True Facts: Wild Pigs
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ค. 2021
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Almost all of the footage in this episode is from one of their programs called "Amazing Pigs" which was
directed by Matt Hamilton.
Piglet jaw images from:
Fraser, D., Thompson, B.K. Armed sibling rivalry among suckling piglets. Behav Ecol Sociobiol 29, 9-15 (1991). doi.org/10.1007/BF00164289
Pig Toilet miniature from the Linden Museum, added to
the Public Domain by Karl Heinrich.
Additional footage and media from Shutterstock.com
and Pond 5.com
Classical Music:
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Most of this footage is from th-cam.com/users/TerraMaterOfficial - check them out and subscribe for more amazing animals (the humpback whale clip is crazy)
Butt scientists..... you kill me.
Really. Stop killing me.
When are we getting a "True Facts: The life of Ze Frank" or "True Facts: My sister's kid, Jerry, who works for me"?
I have pig footage. You want pig footage? Oh i have pig footage. Believe you me. Skunks too. In groups. Alone... hot stuff.
well this video sucks... I mean literally sucks the tit!
I CRAVE BACON, do you?
"It's like that Circle of Life song from the Lion King, but re-imagined by a German fetish pornographer"
one line and I'm already sold.
@@AxxLAfriku what?
@@angelserenade Hes a nobody with issues, ignore him.
@@AxxLAfriku you are a good man
BACON
uff, this hurts ^^
"butt scientists... I'm sorry, but scientists."
That will never get old.
I'd buy it on a mug
That, "Behbehs" and "Beerds" are what I look forward to in these videos.
That always makes me have a spit take
Totally 😂
They're called *proctologists.* Or as the license-plate of the proctologist on Seinfeld read... *"ASS MAN."*
A funny thing about truffle hogs is that unlike trained dogs, they search for truffles mainly to eat them. So if you have one "helping" you, you need to be fast with your fingers to keep it from eating the truffle once it has found it. However, I remember reading sometimes you have to let them eat some of it or have a treat prepared, because otherwise they stop digging for them if you're around.
Yeah, they're smart. If you take all the truffles they'll stop digging them 4 you
well duh.. it's like a hawk that brings back prey it catches. You have to feed it or it stops hunting for you. I thought that was common knowledge.
@@xenxanderit does kinda seem like common sense doesn’t tit
Pigs can do short term cost benefit analysis, if only they could do long term cost benefit analysis they'd liberate themselves and eat all the truffles themselves. But hey that only makes them as smart as most humans.
It's for that reason they use dogs now. Dogs will find it for you, but aren't interested in eating it.
My wife has wanted a "mini-pig" for years. We finally got one. They really are super smart. Probably the smartest animal I've ever had. They also do not stay "mini" for very long.😂
Does it eat your shit?
no such thing as a mini pig, just a baby pig
@@0x73V14 Incorrect. It's literally called a mini-pig. It's an actual breed. Mini pig, teacup pig, micro pig...
They just don't stay "mini". But compared to a 700lb pig, a 60lb pig is definitely mini.
@@williamriker1988 they can get to 250lb though
@@pavelb7206 I believe the size of a pot bellied pig or mini pig is very dependent on the individual size of it's parents I'd say they probably top out at about 250 lb which is basically like a really big dog in terms of weight but in terms of volume they are about the size of an average dog
I don't know if Jerry is real, but if he is give him a raise.
F Jerry 🖕🏾
Tbh I don't actually think he exists. He never gets credited as a writer or editor or anything in the end credits of the video
I think if Jerry is real he's a pet of some kind but I love his "input"
Jerry doesn’t deserve anybody with the last name Danchez
Jerry exists within us all.
This episode felt more chaotic than normal. Felt less like a nature documentary and more like "holy shit, pigs"
Holy shit-pigs?
In some cases holy, shit pigs!
He probably watched the Some More News episodes about BOARS.
Well deserved. Pigs are intense.
You new here ?
