2b2t's History of Incursions

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  • @element1192
    @element1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13474

    I feel like 2b2t is literally its own game, it’s not even Minecraft anymore.

    • @chidile7567
      @chidile7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Proud internet citizen at this point in a way it just may be.

    • @LegoCowManZ
      @LegoCowManZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      At what point does minecraft stop being a game, and start being a game engine?

    • @reevvie2608
      @reevvie2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      No, 2b2t is literally its own world.

    • @element1192
      @element1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Mr Leg Idk about hypixel, it’s really just a normal server, but 2b2t is something else entirely.

    • @prodbydill4376
      @prodbydill4376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Aniquin 2b is a representation of human nature through out history mineplex is just like the normal world with laws and police

  • @entrxpic
    @entrxpic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6713

    This is literally a legit war. Supply routes, bases, fatigue, rosters, enemies, missions, hierarchies etc. Jesus Christ man

    • @ouralisacs3989
      @ouralisacs3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      These are humans playing after all.

    • @VinnieJonny
      @VinnieJonny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Jesus Christ will soon be avaible in the server

    • @TheJesterCW
      @TheJesterCW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      this was actually 7 wars
      [Classic] 1st Spawn Invasion [1st Incursion] (2013)
      [Classic] 2nd Spawn Invasion [2nd Incursion] (2013)
      [Classic] 3rd Incursion [Last Classic Incursion] (2015)
      [Modern] 4th Incursion [Early Rusher War] (2016)
      [Modern] 5th Incursion [Late Rusher War] (2016)
      [Modern] 6th Incursion [Great Unification] (2018)
      [Modern] 7th Incursion [False Incursion] (2018)
      So yeah, it's a ton of history, and almost like a digital series of the Purge, but is longer than a day, and is probably better.

    • @Blank-np5kr
      @Blank-np5kr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Game of thrones: Incursion

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VinnieJonny As the last boss and yes drop the relic of destruction

  • @backdrop8469
    @backdrop8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6412

    In Minecraft days, 2 months is 24 years.
    In game, they held the second spawn incursion for nearly two and a half decades.

    • @shadowbonboi8784
      @shadowbonboi8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Wow

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      like a real war!

    • @shork416
      @shork416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      So that means this comment was made 24 Minecraft years ago

    • @leuamrehc1343
      @leuamrehc1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@tianosbits no it doesn’t

    • @lordfawful9469
      @lordfawful9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No wonder they were pooped.

  • @loreman2803
    @loreman2803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6204

    Minecraft: this is a chill game to calm down and relax
    Players: Let’s make a world were we slaughter and build eternally

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      MINECRAFT IS NOT A LEGO KID GAME

    • @loreman2803
      @loreman2803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Not anymore, it’s turned into eternal Stalingrad

    • @thecommentsection1680
      @thecommentsection1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's literally game of thrones

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@loreman2803 eternal stalingrad lol

    • @donnyinderawan6196
      @donnyinderawan6196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loreman2803 lmao

  • @ObscurePixeI
    @ObscurePixeI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5023

    I feel like I'm watching a documentary about World Wars and the way he talks about them and the way he sounds make me feel very into it. He's a very good narrator.

    • @panpsalt6757
      @panpsalt6757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Minecraft.
      Only this word

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's cringe

    • @cledon.
      @cledon. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude I thought my stories in minecraft were the coolest untill I found this youtube channel

    • @nutanddash8552
      @nutanddash8552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@PrinceJes bro you just posted cringe bro! you're going to loose subscribers!

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nutanddash8552
      :O noooo

  • @ILaunchNukes
    @ILaunchNukes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    When a minecraft server has it's own civics, politics, government, and archeology.

    • @Raptorman0205
      @Raptorman0205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Not to mention its own pantheon and conspiracies.

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This is when you allow a new world to begin again with seemingly no limits

    • @koasucks
      @koasucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And history

    • @Teutius
      @Teutius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It’s called entropy, even in chaos there will be emergent order always.

    • @killaswag4079
      @killaswag4079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @JT actually.. housemaster could actually be their God because he is the admin

  • @heroxarchive4491
    @heroxarchive4491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4551

    It's actually how insane how players can band together and actually create realistic situations on a world in a video game where everything is cubed.

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Make a game that is semi-realistic, put it online and humanity is shown

    • @yourunclejohn984
      @yourunclejohn984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's hardly realistic

    • @ralphvillarias5322
      @ralphvillarias5322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I once witnessed a massacre of farmers in Arma3. Humanity can get very disturbing.

    • @barryallen9466
      @barryallen9466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@yourunclejohn984 yet still realistic enough

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ralph Dominic Villarias Nice lmao

  • @nolanfernandez-miro7895
    @nolanfernandez-miro7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    20:39 Someone in chat says “WHERE DO I REPORT HACKERS”. Little did they know, they were on a server where the hackers reported the non hackers.

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I also write the same when I joined 2b2t first in pe

    • @DeltaV_
      @DeltaV_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pardeepgarg2640 holup its java how did you join on pe?

    • @Isntthatgrape
      @Isntthatgrape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DeltaV_ because bedrock can’t join Java but Java can’t join Bedrock

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what
      also it probably could be a pocket edition version (likely a knockoff]

  • @JosephLicka
    @JosephLicka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13245

    So basically, there have been 7 World Wars in your server

    • @eliafranzini8038
      @eliafranzini8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      No that are incursion not war,
      The era of incursion is to and end,
      The era of the total war is close to start!

    • @d0nnyr0n
      @d0nnyr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@eliafranzini8038 ????

    • @lt.bagelbites6969
      @lt.bagelbites6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dam

    • @d0nnyr0n
      @d0nnyr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lt.bagelbites6969 *Damn

    • @eliafranzini8038
      @eliafranzini8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Slavic Steve no infact im italian, i still learning english.

  • @Kruxst
    @Kruxst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6200

    You guys dying in skywars while these guys are trying to create a government.

