Misheard Lyrics And Made Up Songs. Steve Moris - Full Special

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  • Misheard lyrics and made up songs are Steve Moris' specialty in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Steve Moris' puts his guitar skills and comedy skills into action and is sure to have any fan of music or comedy or both laughing from start to finish.
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  • @abelincoln3287
    @abelincoln3287 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    My youngest son used sing "Africa" by Toto when he was 4 or 5. He would walk around the house singing "I left my brains down in Africa". I would mutter "Apearantly"

  • @amyperusse8951
    @amyperusse8951 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    My son used to sing, “He’s a juice box hero”, instead of “He’s a jukebox’s hero”. Loved it!!

    • @nv7466
      @nv7466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Love it! Thank you for sharing 😂

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's hilarious lmaooo

    • @moni3634
      @moni3634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “Rollin’ down the street chewin’ bubblegum blunts, sippin’ on apple juice. With my mind on my momma and my momma on my mind.” I think I was 12 lol

    • @dancinhorse
      @dancinhorse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I LOVE IT

  • @thegreatgonzo458
    @thegreatgonzo458 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you for your service, comedy, and existence man!

  • @barbarawalsh2875
    @barbarawalsh2875 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +432

    For years, I remember my daughter singing Cher’s gypsies, tramps and thieves, and she sang it gypsies chimpanzees.

    • @BirdDogey1
      @BirdDogey1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      They call her a tramp by Elvis.

    • @jackdupp3181
      @jackdupp3181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂

    • @MrJohnnyDistortion
      @MrJohnnyDistortion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂

    • @bigtenor62
      @bigtenor62 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      And every night all the men would come around "and lay the monkey down"

    • @jackdupp3181
      @jackdupp3181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@bigtenor62 that's actually kinda funny within the context 😂

  • @teresecox4109
    @teresecox4109 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    😂 For years I thought it was Phillip W Freedom! Instead of Philadelphia Freedom. 😂

  • @JohnSmith-ls3um
    @JohnSmith-ls3um 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There was a country song when I was a kid, Don’t Get Above Your Raisin’, that I swore was Don’t Get a Fuzzy Raisin. It came on the car radio one time when I was riding with my dad and I sang what I thought were the lyrics. My dad started laughing so hard, he had to pull the car over. He later said both interpretations were good recommendations. 😂

  • @kornfreak78
    @kornfreak78 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    This guy made me laugh. I don't laugh very often anymore. Thank you, Sir.

    • @nenaelliott8058
      @nenaelliott8058 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I'm sorry you don't get to laugh more. That's really sad cause laughter is the best medicine. I hope life treats you kind. 🤟

    • @tonyboneful
      @tonyboneful 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He makes it look easy, easy like a sunday mormon

    • @TheBiggRiggz
      @TheBiggRiggz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta laugh. I feel you though, life is f'd beyond belief right now, at least in my own sphere of existence. Gotta one way ticket on a fast rocket ship to divorce after 20 years together. I've tried marriage counseling, intensive marriage counseling. I've done my own therapy as well just in case I was the problem. But sometimes there's nothing that can be done. I'm not ready to ingest lead at high velocity or anything, but I've been close. I realized that not only do I have great things to live for, kids to raise and watch build their own families, but life is bound to be so much better once I'm out of the energetic life suckling hole I've been in for the last few years. One of the big big things that's gotten me thru is comedy. Drives my wife nuts that I can manage to laugh when life is so depressing. She's not looking to better herself or anything, seems to be content in the bottom of the gutter where she's at, I think it bugs her that I didn't allow her to drag me in there with her. I can only help so much, but you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
      I can name some great comedians for you if you'd like extra laugh fuel. They're not Dry Bar level though, although one of them somehow managed to do a Dry Bar special, he's a good good friend of mine. Jose Sarduy. Another friend up here in Seattle also did a dry bar a few years ago, Andrew Rivers. Both hilarious guys. They have helped me get thru as well as they always make me laugh and have helped teach me how to laugh at myself.
      Good luck buddy, you'll get thru it. Whatever it is 🤘😎🤘

    • @Stevenowski
      @Stevenowski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Force yourself! 😂

