it was not aimed at you. I was referring to the fact that he hit caps lock instead of "a"

    • @HIBA_DA_LOLICON
      @HIBA_DA_LOLICON 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dVE LMAO

  • @benbrott648
    @benbrott648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "HEY! I ain't your mama, pick that sh** up!" Really funny right there!

  • @evashayholsinger9515
    @evashayholsinger9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I'm building a wall".......…..."and your paying for it" I fucking died XD

  • @sagarnandi6276
    @sagarnandi6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You pay me on time, you'll live"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣
    I almost got a stomach ache from laughing 😆😆

  • @bigh7136
    @bigh7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Me: hey Dave I heard a lot of great things about you.
    Dave: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
    Me: 😰

  • @mendoxei1721
    @mendoxei1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Its very hard to find people like Dave.

  • @brycehoffman3263
    @brycehoffman3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "And if not, you're on the curb with Kenny G" lmao 4:18

  • @jonathantrauner3742
    @jonathantrauner3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Funniest comedian ever. Long live Gabriel Iglesias

  • @MnMs002
    @MnMs002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fluffy loves dave..U know by the banter they have they like each other a lot...Trust me folks him and fluffy are the best of friends...

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Build "a structure" "between two pieces of land" - right up there with John Mulaney's bit about a horse in a hospital.

  • @slickmanfonzthatanti-troll
    @slickmanfonzthatanti-troll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I would now want Dave to appear on Gabriel's show 😎

  • @derrickjohnson7525
    @derrickjohnson7525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the laugh at 6:17 is so genuine

  • @MusicBankTv
    @MusicBankTv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    For the 3% reading this, i hope you become successful in everything you dream of and accomplish more than you had imagined. My dream is to become a successful African artist.

    • @repottedchangeforbetter5926
      @repottedchangeforbetter5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same to you, MusicBankTv. Thank you☺

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wishing you well,& much success 💙😸✌

    • @Clouds12012
      @Clouds12012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dream is to continue the Puerto Rican race to avoid extinction

  • @allenmckinney9533
    @allenmckinney9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I wish Dave was on stage to give his input. Lol

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wish he would bring Dave onstage for one night, just to tell a few stories.

  • @whiskeythefox1060
    @whiskeythefox1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:48 got text message right when he was make mimicking the vibrating of the phone lol

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:12 “With him, you know exactly where you stand!”