As a little Asian women works as a receptionist at my mom’s salon, who is also a small Asian woman, this is 100% maybe not the name tags specifically but the misspellings, the PICK A COLOR, the money, it’s all true.
I didn't know it was possible, but I literally felt like I almost inhaled my tongue watching her I was laughing so hard. I have no idea how it happened but I think I'm ok.
@Chandler Humphreys yeaaa i’m asian american a lot of social justice warriors LOVE to claim things are offensive or cultural appropriation and as Asians we try to tell them that it’s not always offensive, but they don’t listen. like i’m happy when i see someone not East Asian wearing a qipao because they like it. if that’s cultural appropriation, then i guess we need to stop sharing our cultures with everyone else in the world and only focus on our own. now, dressing up in a qipao and making slanted eyes and saying racist things would be a different story.
There's this tiny little Chinese restaurant I go to on occasion that's right next door to my laundromat, and there's this woman who can't be more than 4'11" if that and every time I go in there she yells in the thickest of accents at the people that work there in like a hybrid of Chinese and English. She used to scare the hell out of me, then one day my car broke down and she was nice enough to offer me a ride home. I said yes but I thought she was going to be loud and scary. She spoke very softly and friendly, and she's asked me if when I go into the restaurant I find her intimidating. I wanted to be nice so I said no and then she said very matter of factly, " as long as the men are scared of me!! " We both laughed very knowingly
Oh honey it’s gets way better when your in the business from little girl cleaning to young adult going state board doing the whole biz finishing school all the taxes and blah blah licensing blah blah. But however the people you meet and the memories you make are just like being a nurse. Welcome to the world and making it better each customer everyday at a time. Baby steps luv ❤ I believe in you. Also pls make sure for thin nail clients don’t go over load on filing lol. Just felt like a lot of us need to know this as a pro or not.
Noooo, this was too short! We need another full special, and soon! I had to pause several times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and started choking. Totally worth it, though. Best set I've seen in a long time.
i saw you on a netflix special, and instantly could not get enough,. i think you were only on that show for like 5 minuets and that was enough to really make your mark. you are a amazing comedian, and hope to see you go farther than you think possible! you made me laugh for many hours, thank you for brightening up my day :)
I saw you on Tim Dillon’s pod a while back before your tour and just wanted to say you make me laugh more than any other comedian I have binged for the last couple years. Severely underrated and I adore your stage presence and admire your radiant confidence 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
I only just found your comedy earlier this week and you're already one of my favourite comedians! You deserve so much more recognition and I hope you can one day tour in the UK! :)
Loved you on that Tim Dillon episode as well and saw you at Comedyworks on May 14th shortly after and it was the hardest I laughed at a show by far. The laughs were so stacked I thought I was gonna pass out at one point. And that’s including comedians with big followings I’ve seen live like Tom segura and Tim Dillon, you absolutely deserve more recognition which means you will receive it.
You are the funniest person I have ever seen. For most stand-up comedians, I only giggle out of courtesy but you evoke genuine, hysterical laughter out of me. You're friggin hilarious.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! This woman is a comedic genius. She knows people so well. Love the faces she makes. I tried to read after seeing this and I could not get this skit out of my head so, I closed the book and watched this 30 more times.
Jessica rules! I'll say it again, I want her and Paul Virzi to do a podcast together, there chemistry together is a weapon of mass destruction when I saw them on RAP
Jessica is one of those comedians that after Ive seen her clips I just sit here with no sound and laughs hysterically like... Wtf did I just watch, but in a good kind of way. ROFLMAO!
This is HILARIOUS because it’s so TRUE! I have done a similar imitation for so long! You cannot even get inside the door 🚪! They all stare no hello 👋! And yell out “ PICK A color!!!!!!! Lol and the 10 min 10 dollars for a massageeeee” works on me all the time ! Lmfaooo
I had to just stop this Midway when you talked about picking a color! This is the same feeling I feel!! Whyyyy do I dread this?! You are very strong!! (you give inspiration to me ((I hope you don't downplay your awesomeness in real life!)) Sending aggressive hugs your way :)
Just came here after watching Bill Burr's Friends Who Kill. I didn't really laugh at any of the comedians except Bill and you! Great stuff, happy to have been pointed in your direction, would love to see more content!