  • @tagthatangryguy6798
    @tagthatangryguy6798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    It’s funny how much stuff there is to watch instead of revising for a Chemistry exam

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let yourself be part of the history...

    • @Idiotfarmlandfernlog
      @Idiotfarmlandfernlog 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So.....
      Did you pass? 😅

    • @Doctorkea
      @Doctorkea 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Idiotfarmlandfernlog No

  • @TheNervousMedic
    @TheNervousMedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Jared : I want to be famous
    Literally everyone : Sure, now everyone is well aware how much of as failure you are.

    • @grate9
      @grate9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh damn you scorched him after 2 years

    • @someone-jx2ei
      @someone-jx2ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just discovered that Jared2013 is famous, after meeting him on a small server with about 20 players.

    • @GamesbiteRtDL
      @GamesbiteRtDL ปีที่แล้ว

      Now all of China knows you're here - moment

  • @AramMohammedAmeen
    @AramMohammedAmeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37275

    Dude is talkin like he was part of the Roman Empire

    • @ktran3239
      @ktran3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3611

      He was

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Ikr

    • @SawyerRockey
      @SawyerRockey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      yeah its minecraft not the cold war

    • @daybreak2102
      @daybreak2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      because this is talking about the punic wars duh

    • @isaacprivette142
      @isaacprivette142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      @@SawyerRockey stfu doomer

  • @sahranack2930
    @sahranack2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    Can't believe that a freaking Minecraft server has such a history.

    • @TacoVendor43
      @TacoVendor43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      it IS the oldest server

    • @srta.carlota696
      @srta.carlota696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jakobluts8463 lol damn.. this video felt pretty epic tho, u saying is overexaggerated ? :(((

    • @ell.....
      @ell..... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jakobluts8463 why are you watching it then smh

    • @ell.....
      @ell..... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@markwoollon well most of the people here watching him enjoy his content

    • @stine4132
      @stine4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jakobluts8463 you shouldnt send people to the 2b2t reddit, not the friendliest place

  • @L.Bomrek
    @L.Bomrek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    today i learned the following
    -history
    -military tactics/lessons
    -the power of the people/teamwork
    -the power of the media
    -the foolery of the 5th incursion general
    -the power of goals

    • @paradox_turtles2812
      @paradox_turtles2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      5th incursion general/7th incursion dictator

    • @jk8449
      @jk8449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's more than I learned last year in history class.

    • @tommyreusse3858
      @tommyreusse3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such a good sum up

    • @gfunkk
      @gfunkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paradox_turtles2812 ah, the power hungry. they might fall out but they always come back.

    • @inactivechannel992
      @inactivechannel992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000th liker

  • @gaminganimators7000
    @gaminganimators7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    Jared isn't the smartest but damn is he a good villain.

    • @kingmac6638
      @kingmac6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup

    • @retrocysper3709
      @retrocysper3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He's a good failure.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He is like Part 1 Dio Brando. Only seeked power and didn't have a well established plan of action.

    • @chesterlai9444
      @chesterlai9444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ wow fellow JoJo fan

    • @caelincoolz5814
      @caelincoolz5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hateable, too.

  • @jolleh
    @jolleh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7078

    I love how this random guy named Jared is like the Nero or Stalin of 2b2t lmao

    • @Crash-tu6qk
      @Crash-tu6qk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      the Fontaine of 2b2t?

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lmfao ikr

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      And Popbob is a demon of chaos and wickedness

    • @thegamingnerd9647
      @thegamingnerd9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fogle

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Jared the Great and Unfortunate

  • @vDREEGONv
    @vDREEGONv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Minecraft, a game already with the tools to basically create a civilization and soceity, also has a server that can emulate the most complex, outrageous, and brutal concept in existence. War.

    • @Alex-mr5ji
      @Alex-mr5ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I you think of it like that it sounds scary

    • @DrQuasi
      @DrQuasi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      War is literally the thing all of humanity share
      With all the civilisations in the world you’ll see the common ground between all of em is war

    • @zenaidaviodor1807
      @zenaidaviodor1807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DrQuasi chaos... chaos is the thing we all have

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3470

    was just a humble farmer when the 6th incursion started, I survived but my house and.... and my dog didn't make it

    • @zharkies8177
      @zharkies8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Oh damn..

    • @aronmoss
      @aronmoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      CRIKEYLAD John wick

    • @wawadu2117
      @wawadu2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      *aggressively walks down to basement with sledge hammer*
      Concrete floor: oh shit, here we go again

    • @toddfromaccounting2034
      @toddfromaccounting2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We were all affected in some way or another...

    • @nonso1078
      @nonso1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      wait ur dog was ur wife

  • @sorrel7554
    @sorrel7554 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It absolutely delights me to learn that someone out htere holds the title of "the anarchy server's greatest civil engineer"

  • @stefano_.
    @stefano_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9523

    This guy is like a war veteran telling his stories

    • @hiraya.7854
      @hiraya.7854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] woah that guy's a legend

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Careful
      He's a hero

    • @hadifahiyeyo
      @hadifahiyeyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@puffy729 ok zoomer

    • @OFGamezz
      @OFGamezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] team vet was (atleast i think) founded in the rusher war of 2016. vets vs rushers

    • @GoodfellaZeta4873
      @GoodfellaZeta4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hes not like one...he is one!!! he was in the 3rd and 5th incursions you know!

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    WW1: Zeppelins
    WW2: Nuclear bombs
    WW3: End crystal explosions

    • @crusaderiii477
      @crusaderiii477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      WW5: deathstars

    • @heal0152
      @heal0152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      WW6: solar system destroying black holes

    • @crusaderiii477
      @crusaderiii477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WW8: Galaxy destroying devices

    • @ecquin1003
      @ecquin1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WW10 withers

    • @mihaimangir
      @mihaimangir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crusaderiii477 very good one I love STAR WARS

  • @phillipgraham1422
    @phillipgraham1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    This should become a psychology and sociology study point.

