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Hiii love your videos
Valentine's day is next Thursday do ether "my bloody valentine remake" or "valentine" your call dead meat choose wisely
Love this movie
Sorry i don't have twitch
This movie is weirdly paced for me
"The government doesn't lie to people." Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in a movie.
Yeah, i watched how some indian youtubers busted fake news video about pakistani troops having conflinct with talibans in afghanistan
In fact what they did is film a video game, blur the image, and name it as "amateur futage"- oldest trick there is
I don’t trust any government but government is what holds people together but we also need to make sure one doesn’t become to strong or else it might change people’s laws and rights
i remember the theatre dying at this line
@@roygiron4001 nice nice
Top 1 worst lies in history
"Holy shit they got fucking nuked, dude"
Kills me every time.
Do you live in Colorado?
@@harwaap no he doesn't
Those people got raccoon city’d to death
I'm pretty sure its the radiation that kills you.
And it kills them every time
This movie missed only one thing... a light source.
They could have, but then the poor bastard holding the light would've gotten gored by the pred-alien!
IKR I can't hate this movie, or even dislike it. It's just too much fun.
Actually a lot of light sources
Here's a light source: drops NUKE.
its hilarious because i think a fair amount of movies did this 2005-2008
When they say it's a DARK movie.... They wasn't lying
No they weren’t
the sheer lack of light gives me doom 3 vibes
Yea
I literally just paused the video and put the brightness all the way up before he said this 😂 I couldn’t see shit, but it was a lot better afterwards. Still pretty dark, but more visible then before.
No they weren't you can't see anything
"ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM" in a nutshell:
*IT'S SO GOD DAMN DARK HERE*
actually just put up a video of the movie but take away all of the video and only have the sounds and a black screen
id call the film decent if I could only see the damn thing
I own this movie and I didnt know that half of this stuff happened
THE JURASSIC KING ya they speak it what about it lol😂
@THE JURASSIC KING Ok Captain America.
I love how the aliens and predators have more character than the actual humans
Most of us are cannon fodder for these two powerhouse alien species. Reminds me of the tagline from the first movie.
"Whoever wins, we lose."
I do too.
They should have released a different version with the screen brighter
I love aliens not yauga
Aliens are better
I just love how kids acting in rated-r movies can’t even see their own movie they acted in until they are 18.
U can see a rated r movie with an adult
@@tylerbreadlord1978 In my country you actually can’t for some reason. Well I guess it makes sense to not let an 8 year old or something watch a movie like this.
They can't even see their movie at all, thanks to the lighting 😂.
@@thelastpigeon8098 most kids do watch these movies....especially now a days. Hell they watch everything from porn to prom 🤣🤣🤣
i mean to be fair no one can really see this movie
The face hugger moving across the ground is like "Got to get my nuggets cause they about to burn"
LOL BRUH
Me at 3AM looking for beans:
@@NineteenInFrench lol why beans? It's so specific aha
@@awesomesauce2000 You'll be surprised at how many bean jokes are out there
"Hey this movie isn't dark enough."
"I have an idea! Let's have the Predator shoot a power plant and cause a black-out."
"Brilliant!"
Gabriel Jones would be excellent at CinemaSins. *Ding*
Gabriel Jones wolf didn’t do that intentionally, it was a misfire
LOL
A brillant idea for the producers, unlike the movie lol
Exactly bro exactly bro
Father: "See? There is no monster"
Xenomorph: *And I took that personally*
*sad xeno sounds*
*sad interspecies noises*
Lol I just got on that part
Xenomorph: so anyways I started mauling
*person
I love James' little details like calling the Predalien an "abomination" to show how he actually knows his Preddy lore
Same
15:22 The predator was like "OH SHIT BY BAD I WASN'T AIMING AT YOU" 🤣
Shur I Ken (Sure I can) do that as well if ya want me to
TEE HEE! 🤭🫢😂
Fans after AvP: "We wanted to see some cool kills!"
Fans after AvP:R "We wanted to see something!"
Lars Eirik Fodnes we actually DID see something... which was NOTHING AT ALL
Roberto Lebron well yes but actually no
Hahha
Alien Vs Predator: You Can't See Shit
Yeaahhhh, this movie would have been more well received if they had just turned up the brightness
Say what you want about this movie but in my opinion, Wolf is the dopest Predator we’ve gotten so far
Na man Scar is badass
Kaiju Fan 2000 From the God awful new Predator movie? No thanks lol. He was cool enough, but that movie just stunk
Thank you James for the like, I want to thank the Academy and all the Yautja everywhere
Predalien for the win
Scar was the Gohan of the Predator race.
