Cute puppy care is a misleading name because for most of the game the puppy is so gruesomely mauled by thorns and the like for most of the game. And it has red eyes
Joinen talking about working in a pizza place reminds me of when I worked in a chippie for all of one day. - the owners husband would shout at anyone who was idle - despite knowing I had severe social anxiety, and would cause harm to myself if pushed too hard (scratching my arms, picking my skin, etc) they forced me to answer the phones and try to market more foods to them - the food prep area (just behind the counter) was one person wide, so I burned myself often on the assorted curries that they served with the chips when someone had to cut through to get to the counters or serve someone - the owner shouted at me for not coming in through the back entrance, even though she never told me there was a back entrance - we weren't allowed to bring our uniforms home, and HAD to get changed in store - they couldn't clean the floors because their mops were broken, but the owner was too cheap to replace them - I found out that I wasn't going to get paid at all for the first 2 weeks - month when I overheard my coworker ask why I didn't have a card (I didn't know they had time cards) - I found out after I left that the one person that was nice to me while I worked there was a convicted pedo - I never even actually interviewed or asked for the job, my brother just came home one day and said "you have a job now!" the place is burned down now, can't imagine why
I like how, when he posted the tweet 13:03, all of those objects, ruler, calculator and notebook, had no eyes and actually stared deep in your soul as if they've been possessed by something.
We had a dog who absolutely loved fruit, ESPECIALLY bananas. He got his medicine in bananas. If presented with a nice juicy piece of meat and a piece of banana he would go for the banana. Every time. Dog treat vs banana -> banana wins. If you wanted to eat a fruit you either had to share it with him or be sneaky about it so he wouldn't find out.
omg i used to play on that website when i was a kid!! wow. once i made the mistake of looking up go girls games. com on my moms friends laptop, and it was a prawn website, it was a terrible shock, learned my mistake, always make sure your typing in the address correctly! damn dyslexia.
Reminds me of the Viva LA Dirt Legue video where the employee, Adam, goes in to the manager, Rowan, office to give his 2 week notice because he was moving & Rowan said no. Adam tried to explain but Rowan was having none of it so Adam ended up just walking out with his head down cause he knew he'd never escape lol. It's in their bored series if anyone is interested lol
I worked at an Irish themed gift shop for 1 day. I got trained on everything, ran the register, etc. and then got another job offer that evening so I had to call in to my job the next day. Luckily it was only a part time job and the woman was very nice about it
Does anyone know if Joinen has stumbled across a game on Girls Go Games called "turkey cooking simulator"? I played it for the first 45 minutes and its something else. A real-time turkey cooking simulator, where you are tasked with not killing your family in a house fire on thanks giving, and listening to a grandmother and grandfather sing about Hitler in the snow being mauled by a bear. The family interactions are very odd, and your companion throughout the game is the ghost of the turkey you are cooking. The cat speaks, it says mysterious and ominous things. I felt like it was about to turn into a horror game at any second honestly, that some eldritch monstrosity would be lurking in the street from the view of the window for seconds at a time and maybe I wouldn't catch it. It was so odd, and the only reason why I stopped playing is because for some reason it crashed my computer, I can't even imagine why with all honesty, its not a complex game or anything, you just stand there staring at the oven and the open window until more dialogue is prompted. Strangest game I have ever played.