    • @grimmertwin2148
      @grimmertwin2148 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Listen to Crossroads guitar duel as it really sounds.
      Guaranteed laugh.
      Can I recommend Katt Williams, Robin Williams, Greg Chappelle and Richard Pryor

  • @ssenssel
    @ssenssel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I remember something I read on the interwets circa '98, I can't find it anywhere now but it has been living rent free in my head since. They guy wrote on a music forum about misheard lyrics that the first time he heard RHCP's Aeroplane he thought the chorus of the song was "It's my yellow thing.." instead of "It's my aeroplane.." The reasoning for that was he believe the whole band got jaundice on their weeners. 😂

  • @careyashley8309
    @careyashley8309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the funniest comedians I've heard!

  • @garywi.9299
    @garywi.9299 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think I stepped in Katman doo. That's the last I wanted to do. When I tried to get out of here, I stepped in katman doo.

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    This is some of the most brilliant crowd work I've ever seen.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      the first few minutes were full of absolutely painful laughter haha, my ribs ACHE right now!

    • @rubyzuraff7358
      @rubyzuraff7358 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Actually had the crowd doing the work 😂

    • @doublerainbow376
      @doublerainbow376 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ghomerhust same, I haven't laughed this hard in years 😂🤣😂

    • @troyqueen9503
      @troyqueen9503 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brilliant versus bright.

    • @MsAdventure531
      @MsAdventure531 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You think 🤔

  • @olliverklozov2789
    @olliverklozov2789 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "We found love in a homeless place" 💃

  • @321CatboxWA
    @321CatboxWA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Getting it up at the Hotel California, What a nice surprise, right between her ....

  • @machelleromine2850
    @machelleromine2850 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God bless you. Ty for making us laugh.

  • @doublerainbow376
    @doublerainbow376 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    😂🤣😂
    I've finally found my people! 🤗
    A 70's teen, so many songs that we made up our words. We couldn't understand theirs on our radios & 8 track players.
    "Why'd you do in your pants? Woo hoo."

  • @attygarland6909
    @attygarland6909 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I was in my 20s and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" came out (Aerosmith) on the radio, for a long time I thought they were singing, "Do the 'Monkey' Lady" .. as in the '60s dance ... It was only recently when I saw their video that I realized what the song was really about ..

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    Steve Moris goes straight to my top 10 favorites list. Being of the same generation this set really brought back so many fun and happy memories. Thanks Steve and thanks Drybar. ❤❤❤

  • @danatinsley397
    @danatinsley397 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There is a folk song that says "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care" my daughter was saying "Jimmy craped corn and I don't care". 😂

  • @anogaijinjapan6647
    @anogaijinjapan6647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Right now I’m on a Princess ship performing. I stumbled on your video while hanging in my cabin. What a treat 👏👏👏🤣

    • @angelafender
      @angelafender 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I subbed ❤

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    The audience could really sing! Looking forward to seeing Steve on stage at Dry Bar Comedy again. ♥

  • @mariandujsik3893
    @mariandujsik3893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought it was "There's a bathroom on the right" LOL

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    I'm 28 and I got all of these references. My parents waited a long time to have kids and my dad loved to play classic songs on the radio. Now I listen to them too. To quote the great Bob Seger, "Today's music ain't got the same soul."

    • @paulmcnutt6358
      @paulmcnutt6358 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My daughter is 15. I'm 54. She knows 'em all.

    • @endokrin7897
      @endokrin7897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for your service.

    • @marianhutchison596
      @marianhutchison596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For real. I am 71, and my 26 year old daughter likes Elvis and the Beach Boys!

  • @lindalape8493
    @lindalape8493 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks for the steering wheel joke!😂😂 Funny guy! We need to see more of him!

  • @jeffreydurham2566
    @jeffreydurham2566 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My son would sing uptown funky wunky.😆

  • @laurenblainebamartistmgt
    @laurenblainebamartistmgt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That was funny. I loved how you made the crowd do the work for you. Lol
    A fellow singer friend of mine SWORE that the words to I’d really love to see you tonight were, “I’m not talking bout millennium…” instead of, “I’m not talking about moving in…” lol!