I once saw a sow with at least 5 of her piglets when I was traveling with my classmates to a local wildlife refuge in Oklahoma. They all ran away as soon as they saw us and two of the piglets did a cute cartoon run where they ran in place like looney tunes style and ran with their little lives to catch up to their momma. My professor immediately said to head back to the van as fast as we can, since it meant that the 600+ lb male boar is probably nearby and we didn't want to encounter him.
Very true, feral wild pig populations in the USA are a bit out of control to say the least😂
LOLOL!! The male shows up and all of y’all would be running in place like a cartoon character for a couple of seconds before traction finally set in and you got your tushes moving toward the van. 🤣🤣🤣
I've lived in Oklahoma for most of my life and I've never seen any wild pigs! Which wildlife refuge was it?
@@MatthewTheWanderer Tishomingo National Wildlife Refuge.
@@carolinacoreas7716 Oh cool. I know where that is, although I've never been there. I wonder if there are any places near Tulsa that have feral hogs? The biggest animals I ever see in the parks around here are deer.
"fuck flavored dorito" my favorite thing from this episode.
No Jerrys were harmed during the filming of these pigs. He was harmed later.
Emotionally wounded for sure
@@jamesmccarthy962 - Petulant even .
@@jamesmccarthy962 and constantly slamming the bleep button
www.youtubesolit.com/watch?v=yBgUHiXSuDP
@@chrisdominguez2229 what's this?
"Baby elephant trying to kick its way out of a cow's face" is a hell of line. And a look.
It was described perfectly.
first time in a while I've had to pause to laugh like that :')
sooo good lol
Never found a perfect way to describe wild hogs. Now our lord and savior has given us the power.
🐗WILD PIGS LIVES MATTER🐗
Put that in the prequel for Charlotte's web had me dying. The way zefrank combines science and humor is a real talent indeed. 😂
I was absolutely shocked that with the pigs' genus being Sus, you hadn't made any among us jokes. But then you got the "many a mongoose" line in there right at the end and I felt heard. Thank you for making me feel heard, Ze Frank.
Frank seems more classy than that.
Poor Jerry, doesn't even get his name in the credits.
Can we get a True Facts on Jerry? It is overdue.
True Facts on Jerry and Jenny!
Only if he watches a few It'saGundam vids to copy his Stew pictures first. =)
The "ze" in zefrank stands for "Jerry." When you have Multiple Personality Disorder you can bounce ideas off yourself.
th-cam.com/video/YANm9UaPVrs/w-d-xo.html !!!!!!!!!!!!
🐗WILD PIGS LIVES MATTER🐗
"In the genus sus."
"They enlist many amongoose."
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Stop
I was hoping there would be no mention of this
And the do have TUSK, tusk 🤔 TASKS!!
Amogus 😳😳😳👌😎
AMON GUS? IS THIS THE MONGOOSE FROM AMON GUS?
When the imposter is 0:51
Yet another video masterpiece of our generation, hope all is well Zefrank1; keep up the magnificent work of great content for all of us to learn and enjoy!
7:44
As a German, I always thought they are pronounced war-thog. Sounded much cooler than wart-hog.
I love these "... but let's back up a bit" intros. Give Jerry a raise
I had to back up a bit and listen to the intro a few times. "Like a baby elephant trying to kick it's way out of a cow's face." Lmfao!
"Butt scientists-- sorry. But scientists ..." 😂
it's like you aren't even noticing all of the mistakes he makes, honestly i haven't seen a single one of these that he got right. Jerry should consider himself lucky he still has a job.
F*ck Jerry, all my homies hate Jerry.
He needs to do more proofreading haha
“And once again the scientists ruined a perfectly good story.”
Facts right there😅
@Sky Dancer uhh
@@weegeequeviucoisas9854
it to protect the planet.
Just like sti someone f*cked an animal.
There so much interesting story without scientists.
www.youtubesolit.com/watch?v=yBgQcdyTdwG
"Butt scientists" err "but scientists" xDDD
this is absolutely the THE BEST documentary on youtube.
