Kermode Uncut: My Ten Worst Movies Of 2013

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  • @AndyGait
    @AndyGait 11 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "£602" Possibly the funniest thing I'll hear in all of 2014.

    • @albertrene4295
      @albertrene4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good place to stream new series online ?

  • @PixelPerfect28
    @PixelPerfect28 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wow Mark, you've just made my day, i was soooo disappointing by Kick-Ass 2 and i had to hear everyone tell me how amazing it was...in some cases, people told me it was better than the original, all i could do was tell them "your wrong, it was terrible".

  • @MisatoKatsuragiHD
    @MisatoKatsuragiHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “In America when they do this kind of thing, they make Movie 43. When we do it, we make Run For Your Wife”

  • @reelschannel7782
    @reelschannel7782 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Kermode's review of Pain & Gain was the reason I subscribed and got into his reviews. I absolutely 100% agreed with him. It's by far the worst film I've had the misfortune to watch all year and perhaps one of the worst of all time.

  • @reel_reflections
    @reel_reflections 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And that wonderful critic known as Armond White named Pain and Gain in his top 5 films of the year for Sight and Sound. Seriously...

    • @mic187x2
      @mic187x2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Armond White also believes that After Earth is M Night Shamylan's only good movie.

  • @FoxtailCinematics
    @FoxtailCinematics 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I totally agree, I found Pain and Gain to be incredibly offensive. Not only was it marketed here in the states as a comedy, but when I watched it discovered that not only was it based on a grotesque true story, but geared towards humanizing the villains and attempting to make us sympathize with them. Michael Bay should be ashamed.

  • @xindioka9489
    @xindioka9489 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kermode is one of my favourite film reviewers.

  • @gronoboy
    @gronoboy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm so proud of how many of these I have NOT seen. Thank you Mark!!

  • @Lazyguy22
    @Lazyguy22 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even ignoring the 3D, that Texas Chainsaw advert has the most obnoxious abuse of stereo sound I've ever seen.
    Or, heard.

  • @DorianCairne
    @DorianCairne 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny, this is the third "Worst Films of 2013" vid I've seen that only places Grown Ups 2 at number 10. A testimony to the quality of modern films, I suppose. Not that there aren't good ones, too, but good grief, we let some awful ones slip through.

  • @simozonelayer
    @simozonelayer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I approach Transformers 4 with an open mind, really" - LOL!!!
    :)

  • @bartholen
    @bartholen 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Entertaining as always, save for one utterly baffling choice: Kick-Ass 2. I thought it was a perfect follow up to the first. Would like to see Mark's review of it to get some context.

  • @XBLArmory
    @XBLArmory 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I thought After Earth was going to take top slot.

  • @SpannersGerm669
    @SpannersGerm669 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great list ! :) Happy New Year to you all

  • @PANDAPILCH
    @PANDAPILCH 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I completely agree with Mark about Pain & Gain - I saw it recently and hated every second of it. An absolute piece of garbage and by far Michael Bay's worst, worst film.

  • @kentallard8852
    @kentallard8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a pauline kael book on top of a book about citizen kane? thats a bold move

  • @basbrush
    @basbrush 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that Rolf Harris on the left there at 4:11?
    ps Unfortunately, the number 1 pick is a kind of 'Showgirls' choice.

  • @saxbend
    @saxbend 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ouch! I vetted out most of the worst films by not going to see them (as a casual but enthusiastic cinema-goer I went to see about 45 films in the cinema this year), so my own worst ten make a rather pleasant list compared to this.

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Kick-Ass 2" worse than "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D" and "Grown Ups Two"?
    ...SERIOUSLY, MARK??? And this comes from someone who has Kick-Ass as all time favorite film so I know my shit.

  • @Gavin-zi5lb
    @Gavin-zi5lb 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to see "Lone Ranger" or "Hangover 3" wasn't on this list. That would have been too easy. A little harsh on Kick Ass 2 though. It was just meh. Only God Forgives & Spring Breakers should have been on this list.

  • @timk6181
    @timk6181 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Couldn't agree more on Kick Ass 2. So disappointing.

  • @bryandowling4592
    @bryandowling4592 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    By now I think we know what to expect from Transformers 4 so if anyone hated or disliked 1, 2 and 3 then they should know what to expect from Transformers 4 and that is an explosive and 0 dimensional mess of a film that will make audiences dumber.

