Part 2 and 3 are on my channel. If your character isn't on here, they're on the other two videos, obviously lol. P.S. these videos of course were made before Tekken 8's release.
i dont get why you think mishima arguments are heated, i once said heihachi is the easiest mishima and i got about 5 people reminding me of my ip adress, credit card info, city name, street name, date of birth, full legal name and then my parents name, very kind community, bless up
Exactly, in a world where the majority play characters cause they are insanely powerful or have easy combos, I am a man of culture, in other words, Lili is hot as hell so imma learn how to play her. Also helps she is actually pretty good too
The Leo one is so incredibly accurate 🙃 It's like watching something cool happening on screen and then you open the comment section only to find a bunch of 10 year olds argue over the genitelia and gender identity of a fictional character lol
@@riastradh I believe that is because that's the entire point behind the concept of the character: Their gender remains a mystery. As Harada most recently said 'Leo is just Leo'. The player gets to decide how they perceive them. And I like that concept. The only issue is that, that seems to be the only topic people like to talk about when it comes to Leo outside of their gameplay. I really hope they give Leo much more personality through the main story and character episode so that people can talk about something else for a change. Because right now, Leo's gender is the only noteworthy thing about the character instead of it just being a cool 'side-fact'.
@@lundbergdrums6642 i chose hitbox specifically for this reason. I’m not trying to have wrist problems. Those Mishimas need to pay for your health insurance bro 😂
@@lundbergdrums6642 I do believe that Hitbox is more ergonomic than controller. You have more room for your hands/wrist and the buttons are bigger. It’s just going to take you Some time to get use to it but it will save your wrists from any pain.
As a Jin main and a upcoming Mishima player, I still have the essay I wrote FOR school justifying his character and why he is the way he is. I got a A+ on that paper
Listen, the visible underwear is IMPORTANT! Most of her effective moveset is kick-heavy, yeah? Now we have Lili, a young, confident woman who is doing this whole martial arts thing in order to bring respect to the Rochefort name as well as the fact that it gives her a sense of purpose in life. She has developed this wonderful style of elegant street fighting no doubt using her years of gymnastics and ballet training, OK? Now in those activities, what do they wear? Right, a leotard. Now how is the bottom of a leotard shaped? Exactly! It’s a high-cut briefs shape that is conducive to effective leg movement. The underwear isn’t just a “sexy” thing, it’s a link to the origins of her fighting system and the fact that it can be seen because she does high kicks in pretty dresses is fine, nay IMPORTANT, because it’s the same as seeing the bottom of her leotard in a gymnastics of ballet routine whenever she would do a high kick there. It’s a form of clothing that she is most comfortable putting on a performance in and, as such, it is crucial that it is visible so that said performance can be appreciated fully. To cover up her underwear is to cover of the very SOUL of her martial arts. It’s simply unthinkable! Her underwear must be visible! Period! (And don’t go getting started saying “oh, but her MAIN outfits in Tekken 5, 6 and 7 have her wearing full length pants! Grow up, you coward! Obviously, they HAD to add pants for her because of FEMINISM!! But we know and Harada knows that her truest form is in a skirt whereupon her panties, the form of her SOUL as she expresses it through fighting, can and MUST be seen.)
I've got 8 hours total in tekken and i only every played gigas because i heard he was low tier and i wanted to see how bad it could get... i think i'm just bad
As a Hwoarang main, I confess... not only when they are good with sidestepping fundamentals but they also know the matchup... it's something else. I just think "so that's how we're going to play" and then I rfs f4 and pray
Steve with "miniscule" nerfs? Aha our boy has been nerfed into oblivion. With no homing mid & good lows like the rest of the cast & nothing but negatives
The blue spark throws are actually a completely separate thing from counter hit throws. ALL throws can counter hit now, meaning everyone can do it. Only King has blue spark throws which do more damage. Throws that land on counter hit though, yes you're right. The break window on them is incredibly slim. God forbid he hits you with a blue spark GS, AND it counter hits you.
Part 2 and 3 are on my channel. If your character isn't on here, they're on the other two videos, obviously lol.
P.S. these videos of course were made before Tekken 8's release.