    • @lisaporter4017
      @lisaporter4017 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was I'm not talking about my linens. I never could figure that out. What? Sheets, napkins, what?

  • @tasmedic
    @tasmedic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I just died in your arms tonight...
    musta been some kinda cheese"
    "Our Father who art in Heaven..
    Harold be thy name!"

  • @benniedonald
    @benniedonald 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for your service brother veteran.

  • @user-og6le9dc3b
    @user-og6le9dc3b 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love it! Need more from him! Thankyou for the laughs and your service!

  • @JUDYACST
    @JUDYACST 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    I loved ZZTopp's Every girl's crazy bout a Shy Deaf Man. Haha

    • @timothycarey3883
      @timothycarey3883 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ever girls crazy about a shark dressed man.

  • @guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248
    @guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I used to think Def Leopard's starting lyrics for the song "Photograph" went: I'm outta luck, outta love
    Gotta photograph, good to rub (instead of: I'm outta luck, outta love
    Gotta photograph, picture of).

  • @russianroll211
    @russianroll211 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Finally a real comedian. He knows how to Make people get loose. 🤣

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:59 🎶"Drove the Chevy through the levy on the very first try~"🎶

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd love to hang out with this guy.
    We could play guitar, sing, tell dad jokes and do fun stuff with our hair!

  • @DM-uv3sd
    @DM-uv3sd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Congrats on the good news good sir. You deserve it.May God Bless you. Thanks for a great set.👍👍

  • @teresacartwright5406
    @teresacartwright5406 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Every time I've heard Madonna singing it, it still sounds like "Last night I dreamt of some bagels". I LOVE "Baking carrot biscuits"!!! Thanks for posting this - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

    • @DrummerGrrrl
      @DrummerGrrrl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Young girl with eyes like potatoes." I actually thought those were the lyrics.

    • @RubyTwilite
      @RubyTwilite 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Beatles Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds was "...as the girl with colitis goes by..."

    • @charlynegezze8536
      @charlynegezze8536 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Carrot biscuits" made me cry from laughing.

  • @brendahyslop6770
    @brendahyslop6770 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    What a awesome comedian Steve Moris is, I really enjoyed his comedy! Bravo, and thank you for serving!

  • @randywollin5732
    @randywollin5732 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That was good. I enjoyed you and thank you my fellow vet. At least you know I mean it and by the way In 70 so I understood all of your jokes. I'd also add young people don't even know what they missed out on. Reaction music videos really show that.

  • @watchingthewheelsgoround260
    @watchingthewheelsgoround260 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. Thank you for your service sir. 🇺🇸❤️

  • @rogerwachal3718
    @rogerwachal3718 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great performance, Steve.
    I found you when I was surfing you tube

  • @wendyeskelin8765
    @wendyeskelin8765 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I loved the comedy routine. It's always nice to hear that someone is getting their life back on track after a really tough time.

  • @TrixRN
    @TrixRN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I loved this guy! Laughed all the way through & then that piece at the end…his cancer survival & veteran status plus shout out to other vets. Chef’s kiss 😘

  • @ZMacGregor
    @ZMacGregor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    minute and a half in and I'm in tears

  • @elvia3068
    @elvia3068 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He made me really happy thankyou.😂😘

  • @SA-rj4kc
    @SA-rj4kc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Awh I like him :)!

  • @entropic9000
    @entropic9000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    "Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche and a *something* in the night" thats all I heard as a kid and even though I know what it is now thats still all I can hear.

    • @robertlevine2827
      @robertlevine2827 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's how Manfred Mann sang it when they covered Bruce's original.

    • @b.tilson5198
      @b.tilson5198 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Now that I read the word “revved “, I might finally figure out what it really says😂!
      I heard, “Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.”

    • @katherinecrowe8777
      @katherinecrowe8777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Revved up like Deuce, another runner in the night. A Deuce refers to a 1932 Ford car, popularly made into Hot Rods

    • @mr.gutwrench
      @mr.gutwrench 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I can't stand that song, turn it off every time it comes on. Manfred Mann can write the lyrics as "Revved up like a deuce" but we all know for a fact what he really sang was "Wrapped up like a douche" no matter what anybody says.