  • @Melvinwacko
    @Melvinwacko 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So you liked Scary Movie 5?

  • @StephanieL180
    @StephanieL180 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kick-Ass 2 was great. Of course it was never going to be as funny and surprising as the first. But it was perfectly enjoyable without being brilliant.

  • @bennoclassico
    @bennoclassico 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agree with most of these, despite only seeing a few of them...I would say We're The Millers is worse than The Internship, and surprised that After Earth isn't on here.

  • @aclockworkgrape
    @aclockworkgrape 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    where can i see his top ten films of the year?

  • @ollywill1657
    @ollywill1657 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only disagree with Kick-Ass 2 as I thought that was actually great. I'd replace that with After Earth.

  • @katashworth41
    @katashworth41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Texas 3D came out on my birthday, I hated seeing the date associated with such drivel on the sides of buses

  • @tcpgblizzard
    @tcpgblizzard 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was his and Mayo's top 10 list?

  • @skinwalkerxxx
    @skinwalkerxxx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fassbender is my favorite actor but I never had any desire to see The Counselor. Even the previews make you wanna puke.

  • @ChroniclesOfCallum
    @ChroniclesOfCallum 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark, you might approach Transformers 4 with an open mind, but I won't be approaching it at all. What with Transformers and TMNT, Michael Bay seems intent on defecating on my childhood.

  • @jetashltd
    @jetashltd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No After Earth?

  • @cantosis2007
    @cantosis2007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surprised The Harry Hill movie isn't in there

  • @sfighter991
    @sfighter991 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice list. The only movie I seen on here and agree with you on is "Movie 43". Just title itself is enough to evoke horror and dread, It was that bad.

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That said I approach Transformers 4 with an open mind" You'er fulling no one Mark I heard Goebbels say more truthful things.

  • @avarioussire
    @avarioussire 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't seen either, but it's really hard for me to believe Texas Chainsaw 3D is worse than Grown Ups 2

  • @limecat1986
    @limecat1986 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I (like Kermode) would wish all these Texas Chainsaw movies would go away

  • @TheDudefromLebowski
    @TheDudefromLebowski 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No Moshi Monsters ??

  • @gibboanx1
    @gibboanx1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    very harsh on Kick-ass 2 and the internship

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DANNY DYER! MADE IT LOL

  • @BasiclyChris
    @BasiclyChris 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kick-Ass 2!? Mark are you crazy? I thought it had all the wit, all the fun and silly violence of the original and I left with the biggest grin on my face! Still can't understand the general critical kicking this film got! Still, the other 9 choices are right on the Mark

  • @katashworth41
    @katashworth41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eugh Texas 3D ruined my birthday by coming out on the day and I’m proud to say I’ve not seen it, but still feel a little dirty.

  • @Horrorfreak106
    @Horrorfreak106 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good list, but I have to disagree on you with Kick-Ass 2 being worst than Grown Ups 2 or Texas Chainsaw 3D (Which is suppose to be the "real" sequel to TCM but should never be) I thought Kick-Ass 2 was an okay film but it was very disappointing.

  • @BasantaRajOnta
    @BasantaRajOnta 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is After Earth ??

  • @MacNille
    @MacNille 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is werid, that two of my favorite film of this year is at number two and number one on Kermode worst film of the year. Only God forgive would be at number one for me.

  • @m0hadino
    @m0hadino 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Grown ups 2 is the worst film I have ever watched.

  • @Paperbagman555
    @Paperbagman555 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come on, the counsellor was better than movie 43. Also, where is the video of the "top 10 films" of 2013

  • @ameliorated
    @ameliorated 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did not see most of those

  • @rywilk
    @rywilk 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    No Moshi Monsters?

  • @Nopperabou
    @Nopperabou 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kick-Ass 2 is a terrible choice, it may not have lived up to the first Kick-Ass but it has a lot of creativity and it isn't bad like the other movies on the list.

  • @TheOwlCreek
    @TheOwlCreek 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Internship was a really funny movie
    Delivery man was so stupid and boring. It was definitely the worst film of 2013!

  • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
    @pocketsesmcflurry2146 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn haha I like The Counsellor and Pain & Gain

  • @ScotVideos
    @ScotVideos 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clever last line from Mark Wahlberg there, lol.

