Creating The Super King in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
    Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
    TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
    Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
    Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
    Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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ความคิดเห็น • 639

  • @Dyelan_
    @Dyelan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I played, I thought the priests made the units larger. I don’t know if I was just seeing things, but those units looked noticeably taller than the others

    • @floppityForever
      @floppityForever 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think youre seeing things…

  • @bookshop7337
    @bookshop7337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    More TABS? Hazzah! That's what brought me to this amazing channel in the first place, and I can't wait for more!

    • @darkfyy
      @darkfyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hazzah! I’m here to remind you to get your tea - spiffing Brit

    • @lemon_the_pirate2899
      @lemon_the_pirate2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @luanaisoares8912
      @luanaisoares8912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @emiljonsson4630
      @emiljonsson4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @Andrew-ds1tq
    @Andrew-ds1tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Map: Any decently open map
    Red: As many ice archers as possible
    Blue: Just as many units as possible (preferably weaker units)
    Slowmo as a hail of arrows fall upon the blue team and watch as they fall to the ground frozen

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:18
    “You are simba, we eat the other animals. And then when we die, we go into the soil and fertilize the plants. Then the other animals eat the grass”

  • @bookshop7337
    @bookshop7337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    1:30 "THE RING IS MINE!"

    • @Ghost_-_
      @Ghost_-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I get it.

    • @sarahphillips6497
      @sarahphillips6497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UFC hobbit

    • @kathy6699kw
      @kathy6699kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it’s mine I have no idea what we’re talking about but I thought it would be funny if I said that

    • @bookshop7337
      @bookshop7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kathy6699kw It's a reference to the climactic moment in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy! If you haven't watched it before, I'd highly suggest doing so :)

    • @memevoid4348
      @memevoid4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My precious

  • @antoniodiaz5290
    @antoniodiaz5290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The scarecrow committed sudoku 00:46 😂
    To everyone commenting its Seppuku watch the video and learn how to spell

    • @Redstoneminecraft06
      @Redstoneminecraft06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nguyen Max lol i think yo7 joking but its seppuko

    • @alfiehilton132
      @alfiehilton132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Am i a big weeb or is it called sepoku

    • @sacondese6605
      @sacondese6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is sepuko

    • @brendankirk1897
      @brendankirk1897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s great and all guys, but it’s seppuku

    • @appmicro
      @appmicro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its septiku

  • @monkeman5370
    @monkeman5370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:07 love how he wanted to say sword but since a spear flew into his knea he changed it 😂

  • @cyberwolf5075
    @cyberwolf5075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Battle of Cannae:
    Map:
    Closest thing to desert
    Romans:
    3 Rows (In Center)-
    Row #1, 2, and 3 (Each have):
    15 Sheild men
    15 Pikemen
    2 Pike/Sheild men (IDK there name)
    Left flank-
    5 Wheelbarrow guys (Since cavalry are gone, For now)
    Hannibal:
    Right flank-
    4 Wheelbarrow guys
    Left Flank-
    7 Wheelbarrow guys
    Center troops-
    20 Pike men
    Behind them:
    12 Pike/Sheild men (IDK there name)
    4 Archers
    Right flank- 3 Wheelbarrow guys
    Left flank- 5 Wheelbarrow guys

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This has to be the most complicated request ive ever seen, and i gotta commend you for the obvious passion you have for that battle

    • @doggosgobork525
      @doggosgobork525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just saying Hannibal was so successful because of his troops with sarissas. Sarissas are a very long pike or spear.

  • @iamgay1596
    @iamgay1596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:36 the king just threw away his sword 😂😂

  • @marjanjavanbakht284
    @marjanjavanbakht284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:08 your reference is just mmmmmmmmhhhhh👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @samuelneary2237
    @samuelneary2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hay bale men absorb arrows. Bards lure people away from the battle.

  • @Monke4691
    @Monke4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Haybaylers have defence against spears and arrows

  • @TEH1ify
    @TEH1ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1 scarecrow with 77 priests vs anything

    • @icywolf6892
      @icywolf6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TEH1ify well... the if the scarecrow gets one shotted, the priests cant heal it since it’s already ded

    • @undooowith3os71
      @undooowith3os71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. 69 Priests and 2 Knights
      (6
      >
      (6

    • @UziDey
      @UziDey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hexogonindustries9145 200 haflings can kill a mammoth

    • @UziDey
      @UziDey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icywolf6892 it doesn't get 1 hit even with the knight but the knight can kill it eith 2 hits

    • @icywolf6892
      @icywolf6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XAndreiZz man the knight hit less than spear thrower :l

  • @maxwelltienken5751
    @maxwelltienken5751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:35 one of the footmen has a tiny head

    • @ErrorTron
      @ErrorTron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed that to

    • @maxwelltienken5751
      @maxwelltienken5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ErrorTron 3000 I love how you just replied 1 year later.