    • @DangardsBrain
      @DangardsBrain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Somebody covered that song on the soundtrack for Super Troopers 2, and the group that covered it actually sang "wrapped up like a douche" at least once 😂

  • @mahlonedwards6826
    @mahlonedwards6826 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Good stuff ! Salute for your service. Good you survived. And thank you for being you and sharing! Lotsa laughs !! Music&Comedy,
    Forever!! Well here it is!

  • @nymalous3428
    @nymalous3428 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    I just got back from a funeral for a friend's father. You had me laughing at several points and smiling throughout. Stay well.

    • @JohnA.Zoidberg
      @JohnA.Zoidberg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same here. Couldn't stop laughing out loud. Though the other people at the service didn't seem to get it. Their loss I say.

    • @susansamsel8080
      @susansamsel8080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sorry for your loss, thankful for your laughter

  • @gsdfan8455
    @gsdfan8455 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Funny stuff.

  • @jamiloy7769
    @jamiloy7769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    So funny! Never saw him before. I was hoping he had his own channel but so far I can only find him on Dry Bar. I'd love to see more of his performances. A great comedian is an amazing way to get into a better mood! 🙂👋👍✌️💗

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This was awesome!!! I have a few to share! 🤣
    "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief!
    Dirty Deeds and they're Thunder Chief!" 🤣🤣🤣
    "Whoa, we're halfway there, Whoa, oh, there's a lizard in a chair!"
    "Ooohhh, we've got to hold on to what we've got! It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not!"-Livin' On A Prayer-Bon Jovi
    I'm 57, my ex is 59. When he was a kid, when the song (You) Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate would come on the radio, he thought they lyrics,
    "I believe in Milk Duds (instead of miracles), you sexy thing!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    ~APRIL LIPKE

    • @parlorseries4864
      @parlorseries4864 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup, me too about Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. I still like it that way better!

    • @jameslipke354
      @jameslipke354 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@parlorseries4864 One day I was laughing about "misheard" lyrics and my husband said, "It's really not that funny." I replied, "It really IS that funny when I'm singing along with the lyrics I've "heard" for so many years thinking "the audacity of these bands and solo artists not even knowing the lyrics to their own songs after all these years!" So yes, yes it is that funny when you look at it from that perspective!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      ~APRIL LIPKE

  • @myjeevie
    @myjeevie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wonderful comedy and musicianship Steve Moris. Thank you to you and your pals for your service to our country, and all best wishes for your best of health. Hope to see another video from you soon.

  • @dawnmorris3718
    @dawnmorris3718 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    As a teenager we sang...there she was just a walking down the street singing, "Do what daddy did to mommy to get me"..

    • @samgibson684
      @samgibson684 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😆😆😆😆😂😁

    • @kathygolas2791
      @kathygolas2791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sweetpealee056
      @sweetpealee056 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheZotmeister
      @TheZotmeister 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WOW, bravo

    • @lorenavelvet
      @lorenavelvet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's awesome!!! 😂

  • @nv7466
    @nv7466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I thought that song by Genesis "That's All" was saying "That Song." I sang it that way up until about a year ago when my car display showed what was playing on the radio! 😂 First time I've had a fancy car like that.

    • @mayalove3364
      @mayalove3364 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh shoots I thought it was That Song until right now reading this😅

  • @1edgeman76
    @1edgeman76 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Ok, this guy DID NOT get the laughs he so rightly deserved!!!! Great Job!!! I would buy a ticket to watch you anytime!!!

  • @TheRealJessicaValerio
    @TheRealJessicaValerio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    From one cancer survivor to another, congrats my friend!!! (I’m a 3x cancer survivor… kidney cancer… had my left kidney removed, and in my intestines twice.) So proud of you and so happy for you! It takes strength, courage, and determination (and soooo many other things) to beat cancer. Prayers for your ongoing health!! Thank you for your service in the Air Force!! My Dad and all his brothers also served. They made AF history. The Tison Brothers. They were the first in the history of the Air Force to have had ALL the sons in the family (there was 5 of them) serve in the same unit at the same time. I’ll find you on fb or Instagram and send you the pics of the big Air Force article written about them with 2 pics of all of them on base together in it!