I worked at dominoes and the owner of the shop I worked at was threatening to murder everyone, specifically a pregnant woman (if I see you sitting again I'll chop you into little pieces and throw you in the dumpster never to be seen again). He was also very very hairy and his arm hair would fall into pizzas and through the little tray where the excess toppings would fall off into and THEN he'd scrape out that tray and use it for supreme pizzas. Those toppings would sit in that tray ALL day and he'd just use use the hairy old toppings. Disgusting absolutely disgusting
It is a mobile game with a cat named Tom who can repeat what you say with silly voice. He does other things I guess, but I don't remember. My little cousins loved it when they were little
I hate to be that guy to say something is wrong and correct it but i have to educated people on this. First of all that's not how to check a dogs heart beat. You check on the soft spot behind the front leg. Secondly when I was at college they taught us that you check a dogs pulse via their main artery inner thigh, if the dog is male yes near their genitals, a vet will do this its awkward but its not weird because that's the biggest and most accessable artery. And thirdly i learned how to do cpr on a dog that same day at college and the vet will never press on the front of the check because it can kill the dog with their rib cabe breaking and rupturing the dogs organs the vet will press on the soft spot behind the dogs front leg gently to bring back the heart and have a plastic sleeve that goes over the dogs mouth and nose with an opening at the nose for them to breath into since we humans can't fit our mouths around a dogs mouth. This type of stuff will usually only be done on bigger dogs and never a smaller animal like a cat, dog, bird, rat, rabbit and more because like babies animals are fragile and to do this stuff on some smaller animals can cause more harm than good. This is when you're vet will opt to euthenise your pet for you to allow them to die peacefully and painlessly. And this is everything I've learned so far to become a vet or work with animals myself. I am not finished or qualified but i do have a vet mindset and i do know how difficult it is to have to put a pet down and know that they're always sorry for having to do this part of the job its the one thing i need to over come myself to finish. So yeah sorry that we won't be able to do cpr on your pet if its not a medium or big dog.
Watching joinen repeatedly do the pizza wrong and still never figure out that it was the other green thing was so infuriating lol
Yeah, they wanted artichoke and he kept putting on basil, lol.
lmaooo the whole time joinen was getting the ingrediants wrong then rants ab his work while colouring is such a mood🤣🤣🤣
Watching joinen do the pizza wrong over and over killed meeee 😂😂😂
and then insisting he got it right XD XD
@@figmasefield the anchovies were just waiting there 😭 didn’t even see the color difference
@@peppermintmocha. it's artichoke lmaoo. I squinted my eyes
@@firzabrilliant7657 you have better eyesight than me!! omg
@@peppermintmocha. I'm in love with you
Joinen’s reaction to the puppy’s whimpers at 14:42 is surprisingly accurate to working in a veterinary clinic
Watching him struggle to understand the games' instructions is frustrating but hilarious 😭
The chat was trying to help
my favorite pastime is watching a grown man from across the world playing girly flash games
holy shit its gabi belle with 5 likes for some reason (why is joinen so underrated)
I have an embarrassing amount of rage about the basil/artichoke issue. Watching that gave me a stroke.
I would like to hear the whole pizza place story one day.
The Perilous Pizza Plot
It is Friday
@@slucarios hey i see you alot..🙌
Cute puppy care is a misleading name because for most of the game the puppy is so gruesomely mauled by thorns and the like for most of the game. And it has red eyes
Cute Puppy Care: The puppy will be cute...eventually....
I like ur pfp
The pregnant ladybug games disgust me. She's a freaking minor it's disgusting
@Queena Yang 16
@@chuuyuz didn't they say in the show that she's in 7th grade? like, she's 13????
@@juliashirokova8374 wait they did? ⟟ thought she was in hs
Joinen: I quit.
Boss: Mmmmh no. I don't think so. I don't think you do.
Joinen: ...ok
IM CRYING AT THE MANICURE ONE SOSSS DID YOU PEEL HER SKIN OFF
8:10 Famous last words
Joinen talking about working in a pizza place reminds me of when I worked in a chippie for all of one day.
- the owners husband would shout at anyone who was idle
- despite knowing I had severe social anxiety, and would cause harm to myself if pushed too hard (scratching my arms, picking my skin, etc) they forced me to answer the phones and try to market more foods to them
- the food prep area (just behind the counter) was one person wide, so I burned myself often on the assorted curries that they served with the chips when someone had to cut through to get to the counters or serve someone
- the owner shouted at me for not coming in through the back entrance, even though she never told me there was a back entrance
- we weren't allowed to bring our uniforms home, and HAD to get changed in store
- they couldn't clean the floors because their mops were broken, but the owner was too cheap to replace them
- I found out that I wasn't going to get paid at all for the first 2 weeks - month when I overheard my coworker ask why I didn't have a card (I didn't know they had time cards)
- I found out after I left that the one person that was nice to me while I worked there was a convicted pedo
- I never even actually interviewed or asked for the job, my brother just came home one day and said "you have a job now!"
the place is burned down now, can't imagine why
Seeing Joinen get worried for the puppy was so cute and wholesome! 🐶💕
SHE CANNOT BE FLOSSED
Joinen, you just earned MAD respect for knowing about Putt Putt. Putt Putt, Pajama Sam, and Freddy Fish were my childhood.
