I don't know if you two have played Darktide yet, but if not, the main "healing station" in the game is a medicae servitor that's fused to a stationary machine that injects you with healing fluid, and retracts back inside the machine when it's out of juice. The only thing is, sometimes when it retracts back into the medicae station you can hear it saying stuff like "Can you take me with you? Please, I am so lonely." Or "System failure. Why does it hurt? Help. Help. *Help."*
13:00 There's actually a canon 40k Short story titled "Empra" about denizens of a FERAL world having to produce parts for and assemble Imperial starships. None of them know what they're building, why they're doing it, or about anything that lies beyond their planet. All they know is that they have to make screws and load shells for the Empra in the sky.
The Space marine 2 thing is even worse. The blind guy was blinded trying to clean up a fuel spill (after multiple days without rest or sleep) and was to be converted into a servitor as punishment for incompetence. The only reason he didn't get his brain cut up is because someone has to dive into the septic tank and the ad mech consider the job to be beneath a servitors augments.
For a moment i thought you are going to mention, how the admech is likely just severing the connection of self to body from servitors instead of properly mindwiping and destroying it. So there are likely servitors who have their old self just imprisoned deep within, with no way to express themselves.
If they rearrange the display shelf Isyander could have a little Horus & Guilliman on his shoulders. One tells him to start a heresy and the other tells him the objectively best way to file his taxes.
Me as a PTSD Guardsmen seeing the treatment center next to the Servitor Factory.... "I'm suddenly okay with seeing my buddy Flayed by a night lord in front of me" Edit. Since this comment is getting traction 24 hour Horus Heresy Video, Tau for the next video and lets have Isyander be the Hype man for Erebus so I can say "Where is your God Emperor now?!"
That was basically my exact thought, and the only part of this video where I got uncomfortable 😂. I have severe PTSD and just imagined going to take a grippy sock vacation after being told they have a 100% success rate on "curing" PTSD nightmares, getting out of the car, seeing the servitor factory literally attached to the hospital strip mall style, and going "....you know what, I can just stay awake the rest of my life." But I also get the feeling it's like 1950s rules though. Woman crying for no real reason? They just alert the black van. Hear literally one sleep scream from a former guardsman? Black van. Having a brief facial expression of grief while looking at a photo of your deceased spouse who was in the guard? Black van. And I'm sure there a couple servitors just to alert the black vans.
I like the theory that the Machine rebelion in 40K was an I robot style rebelion rather than a Terminator style rebelion. Machines that were programmed to protect human life learned of the warp and the threat it posed and all they could do to try and fulfil their programming was to A) try and force a galactic factory reset by wiping out all life in the galaxy and then re-seeding humanity after the warp has calmed down. Or B) Give humanity a forceful push into transendance by uploading their minds and then purging the fleshy soul filled part that is connected to the threat.
It's possible because as I understand things the revolt of the men of iron wasn't really coordinated or unified. According to some lore not every AI and robot revolted either.
I'm almost positive it was outright confirmed by GW in one of the earlier books that the AI realized what the warp was, and it's ability to corrupt convinced AI the only way to save anything was to obliterate most of sentient life
10:05 that's not actually what dark age of technology means, the dark age of technology WAS actually those good times you were talking about and was the golden age of humanity but due to the Age of Strife most of that tech is lost. Hence the term, DARK age. Great video though!! +1 vote for the fish people
I think you mean we love to hate Erebus. If someone actually likes that literal definition of the worst being in this galaxy you will be made into a servitor.
Is that an SR-71 model kit!? That’s my favorite plane! It can sustain speeds of mach 3.2 for hours, can cross the USA in an hour, and can fly higher than any other plane. Even now it’s unsurpassed in speed and altitude.
That quote about the admech techpreist from space marine 2, its even more messed up and has more to it than how koda put it there, the blind meanial asked the techpreist for some new cybernetic eyes, tech priest said "HA!... No. go swim in sewage, it's required you're blind, and you're missing the eyes you don't need, so ideal. if you have a problem with that, perfect, we always need servitors, the choice is yours" the meanial says "i suppose ill report to sanitation then" the grimest of dark trolly conundrums
Correction the kumquats that go through the trap door are ground up into paste to serve as fertilizer for the kumquats that go to their greater purpose
My vote is for the Tau. Give me the blue boys! Also, my favorite type of Servitors are the luxury ones, such as the ones that serve wine and peel grapes.
