@@RPen Not saying He was the worst QB in the league but Baker was Bad that time man even some f his teammates complained about him and Watson used to be elite so You can look up sports shows back then nobody complained about the trade football wise it was all the other stuff that came along with Watson who would have known he would turn out to be this bad with o major injury and in his 20s
why sign a guy that declined your 1st 200+ mil offer because he didn’t want to play for Cleveland…. That’s minus all the SA’s😂 Sad when Jacoby Brisset/Baker/Joe Flacco are all better or about equal to Deshaun’s production😅
@@Connerb12 he’s basically a bandwagon fan, hasn’t given a shit since Brady left… doesn’t even watch football.. forced to in the cave cause he’s getting paid.
Naw it’s annoying I hate ppl tht act like they care when there team wins and don’t when they don’t he’s not a real sports fan unless his team is winning he should get more shit or put him in booty get Jerry on
To be fair as a patriots fan our season is quite literally just 18 weeks of punting both literally and figuratively. We are essentially just using Jacoby as a human shield for Maye until we get a top 3 pick in the draft to add more talent and an offensive line around him. The goal is for him to never play, and for us to lose a low scoring game every week. I quite literally watch this team only for Gonzo 😂
The pick didn't hurt the Bengals as much as acting like a 53 yarder with a rookie holder in OT was a chip shot. You gotta make that FG more manageable. Death, Taxes and Zac Taylor immediately taking the ball out of his franchise qb's hands the second they get into FG range. His seat needs to be extra hot
What’s funny is watching that happen right after seeing what the bills did at the end of their game made that ending look a lot better 😂 At least they didn’t just give the game away, they had a makable field goal for the win. Still unacceptable playcalling, but the bills genuinely confused me. It’s like they had PTSD still from the chiefs OT loss years ago.
@@eliyarrows2456 Nah fr cause you can't be backed up in your own endzone and not get at least a first down and then give the texans the ball back at mid field. Three straight passing plays was not the move their lol, maybe a screen or a curl concept to make the second down more manageable.
Edgar Allan Poe did indeed die under mysterious circumstances in the streets outside his favorite bar, The Horse You Rode in On. It's now a like, college aged sports bar, which you wouldn't expect.
My boss has been a season ticket holder for 30 years and he came up to me and said “ pick a game that’s left you want to go to. I’m never going again” pats fans are down bad man
lol it’s not our fault. Our season goal for this year is quite literally “just wait until next year to start trying” 😂 We have the lowest scoring offense in the league paired with a good defense so quite literally every game is a 20-10 punt fest. When other teams play us I’m sure even their fans aren’t excited to watch 😂
Big Cat doesn’t hat the Vikings or Lions, but everyone hates the Packers so it may have something my to do with it. But also could just be a brain fart 🤷🏻♂️
but bro that sunken cost joy if the browns ever do turn it around in my lifetime is going to be a different kind of ecstasy. No other fan could ever know the sweetness, because they havn't so deeply despaired.
Love them making excuses for Jalen Carter and not even mentioning Dexter Lawrence having good edge rushers next to him, STILL getting double teamed, AND still does twice as much as Jalen😂
When Meme's was reading, realizing he was reading off his phone, I wondered if their phones ever died or even accidentally shut the screen off and had to recover from it. Lo and behold, it happens to Max like 30 seconds later.
Players should enter a post game room where they answer questions before they go to the lockerroom or shower. If you dont want to be naked, thats fine, but your shower will have to wait. We need the raw reactions.
For real! It’s like the had ptsd from the chiefs game! They threw 3 straight passes, 1 was almost a pick and the other the receiver had get OPI to break up the interception, and the last had no chance. On their own 2! Didn’t give their punter any room and didn’t make the Texans use their timeouts! Had they ran it 3 times for no gain and gave up the same long return on their punt, they still woulda went to OT because the Texans woulda had like 8 seconds and 0 timeouts to go 15+ yards 😂 not impossible but you just gotta stop one pass to the sidelines.