Oh my gosh! I am laughing so hard! You are amazing, i want to give you a hug so bad bc of the things you go through and you share with us! It takes balls to joke aboot some shit.
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2:41 - Dark, _thick,_ *strong.* You have *strong hair like a rope.*
IT HAD ME DEAD
I have heard the same thing when I go and have threading done.
Yes... I know, full face. Let's go.
Well you don’t wanna look like Tom Selleck
😂😂😂😂😂best fuckin line
🤣🤣🤣
I collapsed
Jessica would be a great voice actor too for an animated show.
Omg yes
Agree! She's very talented
I could see her being a hormone monstress on Big Moutb
TRUE
Yes like big mouth lmao
As a little Asian women works as a receptionist at my mom’s salon, who is also a small Asian woman, this is 100% maybe not the name tags specifically but the misspellings, the PICK A COLOR, the money, it’s all true.
Definitely- I always admired that hardcore hustle, and I enjoy getting my nails done because I love being bossed around by tiny and also large women
Who doesn’t love being bossed by women
❤
I'm proud to say I had my very first near death experience while watching Jessica Kirson and eating a steak. "So Air looks at me" fucking got me
The progression from "Claire" to "Laire" to "Aire" 🤣🤣
Such an elegantly crafted joke - it took me a second to get it, but it is sooo good!
Where’s my nephew! Got me.
next time she mentioned this poor woman it was just gonna be "Ir"!!!! hahahaha!
I didn't know it was possible, but I literally felt like I almost inhaled my tongue watching her I was laughing so hard. I have no idea how it happened but I think I'm ok.
as a little Asian woman, I AM OKAY LOL IM OK SHE SAID THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS
We will never believe it until you change your profile picture to you covering your mouth with both hands. 😜
Hahahah yessss I’m Asian and I LEGIT, want her to do that voice all the time lmao
@Chandler Humphreys yeaaa i’m asian american a lot of social justice warriors LOVE to claim things are offensive or cultural appropriation and as Asians we try to tell them that it’s not always offensive, but they don’t listen. like i’m happy when i see someone not East Asian wearing a qipao because they like it. if that’s cultural appropriation, then i guess we need to stop sharing our cultures with everyone else in the world and only focus on our own. now, dressing up in a qipao and making slanted eyes and saying racist things would be a different story.
@1694cgrntthis is the most white reply ever LOLL
@@timmysleftnutsack5075 This is the most wsjw reply ever
‘‘I hope there’s no Blasians here’’ absolutely floored me
NEVER heard that term before, and I live in NYC, thought I heard them all.
😂😂😂😂
@@marionmarino1616 I'm Blasian and I live in NYC.
@@PlusSizePersonalTrainer Well, maybe now I’ve heard it all?? 🤣
@marionmarino1616 😂😂😂
There's this tiny little Chinese restaurant I go to on occasion that's right next door to my laundromat, and there's this woman who can't be more than 4'11" if that and every time I go in there she yells in the thickest of accents at the people that work there in like a hybrid of Chinese and English. She used to scare the hell out of me, then one day my car broke down and she was nice enough to offer me a ride home. I said yes but I thought she was going to be loud and scary. She spoke very softly and friendly, and she's asked me if when I go into the restaurant I find her intimidating. I wanted to be nice so I said no and then she said very matter of factly, " as long as the men are scared of me!! " We both laughed very knowingly
Beautiful story ❤😂
I am stifling my howling at work right now. This cubicle is my hell but goddamnit Jessica made my day 100x better
Don't shuffle. Let it rip. Your office staff needs it. Bad. 😆 🤣 😂
“PICK A COLAHHHH!… YOU PICK A COLAHHH”
👀👀👀😭😭 OKAY DANG OKAY!
Hands down, this woman is one of the best comedians out there!
Nooo I didn't want it to end. She slayed from start to finish.
Hope she gets more success 🙌
I laughed so hard because I am a blasian and I used to do nails!
is your name Laire, by any chance? hahahaha
@@luisferr2001 I think it's offensive to think she's called Laire. Who knows? Maybe she's an Aire or Ire. Let's not assume things too soon, people.
@@ramsescabrera7038 I was going by her initials, bro! hahaha
@@luisferr2001 people use all sorts of initials, it could be a reference to Re's surname.
