Ice Arrows Will Blot Out The Sun in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • @cccoolbucket1285
    @cccoolbucket1285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Blitz: Sees an army of tightly packed, sheilded warriors
    *somehow doesnt immediately play bone mage*

  • @dariusloopmans4098
    @dariusloopmans4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:35 its over halflings we have the highground
    Halflings:you underestimate our power

  • @dropshotsnoopy9098
    @dropshotsnoopy9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Baron I love your vids I had been going through some rough times a long time ago but when I saw your vids it changed my life keep it up bro

    • @rnd.0m458
      @rnd.0m458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dropshot Snoopy this is blitz not baron

    • @dropshotsnoopy9098
      @dropshotsnoopy9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Ik I just accidentally said baron

    • @finleycarlson488
      @finleycarlson488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol blitz and Barron like same gui

    • @panzer_faust
      @panzer_faust 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is BLITZ King of the blitztopian empire

    • @dropshotsnoopy9098
      @dropshotsnoopy9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @williamlu7499
    @williamlu7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Blitz Do the Battle of 300!
    Spartans-
    29 Spartans
    1 King as Leonidas!
    Persians-
    25 Sarissa
    40 Clubbers
    15 Valkyries as Immortals!

    • @williamlu7499
      @williamlu7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please do a map with a narrow passage way!

    • @jessiefranklin9318
      @jessiefranklin9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is called the battle of thermopylai

    • @xthepilotx2642
      @xthepilotx2642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes do it

    • @blxdegenix3083
      @blxdegenix3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean “Blitz do the battle of 300 (and their 7,700 friends)

    • @SiriJohnson1
      @SiriJohnson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats kinda one sided...

  • @gaithzabian9491
    @gaithzabian9491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I love you man , and i love watching another episode of TABS ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sirdissapoint4955
    @sirdissapoint4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Too many children running in here! Shoot, just shoot!”-Blitz 2019

  • @tijmenhupkes8626
    @tijmenhupkes8626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Blitz will there be coming out more Satisfactory videos soon?

  • @staticzgamer6467
    @staticzgamer6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You're the only one with a proper satisfactory series where they actually know what their doing and has a proper plan in the future so please do some more satisfactory

    • @FlexFan-fp8qg
      @FlexFan-fp8qg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      StaticZGamer you stole the completionist logo

    • @staticzgamer6467
      @staticzgamer6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Phillips hehe dont mind it I was just a kid when I made it

  • @swftyz646
    @swftyz646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nice Video love seeing TABS Too, but I miss Satisfactory a litle

  • @Motoinsect14
    @Motoinsect14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:59 the king did an oopsie

  • @Nathan-tc7te
    @Nathan-tc7te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This suggestion is called defend the valley
    Attacking:20 squires 3 to 5 knights
    Defending 3 to 5 wheel barrows 12 farmers 5 haybailers

  • @blackhole2150
    @blackhole2150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:10 THIS CATAPULT IS STUCKKKKKK

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:34 That Hay Baler deserves an award :P

  • @hp4k106
    @hp4k106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his laugh... it’s so.. CUTEEEE :3

  • @silkenemperor
    @silkenemperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:34. That scene in every Kong fu movie with an old man who looks weak but kicks the protagonist’s ass

  • @eyesack6845
    @eyesack6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:32 he just shrekked 3 beserkers!

  • @RandomVG77
    @RandomVG77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:38 - 8:03 they made this so when youtubers record this the units will soon forget about the target and start humping the wall, which will get their video demonitized or age restricted.

  • @kiddcarruso7135
    @kiddcarruso7135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:28 Dude that shield man was sneaky af lmaoo xD whopped his ass at the end

  • @bsbnp1984
    @bsbnp1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When there in the tree and you have flash backs to Vietnam

  • @toxxiccdog209
    @toxxiccdog209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blitz ur an awasom TH-cam u make me happy when I'm sad

  • @nmitchxll305
    @nmitchxll305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:25 He should’ve said ‘cut them down like wheat’

  • @Scientist_999
    @Scientist_999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Blitz when I stuffed them into a clump, I won with flying colors. Do not spread the archers out.

  • @HiHi-id7ut
    @HiHi-id7ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When’s the next satisfactory video?

    • @eringreelish9608
      @eringreelish9608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate the word and words to do with satisfy

    • @andyherle
      @andyherle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erin Greelish why?

  • @DrGlacier007
    @DrGlacier007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Halfling challenge: redo or do levels that you haven’t done before and do normal strategies BUT u have to have more halflings then any of your other people on your team rules: you can never do a battle with halflings on the other team. No mammaths. No people near the halflings on ur side. Like if u want blitz to do this

  • @heathcameron7129
    @heathcameron7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Satisfactory please 😀😀😀😀

  • @kennyfromaot7171
    @kennyfromaot7171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your laugh is so pure

  • @jollibeemuncher21
    @jollibeemuncher21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:00 Caveman's smarter than Romans Impossible

  • @bob5407
    @bob5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:19 WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT BOOM RKO!!

