True Facts : Killer Carnivorous Dragonflies

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  • @tigerex777
    @tigerex777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5963

    I wasn't too fond of the dragonfly until I saw them hunting mosquitoes. Dragonflies, you have my utmost support bros.

    • @sarahkilo3606
      @sarahkilo3606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      We have mosquito trucks here spraying poison everywhere once a week. I don't think it does anything because there are still millions of them that attack me outside where I live

    • @tigerex777
      @tigerex777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@sarahkilo3606 Sarah they need to be spraying dragonflies instead apparently. Maybe you should keep some as pets.

    • @Fankas2000
      @Fankas2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They had me at "hunting" and "mosquitoes"

    • @JNM11787
      @JNM11787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We call em mosquito hawks for that reason

    • @captainfancypants4933
      @captainfancypants4933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yea these guys are great I’ve been out hiking and have deer flies pestering the hell outta me and dragon flies come in like goddamn top gun and grab them mid flight it’s awesome

  • @gangpardos3833
    @gangpardos3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4517

    “RIGHT-FRICKEN-OVER-HERE-AND-HERE.”

    • @Arrieon
      @Arrieon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      GangPardos IM ROLLINGG🤣

    • @gangpardos3833
      @gangpardos3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Arrieon Ramdial Zefrank: “This is the dragonfly nympho’s labia.”
      Pornstar: * Visibly terrified and excited.

    • @LeifBurch
      @LeifBurch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Arrieon ry RH iiii iij ji Jimi jiij iij iij I iij i Jun ii ju iij iiiii Jimi I... apparently

    • @simeonssinfulshoulders7451
      @simeonssinfulshoulders7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ohh hosh tat got me laughing like a swan

    • @melonmartini4232
      @melonmartini4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like a swan?

  • @Michael-cr4wb
    @Michael-cr4wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3978

    “Right. Frickin’. Over. Here. And. Here.” 😂

    • @justineprevost3398
      @justineprevost3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Michael Napouk I’m dying of laughter 😂

    • @Michael-cr4wb
      @Michael-cr4wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Justine Prévost have you seen his other videos, there’s several of them out there!

    • @justineprevost3398
      @justineprevost3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael Napouk yeah! I’m such a fan lol

    • @andressaldivar8671
      @andressaldivar8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao had me dying 😭😭

    • @valo8232
      @valo8232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That got me, gonna check out more

  • @Kadagirl777
    @Kadagirl777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "They eat almost anything they can catch, *with the moxie of a drunk college student who found half a breakfast burrito in their mini fridge."* 😂 Ah, these descriptions give me life

  • @hanasatsukii
    @hanasatsukii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4305

    “....yet” with the zoom on the dragonfly turning towards the camera has me DYING laughing

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The future scares me now

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      2:10

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or do you mean FLYING
      because
      dragonfly

    • @hanasatsukii
      @hanasatsukii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Flowtail why would you do this to me LOL

    • @kirknay
      @kirknay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@redflame300 it has me interested though.

  • @Joefest99
    @Joefest99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5940

    All joking aside, this is entertaining as well as legitimately educational.

    • @arreandomocitozn68
      @arreandomocitozn68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Mans a genius

    • @Harberino
      @Harberino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed

    • @possumpaws894
      @possumpaws894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I learn more from these vids, then in school

    • @Joefest99
      @Joefest99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      toxic fire Wish I could give this comment 10 thumbs up! 👍

    • @yunan9610
      @yunan9610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He joke about, but doesn't stray from the facts

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12530

    zefrank videos are the only thing keeping the fabric of spacetime from tearing in two.

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      Zefrank is Jesus approved!

    • @derpk2703
      @derpk2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Holy Christ

    • @wicket4969
      @wicket4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Jason Bourne that’s Jesus Christ

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Wait, wait, wait... So Jesus Christ has a checkbox? Meaning that TH-cam verified that the user claiming to be Jesus Christ is, in fact, the real Jesus Christ? I guess I'm no longer agnostic. Thanks, TH-cam!

    • @wyatthepner203
      @wyatthepner203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well, if there was one guy who would know, it would be you

  • @kkrankie
    @kkrankie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “And while Libby was good at avoiding frogs, she is currently under the windshield wiper of a HOOOOOUN- DDIEEEEEE…” friggin GOLD!!!

  • @asrielnightcast6610
    @asrielnightcast6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    "Such majestic creatures"
    Dragonflies: 👁👄👁

    • @MermaidMakes
      @MermaidMakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      🌑🌑
      👄

    • @eggsandyolks
      @eggsandyolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⊙*☉

    • @Guilherme-130
      @Guilherme-130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >👄

    • @guy7650
      @guy7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Karen: isn't my child beautiful?

    • @ครยฬร
      @ครยฬร 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This reply chain is an abominatuon of curse-ness

  • @SATO_FD2R
    @SATO_FD2R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12537

    Please don’t disappear for two years again...

    • @trevoncowen9198
      @trevoncowen9198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      He finally broke the spell BuzzFeed put on him

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He finally got paroled.

    • @cokebottles5218
      @cokebottles5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ikr

    • @playstationstruggle2826
      @playstationstruggle2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ikr it would be a shame :(

    • @phazongoast
      @phazongoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i can finally quote this channel in biology class and not get bad looks.