I remember hearing one 40K short story where a Noble heir visiting a forge world was servitorized after he reflexively insulted the Magos upon sight of the human suffering. Even Nobility isn't a protection. and it wasn't an accident either, as the Magos saw him being dragged away and smiled cruelly.
@@kevinwalker6840 in universe? Some noble who doesn't think the "common folk" matter or are in fact people. Not sure what author that Gw or the black library had hired when making this as a concept.
@@kevinwalker6840 Justin D Hill is the author of the book. As for the in-universe reason, many noble houses buy specialty-made servitors from the Mechanicus for a myriad of different purposes. A toy servitor would be able to animate and play with their masters, unlike a real toy, and as such would be much sought after. They could also serve as a secret guard for the heir should they come under assault, as many servitors are equipped with hidden weaponry to defend the nobility they serve under, should the need arise.
What's funnier is the guy that went blind is arguing against the tech priest to not clean the shit pipe and the tech priest asks "do you volunteer to become a servitor then?"
The commisars are here telling me I'll be made into a servitor if I don't say something about the 12 Hour Horus Headache. They have a laspistol to my head telling me to vote for them.
@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 yes mine is jsut behind me and having his laspistol on my cranium if we would have would have 12 horus heresy video of 12 hours after thta i still ahve 3 hours of comabt before i become gum to glogcl the retical tanks treads it is fun being gaurdsmen
"Oh no! Jared's lasgun misfired and hit the commissar instead of the eldar." "The commissar stood 50 meters behind Jared...and those are Orcs." "That's why it's a critical malfunction. Machine spirit broke. Have a mechanicus look at it!"
ISYANDER!!! GIVE US THE DAEMONCULABA HALLOWEEN BOOK READING YOU PROMISED, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (He promised to do this at the end of the Daemonculaba episode)
20:35 As someone who works in the tech field, I can confirm that here in the year of our lord, 2024, I've walked into customer server rooms and found fucking CRT monitors hooked up to the damn server.
Been watching since you did the disturbing 40k lore iceberg i love your content im trying to find a friend I can convince to be my Koda. I also beg for a 12 hour Heresy video
15:00 this isn't true at all. 40k has extremely advanced computers. Like E.X.T.R.E.M.E.L.Y. advanced computers. Look at the people that have cables in their heads. Look at Perturabo. Those are all hyper advanced machines streaming data from computers directly into their head. Servitors are not the most advanced tech. It's just the easier to produce than computers.
Maybe the human brain in 40k is seen as a [potential] cybernetic operating system. So humans are just unrealized robots and robots are just unrealized humans, human - (#*?) = robot + (#*?). Play with the formula and you can get servitors or AI.
Koda catching Isyander on the "all you need to know" was such a great way to get him back for his reaction to his joke earlier lol he also saw that coming
I blame you two for my death spiral into the 40k fandom. Came across your shorts on tiktok, moved to here on TH-cam, picked up Space Marine 2, and now I'm learning the Deathwatch and Rogue Trader TTRPGs
I'm gonna offer the olive branch, a vote for T'au. I will also proffer the idea of a book club for Flesh and Steel. It's a pretty good novel, and the novel is whete the scene of the kumquat being tazered into a pit came from. The main character is just as uncomfortable with the goings-on there as Koda was.
A Tech-Priest would see Koda counting binary on his hands and either immediately servitorize him, or call him a saint of the Omnissiah and chuck a red robe at him.
The "mixer" is called a mechanical mixing unit. The UH-60 has the same thing. It takes input from the flight controls and routes the output through rods, levers, and cables to the component being controlled. For helicopters it can take cyclic movements which controls pitch and roll, routes through the mixer to the swashplate to the rotor blades so you can turn and climb and such.
Candle facrory tour in the 41st millenium: Where do you get your raw materials for your candles? Oh, that's just the leftover fat from the corpse starch production.
7:17 Quick idea for a community stream. One stream (series maybe) where you build all the figures from your display wall. Would be interesting I think. :)
I'd call that Anachropunk, based on the juxtaposition of seemingly chronologically exclusive elements. It looks cool and surreal in a comprehensible way.
I just want to share this, I have; "Lion El Jonson, Rogal Dorn, Leman Russ, and Roboute Guilliman from Joytoy." And i purchased them from that exact order. Wonderful and reputable purchase i may add. I love them.
