Officer Subaru Busts Noel For Stealing Flare's Bathwater on Oozora Police Trial【ENG Sub/Hololive】
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Source (July 9, 2021)
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Subaru: "Even if you heated it, nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from bath water."
Noel: "If it's Flare's I don't mind 👉👈"
I bet marine would like too
“If its Flare’s WE don’t mind 👉👈”
@@riqi2 ""If its Flare's NO ONE mind 👉👈”
2 bowls with extra Flare sauce please
Me: I'll take all the Stock!
Subaru: "You took Flare's bath water and made gyuudon with it!"
Noel: "How is that a problem? Look."
Everyone else at the festival: "EATADAKIMASU!!!"
Subaru: "SHUBA?!"
*insert surprised Shuba face*
"eatadakimasu"
YAMETEKUDASTOP
Careful, coco comin for you later mate
SUMMON THE ANCIENT ONE MINNA
"EATADAKIMASU"
Certain dragon strangles you from another world by the power of her sheer will.
Noel: *Gets arrested for "trying to kidnap" young viewers*
Also Noel: *Tries to kidnap young viewers from Subaru's stream*
Not kidnap, "invite"
Kids, run away. Never look back.
But I remember one stream where she said she actually liked older men(I'm sorry if I just broke someone's fantasy of having noel because your young).
"Virginity is a disease and I have the cure."-- Shirogane Noel, probably.
@@lethimdohisworkforyou1177 >:(
@@lethimdohisworkforyou1177 Yup, Flare definitely older from the rest of us.
Noel: "Don't tell Flare"
The witness: Ok *Files a report*
“Don’t worry we’re not going to tell her, but the police we will…”
I know but she will
Simple defense: "Is there any water missing in the bath tub? Didnt think so."
That's not how that works.
Minecraft: *That is exactly how that works.*
Then explain that to the Millions of Witnesses.
She take flare's bath water and fill it with noel 's water so its fine....
@@RiderGeats too high on asacoco.:p.
@@switchgear100 our waifu/friend.:p.
“I’ll do it again for the third time ” - Noel probably
I'm just imagining noel as goofy going "I'll fuckin do it again"
Noel: “I was using it for my gyoudon!”
*Obesity rates worldwide skyrocket*
"Lifespan increases"
No matter what crime you've done..
Oozora Police know everything and will arrest you
Pekora: *chuckles* im in danger peko
@@rimurutempest2342how naive mah boi... Yakuza wont go down that easily
But oozora police cant aresst coco untill now
@@rimurutempest2342 Was pekora ever caught by Oozora Police? I hope so 😉
Even Iofi & Ame got WANTED status from Oozora Police.
Oozora Police is Space-Time Keeper
"The world is at fault" got a good laugh out of me.
Subaru: "Even if you heated it up, noone wants to eat gyuudon with bathwater"
Everyone: "Delicious, finally some good fcking food"
G’thanks
Noel STONKS 📈
@@wolfpackattack this is haatobasic cookin
Gordon would be proud😏😌
"Noel likes shotas"
*Reject adulthood, Return to SHOTA*
"Yes officer right here"
Shota > loli
@@haiqal5333 I am a police officer 👮
Subaru: even if you heated it, nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from bathwater
Oh innocent Subaru, you underestimate our degeneracy
If anything, Noel should have been arrested for not sharing with the rest of us :P
I dunno, Subaru winks after saying that lol
Impossible... This level.. It's breathtaking! Such exceptional abilities!
ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵍʳᵃˢˢ
The funnier thing is Flare is in the chat, writing "Noel...?" lol
Isn't revealing corporate trade secrets a crime? Danchou needs to throw the ball back to Subaru.
@Mr. Jack The Oozora police doesn't just consist of Subaru; she can be policed by God. Well it's gonna be the court that decides her fate though.
To be fair, it was kind of Danchou who revealed her own corporate trade by streaming it, so Subaru can't be put to court. It would also be the viewer who submitted the report to get arrested even if she did.
@@pierre5176 Technically, Danchou just grabbed Flare's bath water after saying she needed water. The viewer offers what his speculations on the matter and Subaru interrogated Danchou about it in her public stream with a leading question which forces Danchou to confess that it is indeed a secret ingredient. This isn't right as she is making an arrest and not a court case. An interrogation is expected to be private. It is, however, true that Danchou hadn't invoked her right to remain silent.