  • @StiaanyBoy
    @StiaanyBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "And although Libby was great at avoiding frogs, she is currently under the windshield wiper of a Hyyuuundaaaaiiiiii." 😂 8:01

    • @AlvinCornelius
      @AlvinCornelius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *hyun-die

    • @mickcarson8504
      @mickcarson8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL 😂

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't seem to figure out what he said, although I think he said "Honda" am I right?

    • @zainsalmon4694
      @zainsalmon4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sargentsteve7148 yup

    • @colinjones5379
      @colinjones5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope. Hyundai. Different car.

  • @christopherpetts6599
    @christopherpetts6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I showed this to my dad (he's 70). I haven't seen him laugh so hard in years. Thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance. Keep 'em coming!

  • @boss5718
    @boss5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    “Yet” dragonfly: *looks at the camera like it’s in the office*

  • @stephenhall509
    @stephenhall509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "Right... frikkin.... over... here... and... here!"

    • @elliotlucassimmons5138
      @elliotlucassimmons5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best ending ever

    • @WilletteMitchell
      @WilletteMitchell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That got me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SonicXD001
      @SonicXD001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its like your planning where to put the furniture, while having sex.

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SonicXD001
      "That is how the dragonfly do."

    • @her_kingwhereareu962
      @her_kingwhereareu962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funny

  • @sasamuraki
    @sasamuraki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    “While human entrance to adulthood is marked by pimples, useless hair on our genitals and college debt, the adult odonata gets freaking wings.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @pain2204
      @pain2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      We were totally screwed

    • @illumimakara9550
      @illumimakara9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Our reincarnation is rigged.

    • @infinitedark6158
      @infinitedark6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      On the bright side we have another 20 years of crippling depression, oh wait.... that’s not very bright....

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And now I'm jealous

    • @Lat798
      @Lat798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5:40

  • @nobody-fg3cb
    @nobody-fg3cb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    You can tell Frank has fun with these videos and honestly it's his whole appeal. He obviously enjoys this stuff and it shows

    • @JadeDragon407
      @JadeDragon407 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wonder how many retakes he has to do because he cracks himself up. Maybe one day "Jerry" should do a video hehe

  • @MrCodlunatic
    @MrCodlunatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "Their wings look like they're made by a coke addict being attacked by a squirrel who is also a coke addict" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robinmatz6686
      @robinmatz6686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought it was widely known that all squirrels are coke addicts

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robinmatz6686 You live in Florida or something?

  • @joshpeterson2451
    @joshpeterson2451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    "All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get-em attitude." 😂😂

    • @HeidiSue60
      @HeidiSue60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Josh Peterson nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate Hahahaha!

    • @lollyjollyflapjacks6078
      @lollyjollyflapjacks6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josh Peterson i was looking for this comment.

    • @TeegerLB
      @TeegerLB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I almost died at that one lmfaoo

    • @the-real-zpero
      @the-real-zpero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbh i didn't get it
      idk english isn't my first language

    • @elizabethspitzer5343
      @elizabethspitzer5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am still crying 😂😂😂

  • @rickpresley63
    @rickpresley63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    As a former practicing biology teacher, I only wish these True Facts had been available when I was in the classroom.

    • @leathalgoldfish321
      @leathalgoldfish321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we all know that they can't. Sadly.

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We ran out of time, but my Invertebrate Zoology professor was going to show us the Mantis Shrimp one

    • @junflute
      @junflute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I teach in south korea. I use them all the time. Kids love it. No backlash yet.

    • @lindag5851
      @lindag5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@catherinestickels2591 Cause it was the only video that was okay to show in school

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindag5851 That's not really a concern in college where we used them. My point was that they are indeed good in classrooms, rather than on the appropriateness.

  • @mm621
    @mm621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    1) as a former college student who has eaten breakfast burrito, this elicits a very visceral and tactile sensation memory from me.
    2) "Butt first cannibalisms is not a a good look for any species" = Truth

    • @gothgirl4evr881
      @gothgirl4evr881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he said that I think it's the first time he didn't tell Jerry he has to proof read first because he actually mean butt cannibals and not but, cannibals. 😂

  • @andreiturralde3486
    @andreiturralde3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    Dragonfly baby eats frog baby
    Frog eats dragonfly
    Well done nature

    • @JAMIE-ru7bx
      @JAMIE-ru7bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      wolf eats baby bear
      bear eats wolf
      hmmmmmm

    • @jhstylewon1172
      @jhstylewon1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      👏... 👏... 👏 (Slow clap)

    • @tungstenwall474
      @tungstenwall474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Baby human eats chicken
      Adult human eats chicken
      "Hey guys! We can use chickens to breed dinosaurs!"

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the earth.

    • @Khyrid
      @Khyrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Caterpillar eats bear
      Bear ghost haunts butterfly

  • @neverthesame7887
    @neverthesame7887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    2:15 "YET" perfectly timed! so funny!