Also, used to work on CRTs when I worked on arcade games. There have been color tvs for quite some time. Like the first ones were from the 50s through rca but were crazy expensive compared to other units. For arcades they got around color in a really cool way. Some of the 70s and early 80s games would have an upwards facing monitor that would reflect off of a mirror that had colors and designs on it. My favorite example is the original space invaders cabinet.
To adapt a quote from the servitor book, which adds another fun layer to the whole thing and also gives more insight into the admec way of thinking: "I doubted the Adeptus Mechanicus provided anaesthetic for the kumquats, for the same reasons they would not dull the pain of a nail under the hammer."
T'au were in first because you have cultivated a fanbase that loves mechs. We like seeing Koda suffer more unfortunately. That said, T'AU MECHS, FIRST IN LAST OUT. Anti-vote for the Crimson Fists.
On the topic of machine spirits: They're left quite vague since they cover quite a wide variety of things. Sometimes it's LITERALLY an "ok" warp entity that is tied to the machine. Other times it's a very rudimentary AI. Other times it's a screaming brain in a jar that has to be occasionally concussed before it begins to glitch it's screen in a desperate cry for help. As for the main point of the video, I actually quite enjoy the concept of servitors. So much so that I've adopted a similar fate for low-end service workers in my cyberpunk setting. Serviles, as they're called. They started as a means to reuse prisoners for menial labor due to the overpopulation and flagging profits of prisons. They were supposed to only be applied to death row or life prisoners. However that classification steadily widened as time went on, and the profitability of having an indentured cast that was altered to only feed on nutripaste and/or a charging pad was. Eventually turning into a "you're either rich or a servile" kind of situation that was a major driving force behind the riots which finally toppled that era. The first step is a gene therapy to turn people into a specific artificial race of cute and cuddly bipedal creatures to assist in the dehumanization process and increase their marketability. You'd best believe there were limited editions of certain coloration and patterns. After that the limbs would be removed, replaced with a socketted system to enable easy swapping of in-built equipment. A spinal tap is added to enable direct connection for skill software so you can train them for whatever jobs you need up to a certain skill level. After that a couple spikes are driven into their temples with a mild reinforcement applied to prevent bumps from being fatal. These spikes also anchor their visors and house a few things. Primarily an extension system for their inbuilt computing system as well as a steady drip of ceratonin to keep them docile. A common punishment for operating outside their orders is to turn on this drip. Inducing intense depression and anxiety that makes one wish for death due to the guaranteed addiction it enforces. After that they're opened up to have much of their organs replaced or augmented for their new task. The visor hides their face and acts as their visual connection to their inbuilt computers. This also allows for more cartoonish emotive expression to assist in the dehumanization process. Their inbuilt "management" software makes them largely incapable of violence unless authorized. Monitoring every action and word at all times for deviation with swift punishment and correction. Once their processing is done, they're shipped off to where they will serve pretty much any duty that would normally be handled by service, menial labor, trade, or clerical tasks. They were often employed as basic police forces when outfitted for violence just simply because it was cheaper and they were more expendable. In the time after this practice was abolished, they're being slowly reintegrated. However the process was largely irreversible. Their management software was removed, but people do still undergo the process willingly. There are *some* benefits. Mostly the durability and capacity to survive in what remains of the world. As they are actually capable of being in space or other hazardous environments without protective equipment. Short of being dunked directly in acid or lit on fire anyway. Just uh... may want to give them a wide berth after they've been in an irradiated zone. Metal tends to retain radioactivity. The corporations and revolution left the world absolutely blasted to shit save for some city centers. The government that took over after has caused it's own issues as well. The whole vampire/zombie plague up in the russia equivalent of the world as well as the giant fuck off kaiju starting to wander over from various sources are both kinda their fault.
Computers are not outlawed cogitators are everywhere but to keep their machine spirits from becoming self aware they are supposed to be backed up and wiped regularly 😂
Missile guidance systems are actually pretty low tech in the grand scheme of computing things, you could absolutely do one with a graphing calculator. The tricky bits are just the gyroscopes used to tell it how its moving, which definitely isn't computers, just some fancy whetstone bridges, whatever sensor it has for seeing where its target is, and for advanced ones the bluetooth between the missile and the radar which is tracking where its target is. And aside from the Bluetooth, all of that is WW2 tech. Of course, you can also get a pigeon to guide a missile for you, so it could very well be that they just cram a servitor into the missile and get it to guide it to the target.