He could've been the GOAT if he was able to survive Alaska and keep getting stronger.
The behind the scenes bits were honestly super cool to watch. Also at 9:20 when they guy was saying it wasn’t bright enough next to the Xeno I can imagine it nodding to him in agreement.
9:18
"You guys just killed the entire town!"
"Just following orders."
I hate you, movie.
Well, better one city than the whole country.
Dude requiem gave zero craps, they killed kids, the unborn, this movie is just crazy.
And they dropped a fucking atomic/hydrogen bomb
@@kitsunenamedawi7810 At least those remaining townsfolk at ground zero died quickly when the town got nuked.
Too bad this movie has shit lighting. Wtf AvP
If only we could fucking see it...
I guess you could say, this movie is pretty "dark" hehehe
Those behind the scenes shots of the facehuggers look great, I would never have guessed they were practical when watching the movie.
Oh hai Tell It Animated
Hi
Hola
Hoy :3
Sucks we couldn't see them.
9:28 "Looks like she's having triplets" that really got me😂😂
This movie suffers from the same issue a lot of movies from that time frame did - Being too damn dark. Not in tone, or in story, or even in nature. But literally too dark to see what was happening. I hate when filmmakers think that keeping things dark makes it spooky. It's best used sparingly, and your audience is there to SEE the movie.
Counter-theory: The blue gel Wolf uses to clean up the evidence IS the same stuff City Predator uses in the bathroom. CP first diluted it with powdered ceramic tiles, so it only cauterized his wound instead of dissolving his arm.
That explains why he used drywall.
Ah. I see you are a person of culture as well.
@Bruce Wayne is that why the cops always show up after I order from the pizza place?
@Bruce Wayne I was thinking of Child Predator but it still applies
Well that explains a lot
Crew: How many lights do you want to turn off?
Director: HELL YES
Butts
Im ur 300th like
Ths Bplayer thx
Think of the electric bill they saved on.
The electric bill for this movie is 0.01 cents
To quote Chris Stuckmann about the title: "Poor Predator...he needs friends too." lol
"You just killed the entire town!"
"Just following orders"
*Insert Magneto Quote*
"Blood, then."
The first time I heard someone describe the movie as "too dark," I said, "well, it is a movie about two alien species that hunt humans, one for sport, and the other for food/reproduction, and that's a pretty grim subject matter, so you can't really expect it be particularly uplifting, and I just realized you were talking about the lighting. Nevermind."
I felt that
@fuckface unstoppable just taking a moment to tell you that I can't stop laughing after reading your comment. 🤣
i used to think the opposite when my parents told me a movie s or might be too dark for me to watch and i thought they were talking about the lighting
If your saying the predator hunting for sport id say no they show mercy respect like the preg woman bishop and hell lota kore than that
Monika Varun same lmao
Bird box:can't see the monsters
AVP:R:can't see everything
Anything
@@finnkelly3213 He said "Can't see all things" you said to change that to "can't see any one thing". In each case, it is still the same. English grammar is stupid and should change.
@@joshrobbinsditto3055 wow you're dumb
Josh Robbins Ditto305 - I’m gonna try and be nice about this, nothing you said was true or made sense
@@joshrobbinsditto3055 what the hell is this?!
I LOVE PREDDY FIGHTS 17:22
"I'm here to clean up this mess.
..let me just hang up this dude I skinned first"
Intern: Hey I got those new light bulbs you guys wanted.
Director: Nah it's alright, we finished filming.
Intern: You finished? What about the lights?
Director: It'll be fine
170th like
I’m the 181 to like
It’s too f**king dark
280th like
Bleach:we can clean anything
Predator:hold my beer
let me fix that
Bleach: we can clean anything
Predator: hold by weird blue juice
Bleach: we can clean anything
Predator:hold my human blood
Dogeyness hold my blue juice
Dogeyness not hold by weird juice
@@endermanking1636 lol how have i not noticed that yet
Whats always bugged me in this movie, is how does a newborn Predalien manage to kill an entire ship of highly train predators without even trying?