  • @SinclairStCloud
    @SinclairStCloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get-them attitude!
    *WHEEZE*

    • @subtopewdiepie6723
      @subtopewdiepie6723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sinclair St.Cloud lol

    • @yasming3979
      @yasming3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying

    • @LukiRudaka
      @LukiRudaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sinclair St.Cloud You didn’t just lose your roommate, You lost your life
      *CARAMELLDANSEN LASER*

    • @RebirthOfJack
      @RebirthOfJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i don't get that joke...care to explain?

  • @Warbandit100
    @Warbandit100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "Friggin'. Over. Here. And. Here!"
    I'm dead XD

    • @tanyavandermerwe8330
      @tanyavandermerwe8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This got me too🤣🤣

    • @sbirk3946
      @sbirk3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10:03

    • @rithikam1359
      @rithikam1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was searching for this 😂😂😂😂

    • @briankachelman
      @briankachelman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best part of the video!! LMAO

    • @renseal475
      @renseal475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am wheeezing!!! x'D

  • @arielkagamine3782
    @arielkagamine3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    From the scientist point of view:
    "This is a marvelous nature."
    From the mosquitoes point of view:
    *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3490

    I love how Zefrank’s favorite recurring phrase seems to be “Scientists have used their sciences”

    • @jafergaming1329
      @jafergaming1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's better than saying scientists have be spending hours day maybe even years stalking some insect closer than the fbi stalks people who they don't like to see how it hunts

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And "bebbes".

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "Scientists have used their thinky thinky parts to figure out..."

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's how the scientists _do_.

    • @feeltheyumyums
      @feeltheyumyums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      hidey-holes

  • @shellsnbees
    @shellsnbees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    Thank you forever and ever for coming back to us z

    • @borodmislovich8239
      @borodmislovich8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Only took him a few years, some cow blood, and a child sacrifice. We summoned him though, it was successful.

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For real... the net just wasn't the same without frank

    • @oscarponce6045
      @oscarponce6045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9:11,try finding this position on pornhub
      Me:is that a challenge I hear?

    • @brucanthwood
      @brucanthwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the truly good things on the www

  • @TheBigChad
    @TheBigChad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    5:31 I couldn’t stop laughing, I’m so glad I found this channel. I love nature videos and maybe learning some things I didn’t know before but you are so hilarious as well. I can put these on for my daughter and we will binge every video because I get a huge kick out of them too. Seriously what TH-cam was created for, thanks for being one of the very few legitimately dope content creators

  • @DenSan7
    @DenSan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3787

    "The following has nothing to do with the human labia, which, thankfully, has not eveloved in this direction... YET".
    That's it, you are a genius.

    • @alaynahilyer3193
      @alaynahilyer3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I swear

    • @justadude9012
      @justadude9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Depends if we're considering family court as part of that equation or not.

    • @closowski
      @closowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@justadude9012 youre right. labias have been preying on modern men for decades now. the family court is like the stomach, digesting your property and wealth to feed the labia

    • @JWC_4_2_0
      @JWC_4_2_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Since ZeFrank's father did win the nobel prize in chemistry chances are he probably is a genius.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @danterief4883
    @danterief4883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "while human entrance to adulthood is marked with PIMPLES ,USELESS HAIR on GENITAL and COLLEGE DEBT the adult dragonflies gets FREAKING WINGS !!! , we totally getting screwed" i laugh so hard hearing this XD

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's hilarious because it's true.
      Seriously, Hair in your ear, on your butt....and your Genitals. Damn evolution

  • @michaeltrinh4394
    @michaeltrinh4394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    "Butt first cannibalism is not a good look for any species" 😂😂😂

  • @Puffie40
    @Puffie40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I just love how you pronounced "He-yun-die". It's priceless!

  • @memeloverr
    @memeloverr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    "You can try this at home!"
    "All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get'em attitude."
    "Nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate"

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Did that, and never again.

    • @revans1296
      @revans1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best line in the history of entertainment!😂

    • @ChubbyBasterd571
      @ChubbyBasterd571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I legit snorted laughing at this line and shot whiskey out my nose. The wife said I looked like that damn giraffe in the previous video. Lmao

    • @BrockLee3
      @BrockLee3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess I can't do this at home; I don't like muffins. Wait...does it work for pie?

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sushii Bird you forgot to use a strainer on the drain didn't you?

  • @lilgremlin6222
    @lilgremlin6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    I love how he says baby as "bebe"

  • @Manley142
    @Manley142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    “Water is drawn in from the butt, as it should be” 😂

  • @xenosbreed
    @xenosbreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I'm in a legitimately very bad mood, very down and such, but when he had us imagine an anus, and told us we can keep it, it made me laugh. Thank you zefrank

    • @ellenl.5581
      @ellenl.5581 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My day has been made.

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@bellsy4622I decided mine would have a little bow tie

    • @hwizell7478
      @hwizell7478 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fart jet propulsion
      😅

    • @DarthAnimal
      @DarthAnimal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What did your anus look like?

  • @luislebronaponte2737
    @luislebronaponte2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    BRO WHEN HE SAID "YET" AND THE BUG NOT ONLY LOOKED TOWARDS THE CAMERA, BUT THE CAMERA ALSO ZOOMED-IN ON IT.
    XD

    • @luislebronaponte2737
      @luislebronaponte2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Around 2:15
      XD

    • @jenjen2864
      @jenjen2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That part sent me 🙌🏾🤣

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The hutwatch Builder The time when he said it in the video.