Noctis mains getting baited to warp strike every time their opponent fakes a run 🏃🏻 (me)
Can you do one for yoshimitsu mains
@@alldogsgoheaven When we whiff a flash or seppuku
@@kaschmonetdon't call me out like that
@@Rin_404 lmao, calling myself out 😂
i dont get why you think mishima arguments are heated, i once said heihachi is the easiest mishima and i got about 5 people reminding me of my ip adress, credit card info, city name, street name, date of birth, full legal name and then my parents name, very kind community, bless up
Bro 💀💀💀
Count your days Tyler😡
bro close thats my brothers name@@junk_bot_man6412
Mishima mains trying not to dox someone because they said their character is easy ( it’s impossible )
as a hei main that char is piss easy (f4 into hasheesh gg shake my hand if u block it ur cheating)
Notice how there's no Lee slander, is because he's just excellent
Damn, found the comment right as I was gonna write it 😂😂😂
You want to talk about his outfit in Tekken 8?
@@leonlegend Lmfaooo NO 🤣🤣🤣
That, or youtube removed all the comments.
@@leonlegend his alts look good
As a Paul main, I still don’t think the whole life bar is enough.
As a victim of Paul mains... I FUCKEN AGREE 🙃
It's never enough, we need to go even further beyond
STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE
Its so easy to be a shaheen main because everyone forgets he exists 😔
Yes all 2 of you lol
Edit: 3 lol
@@2URLex HEY!
THERE'S AT LEAST 3!
@@TheBepis1309 fixed it 😂
Who?
@@2URLexmake it 4
As a Lili main, underwear increases the enemy's hitbox by a krillion percent.
Some one whose fighting style is just “French” is extremely dangerous
Exactly, in a world where the majority play characters cause they are insanely powerful or have easy combos, I am a man of culture, in other words, Lili is hot as hell so imma learn how to play her. Also helps she is actually pretty good too
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIDESTEP RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
WE'RE PLAYING 2D WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
Corny comment lmao
That's it.
*uncliff your mishima
@@inv_hana Evil mishima be like: a fight is about protecting your comrades!
as a Lili main i can confirm showing her underwear will distract my opponents focus so that i can rob my victory
I still demand no underwear at all to have 99% wins
Being a Ganryu main is exactly like that...
We're about to be extinct...Damn.
We can't let our big boy miss this game man Ganryu is the shiznit 😂
The Ganryu main one can be the tumbleweed, but they need another one.
People who actually like Ganryu at all:
*screen goes blank*
You're already extinct 👉
Ganryu mains together strong
The Leo one is so incredibly accurate 🙃 It's like watching something cool happening on screen and then you open the comment section only to find a bunch of 10 year olds argue over the genitelia and gender identity of a fictional character lol
Tell me about it 💀
I've been getting into learning Leo recently to prep for Tekken 8 and almost everytime I bring them up, mfs are asking about gender
@@AzaratheFleaFor real on both these.
@@AzaratheFlea "BuT IT's A ShE thO"
It’s pretty straightforward anyway, idk why this is still such a big mystery
@@riastradh I believe that is because that's the entire point behind the concept of the character: Their gender remains a mystery. As Harada most recently said 'Leo is just Leo'. The player gets to decide how they perceive them. And I like that concept. The only issue is that, that seems to be the only topic people like to talk about when it comes to Leo outside of their gameplay.
I really hope they give Leo much more personality through the main story and character episode so that people can talk about something else for a change. Because right now, Leo's gender is the only noteworthy thing about the character instead of it just being a cool 'side-fact'.
The Kazuya one is literally me 😂😂😂. That caught me off guard.
Me too man. I strained my wrist practicing pewgf. Still recovering 😂
@@lundbergdrums6642 i chose hitbox specifically for this reason. I’m not trying to have wrist problems. Those Mishimas need to pay for your health insurance bro 😂
I just stop trying after 1 hour when i couldnt evn do it single time now i have mansion above hospital
@@JonNewgate I am planning on buying a hitbox but they are so expensive. Do you think hitbox is more ergonomic than a controller?
@@lundbergdrums6642 I do believe that Hitbox is more ergonomic than controller. You have more room for your hands/wrist and the buttons are bigger. It’s just going to take you
Some time to get use to it but it will save your wrists from any pain.
"feng mains trying to not press b3+4 in a game"
...literally my opening move in at least 20% of the cases
Same
The Ganryu one hurt😢
it's funny that ganryu mains exist only in comments under videos like this one
(but never in the game)
He's one of my mains actually lmfao
We gotta enjoy him while we can before T8 is out
Atleast he
Asuka mains not targeted, we're good boys!