    • @spiderdian2
      @spiderdian2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      The fact this precisely mirrors human behaviour in real life with all the wars and fights is hilarious

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@spiderdian2 not essentially hilarious, preposterously interesting most definitely.

    • @jacksonli6710
      @jacksonli6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spiderdian2 its surely interesting to watch ,still I just dont get whats the pt of all the incrusions wars, so stupid Lmao . Like I mean I get why some ppl love griefing , but these large scaled so called " War to pRoTEct OuR HOOOOOOme" are happenning because the old players ,aka veterans😂 , are getting upset that more new players joining in the server ?? Hell nah its so inmature and its like dogs barking when someone enters their home or sth

    • @kekky2033
      @kekky2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jacksonli6710 just like real life.

    • @tonimarin3234
      @tonimarin3234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jackson Li you have probably never played any anarchy type server on mc. It is lots of fun to fight for something you believe and meet a lot of people that share your belief. I made a lot of friendships on this server. Its all just for fun. But sometimes people take it too seriously aka “7th incursion”

  • @azurella_5553
    @azurella_5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Alt Title: War veteran tells his different stories about fighting in several world wars.

  • @randomguy3708
    @randomguy3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    I feel like 2B2T is just ancient history in Minecraft with all the stuff that goes down

    • @daisuki1444
      @daisuki1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      A lot of servers have history like this

    • @vesuviabatman
      @vesuviabatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nobody which ones? I’m bored

    • @thetreeboy.
      @thetreeboy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ever seen game of thrones?

    • @ogjogi4506
      @ogjogi4506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thetreeboy no game of thrones is shitty siries because season 8

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and RTgame's server

  • @RainbowPuschel
    @RainbowPuschel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    When an Anarchy Server without Rules actually creates World Wars and Factions that function with their own rules. Isn't that how our World became a thing? lol

    • @swaggio1
      @swaggio1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      This is moderatly deep

    • @georginho36
      @georginho36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      further evidence our universe is a simulation

    • @joshatron6002
      @joshatron6002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@georginho36 or it just shows how we as a people operate

    • @gyromaster4174
      @gyromaster4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joshatron yup

    • @dreysantillan
      @dreysantillan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Remember when Taiwan invaded?

  • @SyphistPrime
    @SyphistPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    It's amazing how human nature can reflect itself in a game like this and grow to mirror that is real life. These full scale wars sound crazy.

    • @mattickista
      @mattickista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Game servers are a reflection of the nature of certain human groups, they can have a very intricate (and interesting) history. Wich makes this video awesome.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      As a true sandbox game, minecraft does reflect us as a species very well. Where you can destroy the whole world, take all of its resources, band together and form large groups etc etc. Eventually certain rules will be agreed upon so that the tribes or groups survive and grow.

    • @Varaga_82
      @Varaga_82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Syphist Prime minecraft can perfectly be a thesis for a sociological, psychological or political essay or really any social study work. It really blows my mind 🤯

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Too bad this server is so full and I'm not a pro so I feel morally against me joining. I'd just clog up the server :(
      And I love the idea of being a part of the history of something and seeing it happen before my eyes too.

    • @wrathandpoyson
      @wrathandpoyson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yo who else would watch a Scorcese-esque character study war film about 2b2t lol

  • @picklesandcheese4970
    @picklesandcheese4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    No one would ever expect, the SPANISH INCURSION

    • @aitor9158
      @aitor9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ELRICH SE HA UNIDO AL SERVER

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me no speak english

    • @harlowatkins6628
      @harlowatkins6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seankrkovich2869 explain your comment on backstabbing

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harlowatkins6628 when I was playing factions, it was really fun trying to figure out how not to get my base blown up and my everything destroyed. I remember when I was a scrub and made a wooden base. Naturally it was burned down the next day.

    • @bluffcat.
      @bluffcat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      N o. I want a *Hispanic incursion* so that Mexicans can rule 😎

  • @computerizedcocaineaddicti3703
    @computerizedcocaineaddicti3703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    TH-camrs: *Exist*
    2b2t Veterans: *_It's treason,then_*

    • @dinoluka11
      @dinoluka11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Palpatine screeching intensifies*

    • @WeedisMedicin
      @WeedisMedicin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I never thought I would find a Star Wars meme here

    • @Uber_Versace
      @Uber_Versace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dinoluka11 you again

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      back to reddit

    • @computerizedcocaineaddicti3703
      @computerizedcocaineaddicti3703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RustoKomuska Jokes on you, I don't belong to that hellhole of a website.

  • @maccychee3858
    @maccychee3858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    TH-camr: I'm gonna play on 2b2t
    Everyone: *that's mad talk for someone within incursion distance*

  • @synthwav3635
    @synthwav3635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    This server has without a doubt, THE most interesting history I have ever heard to this day...I hope this server never goes dark.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Too bad I can't be a part of it.

    • @gamescubed7845
      @gamescubed7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Saddest

    • @undercoverfbi3155
      @undercoverfbi3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Data is corropting in 2b2t so the server might reset

    • @synthwav3635
      @synthwav3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Undercover Fbi, I heard almost 10 years of history possibly lost

    • @impendingdoom7920
      @impendingdoom7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The end is coming. So much war, so much death, all of it pales in comparison to what is to come. The dying world will end, and not even house master wields the power to stop it.

  • @hailchocolate617
    @hailchocolate617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    "CorruptedUnicorn the _leader_ of the Resistance unexpectedly switched sides before the battle"
    Well no wonder they lost, there's no leader

    • @lordfawful9469
      @lordfawful9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Behead the snake and the rest of it dies

    • @durrrrburger
      @durrrrburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lordfawful9469 blow the snake up with dynamite and they all die in an instant

    • @Daddy-Saxon
      @Daddy-Saxon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@lordfawful9469 cut off a snakes head and the body starts moving, but doesn't know where.