    • @kv2315
      @kv2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      probably the wet dream of those feminazis

    • @sandrastreifel6452
      @sandrastreifel6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kv2315 Sounds like your wetdream, Kevin

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    It’s important to distinguish that I’m not talking about the human labia, which fortunately hasn’t evolved in this direction... YET.

    • @barbara1904
      @barbara1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bryan Smith Lol. Do your women’s labia have teeth?
      Ouch! That has to hurt. Is it worth it?

    • @eyywannn8601
      @eyywannn8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      *Sinister head turn to staring directly at camera*

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sawyer Vuorensyrja Vagina Dentata not a passing phase it means no penis for the rest of your days

    • @barbara1904
      @barbara1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NPC#563.114.512.128. Lol. Was there a lot of eating in it????

    • @t.m.599
      @t.m.599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg they are xenomorphs!

  • @AtlasMays
    @AtlasMays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    *All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a Go-Get-'Em attitude. Nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate*

    • @vilhelmhammershoi4631
      @vilhelmhammershoi4631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S BRILLIANT!!!

    • @Nezarus0
      @Nezarus0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It took me a moment, but then I just lost it. Literally cried and had to rewind the next part.

    • @masterworks71
      @masterworks71 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marlowepup9863
      @marlowepup9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know explaining a joke ruins it, and I LOVED the rest of the video, but can someone explain this joke to me?

    • @hredjragon3005
      @hredjragon3005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Butt first cannibalism isn't a very good look for any species. Nobody wins" 😂😂😂 I died!!

  • @danabana8121
    @danabana8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m a total biology/animal/science nerd and I didn’t know that they ate mosquitoes!!??? PROTECT THE DRAGONFLY at all costs!!
    Thank you, ZF. Perfect teachings and humor as always.

  • @annachristina6539
    @annachristina6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    2:15 ...has nothing to do with the human labia...yet. Priceless.

    • @Ren42697
      @Ren42697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YET

    • @blackosprey69
      @blackosprey69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially the zoom in

    • @ShamrockUSA
      @ShamrockUSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aggressively looks into your soul

    • @CamelSpyd3r
      @CamelSpyd3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that mean I should see a doctor?

    • @nayeemhaque1064
      @nayeemhaque1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that I think about it..... Have we been tricked by the labia, lured in to stick our thingies in ....looks at the ants video... life is about finding a taker for what you are giving.

  • @clink_erton
    @clink_erton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    "Water is drawn in through the butt - as it should be."
    Speech 100.

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ~ Thanos 2018

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tried that once, as a child, in the bath. Mom got mad...

  • @SYNAGATES
    @SYNAGATES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "This young couple is in search of...oh no, forget it..."
    LMFAOOO KILLED ME

    • @domosrage5434
      @domosrage5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Syna Ishihara killed them too

  • @crazystupidgamer
    @crazystupidgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know 2020 has hit you hard when you read the title as "The coronavirus dragonflies"

  • @RosesxKissesxLove
    @RosesxKissesxLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    "Right-frickin-here and-over-here" is the best sentence I've heard today xD

    • @MM420gang
      @MM420gang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had to break the 50 perfect likes

    • @RosesxKissesxLove
      @RosesxKissesxLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MM420gang thank you kind human

    • @kimberlyv1205
      @kimberlyv1205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here. I'm still laughing! :D

    • @rcp9065
      @rcp9065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to break the 100 perfect likes

    • @RenamonandLuna
      @RenamonandLuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      7:45 isn't good enough?

  • @birb180
    @birb180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    "From a scientists point of view it's a marvel of nature, from a mosquitos point of view it's a-"
    Ad: WENDY'S BACONATOR

    • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
      @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In an alternative universe where mosquitoes eat dragonflies...

    • @anonymousoff-brand7538
      @anonymousoff-brand7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that's the dragonflies point of view.

    • @348frank348
      @348frank348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haha i got "womens Degree deodorant"

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      O God o fuck that baconator gom get me

    • @jonathoncoward2210
      @jonathoncoward2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i got a mortal combat ad lol

  • @Chris-pt6hh
    @Chris-pt6hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    This blew my mind. I had no idea they lived underwater most of their lives and were so badass.

    • @AceAlbatros
      @AceAlbatros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chris blew my mind too! I always associated mosquitoes with growing up in water

    • @Somavi
      @Somavi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AceAlbatros mosquitoes require still water to reproduce, so yes

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you look up water bugs, the one thing that piranhas fear

    • @jwinthepro
      @jwinthepro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should look up caddisflies, they are amazing creatures.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jwinthepro what about sausage flies ? they submit themselves to a tribe amazons for an eternity of fucking

  • @DarkCavalry1228
    @DarkCavalry1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Right…friken…over…here!!”
    Perfection

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Dragonflies: The attack helicopters of the insect world.
    *They look cool, but nobody wants to see one chasing them.*

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Chase? They have COMBAT PREDICTION ALGORITHMS! Why chase when you can foresee your prey?

    • @baeiso9681
      @baeiso9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Here, in my little town we also called dragonflies 'helicopters'. We'll, in Spanish «helicópteros», cuz I'm from Mexico.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They look like the Russian helicopter, the Hind, which is an attack helicopter and also a troop carrier.