Kuma Mains 🗿
Lili is pretty, so yes it's necessary
Katarina mains performing combos: O, O, O, O, O, O
1:00 as a kazuya main i can approve its about to kick in
This is the most accurate slander video I have seen lmao
As an AK main, I agree
Trying not to press ➡️➡️⭐2️⃣ is impossible
Man, that Jin one hit surprisingly close to home
😂😂
What’s wrong with jin. I’m new I really don’t know 😂
@@kiarce3 a lot of jin mains downplay his difficulty try and make out that hes hard to play
This was hilarious lmao need a part 2 for the rest of the characters
As a kazuya main if i see a heihachi or jin main in real life i am ready to throw hands
The family feud really is a curse
the issue with this slander is that it's too good and accurate and therefore it's never going to be popular with Tekken fans.
We need a part 2 man
I only uploaded this video the other day lmfao
I'll wait for a bit then upload it for sure.
part 2 NOW@@AzaratheFlea
Everyone trying to see snake edge 👨🏻🦯
Alisa mains living in perfection
As someone who’s never played tekken, I can confirm this is true
As a Jin main and a upcoming Mishima player, I still have the essay I wrote FOR school justifying his character and why he is the way he is.
I got a A+ on that paper
Nice 👍
@@heroman1322 this video made me laugh out loud. Can you make more like it?
I like how you called me out with thumbnail😂
Listen, the visible underwear is IMPORTANT! Most of her effective moveset is kick-heavy, yeah? Now we have Lili, a young, confident woman who is doing this whole martial arts thing in order to bring respect to the Rochefort name as well as the fact that it gives her a sense of purpose in life. She has developed this wonderful style of elegant street fighting no doubt using her years of gymnastics and ballet training, OK? Now in those activities, what do they wear? Right, a leotard. Now how is the bottom of a leotard shaped? Exactly! It’s a high-cut briefs shape that is conducive to effective leg movement. The underwear isn’t just a “sexy” thing, it’s a link to the origins of her fighting system and the fact that it can be seen because she does high kicks in pretty dresses is fine, nay IMPORTANT, because it’s the same as seeing the bottom of her leotard in a gymnastics of ballet routine whenever she would do a high kick there. It’s a form of clothing that she is most comfortable putting on a performance in and, as such, it is crucial that it is visible so that said performance can be appreciated fully. To cover up her underwear is to cover of the very SOUL of her martial arts. It’s simply unthinkable! Her underwear must be visible! Period! (And don’t go getting started saying “oh, but her MAIN outfits in Tekken 5, 6 and 7 have her wearing full length pants! Grow up, you coward! Obviously, they HAD to add pants for her because of FEMINISM!! But we know and Harada knows that her truest form is in a skirt whereupon her panties, the form of her SOUL as she expresses it through fighting, can and MUST be seen.)
Based
I ain't readin all that
@@AzaratheFlea Lol
Least based Lili main (I'm a Lili main)
who let bro cook
i've never related to slander video as much as Leo mains part of this one.
Bosconovich mains: *laughs in 2 0 h i t c o m b o*
NO JACK SLANDER, YA BOI'S LIKE TEFLON
Lili mains are always taking her shoes off
Anna mains when you block her 50/50s: 💀👼
There are no gigas mains, only gigas enjoyers
I'm a Gigas main
@@HyperFangz_YT me too brother
@@WaistDeepInAsh got him to true tekken God. RIP my fav character
Just started tekken 7 3 months ago, and I mained gigas
I've got 8 hours total in tekken and i only every played gigas because i heard he was low tier and i wanted to see how bad it could get... i think i'm just bad
This video has convinced me i am the only leroy main
0:13
Drag mains when they see T8 move list (db 3+4, fc df 1,4 moment)
What u said about Lili really needs to be said about Azusena’s default 4 costume
Jack mains(me) spamming a knock back move and flying to where the enemy is repeatedly and then convincing themselves that they're good:
Yoshimitsu mains trying to actually focus in a match(impossible):
That Kazuya one resonated with my soul
Yoshimitsu mains try not to Flash challenge (Impossible)
Yeah most spammed moves by Yoshimitsu mains is flash and Alt f4
as a drago main, I hate how accurate this is 😢
As a Hwoaring main I sweat whenever people step around me in public.
muscle memory about to kick in
Yoshimitsu mains: only ones actually having fun
Paul is just that strong.