@@ramsescabrera7038Or maybe people call them ’Miss E.’ perhaps? Let’s not assume everyone are comfortable sharing their names!
I'm a Cosmetology, including nail tech student and this made me die LMAO!! We seriously do say, "PICK A COLOR!"
Oh honey it’s gets way better when your in the business from little girl cleaning to young adult going state board doing the whole biz finishing school all the taxes and blah blah licensing blah blah. But however the people you meet and the memories you make are just like being a nurse. Welcome to the world and making it better each customer everyday at a time. Baby steps luv ❤ I believe in you. Also pls make sure for thin nail clients don’t go over load on filing lol. Just felt like a lot of us need to know this as a pro or not.
When she went from Laire to Aire, I died 😂
I didn't go more than a minute the whole special without laughing. This was a 10/10
I thought the exact same thing!
PICK A COLOR!!!!!!😂😂😂… CC told me last time… “you do wax too!” I was like I just did it last week she goes and says “no, your mustache long” 😂😂😂
Her voice when she says TEN DOLLARS gives me Eartha Kitt in the best voice possible
I love how Claire lost another letter in the middle of the bit.
"I am about a minute away from being hospitalized." 🤣
The way she says “STRONG” gets me every time
I have watched the Asian part so many times and I always die laughing every time 😂😂😂
Jessica I just discovered you today but you've already become one of my favorite comedians. You have a gift! Thanks for the laughs!
“ Ten minute, ten dolla!” Had me wheezing 😂 3:04
Omg the little Asian woman reaction to her/woman like her is SO spot on 😂 impeccable
"Tenminnit tendala..." is my new mantra.
I love oriental culture! ^^ _Tenminnit tendala_ is my favorite mantra! Namaste! 🙏
Noooo, this was too short! We need another full special, and soon! I had to pause several times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and started choking. Totally worth it, though. Best set I've seen in a long time.
'So aire looks at me' fuckin destroyed me
As an asian I 100% am okay with this and laughed my ass off, random white ladies who are concerned, pls sit down its okay
Asians aren’t the only ones😂
When you yelled pick a color my cat jumped up and I started to die laughing 😂
Jessica, you are awesome, brutally honest and incredibly hilarious.
I wish you all the success in the world 🙏🏼♥️
I saw Jessica several times on cruise ships. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe 😅😅
i saw you on a netflix special, and instantly could not get enough,. i think you were only on that show for like 5 minuets and that was enough to really make your mark. you are a amazing comedian, and hope to see you go farther than you think possible! you made me laugh for many hours, thank you for brightening up my day :)
She's so hysterical- never change Jessica 😂❤
Just found this and she's amazing.
Love that TH-cam are giving comedians that I would never have known about a platform for me to find them on.
I saw you on Tim Dillon’s pod a while back before your tour and just wanted to say you make me laugh more than any other comedian I have binged for the last couple years. Severely underrated and I adore your stage presence and admire your radiant confidence 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
The Tom Selleck joke cracked me up!
I would pay so much money to see her and Bianca Del Rio in a show together.
I wouldn’t
Oh my GOD! It would be the best night ever lol
@@sharonmontano4924you are the way that you are
nice combo, haha
Watch her blogs from 12yrs ago. She does some if the same routines like this one. With variations. Her routines do not age. Divine
I only just found your comedy earlier this week and you're already one of my favourite comedians! You deserve so much more recognition and I hope you can one day tour in the UK! :)
I like it when a comedian isn't afraid to go there....subbed...
One of the best comedians ever
Oh my God. Wish I could have been at this show. Every clip I've seen is golden.
One of the greatest comedians of all time! Truly brilliant!
I just love her level of insanity, she's brilliant!!
Loved you on that Tim Dillon episode as well and saw you at Comedyworks on May 14th shortly after and it was the hardest I laughed at a show by far. The laughs were so stacked I thought I was gonna pass out at one point. And that’s including comedians with big followings I’ve seen live like Tom segura and Tim Dillon, you absolutely deserve more recognition which means you will receive it.
I actually feel proud of you Jess, keep doing what you're doing ❤️
Man, I haven't had a standup bit make me audibly laugh in awhile. The put down was hilarious.