    • @ErrorTron
      @ErrorTron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

  • @letsgogaming8112
    @letsgogaming8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    17:56 "We'll just chuck a bunch of balls at their heads."-Blitz 2019.

    • @torvikgrendahl6129
      @torvikgrendahl6129 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's the natural response of any college student

    • @daltonj0501
      @daltonj0501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you could say blitz was putting his balls on their faces

    • @letsgogaming8112
      @letsgogaming8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daltonj0501 Woah, woah, woah, calm down dude.

    • @kevintran4918
      @kevintran4918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kid friendly

    • @letsgogaming8112
      @letsgogaming8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevintran4918 I made the joke. other people decided to make it non kid friendly. (I mean just look at some of the hidden jokes in a Pixar movie or Dream works.)

  • @MisterSchmister
    @MisterSchmister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Anakin vs the younglings
    20 Halflings
    Vs
    1 king

  • @ryanythan22
    @ryanythan22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:38 When you finally win all the levels you’re stuck on.

  • @Kirbyfan7209
    @Kirbyfan7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:27
    He got hit soooo hard that this happened
    I couldn't stop laughing

  • @fronder1246
    @fronder1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we take a second to appreciate what the wheelbarrow did at 17:23

  • @mckinneyfam06
    @mckinneyfam06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz: What’s Dave doing?
    Dave: Excalibur!!!

  • @Potato-vp9gm
    @Potato-vp9gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:47 “ he just commit sudoku”
    -blitz 2019

  • @karate-boxing4468
    @karate-boxing4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The battle of Haystings:
    One king as Harold godwinson
    20 squires as the well trained warriors
    30 hay bailers as the untrained fighters
    10 knights as the specialised warriors
    15 archers
    One king as William the conqueror
    15 squires as the well trained warriors
    25 hay bailers as the untrained warriors
    30 archers
    10 knights as the specialised warriors

    • @darthnihilus3932
      @darthnihilus3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Eleftheriou if you’re gonna call it the battle of Haystings then at least have the hay bailers as untrained warriors

  • @leroybonaparte2303
    @leroybonaparte2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the last halfling in the beginning of the video was a true warrior. XD

  • @TwksqR
    @TwksqR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 Wheelbarrow Racing - The race that takes no time in TABS yet hours irl

  • @goodguyd6719
    @goodguyd6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:45 when the main bully in your school is getting beaten up
    Boss: hey bois

  • @lemon_the_pirate2899
    @lemon_the_pirate2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tabs gone (days gone) medieval style:
    Any farmer map
    Red:
    Tons of halflins (zombies)
    Blue:
    Any knights or farmers and cavemen (survivers)

  • @goodguyd6719
    @goodguyd6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 the definition of a gang war that you know that you and your bois are gonna get rekt

  • @crashed_86
    @crashed_86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:25
    Wheelbarrow: Every man for themselves!

  • @yukiyumekaito5658
    @yukiyumekaito5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason i cant stop laughing at the part where blitz said to the scare crow “r u just dumb?”

  • @mighty_bomber5907
    @mighty_bomber5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knight:sir can i come to battle
    Captain:Theres a giant in the town
    catapults:*hitting the knight in the face*
    Knight:i knew i those burgers were to heavy

  • @chazye
    @chazye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:33
    CaptainSauce: What happened to u?
    Spearman: Umm i died so my friends buried my face..... Yea
    CaptainSauce: cool....

  • @vinniebonham6554
    @vinniebonham6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    IMPORTANT COMMENT! F is for free-cam and wheel-barrow is a catapult counter
    (Please like so blitz can see this tip)

  • @FlanderPerson009
    @FlanderPerson009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The priest in tabs looks like a medic in team fortress 2

  • @theradioactiveplayer3461
    @theradioactiveplayer3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If one thing doesn't work, you just have to do it again!
    And again!
    And again!
    And again!
    AnD AgAIn!
    aND aGaIN!i
    _AnnDE AGainne!i?_
    *_Anudu Againuru_*
    AnDA GEIN!
    ADNAD AGENNEIY!
    YAHGN DEIN!
    AHGH!