How did a single newborn Xenomorph manage to wipe out most of the Nostromo crew?
@@SorenDaeinthat’s the worst comparison ever
@@PoisonArrow80tbf that Alien was born from a predator so it's safe to assume that the Predalien has Scar's skill in some form
James missed a chance to call the predalien a pralien (praline).
I like to think that Wolf the predator survived the nuke, dude was too badass to be dying like that
Definitely.
If the movie was a pokemon
Every move self-destruct
Meevib nah he dead. Anything there is dead
Apparently he survived in the Book and in the Game according to some comments I've seen.
369 Adaptive Perspective its a different predator in the game
When she said the government doesn’t lie I honestly cackled.
Same I outright laughed
I saw this in theaters. Literally everyone cracked up when she said that.
Same here 😅
I was just thinking she had somethibg wrong with her brain
"the government doesnt lie!" lmao
"Quadruplets? Did you even budget for that PredAlien?
Well as it turns out, no he didn't budget for that, and he takes his stress out on the doctor."
This had me dying
In spite of all made imperfections this movie is hilarious fun and its sort of stupidity is somehow natural part of the genre excusing itself that way. I loved how movie creators broke stereotype of beauty character who uses to survive whole chase and accidentally let blonde killed when you don’t expect it.... excellent!
“The Government doesn’t lie to people!” That one didn’t age quite so well
@Benjie Retoto r/woosh
AmNot SubZero first off, don’t act like you use reddit because it’s woooosh with 4 O’s. Second, it’s not even a woooosh moment
lol
@@smokeybear1925 I was gonna say the same lol but you nailed it
Hate when people don’t have an actual argument or comeback so they just say r/woooosh
“Luckily he has the keys for the place”. *KICKS DOOR IN* Your Kill Count commentaries are hilarious😂😂😂😂
It's actually a reference to chopping mall, a character does that in that film
Me: **adds one door to the kill count**
He should do a Supercut of every time he referenced a different Horror Movie in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HORROR MOVIE.
Dull machete for lamest kill will go to that door, cause a single kick killed it? Come on!
Ugandan Key
Got to love this channel and the way this bloke James A Janice summarises the movie. You can see that he really enjoys counting the kills
11:04 I really like that kind of noise those xenomorphs making
"The government doesn't lie to people"
Oh that poor poor sweet naive soul. 😂😂😂😂
maya summers died quickly I guess
That poor dumb gullible fool
Did he say 'Remember the Maine?' after that?
....thats all they do lol
@@mattrobson3603 Yup.
Wolf: "gotta destroy evidence!"
Wolf, not even 5 minutes later: "That was close! They almost figured out some extraterrestrial secrets... Let's hang the body!"
That will provide a distraction.
Sounds about right
Well that’s not really extraterrestrial it could be a psycho like like in bones
@@friendlyauntjemmima9848 true who thinks alien when they see a ceremonial/ritual style kill, would probably be among the least horrid ways a killer leaves a victim
Where does he put the skin and clothes afterwards does he burn it and when you skin something do you have skin all of the parts like the down parts
"See, there's no monsters!"
*Xenomorph*
Best part of the film.
This is cool and all, but we already knew they could scan people and see the chest-bursters inside of them from the first movie. Surely one of the ones in the ship would have scanned the dude at the end of the movie and seen it
I'm just gonna assume they would be prepping for a proper autopsy but the chestburster was just born too fast. Homeboy was on that ship for like 6 minutes.
@@ImperiousBaron basically regular chestbursters
@@ImperiousBaron also i think they were gonna imprison the abomination and hunt it later
"Splishy Splashy Romparound" is the name of my new Improv troupe funnily enough
Sounds like a fun time.
“Wolf arrives at the hospital and luckily he has the keys to this place!”
*crashes through the glass door*
Chopping mall reference.
Some-
*_BODY ONCE TOLD ME_*
Lmao
@@SomeGuy-pb1pp THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
ok so im gonna hack this door but you've got to turn around
@11:14 "....I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..."
I love how every time he shows clips from other, better, movies you can see the insane difference in lighting. This movie is lit like absolute shit
Colorado: Ayo bro, watch your jet bro, watch your jet! WATCH YOUR JET!