    • @joshuajalecoed8991
      @joshuajalecoed8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean i catch those thing and throw them out my fricken room

    • @unusanusshalllive457
      @unusanusshalllive457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *NOM NOM*

  • @akiharuse825
    @akiharuse825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    "These young couple are in search of... Oh- forget it." lmfao🤣💀

    • @ticotechhouston4917
      @ticotechhouston4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😁

    • @j.o.n3321
      @j.o.n3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fishy caught a snack!

    • @oliverlizardman
      @oliverlizardman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to lik but then I realised you're at 666 likes so I have to leave it by law

  • @kamhani7394
    @kamhani7394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    "Water is drawn in through the butt, as it should be."

    • @kpizzleprice4831
      @kpizzleprice4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @annhuffman8386
      @annhuffman8386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I actually did a snort laugh at that line!

    • @SonNguyen-tf2yn
      @SonNguyen-tf2yn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      as all things should be

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because the butt is the place to draw things through. That is is purpose

    • @thecpt6265
      @thecpt6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@annhuffman8386 as it should be

  • @GodlikeIridium
    @GodlikeIridium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "But maybe the babies are placed RIGHT OVER HERE AND HERE!" I died laughing 😂👌

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    “From the mosquito’s point of view, it’s more like
    “Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-SH*T!!”
    Nom nom.”
    Me: [can no longer breathe properly]

  • @tabithachastain6999
    @tabithachastain6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Here's another fun fact. Female dragonflies will sometimes play dead to avoid mating with an unwanted male.

    • @cynthiaaaa5204
      @cynthiaaaa5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Tabitha Chastain Same

    • @Daretobestupider
      @Daretobestupider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oof, I feel ya, male dragonfly, you're not alone.

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My gf tried that.
      It didn't work.

    • @nap8187
      @nap8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Unprofessional Professor You mean hostage

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "not tonight honey, i'm-"
      *flatline

  • @ViraIshnia
    @ViraIshnia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Lol omg. "All you need is a bath tub, a muffin, and a go get 'em attitude." I was eating, I nearly choked on my food I was laughing so hard

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Please tell me it was a muffin

    • @dragom2009
      @dragom2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gregfaber3417 and in a bath tube.

    • @TerraTuso
      @TerraTuso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Nothing will happen, but you might loose a room mate."

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My favourite part is how he almost broke. Like this is too ridiculous even for him

    • @iluvhammys
      @iluvhammys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally had to pause it until I stopped laughing

  • @David_Fellner
    @David_Fellner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Symphony of death" is such an awesome phrase. I wonder if he was intentionally referencing Iron Maiden?

    • @amyrussell860
      @amyrussell860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Possibly Megadeath.

    • @mysterymaster180
      @mysterymaster180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds edgy

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mysterymaster180 I was thinking of a verse from Maiden's song Paschendale:
      "Dodging shrapnel and barbed wire;
      Running straight at cannon fire;
      Running blind as I hold my breath;
      Say a prayer, symphony of death"
      It's probably just a coincidence, as "symphony of death" is just an awesome phrase. Anybody who thinks of it is naturally gonna want to work it in to anything they can.

    • @sanitarycockroach9038
      @sanitarycockroach9038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The sound of the mortars, the music of Death; We're playing the Devil's symphony."
      -Sabaton: "Stalingrad"

  • @zoobpy
    @zoobpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    *Important distinction: the following has nothing to do with the Human labia, which thankfully has not evolved in this direction- YET.*

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This video, and the one about polychaetes, were both borderline Lovecraftian :P

    • @dogebringer8197
      @dogebringer8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you mean YEET*?

    • @509734
      @509734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would’ve been orgasmic

    • @Just_a_Goth
      @Just_a_Goth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of Teeth.

    • @ramtosantosa7661
      @ramtosantosa7661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zoobpy i was laughing
      FOR THIRTY MINUTES

  • @MisterRandom35
    @MisterRandom35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    RIGHT. FRICKIN. OVER. HERE. AND. HERE.

    • @Angaurwen
      @Angaurwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This part literally got me burst out laughing.

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Which thankfully have not evolved in this direction, yet."

    • @AylatheRaichu
      @AylatheRaichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      inb4 "not my proudest fap"

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intercourse would be a one time only.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Someone But a 100 is better than 1 XD

  • @ameliabrittain158
    @ameliabrittain158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Same same, but different” is one of the best most useful phrases to ever come out of this, I will use it every day now

  • @rigel555
    @rigel555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "the moxie of a drunk college student who found half a breakfast burrito in their mini fridge" lmao

  • @_j8654
    @_j8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Someone needs to make a compilation of you saying "bhebays" 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖

    • @gilbertramirez6626
      @gilbertramirez6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      n g : Roger from American Dad “ Ma be Ba be . Funny

  • @peacho9734
    @peacho9734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "Or maybe the eggs are placed....RIGHT!..FRIGGIN!..OVER!..HERE!"
    I swear these videos cure my depression 😂

    • @vamosoracio170
      @vamosoracio170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't have depression then. There's a difference between depression and being sad for 30 minutes.