You are the funniest person I have ever seen. For most stand-up comedians, I only giggle out of courtesy but you evoke genuine, hysterical laughter out of me. You're friggin hilarious.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! This woman is a comedic genius. She knows people so well. Love the faces she makes. I tried to read after seeing this and I could not get this skit out of my head so, I closed the book and watched this 30 more times.
This is just brilliant. Thank you for so many laughs and nice moments 💖
Omg how have I missed her si far? She us so hilarious abd really genuis!! Born comedian!!
One of the best shows, she looks happy 🤗
your awesome i accidentally found one of your shows and now I'm hooked you make me laugh it feels good in these stressful times.
GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!
“DARK..THICK.. STRONG hair.. like a ROPE” 😂😂
Jessica is absolutely hilarious
I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭
Can't believe i just discovered your comedy. Good, Jerry. Gold.
2:02 at the lower left corner, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON OH MY GOSH 🥹
Jessica you are alot better and funnier than most comics thanks for making me laugh and putting a smile on my face.
Jessica you are freaking awesome. You need to have your own HBO MAX special live. Great work...JP
Jessica rules! I'll say it again, I want her and Paul Virzi to do a podcast together, there chemistry together is a weapon of mass destruction when I saw them on RAP
A week ago I didn't know who Jessica was. Now I can't live without her! Amazing comedian 😅😂
That was so funny I laughed hard all the way through⭐️❤️
You are amazing. Best Female comedian alive for sure.
Fab laugh out loud watching this
Her Asian accent is ON POINT! 😂 (speaking as an Asian)
Jessica is one of those comedians that after Ive seen her clips I just sit here with no sound and laughs hysterically like... Wtf did I just watch, but in a good kind of way. ROFLMAO!
I just freaking choked Iove her!
This is HILARIOUS because it’s so TRUE! I have done a similar imitation for so long! You cannot even get inside the door 🚪! They all stare no hello 👋! And yell out “ PICK A color!!!!!!! Lol and the 10 min 10 dollars for a massageeeee” works on me all the time ! Lmfaooo
I had to just stop this Midway when you talked about picking a color!
This is the same feeling I feel!! Whyyyy do I dread this?!
You are very strong!! (you give inspiration to me ((I hope you don't downplay your awesomeness in real life!))
Sending aggressive hugs your way :)
only 270 views and im 5 of them , why is Jess not the most popular comedian on the planet?
Because God See's you touching yourself at night
So funny! We have to learn to laugh at ourselves.
The way she works the crowd so naturally. She can read people really well. I love her she’s the funniest person in the world.
Strong hair like a rope.
Lol...she is totally unhinged! And I'm SO here for it! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is her funniest bit 😭
Jessica, you are a lot! and that's why you are in the business you in. Only huge personalities can sustain a stand up comedy job. :
You are hilarious! I love watching you work
You are a comedic goddess, I love you 👑👏👏👏👏
Lotta truth in her routine!
after watching a couple shorts I had to subscribe this girl is fking hilarious! !!
Get her an ARENA!!!
She’s brilliant!
Best wishes for her!!!
Greetings from Buenos Aires, Argentine ❤
Greatest female comedian today yeaaaaaah! You rock 🤘🤘🤘 Jessica!...JP
Love love love jessica!!! This is one of my most favorite bits!😂
Seeing her this weekend. Haven't seen much of her before but saw it was produced by Bill Burr and I was onboard.
The Claire/Laire/Aire bit is fucking underrated.
Brilliant. Genuinely funny. Just great.
Just came here after watching Bill Burr's Friends Who Kill. I didn't really laugh at any of the comedians except Bill and you! Great stuff, happy to have been pointed in your direction, would love to see more content!
You are just what I needed, life can be a fuck bucket sometimes but you made water come out of my eyes for laughter ty x
Oh my gosh! I am laughing so hard! You are amazing, i want to give you a hug so bad bc of the things you go through and you share with us! It takes balls to joke aboot some shit.
Omg can't stop laughing lol
It's not the crowd. It's because you are good
Love love love! I laughed my ass off the entire time. ❤
That was amazing!! ❤
'Air' 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She makes me cry every time! Every single fucking time! Every time she turns around and does the Jewish guilt thing I LOSE IT!!!!!
"I'm about a minute away from being hospitalized...."
She's freaking funny
Omg!! She is so funny!! 😂😂😂