  • @Jerem5000
    @Jerem5000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:43 crazy snipe from spear thrower

  • @tubbie2326
    @tubbie2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pit every single unit in a tournament, with equal money on both sides. Best out of 3 for each battle.
    Edit: he didn’t see my comment but did a video on it

  • @kyllevincentaranez4043
    @kyllevincentaranez4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:42 Oh god the knight got hit in the no no spot

  • @Mudkelda
    @Mudkelda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:38 Direct hit

  • @jahsepp
    @jahsepp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hey blitz look at the squire at the right of the screen at the video time 11:30, and look at his head ahahhahahahhhhahhahahahahah

  • @No-qw2ix
    @No-qw2ix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    who do you think is gonna win
    1.a army
    2a bunch of rock throwing kids

    • @nou8461
      @nou8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      An army*

  • @lachlanmurray9574
    @lachlanmurray9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:16 All those kids died this quickly...O...K.

  • @TwksqR
    @TwksqR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 Oh, it's like playing baseball with people - and swords.

  • @alfiekipling8433
    @alfiekipling8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:24 is where he makes the Super Knight. 22:20 is where he makes the Super King

  • @lachlanmurray9574
    @lachlanmurray9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:17 he is not the chosen one the little kid with no armour or weapons is dummy😆😆😆

  • @kazutokirigaya4007
    @kazutokirigaya4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 no don't commit subaru it's bad,especially when you can't come back to life

  • @noahthenarwhal3345
    @noahthenarwhal3345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Block it”
    Breaks every bone in his body
    “Nice”

  • @TEH1ify
    @TEH1ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Press f for free cam when placing

  • @CheemManArchive
    @CheemManArchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz:Has Enough Money For A Mammoth and only a Mammoth.
    Blitz:Lets Put Down A Mammoth Instead of planning.

  • @Hayle_Sh0rk
    @Hayle_Sh0rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should have a dubstep section with sound waves

  • @waghupjj5186
    @waghupjj5186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baron got a tiny king... You got a giant swordsman

  • @chazye
    @chazye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    go behind the castle then slip through the cracks and put units in!!! TROLLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL!

  • @CheeseTheWhistle
    @CheeseTheWhistle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the fact he had to go to extreme lengths to make the archers die.. XD

  • @austinchong6967
    @austinchong6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the tiny head at 6:37

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's like baseball but with people and swords." So, it's like baseball, then?

  • @GioDude-mz8ve
    @GioDude-mz8ve 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao this guys choice of units are hilarious

  • @samuelneary2237
    @samuelneary2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:54 farmer gets his pitchfork stuck.

  • @ky0z71
    @ky0z71 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''He just committed SUDOKU'' LMAO xD

  • @isaacrandomrussell5630
    @isaacrandomrussell5630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plz do this battle blitz:
    Red team: ten knights, ten archers, one King, six farmers, and ten squires.
    Blue team: ten berserkers, two longships, one chieftain, and fifteen brawlers.

  • @thetruedefinitionofsavage2225
    @thetruedefinitionofsavage2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Now you got a sword stuck between your legs" Blitz 2019

  • @nurudinnuhefendic8951
    @nurudinnuhefendic8951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the constant tabs content, missed that game keep it coming.

  • @ultamememaster2122
    @ultamememaster2122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:34 did he say what I thought he said?😂😂😆

  • @abyssfallen7912
    @abyssfallen7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:36 look at the guy with the tiny head lol 😂

  • @gabrieljohnson1469
    @gabrieljohnson1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite part about this game is when they get taken away by the catapult and fly away

  • @carls5793
    @carls5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz: *BEHOLD THE SUPER KNIGHT!!!!*
    Me: U mean a king?

    • @carls5793
      @carls5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Me: y didn't he say *BEHOLD* on the king?