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Daddy-Saxon cut off the snake body and the head will be confused.

    • @prinssdgunofficial2400
      @prinssdgunofficial2400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@seankrkovich2869 cut off the snake head and it cannot give head anymore

  • @The_Munch
    @The_Munch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6706

    This is what the children of 2119 will be hearing at History class

    • @thijs2k
      @thijs2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ben ik het mee eens.

    • @SucciPNG
      @SucciPNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      In this class kids we will be learning about 2b2t.

    • @veeeeeeeeee453
      @veeeeeeeeee453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thijs2k Ik ook

    • @ComputerGirlMae
      @ComputerGirlMae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Minecraft history class would actually be the best thing ever

    • @Rapidbeatsofficial
      @Rapidbeatsofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im down

  • @kaliico2913
    @kaliico2913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2211

    _1914 : World War I_
    _1939 : World War II_
    _2013 - 2019(Or Now) : Minecraft War_

    • @mjyepez3263
      @mjyepez3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shiino Erika is starting another war

    • @maxout10s63
      @maxout10s63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mjyepez3263 *Erika*

    • @thedoodlezerk
      @thedoodlezerk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New player here, is 2b2t really that hostile to new players? How tf do i join then?

    • @bedrockmodz2370
      @bedrockmodz2370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mjyepez3263 ETIKA*

    • @ceceliarussell6636
      @ceceliarussell6636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World war |||

  • @amaan_on_yt
    @amaan_on_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28852

    This world is a literal boys locker room

    • @joshatronawsome7412
      @joshatronawsome7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

      No. 2b2t smells better

    • @melissawatenpaugh9891
      @melissawatenpaugh9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      BlitzYT so true

    • @ninjapanda236
      @ninjapanda236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      joshatron awsome how do you know what it smells like. It probably smells like sweat also

    • @joshatronawsome7412
      @joshatronawsome7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      (NinjaPanda 236) 2b2t is an open space so I don’t think it would smell that bad and also the places that do smell bad would probably smell more like gunpowder and ozone Guessing from the amount of explosives they use. But who knows. Maybe it smells like a slaughter house with two million dead bodies decaying and releasing there bowels because of the amount of people they kill on the server? Just a thought.

    • @amaan_on_yt
      @amaan_on_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@joshatronawsome7412 I'd think spawn would smell the worst lol

  • @jdoriginals9223
    @jdoriginals9223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I want a ton of animators to get together, and animate the entirety of 2b2t history, it would be war, betrayal, broken friendships, and would be awesome

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, a 2b2t movie would be so awesome.

    • @burnflaze2346
      @burnflaze2346 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly it would just be old players committing war crimes against newer players and ruining their experience

    • @NotBedWays
      @NotBedWays ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foxpro3002 series*

    • @blackmothgriefing9400
      @blackmothgriefing9400 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what we need bro 😁

    • @Universexy1
      @Universexy1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@burnflaze2346So that happened to you then 😂😂 join a different server

  • @sketep1117
    @sketep1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    The way Jared took over the 7th incursion is incredibly similar to Stalin's rise to power.

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Dude this shit should be looked into by scientists for actual war causes and stuff. VERY cool

    • @JonasTisell
      @JonasTisell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@AGGSab real wars arent caused because of autism

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jonas Tisell I meant the last incursion how it was caused by a power hungry ruler

    • @g-forcefgt323
      @g-forcefgt323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AGGSab r/wooosh

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jonas Tisell you ever read about how 4chan got the CIA to drone strike an ISIS training base

  • @prod.und333ead
    @prod.und333ead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    TH-camr: mentions 2b2t
    Their fan base: *you shouldn’t have done that*

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      First rule of fight club
      Make a youtube video about fight club

  • @sweetberries4611
    @sweetberries4611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8413

    Grandpa: I survived world war 2
    Me: I survived 7 of them

    • @abrick6002
      @abrick6002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Stuf

    • @G750-g4h
      @G750-g4h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lololo underrated comment

    • @juri8723
      @juri8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shut up.

    • @pilotraptor64
      @pilotraptor64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@abrick6002 stuff?

    • @theoldestminecraftanarchys9890
      @theoldestminecraftanarchys9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Grandpa: Please, tell me how on the living hell did you survive 7 world wars?
      Historian: I have been on a minecraft server that weaponises autism.

  • @zyggybaranowski6852
    @zyggybaranowski6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This video was like Art of War. Fit gave so many lessons on how an incursion should be conducted. The next incursion should be massive, and have a pretty big command structure to maintain progress and control of members

  • @supa1534
    @supa1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    This is honestly the best thing. It’s like it’s own world with its own history. People in game are even trying to protect historic landmarks from being destroyed.

    • @taylorinoboi467
      @taylorinoboi467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's like if McEarth was done well lmao

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grench3298 What's that?

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And it's toxic and they don't want too many people to be there so griefing and killing is part of a healthy ecosystem.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pumkin610 Yep lol

    • @sehbaanabbasi
      @sehbaanabbasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      who thought that a square game would be so important for thousands of players
      where are those who said minecraft is shit

  • @somnus2.5
    @somnus2.5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    TH-camr : This server looks cool
    2b2t veterans : IT'S *WAR*

  • @kaelisprime9087
    @kaelisprime9087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Holy heck man, this was like an actual war.
    Suicide Bombers, Air Strikes, etc.

    • @fanaticalplel1003
      @fanaticalplel1003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kale ikr this sounds so crazy! Like real life world wars.

    • @mikocil-wu5mp
      @mikocil-wu5mp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hear they used ppl to work on farms like slaves

    • @rustyssj9467
      @rustyssj9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      mhm when i first spawned into 2b2t i became a slave. They forced me to place obsidian blocks around spawn. When I would get the job done they would throw me some food or some armor. I was told to watch over new players and kill them. Of course I was not allowed to leave. sleep was impossible for me as well and this was a time before phantoms. Eventually I did manage to leave once the need for obsidian ended and the incursions came to a close.

