I mean, depending on the DLC, you helped two criminal organizations, sunk a cruise ship, helped many commit suicide, etc. Maybe you really are the bad guy.
4:03 Mafia: “Patty-cake patty-cake baker’s man, I punch face as hard as I can! [punches hat kid] Hawhawhawhawhawhaw!” Hat Kid: “Hey, that’s not how the song goes!” Mafia: “Hawhawhaw, it is when Mafia sing it!”
Dark Souls,Dark Souls 2,Dark Souls 3,Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild (Dark Souls 4), Crash Bandicoots: N Sane Trilogy (Dark Souls 5), Cuphead (Dark Souls 6), A Hat In Time (Dark Souls 7)
They DO have one. Only problem is, the game's built in Unreal Engine 3, and the only version of Unreal Engine supported on the Switch is UE4. Porting it would require a complete re-write of the game, which is understandably very difficult for only 8 people.
epicRedHot Welp didn’t knew they got one by the time. Sorry Nintendo... But why exactly does Ue3 not run on Switch? Is it because the Switch is too weak (which is hard to imagine), or is it because the guys behind Unreal Engine say so?
I've arrived at this playlist once again. If i come back that probably means ive accomplished something in a hat in time and am now feeling empty inside.
I got a new computer and forgot about a hat in time for a while. I had a song from there in my head. I remembered about the game I now I'm replaying it and rewatching these videos. They're still as good as ever.
Sans has a attack like that and also it was difficult like that... Find the repeat 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘😗😙😚☺🙂🤗😇🤔😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐😯😴😪😫😌🤓😛😜😝🙁😒😓😔😕😖🙃😷🤒🤕🤑😲😞😟😤😢😭😦😧😨😩😬😰😱😳😵😡😠☻☹👿😈👹👺💀👻👽👾🤖💩😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🙈🙉🙊👦👧👨👩👴👵👶👱👮👲👳👷👸💂🕵🎅👼👯💆💇👰🙍🙎🙅🙆💁🙋🙇🙌🙏🗣👤👥💃🕴👫👬👭💏💑👪💪👈👉☝👆👇✌🖖🤘🖑🖐✊✋👊👌👍👎🖒🖓👋👏👐💅🖎✍👂👃👣👀👁👅👄💋💘❤💓💔💕💖💗💙💚💛💜💝💞💟❣💌💤💢💣💥💦💨💫💬🗨🗯💭🕳👓🕶👔👕👖👗👘👙👚👛👜👝🛍🎒👞👟👠👡👢👑👒🎩🎓💄💍💎📿🔇🔈🔉🔊🕨🕩🕪📢📣📯🔔🕭🔕🎼🎵🎶♩🎙🎚🎛🎤🎧🎷🎸🎹🎺🎻📻📱📲☎☏📞📟📠🔋🔌💻🖥🖨⌨🖱🖲💽💾💿📀🎥🎬📽📺📷📸📹📼🔍🔎🔬🔭📡🕯💡🕎🔦🏮📔📕📖📗📘📙📚📓📒📃📜📄📰🗞📑🔖💰💴💵💶💷💸💳💹✉📧📨📩📤📥📦🗜📫📪📬📭📮🗳✏✒🖋🖊🖌🖍📝💼📁📂🗂📅📆🗒🗓📇📈📉📊📋📌📍📎🖇📏📐✂🗃🗄🗑🔒🔓🔏🔐🔑🗝🔨🛠🔧🔩⛏🔗💉💊🗡🔪🔫🛡🏹🗿🛢🔮⚗🐵🐒🐶🐕🐩🐺🐱🐈🦁🐯🐅🐆🐴🐎🦄🐮🐂🐃🐄🐷🐖🐗🐽🐏🐑🐐🐪🐫🐘🐭🐁🐹🐇🐿🐻🐨🐼🐾🦃🐔🐣🐤🐦🐧🕊🐸🐊🐢🐍🐲🐉🐳🐋🐬🐟🐠🐡🐙🐚🦀🐌🐛🐜🐝🐞🕷🕸🦂💐🌸💮🏵🌹🌺🌻🌼🌷⚘🌱🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿☘🍀🍁🍂🍃🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🍅🍆🌽🌶🍄🌍🌎🌏🌐🗺🏔🌋🗻🏕🏖🏜🏝⛱🏞🏟🏛🏗🏘🏙🏚🏠🏡⛪🕋🕌🕌🏢🏣🏤🏯🌁🗽🎨🖼🎭🎪🚝🚋🚄🚧🛤🚕⚰🛌🕜🚁🛬🌑🕥🌗☇☄🌩🌟🌜🌛🎈🎇☂🌈🎣🏌🎟♦🏅🕹🏝🏔🌋
9:56 You confused the abilities of King Crimson with Killer Queen Daisan no bakudan, BITES ZA DUSTO. You see, King Crimson skips time forward while the third bomb of Killer queen loops time
*i got yeeted into a plain of existence in which i have the right mind to steal the Declaration of Independence for a conductor who is actually a shapeshifter and i need to go through a minecraft nether portal which gets hotter than 5000 Kelvins when activated and beat the shapeshifter*
"just because we're in the vacuum of space doesn't mean space knows how to decipher a safe."