  • @Chazinthius
    @Chazinthius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Satisfactory isnt satisfying if you don’t play it 😭 please ply more it’s unsatisfactory

  • @ArandomPerson378
    @ArandomPerson378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Blitz do 10 mammoths vs 5 kings
    Like if you agree

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hoplites are pronounced "hO`Plee-teez." According to a friend of mine, at the University of Athens, Greece. That's why I spel it Hopletis. People get pretty close when they try to sound it out. The best way to handle them for the cost is a Catapult down by the arch, and Stoners up on the nearest roof. Way back on the nearest roof, so they can throw, and advance, without falling off, and being crushed by Hoplites.

  • @rakasha26gaming32
    @rakasha26gaming32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your laugh it reminds me of my annoying orange days

  • @bg357wg
    @bg357wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:50 arruggghhhh I wanted to see the frozen men falling off the cliff

  • @autisticchimp3568
    @autisticchimp3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:22 ice archers are good 21:00

  • @Mohit-dm6uy
    @Mohit-dm6uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that I'm not the only guy who loves ice archers

  • @qraz3228
    @qraz3228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We're going to do the headbutter again. Because that's far superior than anything else."
    Headbutter then fall down a 2 foot wall and dies.

  • @Bruno.GCF05
    @Bruno.GCF05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you don't know what to do.... Put a thousand bone mages!

  • @treytonpoling1356
    @treytonpoling1356 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:24
    "Hyeh! Hyah!"
    *"DON'T STEAL MY KILL"*
    "HYAH! Hah!"

  • @saltboat5091
    @saltboat5091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Anyone remember og tabs, the exploding barrels, peasants

    • @madden1561
      @madden1561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember the exploding barrels those were the good old days

    • @AfkMan7125
      @AfkMan7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember the dark peasant

    • @brandonmcintyre7811
      @brandonmcintyre7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still have it

    • @Skeet8813
      @Skeet8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Kazri Kadir yes

    • @Skeet8813
      @Skeet8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon McIntyre how

  • @Aubreeon
    @Aubreeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:15 - No Glider Glitch
    0:55 - Shoot Through Walls
    1:38 - No Fall Damage Glitch
    2:24 - Fly While Rolling
    2:56 - Funny + Speed Glitch
    3:58 - Infinite Health Glitch
    4:26 - Under Map + Godmode
    5:38 - Three Wall Breach Spots
    8:28 - Destroy Anything U Touch
    9:48 - Infinity Blade In Playground
    13:39 - Emote While Flying Glitch
    14:14 - Auto-Shoot Glitch
    15:48 - Shadow Animations Glitch
    17:02 - Main Island In Creative
    18:23 - Unlimited Ice Vehicle
    19:24 - Explore Creative Hub
    20:06 - Phase Through Walls
    20:46 - Instantly Llamas Open
    21:18 - Under The Creative Island
    22:15 - Teleport In Playground

  • @alphayt4558
    @alphayt4558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:36, lol.... 😁😁😁😁😁

  • @snxeaky2133
    @snxeaky2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blitz I love you❤️❤️❤️

  • @funnystuuf8044
    @funnystuuf8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shield dude:slept in the same clothes cuz I didn’t care snowdins full of dust blowing everywhere

  • @teamosha3297
    @teamosha3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Satisfactory! Like this so blitz can bring it back!!!

  • @Lord_Ivoundy_Creood
    @Lord_Ivoundy_Creood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER :
    MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY:
    WITCHES:
    SCYTHES-3
    SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5
    BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4
    MINOTUARS-3
    SNAKE ARCHERS-5
    ICE ARCHERS-3
    POTIONS-3
    HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three)
    VALKERIES-3
    PREISTS-5
    KNIGHTS-5
    SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS
    KING-1
    FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.

  • @Lord_Ivoundy_Creood
    @Lord_Ivoundy_Creood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER :
    MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY:
    WITCHES:
    SCYTHES-3
    SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5
    BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4
    MINOTUARS-3
    SNAKE ARCHERS-5
    ICE ARCHERS-3
    POTIONS-3
    HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three)
    VALKERIES-3
    PREISTS-5
    KNIGHTS-5
    SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS
    KING-1
    FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.

  • @datboiplays2198
    @datboiplays2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Never clicked a notification so fast

  • @filipgutehall7925
    @filipgutehall7925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When is next episode of satisfactory coming out?

  • @HJZ75driver
    @HJZ75driver 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz, try that halfings in the grass one again, this time, put cheerleaders behind the ice archers

  • @JJs_Reports_Official
    @JJs_Reports_Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Blitz can we have 50 valkyrie vs 20 archers and 30 knights or 10 minotaurs
    Please like this so blitz can see

  • @ShadePerson
    @ShadePerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    TABS: *Bone Mages exsist*
    Me: I'll take your whole lot!

  • @raingoat271
    @raingoat271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't seen a satisfactory thing this week

  • @sakissemer4366
    @sakissemer4366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well it seems that tabs have some kind of punishment because blitz used mostly
    Ice archers!