PFT's take on Deshaun was terrible. He walked off the field because he counted 12 guys in the huddle.. and they werent going to use another timeout since they just used one. PFT doesn't know ball!
Watching PFT talk about Caleb Williams after him being excited about Jayden Daniels awesome play is like when you go to a movie with someone that was really excited to see it but the movie sucks and you don’t want the person to feel bad so you try to talk it up but you both know it was a dud
Steelers had just as much injuries as Cowboys did on both sides of the ball , Highsmith . Warren , Patterson , Wilson etc . This Steelers team when healthy is making run especially with Russ Wilson as QB . Wilson won’t start slow and he will make them throws to Pickens, Muth , CA3 etc
He literally only made one mistake in that game. The bengals are scoring like 35 points a week and losing and you’re blaming the qb? WHAT ABOUT THE DEFENSE BUDDY 😂
Private entities aren’t bound by the Constitution (inclusive of the 1st Amendment). So 1st Amendment protections do not apply to the NFL. Dust off the law books, PFT
Talk about a deep cut history reference 😂 I’m pretty sure Polk is such a niche President that when he was running for President his opponents slogan was “who is Polk?” Because literally nobody knew who he was even back then 😂
i dont think anybody thought deshaun was gonna be as good as he was, but this is miserable. So strange as a clemson fan to watch this dudes fall from grace, and pulling an anti-vick non recovery.
When that “Standing on a corner Jameis Winston cuyahoga” hits… goosebumps every time
My brain still wants to say “standing on a corner Jameis Winston, Tampa Florida” lol
If ya know ya know
@@TimothyFitch100% 😂 not ready for cuyahoga everytime
Still say "Down in Nola" everytime
Those 2 years saints had Jaboo were orgasmic
We got Bob Does Sports and Hank Hates Sports all in the office this week.
The Jets trading for Davante Adams is like having a baby to save a marriage
100 percent
You did not come up with this be more original
Wow what an original comment
Yet he won’t solve there issues they have no defense
Uhhhh, watch the Friday show?
I passed the Texas Bar exam today boys. Happy to celebrate with another fastest two minutes and with all of the AWLs.
Cheers to a new week! 🤝
Hell yeah Brother
Congrats bro! Heard Deshan is looking for a new lawyer...
AWL lawyer…. The branches of PMT expand everywhere in society
Browns FO should be fired from top to bottom for letting go of Baker Mayfield and signing Watson to that massive contract
Revisionist history at its finest right here
@@Burnt_and_GlazedNot really. They gave baker 4 OCs and 4 HCs in 4 years. Not sure any QB has ever amounted to anything dealing with that.
@@RPen Not saying He was the worst QB in the league but Baker was Bad that time man even some f his teammates complained about him and Watson used to be elite so
You can look up sports shows back then nobody complained about the trade football wise it was all the other stuff that came along with Watson who would have known he would turn out to be this bad with o major injury and in his 20s
@@Burnt_and_GlazedThey made Baker play hurt too. Cleveland sucks and they’re stupid.
why sign a guy that declined your 1st 200+ mil offer because he didn’t want to play for Cleveland…. That’s minus all the SA’s😂
Sad when Jacoby Brisset/Baker/Joe Flacco are all better or about equal to Deshaun’s production😅
Work is gay
Work is gay and lame confirmed
It’s so ass
crazy gay for sure
IIIII DONT WANNA WORK I JUST WANNA PLAY PMT ALL DAY AYY AYY AYY!!
This was everyone waking up after watching SNF go till 1AM lol
Monday PMT is the best podcast product available
Mostly sports is better but this a close second
@@Atj03bruh 😂
From September to February, a 💯 percent true! Nothing matches. The closest one for me is FIRST THINGS FIRST #FTF on @FS1.
Only when your team wins 😮💨
i guess you've never listened to talk tuah
Hank is so LAME
He’s so lame it’s gotta be on purpose. He is not the representative of Boston sports fans.
@@tayloredavisofficialnah he perfectly fits the NE fandom
@@Connerb12 kinda, coming from a New England fan. I wouldn’t say “perfect”.
