Can We Break Into The King's Castle in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • @dalingeringwillow4425
    @dalingeringwillow4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:37 _I love how the footsoldier just faceplants off the roof._

  • @badaxebrian6482
    @badaxebrian6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how he calls them wheelchairs

  • @cheese9300
    @cheese9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You know what's stronger than a phalanx
    *A bigger phalanx*

  • @mitzypooh4643
    @mitzypooh4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    13:23 _THAT SHOT WAS PERFECT! XD_

    • @Alpharius4
      @Alpharius4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:18, he used to be an adventurer like you, but he took an arrow to the knee

  • @bleachyoung1058
    @bleachyoung1058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Battle Suggestion:
    Umbrella Academy (xD)
    Map: Vikings 1
    Red=Umbrella Academy
    1 King and priest as Luther and Allison in the Front
    5 potion sellers as Klaus's "coke" sellers and 1 Hoplite as Klaus
    10 squires as Klaus's Nightmares
    1 Archer as Diego
    1 Valk as Number Five (name of Character)
    1 Bard at the very back as Vanya
    Blue= Villians
    2 Knights as Cha Cha and Hazel
    20 Brawlers as Armegedon
    1 Ballista for Sir Hargreaves
    8 Clubbers for the days counting down
    (Optional)
    1 Wheelbarrow for the good songs being too addictive
    Pls Like so he sees it :D

  • @Procraftbrother
    @Procraftbrother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YES... it IS the "Zelda Triangle"....... it's called the TRIFORCE.
    But that'sso cool. it's also about the same time zone units.
    The Legend of Zelda was during the medieval times. so it makes sense why they would be in that formation.
    love you Blitz.you're my favorite.

  • @elisecyr5374
    @elisecyr5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    American football - medival 1 arena
    Red - offense
    5 halflings - linemen
    1 clubber - tight end
    1 scarecrow - quarterback
    2 squires - half back and full back
    2 wheelbarrows - wide receivers
    Blue - defense
    5 halflings - linemen
    3 hoplited - linebackers
    2 hay bailers - safeties
    2 knights - cornerbacks
    Extra points if a wheelbarrows throw an apple off the edge - 2 pt conversion

  • @chaos147ex8
    @chaos147ex8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My battle is a battle of color changers:
    18 Ice Archers
    30 Potion Sellers
    6 Scarecrows
    Hope ya'll like it :P
    *Edit:* Oopsie, I forgot about the priests, 3 for one Scarecrow :P

    • @agr0nianTV
      @agr0nianTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need some Priests as well :D

    • @Boarvessel-bcEtruscancer-fh8mt
      @Boarvessel-bcEtruscancer-fh8mt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It should be the called the battle of the gays

    • @chaos147ex8
      @chaos147ex8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agr0nianTV oh yeah, I forgot xd

    • @chaos147ex8
      @chaos147ex8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boarvessel-bcEtruscancer-fh8mt Oh Sweet God... XD

    • @hendeyjagger7489
      @hendeyjagger7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the battle of the most damage in the game
      Aka. Scarecrows

  • @sanstheskeleton679
    @sanstheskeleton679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Battle Suggestion:
    The Platinum Palisade
    Map: The Castle
    The invading force:
    30 Sarissas
    30 Hoplites
    20 Ice Archers
    20 Snake Archers
    10 Berserkers
    10 Valkyries
    8 Priests
    7 Knights
    6 Bone Mages
    6 Ballistas
    5 Catapults
    5 Wheelbarrows
    3 Minotaurs
    3 Kings
    3 Scarecrows
    2 Mammoths
    2 Longships
    2 Zeuses
    The Defenders:
    An army of your own creation(only spend close to the money spent on the invading force)
    This will be a glorious battle

  • @cubeboi496
    @cubeboi496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Blitz's slowed down laugh sounds like a RPG final boss

  • @zinaidademina6151
    @zinaidademina6151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Battle idea:put one King and as many priests as you can on one side against a Zeus

  • @thereverbix9029
    @thereverbix9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Ah yes, the famous "Zelda Triangle Thing"

    • @droneexpert4206
      @droneexpert4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hu I thought it was the deathly hallows

    • @C0mput3-
      @C0mput3- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What do you mean it’s the Illuminati triangle

    • @droneexpert4206
      @droneexpert4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      S0N1C ya I kinda does but the circle in the middle reminded me of the deathly hallows it just needs the line in the middle. But hey it’s no big deal

    • @n0tzyx
      @n0tzyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes yes Gannon loves stealing the Zelda triangle thing

    • @YanLuvz
      @YanLuvz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did you find your rwby profile pic?