I actually got a bit frustrated when he was going "it's basil!"
Joinen revisiting trauma while playing online baby games is basically what’s been going on in my head for the past 3 years
Only THE girliest!!!
*only*
Yes only THE GIRLIEST it's a tough competition to be the GIRLIEST game out there
teeth game.. the big gold blinking arrow literally told you to only go in one direction
pizza game.. not basil but artichote
This is going to be a wild ride. Thanks for always uploading entertaining videos. I watch it when I exercise, and it helps!
I like how, when he posted the tweet 13:03, all of those objects, ruler, calculator and notebook, had no eyes and actually stared deep in your soul as if they've been possessed by something.
"I didn't even apply for the job..!" 😅
Love how they're calling Ladybug from Miraculous (why is there so many!?) Dotted Girl 😂
Well, they propably don't have für license xD
We had a dog who absolutely loved fruit, ESPECIALLY bananas. He got his medicine in bananas. If presented with a nice juicy piece of meat and a piece of banana he would go for the banana. Every time. Dog treat vs banana -> banana wins. If you wanted to eat a fruit you either had to share it with him or be sneaky about it so he wouldn't find out.
My mom has to eat her bananas in secret because as soon as my dog smells the faintest whiff of banana she will start harassing my mom
My dachshund is the exact same way! He will harass my mom if she's eating a banana or strawberries and she has to share it with him!
in the last game the dog crying actually stressed me out 😂
Joinen I never laugh as hard as I do watching your videos. you are making my day
Oh no, not girls go games again... This video is gonna be fun
I want Joinen to be the person who serves me pizza, even though he says the stuff weirdly lol
omg i used to play on that website when i was a kid!! wow.
once i made the mistake of looking up go girls games. com on my moms friends laptop, and it was a prawn website, it was a terrible shock, learned my mistake, always make sure your typing in the address correctly! damn dyslexia.
i love how joinen is just raging over his old job while painting the drawing of a house with crayons
I think joinen is just using “content” as an excuse to play these games now
I love watching Joinen struggle to play little kids games
Joinen is a mastermind
this may be the only joinen video to fill me with unimaginable rage
I cannot forgive you for not replaying the pizza game
I am so mad about him not noticing artichoke.
My favourite girls go game when I was in school was dune buggy lol.
joinen, i just want u to know that these girls games vidoes are my son's favorite!!
14:47 Joinen looks identical to the puppy lol
When the dog started whimpering, is it just me or Joinen's eyes watered up?
:D Great video so far Joinen!!
The ultimate girls go games episode
Yes joinen
You definitely played the teeth one before and you did the exact same thing 🤣
Reminds me of the Viva LA Dirt Legue video where the employee, Adam, goes in to the manager, Rowan, office to give his 2 week notice because he was moving & Rowan said no. Adam tried to explain but Rowan was having none of it so Adam ended up just walking out with his head down cause he knew he'd never escape lol. It's in their bored series if anyone is interested lol
no moi!!
13:23 i love how they stole Miraculous LadyBug and just renamed her “Dotted Girl” lmao like at least be more creative
You have played that teeth game before and I also had de ja vu. I had to rewind to see if you inserted the clip from the old video even
I’m really digging sweater Joinen
I worked at an Irish themed gift shop for 1 day. I got trained on everything, ran the register, etc. and then got another job offer that evening so I had to call in to my job the next day. Luckily it was only a part time job and the woman was very nice about it
17:39 that pinkness reminds me of princess toothpaste
Does anyone know if Joinen has stumbled across a game on Girls Go Games called "turkey cooking simulator"? I played it for the first 45 minutes and its something else. A real-time turkey cooking simulator, where you are tasked with not killing your family in a house fire on thanks giving, and listening to a grandmother and grandfather sing about Hitler in the snow being mauled by a bear. The family interactions are very odd, and your companion throughout the game is the ghost of the turkey you are cooking. The cat speaks, it says mysterious and ominous things. I felt like it was about to turn into a horror game at any second honestly, that some eldritch monstrosity would be lurking in the street from the view of the window for seconds at a time and maybe I wouldn't catch it. It was so odd, and the only reason why I stopped playing is because for some reason it crashed my computer, I can't even imagine why with all honesty, its not a complex game or anything, you just stand there staring at the oven and the open window until more dialogue is prompted. Strangest game I have ever played.
i love this video ..its like joinen is in the middle of a identity crisis🤣🤣🤣
I used to play on that website all the time when I was little.