@@Connerb12 he’s basically a bandwagon fan, hasn’t given a shit since Brady left… doesn’t even watch football.. forced to in the cave cause he’s getting paid.
@@Connerb12 more Brady fan than patriots fan and that’s not “New England fandom”. Sorry.
I love Johnny Fanta man. He's like Frank the Tank's younger brother but a million times more likeable
No we don’t need it this is for their entertainment not ours 😂
So if Hank doesn’t watch the Patriots anymore and already doesn’t watch CFB.. wtf is he doing on the pod?
Come on bro he’s director of content or whatever they wouldn’t make it without him 😂
Naw it’s annoying I hate ppl tht act like they care when there team wins and don’t when they don’t he’s not a real sports fan unless his team is winning he should get more shit or put him in booty get Jerry on
Max on the sofa, Hank in the booth rest of the season
I think everyone on the planet would prefer Jerry over hank
To be fair as a patriots fan our season is quite literally just 18 weeks of punting both literally and figuratively.
We are essentially just using Jacoby as a human shield for Maye until we get a top 3 pick in the draft to add more talent and an offensive line around him. The goal is for him to never play, and for us to lose a low scoring game every week.
I quite literally watch this team only for Gonzo 😂
The Browns make me wanna memes myself
“Oh fuck, my phone just died” in the boomer voice was fucking hilarious
What does Hank contribute?
General repulsion and disgust. I guess it balances out all the other good things this podcast has
If you’re from New England you will understand Hank, he sounds like half of my friends and I love it
this isn't reddit
Are you new to the show bud?
@@kevingates8339 I’m a Milton office guy, stoolie since 07
The fastest two minutes with the whole team makes my week 😊
Happy Monday let’s have a good week
Big cat getting the giants blocked FG completely backwards is just hilarious
I love to see Big Cat and PFT happy
The pick didn't hurt the Bengals as much as acting like a 53 yarder with a rookie holder in OT was a chip shot. You gotta make that FG more manageable. Death, Taxes and Zac Taylor immediately taking the ball out of his franchise qb's hands the second they get into FG range. His seat needs to be extra hot
What’s funny is watching that happen right after seeing what the bills did at the end of their game made that ending look a lot better 😂
At least they didn’t just give the game away, they had a makable field goal for the win. Still unacceptable playcalling, but the bills genuinely confused me. It’s like they had PTSD still from the chiefs OT loss years ago.
@@eliyarrows2456 Nah fr cause you can't be backed up in your own endzone and not get at least a first down and then give the texans the ball back at mid field. Three straight passing plays was not the move their lol, maybe a screen or a curl concept to make the second down more manageable.
Samtember is over. Pumpkin Darnold showed up just in time for October… and the Vikings won anyway! SKOL
I’ll take pumpkin Sam over the corpse of Aaron Rodgers
It's my favorite day of the week when you do the fast 2 minutes of the nfl.
Put Max on the Sofa instead of Hank
“I could pay Joe Flacco or buy one of Willie Nelson’s harmonicas” -PFT😂😂
PFTs one liners are one of my favorite things on the show.
All time Max clips weekend. Mt Joy, Saturday meltdown, Sunday with Bob and Cutsy. The new king of content
The energy in fastest 2 minutes is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Truly special and always the highlight of my Monday
Edgar Allan Poe did indeed die under mysterious circumstances in the streets outside his favorite bar, The Horse You Rode in On. It's now a like, college aged sports bar, which you wouldn't expect.
It is pretty wild that after an NFL game there’s just media walking around the locker room. Crazy that became the standard
Hank knows more about Harry Potter than the nfl or college football lol
my favorite AD merchants who talk about sports
The Ads have been getting insane. The reads are so long
No mention of Jake Moody injury in the 9ers cards game? Felt that was a major factor in the cards coming back. Maybe I missed it
Hypothetically, if someone was listening to this episode on shrooms the jets jersey discussion would’ve broken their brain, again hypothetically
As an Australian what a day of football, Monday Public Holiday into 7 hours of commercial free football. Let's have a great week AWL's
“It’s great seeing the boys fuckin rock”
Felt that
Memes is correct (as usual). The jets throwbacks are the circle ones that Namath wore.
brutal segment, and they say they're football guys
Everytime Hank explains Harry Potter I El Oh El
every time someone spells lol like that I kay em es
I didn’t think the day would come. Big Cat and PFT have football teams!!
