Captain sauce in order to marry first love you need to call her before riding the car, but as you can see the friend you call is random, so if you really want to marry her avoid making unnecessary friends. Just pick one from the beginning just so can you fill the friendship gauge.
I love Rockstar Baby’s Kurt Cobain look. Also you sounded so pained when the police lady turned cute, it was hilarious. Hell, this whole video was hilarious. 😂 Congrats on achieving the perfect life! Although I would love to see other careers just to see what they’re like.
The perfect run: Get max stats in childhood, pick very first hobby ASAP, befriend highschool crush, get any job, be rich in your job, don't buy flowers, don't buy a car, propose as much as possible to stall for time, marry childhood friend, have a family, don't die of smoking, max all life areas, buy most expensive house, die happy.
hey! if you want the hobby/friends/family stats to be at max, if you select the first hobby possible and start immediately, every time you either make a friend or read comics or play the rock papers scissors game, you gain friendship level, if you are a stay-at-home dad, for every recycle that you pick up, you lose some happiness, but you gain a level-up for family, if you manage to get it just right, you can get all of the things to max.
As he continues playing this game, Captain Sauce sounds more and more like a concerned parent. “If he focused a little more on his hobbies we would have been a whole lot better off... Not gonna complain...”
It's actually impossible to max everything. You can, if you delay in all choices possible, get 2 things to green leaving 1 to red. So you need to choose between the "perfect life" where you get a hobbie, listen to friends and is a good husband OR get a life with 2 perfect choices and 1 poor choice (like, ignore hobbie, get friends and family to max, or live alone and get hobbie and friends to max)
You can take a personality test in the main menu that changes your choice outcomes and ending messages. And even your appearance! Ex: logical personality makes you wear glasses and think more Like so he can see
You can actually buy more life (in a way), you can buy this thing in the shop that makes the clocks appear alot less and it makes it easier to last longer in old age.
I noticed the time you avoided the first set of cigarettes that spawned in a zone, no more spawned until the second work zone. Then you hit one and it spawned lot of them.
You say the band didn’t show up, but did you not notice the guys with blond hair in the crowd, I believe they were the band. By the way, to get the perfect life, you can buy things for the home, they make the health meter go down lower, do that and you will die slower.
The "a minivan that's smushed " is cold a mpv and yes I'm a car guy and I also really like your videos I've watched your channel for about 2 years and it is very funny I laugh at almost every video and cap please bring back west of loathing is one of my favorite series besides some job Sim which was the first year as I watch and a few other games included but I hope you also bring back the Gigi button cuz I watched an older video and I was like oh yeah that exists so please do that now
Hi Captain sauce very good video as always can you please countinue minecraft and continue this game please it's very good I love your vid I would like you to do all of the ending
Character names: Rob boss, artist. Soccer bob, soccer player. Rocky, rockstar. Freddy fire, fire fighter. Chuck chopper, police officer. Danny dentist, softer. Timmy teacher, teacher.
If you become a homemaker your family bar will go up like crazy when you do chores so you only need to invest 1 or 2 points into your family and focus on the other important things
Game: smoking is a grave that sells itself.
Captain Sauce: *WhAaT!?!*
Lol
true
You never played Tuber Simulator
Smoking has thousands of drugs
Dakotta Faulk I know my mom smokes and I try to stop her
The fact that this game makes you jump frantically to achieve things... more accurate description of life than I thought
Captain sauce in order to marry first love you need to call her before riding the car, but as you can see the friend you call is random, so if you really want to marry her avoid making unnecessary friends. Just pick one from the beginning just so can you fill the friendship gauge.
Step 1: Get max friends
Step 2: Start doing hobby
Step 3: Become homemaker for free family points
Sauce: *makes 7 videos on Life is a Game*
Bitlife:Am I a Joke to you?
Not gonna lie, I would love to see him play more Bitlife :D
@@Mumblesvideos same
You had everything, then cancer just took it away.
the intro was smoking
So basically:
Captainsauce:U took everything from me
Cancer:I don't even know who u are
Never have I heard the phrase "gold plated nipple rich" in my life before.
I have
@Chaos lmao good luck
These people have kidnapped a ton of babies and had dressed them up.
Nugget loves watching Captain Sauce being cruel to the world but sweet to his wife
Same Nugget
the pretty lily
It CAN get better than that, you can have a *they looked up to him in awe* in the end screen
My default reaction is also to scream in pain lol! Makes work at the office interesting haha!
*Loud scream*
"Everything ok in here?"