@Mr. Jack Whoooo watches the watchmen?! Who watches the watchmen?!
Bath water Flare is Best when served with gyuudon
"Noelle Shirogane"
not to mention she did snitch to that one dude watching the stream on tv by yelling "mother, your son watch a lewd anime character with big boobs"
Do you know the Source?
@@BlueRiser it's on Virtualyzm channel
Subaru: "Even if you heated it up, no one wants to eat gyuudon with bathwater"
Me: "Excuse me, did you just say that it's made with bathwater? Another bowl please!"
Lawyer: your honour I plead my client not guilty.
Noel: how old are the subatomo that are in here right now?
Lawyer: F@#*! Ummm........pls lemme try again.
*Everybody votes her guilty*
[FAIL]
"What kind of lawyer did you hire?"
We did it boys, we finally got her
(Applause)
At this point, if noel gets arrested again im sure its a win-win for her.
Ikr Noel now would KILL to be back in that cell
Noel would be the pervert of her generation if it wasn't for Marine.
Marine may be the biggest pervert of her generation but between the bath water and the bunny girl scene,Noel definitely is the kinkiest of her generation
Marine's the most blatant pervert of their generation. Noel is the true pervert. Like a hidden final boss.
@@Hakokoro bunny girl scene?
@@Hakokoro Bunny girl scene sauce nao
Taco Girl: Why not both?
Noel : * Gets arrested for doing stuff with shota*
Also noel at last of video :- I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT AGAIN
Noel: It wasn't me who was wrong....IT WAS THE WORLD!
The world has to change, so I will change it! All will kneel before Flare!
JOJO!!
Subaru’s wink at 3:31 made my day
Noel did nothing wrong…
Thank you for the timestamp
Oozora Police knows
"any last words?"
"Let me just risk raising my sentence further"
Yabe! Danchou is more dangerous toward Shotas, even she wants to get them from Subatomo.
3:29 "Even if you heated it, nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from [Flare's] bath water"
*sweats nervously*
and then Subaru winked
Up to this day, I think Coco was the only one to scape arrest from Oozora police (Okayu got arrested instead), as expected of our eternal yakuza chairwoman. Can anyone confirm this?
got the reports on ame but still trying to catch her
Erofi is also on the run. They might be caught on the next episode tho
sora is not innocent.. accounts of stalking
I think the Yakuza chairwoman won't get caught because she has an army to take care of the business. Sasuga Yakuza Dragon
@@noobie3939 And she graduated ;-;
I need to ask Noel next time to give me some of that bath water ;-;
"I didn't do anything wrong. The world is at fault." is the best defense I've ever heard.
Oh boy, yagoo’s hopes aren’t just shattered. It’s been decimated on an quark level
“Quacks in disbelief” I LOVE when you add those ❤
Noel: come to my house....
Me:
Y
A
B
E
Flare: is lolicon
Noel: is shotacon
Oh yeah perfect couple
Flare a Lolicon? Since when?
Wait what when? I feel like I would've known by now if so...
@@Supernir here's one clip, but there are sooooooooooooooooooo much more FixMKJ8jIUA
Noel: I made gyudon with water from Flare's home.
Everyone: Hmmm .. Ok, Danchou?
Noel: It's Flare's used bathtub water.
Everyone: 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍
Subaru: Nani the Shuba? ಠ_ʖಠ
"I don't want to be in here with Marine", Danchou (guilty with a minor) said while being locked in the cell with the sexually frustrated pirate.
I swear, I can't make this up.
I mean, if you told me this was gonna be a thing, I would have called you insane. Like Arkham Asylum insane, but here we are.
Marine is also a minor, currently in her second season
Officer Subaru: Bathwater does not make food better!
Gura: Now hold up...
Love that she continues the act even after being behind bars
4:58 i love their synchronised laugh KUSA.
subaru: you used the water for cooking??...
noel: it was the cleanest, best pleasure
Subaru: Even if you heated it, nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from bath water.
Everyone: *Objection!*
The fact that she agressively scooped up the water and then swapped items like it didn't happen was what got me.
Noel is a genius, she found the next step after selling bath water: Selling food cooked in the bad water!
“Even if you heated it, nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from bath water”
Hololive fans: 😏
*quacks in disbelief*
XD
Oh man, I love these so much.
I like the idea that Marine never left.
The Subaru PD seems like it bends the rules of time
I feel bad for the noels party members now. Thier all going to suffer now. F to all the bros
Danchou... you shouldn't be "that" type of Onee-san.