Commenting so those that say first are wrong and slightly bothered by this. Those people SUUUUUCK.
Never been more jealous of a concert than Mt. Joy x PMT
Back to work after a week of being sick. Work still sucks
My boss has been a season ticket holder for 30 years and he came up to me and said “ pick a game that’s left you want to go to. I’m never going again” pats fans are down bad man
lol
lol it’s not our fault. Our season goal for this year is quite literally “just wait until next year to start trying” 😂
We have the lowest scoring offense in the league paired with a good defense so quite literally every game is a 20-10 punt fest. When other teams play us I’m sure even their fans aren’t excited to watch 😂
Joe Burrow vs. Wade was overturned was incredible
This is the second Packers win that Big Cat had left off of the fastest two minutes and its getting ridiculous
You're surprised a bears fan left off a packers thing? Use your brain
It’s hilarious
Big Cat doesn’t hat the Vikings or Lions, but everyone hates the Packers so it may have something my to do with it. But also could just be a brain fart 🤷🏻♂️
Yea because no one cares about the packers 😂
That game was absolutely terrible and so is your QB
Just sped right to the only segment that mattered. Baseball playoffs
No one gives af about that dying sport give me a break
Spotify got their listen now it’s TH-cam’s turn
My boy doing double shifts on the podcast game. Respect!
but bro that sunken cost joy if the browns ever do turn it around in my lifetime is going to be a different kind of ecstasy. No other fan could ever know the sweetness, because they havn't so deeply despaired.
So so happy for you @PFT 😍😍😍
Love them making excuses for Jalen Carter and not even mentioning Dexter Lawrence having good edge rushers next to him, STILL getting double teamed, AND still does twice as much as Jalen😂
When Meme's was reading, realizing he was reading off his phone, I wondered if their phones ever died or even accidentally shut the screen off and had to recover from it. Lo and behold, it happens to Max like 30 seconds later.
anyway to add Pics of the jerseys during jersey talk? Over searching them up mid convo
If you want DJ Moore to be happy on the Bears sideline, sign Curtis Samuel. Those two were always together on the bench in Carolina.
Love you all and Dave tepper blows, go panthers and go Wolfpack!
Players should enter a post game room where they answer questions before they go to the lockerroom or shower. If you dont want to be naked, thats fine, but your shower will have to wait. We need the raw reactions.
Can’t believe I stayed up all night just to watch my Steelers blow another win
Love Fanta as a person, don’t love having to skip through his 2 minute monologues every Monday
Cold take 👎🏻
Happy Monday fellas
How can anyone justify the last 3 plays from the Bills…..? Holy spinzones here
For real! It’s like the had ptsd from the chiefs game!
They threw 3 straight passes, 1 was almost a pick and the other the receiver had get OPI to break up the interception, and the last had no chance. On their own 2! Didn’t give their punter any room and didn’t make the Texans use their timeouts!
Had they ran it 3 times for no gain and gave up the same long return on their punt, they still woulda went to OT because the Texans woulda had like 8 seconds and 0 timeouts to go 15+ yards 😂 not impossible but you just gotta stop one pass to the sidelines.
Bills defense is absolutely decimated. No Milano, Oliver, Taron Johnson, Taylor Rapp, and Von Millet suspended
Morning gentlemen, hope all of our fantasy teams won.
Memes those "classic" Jets unis are the butt fumble unis. Great memories!
You guys glaze Josh Allen sooo much you dont even talk about him being knocked the fuck out, and being allowed to come back in the game.