    • @myjeevie
      @myjeevie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a phenomenal family history. And thank you to you and your family for your service. Wishing you the very best in your health.

  • @MyMelinaaa
    @MyMelinaaa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Im 35 and I knew every song and reference ...I was born in 87 but honestly nothing is better than the old stuff 🤷 lol

    • @tophernuttle420
      @tophernuttle420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This!!!

    • @NoMaloneUnturned2
      @NoMaloneUnturned2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm 24 and I knew every song and reference. You're a year older than my sister. Your parents probably influenced your taste in music, like mine did.

  • @chrisdowdle9326
    @chrisdowdle9326 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really funny stuff. Your delivery and look are so on point. Hilarious 😂

  • @worldwar2guns
    @worldwar2guns 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    this guy isn't gold he's diamond lmfao i havent laughed so hard in a while.

  • @lindalape8493
    @lindalape8493 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Some pretty fine talent in that audience!!

  • @user-cv2ee4wt6x
    @user-cv2ee4wt6x 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love it love it love it!!!!!

  • @donnakennell5111
    @donnakennell5111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I love this guy! I laughed the whole act

  • @ErickCondecondeerick33
    @ErickCondecondeerick33 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What a cool guy!

  • @laurielyden7327
    @laurielyden7327 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    When I was 14, my best friend Cassie and I discovered AC/DC. My little sister was singing along, "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief." I asked her who Thunderchief was. She thought the song was about an Indian chief. I told her the lyrics were Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Mind blown. She was slightly hard of hearing, so she was always misunderstanding lyrics, but that didn't stop her from singing.

    • @DangardsBrain
      @DangardsBrain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      My brother had a friend that thought it was thirty thieves & the thunder jeep 😂

    • @lisaporter4017
      @lisaporter4017 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dunder cheap. Didn't figure it out tile just a few years ago.

    • @OldLadyRocker
      @OldLadyRocker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dunder kings for me 😂

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I've always sung that song as "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief." I know the correct words, I just like it my way (and your sister's way) better.

    • @lindagunderson732
      @lindagunderson732 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I thought they were saying "dirty jeans done dirt cheap "

  • @geofiggy
    @geofiggy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You're amazing Steve. Great on you as a Colon Cancer Survivor. Thanks for your service. 👊🏼
    God bless you,big guy. 🤟🏼🖖🏼

  • @lindalape8493
    @lindalape8493 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    God bless you for your service! So glad to hear your cancer survivor story!

  • @tahliasgoddaddy
    @tahliasgoddaddy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My grampa had a particular bush from which we were required to cut a switch. We knew what was required. And don't you dare make the mistake of picking a bad switch (either new soft growth or old stiff twig). A good switch was firm with good whip action. If you didn't pick a good one and grampa had to go get one himself, it was gonna be much worse. My cousin once went and instead of getting a switch climbed a tree knowing grampa was too old to climb after her. Grampa told her, "That's ok. You'll get hungry."
    She did. Came back around dinner time. But when grampa was through with her, she didn't want to eat.

  • @user-rt4ks5xr6w
    @user-rt4ks5xr6w 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My buddy used to sing “playing twister in the sun” instead of blister in the sun! Still makes me chuckle

  • @pi-sx3mb
    @pi-sx3mb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This was gold!

  • @timothythomas8082
    @timothythomas8082 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I'm 50 with only one sibling. I used to upset my 47 year old sister back in 1986 when she was 10 years old by singing one of her favorite songs by the ever so talented Sir Elton John ,but with a little Taxi and Who's The Boss infusion like, "Hold me closer Tony Danza! Count the head lice on the highway! Baby Donna, she's so splendid! Ya had a business day today!" Hahahaha! She'd let me know pronto that I was singing it all wrong. Then I'd go back into my room and my 13 year old self would stare at the Teeny Bopper magazine page that I carefully removed from the magazine and Scotch taped to the wall of 13 year old Alyssa Milano and pray that one day she'd be my boss. 🥰 🤣

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha I’ve definitely heard the Tony Danza in that song as well.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Oh, kiss me. Beneath the milky twilight. Lead me out on the moonlit floor. Lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fart-flies dance from a silvers moon’s sparkling. So kiss me.”