Lol
I fucking love that vine haha
Damn this movie looks pretty interesting if you can actually see a goddamn thing
Yeah. Seeing with that filter it kinda looked cool. Mostly because I was able to see something :P .
@neil finder I know the feeling.
Just watch Resident Evil Apocalypse on mute and play the audio of aliens, you basically get the same movie
young buffalo on me
What looks pretty interesting? I don’t see a movie.
18:17 dude theres no way they got a 25 kill streak in this dark ass map
Somebody using wall hacks
I like how the military sent in like one group of NG soldiers to contain the situation and then when they failed immeditely went to nukes.
I remember seeing this movie in theaters with my ex fiance, who is an Iraq war veteran. When Darcy said the line about the government not lying he laughed out loud in the theater.
"did you see the new kill count?"
"Well... I wouldn't use the word *see* per say..."
Ouch
Wolf is so badass. Possibly my favourite predator
I remember when I was a kid I loved the first A Vs. P. and when my parents rented the second one I was so excited. Literally the entire time I was watching it I was like "should I be watching this?" 🤣🤣
“Way to clean up Mother Earth, Wolf. And it ain’t even your Mother!”
And it was a Dad he cleaned up
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that wolf is the only predator on screen to have a missing mandible!?
No
Yes
I couldnt see it
@@googleaccounticus6078 and here we go with the jokes about this movie's lighting
@@samoneill6733 not my fault I can't see even with full brightness.
Alien vs predator requiem definitely needs to have a sequel!
Is that the jet dropping the nuke in between the Predator and Predalien at 17:42?
Puts filter on....
YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS FROM THE START 😂
That's what I said!
Yeah
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Now ur gonna get yelled at for not adding that “filter” sooner lol
But seriously why didn’t james use the damn filter since the beginning-where he astablished that the movie is damn dark? Shouldn’t we see the kills in a kill count video?
Trần Tuấn kiệt shouldn’t fans try to be respectful on a TH-camrs video?
@@DogPerson626 Shouldnt TH-camrs who's literal job is to make some form of entertainment, i dont know, try to make things more entertaining? Not sayin this wasnt cause I fuckin love all these vids, but nice arguement tho
@@DogPerson626 his criticism is perfectly respectful
y'know why?
Because he should have put it in sooner.
I think the blue stuff is like cryo juice or something. The Feral Predator in Prey used something similar to cryo preserve some hunted animals and also to cauterize his wounds. So I think it's multipurpose
James, I love your commentary on this, you always make my day better with your vids man.
How do we make this movie darker?
Director:Make the movie it self dark
Everone: What the hell
Yup . Can’t get any darker so if you paid money like I did you only see blurry black darkness with gunshots and alien / predator afterglow
I love the behind the scenes on this movie where the director tells someone saying the shot is too dark to shut up
You should draw a thicccc dozer
Caught my brother watching this with night vision goggles while he's high....i highly doubted it to work 🤣🤣
Tim:See? no monster
Xeno: THIS IS SPARTA
Fun Fact: If Wolf didn’t die in the movie he would have been hunted down by his own kind for killing a unarmed person. It is absolutely forbidden for Yautja to kill unarmed people even by accident.
Yeah but how would they know he did that?
@jameson193 I realised that later on
@@c.d.rstudios4691 technically, it was by accident. They would've seen the xenomorph in the way of the girl, and they would've seen it move out from the front of her just as he threw the shuriken. So, he probably would've been fine.
i mean it was collateral as fuck, and seeing as he is a cleaner he might have been forgiven(maybe penalized a bit but i dont think he would be full on murderized)
@@someguywithasword438 didn’t he kill the innocent cop tho also?
I couldn't imagine being a kid and seeing a Xenomorph chilling in my bushes.
Especially if it then eats your dad.
Facts
“Mommy there’s a pissed off alien in the bushes.”
“Mother, there is an Extra terrestrial Monster Outisde, Hiding the Bushes. I would be Greatly Happy if I would Sleep with you tonight and maybe also move out.”
@@thelazygamer2195 it's not that it's pissed off, it's just hungry.
That shirt James is wearing is the one I would wear even despite not knowing what franchise it originates from.
It's adorable!
I like that the blue juice returned in Prey.
