2b2t's History of Minecraft Combat (2010-2020)

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  • We take a look at how PvP has evolved on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft since 2010!
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  • @kingoros
    @kingoros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17628

    pvp really gets me going :o)

  • @FitMC
    @FitMC  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10482

    It's been almost 3 hours and nobody has pointed out I was purchasing a goose statue with Honey. I'm disappointed.

    • @JohnDoe-rx5oe
      @JohnDoe-rx5oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

      Everyone is too busy making their stupid meme comments to actually notice anything.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

      it's because we all skipped through the ad

    • @Squared_Table
      @Squared_Table 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      FitMC why hello there

    • @SkyCube.
      @SkyCube. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hi

    • @arnoldgrootegoed7314
      @arnoldgrootegoed7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      now that's an avenger level threat

  • @seanchun7096
    @seanchun7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    2010: i bet we will be fighting with mega swords in the future.
    2020: *HACKED GLASS*

    • @sedativedance6910
      @sedativedance6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Hacked glass was actually a thing 2b players tried. They thought that, because items have no cooldown, a sharpness five stained glass would deal more damage than traditional melee weapons. There was an actual video that Fit made with him hunting down players in nether spawn with the glass. I think it was about 3 years ago or something.

    • @absobel
      @absobel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sedativedance6910 Just... What is this server...

    • @c0rrupt3d_g0d2
      @c0rrupt3d_g0d2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@absobel the oldest anarchy server.. in minecraft

    • @i0nlz
      @i0nlz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sedativedance6910 *32K Glass*

    • @Spiggle25
      @Spiggle25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean they did end up getting 32k's, so...

  • @bricksburger5409
    @bricksburger5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    People keep going on about ‘oldest anarchy server’ but why does no one bring up the fact he uses the same hausemaster image every time in the same spot and same size

    • @f-j-Services
      @f-j-Services 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He is Hausemaster, didn't you remember that?

    • @TheSurvivalDude723
      @TheSurvivalDude723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Or that Fit literally showcased honey by buying a goose statue

    • @weaponizedestrogen
      @weaponizedestrogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Server's Admin, *hause image comes into view* Hausemaster

    • @cophercabantac4664
      @cophercabantac4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not?

    • @darthnbl
      @darthnbl 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cuz that’s not crazy

  • @sshini2085
    @sshini2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Imagine being able to confidently say that you’ve beaten two hackers in an anarchy server with pure skill

    • @khangle6872
      @khangle6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just like the pinned comment

    • @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127
      @blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not that hard,some people 10v1 hackers and win cope ez

    • @progamermaster2685
      @progamermaster2685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is almost impossible l, if you do it i will give you 100000$

    • @AnEnderNon
      @AnEnderNon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 gl 10v1ing hackers in crystal pvp lmaoo

    • @Nowfen
      @Nowfen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skill? Wdym skill, check out my cps bro.

  • @theyanman6442
    @theyanman6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2714

    I hear "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" in my nightmares

    • @penginpunkin1487
      @penginpunkin1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dude if he doesn't say that, the world is going into a deeper anarchy than it already is.

    • @darcygardner415
      @darcygardner415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good.

    • @the_luckiest_charm
      @the_luckiest_charm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hear daddy fit saying it in my wet dreams

    • @janglyjohn4635
      @janglyjohn4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hear it in my wet dreams

    • @aspookyghost4965
      @aspookyghost4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheYanMan Gromit mug

  • @gaming.clips1441
    @gaming.clips1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    Back then: sword
    Now: got my crystal like a damn pistol

  • @altoclef4249
    @altoclef4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5598

    2050: Players are using hacked cocoa beans to one-shot players

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      "Due to an oversight in the coding of cocoa beans into the game, an exploit has been discovered. This exploit uses a coding error to overwrite the cocoa bean item's damage to a value that surpasses even the likes of a 32k sword. Battles have degraded to the point where the killauras of two combatants trigger at the same time, killing both players at once."

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Error

    • @jedithenoooblet2680
      @jedithenoooblet2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      3009: players are t h i n k i n g to one shot players

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Broke: placing end crystals on obsidion/bedrock
      Woke: placeing cocoa beans on jungle logs.

    • @ren96706
      @ren96706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      2120: flower pot pvp meta

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    "2b2t's combat is not so different from the real world"
    Ah yes, i remember the time when the Confederacy used End Crystals in order to defend Richmond from the advancing Union troops

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
    @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    “The evolution of combat in 2b2t isn’t so different from the real world”
    Ah yes anyone else remember when the Japanese did banzai charges with 32k weapons ?

    • @insertsound9059
      @insertsound9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      remember when the Americans crafted end crystals and suicide-bombed themselves near the Japanese

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      insertsound ah yes remember when they would use beds to blow up their enemies

    • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
      @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@thischanneldiedlol2234 ah yes remember when the Americans crammed a shit ton of end crystals and dropped them on japan

    • @insertsound9059
      @insertsound9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 ah yes remember when the Japanese got completely obliterated by the nukes but survived because of their totems of undying

    • @PunchGod741
      @PunchGod741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      insertsound ah yes remember when the Japanese bed bombed an American base and the Americans unloaded thousands of crystals on two Japanese bases and many players

  • @supercool_saiyan5670
    @supercool_saiyan5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    2030: In the oldest anarchy server in minecraft this is how sea pickles became 2b2t's most powerful weapon rivaling that of the superweapons of the last decade.