  • @DecentlyHydratedWater
    @DecentlyHydratedWater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you blitz

  • @someoneisthisguy5087
    @someoneisthisguy5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The triforce! Blitz your second fights formation was the Triforce from Legend of Zelda

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone is this guy or the illuminati

    • @jeremysmulik7292
      @jeremysmulik7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not the Illuminati it is the try force don’t get involved in stuff you don’t know

    • @someoneisthisguy5087
      @someoneisthisguy5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremysmulik7292 Lol what?

  • @nousername8162
    @nousername8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey blitz you forgot to put a question mark on the title of the video

  • @jezstephenrodelaput8525
    @jezstephenrodelaput8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy New Year Dudes

  • @jamesclarencerayel5799
    @jamesclarencerayel5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:36 their staffs are ALIVE!!!

  • @thing6926
    @thing6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaaahhhh, lol, ask Erik Rydeman if he lets you play beta Clone Drone

  • @Treesniffer7
    @Treesniffer7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    you really should have more than 2 million subscribers

  • @nathanhewitt4617
    @nathanhewitt4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whole bunch of brawlers against archers. also big fan of this channel.

  • @diegomadrigal9814
    @diegomadrigal9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That laugh tho in slow motion

  • @brylemontecalvo1246
    @brylemontecalvo1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apple murderer hahahaha 😂

  • @ye4439
    @ye4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:00 They lost because the formation was so horrible that there wasn't one.

  • @ckchase3627
    @ckchase3627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dum Brother: what are you doing. You: what your not doing

  • @wolfyawakens
    @wolfyawakens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    good job blitz. you broke this game as well

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The greatest Zelda triangle thing

  • @namex2843
    @namex2843 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will always support tabs from this channel

  • @smrkib1
    @smrkib1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh boy when they release the unit creator
    We can make the BLITZ logo in TABS

  • @RilliToast
    @RilliToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:42 oof pile
    8:37 ELEPHANTS?!

  • @light-ninja3009
    @light-ninja3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Biggest epic fail 😂 13:38
    Blitz: Annnnd attack
    *HEADBUTTS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND
    blitz: good job
    blitz: Now slice
    *Instead the bigger knight slices*
    blitz: uh oh
    Blitz: AND GET DISTRACTED
    *Instead the archers fall and he loses*
    Epic knight: he ded

  • @skabobaringer
    @skabobaringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please complete Astroneer already!

  • @collindewitt8296
    @collindewitt8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are pronouncing hoplite correctly

  • @mirthavarela9597
    @mirthavarela9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz the dusted final destinations are for one versus one you don't have to do the same people against each other but it's a one-on-one

  • @Shadowical
    @Shadowical 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz you should try a full halfling army in some missions in the campaign. It probably wouldn't work, but it would be funny to see a load of halflings jump at people.

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:15 Freaking hilarious!
    24:32 I had no clue fp mode was coming to tabs that'll be fun

  • @radekmaka1981
    @radekmaka1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've got an army suggestion!
    The Greek army
    10spearmen
    15 hoplites
    2catapults
    1ballista
    4potion sellers
    2bone mages

    • @radekmaka1981
      @radekmaka1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another phantom read more

  • @TheDustyCarpet
    @TheDustyCarpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Blitz! LOVE YOUR VIDS

  • @kaidenfernandez132
    @kaidenfernandez132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That apple thrower was not gonna die without some damage. Peasant revolt to the max

  • @zionblitzs
    @zionblitzs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I loved your multiplayer vid and this one too, but can u play more of Satisfactory?

    • @wesleymccall892
      @wesleymccall892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zion 360 no tabs is better

    • @gametrue2229
      @gametrue2229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wes McCall how dare you

    • @Suttzzz
      @Suttzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zion 360 no

    • @marcom667
      @marcom667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chill tabs just came out

    • @taraperkins6046
      @taraperkins6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop asking

  • @thephoenix3967
    @thephoenix3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 no, because the spear would have destroyed the part of the brain that processes pain. it's in the back of the human brain

  • @genji5675
    @genji5675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unstoppable army OVER 9000!!!