    • @fanaticalplel1003
      @fanaticalplel1003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goku Black dude. This server needs help.

    • @rustyssj9467
      @rustyssj9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fanaticalplel1003 good thing i left it lol its fun but its really toxic

  • @West-brook
    @West-brook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Corrupted unicorn is like "welp the resistance is losing time to switch"

    • @TuxicToiger
      @TuxicToiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The mycelium resistance

    • @ghst355
      @ghst355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TuxicToiger he pulled an Italy on him

  • @noobsgroobs9158
    @noobsgroobs9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2526

    “Asgard II”
    These men just predicted endgame

    • @potatoesareneat746
      @potatoesareneat746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Actually in the norsh religion Asgard would have been destroyed and Asgard 2 would rise

    • @noobsgroobs9158
      @noobsgroobs9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@potatoesareneat746 well i never knew that

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@potatoesareneat746 i think its norse mythology

    • @potatoesareneat746
      @potatoesareneat746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah I think your right

    • @crocodilesmash4064
      @crocodilesmash4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There was also a second Asgard in the comics that was in Oklahoma (I think)

  • @cloversonthehill
    @cloversonthehill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    Old players: gets upset
    New players: new mission - *survive*

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hudson Sanderson Don’t mess with the *fit* ness you will get recked

    • @closingyak17894
      @closingyak17894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @floati9060
      @floati9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m planing to get java edition just so I could be on 2b2t

    • @deathmachine6376
      @deathmachine6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@floati9060 same but they say rthat you'll have to wait like 12 hours to play so not a good idea

    • @floati9060
      @floati9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrey Patel yeah

  • @Robinwoodtm
    @Robinwoodtm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2547

    The history of this server is more interesting than some parts of actual history

    • @CoDeXevolution
      @CoDeXevolution 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      first time i have actually wanted to learn history damn this is fascinating

    • @freskyii4811
      @freskyii4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Aaliyah Wood well of course an incursion is more interesting than someone taking a shit at 3 am with dysentery

    • @emgeevic524
      @emgeevic524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @liamedmonds4545
      @liamedmonds4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean technically 2b2t is a part of actual history if you think about it

    • @ffff4958
      @ffff4958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *most

  • @angryraindrop
    @angryraindrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love the seriousness around a video game. Like the jared fabricating evidence screenshot showing how the person who exposed him has photos asking him to fabricate evidence

  • @cal_ibri4236
    @cal_ibri4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Notch : lets create a game that envolves the players with all the power and create great structures
    2b2t : i like war. I REALLY REALLY like wars.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *german voice*
      I. Love. Vore.

    • @2manyeggshells
      @2manyeggshells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clayxros576 zats vunny

    • @Element-tb6lp
      @Element-tb6lp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you like death too?

    • @doyouseeme27
      @doyouseeme27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clayxros576 hellsing

    • @rekon1500
      @rekon1500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the war was started because players wanted to defend their structures. War is part of our nature. Is that really hard to think about?

  • @proplaystowin
    @proplaystowin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    Incursion 5’s lesson was don’t let Jared run an incursion

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no frick jared

    • @Bregott07
      @Bregott07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Jared is basically like if you gave a 5 year old the presidency.

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Bregott07 so basically the trump admin then?

    • @DrGodzilla1954
      @DrGodzilla1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why is it so hard to learn that 1 person can’t do everything?

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ironboy3245 or Biden, or literally any candidates since 2012.

  • @kallel5155
    @kallel5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    The dude's voice and the music is making this seem more intense than it needs to be

    • @dark_ops1651
      @dark_ops1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      KaL and I LOVE it

    • @norbivans9939
      @norbivans9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @norbivans9939
      @norbivans9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Vimp.y That is what is giving him popularity, but the best thing is this server has better history than the actual World, lmao

    • @qxarts3896
      @qxarts3896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is basically the history channel at 2 AM

    • @sharmcd4269
      @sharmcd4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a game about cube block people and it’s so intense

  • @sophocles3219
    @sophocles3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The incursions are like the crusades, the first were successful, the rest not so much, but there was one in the middle that was pretty good. Also, towards the end they were started as sort of obligitory and were weak.

  • @quirkyfruitsalad3.144
    @quirkyfruitsalad3.144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Now THIS is the true minecraft storymode

  • @dkmongolia964
    @dkmongolia964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3149

    Top 3 epic suicidal attacks
    3.kamikaze
    2.suicidal bombers
    1.End crystal sacrifice

    • @fask69
      @fask69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *epic*

    • @number-no-1443
      @number-no-1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pretty sure kamikaze and suicide bombers mean the same

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic

    • @jaredsergent857
      @jaredsergent857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Desmonetisação kamikaze is a suicide bomber. They would fill their planes with explosives them ram them into ships

    • @Ryan-br6ic
      @Ryan-br6ic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dk Mongolia suicide bombers are epic?

  • @no_good_bruh9673
    @no_good_bruh9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I was around the 3rd incursion when the soldiers came and took people to bolster the ranks, i resisted and they withered my wife and kids... I became an obsidian slave, forced to mine until one of the enemy squads breached the base and freed all the black diamond miners. 10/10

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Respect

    • @leothomson1763
      @leothomson1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      We have a rare species here: a world war 3 veteran

    • @aaruushkulkarni
      @aaruushkulkarni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slavery still exists

    • @aaronbohling5851
      @aaronbohling5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Black diamond miners"

  • @fm56001
    @fm56001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    17:50 the french be like "quick! lets escape spawn while the americans are asleep!" lol

  • @renatonovis
    @renatonovis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    I'm thinking on making my thesis in college about the 2b2t server.

    • @ubhumma
      @ubhumma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      RFN Kami what are you in anthropology?