1:50 The son was missing Dance practice for this
UnSafeNinja 47 lol
The colonel must've had that 25 killstreak
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
No, it was predator, the colonel just sent the nuke that Wolfe called in
@@thecolorcarmine3250 BOO BEEP BOO BEEP BOO BEEP
NO THIS IS PATRICK
TheColorCarmine he got a brutAl 🏅
Wolf in cemetery: no women no kids. Oh hey buddy you got a gun ….. I got a plasma cannon hehe
So right man, movie is very dark but that line " job for upper management takes the cake" 😂💯💯💯🙏🏼 keep doing these
I don't know what's harder for me... Seeing this movie... or pronouncing Requiem...
reh - kwee- um
@@Polygonyall lol... twas- a- joke. I hope I could pronounce it after hearing James say it for the whole video XD
WillBrozInc I was joking too
@@Polygonyall lol I know, isn't the internet wonderful? XD
Rec-kwe-emu
James: "And luckily, he has the keys for the place"
Predator: *crashes through hospital door *
Cracks me up every time. Your humor is gold
Lexis thanks. That made my day. ~The first Liker
That part gets me every time XD
It's been like five minutes and i keep telling myself it wasn't that funny, but im still laughing 😂😂😂
True
“The government doesn’t lie to people”
The entire 20th century: *Am I A Joke To You?*
“Luckily he has the keys to the place” 😂
13:33 We saw this in theatres, and that line sent the entire audience into a laughing fit
16:39
This isn’t your ordinary, everyday darkness. This is, ADVANCED DARKNESS.
Twin brotha darkness!!!
I immediately went online and ordered that shirt. It's one of my two favorite shirts. Thanks James !
I wished you used that filter for the whole movie! Thanks for what you did use it on
"Hey what should we call this movie?"
"This is...... Requiem"
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
I-is this some sort of illusion? A-Am I dreaming?
Is that that a muh-fuucking jojo reference sir?
Honestly, this movie had some really good ideas ruined by the fact that you can't see shit. Like, if you could see what's going on, this could be a solid 8/10.
That and showing too much of the characters lives.
Yip.
Eh, a lot of the dialogue was terrible
Desphinx I can’t see any of these kills so if they had a bright edition it would be better?
I would forgive this movie a lot more if I could actually see because the kills are pretty entertaining
This was made in the year I was born.
Neat.
Me too
@@evilashe5131 huh, cool😀
I think an AVP movie should just be xenomorphs and predators
"But luckily, he has some keys to the place."
*Breaks through the doors.*
reference to the chopping mall kill count
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Comedy gold
That's me when someone takes my food
Yo, that part where he said"he has the keys" had me dying😂
That bit when he said it's alive like me
When did that happen?
@@ctrlreal 15:00
I watched this movie a couple times and 14:28 is the first time I could understand what I was watching.
Thanks for the filter James!
Just this guys narration is worth a sub
Ive seen this movie five times and I still haven't seen it.
Its still too dark!
Velociraptors of Skyrim nice I haven’t watched any
I get the joke
Hahaha
People: "Horror movies mess up when they show the monster too much"
Director: "Got it, no showing the monsters... lights out!"
People: "AvP 1 had far too little blood"
Directors: "What's that, you want a scene where pregnant women and their unborn children get chestbursted? Coming right up!"
Raimar Lunardi yeah the OG Predator and Alien has very little showing of the creatures which made us have to imagine what they looked like which added to the suspense, in this movie we just can’t see shit
@@MrNegativecreep07 people: wait no- (groans)
Directors: hm? And nuke the entire town? Sounds good to me!
I know it's an old video but I've actually met and spent a bit of time with Ian whyte before I knew about him. Absolute gentle giant and lovely man
Imagine how weird it would be if we got to see the predator skinning the corpses
It's Soooooo Dark. And I don't mean Edgy
The practical effects are great what a shame we cant see them
Literally cant see shit
It’s so dark it makes Fant4stic look like a night light.
it's also pretty edgy but yea u rite turn on some damn lights
I wish when James said it was dark he meant edgy and/or disturbing, not impossible to see anything.
Everyone: *dies*
The camera man: this movie is going to be sick
The lights: i made it bad didn’t I
I’m only watching these because fortnite added predator lol
Ok?
@@michaelscott5145 are you talking to me or what
@@spam4239 idk am i?
Chet was Bill Paxton's character in Weird Science. It might have been in honor of that. "Game Over, man!"