Haste, I will do as you ask. As you wish Lord, I shall obey. I exist, to vote for the 12 Hour Heresy video!
@@rowanbowers5743 may it reign eternal, the 12 hour Horus heresy video
Agreed
I add my vote for the 12 hour Horus Heresy video!
WE SERVE!
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Thanks for another episode
“How did you identify a traitor? You’re supposed to be heat-seeking!” That legit cracked me up. Thanks.
Missile: in my defense, that traitor was packing some serious heat.
For the 12 Hour Horus Heresy Video for Gork and Mork.. WAAAGHHHHH!!!
Ooooh.. Gork n Mork episode…!
WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Orctober
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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U can’t run from it forever Isyander. 12 hour Horus Heresy.
HE RIGHT ISYANDER THE 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY WILL COME SOONER OR LATER
12 hour horus heresy. Isyander, the heresy catches all. You can not run forever.
Tau, please and thank you.
yes 12 hours
I CRAVE THE HORUSSY
Isyander looking at the comment section like that meme of the plush monkey that pretends to not see.
Yea 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY VIDEO LETS GOO
I don't know if you two have played Darktide yet, but if not, the main "healing station" in the game is a medicae servitor that's fused to a stationary machine that injects you with healing fluid, and retracts back inside the machine when it's out of juice. The only thing is, sometimes when it retracts back into the medicae station you can hear it saying stuff like "Can you take me with you? Please, I am so lonely." Or "System failure. Why does it hurt? Help. Help. *Help."*
"I can feel pieces of my mind... drifting away..."
12 hour heresy within, 12 hour heresy without
13:00 There's actually a canon 40k Short story titled "Empra" about denizens of a FERAL world having to produce parts for and assemble Imperial starships. None of them know what they're building, why they're doing it, or about anything that lies beyond their planet. All they know is that they have to make screws and load shells for the Empra in the sky.
The Space marine 2 thing is even worse. The blind guy was blinded trying to clean up a fuel spill (after multiple days without rest or sleep) and was to be converted into a servitor as punishment for incompetence. The only reason he didn't get his brain cut up is because someone has to dive into the septic tank and the ad mech consider the job to be beneath a servitors augments.
For a moment i thought you are going to mention, how the admech is likely just severing the connection of self to body from servitors instead of properly mindwiping and destroying it. So there are likely servitors who have their old self just imprisoned deep within, with no way to express themselves.
@@KFPSchnitzelkochTschangoThere's some _sad_ lines from medicae servitors in Darktide.
@LexYeen "It hurts... why it hurts??"
If they rearrange the display shelf Isyander could have a little Horus & Guilliman on his shoulders. One tells him to start a heresy and the other tells him the objectively best way to file his taxes.
I hope he does it whenever they finally get painted
Koda 100% thinks of fingers when he bites into a crisp baby carrot
So do the night lords
Chat, is preysight just eating your carrots?
@@dr.stronk9857night lords think of baby carrots when they bite into fingers so not quite the same lol
@@williamknight5691 true
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Me as a PTSD Guardsmen seeing the treatment center next to the Servitor Factory.... "I'm suddenly okay with seeing my buddy Flayed by a night lord in front of me"
Edit. Since this comment is getting traction 24 hour Horus Heresy Video, Tau for the next video and lets have Isyander be the Hype man for Erebus so I can say "Where is your God Emperor now?!"
That was basically my exact thought, and the only part of this video where I got uncomfortable 😂. I have severe PTSD and just imagined going to take a grippy sock vacation after being told they have a 100% success rate on "curing" PTSD nightmares, getting out of the car, seeing the servitor factory literally attached to the hospital strip mall style, and going "....you know what, I can just stay awake the rest of my life."
But I also get the feeling it's like 1950s rules though. Woman crying for no real reason? They just alert the black van. Hear literally one sleep scream from a former guardsman? Black van.
Having a brief facial expression of grief while looking at a photo of your deceased spouse who was in the guard? Black van.
And I'm sure there a couple servitors just to alert the black vans.