    • @tarapiero
      @tarapiero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      culture and language?

    • @thewanders6826
      @thewanders6826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thebes and Sound?

    • @maxim-2898
      @maxim-2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thewanders6826 this made me wheeze hahaha 2b2t's greatest civil engineer haha

    • @godsrighteous_man
      @godsrighteous_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd give you an A+

  • @jimbob-ti1pb
    @jimbob-ti1pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3237

    I was doin school work while listening to this and accidentally called the French revolution the "the French incursion.

    • @clowntown5220
      @clowntown5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Stop I'm dying lmao

    • @rainbow_vader
      @rainbow_vader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I mean you're not wrong

    • @noahb.6592
      @noahb.6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Technically you’re not wrong term wisw

    • @mateorios1636
      @mateorios1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I realized that Jared actually was unstable as heck as Robespierre
      Both of em Kicked loyalists that dosen't do much activity
      Both were Maniacs
      Both of em were Once Leaders

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mateo Rios coincidence? I THINK NOT

  • @fragmentsofadi
    @fragmentsofadi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    grandchild: what did you do when you were younger?
    veterans: son, i was part of the -crusades- incursions.

    • @williambabin7350
      @williambabin7350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adrianna maxine 500 likes no comments

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you call your grandchild your son?

  • @cormanec210
    @cormanec210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The 7th Incursion:
    Jared: I'm gonna end this man's career.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    Damn it only took 3 seconds for him to say “oldest anarchy server”

    • @jimmyadams5153
      @jimmyadams5153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not even a record though lmao

    • @mr.superb4331
      @mr.superb4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In, every, single, god, damn, video

  • @basinofdreams
    @basinofdreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Finding wildlife in 2b2t is like finding a single tree in a nuclear apocalypse

    • @beleques
      @beleques 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Adrian Cornac finding a single tree in 2b2t is like finding a single tree in a nuclear apocalypse...

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Finding 2b2t in wildlife is like finding a single nuclear apocalypse in a tree

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fatalos6855 Finding a single oldest anarchy server in minecraft in a 2b2t is like finding an oldest anarchy server in minecraft on minecraft

    • @your_fathers
      @your_fathers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if you're like a few thousand blocks away from spawn you could find some

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then you grief it just to be sure.
      Can't have nature growing all over the place, it's gross.

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    The moral of the story is..
    Just play lan with your friends

    • @thedudethatneveruploads2617
      @thedudethatneveruploads2617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      unless you want to live in crusades on THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

    • @AFrame06
      @AFrame06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ian???

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AFrame06 Lan, so your friends can join your world workout making a server or realm

    • @AFrame06
      @AFrame06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohhhh LAN on my tablet it looks like the name Ian so I can get those confused sometimes

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AFrame06 oh oki

  • @noah--1831
    @noah--1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    2b2t has more lore than the dream smp and it’s not even roleplay

    • @MorseLevv
      @MorseLevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah

    • @duelios.
      @duelios. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Dream SMP literally is based on roleplay and lore, 2b2t is literally anarchy with nobody being able to force people to join them. All of the lore on 2b2t is natural, Dream SMP’s is artificial.

    • @noah--1831
      @noah--1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@duelios. yes

    • @shash14220
      @shash14220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@michaelc.8712 dreamsmp is cringe
      This is real nerd war

    • @HideTheDossier
      @HideTheDossier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelc.8712 but nobody cares if you didn't ask

  • @kencat3363
    @kencat3363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    Makes game of thrones look like a tea party

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It makes Russian sleep experiment look like a funny story

    • @thecommentato4
      @thecommentato4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It makes having hard poop and not being to poop it out like dust

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This makes antivaxxers seem smart

    • @devoringdemonsoulq9086
      @devoringdemonsoulq9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude i want to buy pc minecraft

    • @guitarplayer9000
      @guitarplayer9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Devoringdemonsoul Q
      GOD DAMN IT YOU RUINED THE CHAIN

  • @Omni798
    @Omni798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Love how the closest thing to peace you can get on 2b2t is “relative peace”

    • @zucchinibyday
      @zucchinibyday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kind of a grim reflection of our own world, huh?

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zucchinibyday was gonna say this. From what I know there's never been a time in recorder history when a war hasn't been going on in some part of the world

  • @toby7161
    @toby7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    I love how the first 'conflict' he showed was just what we all did when we got minecraft for the first time

    • @xandeath75
      @xandeath75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @pebbleman721
      @pebbleman721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Dig a hole, and pray the night goes away?

    • @owenklein1917
      @owenklein1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What conflict are you talking about? Are you talking about the first incursion or the first clip?

    • @toby7161
      @toby7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@owenklein1917 It's at like 0:07-

    • @toby7161
      @toby7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@owenklein1917 First clip. I just think it's funny that he didn't show 32k weapons or giant obsidian structures, but instead just some guys burning a village.

  • @generaljim3283
    @generaljim3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Corrupted unicorn switched sides before the battle
    ITALY INTESIFIES

    • @TheDracoAnimator
      @TheDracoAnimator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha WWI joke

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "the rushers were cornered from both sides"
      GERMANY INTENSIFIES

  • @MK-gb7ht
    @MK-gb7ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    Jared: *Botches his own “incursion” and tries to look cool*
    Everyone: “Congratulations, you’re a failure.”

  • @jimbobdoohicky9150
    @jimbobdoohicky9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Dude I would have loved this server back in 2012 why I gotta find out about it just now maaaaaaaan .

    • @mslimotte
      @mslimotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's just life.

    • @cheesyfeet9742
      @cheesyfeet9742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IKR

    • @Mrcheekymonkeyisback
      @Mrcheekymonkeyisback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m crazylord96 on minecraft. Join me in that server. Demolish the obsidian wall. That’s the goal

    • @ekura9530
      @ekura9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      youtube algorithm

    • @walldweller6287
      @walldweller6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr, I wonder what it was like for those veterans.