>genus sus
>many a mongoose
What's wrong with me
Now that's three words I never thought I'd hear: "Fuck flavoured Doritos".
I think he said “fart flavored Doritos.”
@@nycrawgirl I don't think so
@@jorenthar9186 I think you're right. He definitely said the dirtiest word anyone could ever think of. And enjoyed it. He is one very sick puppy and I think he's gloriously funny.
@@jorenthar9186 I watched again. You're totally right and it makes more sense that way anyway since he was talking about sex. I was tired when I responded :).
@@nycrawgirl figured ^•^
I'm glad the spelling of "behbeh" is now officially canon.
Well in French it's _bébé,_ so...
@@slappy8941 nobody cares anymore about the french!
@@slappy8941 ew french 🤢
@@michagabo8819 yeah shush, nobody wants to hear about your bullshit on a cute video on wild pigs.
shhhhhhhhhhhhh....
I really loved the beginning. The bit with the cheetah was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs zefrank.
You are very quickly becoming my favorite TH-camr & Narrator of ALL time! Thank you for consistently make an old man laugh so hard I almost choke on my own spit sometimes! Keep up the wonderful work! Once again THANK YOU!
Zefrank sounds genuinally terrified of pigs and their inevitable takeover.
Right? I mean, you shouldn't be so terrified over something that's inevitable
As he should be. Cody Showdy tried to warn us.
At this point, I may rather have swine lead us instead of the chuckleheads we have now.
@@Chaos89P The best part about that comment is that, nation doesn't matter, it is still true.
Pigs are why the robots are suddenly in such a hurry. For a couple weeks there we thought the cicadas might give them a run, but that kind of fizzled. And don't even get me started on those lazy "murder hornets"!
"It's like an Air BnB, but for nipples!" If I owned a brothel, that quote would be on the signboard.
Rentable swimsuits sound like a fast way to spread skid marks and stds. Another fine reason to avoid public pools.
🙋 sign me upp bro
He said "sus" in 2021 and it wasn't an Among Us joke... This man is strong.
This is hands down my favourite channel on TH-cam. Aside from learning so much stuff about animals I really didn’t want to know (not even in my worst nightmares), it never fails to make me laugh. Thank you Ze Frank and thank you Jerry you poor, simple bastard.
Love all the True Facts!
But zefrank1, you forgot to mention this episode how if a domesticated pig gets loose, it will physically change into a boar. Like, it's skin will get tougher, it suddenly groes more hair, and it's aggression goes way up.
'imagine if you went camping and came back transformed into an angry chimpanzee. That is how the pig do'
#Sasquatch #Bigfoot
@@GildaLee27, Good point!
im on the ground! 🤣🤣🤣☠️🤣
Hahaha yeah man, imagine that haha that'd be weird and has definitely never happened to me. Is it hot in here?
And will grow tusks...
"But reimagined by German fetish pornographers" - zefrank's explanations will never get old.
I also love that most of the footage is from a German studio lol I wonder if he had to explain that to them or if they were like, "ja, zat is ze german way"
@@madamerosario "ja, zat is ze german way" -that made me lol
@@madamerosario as a german this sounds like something a german would say
@@madamerosario how could they not agree
@@madamerosario we're actually Austrian. 😉 still: we had a great laugh.
I love Zeffank! For years I’ve shared the Duck video. Frog video. And now even the tick video. It’s good to get educated and laugh at the same time. Please never stop @zefrank. You are awesome. Thank you!
I was afraid Jerry finally got himself fired, but he just came in late today.
He’ll never fire Jerry. I like to imagine they’re in a romantic relationship and that’s how they bicker.
Zefrank1: in the genus “sus”
Me: get out of my head
EMERGENCY MEETING
A Mongoose
AAAAAAAGH
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@@khuovo8848
there is a _fungus_
...
_amongus_
Absolutely Great Video! Just Subscribed. In the late 50s/early 60s my Mom in Arkansas adopted a Runt pig as a pet, thought it was a dog, went hunting with other dogs, and turned big & red. Was so gentle, was donated to a petting Zoo.