“Have faith word bearer”
@@zackaryswain1906thats vile
This unit registers enjoyment of koda learning of the blessing of cogitation upon the menials
I like the theory that the Machine rebelion in 40K was an I robot style rebelion rather than a Terminator style rebelion. Machines that were programmed to protect human life learned of the warp and the threat it posed and all they could do to try and fulfil their programming was to A) try and force a galactic factory reset by wiping out all life in the galaxy and then re-seeding humanity after the warp has calmed down. Or B) Give humanity a forceful push into transendance by uploading their minds and then purging the fleshy soul filled part that is connected to the threat.
I fucking love your theory, I’m running with it
Might be
so... Aeldari Exodites or Necrons and instead they got Ork-ed?
It's possible because as I understand things the revolt of the men of iron wasn't really coordinated or unified. According to some lore not every AI and robot revolted either.
I'm almost positive it was outright confirmed by GW in one of the earlier books that the AI realized what the warp was, and it's ability to corrupt convinced AI the only way to save anything was to obliterate most of sentient life
The emperor demands a 12-hour Horace heresy episode containing nothing but slander
10:05 that's not actually what dark age of technology means, the dark age of technology WAS actually those good times you were talking about and was the golden age of humanity but due to the Age of Strife most of that tech is lost. Hence the term, DARK age.
Great video though!! +1 vote for the fish people
12 hour Horus Heresy video! For the dark gods!
heresy
12 hours of the horse inventing the heresy
FOR KARL!
I like how the first half of the video isn't about servitors. That is exactly what I love about this channel.
We need a World Bearers episode so Koda can understand why we love Erebus and his plot armor
Who the hell is we?
Erebus should explode
@@EpidemicPain His plot armor is too strong 🤣
Fuck Erebus, all my homies hate Erebus.
Love or Hate, Erebus's plot armour is strengthened by his fame.
I think you mean we love to hate Erebus. If someone actually likes that literal definition of the worst being in this galaxy you will be made into a servitor.
When you realize robocop is a movie about a malfunctioning servitor
Is that an SR-71 model kit!? That’s my favorite plane! It can sustain speeds of mach 3.2 for hours, can cross the USA in an hour, and can fly higher than any other plane. Even now it’s unsurpassed in speed and altitude.
I’m going to choose the greater good and vote for the Tau.
(Btw the Mass Effect Reapers video isn’t in the podcast playlist)
That quote about the admech techpreist from space marine 2, its even more messed up and has more to it than how koda put it there, the blind meanial asked the techpreist for some new cybernetic eyes, tech priest said "HA!... No. go swim in sewage, it's required you're blind, and you're missing the eyes you don't need, so ideal. if you have a problem with that, perfect, we always need servitors, the choice is yours" the meanial says "i suppose ill report to sanitation then" the grimest of dark trolly conundrums
Correction the kumquats that go through the trap door are ground up into paste to serve as fertilizer for the kumquats that go to their greater purpose
My vote is for the Tau. Give me the blue boys!
Also, my favorite type of Servitors are the luxury ones, such as the ones that serve wine and peel grapes.
I remember hearing one 40K short story where a Noble heir visiting a forge world was servitorized after he reflexively insulted the Magos upon sight of the human suffering. Even Nobility isn't a protection. and it wasn't an accident either, as the Magos saw him being dragged away and smiled cruelly.
I think that one was written by Warrior Tier though, I don’t think it’s canon.
@@passchen-fail3704 40k can't decide what is and isn't canon.
Mmmmm Koda suffering on a servitor video, glorious!
"Abomination" by Vox in the Void should be an addendum to this video.
Sometimes people get servitorized into toys for the children of nobility, as is depicted in "The Bookkeeper's Skull".
Good god who came up with that!?
@@kevinwalker6840 in universe? Some noble who doesn't think the "common folk" matter or are in fact people.
Not sure what author that Gw or the black library had hired when making this as a concept.
@@henrypaleveda7760 Sorry. Yes I was thinking about the real person who first had that thought.
@@kevinwalker6840 Justin D Hill is the author of the book. As for the in-universe reason, many noble houses buy specialty-made servitors from the Mechanicus for a myriad of different purposes. A toy servitor would be able to animate and play with their masters, unlike a real toy, and as such would be much sought after. They could also serve as a secret guard for the heir should they come under assault, as many servitors are equipped with hidden weaponry to defend the nobility they serve under, should the need arise.