  • @seungminfan-1
    @seungminfan-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The formation of the arrows at 14:38 is cool

  • @hfam5141
    @hfam5141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do levels with poison units and ice archers that would be over powered

  • @kcocozza
    @kcocozza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like when they fall flat on their face after being frozen

  • @wyattmorgan2436
    @wyattmorgan2436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol blitz you are so funny

  • @jackattack4254
    @jackattack4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BLITZ!! it has been over a week now and you haven't posted the finale of astroneer.

  • @FlexFan-fp8qg
    @FlexFan-fp8qg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Try to get halflings to jump in the river

  • @littleplant_
    @littleplant_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep doing what your doing

  • @mr.motion88
    @mr.motion88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:30 the king outsmarted them he pushed his army into battle and stayed for the last guy

  • @fionnthornton5754
    @fionnthornton5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:13 nice small scull...

  • @7buttaflyz622
    @7buttaflyz622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    have two ballistas, Zeus,40 units with shields,200 half-lings on red team for bowser and 80 priests around 1 king on blue as mario

  • @emersoncabiluna7743
    @emersoncabiluna7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You made me laugh 98% of the vid
    EDIT:Do snake archers vs ice archers

  • @thediamondminer5566
    @thediamondminer5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 2:35 he was carrying his friend to victory

  • @parks_spry
    @parks_spry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:31 Literally me when I play any team game with my friends.

  • @magnemerstrand2289
    @magnemerstrand2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Good, the we Will fight in the shadows” - Spartan to Persian

  • @idiomedy5610
    @idiomedy5610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The game really doesn’t want him to win as soon as he finally kills the king the game crashes

  • @adolphstalin9193
    @adolphstalin9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:46 hmm harvesters are he best unit here....

  • @lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385
    @lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you gonna keep doing the army of everything vs armies of the same units?

  • @TheDustyCarpet
    @TheDustyCarpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello Blitz! Your my favorite TH-camd I always love watching your videos. Keep up whit your TH-cam channel GOOD LUCK!💙😇

  • @ra1nyran
    @ra1nyran 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once a chieftan beat a Minotaur, but its very random.

  • @enemyshadowdemon
    @enemyshadowdemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Totally Accurate Ice Age Simulator

  • @s1m0n43
    @s1m0n43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They need to put the strongest back into the game: The Dark Peasant the one that rivals millions alone

  • @leangutwes
    @leangutwes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a suggestion, do a army of halfings against a army of wheel barrows

  • @user-fi3or2ee7k
    @user-fi3or2ee7k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz - Mowing the hay and *bale* ing it

  • @PeptoBismarck244
    @PeptoBismarck244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ice archers are the new poachers

  • @sirbaconiii5497
    @sirbaconiii5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:31 ULTRA INSTINCT HAYBALE

  • @georgegaribay7007
    @georgegaribay7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice vid my guy

  • @hezha1893
    @hezha1893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like this game but wat about SF good vid keep going brother❤❤

  • @thatdesiree
    @thatdesiree 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz, you have made my morning!!!!!

  • @thegamingsor_cerer9327
    @thegamingsor_cerer9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pls do 3 Kings vs 3 Zeus

  • @jpdedboi_4622
    @jpdedboi_4622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your addicted to ice archers

  • @Qrip
    @Qrip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The title says "Ice arrows will bloT out the sun", seems funny. (Blot means a dark mark or stain)

  • @DarkwearGT
    @DarkwearGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 hayball of the world

  • @kiweping5
    @kiweping5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you just try to say man the fort and I have the high ground at the same time?

  • @armaanpatel5101
    @armaanpatel5101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do a bunch of Artemis versus a lot of shield

  • @yeeeeeeeeeeee333
    @yeeeeeeeeeeee333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    what is this?
    THIS
    IS
    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Tjtkrjtk
    @Tjtkrjtk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:27 ultra instinct

  • @majinjack8907
    @majinjack8907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Using only snake archers if some levels are difficult for the snake archers you can use the units that help you pass the level

  • @gavinpatrin8549
    @gavinpatrin8549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where are the muskets when you need them!!

  • @mihajlomilutinovic4222
    @mihajlomilutinovic4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ♡ BLITZ

  • @daniellongcop1899
    @daniellongcop1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next tabs video.
    "Can ice archers freeze everything?" (Every character in the game)

  • @DanasBal
    @DanasBal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:18 he was so close

  • @larrylindsay1966
    @larrylindsay1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7 comments but I only see 3? I think TH-cam dun goofed

    • @rnd.0m458
      @rnd.0m458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dog Lovers it will have a faster refresh rate on the number of comments than on the actual comments so there will have been 4 comments posted between the refresh ticks.

  • @thisismylife3966
    @thisismylife3966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder why landfall got rid of the other troops like the chicken man or the m16s, dark peasant, etc.

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1cicle 57 to add them later and polish them

  • @jwb52z9
    @jwb52z9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think they need to make the different classes just a hair smarter so they don't walk off the edges of cliffs and hump walls and end up with weapons between their legs while trying to run.

  • @treeposts4614
    @treeposts4614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 scarecrows and 20 ice archers vs 5 jarls and 1 zeus

  • @REAL-BIG-HAM
    @REAL-BIG-HAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sniper Steve had a panic attack

  • @oceardelta-_-5346
    @oceardelta-_-5346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Satisfactory!!!!