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Speed bull The year is 3030 everything is 2b2t

    • @justjack2131
      @justjack2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Still hasn’t updated to 1.13*

    • @cruise_101
      @cruise_101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just Jack 1.13*

    • @ComputerJunkie00
      @ComputerJunkie00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're gonna figure out a way to make end crystal cannons and mortars.

    • @justjack2131
      @justjack2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cruise thanks, I knew it was one of the two

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    2b2t player seeing literally any item: idk man seems like a weapon to me

    • @luzi6811
      @luzi6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      stonks

    • @schweigefuchs7308
      @schweigefuchs7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@luzi6811 that makes 0 sense in the context

    • @luzi6811
      @luzi6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@schweigefuchs7308 not stonks :(

    • @thex9165
      @thex9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Wick in minecraft

    • @gestimo6168
      @gestimo6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well if they eat a gapple, their probably gonna attack you, if they pull out a crystal, they are probably gonna attack you, if they pull a sword they will probably attack you, if they pull out obsidian they are probably gonna attack you and if we go back a little, if they pulled out a shulker they were either gonna attack you or ban you.

  • @noddlelebowski1074
    @noddlelebowski1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    One more thing:
    Kingoros noticed that hacks like killaura didn’t effect bows. So Kingoros used his pearls to get away from Popbop and ITristan after trading multiple hits. After he hits them a couple times he allows himself to take knockback so that he can get away from their reach or he would just use pearls and start hitting them with his bow multiple times. After he understood that he was getting out powered he jumped into the ocean and started hitting them, since they didn’t had speed hacks they couldn’t get close to him if he kept spamming his bows, with this tactic he did a shit ton of damage to them.

  • @TheFinMyster
    @TheFinMyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    When a player only uses kill aura in any other server-" hacker!"
    When a player only uses kill aura in 2b2t "Basically he's playing vanilla minecraft."

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Natulus yeah basically

    • @ignealacerta4629
      @ignealacerta4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natulus you are aware that kill aura is one of the most crucial hacks for everything single one of these metas.

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IgneaLacerta bruh you better prepare for a lot of r/woooosh

    • @ignealacerta4629
      @ignealacerta4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bmalreklaw he is implying that kill aura is not that important while in reality it is. Also very well formed opinions on 2b pvp for someone who doesn’t play!

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IgneaLacerta no I think he saying that the server is so hard compared with other servers that hacks are A necessity to have

  • @galbadral1347
    @galbadral1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4083

    I love how 2b2t tries to turn everything into a weapon

    • @porter5224
      @porter5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I mean, it's effectively a war, and war inspires innovation. Anything to get an edge on your foe.

    • @masterparker116
      @masterparker116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Next thing you know food is a weapon

    • @amanportalhavoc203
      @amanportalhavoc203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      EXCALIBUR TRY HARD | ah yes, slapping someone holding a piece of raw/cooked steak

    • @galbadral1347
      @galbadral1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@masterparker116 I mean look at gapples

    • @FoccaciaDiRecco
      @FoccaciaDiRecco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like in real life

  • @etzaliYT
    @etzaliYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    If I had a Minecraft block for every time Fit said "oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" I'd have enough blocks to recreate the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

    • @amazoncouch7116
      @amazoncouch7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment

    • @Dunger974
      @Dunger974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god

    • @clooxies2952
      @clooxies2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not funny

    • @harryrambo4564
      @harryrambo4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha this 1 actually made me laugh

    • @He1IoStuff
      @He1IoStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      8 terabytes worth of blocks? damn

  • @cryingcatgoesbark310
    @cryingcatgoesbark310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Fit: “suicide bombing became an actual tactic!”
    Japan in world war 2: *are you challenging me?*

    • @deathgamer8086
      @deathgamer8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      al qaeda: amateurs.

    • @paradox1315
      @paradox1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats... f***** up dude

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kamikaze intensifies

    • @paradox1315
      @paradox1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewlee4353 thats not the problem...

    • @snakyYT
      @snakyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hell yeah then they get nuked

  • @cat_is_alive996
    @cat_is_alive996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    Honey: We NEED to find another youtuber we can sponsor...
    CEO: Maybe we could find one on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your pfp is awesome.

    • @cat_is_alive996
      @cat_is_alive996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AtlasofSol Aw, thank you! 🙂 I do youtube vids and twitch, so I didn't have a profile pic that fit my name for a long time.

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cat_Is_Alive did you draw that?

    • @cat_is_alive996
      @cat_is_alive996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AtlasofSol Hah, unfortunately no, but I did photoshop the background and the actually image and everything.

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cat_Is_Alive well, that’s still really cool. That would make an awesome phone case

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Imagine just going about your business in hell and some dude throws a bed at you then jumps into it and explodes

  • @Emolgabrine
    @Emolgabrine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Is no one going to talk about the fact Fit had a gnome in his shopping cart?
    Madlad gnomed us all

    • @kpeguyebbers850
      @kpeguyebbers850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HELLO THERE OLD CHUM

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where?

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is that?
      Sorry for being dumb

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JABEXE where?

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JABEXE did you really have to point that out? theres less of a chance people notice if you dont, you're just harming his privacy.