"Just thinking about my future, don't worry about me haha"
I love Rockstar Baby’s Kurt Cobain look. Also you sounded so pained when the police lady turned cute, it was hilarious. Hell, this whole video was hilarious. 😂 Congrats on achieving the perfect life! Although I would love to see other careers just to see what they’re like.
If you tap jump in a car something happens
Is it a car accident
What is it?
Wow most people thought you died if you did that....neat
It just boost the releation of the car you have nothing else.
@@mynameisearlitsatvshowlookitup Exactly what I was just about to comment🤣
"Oh No I DiEd Of CanCeR"
-Captain Sauce
Why did the baby look like Felix from kindergarten 2?
Where is teddy?
Princess alice Gacha dead because he killed him
@@nathangelaude4787 or he was aborted
STOLEN COMMENT
Wowwwwwww
In a hole with spiders
Ello mate my name is cap mercury thanks for the applause now its time rock and roll!!!
Ok?
The perfect run: Get max stats in childhood, pick very first hobby ASAP, befriend highschool crush, get any job, be rich in your job, don't buy flowers, don't buy a car, propose as much as possible to stall for time, marry childhood friend, have a family, don't die of smoking, max all life areas, buy most expensive house, die happy.
Captain sauce: i shouldve married her. She isnt going to be their
Also captain sauce: HHHiiiIiIIIIi
You should do more TABS and search for Captainsauce in the workshop
no u
@@probes-arealone This comment is irrelevant
@@kinlaw7220 did you ever see a 6-year old write a relevant comment?
hey! if you want the hobby/friends/family stats to be at max, if you select the first hobby possible and start immediately, every time you either make a friend or read comics or play the rock papers scissors game, you gain friendship level, if you are a stay-at-home dad, for every recycle that you pick up, you lose some happiness, but you gain a level-up for family, if you manage to get it just right, you can get all of the things to max.
captain sauce play more a
untitled goose game
I was just going to say that
I like pandas
@@denispower4874 me to
@@denispower4874 jjhhghuuý
Can you please bring back Kevin i miss him!!!
Who's Kevin again
@@chasethecrusader703 sims
@@chasethecrusader703 Sims 4 character
@@chasethecrusader703 the main character in the sims series
Oh yeah
Wow these is the most money I think I ever saw Captain Sauce make in this game.
Is rock star the best job in the game? Apart from dying from smoking.
Nah the best job is the ceo, you can get up to 8k with that job
16:45 was the first time I've ever heard someone call a digital pregnant lady a "human submarine".
Holy crap!
You actually lived a good & happy live!!!
Thank you
“You’re smoking you little bastard”
Captain sauce-2019
Captainsauce thx for the videos, it helps make my day better
As he continues playing this game, Captain Sauce sounds more and more like a concerned parent.
“If he focused a little more on his hobbies we would have been a whole lot better off... Not gonna complain...”
CAPTAINSAUCE DON'T FORGET TOMORROW "I love you colonel Sanders if finger licking good dating simulator" is coming out tomorrow you must play
I loved the fact that at the end his voice tone rose by 10x every time a new screen showed up XD
And tonight on stage, Kyle Gass, Jack Black and some lonely guitar guy!!!
"takes forever to get the girl he want"
Captain sause:I'm a rocket star I can get away with it
"rocket star"
"It cant get any better" you see get all 3 circles you get the best ending
Cap: YES. I married car lady!!! :D
Me: some might call her....Carla....
His voice getting higher and higher at the end had me dieing
you can't be chasing people when your a human submarine.(slow claps in the distance)
There's never enough time, but always a box.
It's actually impossible to max everything. You can, if you delay in all choices possible, get 2 things to green leaving 1 to red. So you need to choose between the "perfect life" where you get a hobbie, listen to friends and is a good husband OR get a life with 2 perfect choices and 1 poor choice (like, ignore hobbie, get friends and family to max, or live alone and get hobbie and friends to max)
You can take a personality test in the main menu that changes your choice outcomes and ending messages. And even your appearance! Ex: logical personality makes you wear glasses and think more
Like so he can see
Im apparently emotional
I literally said "Yes" loudly at the end of this video and I was sitting alone in public and didn't care lol.
Captian sauce: music baby is Donald trump
Donald trump:how’d you know!!!!!!
I don't think he said that
No he did
@@fishyfishster5006 okey but I don't believe you
Well you should believe me
@@fishyfishster5006 show me the time when he said it and I will
You can actually buy more life (in a way), you can buy this thing in the shop that makes the clocks appear alot less and it makes it easier to last longer in old age.
You should take the personality test from the main menu it changes how you interact with people.