Joinen is da best
Your sweater looks so ridiculously comfortable!😍
You should check out the OLD girly games on the Y8 browser app, you can still play flash games there
Wow I got here quick
joinen getting mad at a pizza game targeted toward little girls is hilarious
You gave me anxiety just by watching you trying to floss ALWAYS in the wrong direction :S
Its not the basil!!!! Ugh, that killed me.
Thank you for this :)
Dead inside
Play Brat Hazel again, please!
I worked at dominoes and the owner of the shop I worked at was threatening to murder everyone, specifically a pregnant woman (if I see you sitting again I'll chop you into little pieces and throw you in the dumpster never to be seen again). He was also very very hairy and his arm hair would fall into pizzas and through the little tray where the excess toppings would fall off into and THEN he'd scrape out that tray and use it for supreme pizzas. Those toppings would sit in that tray ALL day and he'd just use use the hairy old toppings. Disgusting absolutely disgusting
this man is my everything ahre
we have always played girly girls go games, but when will we play manly boys go games 🤔
ohh okay I get it now, nikita dragun must get her manicures from girlsgogames
I wonder when joinen will post on his main Chanel again?
Joi nen rages about pizza so hard
this is what i mean when i say i’m a gamer
Quatro Stag-Ghee-Onee
Sisi Games, this is Sisi Truck.
Funny enough, my favorite and best-paying part-time job was at a pizza place.
You did play the floss game about 7 months ago
WHO SUMMONED ME?
Good job rescuin the puppy, mate.
What an aggressive no moi
PLEASEEE DO GACHA LIFE 7 SECOND RIDDLES LOL
joinen
W-what is talking tom? One of the catagories in kiz games is called talking tom and I'm scared
It is a mobile game with a cat named Tom who can repeat what you say with silly voice. He does other things I guess, but I don't remember. My little cousins loved it when they were little
day ? of asking joinen to play panfu
Joinen... no.... it was pickles... you needed to put the other green thing.... I think it was pickles... not the basil thing the other green thing
You should play bimboland
nice bensound music!!!!
the one person who disliked this is a girls go game lover
cool!
kiz10girls is totally not a suspicious name at all
2 vues
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7likes?!
okay-
Literally no dislikes
Follow Joinen on Twitter right NOW
I hate to be that guy to say something is wrong and correct it but i have to educated people on this. First of all that's not how to check a dogs heart beat. You check on the soft spot behind the front leg. Secondly when I was at college they taught us that you check a dogs pulse via their main artery inner thigh, if the dog is male yes near their genitals, a vet will do this its awkward but its not weird because that's the biggest and most accessable artery. And thirdly i learned how to do cpr on a dog that same day at college and the vet will never press on the front of the check because it can kill the dog with their rib cabe breaking and rupturing the dogs organs the vet will press on the soft spot behind the dogs front leg gently to bring back the heart and have a plastic sleeve that goes over the dogs mouth and nose with an opening at the nose for them to breath into since we humans can't fit our mouths around a dogs mouth. This type of stuff will usually only be done on bigger dogs and never a smaller animal like a cat, dog, bird, rat, rabbit and more because like babies animals are fragile and to do this stuff on some smaller animals can cause more harm than good. This is when you're vet will opt to euthenise your pet for you to allow them to die peacefully and painlessly. And this is everything I've learned so far to become a vet or work with animals myself. I am not finished or qualified but i do have a vet mindset and i do know how difficult it is to have to put a pet down and know that they're always sorry for having to do this part of the job its the one thing i need to over come myself to finish. So yeah sorry that we won't be able to do cpr on your pet if its not a medium or big dog.
Excuse me. My puppy has no legs can you help him please
Ggg is breeding car girls.
It was suppose to be pickles you picked the wrong thing
I think it meant to say kız 10 girls, kız means girl in Turkish (and since they can't use the letter ı, they use i) still, it's a stupid name
Aren't they all put as girls games?
We want to see joinen in an e-girl outfit while playing games like this