  • @ArxN87
    @ArxN87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    imagine a kid plays 2b2t and say "YOU'RE HACKING!!!!"

    • @inklingswtf
      @inklingswtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      nah they probably get bored waiting in the queue lmao

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@inklingswtf nah they grab there moms credit card and buy max priority quene

    • @inklingswtf
      @inklingswtf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@qingpetcher667 maybe that too

    • @0raph
      @0raph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It's free real state"

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@qingpetcher667 “max priority queue”

  • @Cranium010
    @Cranium010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    I swear if a crafting table doesn’t become a deadly one shot weapon I will be very disappointed.

    • @tama5046
      @tama5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@senticlaus5394 yea sure

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      its in the works. the crafting table cult, they're slowly but surely summoning the elder gods which they themselves need to perform rituals to finally form the anti-hack 32k crafting table

    • @crazytd9536
      @crazytd9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It already has, i know someone who has an illegally enchanted crafting table

    • @davr1
      @davr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@senticlaus5394 I can give everyone on 2b op if i want to :)

    • @imchristianya3932
      @imchristianya3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tama5046 toxic

  • @Scapularbore
    @Scapularbore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    Automated PVP is never going to be better than kingoros you know this fit I could see him being better than anyone on the server with hacks just imagine the king of PVP using hacks unstoppable.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      kingoros even has one of the most fun names ever

    • @SirAarthur
      @SirAarthur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea

    • @cracked982
      @cracked982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seneca Gray yes, I use his name because I just like it

    • @hollandpe283
      @hollandpe283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kingoros is a god

    • @kingaced9467
      @kingaced9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna see kingoros even try to beat someone like marcel, gamefreak, or jewdah

  • @darintrifonov1564
    @darintrifonov1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    "And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions"
    Me: Of course they did.

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And this comment has a stack of likes-(July 30th 2020(

    • @bloodin6840
      @bloodin6840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Longus07 give me money gaben

    • @eisaranderee610
      @eisaranderee610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Combat snapshot 7c
      Am I a joke to you

    • @blancogohan
      @blancogohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      welp

    • @rascalpants08lizziedrippin69
      @rascalpants08lizziedrippin69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bloodin6840 That is a fake steam

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Hause: thank god I did it! I patched 32k swords!
    Some random exploiter about to invent 33k swords: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @dravskii
      @dravskii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ennard

    • @fxfville5294
      @fxfville5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @sea. its actually 64 integer but its not unlocked yet :o)

    • @jukit3906
      @jukit3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fxfville5294 32767 is the 16 bit integer limit

    • @Yoyokun711
      @Yoyokun711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he would just ban him as i dont think he wants to go through the pain again XD

    • @nursestoyland
      @nursestoyland 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Yoyokun711not unless he makes millions of them

  • @samthegreatestpickle1632
    @samthegreatestpickle1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "the evolution of combat on 2b2t isn't so different from the real world"
    Yall remember that one time when Napoleon invaded Germany with 32k swords?

    • @AbleRaxskall
      @AbleRaxskall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah man that happened two times already

    • @Beetless
      @Beetless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sam king of the lions made me laugh lol

    • @nogisonoko5409
      @nogisonoko5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And destroying the Coalition forces consist of Austrian and Russian army in the Battle of Austerlitz with end crystals? Yeah i remember.

    • @_H0X
      @_H0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss the days when Caesar fought Pompey using stacked instant damage potions 😔👊

    • @danieltan7344
      @danieltan7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, also the time when alexander using almost vanilla client beat darius with all the best hack client around

  • @uriahgarcia3329
    @uriahgarcia3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4457

    The year is 2025, everything’s been griefed, the worlds an endless no mans land of bedrock and obsidian, there’s no way to get supplies, all recourses are exhausted. Players struggle to find food and players hunt each other for supplies, hidden caches still exist, hidden in parts of the nether, but portals are hard to find in these days. Players cry out or pray for a world reset, but housemaster doesn’t grant their wishes, for the players must live in the world they created, they must live with the sins they committed.

    • @CGethins
      @CGethins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Shiver my timbers

    • @hero-fix2112
      @hero-fix2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      dark af

    • @stevengaming3689
      @stevengaming3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Nospacito Playz1 ?

    • @stevengaming3689
      @stevengaming3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      The world reset part actually got me chilled.

    • @babytinkerz3088
      @babytinkerz3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Nospacito Playz1 I recognize you from cpe

  • @LimePasta
    @LimePasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Okay, hear me out, imagine if:
    Baritone pvp becomes standard meta.
    People buy 5+ alt accounts just to run baritone on them.
    Run alt accounts simultaneously using either a virtual box or another computer.
    Players have active minions they bring into combat.
    Mfw 2b2t becomes a moba.

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's what I was thinking, imagine a builder at spawn flexing on people while his Baritone Alts just massacre any witnesses.

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That would probably become an EULA nightmare at best. If you gain any advantage (say, by owning many automated accounts) it becomes a problem according to the EULA. Fit sort of mentioned it in the past. And I guarantee accounts would be bought in mass and some would pop up for cheap sold by 2b2t players. (On a side note this is beautifully chaotic. Microsoft being a victim of their own contract is some God Tier irony).
      Beyond EULA, a problem Clash Royale had with the trading of accounts was that stolen credit cards and all that were used to purchaise in game loot to then sell to buyers. Therefore It's a very real scenario that cheap mc alts would come from stolen money and stolen accounts. Its likely Mojang/Microsoft would face legal action if they ignore this.
      Perhaps limiting IPs to one account could be a solution but where theres an anarchy server community, theres a way. Certainly, baritone like bot wars would be an interesting new meta at the very least. Continuing the current era of 2b2t or perhaps worthy of its own.