    • @peacho9734
      @peacho9734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vamosoracio170 I was saying that as a joke...dont take things so literally

    • @vamosoracio170
      @vamosoracio170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peacho9734 Maybe don't make unfunny jokes. That'll do for me

    • @c.nasser12
      @c.nasser12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should see a doctor if you're depressed, not just watch videos.

    • @vamosoracio170
      @vamosoracio170 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he doesn't have depression don't worry@@c.nasser12

  • @fredtatch1572
    @fredtatch1572 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the tone and ecological education mix in your humor! I grew up in the swampy lower section of Georgia and used to catch dragon flies from below on the clothesline.

  • @James-gm9cs
    @James-gm9cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    So... it's like a helicopter/mantis-shrimp hybrid animal that only mates in the 69 position?

  • @jaymeselliot8181
    @jaymeselliot8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    dragonfly larvae: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

    • @johnny2x459
      @johnny2x459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cell?

    • @jaymeselliot8181
      @jaymeselliot8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnny2x459 haha yeah

    • @jaymeselliot8181
      @jaymeselliot8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Heart Of Stars cell does kinda have a bug like aesthetic to his armor :/

    • @SPNW
      @SPNW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do y'all think this is what spawned the Dragon Ball Z series...cus it would make so much sense🤔😏😂🤣

    • @jaymeselliot8181
      @jaymeselliot8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SPNW I mean Satoshi Taijiri liked bug a lot so he made pokemon....Toriyama very well may have had a natural influence when creating cell :/

  • @fishguy3101
    @fishguy3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    0:30 Damselflies have a cool name in spanish. In spanish they are called “caballitos del diablo” which translates to Small horses of the Devil

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In Portuguese, it's called "libélula". I have no idea what it means...

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It seems that there is an identical word in Spanish, though: 'La palabra libélula viene del latín libellula, que a su vez es el diminutivo de libella que significa “balanza”, término que hace referencia a la capacidad del insecto para mantenerse equilibrado en el aire.'
      From Latin, meaning balance... Fair enough.

    • @fishguy3101
      @fishguy3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Libélula is how you call dragonfly in both spanish and portuguese.
      Caballito del diablo is how you call damselfly in spanish.
      Idk how you call damselflies in portuguese.

    • @brenosilvamorais2510
      @brenosilvamorais2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fishguy3101 we call it "donzela", which it means maiden

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh sorry, I read dragonflies... I didn't even know the difference. It seems people call it "donzela" or "donzelinha", in diminutive. Would be "doncellita" in Spanish? How cute

  • @daveOnYouTube
    @daveOnYouTube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Their 90% hunting success rate is one of the highest of all animals. Absolutely incredible organic machines.

  • @solace001
    @solace001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    1:53 "And just a side note here. If you're planning on doing this, start with the head. Butt first cannibalism is not a good look for any species." LMAO

    • @cher9626
      @cher9626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep. I almost pissed myself laughing at this line😜😂😁

    • @jessicare5331
      @jessicare5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nobody wins

    • @cher9626
      @cher9626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jessicare5331 no they don't...😅

    • @DruMatthias
      @DruMatthias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "... Nobody wins." 👌

    • @richardsolomon5375
      @richardsolomon5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You never go ass to mouth " clerks 2.

  • @ShadeVial
    @ShadeVial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    That "double dragonfly" I saw as a kid in summer camp makes SOOO much more sense now lmao

    • @sophisticatedraccoon
      @sophisticatedraccoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean double anus flying things?

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It flies RIGHT, FRICKIN, OVER, HERE, AND, HERE

    • @gabrielsanchez1644
      @gabrielsanchez1644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ShadeVial they was sky fuckin

    • @GoingSwimmingly
      @GoingSwimmingly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can also see it in house flies! :D
      They’re usually on top of each other even if you shoo them off, I try to kill them if I see that-

  • @jrwreno1123
    @jrwreno1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    We Entomologists salute you! Thank you for providing EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL that people ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN ABOUT! Your comedy makes this a TEACHING MASTERPIECE!

    • @draven_sword7092
      @draven_sword7092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Chia Li Jung Boooorinnnng (I mean documentaries are great, but humor is humor. And this video is... well... humorous)

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@draven_sword7092 your skeleton is humerus.

    • @Sderrybugs
      @Sderrybugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      waaw entomology 👍👍

    • @i_der2612
      @i_der2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It at least helped me, and I am an Entomophobist!

    • @Jin-cj3gl
      @Jin-cj3gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chia Li Jung I have to agree with that one, these kinds of videos should be used for younger audiences as it will take their interest more but to provide the most amount of information in the shortest amount of time, I have to say normal documentary is more useful.

  • @TheMrMayo
    @TheMrMayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:27
    It's moments like these and the other quips provided with facts that makes this all the more enjoyable.
    I'm really happy to have found this channel. Far better than television.
    Like college, but worth the intuition!

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Dragonfly adults: Majestic
    Dragonfly nymphs: Nightmare fuel

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Get back to work doctor bright

    • @cvrrionmusic
      @cvrrionmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're basically describing a toddler and a 15 year old.

    • @quitegauche
      @quitegauche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't go getting any ideas from this Dr. Bright.