  • @DudeRandom
    @DudeRandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put archers in the light house you will win probably most of the games :DDD

  • @N3ø-i2w
    @N3ø-i2w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz : kills 5 people and said it was an apostle miss

  • @heatherhansen4273
    @heatherhansen4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plz play more Cat Goes Fishing

  • @genevieveglobke148
    @genevieveglobke148 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:38 that is why I think games are actually real tiny worlds sometimes

  • @benjhew
    @benjhew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you havn't all ready play 'look out for the trains'

  • @graceli8612
    @graceli8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice video

  • @julierichard557
    @julierichard557 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz there's a secret unit who is amazing he's called Artemis you go on to the ancient 2 map and go to the lighthouse and find a bow stay there until it explodes and you get the unit.

  • @ejoty_6128
    @ejoty_6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should do like 400 halflings vs 2 of every area attacker in the game.

  • @rustedtanker6865
    @rustedtanker6865 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz your saying the only unit that can’t attack the bard not the birds lol

  • @barricade3733
    @barricade3733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like his laugh when he laughed I laughed too

  • @gideonmesser9994
    @gideonmesser9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should play the battle of polytopia.

    • @gideonmesser9994
      @gideonmesser9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WaluigiShrek
      I appreciate your opinion but
      I'd still like him to play it.

  • @idiomdidiom
    @idiomdidiom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wait......I’m in the future.......THERE ARE NO SECRET UNITS LEFT

  • @rosainnit1008
    @rosainnit1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    blitz you do say hoplite right. it's pronounced hop-light according to the dictionary.

    • @duckyboi4202
      @duckyboi4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sidney Hames it's pronounced CHOPLITE cuz it could wreck ass

    • @RyanRick.6
      @RyanRick.6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Colt Obringer lol

    • @rsilva322
      @rsilva322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its called how-polite,sir.

    • @garfieldfan4464
      @garfieldfan4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sidney Hames why do you care

    • @HanzBloodletter
      @HanzBloodletter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think he cares, I just think he's tired of people going "REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SAYING HOPLITE WRONG!"

  • @jakaydensmith2312
    @jakaydensmith2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave was a good man

  • @scottkuen
    @scottkuen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Look at the back of the castle.

  • @bionicvulcan
    @bionicvulcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What u should do on ancient challenged is put a ton of beserkers on the roofs

  • @michaellivingston8838
    @michaellivingston8838 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz: *flushes toilet*
    Also blitz: hmm that sounds like a mammoth

  • @bobyates4754
    @bobyates4754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @gameraltosteryy8418
    @gameraltosteryy8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next thing you know theirs gonna be a pirate riding a mini ship

  • @masongould4029
    @masongould4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suggest a shield wall with snake archers/balistas behind it

  • @3YCbk5IdvH66g5
    @3YCbk5IdvH66g5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The great archer war
    Red
    100 snake archers
    Blue
    100 ice archers
    Or
    Red
    100 snake archers (in back)
    50 potion sellers (in front)
    Blue
    100 ice archers (in back)
    5 mammoths (in front)

  • @jamirbalela4342
    @jamirbalela4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put an enemy near or in front of the castle door and you the catapult or the balista or anything you'll use or want to use to break the door

  • @TurpiAviation
    @TurpiAviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:22 a apple goes in the little hole where the ballista shoots

  • @moveforward5864
    @moveforward5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love tabs keep making amazing entertaining videos love you.

  • @talinbach5658
    @talinbach5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the archers you could’ve used the hay bailers because arrows don’t affect them

  • @PlankoKanna
    @PlankoKanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:42 IT WENT THROUGH HIS LEGS NANI?!??!?!?