  • @Rodrgr
    @Rodrgr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not even After Earth made the list, my god, what a crapload of movies

  • @shunkadee1299
    @shunkadee1299 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Purge?

  • @woooweee
    @woooweee 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot Elysium, hamfisted is the word.

  • @jhill89
    @jhill89 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    you missed out number 3...

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    NICE XMAS JUMPER!

  • @damiancarlson9472
    @damiancarlson9472 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Hangover III is missing.

  • @MrSyrett
    @MrSyrett 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    never heard of Bula Quo.........but it kind of looks ok.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually liked the top 2, haha. Can't say a kind thing about the rest though.

  • @jhill89
    @jhill89 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ignore me!

  • @TangoDelph
    @TangoDelph 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    £602 takings for run for your wife, OMG !!

  • @drparnassus2867
    @drparnassus2867 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good critic. Bad sweater.

  • @Gavin-zi5lb
    @Gavin-zi5lb 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can't hate something vile like "Pain & Gain" then give "Spring Breakers" & "Only God Forgives" a pass

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. At least Pain & Gain doesn't have a bunch of aspie A24 worshipers insisting that it was ACTUALLY brilliant and we just didn't understand it

  • @carljthatsme94
    @carljthatsme94 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank god you had Pain and Gain in there........what a bad film

  • @lskevington
    @lskevington 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the jumper.

  • @lancasterdodd9278
    @lancasterdodd9278 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice list

  • @krazy538
    @krazy538 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    kick-ass 2 was awesome. and u don't explain why you hate these films.

  • @BrandonMoger
    @BrandonMoger 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kick ass 2 is awesome

  • @JongeMatador
    @JongeMatador 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pain & Gain looks dreadful, but does it approach the atrocity of the Keith Lemon film? I think not.

  • @PauLtus_B
    @PauLtus_B 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't think Kick-Ass 2 should be on this list. It's nothing compared to the original Kick-Ass. But saying it is worse than Grown Ups 2 and Texas Chainsaw 3D is quite an offense to the team behind the movie, who probably just got the job to do it. And I think they did a pretty decent job. Expecting to be disappointed, I found the movie to be pretty entertaining. Having read all the comics (because I really liked Kick-Ass), I have to say, the source material isn't that impressive, they changed a lot for the first movie, and also for the second. I think Kick-Ass 2 was more entertaining than it's source material even though it took some of the edge of.

  • @MattCipolla
    @MattCipolla 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Note: I didn't see A Good Day to Die Hard, Texas Chainsaw 3D, Grown Ups 2, Safe Haven, G.I Joe: Retaliation, The Lone Ranger, White House Down, The Counselor, Scary Movie 5, Pain and Gain, or After Earth (and some others) because I had literally no interest and they all looked like garbage. There were also some things like Run for Your Wife that didn't even open here in the United States, which I'm thankful for.*
    10 - The Wolf of Wall Street
    9 - Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
    8 - Jack the Giant Slayer
    7 - Olympus Has Fallen
    6 - Beautiful Creatures
    5 - The Internship
    4 - Only God Forgives
    3 - Identity Thief
    2 - Room 237
    1 - Movie 43 (worst "film" of all time)

  • @ToliveAnimations
    @ToliveAnimations 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought Kickass 2 was great...

  • @BrotherJosephus
    @BrotherJosephus 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked Kick-Ass 2.

  • @natural
    @natural 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you Kermode

  • @PetersPianoShoppe
    @PetersPianoShoppe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @MookieGAMING
    @MookieGAMING 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love u Mark...lol

  • @archievilliers5177
    @archievilliers5177 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boom

  • @MagnificentFiend
    @MagnificentFiend 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The good Doctor understands that Pain & Gain is a satire... right?

  • @miiiikku
    @miiiikku 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thats a terrible list.

  • @Maximillionaire666
    @Maximillionaire666 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pain & Gain was no way near the worst film of 2013 for me. I thought it was a 3/5 film, and was way better than Transformers 2 and 3.
    As for Grown Ups 2, that really should've been number 1. I mean, REALLY should've been.

  • @goldenarms85
    @goldenarms85 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry to say but pain and gain was one my best films

  • @josephwongjr617
    @josephwongjr617 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pain & Gain was aite

  • @ollywill1657
    @ollywill1657 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only disagree with Kick-Ass 2 as I thought that was actually great. I'd replace that with After Earth.