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Yeah, on _Friends_ .

    • @claudedalton8970
      @claudedalton8970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I DON'T THINK TOO MUCH OF THE "WOKIE FROM MUSKOGEE" NAMED alyssa milano! ELTON KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT 'MOST OF THE TIME"! AND ACTUALLY PLAYED AT RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING! Elton said, 'Life is about building bridges, not walls.' "...UNLIKE alyssa milano!

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@claudedalton8970 “Elton keeps his mouth shut, most of the time anyways.” Are you suggesting that folks should shut up about their politics or just artists? Either way it’s a dumb way to view things and I dare you to tell a musician to “shut up and sing.” Btw, Elton did it for the love of two people, not necessarily because it was Rush. In fact there’s no doubt in my mind that he hated Rush. Trust me, 99% of us are glad he’s dead/gettinf eaten by the worms. Obviously you’re the type that wants women to shut tho, as yall always have and even wanna own what a woman has to do with her reproductive system. 🐓 🍭

  • @jeffnelson9420
    @jeffnelson9420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Thank you for your service 👍 Your comedy is great 👍 Prayers for continued health. Thanks for sharing and have a Blessed Day!!!

  • @jasmin-elizabethblakeney4169
    @jasmin-elizabethblakeney4169 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Lather up the walls & rotate!
    😂😂💀😂😂

  • @MakerBees333
    @MakerBees333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    ❤❤❤🎉 always a great day when a full special drops on the YT! 🙏 Thank you for all the good smiles.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    So rare to hear somebody explain why their jokes are funny and doing so with dignity. The explanations were even more hilarious 😄
    Keep beating the odds, no matter the challenge, and being the hero that you are. By the way, a full-length album of those *rough draft* songs would be amazing! I’d buy it 😎

    • @1LineAtATime
      @1LineAtATime 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ❤Right?!

  • @MartharadicallysavedbyJesus
    @MartharadicallysavedbyJesus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My daughter would sing "I have the George, George, George, George down in my heart!"

    • @doublerainbow376
      @doublerainbow376 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂🤣😂
      & God's first name is Howard
      Because the Lord's prayer says so.
      Our father who art in heaven,
      Howard be thy name.

    • @MartharadicallysavedbyJesus
      @MartharadicallysavedbyJesus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@doublerainbow376 my daddy's name is HOWARD too !

  • @rochelleesser7961
    @rochelleesser7961 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    In the eary 1980s my husband and I were playing a Queen album, and as "Death on Two Legs" was playing, his toddler niece bounced through the room singing, "Step on Two Eggs!" 😂

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      LOL 😂 probably needs hearing Aides like me i was born too early 6 months in 1964 I'm now 59 years ago. I mean now

  • @rickshorrock6046
    @rickshorrock6046 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Actually, on the DVD release of John Fogarty's "Premonition" stage performance, he purposely inserted "there's a bathroom on the right," when singing "Bad Moon Rising." The audience laughed hysterically, and I confirmed his intentional gaff by replaying the video after turning on the DVD subtitles.

  • @artwatts3670
    @artwatts3670 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm going to hell for laughing at the blind skydiver. Thanks

  • @marianhutchison596
    @marianhutchison596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Steve - I lived in Iowa City, Iowa in the '60's, for Junior High, and my older brother was career Air Force. He is now 75, with Parkinsons. I am 71, and diabetic. Dude, I had a GREAT time tonight (April 2, 2024) singing along with you, and laughing at the misheard lyrics! Thank you for your talent, your courage, and your healing. Stay strong!

    • @BuggJohnson000
      @BuggJohnson000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🫡 🇺🇲
      I hope you gentlemen have many more lovely evenings together. It's nice to be able to experience these things together with strangers across the world.
      I am just old enough to know what it was like before the internet was commonly used around where I live. I was a teen when I really started using it. Even now, I still forget that if I don't know something, I can just... look it up, right then. 😅It's hard to explain to my kid what that's like. I imagine the world has changed for y'all in several ways like that, too, durring your lives.
      I love that the internet can break down barriers between the generations (as long g as we don't let those with vested interests in dividing us keep us separated.)
      You two have a wonderful day. ❤️

    • @allenwalker1379
      @allenwalker1379 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My dad and brother inlaw both did their 20 in the Air Force. Both developed parkinsons.