    • @SixthFonist
      @SixthFonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hunting down small aquatic life with their labium, which is Latin for "murder chin".

    • @henryemily375
      @henryemily375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SixthFonist murder chin in Latin is occidendum mento
      While labium in English is language;

  • @elegantmacabre
    @elegantmacabre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I swear he needs his own prime time nature show 😂😂😂

    • @heathentheheretic4909
      @heathentheheretic4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats what i said way back. I swear this guy would get all the kids attention

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be R-rated.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog All the better ;)

    • @monkeymonkeyson6743
      @monkeymonkeyson6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He could make a show about anything and make it interesting. He could review pain and it would be awesome

  • @thebw3720
    @thebw3720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Like a coke addict getting attacked by a squirrel, who is also a coke addict" HAHAHA

    • @avabethmcghee3048
      @avabethmcghee3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God dammit, Todd T. Squirrel!

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vitamin C5 i see what you did there.

  • @StupidCupid627
    @StupidCupid627 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mom runs a small organization, and has a big part in water quality. She eventually got led to various aquatic fauna, and the dragonfly has become essentially a staple of the organization. i know multiple pieces of random trivia because of it. love you mom

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Did he say six years in the water? They live that long? Wow! They do! Spending most of your life as a child and only a few months as an adult sounds like the best thing ever.

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chicadas have them beat. 17 years as a child and only a few days as adults.

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cicadas have nothing on queen termites, they can live for over 60 years, literally producing billions of termites throughout their lives.

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@princenadroj9766
      Most of that time are spent as adults, though . Th OP and I were talking about creatures that spent almost all their life as juveniles.

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@remliqa oh---right. 😂😂😅

    • @leathalgoldfish321
      @leathalgoldfish321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is very similar to Mayflies. Allbeit they are related very closely yet Mayflies were made more popular regarding this component of their life cycle since they live for a very short amount of time as adults.

  • @Eric-bj1dc
    @Eric-bj1dc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    "She was good at avoiding frogs but not hyyyyuuunnndddaaaiiiissss" crying laughing!!!!

    • @rhonemeyer4277
      @rhonemeyer4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @C.H.V.
      @C.H.V. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sanota

    • @MP-sg2ms
      @MP-sg2ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

    • @Tyronejizz
      @Tyronejizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats not what he said

    • @queenb67
      @queenb67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As the owner of a Hyundai, that was hilarious! 🤣

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Heaviest, darkest, most dread-filled _"yet"_ ever spoken.

  • @pr.yanshi
    @pr.yanshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now I want the official pronunciation of babies to be "be-bis"

  • @sarahdsparks
    @sarahdsparks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I would love to know who zefrank actually knows named David. I feel there’s a lot of unresolved resentment there.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not as much as Jerry

    • @Corbeaux08
      @Corbeaux08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kate DeGonia Nah, Jerry’s in the process of redeeming himself! He really worked hard to help make the ostrich video, for example! 😂

  • @johnathanbusse4679
    @johnathanbusse4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I love how he puts out accurate information and makes it halarrious at the same time.

  • @TheReaperHunter
    @TheReaperHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Can David please stay a recurring character, he's my favorite.

    • @tamt.5812
      @tamt.5812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine too!!!

    • @akahana308
      @akahana308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was actually from the ant mutualism video, so this must've been his comeback!
      Go to 22 seconds and you'll see. th-cam.com/video/1h7KV2sjUWY/w-d-xo.html

    • @SpriteWild
      @SpriteWild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      David, come back David that's poop.

    • @Frankhorrigan-bq5cn
      @Frankhorrigan-bq5cn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't expecting u here.

    • @Sderrybugs
      @Sderrybugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooh yea😝

  • @shawneeetherington5479
    @shawneeetherington5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can’t take this seriously
    This guy is legend for being so funny 😂

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    These videos are becoming more and more genuinely educational *while* also getting funnier. You are a freaking treasure.

    • @bedroomblueberry3237
      @bedroomblueberry3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whilst

    • @JJFlashBang
      @JJFlashBang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bedroom Blueberry actually, while is correct. Whilst is an alternate word, like between and betwixt, except whilst isn’t as archaic as betwixt.

    • @Peteandwolves
      @Peteandwolves 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And their really not funny

    • @michaelnavarro8653
      @michaelnavarro8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Electroboom and zefrank1 are two of my favorite educational YT Treasures.

    • @Peteandwolves
      @Peteandwolves 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Furrymix _gacha im not easily amused

  • @bluenosedfish3839
    @bluenosedfish3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I hate Dragonflies now
    *sees them eat mosquitoes*
    I love those bastards.

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i know right? i fukn hate mosquitoes.. i thought they'd be gone by october and recently seen giant ones around my friends house cuz it rained, so i got outa there asap!

    • @vaullus6074
      @vaullus6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kittyxoxo The giant mosquitoes are male so take them out to lower breeding but they'll never stab you.

    • @bluenosedfish3839
      @bluenosedfish3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vaullus6074 wait they have knives!?

    • @vaullus6074
      @vaullus6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bluenosedfish3839 heh yeah, It's on a female mosquito's face

    • @Tsukuyomi28
      @Tsukuyomi28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bats eat mosquitoes to

  • @nopenothappening2242
    @nopenothappening2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "a squirrel who is also a coke addict"
    that's todd. i know him.
    i know todd.