"I did it to provide a service."
*No, no. She's got a point.*
We got a new oozora police episode????? Ok time to watch the whole stream
Flare is the only one from 3rd gen who hasn't been arrested by the Oozora Police.
That picture of all of gen 3 in a jail cell together is becoming a reality lol.
Lamy before: selling Noel milk for profit
Noel Now: Selling Flare water for profit
Well, Lamy does claim to be their child, and they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
I don't watch much Noel except for clips. I didn't know she had a cowgirl costume, lmao. Danchou is amazing.
lol nice job shubaru getting noel to say those lines
Nothing is scarier than committing a crime months ago and then forgetting about it, only for you to get caught by the police suddenly.
Judge Shuba: Shirogane Noel, your crime is stealing Bathwater, how do you plead?
Noel: N-not guilty!
Judge Shuba: I thought you'd say that...
Sorry, I just like the thought of Subaru being Judge Dredd.
How many hololive members is she going to arrest. That this speed she'll arrest the entire hololive cast.
Subaru said nobody wants to eat gyuudon made from bathwater but depending on whose bathwater it is (for example: Flare's) I suspect that there are more than a few who would disagree.
I mean, she winked after saying that lol
"I was a businesswoman doing business." - Noel, probably
I miss the Oozora police streams T_T
Well well well, the day of reckoning has finally arrived for Noel...
I love how she used the angry 🌰 picture.
_Realmente se extrañaba este segmento. XD_
Hide your kids. Hide your bathwater. The perverted knight is cominh and nothing can stop her with those immense armor
A certain figure in orange: Haiiiyaaaaa~ I hear my ancestors crying!
I like how Subaru was originally the manager of a sports club…I guess she went up in the world lol
"if you get caught red handed u might as well go all in"
thats why i wear blue gloves
Subaru: you go share the cell with Marine
Noel: LEMME OUTT!!
Subaru: it appear that you are beyond salvation
Noel : hey subatomo, dont tell noel aight?
Flare : okay~
I will sacrifice myself for the greater good and venture out into her house for further investigation
3:26 ill stop you right there Officer.
Ah, so this is before danchou's ahiijo phase huh?
That one corrupt employee of Oozora police after trial: "Ooni-chan, make me one of those and it'll be guaranteed that you'll be free"
I'm surprised Officer Shuba didn't involve that time Noel shoved a Mace up hers as assaulting an officer crime.
Subaru will be colonel instantly for caught so many criminals in short times🚓
She was just providing a service!
Classic Hololive: the innocence from the outside is undeniable but once you actually watch what they’re doing then you see all the horrors you never knew existed
Like this “water” she was just using for cooking
Subaru : no one gonna eat gyudon with flare bath water!!
Chat : are you challenge me?
Noel : shuba?!?!
Rushia, Marine, Pekora, and now Noel, 3rd Gen is absolutely a Criminal Gen
Subaru police outfit when?
I say release her.. those naughty shotas need to be punished
For those that ate the gyuudon, you dined like monarchs that time.
Me: I don't really eat Beef Rice bowls
Noel: It was made with Flares Bath water
Me: HERE TAKE MY MONEY!!! Ill take 20!!!!
Despite my awareness of the clickbait aura surrounding this video title, I watched it nonetheless. I was not disappointed.
hehe..."busts" Noel.
Oozora police needs to teach some of the kids in the audience about stranger danger, sheesh...
took a while for her to get caught huh lol
Damn, this was quick
The things Noel are saying is very convincing and compelling
Tired: Flare Bath Water
Wired: Shota-that-Big-Sis-Noel-lured-into-the-bushes-and-invited-to-her-house-to-take-a-Bath Water
Millionaire : sell bath water
Billionaire : use bath water as secrets ingredient
Subaru, after arresting all Hololive members: Yagoo, are we the baddies?
I really love Oozora police skits
If my memory serves me correctly Kaicho is the only holomember so far that hasn't been arrested and if I'm correct that is amazing
Subaru: Share this cell with Marine
Me: I feel a disturbance.....
Subaru's audience must be a different breed. I would've expected the typical Hololive or even Vtuber fan to exonerate her of such cultured "crimes"
I don't even wanna imagine what people did with all that other gamer girl bathwater....
lol, I missed watching these Oozora Police clips.
It seems Subaru will experienced "butt mace" yet again.