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- It seems the Gray Fox protects them.
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That beggar accidentally picked up a 2 septim cup at the inn, warranting a death sentence and the full deployment of the imperial guardsmen.
In Cyrodiil, getting your fingerprints on someone else's stuff is a crime punishable by immediate death. 😔
Martin is the closest he’s ever been in these vids to becoming emperor, but still it eludes him
At this point, it's probably elapsed into what's supposed to be the 4th Era.
With his immortality, the beggar could fight on arena and earn money. Instead, he is still a beggar
He would just bounce around the arena constantly, people would get bored eventually :( and he'd probably end up locked up with the boar.
Are you sure? A bouncy gladiator could really draw in the crowds, it could be like an extra violent game of squash
In this universe, Mehrunes Dagon does not invade Tamriel, out of fear of the Imperial Legion.
Hey, come on now! There's no need to get violent.
It remains a mystery how the Thalmor managed to defeat the Imperial army.
They didn't. They sent all the guards on a wild goose chase and then moved into the Imperial City.
I love how removing the arrows they stuck him with counts as 'pickpocketing'
Ah yes, the third thing at which you can stare forever - the guards fearlessly protecting the empire from evil undying beggar.
«What's the matter? Getting TIRED???»
That scream at 1:33 felt like genuine frustration
Good voice acting
@@Christian-gr3guFor once
Beggar: [exists]
Imperial Legion: "so anyway I started slashin'"
this is what the city guard devolve into once Lex gets reassigned
4:17 - Ah, Oblivion physics 🤌🤌
The fact that you have Martin in tow is the cherry on the cake.
Never have I seen a beggar so resilient, pliable and flies all over the place.
the cops running after a houseless man, seems a bit too real tbh
He dares oppose the might of the imperial legion !
Tax septims at work right there.
'I'm so hungry....' 'THANK YEH KOIND SEHRRR'
The way they all fired their arrows synchronized, and how you stared at the arrows on the floor.
Perfection.
Oblivion was the instance we achieved peak gaming.
The way the beggar kept getting flung around 😂
I don’t think I have to tell you what the Legion thinks of thieves, now do I?
There's a golden rule that any Oblivion video under a minute will be peak cinema, but if an Elder Mer video is at least three minutes, it's beyond peak
1:46 - Just when you think it can't get more chaotic - "Look out!" 😂🤣😂🤣
During this whole incident, the Imperial City came under a direct assault by Daedra but the Imperial Legion had more important work to do, namely pursuing the immortal beggar.
The beggar has plot armor. The guards cannot kill the unkillable
At about 36-37 seconds in, in the background, is something that Never stops being funny to me. Guy in white robes starts running head long into a door without trying to use it 😂
Stay down, bro! Just STAY DOWN!!! Thanks for taking the heat off of him at the end. He's only just a bouncing baby beggar
I grant you eternal life.
That's good!
But the Oblivion guards will chace you forever.
That's bad...
The beggar had gum 😭
They wanted to know if he had games on his phone.
@@La_Hoja_Verde 💀
This game never fails to deliver. It almost feels like a fever dream I had at some point.
1:32 "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
He's "No-Coins" Dranus. He doesn't have enough money to cover the fare across the river Styx, so the ferryman just keeps sending him back.
Underrated comment.
😂 That was great
Cyrodil must have to rewrite all the laws of the land from scratch every time they get a new emperor, and Martin didn't get to that part yet.
Is it strange to find it somewhat relaxing to watch this? 😂
He stole a loaf of bread!
Oblivion and Fallout 3. Those were the days. It never got better.
Turns out, the warrant they have was for a different homeless beggar. All guards involved have been placed on 6 months paid leave.
A traditional Imperial game: beggar golf.
Martin looks so tired. XDD
Oblivion as always 😂😂😂 never gets boring for me wkwkwkwkwk
that summus up Oblivion experience XD
"Protect and serve. It's what we do." 😂😂😂
In related news the Empire says they have a new radical idea on how to eliminate the homeless "problem".
Pay the fine, dammit!
You know what they say... hmph! Better them than me.
watchmans ease
god i love this game
Mind telling me why you're sneakin' about? I don't think I have to tell you what the Legion thinks of thieves, now do I?
LOOK OUT!
Now put it on x2 and listen to the benny hill theme
1:57 Imperial guard confirmed to be a pirate?! -Black Horse Courier News
Look out!
Wow! No wonder the Legion lost against the Thalmor! 😂
Grrr damn thieves good riddens FOR THE EMPIRE! RUHHHHHHH-HUH *Sword spin backwards power attack* *falls backwards in slow motion Oblivion physics*
I thought for a moment that was Hostile Greeting mod.
1:49 Your follower stares at you uncannily just before a harried beggar comes soaring past you, proceeding to then get up and walk it off like a champ in spite of the arrow sticking out of his stomach. That's peak oblivion experience right there that only the finest of money can buy. 👌✨
What the heck did I just watch?😆
How’d this whole chase start? Did No-Coins get hit by a stray arrow or what?
Is this California?
classic
How did Picard get outside
shouldn't he change his name once you've given him a coin?
Accurate depiction of average cop behavior
The fuck happened ?
6:27 He shouldn't have messed with the Legion. Now they're using him to play an entertaining game of ping pong.
2:46 lmao
The guy at 3:06 is an accomplice, why didn't the guards go after him?
waat 1:48