"Did I close the safe last night?"
*hourglasses fly out into the vacuum of space*
"Fiddlesticks"
Although the real question is why space has a respect for doors and not broken glass
@@attackcats more like how tf did the mafia reach the spaceship
That kinda rhymed.
@@attackcats _Video Game Logic_
What if you wanted to go to heaven,
but god said...
"New Input: XBOX 360"
I wanted PS4
Close enough :-()
My real name is heaven-
1:53 Failboat:"OH NO! OH HE IS DED! I have killed a man" I cried from laughing at that part
Same XD
@@OwlKitto '2'
Also Failboat: I killed a can... too!
*"i have killed a can!"*
“I thought she was the antagonist of this game, I don’t know maybe she’s like a good person that turns bad”
*foreshadowing*
spoiler alert lmao
Artist_Gang “Mario music starts playing”
She's the incarnation of *government*
I mean, depending on the DLC, you helped two criminal organizations, sunk a cruise ship, helped many commit suicide, etc. Maybe you really are the bad guy.
* squeak*
4:03
Mafia: “Patty-cake patty-cake baker’s man, I punch face as hard as I can! [punches hat kid] Hawhawhawhawhawhaw!”
Hat Kid: “Hey, that’s not how the song goes!”
Mafia: “Hawhawhaw, it is when Mafia sing it!”
Mafia: That’s how Mafia works
*OW MY FREAKING FACE*
Underated
*Omg that fits Soo well*
Qn
Idk why but the mini snacther on the logo is so cute and seeing him wiggle is so dang cute
He *_w i g g l e_*
But hat kid is a girl, so she
@@xdYoshi They weren't talking about hat girl
Omg freaking yes
Snatcher is (the page for your contract has expired,)
but hes also, mini bopping snatcher of cuteness.
1:41
Hat Kid: I hope no one saw that!
Mafia: ...I ship it
What’s the figure in the white clothes supposed to be
@@xs2196 an owl
1:34
*T H E E S I Z N I E E S H A T .*
_Theez iz nise hatt_
*theez iss niis hat*
Hat kid: Uh y-yeah...
Hat Kid: “I hope nobody seen that!”
Mafia Goon: *M M P G H .*
He’s just like.....
*MMPH*
“New Input: Xbox 360
New input: keyboard
New input: Nintendo 64
New input: My death
New Input: Nintendo Switch
New input:Atari 2600
7:31
"She is too fast, cannot hit!!"
Welp, off to draw Ultra Instinct Mustache Girl
7:18
@@nay.c866 thank you lol
"I fear no man, but, that girl, I fear it..."
That TF2 reference though.....
PS: The line in meet the pyro is "But that...thing, it scares me..."
I like you.
TF2
D Rockus fun fact: hat kid is the reason I sleep under the covers at night.
Meet the pyro reference (TF2)
"Stop giving gems to the jiggly man!" -failboat
Lol this was hilarious!
WHAT KIND OF MAN GRABS AN INNOCENT GIRL!
The same one that punchs her off the cliff.
"The birds are the most horrifying creature I've ever encountered in a videogame"
*sees badge seller*
UHM
You stand corrected
sees Vanessa...
@@thalezito-4990 WE ALL STAND CORRECTED
“Strange Mafia Italian man, whose body represents that of a turnip, knocks on your spaceship, close the door!”
6:50
“He’s begging for his life and I’m just like.... *yAy* - Failboi
*SpLaToOn* 7:57 neh neh neh neh neh neh neh
*yey*
1:48 "Mafia does not judge."
“...outloud.”
*S M U G D A N C I N*
I knew someone gonna say it
Y E S
i stole al ur time pieces lolololololololololol
- mustache gurl
⎅ ⏃ ⋏ ☊ ⟟ ⋏
**Peace and trancequality intesives**
Can't wait to see him play Queen Vanessa's Manor.
It gonna be soo krazy
Lol right xd
Nordin Reecendo OH BOI
[Scared Failboat Noises]
Me neither 😂
I love how he goes "KING CRIMSON!" when Moustache Girl breaks the time piece
1:53 top 10 anime deaths
1:53 Die
oH nO
Angel Estrada Oops.
Finally, a meme that’s accurate for once.