"There's like a billion pigs and no one seems worried about it." I am, I absolutely am.
"Don't do it Jerry"
*Jerry drops a sick beat*
A wild extra history fan!
@koiun dwrru XD
Pigs: “We’ll have to redo it when we take over”
Its animal farm all over again
And they're keeping their back toes to use human machinery!
That movie scared the ish out of me
I was looking for someone to reference this book 😂
the pigs with 2 legs have already taken over. Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend (rip you to pieces) you.
@@omartistry wait it's a movie?
I love and enjoy your videos so much. Thank you, again and again! I have just shared with my niece as she told me how much she loves animals, but lives in the city, so we had some lovely chat time and I had the perfect reason to introduce her to you! Naturally, she loves you too!
One of the best episodes ever, superb script.
"The forest... is like nature's IKEA." Dunno why, but that cracked me up!
Fuck flavored dorito really did it for me 😭
@Denis khoruzhik no because IKEA is a bloody maze to walk through and easy to get lost like a forest
😂🤣
That was absolutely brilliant 👏👏👏😂😂😂
Science may have ruined a perfectly good story, but zefrank gave us the "f*** flavored Dorito"
😂😂😂
Why did my mouth water at this? I don't even like Doritos.
... or do I? 🤔 😅
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
I missed your videos for a few weeks. err, months; so I am watching them now. 2 hours so far. You sure have good science stuff going on here. Keep up the good work. ... and thank Jerry - he sounds like a handful.
My father and a buddy of his ran into a wild pig while they were out hunting squirrels once, the pig charged them and they had to run. They were only carrying small pistols and it took both of them running and emptying both of their clips into the pig to get it to stop. They were in the Marines at the time and they took it back to base and cooked it up so it wasn't wasted. Pigs are scary in the wild.
* scientific name for pig is sus *
* "Many A Mongoose" *
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
hm
You know, I have a friend in Venice called "Sus Sus A-moh-guess."
@@antoshq1985 dead meme
@@liamzakhaev amogus will never die
Pull the lever John Smith ( Kronk)
"They had a lot of time to evolve into their true form... goth, Satan goth" Lol.
"Demon Goth" lol
But let’s back up a bit.
🤣💜!
Are 565 people really that fucking def..??
The words "Satan" and "demon" literally only share one letter.
th-cam.com/video/16AEOVcYKbc/w-d-xo.html
The narrator is absolutely hilarious, just pure genius....now that was enjoyable. Thank You..
True facts is the perfect balance between education and comedy
Can we get a True Facts about Jerrys, Jerries, Jerri
Os that a ricky and morty reference?
Jerrae?
Please jerri
@@DaddyBeanDaddyBean Jerrii?
@@YHLGguitargeek a plethora, a surfeit, a veritable cornucopia, an abomination of Jerry.
“Jerry you don’t just use the bleep button because you have hurt feelings”
*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
Jerry's gotten pretty bold with the bleep button recently. I like it.
I didn't realize how old this was when I clicked from the short. Good job
omg this is amazing, AND THIS COMMENTARY is what all documentaries should have!!!
Just when you thought Jerry couldn't screw up, here he comes less than a minute before the end...
Was that pun intentional?
And he wasn't even breathing hard.
Babe: Pig in the City wasn't a cutesy children's story.
_It was a warning._
haha
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI
Animal farm was only the beginning
🐗WILD PIGS LIVES MATTER🐗
I used to have that on VHS and watched it over and over... I'm ready
I have so much fun listening to you . Information can be fun when your narrating. I hope you keep on giving interesting facts. Kudos to you!
These videos are gold! So glad I found this channel!