@@aviongris4233 and eccelriachy has servitor make more sisters as well you knwo they had many purposes
What's funnier is the guy that went blind is arguing against the tech priest to not clean the shit pipe and the tech priest asks "do you volunteer to become a servitor then?"
Give us the 12 hour hours heresy. For 12 days of Christmas, 12 one hour long videos every day.
We needs it
Ooof, bud, don't hurt them with that.
"Put the circular brain in the square casing"
I think the tau deserve their time to shine as much as I want to learn about the crimson fists
The commisars are here telling me I'll be made into a servitor if I don't say something about the 12 Hour Horus Headache. They have a laspistol to my head telling me to vote for them.
Are you sure those are comissars?
@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 yes mine is jsut behind me and having his laspistol on my cranium if we would have would have 12 horus heresy video of 12 hours after thta i still ahve 3 hours of comabt before i become gum to glogcl the retical tanks treads it is fun being gaurdsmen
"Oh no! Jared's lasgun misfired and hit the commissar instead of the eldar."
"The commissar stood 50 meters behind Jared...and those are Orcs."
"That's why it's a critical malfunction. Machine spirit broke. Have a mechanicus look at it!"
@@nickelglasses700 not the comissar does that mean well do combat whove lcharge that is suicidal because were 775th Kriegsmen brigade
@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 They're graduates of the Ciaphus Cain School of Commissary
I just realized robocop is a servitor
Yeah pretty much
kinda yea, huh
with some parts of his freewill in tact
Holy shizzle he is.....😮
Yup.
I must be a dark elder cuz the amount of joy I got from koda is insane
Okay now that Koda has suffered through a servitors episode. Arise my tau brothers FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
ISYANDER!!! GIVE US THE DAEMONCULABA HALLOWEEN BOOK READING YOU PROMISED, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
(He promised to do this at the end of the Daemonculaba episode)
actuslly yeah! he's done enough psychic damage to us and koda, he should partake this time lol
I cast my vote for the Tau! And also for the Greater Good that is the 12 hour Horussy video.
Oh boy man made horrors that I can unfortunately comprehend
20:35 As someone who works in the tech field, I can confirm that here in the year of our lord, 2024, I've walked into customer server rooms and found fucking CRT monitors hooked up to the damn server.
Been watching since you did the disturbing 40k lore iceberg i love your content im trying to find a friend I can convince to be my Koda. I also beg for a 12 hour Heresy video
Comment in the Community PSA post to get more exposure for this request.
"Doors is Brains" I love how Ava from Numbskulls describes Servetors as Humanity's Squigs
At this point, despite my hubris in doing research to be able to teach my girlfriend about it. You have to deal with my pain as well. 12 hour Horsey!
I’m so happy this one won the poll. Can’t wait to see Koda have another existential crisis! I’ll throw in my vote for the Tau they deserve a break.
Let the T’au have their day and it be followed by a 12 hour Horus heresy video!!
"We don't actually know what happens to it!"
While true, there is a food called "CORPSE STARCH" that we DO know of!
Tau and 12-hour heresy video, please!
A vote for the Tau is a vote for the greater good!
KODA! GIVE ME A 12 HOUR HERESY VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
@keegangundam8113 the custodes agree with you civilian go on to make it happen as I am your shield until it is done.
12:24 in the heresy book "descent of angels" there is a great piece of art that has a chain blade wielding mideval knight
I'm here still praying for the day the tau video might see the light of day
15:00 this isn't true at all. 40k has extremely advanced computers. Like E.X.T.R.E.M.E.L.Y. advanced computers. Look at the people that have cables in their heads. Look at Perturabo. Those are all hyper advanced machines streaming data from computers directly into their head. Servitors are not the most advanced tech. It's just the easier to produce than computers.
Maybe the human brain in 40k is seen as a [potential] cybernetic operating system. So humans are just unrealized robots and robots are just unrealized humans,
human - (#*?) = robot + (#*?).
Play with the formula and you can get servitors or AI.
Wow, this is the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos! 1minute after upload!
Koda catching Isyander on the "all you need to know" was such a great way to get him back for his reaction to his joke earlier lol he also saw that coming
Crimson Fists "I havent lost my vote brother its right over there"
26:06 is the highest Isyanders voice has ever gone.