    • @user-le2yl2qh6e
      @user-le2yl2qh6e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooo

    • @user-le2yl2qh6e
      @user-le2yl2qh6e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      imagine if they wear same suites and all

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It already is. you can buy 110 alts for $3.

  • @dadjoketrademark6956
    @dadjoketrademark6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Short Answer: Adapt, Overcome, Survive
    Long Answer: Years of updates and player discoveries

  • @iamsus7158
    @iamsus7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    I love how when he says ,,the servers admin“ he always says hausemaster and Shows his skin

    • @ユノタツモリ
      @ユノタツモリ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Like "This is the man who has created this gathering place of inventive psychopaths."

    • @shackygolem5
      @shackygolem5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He shows the skin to remind us that he is not a house

    • @derdimi927
      @derdimi927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s just a distraction from the actual admin of the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

    • @RandomPrimoShit
      @RandomPrimoShit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is scared

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shackygolem5 xddddddd

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    2011: Swords
    2016: *S U I C I D E B O M B I N G*

    • @idkidk4334
      @idkidk4334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      2020: furnace

    • @rrranes
      @rrranes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      went from game of thrones to 9/11

    • @asharfirdaus4147
      @asharfirdaus4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kamikaze intensifies

    • @ultra_exists
      @ultra_exists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zachary66 racism me funnee

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    My fave moment from real history was when the mongols found a cache of 32k sharp swords and went a little wild

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mine was when the Germans started using hack clients to pvp other countries

    • @xxdholmesxx7947
      @xxdholmesxx7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't choose what my fav ones was

    • @somebodyhere3160
      @somebodyhere3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mine was when the US discovered end crystals and may have destroyed a few cities in the process

    • @brianlin5636
      @brianlin5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SomebodyHere * two bases

    • @xxdholmesxx7947
      @xxdholmesxx7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somebodyhere3160 oh yea I almost forgot about that yea I agree

  • @bromcskillz
    @bromcskillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Fit is like the wise old man telling old legends to the new

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proffesionalbusinessman3677 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBB

    • @JJadne
      @JJadne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah pretty much

    • @JJadne
      @JJadne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @White Boy I have diablo 3

    • @flametree5540
      @flametree5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No his is wise daddy

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@proffesionalbusinessman3677
      Same difference.

  • @alexwarmouth6012
    @alexwarmouth6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I love how jam packed the history of 2b2t is. Every block has a story, every player is instrumental in the story overall. Somebody needs to make a month-by-month history of 2b2t as a book.

    • @aFurisk
      @aFurisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If books about the entire history of 2b2t was created, it would be extremely large

    • @rickrolled7877
      @rickrolled7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SPENCER SPADY i literrally own and have read most of the series

    • @nyana6641
      @nyana6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      id read that

  • @xcaedes
    @xcaedes หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That sponsorship hits different now…

  • @Wasabibt
    @Wasabibt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thanks for practising with me, I hope you enjoyed it!

    • @puffy729
      @puffy729 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf did u say to him that you're one of the best pvpers on 2b???? lmfao you really aren't you're probably like top 100

    • @Wasabibt
      @Wasabibt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@puffy729 No, he said that himself and I've never seen you at spawn before. I would be surprised if you could last a few minutes at 0 0.

    • @leannihi6807
      @leannihi6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasabi2320 2b2t DAAAAAMMMMNN

    • @oisinbeirne7801
      @oisinbeirne7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puffy you weren’t featured in a FitMC video so I mean ...

    • @puffy729
      @puffy729 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oisinbeirne7801 ?

  • @cb6733
    @cb6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    "We eventually found a way to use 32K weapons again"
    Of course you did

    • @JCG-049
      @JCG-049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s a command you can type in to get a 32k sword (16391 attack damage)

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JCG-049 only in creative

    • @adlirez
      @adlirez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JCG-049 not in 2b2t you can’t. Unless you had backdoor access and until Hausemaster hasn’t found a way to patch the current thing making 32k possible, 32k is extremely valuable and would definitely spell the difference between life and death.

    • @JCG-049
      @JCG-049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but 2b is in survival

  • @kleinekip1235
    @kleinekip1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Fitmc: hits 1 mil
    Honey: n o w y o u a r e w o r t h o f a s p o n s o r s h i p

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and he uses that time to buy a goose

    • @TheGamingAlong
      @TheGamingAlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spaced letter so f u n n y

  • @rd101
    @rd101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how all these 2b2t events have name. It's so cool because it reminds me so much of our world's history. Good job on this vid Fit! I really enjoyed it a lot! Keep up the great work

  • @emperormajorian112
    @emperormajorian112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Caches of weapons” my gosh it’s like finding the relics of a previously advanced civilization

  • @quantumkris5028
    @quantumkris5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    "How we went from sticks and stones to automated warfare". That statement alone is so powerful it doesn't even JUST apply to Minecraft...