“You don’t use the bleep button just because you have hurt feelings, Jerry!” 😂
yes we know, we watched the video too
@@organicleaf someone's butthurt
Jerry " *BLEEP BLEEP* :'("
@@Sir_Bucket nah, im just annoyed by people who just quote something from the video, everyone here has seen, without adding anything to it. i go into the comment section to see what other peoples input is on the subject, but then im greeted with unnecessary quoting, and its not like its 1 or 2 comments, but the majority. especially cuz these quotes get many likes for some reason, which means these are the ones that yt shows
@@organicleaf again, someone's butthurt.
If you get that annoyed by a comment you are the one with an anger issue.
TL;DR - Wild Pigs are literally Orcs. Made out of bacon.
orcs are delicious
orcs are delicious
Agreed
Orc were origionally supposed to be humanoid boars so yeah lol
Looks like meat is back on the menu!
These videos are the best, please never stop making them!!!!
This was much more informative than I expected it to be.
"There's like a billion pigs, and nobody seems worried about it."
Instant like
Bah, Gallus gallus domesticus has several DOZEN times more than that AND is the closest living relative of Tyrannosaurus rex!
@@DonaldWWitt "Chickens are decent people" George Carlin
th-cam.com/video/YANm9UaPVrs/w-d-xo.html !!!!!!!!!!!!
“If you’re an advertiser trying to target me, those are the kinds of keywords you’re gonna have to use.”
I'm not trapped in my computer with spyware.
Spyware is trapped inside my computer with ME.
"If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you"
Well then, Nietzche...you should feel bad for the Abyss. Because it's about to think Nope. Nope. Nope.
🐗WILD PIGS LIVES MATTER🐗
Pure gold, pure pure gold!
@@johnnyholmes8840 You heard of PETA?
@@MammalianCreature yeah, they are on the same level as BLM, anyone that buys into either is a dummy. If they are educated on either beliefs and tactics, yet still contribute they must be some real terrible people.
These are the videos I watch when I want to be intrigued & horrified @ the same time.
Great information presented with great humor to keep the viewer entertained. LOVE IT.
Pumba was obviously drawn as the most beautiful pig ever.
If school had documentaries like this then everyone would be smart.
Honestly, they should redo Evey documentary,
for engaging education
Or if you payed attention lol
@@crazytigerspy9420 not really honestly I'm bored easily if I'm not interested. Which might seem childish from a point view but if I compare TH-cam to high school.
In 20 minutes I've learned to rewire my e bike to add an extra battery and after that changed the frame and transferd the thing. I didn't know anything about electricity and now I've learned something different then surfing snails. I'm bored easily and visual representation while explaining it with a story/joke for 1-7 Times makes it stick better while laughing. It's like more senses are engaged cumulative with a happy memory/stimulus.
IQ can improve,the hard ware Seems to matter but the software is a pretty plastic in a way more significant way.
@@crazytigerspy9420 they designed our education to make us dumb and give the submissive types that do what theyre told an edge
@@loganc339 exactly
“Sorta like a fuck flavored dorito” omg my stomach hurts from laughing so damn hard
You’re an old millennial
@@LoganMarcosSchmidt Me too, and I was laughing damn near whole way through!
...and it's lost in the couch. You're damn right I'm fishing for it!
Every single episode is an ab workout
That one was my favorite!
What a joy it was to watch this. I just love the humor - it is truly hilarious.
The narration on this is f**king hilarious I love these videos.
"Theres like a billion pigs, and noone seems worried about it"
wait, should we!?
Haha! Of course not!
The pigs are friendly and
quick they're distracted run while you still can
Only when they are commanded by emus. Emus won at least one war against humans without weapons. Pigs have weapons.
Only if 30-50 of them show up on your lawn one day
@@TeeBar420 They're only a threat if you don't have assault rifles.
Well, yes. They make some tasty bacon, but if the tables are turned they have no problem making bacon out of you. Just saying.
"F*** flavored Doritos"...
You, Sir, are a national treasure.
Give it a few years. He might be an oracle
Lol I said the same thing a few years ago😅
@KP_SapphireMK2 ikr like for real though 👍💯
“A fuck flavored Doritos stuck in the couch cushion! Youd be digging around in there.”