People:How do you people respont to this so fast he published a minute ago
Me:GAMER POWER BOIIIII
Normal people when they get cancer: ok that’s sad
Captain sauce when he gets cancer: NO I DIED OF CANCER NOOOOOO
I can appreciate the Tenacious D reference at 6:15
I noticed the time you avoided the first set of cigarettes that spawned in a zone, no more spawned until the second work zone. Then you hit one and it spawned lot of them.
You can't chase anyone when your a human submarine - captainsause 2019
I cant be the only one that was satisfied with this ending.
'I put one in you!'
~ Captainsauce 2019
captain sauce has evolved into Johnny bravo
Anyone else got a flashback to one of the early episodes of Life of Kevin where Emma was pregnant? Human submarine. :')
Retire to become a home maker after getting the sweet heart
The intro sums up the life Steve Jobs in like five seconds
How funny would it have been if for that last life it said he was cold hearted for no reason.
I literally just saw the title and not the thumbnail and I knew that I was gonna watch it.
You are the best youtuber ever when I am having a bad day I watch you you make me happy and laugh keep up the good work bro
She not gunner be there she not gunner be there hhhhhhhhiiiiiiii
I love that he can't see the choice bottom on his wife 😂😂
you need to buy the ability to have a sweet heart
Cap thank you for making me so happy when I watch your vids
The police cadet looks so cute in her wedding outfit
Yes I like life is a game, but what happened to minecraft?
And tabs
@@kitty-danger i guess he's waiting for the next era
Azeal flame agreed
@@skrandelg okey
@@requiem7290 mods
"I was gold nipple piercing rich" -CaptainSauce
why are you always happy with your youtube videos don't you know that we all might die on 2020
You’re doing great I love your videos keep doing great
You say the band didn’t show up, but did you not notice the guys with blond hair in the crowd, I believe they were the band.
By the way, to get the perfect life, you can buy things for the home, they make the health meter go down lower, do that and you will die slower.
You didn't get a wife cuz you didn't press the choice button 🤣
Thx cap, this made my day happy
Smoking makes you die fast when you old in this game
The "a minivan that's smushed " is cold a mpv and yes I'm a car guy and I also really like your videos I've watched your channel for about 2 years and it is very funny I laugh at almost every video and cap please bring back west of loathing is one of my favorite series besides some job Sim which was the first year as I watch and a few other games included but I hope you also bring back the Gigi button cuz I watched an older video and I was like oh yeah that exists so please do that now
Hi Captain sauce very good video as always can you please countinue minecraft and continue this game please it's very good I love your vid I would like you to do all of the ending
7:02 every middle schooler
Oh trust me. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THINGS IN THIS GAME
i love this game. I love learning caps type through this game lmao
You can hit choise near the stairs in the house to go upstairs.
your voice got higher and higher as you went on with the ending! XD
Yay more life is a game I love this I been here since the first episode of The Life Of Kevin
You took 2 steps this week, that’s 2 more then last week
The guy who is at dam door is giving food
In school there's a choice when you come and boors open
The guy at the door is offering you cocaine
who else noticed, he has a normal baby, but with golden clothing?
I watch all your vids your videos really help me out when I’m having a bad day. My life has been pretty stesfull
Oh I get it you have to be green in the friend category to get the car girl
"i spoke to her?!?"
-Captain Saucy Beard---2019
me: THE GUITAR IS UNPLUGGED
WROOOOOONGGGGGGGGG
I was gonna watch ur vid but I have to go to sleep lol so I'll watch it later
I miss Kevin and the rest of the family Im sure they would enjoy becoming wizards.
Kevin would probably light the house on fire and scare taco into running away.
Character names:
Rob boss, artist.
Soccer bob, soccer player.
Rocky, rockstar.
Freddy fire, fire fighter.
Chuck chopper, police officer.
Danny dentist, softer.
Timmy teacher, teacher.
Sorry I'm meant docter
I miss the life of Kevin I've been binge-watching three or four times a year
Press jump when your on the bus
The best quote: "i spoke to her! Isn't that enough!?
Do you know you can propose to a girl without flowers.
I think this game's developer must have liked the manga: Haven't You Heard? Im SAKAMOTO
Aren't those Tenacious D on stage rocking with you? :D Nice detail in game, I love it! p.s. I am also big fan of you ♥ Hello from Serbia ^_^
If you become a homemaker your family bar will go up like crazy when you do chores so you only need to invest 1 or 2 points into your family and focus on the other important things
3:18 FINALLY CAR LADY
Is it me or does the rockstar have jhonny bravos hair
I want him to try being a stay at home dads again