11:05 *Top 10 anime betrayals*
8:00
This guy clearly took lessons from Mido in Ocarina of time.
Incredibly underrated comment
Exactly what I thought of
*New Input: Xbox 360*
OscarJerico relatable...
You wat mate
GhostSan64 *New imput: Xbox 420*
*New input: peck*
*_New Input: Xbox 1080_*
damn. This is the the video that made me get a hat in time, one of my favorite games of all time. It’s almost nostalgic already
Same! I bought the switch version because of this man!
"The birds are the most horrifying creature iv'e seen in a video game"
(2:24)
Perfect timing
EGG ZACKLY...
GET IT LIKE BIRB EGG
I shall see myself out
I've*
Homing attack
@@Agent-517 AAAAAAAAAAA I REALLY DON'T WANNA SEE EM.
*Cue the Badge Seller*
"This is nice hat."
PERFECT IMPRESSION xD
8:00 NOW where have we seen this before.........maybe...a certain...ZELDA OCARINA IN TIME
Mido, I swear to God!
"i had no idea hats would be this important"
in a game called a hat in time
New input:Xbox 360
New input:Xbox 360
New input:Xbox 360
New input:Xbox 360
New input:Xbox 360
2:55 IT IS A PERFECT TIMING!
This guy: KING CRIMSON!!
Me when I first saw that: *KILLER QUEEN BITES ZA DUSTO*
King crimson slips time forward no backwards so you are right
more like mandom tbh
4:09 FUS ROH DAH *hat kid falls into the water and gets up outta the water and is like* TF?
Super Hat Odyssey (In Time)
Yes I got a Super Mario Odyssey ad before the video.
swag gaming oh wow xD
Leonardo Tanner this is the off brand version of Odyssey.
NOON
Soldieer You sure that wasn't just the video?
Leonardo Tanner I got red lobster
9:56
(Time reverses, an ability well-known for being related to Killer Queen: Bites the Dust)
Failboat: “KINGU CRIMSON!”
Mustache Girl sounds like Tracer and I can't get that out of my head
Alexander Mackay piematiobs tracet yea?
*CHERS LUV DA CAVLYS HERYAH*
Alexander Mackay kinda but her voice acting was voiced my EileMonty
I wanna be tracer.
MG:IM ALREADY TRACER-
i was looking in the comments to see if someone else noticed
5 years ago damn I'm happy to see how much failboat has grown over the past 5 years whilst still ultimately being failboat
“This game is like Dark Souls!”
A Hat in Time is Dark Souls 4 confirmed! Oh wait that’s Cuphead… then this game is Dark Souls 5! XD
dont forget crash bandicoot ;)))
Ur counting wrong this game is dark souls 6
It's too easy to be Dark Souls
Kimarnic it’s a joke! A freaking joke! Do you see the quotes… Failboat said it.
Dark Souls,Dark Souls 2,Dark Souls 3,Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild (Dark Souls 4), Crash Bandicoots: N Sane Trilogy (Dark Souls 5), Cuphead (Dark Souls 6), A Hat In Time (Dark Souls 7)
3:22 he should have said "im going too beat you with something used too keep away rain, now its bringing pain."
oh boy, here we go again:
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'cause they're dead.
*screw ur personality*
“I’ve killed a can!” *slow claps*
0:03 Omae wa mou shindeiru
Nani?!
*YEET*
"I know you're knocking, but I want to sit in my chair." 😆
11:11
R.I.P
The friends gauge.
ENEMIES!
BEWM
I'll smug dance to that
I like how a hat in time looks and feels like a gamecube game
It just works
Kekyro but how?
Game Logic
Kekyro BRO!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??!!
t h e r e s u l t s
3:16 "911 Whats your emergency?"
8:24 CONFIRMED, HAT GIRL AND DOOM GUY ARE RELATED!!
*OHHHH!!!! HE'S JIGGLING!!!!!!!!HE'S JIGGLING!!!!!!!*
Damnit Nintendo, just give Gears for Breakfast a Dev kit! I want this on Switch
They DO have one. Only problem is, the game's built in Unreal Engine 3, and the only version of Unreal Engine supported on the Switch is UE4. Porting it would require a complete re-write of the game, which is understandably very difficult for only 8 people.
epicRedHot Welp didn’t knew they got one by the time. Sorry Nintendo...
But why exactly does Ue3 not run on Switch? Is it because the Switch is too weak (which is hard to imagine), or is it because the guys behind Unreal Engine say so?
Because Unreal Engine 3 is no longer officially supported.
epicRedHot Nooooooo!
they said first it will come out on the wii U as people wanted on the wii u for three years.
“Is moving too fast! Cannot hit!”
“We have only been attack after-image entire time!”
“AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA”
Spend 3 Tokens for a gift?
Peck yeah!
:o
*Peckneck*
D A R L I N G
P E C K
Hat Kid watch your pecking Language
6:43 GOD D-
*yeah but we need a good FAMILY FRIENDLY LIVESTREAM*
*the birds are the creepiest thing I've seen in a video gam-*
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?*
*btw DaT Is NiCE HaT*
Failboat: “heck yeah, Heck”
TH-cam: demonic sounds
Failboat: “FORGIVE ME”!!!
"i hope anyone didnt see that!"
The big man: HHHMPPHHPHHH
4:09
Look at the chat.
Lol XD
XD
2:02 Mama, just killed a can
STAHP-😂 (I know I’m late- but I can’t leave a joke unappreciated-)
thanks failboat for 1:42
I was spilling my drink/chocking on it, nearly drowned myself XD
Fail: The bird is the freakiest thing I've seen in a game.
Badge seller: Heeeeeeere's JOHNNY!!!
Vanessa: baby I'm not here I'm just a hallucination
I've arrived at this playlist once again. If i come back that probably means ive accomplished something in a hat in time and am now feeling empty inside.
0:01 me when i want to play ps4 and i gotta bait my brother
*”Yeah I like z it makes me d r o w n”*
Mood
1:49 I can’t stop playing this over and over again 🤣
I got a new computer and forgot about a hat in time for a while. I had a song from there in my head. I remembered about the game I now I'm replaying it and rewatching these videos. They're still as good as ever.
2:19 the seal the deal DLC turns the game into dark souls
I got this game today, and I have been playing for an hour. I'm in love with this game already.
my fav times of the vid: failboat: HES JIGGELING STOP GIVING HIM GEMS THE CREEPY MAN IS JIGGELING
me: *laughs*
Ah yes
My favourite game that has spawned thousands of horrifying mods
i still remember this is how i found out about a hat in time
The mic quality is amazing
9:17 whats with megalovania?
Delta Hack Productions he was making fun of the difficulty
Delta Hack Productions I
9:18 replay butten
Sans has a attack like that and also it was difficult like that...
Find the repeat
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done it Dan 10/10 tender than ended it ended
Failboat: I'm not allowed to say that. TH-cam. FORGIVE ME. FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!! TH-cam: What do I even say?
This video is the start of modern Failboat.
5:30 FAILBOAT IS A PHYSIC
Well almost exactly because of smash 5
8:07, I made the mafia guy glitch out and leave at the speed of light with the sprint hat
The begining was cute. And then she got punched and yeeted.
also: "I KILLED A CAN!"
1:47 mhm!
That delivery at 6:11 is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
1:56 OH HE DEAD
"This game is like, really cleve- OH NO! OH, HE IS DEAD! I HAVE KILLED A MAN."
4:05
Edit: *I’m watching this while playing one of the three copies of A Hat in Time for my Nintendo Switch I got from Walmart.*
Noice
When a meme had lived for over 1-2 years and starts becoming the most powerful thing,even more than 10000 shaggys.
"This is nice hat"
"Hat smells good"
Ah yes, the game that launched Failboat from being a hidden gem to what he is today.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH IM A ROBOT AND THIS BROUGHT BACK MY LAUGHTER THANK YOU FAILBOAT😂
9:39 “the mafia in the back are still like “YEAH!””
2:20 the birds are the most horrifying thing in any game *looks at badge seller*
9:56 You confused the abilities of King Crimson with Killer Queen Daisan no bakudan, BITES ZA DUSTO. You see, King Crimson skips time forward while the third bomb of Killer queen loops time
note to self: dont play patty cake with large men
@@raultabares2820 I read that in the mafia voice and now I'm intrigued to hear the mafia swear
No matter how many times I rewatch this it will always make me laugh
“I didn’t know hats were going to be so important in this game!”
…. The game is called hat in time…. 😂😂😂
YA GET DIFFERENT HATS
MAR- ID SEE
ODYSSEY YA SEE
*i got yeeted into a plain of existence in which i have the right mind to steal the Declaration of Independence for a conductor who is actually a shapeshifter and i need to go through a minecraft nether portal which gets hotter than 5000 Kelvins when activated and beat the shapeshifter*
"I'M GONNA GET DEMONETIZED NOOOOOOOO"
immediate advertisment
Remember when "lost in space" ep 1 released? I sure do.
The thumbnail just says to me, "Bro, that was so funny that I forgot to laugh."
The video that started it all
**kills man** **Starts walking like nothing happened**
A girl with her hat: "Plays with the mafia guy and gets hit in the face"
me: Rose's are red Thorns are prickly, Let's just say That escalated quickly.
2:45 caption for this is Y I K E S