This has my favorite intro to any true facts video
2:30 the fact that its officially labeled *BEHBEH* on the scientific diagram is absolutely killing me😂😂
#Moira
Thank u didnt notice lol
I hate that I've watched this three times and your comment make me see it finally.
And its scientific name is Sus
I fucking saw that too and died
"Thats the definition of trust isn't it? How close will you let someones teeth to your genitals."
i cant trust anyone anymore >:(
By far the best documentary channel out there.
One of my favorite channels. Great stuff.
So, Timon should have been a mongoose, not a meerkat
Yuh
A meerkat IS a mongoose.
- inspired by the line, "A Bordeaux IS a claret.".
from Fawlty Towers
🐗WILD PIGS LIVES MATTER🐗
Same family, and do same behaviour.
Hakuna Matata
This guy could explain door handles
He SHOULD explain door handles
And nake it interesting lol
Door handles are actually quite fascinating. I'd encourage you to open one up.
Or fork handles
he would have a gud handle on how to explain it
Thank you for the smiles!💌
Thank you so much for the genius that is the beginning of this vid. Laughed my head off!! I needed it.
“What about shit?”
“We aren’t mad at it”
Got me laughing 😂😂
I remember when this channel was inactive for like 2-3 years. So happy the darkages have ended!
I genuinely was like "damn, it's so sad Ze is gone forever" and we got the first True Facts later that week. And life has been good ever since
Omg a new video of his. I'm gonna treasure every moment
“If you’re an advertiser trying to target me” ha ha best line ever
I never walk around wishing I could learn more about about wild pigs, or nudibranchs, or spiders, until Zefrank posts a video. Then I watch it, and realize this is the video I've wanted to see for months. I just didn't know it.
or sea pigs
Butt of course
*“Piglets are one of the only mammals born with weapons to be used against their own siblings…”*
So that’s why my man Piglet from Winnie the Pooh had so much anxiety and afraid of everything… he was fighting for his life from birth
His own siblings tried to kill him. You can't blame him.
The Key,
Are you a Buffy fan?
Nahhh he killed all his siblings and afraid of karma
@@beachgirl4583 Buffy…. Vampire slayer?
@@thekey207 can't think of any other buffys, so probably
That intro was 100/10, cracked me up good man.
1:30 that 'ermagerd' was brilliant 😂
So your telling me, the real reason Pumba became friends with Timon was to eat the grub off his face.
No it was so Timon could eat the bugs off of his body.
I thought Timon was a meerkat not a mongoose?
@@sslizard
Meerkats are mongoose.
_It means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaays_ . . .
Wow I’m kinda shocked that their friendship makes actual biological sense lol ….But also now I’m picturing it in the context of Zefrank saying the mongoose eats the warthog’s *bleep*
"I know that's farther than what you said, Jerry."
Jerry has so much love to give.
Someone needs to invent an award so you can get something for the "baby elephant trying to kick its way out of a cow's face" line.
Just found this channel! This is TH-cam gold!!!!
In the genus "SUS"
IT NEVER ENDS
A mongoose was said too
I was searching for someone who thinks the same way
📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮
@@kidnamedfinger8565 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get outta my head!!!!!
"They're keeping them around to operate our computers and machinery." xD
Best episode ever! Way to go Ze.
Holly smoke! I laughed so hard on the intro. Genius.
“Jerry, you don’t use the bleep button just because you have hurt feelings.”
Transforms it into the intro of zefranks next hot solo
Human: What do you like to eat?
Pigs, looking at humans: *Everything.*
What do humans like to eat? Bacon! Hence, this little piggy will go to market and Ze doesn't need to worry about them taking over.
@@amyrussell860 Cease your swine propoganda! Your just trying to lul us into a false sense of security so you can take over!
Not everything. Their digestive system is very similar to humans, so they can't digest cellulose.
OMG the opening scene made me laugh so uproariously for more than 5 minutes that my wife got annoyed and asked me to get it over already lol. I watched it like 10 times. Jesus! How can this man turn documentaries into such pieces of humor?