  • @JohnBread69
    @JohnBread69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Too many players for an eighth incursion? Thanos was right

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuss

    • @zane7929
      @zane7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its probably coming

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      F L A M I N G O One happens every few years. It’s bound to happen and I can’t wait.

    • @zane7929
      @zane7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alexanders2669 it just seems like one is coming because of the Etika shrine greif

    • @herpydepth1204
      @herpydepth1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T

  • @mugetsu8580
    @mugetsu8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like it how you talk about these things in such a way that it really draws you in to the story

    • @N0RZC
      @N0RZC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ye hes a good storyteller

  • @alohadubs7683
    @alohadubs7683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    What I’ve learned:
    If I ever join 2B2T, *Dont do anything Jared tells you to do*

    • @poutykeiki2574
      @poutykeiki2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don't worry he's a living joke right now XD

  • @harrylaflare846
    @harrylaflare846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4171

    Mans sounds like hes teaching a history class

  • @wyatthepner203
    @wyatthepner203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    The public hanging at 9:32....
    I'm at a loss for words, these pro minecraft players really be wilding

  • @cormanec210
    @cormanec210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jared: I used the incursion to destroy the incursion.

  • @OldDoofenshmirtz
    @OldDoofenshmirtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    the government secretly monitors 2b2t as a war simulator

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Imagine

    • @gustavofring9148
      @gustavofring9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What government

    • @radiantdiamond3701
      @radiantdiamond3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@gustavofring9148 Every, including yours

    • @AttiMatter
      @AttiMatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@radiantdiamond3701 r/wooosh

    • @radiantdiamond3701
      @radiantdiamond3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@AttiMatter wtf? I was joking too! Not a single country is monitoring 2b2t...

  • @raveltheone9113
    @raveltheone9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    Can we turn 2bt2s history into a dark fantasy type show? like god damn 2b2t has better story than most shows, movies, and games. lol

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ikr!
      It could be a awesome game or animated serie!

    • @unconsciousimmortal
      @unconsciousimmortal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thats bc its real life

    • @unconsciousimmortal
      @unconsciousimmortal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it would ruin the history if it was a show no plot armour just fax

    • @sokandueler9578
      @sokandueler9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RavelTheOne I would PAY to watch that

    • @blatti1748
      @blatti1748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys its not actually that epic as fit portrays it.

  • @JoanJolle
    @JoanJolle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    Ironically your videos are probably bringing new players in to join 2b2t as well

    • @conmanassassin
      @conmanassassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      KC Campbell they are but not very little kids so it’s better. I’m guessing

    • @warper3723
      @warper3723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...yep

    • @shaneowens5011
      @shaneowens5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yeah. I mean, I would be interested in joining because of them. I just wanna go far out and build a place tho ._.

    • @MasterGhostf
      @MasterGhostf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@shaneowens5011 Does sound like a fun server, but I dont got the time to deal with its bs.

    • @MothleyRS
      @MothleyRS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The FITMC INCURSION

  • @brayster0151
    @brayster0151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    19:57 random kid in chat: *ThErS’3 A huCKeR111!1!1!1!1!1*

    • @mattinacave1947
      @mattinacave1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hmm it seems this floor is made out of floor

    • @FunnySkeleton101
      @FunnySkeleton101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also kid:lets play on 2b2t

    • @Prokerboss
      @Prokerboss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZOMG HUCKER HELP!!11!1!1!1!!!11

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit sherlock

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    What i love about 2b2t is that its history sounds like real life.

    • @awetoot3593
      @awetoot3593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it is real life

    • @schooler5372
      @schooler5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fit is just a really good story teller

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Replace Incursion with Crusade

    • @108wee
      @108wee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it is real life, it actually happened and affected a large amount of people and as a group they and experienced and learned thus changed their attitudes and adapted to the changing times. its not a huge community only taking place on one server, in one game, only assessable by those who can afford time, internet, and a computer. but that doesnt make its history any less valid. no need to diss its history like that. is today not considered history then?

    • @rohiko4433
      @rohiko4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need a 2b2t cinematic universe

  • @tilde5441
    @tilde5441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    Imagine this server but with Galacticraft -
    Entire planets being colonized, taken over, and raided

    • @timothyng3226
      @timothyng3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      What about the Droid attack on the wookies?

    • @bateli9733
      @bateli9733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someone has to make this. Maybe also with industrialcraft?

    • @valky5598
      @valky5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      By 9 year olds.

    • @Vinnini
      @Vinnini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagine it with ICBM.

    • @randomstranger9442
      @randomstranger9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But what if they add more tnt mod and tech guns ?
      *insert wh40k music*

  • @MrCoolerMan1
    @MrCoolerMan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    The old leaders: The incursion will decide your fate.
    Jared: I am the incursion.

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The old leaders: Not yet

    • @darkapostle1
      @darkapostle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jared: It's treason then.

    • @dm6182696
      @dm6182696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This Palpatine meme works surprisingly well in this instance.

    • @monsieurpasta4922
      @monsieurpasta4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like stalin already

  • @pianodna-james3147
    @pianodna-james3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Peace in 2b2t: small grieving, some fights
    War in 2b2t: history of incursions

  • @gray4236
    @gray4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    Jarred wall incursion literally sounds like Stalin coming to power in the USSR😂

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Step one: convince the party members
      Step two: blame the other leaders of plotting
      Step three: assassinate/execute the leaders

    • @k-dawgHI
      @k-dawgHI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Normal people: TIME FOR A F*CKING CRUSADE
      Minecraft players: *TIME FOR A F^CKING INCURSION*

    • @schooler5372
      @schooler5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He basically tried to become king of the server and if he had gotten away with it the server would have been fucked

    • @TheColourRedPA
      @TheColourRedPA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jared the newest member of the power hungry leaders

    • @foundationagentredacted9908
      @foundationagentredacted9908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he didn’t have gulags

  • @BaubauYT
    @BaubauYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    *Meanwhile, I calmly finish my dirt house in singleplayer*
    Okay...