    • @user-nd3ew1kp4w
      @user-nd3ew1kp4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      War...
      War never changes

    • @toxpov3612
      @toxpov3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-nd3ew1kp4w except the joke was about how war evolved lol

    • @bearcatben4762
      @bearcatben4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@toxpov3612 Comedy...
      Comedy never changes

    • @boshiko3587
      @boshiko3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GTA too

    • @ManipulateHavoc
      @ManipulateHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FIFA... FIFA never changes

  • @penginpunkin1487
    @penginpunkin1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "To beat the enemy, you must know the enemy."
    "Keep you friends close, and your enemies closer." Sun Zu knew what he was talking about when in a few thousand years crystal bombing would murder thousands.

    • @PenguinSandwich
      @PenguinSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Technoblade knows it

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Sun Tzu

    • @TheMadMagnet
      @TheMadMagnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sun Tzu said that! And I think he'd know a little more about it then you do Pal because he invented it!

    • @metekaygsz7681
      @metekaygsz7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheMadMagnet and then he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor

    • @human6310
      @human6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metekaygsz7681 Goddamnit stick with your jojo references kujo jotaro, oh and -female koichi- your daughter called she needs to get picked up from soccer practice.

  • @scoomplers
    @scoomplers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Fitmc went bald because he became too powerful: he buys protein drinks in bulk.

    • @fluffernutters5876
      @fluffernutters5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This explains a lot

    • @_vla
      @_vla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he does 1000 pushups 100KM's per day

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saitama

    • @terranceclark8328
      @terranceclark8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he doesn't, he dupes them

    • @themondegod4014
      @themondegod4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk why he haven't duped hair yet

  • @draqonfyre4385
    @draqonfyre4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    1.16: Hacked clients abuse the new pigstep disc to insta-kill any player that hears it

    • @zarabatanaproductions9240
      @zarabatanaproductions9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It’s because of how fire the song is

    • @unturned55
      @unturned55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what scp is this

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I first thought it was real.
      Maybe it will when 2b2t updates to 1.16,Who knows?......

    • @decastar3010
      @decastar3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Music aura, new hack
      Now comes with disc 11 and 13!

    • @gonzaaa_t
      @gonzaaa_t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤑🤑

  • @physpherix
    @physpherix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I haven't heard that "Ooh" sound when taking damage in a long long time. Also, I totally forgot it existed.

  • @aqwaa3057
    @aqwaa3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Still waiting for the „do everything at the same time“ hack, where you just have to lean back and watch the hack play for you

    • @ravenster2389
      @ravenster2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2021 meta is already like that. cringe meta

  • @Owen.F
    @Owen.F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Imagine Hausemaster turns every single crystal into, idk, hay bale, and makes crystals uncraftable for a while, i think that would be funny.
    *Someone in mid-fight starts placing hay bales furiosly*

    • @sedativedance6910
      @sedativedance6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People would.. notice it...

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol he should for a few days or a week or something as a joke

    • @Owen.F
      @Owen.F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sedativedance6910 that's... The point...

    • @Uwawa96
      @Uwawa96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The thing is , Crystal pvp is not a toxic part of MC pvp , it is in its very nature the cure to the shit fest Mojang has created by allowing people to put a 80% Damage Reduction onto Another 80% Reduction. The Gapple was never the issue , the issue was Diamond Armor itself.
      Pvp would have been fine if 1.9 did not add toughness to diamond armor.
      Serioulsy ... Crystals are the way to go even on Regular MC servers.

    • @Owen.F
      @Owen.F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Uwawa96 It would be a joke for a couple hours

  • @randomperson-bi1xl
    @randomperson-bi1xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Imagine FitMC saying “The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft.”

    • @tibersky8718
      @tibersky8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he actually said thatin smpearth

    • @berndsosch5672
      @berndsosch5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wish granted

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The youngest Republic server in Terraria

    • @itsokgames
      @itsokgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The youngest communist server in rocket league

    • @codingfiregod
      @codingfiregod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the youngest wall of china

  • @unexpectedproton8253
    @unexpectedproton8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    He should have said "Honey is basically a hacked client, but in real life"

  • @cormanec210
    @cormanec210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There is no one who can talk about a toxic wasteland of a minecraft server and make it feel like a live-action movie then Fit himself.

  • @midgeylittle6892
    @midgeylittle6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    We need a “Oldest server in Minecraft” count for all his videos

    • @80Bucks
      @80Bucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But that's not what he says though..

    • @Sandwich3
      @Sandwich3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's tons of them

    • @MostGenericUser
      @MostGenericUser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We need a montage of everytime he's said it

    • @LazyJoe_CM
      @LazyJoe_CM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we do

    • @brodyspears8290
      @brodyspears8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Anarchy

  • @kimmstiny.
    @kimmstiny. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Fit managed to not say "The oldest anarchy server" for 20 seconds

    • @ly1ngs
      @ly1ngs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He never said it in one of his videos

    • @kimmstiny.
      @kimmstiny. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ly1ngs which one?

    • @ly1ngs
      @ly1ngs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kimmstin Y. I forgot

    • @aaronyazidtr9478
      @aaronyazidtr9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimmstiny. the 1M subs special

  • @merchanttoiletpaper6128
    @merchanttoiletpaper6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The times when food didnt stack up and taking damage made sounds...