  • @neolouismusic
    @neolouismusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 *SwaggerSouls has entered the simulation*

  • @sharonwhite7707
    @sharonwhite7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:33 Halfling Game the beast that dude

  • @nolangallagher4045
    @nolangallagher4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:42 Blitz: "Quick attack with speed" what I think of when he said that: "Quick attack with spleens"

    • @nolangallagher4045
      @nolangallagher4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't deny that "Quick attack with spleens" would totally be something that he would say

  • @eggsterscortez2511
    @eggsterscortez2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:07 when you Someone roasts you and your friend says “no u”
    13:30 when ya dad hit ya wit dad belt
    13:37when your mom throw her sandal at u

  • @AFUVFX
    @AFUVFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I clicked on the vid, heard your voice and subscribed.
    Something about your voice makes you sound interesting

    • @mrplop9967
      @mrplop9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when i first came across him i hated him but then i realized hes funny

  • @fistnamelastname8697
    @fistnamelastname8697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100 spear throwers vs 100 archers

  • @bored5781
    @bored5781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:02 That poacher has skills

  • @Scyth3z
    @Scyth3z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bet to open the door, u see after your troops died your enemies went to the door, we'll keep a troop down there and when he does blue will open it maybe?

  • @danieltaven3380
    @danieltaven3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:45 you’re honestly the best

  • @toastedtoastdk2729
    @toastedtoastdk2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz press "F" to free roam before starting a battle.

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Help I can’t stop watching TABS videos

  • @Loepul
    @Loepul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ton of priests and one clubman lol

  • @woah4658
    @woah4658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    thumbnail is golden. literally

  • @flexanorsunforall9792
    @flexanorsunforall9792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:47. He just commit sodoku. I think you mean seppuku. Lol

  • @Salcychip999
    @Salcychip999 ปีที่แล้ว

    to open the door just hover in front of it while a battle is happening. It should start shaking and glowing gold.

  • @LinhTran-hm1cc
    @LinhTran-hm1cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HA! You made a reference from Skyrim, “I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the KNEE”

  • @pigeonlady3525
    @pigeonlady3525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “He committed SUDOKU”!! Made me laugh.. maybe you meant seppuku..

  • @lachlanmurray9574
    @lachlanmurray9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:32 this is the chosen kid

  • @Purp1ePeregrin3
    @Purp1ePeregrin3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:25 a squire commits sudoku

  • @Hguy995
    @Hguy995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rip Small headed knight

  • @kristydonel
    @kristydonel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:38 omg the Knight has a tiny head hahahaha

  • @ellisplayz8795
    @ellisplayz8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:29 did you know the grapics in catapult are realistic in that version

  • @sventhestout3067
    @sventhestout3067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should focus on this series for a few days

  • @pklucas7307
    @pklucas7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz: you got 2 left my friend
    King:(Triple kill)
    26:35

  • @ivelissebaez8436
    @ivelissebaez8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only reason why I subscribed and hit the Bell is four more tabs videos!!!!

  • @paranormalstick2289
    @paranormalstick2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Green potion effects make the enemy fall over.
    The purple ones make the enemy attack its team or makes his friends attack the effected unit

  • @thomasthetrain8240
    @thomasthetrain8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I used to be an adventurer like you but I took an arrow to the knee.” Nice Skyrim reference!

  • @magenta2787
    @magenta2787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "He just commit Sudoku." I don't think that's it Blitz

  • @fadedking7559
    @fadedking7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:36 guess we won't talk about the tiny head

  • @zhengleo6305
    @zhengleo6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the units regenerate in random sizes and even one can have a teeny tiny head

  • @epicwolfrun7000
    @epicwolfrun7000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave isn’t getting out Excalibur anytime soon.

  • @undooowith3os71
    @undooowith3os71 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Battle For The Chapel:
    Map:Ancient Sanbox
    1 King
    50 Knights (25 on ech side of the king)
    25 Priests Behind All of them
    50 Archers Behind the Priests
    10 Valks
    Vs
    Your army
    Money limit:
    10000 Dollarinos
    Faction Limit:
    Anything but farmers and cavemen so i dont get harrased
    Troop Limit:
    Money limit

  • @k1nx3d
    @k1nx3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing at the wheelbarrow

  • @channelnamegoeshere4707
    @channelnamegoeshere4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's a great 'watermelon' throw!"

  • @stavrosntimpampis4225
    @stavrosntimpampis4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I used to be an adventurer like you but the i took a SPEAR to the knee"skyrim by Blitz

  • @unrealtoxic9828
    @unrealtoxic9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:43 rip nuts (hit by spear) 16:00 rip (shot in the nuts)