As a kazuya main, my finger went dusted after practicing too much pewgf for the entire 4 months (still not mastered it 💀)
Nobody plays Bob so I can’t be slandered
Miguel mains angry we weren't included (we're always angry)
Ganryu Mains: We're the tumbleweed
Time to learn side step i guess
As a Mokujin main, I can relate with that
Bro there needs to be a side by side comparison explaining this LOOOL
Geese mains seeing the raging storm input prior to playing him in a kof game
Nowadays raging storm is harder in Tekken than KOF.
Me, a kuma main waiting for anything at all:
Leroy mains when they say his parry is broken.
Also leroy mains realising their character is shit in the new game
and bryan remains safe
Law mains when they cant yellow ping their way into Tekken God
I'm getting caught by Law's RD every time.
My muscle memory still hasn't kicked in. I can't ewgf
Dragunov too accurate
Me: *Noticed that Ganryu is absent in Tekken 8* "Oh no, anyways"
picking the bikini costume is optimal bc it distracts the opponent so they make more mistakes, Shiranui ninja arts taught me this
0:02 thats my brother right there
Bruh that Kazuya caption had me on a damn headlock 😂🤣😂🤣
There is a need for a place for the Main kazuya who arrived through smash thinking they would be top tier
As a Kazuya main, this is very true, I'm typing with my nose atm
As a Hei main, I am surprised to not see like a casket scene
thanks for explaining almost every joke, I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise
The last one is law mains when you launch punish a launch punishable move
As a lars main, if i see someone sidestep i contemplate plugging before ultimately taking the L
As a Lili main, that's why I put the shorts on her
That EWGF part is so accurate its disgusting 🤣🤣
As a dragunov main that joke hit close to home lmao
As a Bryan main I can confirm it’s accurate
As a lili main, it is completely necesary to have that in the game
Man, being a fahkumram main, that made me sad. Dude was a beast and he was nerfed haaaard. I still play him though.
Yea man, he's still really fun to play plus it also sucks he's banned from competitive play too.
I still enjoying playing as the Muay Thai giant tho.
I don’t take kindly to the Jin slander LMAO.
Lei Wulong mains are out investigating why the Supercop isn't in T8
starting off with my main Hwoarang you had me dead from the start lmao
As a Hwoarang main, I confess... not only when they are good with sidestepping fundamentals but they also know the matchup... it's something else.
I just think "so that's how we're going to play" and then I rfs f4 and pray
No Asuka slander! 🙌
I want to back to the days where the only arguments revolving around Lili was her blocking out Asuka's development in the story
As a Jin main, I can confirm this is accurate.
Mokujin Mains: Either black screen or Gigachad
I wonder what Bobs roast would be
"Bob mains shortest essay on why he's not a mishima rip-off" (?)
kunimitsu main trying not to use db 33333 or b 22222 (her bayblade attack) in every match : impossible
Jack-8 absorbed his brother in the womb (tekken 7 was the womb and gigas was his brother)
No Yoshimitsu or Kunimitsu stabs, WE SAFE Fellas!
As a Leo main, I felt that part too deep 😅
As a Dragunov main for the past 6-7 years, fff2 and d2 are still my go to's lmao
As a Leo main, I relate all too damn well and idk if that's hilarious or sad
Steve with "miniscule" nerfs? Aha our boy has been nerfed into oblivion. With no homing mid & good lows like the rest of the cast & nothing but negatives
Yoshi mains flying somewhere
As a Mishima/Devi Jin/Regular Jin main, i find it illegal when someone ducks my once in a year EWGF (EWHF for Jin)
Same lol. I can barely perform one so when it gets ducked i feel like throwing my controller
King is probably going to be alot scarier with blue spark grabs they're counters and untecable. Also you should have done Akuma too lol.
The blue spark throws are actually a completely separate thing from counter hit throws. ALL throws can counter hit now, meaning everyone can do it. Only King has blue spark throws which do more damage. Throws that land on counter hit though, yes you're right. The break window on them is incredibly slim. God forbid he hits you with a blue spark GS, AND it counter hits you.
@AzaratheFlea you can still tech the second hit.. pray there is no wall in the way^^
"Even Akuma mains confused why he's in the story"
Posted on 7th January 2024.
as a ganryu and gigas main
yeah those are accurate tbh