    • @lainwired3946
      @lainwired3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it still makes a hit sound but not the oof lol

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lainwired3946 I miss the oof... I remember playing the game when I was 10 years old on a cracked client in 2010.

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *UGH!!!* *UGH!!!* *ugh!!!*

    • @adem2725
      @adem2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blueredblack7026 will do once i got the cash

    • @jayvhoncalma3458
      @jayvhoncalma3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And bows we're machine guns

  • @JstTrolling
    @JstTrolling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    2060: People are getting strength 6000 pots and one shotting people with their fists.

  • @xaviermazzotta739
    @xaviermazzotta739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Baby Fit: Ththhhthh
    Father: Look! He's about to say his first words!
    Baby Fit: Thhhhthe oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @emilebriere5567
      @emilebriere5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated

    • @superstan1108
      @superstan1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      but still in his deep voice

    • @BoomBrush
      @BoomBrush 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THISSSSSS IS THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT AND IM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU ALL ITS QUIRKS AND FEATURES

  • @spineck5499
    @spineck5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    even 2b2t had its own "cold war" with the race of 2 clients to have the better technology to use lol

    • @gecko_6103
      @gecko_6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats rigt

    • @Videoswithsoarin
      @Videoswithsoarin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its not a cold war because people were actually fighting

    • @eak8756
      @eak8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro call of duty cold war just dropped

    • @lilnignig506
      @lilnignig506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      General Psycho technically that wasnt the cold war though lol

    • @frizzy3249
      @frizzy3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More of an Arms Race then a Cold War

  • @57yuri84
    @57yuri84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "Fights that will sometimes last 20-30 Minutes."
    Gapple Players: oof.

    • @randelpro2324
      @randelpro2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totem and end crystal players be like: *yeaa boii*

    • @ying492
      @ying492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gapple hurts my hands, i normal click

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Old minecraft hurt sound”

    • @senticlaus5394
      @senticlaus5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh Gapple for me only takes like 1 minute to finish

  • @walz4635
    @walz4635 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Thanks FitMC for recommending me Honey! I've just downloaded it

    • @S1NDALL
      @S1NDALL 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s a scam don’t use it

    • @S_MAN_CHAN
      @S_MAN_CHAN 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@S1NDALL no shit

  • @danieltan7344
    @danieltan7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    2100: An exploit found that once you have a basic information of a user, you could use it to rewrite their health value to 0, and at the same time disable any attempt to use totem or gapples, resulting in what known as whisper killing, where chats were being used to kill people that in one point, nobody use the chat anymore

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Housemaster MK.IV V3 quickly patched this exploit after it was discovered

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Update: knowing a minecraft players ign allows you to kill them in real life

    • @billionpie3821
      @billionpie3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait until you find out about deathnote

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Владимир Путин I mean he tries his best but fixing things while you have a relatively large playerbase constantly figuring out new ways of using superweapons and stuff, its not easy. But he's honestly done a pretty good job, superweapons are mostly patched with only a few stashes left with nobody using them. End crystal fighting is the fighting of choice. He's one admin against the biggest anarchy server, how much can he realistically do, and despite that he still does a lot.
      The server is mainly known for its old playerbase, yes, but there is a large influx of new players recently, and there's a reason it only became popular and well known 2 or 3 years ago, it's because that's when most of these new players joined. Also, the fact there needs to be a queue with such a long wait and such a large pay shows that the server isnt dying because enough people want to play it and are waiting to play it at all times almost that it would be difficult for the server to die even if all the players currently on never logged on again

  • @connorguitar
    @connorguitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Guys, I have come up with a new theory. After months of research, I have come to the conclusion that 2b2t could possibly be the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

  • @l0kumidit641
    @l0kumidit641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I can't watch this the same way knowing he was an elementary school teacher lol

  • @chadhill136
    @chadhill136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is one of the rare videos where he goes 10 seconds with out saying "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"

    • @Yoyokun711
      @Yoyokun711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye i heard that these exist once in every 50 uploads

  • @Koolminer
    @Koolminer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    Who else remebers when being in full iron was the big thing

  • @tedreal2748
    @tedreal2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    next time on the 2b2t history: *how air became dangerous in 2b2t*

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Todays Pandemic

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fighting underwater...

    • @vincentmaltais507
      @vincentmaltais507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ability to locate someone using air blocks

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alwan8872 World of Warcraft had this at some point, due to a bug, lol. Basically some miniboss' ability accidentally escaped its battle confines and infected NPCs in cities, who kept infecting players there.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alwan8872 wait a minute...I've seen this one before...

  • @voooogel
    @voooogel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    17:57 yeah, my favorite part of the cold war was when joseph stalin beat harry truman in a 1v1 with an explosive device that can only be placed on obsidian

  • @nuyabuisness7526
    @nuyabuisness7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember the playing CTF games back in early beta. Standard loadout was a sword, armor, bow and three stacks of arrows. I was playing on a crappy laptop, so my render distance was set to tiny. Combat would generally be swarms of arrows coming flying out of the fog before closing the gap with swords. It was also the early days of artillery (back when hitting a tnt block set it off).

  • @jordanrosario3304
    @jordanrosario3304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    i wouldn't be surprised if there actually are 1 or 2 super weapons still in existence on 2b2t that housemaster hasn't found.