  • @merritteixeira7510
    @merritteixeira7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes blitz is great but he has to learn to use spear throwers against mammoths also sub to blitz

  • @danielrosales7515
    @danielrosales7515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hi you make great videos Blitz

  • @nihalhossain3990
    @nihalhossain3990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Red army:
    Front of army:
    1 king at the front
    2 priests behind him
    2 knights in front of him
    30 shield man (choose from which faction)
    30 squires behind shield man
    Flanks:
    3 wheel barrels
    2 jarels
    2 Valkyries
    4 ice archers
    (On both sides)
    Back line
    15 archers
    15 spear man
    2 catapults
    You decide the blue army make it the same money value
    Btw love your vids

  • @randomlynamed393
    @randomlynamed393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:13 the slowmo laugh is like a demon. XD

    • @ravviper6866
      @ravviper6866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RG Infinityz it sounded like Freddy’s laugh

  • @jakesoplayz
    @jakesoplayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you look closely at the Minotaur at 6:07 or 6:08 the snake is biting his butt lol

  • @Malishka220
    @Malishka220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    minotaurs charge when hit by ranged units

  • @noahbluecoat
    @noahbluecoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The wheelbarrows thing is funny.

  • @jackravenscroft3894
    @jackravenscroft3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Does anybody think that blitz sounds demonic when his voice is played in slow motion

  • @_z_873
    @_z_873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do 3 berserkers against a mammoth, the axes will stick in the mammoth (may need another mammoth or priests to heal the existing one)

  • @xel5837
    @xel5837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For overwatch fans who heard wow orisa did the trick 3:00

  • @sarahosher2928
    @sarahosher2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    he is either really good, or really bad at fake laughs, or he is just funny, 😆 full respect no hate

  • @gonb9222
    @gonb9222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pro tip: mammoths vs kings:dead mammoths

  • @voidofachilles8354
    @voidofachilles8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing video

  • @KOJAAKK
    @KOJAAKK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    hey blitz, look at the viking's belt. it has the same symbol of the mysterous door on one of the medival levels. like so blitz can see.

    • @pieface1016
      @pieface1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baronvongames tried it and it didn’t work:(

    • @rsilva322
      @rsilva322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarl is the only one that has it, right?

    • @cheese9300
      @cheese9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just the Landfall symbol

  • @Dyelan_
    @Dyelan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need blitz to acknowledge super slow motion

  • @kcocozza
    @kcocozza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your laugh is so contagious

  • @ClaytonBTyler
    @ClaytonBTyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    at around 1:20, the thing you are thinking of is called the triforce

  • @GamerMonster403
    @GamerMonster403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t stop laughing of how funny this was

  • @sampilapil1727
    @sampilapil1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOOK HOW BLITZ LAUGH 2:09 HEADSHOT!!!!

  • @uzomacallistus9190
    @uzomacallistus9190 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A ant with a minigun that shoot bolts lightning ⚡

  • @asheubert6119
    @asheubert6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice wheelchairs ya got there

  • @corndog1792
    @corndog1792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:12 rip Jeff we barely knew ya.

  • @Asante615
    @Asante615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We are Spartans it’s easy to tell by the field in this piece that was the best part is strategy and you telling me that I’m wrong I know my hree

  • @BingusLover-yx7vf
    @BingusLover-yx7vf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait what if you put a unit in front of the castle then use a capapult

    • @AlexanderYan
      @AlexanderYan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arhum Butt the catapult would aim for the unit.

  • @timur5241
    @timur5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, you can't. Because you can't interact with map structures.

  • @Kirbyfan7209
    @Kirbyfan7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:09
    His head came off!

  • @PJOZeus
    @PJOZeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Peasant Swarms

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 captions these 3 men whom about to die
    my turn
    man 1: guys, im free! now its my turn to finish this battle without you two dead
    *Gets shot*
    man 1 and 2: Noooooo!!
    Man 2: *agh* I cannot get my sword out, wait I-I go-
    *Gets shot*
    Man 3:no! im stuck and, it’s aiming at me! No, give mercy ple-
    *Gets shot*

  • @jackravenscroft3894
    @jackravenscroft3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The king did it single handily
    Me looking at the catapults: 😲😲😲😲😲

  • @janadickson3360
    @janadickson3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you put your playback speed to .25 and your at 1:40 the balista bolt went through the guys legs

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can pronounce "hoplite" however you want, but the correct, Greek pronunciation is "hop-lit-ay."

  • @plebao51
    @plebao51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    me sees video is 25 minutes long
    makes happy noise

  • @wesleymccall892
    @wesleymccall892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish the apple thrower on the wheelbarrow was its own unit, as well as on the wheelbarrow like the farmer.