    • @forest6078
      @forest6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The second I saw your comment he said "a squirrel who is also a coke addict" lol

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Todd Grey or Todd Red?

    • @whimsysmith2835
      @whimsysmith2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0001captainawesome - Wait, you know Todd too? Wow, Todd gets around huh?

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:57 Finally, he said “butt first” and it wasn’t a mistake!

  • @Claire_Southernbelle
    @Claire_Southernbelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Got my bathtub.
    Got my muffin.
    Wish me luck!

    • @TheObservingConstalation
      @TheObservingConstalation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      How did it go? Did you loose your roommate?

    • @Thesnake1312
      @Thesnake1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Char Bear 🐻 how did it go?

    • @relic323
      @relic323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 less roommate to worry about i take it?

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But did you have a "go get em attitude" ?!

    • @rerecycled7507
      @rerecycled7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sure she was successful. That bear means she knows whats up. #Unbearables

  • @gameboy3d943
    @gameboy3d943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    10:03 Right. Frickin’. Over. Here. And. Here!

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "These cute little BEH BEHS" lmfao

  • @queenbee3647
    @queenbee3647 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here we go again! 😂😂😂😂
    "David I need you to push".....

  • @QueenArceus
    @QueenArceus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    " OR MAYBE RIGHT FREAKING HERE!!!!!!!

    • @FoxVyars
      @FoxVyars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Laughed so hard, I cried

    • @nicholasdurliat1629
      @nicholasdurliat1629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha

    • @FavoRitsu
      @FavoRitsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AND HERE. AND HERE!

    • @HappyDaze4200
      @HappyDaze4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FoxVyars me too! i had tears lol

    • @tetlrock7460
      @tetlrock7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Red Queen for tht it earned a like lol

  • @Archaelleon
    @Archaelleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Also, no "that's how a dragonfly do" quote. Seemed oddly absent.

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree! Damn frank...

    • @hexshadowman
      @hexshadowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Imagine if you were born in a swimming pool, ate by aggressively kissing your prey, and had to go through puberty a dozen times before you were considered an adult.
      That is how the dragonfly do.

    • @ParanormalNewsToday
      @ParanormalNewsToday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, same. I don't know about other folks... but the new shows just... aren't... as funny as they used to be.

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ParanormalNewsToday your expectations are too high, make you own damn show and let him do his thing, i found it funny tbh. Him being absent doesn't help much but people have set high expectations for comedy when they barely find anything funny at all.

    • @ParanormalNewsToday
      @ParanormalNewsToday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kittyxoxo Uh... wow. Kneejerk reaction much? For your information, I DO make my 'own damn show' and I AM letting him do his thing. I also have no preset expectations other than comparing his past work with the present work- which is the right of any viewer. I expect it out of mine and adjust my content accordingly. How do YOU respond to your viewers who criticize you and your content, Ms. Fleischer? Do you believe they have the right to disagree with you? Do you examine their comments and try to improve? Or do you take everything as an attack and in the worst possible light?
      I think you're confusing criticism with confrontation and they are not the same at all.
      So do please try to back off a bit and take the hostility down a notch or two.
      I'm glad you found it funny. Good for you! What's out of place (and frankly, impolite) is your seeming need to attack someone who expresses a differing opinion or doesn't fanboi all over the comment section... when I can see a post above that gave much more... excessive criticism... which you appear to have ignored, instead choosing to focus on my rather innocuous comment. Curious that. Some food for thought for you.
      Best wishes, and have a good night.
      And that... is how a tactful person do.

  • @cocoapuffs6248
    @cocoapuffs6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "This young couple is search- Ohp. Forget it."

    • @bobbyjohn5555
      @bobbyjohn5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just saying as a southerner, it's spelled "Ope" lol

  • @paulmacbay9404
    @paulmacbay9404 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I honestly can just watch these over and over.

  • @xXSquirticusMaximusXx
    @xXSquirticusMaximusXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    the best part about this is the little laughs in his voice when he's saying something ridiculous XD

  • @Jetdot37
    @Jetdot37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Forget everything. He said they eat 90% of mosquitos. Let’s all breed a million dragonflies.

    • @haylemiu9540
      @haylemiu9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They look like giant mosquitoes tho

    • @M00nSlippers
      @M00nSlippers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No, they catch 90% of mosquitos they stalk, they don't eat 90% of mosquitos in the world, that would be insane.

    • @archerpence
      @archerpence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@M00nSlippers Not with that attitude.
      Jetdot37 Skeeter Eater Fundraiser 2018

    • @sirus804
      @sirus804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mosquito hawks/Crane flies are also good at catching mosquitoes. They look like giant mosquitoes but they don't even bite you. I caught them a lot as a child with my hands. They never bite.. well the ones in SoCal don't. I don't think they can bite us. They bite mosquitoes though.

    • @Singram777
      @Singram777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forget everything. This guy just wants to see dragonfly porn.

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    or maybe the eggs are placed RIGHT. FREAKING. OVER. HERE. AND. HERE.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A stalker you'd feel sorry for"
    🤣🤣🤣