    • @meirwaxman350
      @meirwaxman350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There are still lots of them in various stashes, but trying to use them just reverts them.

    • @jplayzsfsandmore3173
      @jplayzsfsandmore3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have a 32k I preserved using a shitload of hacks but you can’t use it anymore my new weapon is a block of glass !

    • @Tyreker
      @Tyreker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jplayzsfsandmore3173 how am I not surprised
      Not sure if your joking or not but with 2b2t anything’s possible

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait...
      32K+/-1...

    • @Ansh_Soni
      @Ansh_Soni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hausemaster not housemaster 😂😂

  • @Leo-fq3sx
    @Leo-fq3sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dude these are literally documentaries, and I love them

  • @Lenin941FN
    @Lenin941FN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Not so different from the real world" ah that's right, I totally forgot about the time the Soviet Union used end crystals against the nazis

    • @modestpelicangaming8095
      @modestpelicangaming8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      how did you forget thats a classic

    • @joseph_bunnyman318
      @joseph_bunnyman318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that and bed bombing

    • @nikolakaravida4087
      @nikolakaravida4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bomber Harris dropped beds on Dresden

    • @jonathanmckarlison1203
      @jonathanmckarlison1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too remember when France use use stacked potion against England in 100 years war

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @STM replace spawning issues with birth issues

  • @Supported-Characters
    @Supported-Characters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *even our grandparents lived when old pvp existed*

    • @Yoyokun711
      @Yoyokun711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      my grandparents died

  • @null_4318
    @null_4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how much passion he has in his videos, and how he makes every video sound like a history lesson, love your videos man!

  • @eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589
    @eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I literally got an ad for honey, ANOTHER ad for honey on the right side of my computer, and now a sponsorship?!? Man, this is a lot I bet Winnie the pooh would be happy.

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Normal PvPers: woah that's really powerful sword and bow.
    2b2t PvPers: Witness the power of my *FURNACE AND BOOKS*

  • @randomzergling
    @randomzergling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he says superweapons like they are real superweapons, just like he makes hacked clients sound like godly powers.

  • @purp0555
    @purp0555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact that he’s buying weird crap like a goose and a gnome with a phone.

  • @cosmicnovacat
    @cosmicnovacat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “How we went from sticks and stones-“ to breakin yo bones

    • @idk9520
      @idk9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Applause

    • @thatoneguy9605
      @thatoneguy9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes… because your sitting there in your gaming char getting cramps from playing 2beeTootie

  • @nsdjilldavis5418
    @nsdjilldavis5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "All warfare is based on deception"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
      @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "🅱️"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @NotPepefrog
      @NotPepefrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Here hold my shulker with books." -- Book Club member.

    • @darkmatteracid2353
      @darkmatteracid2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "bruh"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @tiankuohua5167
      @tiankuohua5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iTristan: hold my 32k

    • @zyloft2053
      @zyloft2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I had a pig as my student once”
      🅱️un 🅱️zu 🔰

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fit: shows desolate wasteland full of warring players
    pop-up ad: *hope lives here*

  • @hougen8695
    @hougen8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Imagine punch of grown up men in their 20s, playing a kids building block game, where they brutally murder eachother with interdimensional crystals for fun

  • @deleetiusproductions3497
    @deleetiusproductions3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Time taken to say “oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”: about 20 seconds

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      18 seconds. Get it right lol

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jeff 09 It’s called an approximation

    • @yourmomgae420
      @yourmomgae420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah I see, nothing's changed.

    • @c101vp
      @c101vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @stawo311
      @stawo311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jeff 09 ABOUT 20 seconds

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Me: tries to watch yt video
    Honey, Raid Shadow Legends, And Nord VPN: *so when r u gonna download?*

  • @lowellprescott
    @lowellprescott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:23 i was using this as background noise and my heart sank

  • @entureach
    @entureach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    2040: Hausemaster got chunk banned due to the furnace superweapon

    • @cQuasar
      @cQuasar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3000: Chunk banned by using dead bush

    • @nathanreifan452
      @nathanreifan452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barrels could be a new chunk ban thing if they updated it

    • @randelpro2324
      @randelpro2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nathanreifan452 tru

    • @hangmx
      @hangmx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nathanreifan452 they are easier to make than furnaces as well

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walking into your own trap.

  • @xRobert1016x
    @xRobert1016x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Additional info on another time period that lasted a month or two at most: Dispenser 32k/Crystal (End of 2019)
    This happened when Hause patched illegal shulkers by making them revert when you placed them down. This initially made placing a 32k on a hopper impossible. After a day or two at most, it was discovered that you could bypass this by using a dispenser to place down a 32k shulker onto a hopper to use the 32ks. Unfortunately, this was still obsolete in PVP as it took multiple seconds to set up and a crystal could destroy it instantly. Two other hacks helped with solving this issue. The first was AutoDispenser32k which instantly set up the 32k. Many free and public clients didn't have this for a while, and even when they did it was still slow. The next hack that solved this issue was autotrap. This would automatically place obsidian blocks around your opponent while they were in a hole or just standing still, allowing you time to set up a dispenser 32k. Even with the dispenser 32ks that instantly gave you the swords, crystals were still better for the most part. This led to PVP basically just being people using bhop speed hacks with crystals to try to kill the enemy, and if someone was in a hole for too long, they would be auto trapped and 32ked. FaxMachine made two good videos showing this meta off called "Butchering Highland members with 32ks at 2b2t spawn" and "The State Of 2b2t PvP"
    This meta was ended when hause brought the unbreakables/illegals patch (rip)
    Something that I noticed in the video was that Fit said that swords/bows aren't used in this meta, which is false. Bows with instant damage arrows and swords/strength ii, when used with multiple people, are very deadly.