The War Master demands a 12-hour retelling of the Horus heresy. Obey or be obliterated in the decay and fire of Istvan 3.
A vote for the Tau, a vote against the crimson fists
Also, "The way the imperium deals with fruits" is a DANGEROUSLY charged sentence Isyander
WE ARE HAVING A TAU EPISODE. I do not care that this is a democratic poll, the Etherials will rig it in their favor for the greater good!
I blame you two for my death spiral into the 40k fandom. Came across your shorts on tiktok, moved to here on TH-cam, picked up Space Marine 2, and now I'm learning the Deathwatch and Rogue Trader TTRPGs
I'm gonna offer the olive branch, a vote for T'au. I will also proffer the idea of a book club for Flesh and Steel. It's a pretty good novel, and the novel is whete the scene of the kumquat being tazered into a pit came from. The main character is just as uncomfortable with the goings-on there as Koda was.
A Tech-Priest would see Koda counting binary on his hands and either immediately servitorize him, or call him a saint of the Omnissiah and chuck a red robe at him.
Please, Tau. Tau or Horace Heresy 12 hours.
The Commissariat requests a video. Caiaphus got one.
The "mixer" is called a mechanical mixing unit. The UH-60 has the same thing. It takes input from the flight controls and routes the output through rods, levers, and cables to the component being controlled. For helicopters it can take cyclic movements which controls pitch and roll, routes through the mixer to the swashplate to the rotor blades so you can turn and climb and such.
12 hour Heresy. Much like Cain, you cannot escape your glorious purpose. For the emperor!!
I'm digging the long hair Koda. You two are great. Always a refreshing, calm take on 40k lore.
I would like to see a video on the Tau! Also 12 Hour Horus Heresy Video when you're ready :)
I hope we get a leman russ episode someday. He seems so cool and I love hearing isyander go crazy about the puns being made
Votes for the Tau! And a 12h Heresy video as well!
Candle facrory tour in the 41st millenium: Where do you get your raw materials for your candles? Oh, that's just the leftover fat from the corpse starch production.
Tau need a W. The imperium receives too much love!
Vote for Tau 2024!
7:17 Quick idea for a community stream. One stream (series maybe) where you build all the figures from your display wall. Would be interesting I think. :)
I'm postponing my vote for the Heresy video to vote for the Tau. Koda deserves his mech suits after this.
@@IncarnateSable do not relent he may have his tau after he hast completed the 12 hour heresy video
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, 12 hours for the Horus Heresy video
I'd call that Anachropunk, based on the juxtaposition of seemingly chronologically exclusive elements. It looks cool and surreal in a comprehensible way.
I think Schizo tech is another useful term
I just want to share this, I have; "Lion El Jonson, Rogal Dorn, Leman Russ, and Roboute Guilliman from Joytoy." And i purchased them from that exact order. Wonderful and reputable purchase i may add. I love them.
The Tau
*Ps* I've never voted for any of these wonderful and yet informal videos. 😊
Also, used to work on CRTs when I worked on arcade games. There have been color tvs for quite some time. Like the first ones were from the 50s through rca but were crazy expensive compared to other units. For arcades they got around color in a really cool way. Some of the 70s and early 80s games would have an upwards facing monitor that would reflect off of a mirror that had colors and designs on it. My favorite example is the original space invaders cabinet.
I feel like this video happened because people want to mess with koda
Thats exactly why, as Isyander put his finger on the scales for it to happen.
It's worth noting, the admech doesn't bother with anesthesia, because they believe it would be a waste of resources
Tau time Tau time please God I just want Tau time.
Never did i expect a Lorax pun in regards to the creation of Servitors, gave a good chuckle :')
13:06 Anachronism.
Not only did you deliver on making Koda sad, but now I know what Stroggification is. What a win!
The Tau... Suit for the greater good!
To adapt a quote from the servitor book, which adds another fun layer to the whole thing and also gives more insight into the admec way of thinking: "I doubted the Adeptus Mechanicus provided anaesthetic for the kumquats, for the same reasons they would not dull the pain of a nail under the hammer."
Alpha Legion when?
They’ve always been here
dude that was the first episode
@@tracesosebee5485 yeah that “it could’ve been worse stuff” it was an elaborate Alpha Legion Episode.
Bro what’s the alpha legion
Hydra Dominatus brother 🐲🐉🐲
Throwing my vote for the Tau and the Commissars. Also for the War in Heaven.