They literally started off by saying how he played terribly 😂
Him having a Tua level concussion is the only excuse for the decision making on that final drive. Absolute joke 😂
Hank can sleep in the booth, we need the power plant of electricity that is Max on the couch
Can’t be the only one that doesn’t see the humor or entertainment from Fanta
Yo, there is actually Deshaun defenders out here lol wild
It's so wildly obvious PFT wrote Hank's fastest two minutes lmao
John Fanta, what a guy 😂😂
The next team to tank should just come out and say they’re actively trying to tie games. Go all out for the tie.
As a patriots fan I would absolutely love if my team was good enough to play for the tie 😂
It feels like Hank is wading into late Billy Football territory. Not a value add, minimum effort put in, and doesn't seem to care.
Billy at least brought energy. It was mostly childish, immature energy, but it was something.
Hey PFT,
I’m going to Commanders at Ravens this Sunday. Need me to take care of anything while I’m there?
23:54 love to hear it big cat!! SKOL!
Jerry O'Connell if you are reading this, then you must show up in a towel next time you appear on the show.
The recap is fucking amazing 😂
Let's have a great week AWLs!
I’m with Hank I was in on college until NFL started
No packers win in the Fastest Two minutes again?!?!
Max’s phone dying had me in tears
GO DUCKS💚💛GO RAVENS 💜🖤, BO NIX WAS A GREAT OREGON QB AND NCAA QB HIS LAST YEAR
The Bengals want to make me cry like Max did after the Tampa game
Xavier McKinney btw, 24 years old
PFT's take on Deshaun was terrible. He walked off the field because he counted 12 guys in the huddle.. and they werent going to use another timeout since they just used one. PFT doesn't know ball!
Jamar Flaccson out here with that run baby!
Josh Allen has ZERO 300 yard passing games in his career without Diggs
What are you trying to argue here? That Josh Allen isn’t that good? Diggs was the guy who sucked to end last year not Josh lmao
MAXX CROSBY 2024 DPOY!!!
In Cleveland they are still praising the coach, gm, and dc, 😂😂
Hank is right we don’t need to start Drake Maye for any reason whatsoever
Watching PFT talk about Caleb Williams after him being excited about Jayden Daniels awesome play is like when you go to a movie with someone that was really excited to see it but the movie sucks and you don’t want the person to feel bad so you try to talk it up but you both know it was a dud
Good afternoon boys Max is finally up
Steelers had just as much injuries as Cowboys did on both sides of the ball , Highsmith . Warren , Patterson , Wilson etc . This Steelers team when healthy is making run especially with Russ Wilson as QB . Wilson won’t start slow and he will make them throws to Pickens, Muth , CA3 etc
Deshaun is still shaking off the rust
Another week of Burrow Bias, thank you for the game changing interception if you’re reading Joe!
He literally only made one mistake in that game. The bengals are scoring like 35 points a week and losing and you’re blaming the qb? WHAT ABOUT THE DEFENSE BUDDY 😂
Lamar’s defense gave up 38 and the talk is “Joe was amazing”. Lamar scores 41 and the talk is “Bengals defense is ass”
big cat brain aneurism during Bengals ravens recap
Ken Dorsey needs to be the 1st offensive coordinator to step in for his QB. PervShaun's gotta go
Private entities aren’t bound by the Constitution (inclusive of the 1st Amendment). So 1st Amendment protections do not apply to the NFL.
Dust off the law books, PFT
I love this show
Jets jersey talk made my head spin
The Browns are turning Johnny Fanta is turning into the Joker…
Mentioning AOC’s cannons had to come from Memes.
No comment on Josh Allen getting knocked out and coming back in and playing?
Ol Feeble Knees Lockwood
ZERO percent chance (world-renowned educated person) hank got the Polk Annexation joke in fastest two minutes
Talk about a deep cut history reference 😂
I’m pretty sure Polk is such a niche President that when he was running for President his opponents slogan was “who is Polk?” Because literally nobody knew who he was even back then 😂
i dont think anybody thought deshaun was gonna be as good as he was, but this is miserable. So strange as a clemson fan to watch this dudes fall from grace, and pulling an anti-vick non recovery.
As a Texans fan seeing Watson shit the bed and being the worst QB in the league makes every day feel like Christmas morning.