    • @davr1
      @davr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would've never thought that autotrap was used for 32k pvp

    • @piyayingverz15
      @piyayingverz15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      howd u know??

    • @xRobert1016x
      @xRobert1016x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irene Verzosa i did some spawnfagging when that meta was around

    • @natemajor6560
      @natemajor6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the insight

  • @eposboy5656
    @eposboy5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Professional bedwars player: I am the best at pvp
    2b2t player: have you ever survived a 1v50
    Edit: please stop fighting in the comments

    • @MrAverageGuy69
      @MrAverageGuy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LiGmA 1 lol

    • @banana-uo3be
      @banana-uo3be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2b2t players are hackers

    • @itsokgames
      @itsokgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@banana-uo3be Kingoros go brrr

    • @warmmy9851
      @warmmy9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmao 2b2t players are much worse at pvp than bedwars players they just hack

    • @jeffreyevolved8336
      @jeffreyevolved8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How are bedwars players even good at PvP lmao

  • @UpdateFreak33
    @UpdateFreak33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    "The server's admin, Hausemaster"
    "The most unfamous griefer on 2b2t: Popbob"

    • @hxssaan
      @hxssaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @GreenMoustache
    @GreenMoustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You worked over a month on this. And its well worth it. Great job Fit!

  • @pingu1038
    @pingu1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    2011: *stab* *stab*
    2020: *BOOM* *BOOM*

    • @unoriginalcopy9844
      @unoriginalcopy9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2030: *slap slap*

    • @denniscuesta7009
      @denniscuesta7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2011: *oof ooof oooooooooof*

    • @zom_tyt7382
      @zom_tyt7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2011 Bow: *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @nwsportstilidie
      @nwsportstilidie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From swords to atomic bombs. Minecraft pvp evolution is similar to real life.

    • @no0byfibby793
      @no0byfibby793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noot noot

  • @moosemann1022
    @moosemann1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When people say Minecraft is just a simple block game, show them this. Better yet, show them this channel

  • @Ianxofourlover
    @Ianxofourlover 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    1:59 that didn’t age too well

    • @DWDXDWD
      @DWDXDWD 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Same

  • @rxcin2418
    @rxcin2418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Cobgrats fit you made it 18 seconds without saying "oldest anarchy server"

  • @bruh-od4kt
    @bruh-od4kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    TH-camr: this video is sponso-
    Me: 50 seconds+

    • @thatmobi
      @thatmobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except Graystillplays

    • @megagaming5809
      @megagaming5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so true

    • @megagaming5809
      @megagaming5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatmobi what? he does not play minecraft

    • @thatmobi
      @thatmobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megagaming5809 He Does

    • @megagaming5809
      @megagaming5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatmobi since when?

  • @psivewri
    @psivewri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Glad to see you doing sponsored videos 👌

    • @ibbnoghere
      @ibbnoghere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :)) hii why no one saw you

  • @chikoritalover
    @chikoritalover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The great storytelling of the channel and the use of Donkey Kong 64 music has finally convinced me to subscribe >:D

  • @gregorix1445
    @gregorix1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10 seconds into the vid, and i already know imma watch the whole thing

  • @aS9dxf869sd
    @aS9dxf869sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I've never played 2b2t a single day of my life but I wait for this man's uploads like no other

    • @greenninja9330
      @greenninja9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not play then

    • @AbleRaxskall
      @AbleRaxskall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greenninja maybe he cant wait 5 - 14 hour wait time

    • @sovereigntyofvoyagers7380
      @sovereigntyofvoyagers7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The lore is intriguing, and most people like me and him really love learning the story of the server. But we all know that 99.5% of newcomers to 2b2t would be eaten within the first few minutes of joining lmao
      You guys can do your own things, we'll... watch from the sides like we watch a football game.

    • @aS9dxf869sd
      @aS9dxf869sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sovereigntyofvoyagers7380 hahahaha yeah

  • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
    @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great video man! You know, it's really easy to forget or take for granted the amount of work and effort that goes into making quality content like this.
    I just want to acknowledge that. Fit always delivers. Good stuff man!

  • @matthewevans7518
    @matthewevans7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:57 a small note, god apples originally were made with ingots not blocks and regular golden apples with golden nuggets. (Thus requiring only 9 gold ingots per god Apple not 72)

  • @JamesRustles
    @JamesRustles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Another excellent video! What a wild ride PvP has had on 2b2t.

  • @zefatguy9379
    @zefatguy9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    imagine hackers with netherite armor : *the total anarchy*

    • @ssleuther
      @ssleuther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It only gives knockback resistance

    • @Underground-NYC
      @Underground-NYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s gonna be a wild

    • @wadoogazoono154
      @wadoogazoono154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its not that mich pf an advantage compared to diamond

    • @aadeshsenthilkumar
      @aadeshsenthilkumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Turtle master potions will sure be a gamechanger

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At this point, there will be no difference