    • @nikkotek6033
      @nikkotek6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn its fucken BauLAD from CWRP. Didnt expect to find you here.

    • @inthebeginning6895
      @inthebeginning6895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I was building some of this stuff. I’d die so much falling off

    • @bean8268
      @bean8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arty7122 Really...damn how long have you been playing minecraft for its just a few blocks lmao

    • @childishgalvino
      @childishgalvino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BauLAD that’s cool , as long as you had fun(:

  • @fleentstones117
    @fleentstones117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Imagine being known as the guy who started a fake incursion.

    • @Ayprr
      @Ayprr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's got to suck lol

  • @simandi1511
    @simandi1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I find the history of 2b2t so interesting! It's like watching an entire alternate universe. I wish i was a part of this fron the begining...

  • @Craisont
    @Craisont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    I really like how 2b2t actually kinda runs on the same lines as actual world history, incursions are like crusades in the real world, and new forms of fighting were made with end crystals, in the real world combat always sees new forms of fighting even today

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      why did you use a t for the first 2 but a 2 for the second two?

    • @chronon8782
      @chronon8782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ifkr? it feels really cool to have him explain it like some historical tale

    • @officerdog2301
      @officerdog2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember it like it was yesterday. I was watching the camping rusher on TH-cam in 2016 and waited everyday for a new episode on 2b2t. It really is good to go back and watch those episodes, giving me a strong hit of nostalgia. I watched him be defeated by fitmc, the resistance, heck, the building TCR and fitmc fought in. It was really nice to see real sword v sword combat instead of the end crystals but like in the real world people get more advanced. I really miss it man.

    • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
      @bastard-took-the-name-I-had 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      idk it sounds more like some over advanced country that wants to live in total seclusion and kills anyone who goes in.
      it sounds basiclly like a dystopia

    • @arandominternetuser4507
      @arandominternetuser4507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2b2t history is WAY more interesting than my history class.

  • @derpking522
    @derpking522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Am I the only one who thinks that this kinda sounds like ancient China, join together, break apart, repeat.

  • @GigaChad-tv7xl
    @GigaChad-tv7xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    When he got to the part about end crystals it felt like they made nukes

    • @ranggasaktibudiputra1547
      @ranggasaktibudiputra1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh for real

    • @ZenFaceless
      @ZenFaceless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, they did used nukes

    • @internetloser5422
      @internetloser5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zen Faceless really? Did they increase the radius of end crystal explosions by double or was it something else. Or is it just a joke.

    • @ZenFaceless
      @ZenFaceless 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internetloser5422 I don't think they did.

    • @ZenFaceless
      @ZenFaceless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@internetloser5422 my point is end crystals are almost like "bombs" in Minecraft so we can say that they "used nukes" during the incursion

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Whenever he says “incursions” all I can think of are the frog aliens from Ben 10.

  • @hunteralexander9791
    @hunteralexander9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    You told me to stay alive out there but you killed me at spawn

  • @lemoncitrine3504
    @lemoncitrine3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Guy in chat
    "THERE'S A HACKER!"
    ...no shit?

    • @KezH1
      @KezH1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh

    • @Mr0LemAud
      @Mr0LemAud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      " Oh god let's kill him "

    • @Annihilation_Studios
      @Annihilation_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buh

    • @haliwagner5231
      @haliwagner5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "WhErE Do I RePoRt HaCkErS" XD

    • @Mr0LemAud
      @Mr0LemAud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@haliwagner5231 " in the chatt of newcommers , man "

  • @junkcodes
    @junkcodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    as someone who's taking history as a GCSE, this is SO much more intersting than medicine.

    • @Kanoii15
      @Kanoii15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this is much more interesting than my life

    • @mixjik4314
      @mixjik4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kanoii15 I feel you

    • @swolemite1895
      @swolemite1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know more about the history of 2b2t than the history of South Africa- which is my history a level

    • @Will5096-v1e
      @Will5096-v1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Random Guy i did medicine got a 7!

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As someone doing an actual degree in history who did medicine as well, stick with it! I know medicine is incredibly boring, and usually not taught well, but trust me, the rest of history is incredibly interesting.

  • @AjarTadpole7202
    @AjarTadpole7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The 4th incursion felt like a dragon ball z battle. A powerful foe shows up, destroys everything, then threatens something that breaks the other party, the other party gets really mad and beats the shit out of them. It reminds me most of the Goku vs Freiza fight because of the sequence of events, and it also reminded me of the vegito vs buu fight because it required team veteran who didn't really want to cooperate, to cooperate.

  • @MrKittycattwenty
    @MrKittycattwenty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    tbh I don't think the fifth incursion should even be an actual incursion and just be called 3 idiots try to make a wall and fail miserably.

  • @bloodyhunter300x6
    @bloodyhunter300x6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3890

    When you realize that a Minecraft server has a better story than infinity war

  • @georgemckieth6063
    @georgemckieth6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    The lesson he really wants to teach: Jared sux.

    • @clowntown5220
      @clowntown5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Jared gives extreme trump vibew

    • @ronyrubinov7449
      @ronyrubinov7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ah yes Jared sux

    • @BenSharesClips
      @BenSharesClips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jared hi jared

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Korijenkins1414 Popbob was the most notorious at the time when Fit was new, so he is very significant in Fit's eyes. Jared has accomplished more by playing for a much longer time, and being a bumbling incompetent is in fact part of why he is so damaging(the man's leadership is the sole cause for two failed incursions). Jared is a fine griefer, he just shouldn't be allowed authority.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Korijenkins1414 You'll have to substantiate this. Which is probably more work than you're willing to do.

  • @MediumToe
    @MediumToe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's incredible how an old Minecraft server can be so full of history.