  • @tomfitzgibbons6947
    @tomfitzgibbons6947 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks!🤣

  • @riverraisin1
    @riverraisin1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Back in the 70's, every time I picked up a Magic Marker I would sing "Got a Black Magic Marker!". So weird to find out I wasn't the only one.😁

  • @annseabolt6645
    @annseabolt6645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    One of the funniest misheard lyrics was my friend’s mom. She thought the lyrics to the Beatles Day Tripper was “she was a state trooper” we thought we would bust a gut laughing

    • @user-rg3kf1ti4m
      @user-rg3kf1ti4m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There was a song by the British group Herman's Hermits called "She's a must to avoid." My friend thought it was "He's a muscular boy."

  • @captaindan1000
    @captaindan1000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mondegreen- a misheard or misunderstood lyric. The word of the day!

  • @annmariemccooey6731
    @annmariemccooey6731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Refreshing and hilarious.
    What an entertainer!

  • @pickleballer1729
    @pickleballer1729 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG! I started laughing about 10 seconds into this and didn't stop until the end... well the colon cancer part, anyway. I love the audience participation.

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When I was a stoned teenager, I used to think that the jukebox in the pool hall played the AC-DC song "Dirty Me and the Thunder-Chief."
    It wasn't until I asked a friend to play this song, that they cleared up my lyrical misconceptions (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap).

  • @randallsbpu6889
    @randallsbpu6889 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Love starting my day with a good laugh and you Steve did just that. One Air Force vet to another, AIM HIGH and Thank You for your service.

  • @yahwehisdead
    @yahwehisdead 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Wow, I'm seriously impressed. I don't know how I've never heard of him before....

    • @RV1701
      @RV1701 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You weren't one of his 3 audience members 😂

  • @jimonthecoast3234
    @jimonthecoast3234 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, Four Hundred Children, and a crop in the field.
    The Audience sings pretty well.

  • @IanOHagan
    @IanOHagan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got a lot of good laughs out of this but when he's talking about discipline and asks if anyone knows what a switch is...youtube cut to a nintendo switch ad and I lost it

  • @adrenazanetti3660
    @adrenazanetti3660 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Love it! And it’s a dry bar yet the audience is acting like they’re doing drunk karaoke lolol! Hilarious!

  • @KH-rc7tl
    @KH-rc7tl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Never heard of this guy before but he’s made my day 😂

  • @RickHawkDavison
    @RickHawkDavison 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God bless you.

  • @JudgeDrey
    @JudgeDrey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man. Can this guy be any more likeable?

  • @deanmeyer1815
    @deanmeyer1815 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Had a friend tell me, many years ago it was “There’s a baboon on the rice” 🤣

  • @earlycuyler8719
    @earlycuyler8719 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    My son thought two tickets to paradise said two chickens with hair in their eyes!😂😂

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      LOL 😂

    • @stommyboy
      @stommyboy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ve got two chickens to paralyze. Won’t you pack my bag with weed tonight.

  • @lumtaitai
    @lumtaitai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    So good to see you on TH-cam, Steve. We met you on a cruise several years ago and attended your show in Branson a while back. I kept up with you on Facebook but lost track of you. It looks like you're doing what you love to do...hope to catch your show again sometime. God bless 🙂

  • @suzannemiller993
    @suzannemiller993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I talked to one musician who said he's been asked to play "The Girl from Okinawa" "The Girl from Emphysema" "The Girl from Impala", etc...

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    " Moe and Larry come to me; Curley's in the backyard, let him be!"

  • @tartsonawire
    @tartsonawire 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Awesome, very funny! Congrats on beating cancer! And thank you and all service men and woman for doing what you do.

  • @M-hc9xm
    @M-hc9xm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember years ago, standing in a grocery store aisle, listening to a woman not shyly singing "way down south" to Lay Down Sally. I still laugh every time i hear the Clapton song.