T'au were in first because you have cultivated a fanbase that loves mechs. We like seeing Koda suffer more unfortunately. That said, T'AU MECHS, FIRST IN LAST OUT.
Anti-vote for the Crimson Fists.
I find it amusing that Horus is the devil sitting over Isyander's left shoulder and Guilliman is the angel on his right.
31:55 the silence was loud
On the topic of machine spirits: They're left quite vague since they cover quite a wide variety of things. Sometimes it's LITERALLY an "ok" warp entity that is tied to the machine. Other times it's a very rudimentary AI. Other times it's a screaming brain in a jar that has to be occasionally concussed before it begins to glitch it's screen in a desperate cry for help.
As for the main point of the video, I actually quite enjoy the concept of servitors. So much so that I've adopted a similar fate for low-end service workers in my cyberpunk setting. Serviles, as they're called. They started as a means to reuse prisoners for menial labor due to the overpopulation and flagging profits of prisons. They were supposed to only be applied to death row or life prisoners. However that classification steadily widened as time went on, and the profitability of having an indentured cast that was altered to only feed on nutripaste and/or a charging pad was. Eventually turning into a "you're either rich or a servile" kind of situation that was a major driving force behind the riots which finally toppled that era.
The first step is a gene therapy to turn people into a specific artificial race of cute and cuddly bipedal creatures to assist in the dehumanization process and increase their marketability. You'd best believe there were limited editions of certain coloration and patterns. After that the limbs would be removed, replaced with a socketted system to enable easy swapping of in-built equipment. A spinal tap is added to enable direct connection for skill software so you can train them for whatever jobs you need up to a certain skill level. After that a couple spikes are driven into their temples with a mild reinforcement applied to prevent bumps from being fatal. These spikes also anchor their visors and house a few things. Primarily an extension system for their inbuilt computing system as well as a steady drip of ceratonin to keep them docile. A common punishment for operating outside their orders is to turn on this drip. Inducing intense depression and anxiety that makes one wish for death due to the guaranteed addiction it enforces. After that they're opened up to have much of their organs replaced or augmented for their new task. The visor hides their face and acts as their visual connection to their inbuilt computers. This also allows for more cartoonish emotive expression to assist in the dehumanization process. Their inbuilt "management" software makes them largely incapable of violence unless authorized. Monitoring every action and word at all times for deviation with swift punishment and correction. Once their processing is done, they're shipped off to where they will serve pretty much any duty that would normally be handled by service, menial labor, trade, or clerical tasks. They were often employed as basic police forces when outfitted for violence just simply because it was cheaper and they were more expendable.
In the time after this practice was abolished, they're being slowly reintegrated. However the process was largely irreversible. Their management software was removed, but people do still undergo the process willingly. There are *some* benefits. Mostly the durability and capacity to survive in what remains of the world. As they are actually capable of being in space or other hazardous environments without protective equipment. Short of being dunked directly in acid or lit on fire anyway. Just uh... may want to give them a wide berth after they've been in an irradiated zone. Metal tends to retain radioactivity. The corporations and revolution left the world absolutely blasted to shit save for some city centers. The government that took over after has caused it's own issues as well. The whole vampire/zombie plague up in the russia equivalent of the world as well as the giant fuck off kaiju starting to wander over from various sources are both kinda their fault.
Tau time has come
I had to listen to the "sometimes the peel is no good" line like 4 times before the horror dawned on me. Thanks for the psychic damage, I&K.
I VOTE FOR THE T'AU! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Computers are not outlawed cogitators are everywhere but to keep their machine spirits from becoming self aware they are supposed to be backed up and wiped regularly 😂
TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU!!!!!!!!!!!
Missile guidance systems are actually pretty low tech in the grand scheme of computing things, you could absolutely do one with a graphing calculator. The tricky bits are just the gyroscopes used to tell it how its moving, which definitely isn't computers, just some fancy whetstone bridges, whatever sensor it has for seeing where its target is, and for advanced ones the bluetooth between the missile and the radar which is tracking where its target is. And aside from the Bluetooth, all of that is WW2 tech.
Of course, you can also get a pigeon to guide a missile for you, so it could very well be that they just cram a servitor into the missile and get it to guide it to the target.
Tau battle suits please!!