Great joke from Theo. How many days does she want? I'm still waiting for my "Man's day" PS Celeste you feminist hypocrite, men have made EVERYTHING in history, not just ceilings. Pull your finger out and actually do something yourself maybe. Typical woman, thinks she has the right to damage others property because she doesn't like it. Please everyone don't think this cow represents Aussie women.
@@damiannichols1250 The inside joke he Theo is always messing with his good friend Bobby Lee. And uses any chance to mess with him. You seem fun to be around....😒
I love how Theo brings up “we had this one kid in his friends hot mom’s hamper…you could always find him in there” as if HE wasn’t that kid sniffin bras 😂😂
I first heard of her during the last bushfires, she raised a shit load of money for the wildlife. I've followed her a bit since, her comedy is probably geared more towards women..
Hearing Theo talk about his struggles with antidepressants make me fearful for his well-being. Going on and off them is one of the most dangerous things out there. Theo(!!), you're a National Treasure and must be protected at all costs. I hope you find peace inside and can give those things up all together, please don't constantly stop and start them or even worse change different medications often. I've lost a lot of people from those things and it scares me hearing about people using them. Peace be with you my friend!!! 🥰
I'm 24 minutes in and I got to stop listening. All I can think about is people that would give anything to be able to have a world tours for their talent, and this girl is sitting here whining about it. When it's her own scheduling and her own fault for how the tour is going. There's typically thresholds I'm sure that celebrities have to hit that aren't super fun but, if you're touring the world, that tells me maybe you should be doing all right. Everyone's got a right to vent but to go for 20 plus minutes on a podcast about how your success sucks is strange to me
@@HealthHorror yeah I didn't feel any aspirations from her to make us laugh or any amount of entertainment. Felt like I was watching a bitter old lady rant.
She didn't get any of Theo's most funny moments because she's super woke. Major Hannah Gatsby vibes. Her TV show was unwatchable bc of the propagandist wokery.
Theo famously telling the story about him being in the friends hot mom’s hamper & telling her it was another friend not knowing how she would react is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
She is but it’s hard for younger guys to appreciate or understand the life of a mom I think. She doesn’t have quite the sensitivity of Theo and seems a bit more competitive. But I know how it is to life in an older woman’s body and how our lifetime of bottled up anger and power leaks out in our 50s (or late 40s) and can feel brittle. My unsolicited opinion.
First episode thats kind of a hard listen. The overuse of the word fuck isnt funny, and the way she talked about her kids too. Just kind of get a big negative vibe from that woman
she's like that through the whole thing, she stretched her tolerance to the limit for this interview, which is unsurprising if you've ever seen her Instagram account.
calm down, I dont think she was afraid of getting "cancelled", I think she just probably chooses not to say that word because its a slur. Im not here to tell you what you can and cant say, if you want to say slurs then im not going to stop you, but I do think its dumb to say a slur and then get mad when some people are offended by that slur. Either dont say it, or say it and accept the reality that some people may dissaprove of it. However, to say a slur and then moan about other people "getting offended" is just dumb. If you want to say a slur then you should be able to accept the fact that not everyone is going to agree with it, and move on, like Theo did. For example, if a white person said the n-word in a joking context, people will likely still dissaprove of that and get offended, this situation isnt much different. Its not like she got angry at Theo or anything, she was clearly just a bit shocked becsuse its not something she's used to, so she chose to quickly move on lol, theres nothing inherently wrong with that.
Theo. I feel your emptiness the way you speak about feeling numb. Please know love isn't always a feeling. Sometimes it just grows when you have a mutual respect for someone. When they show you what it is to be committed. I am proof of that. I also am considered to be uncomfortably numb
needed to hear this maybe thats what i been feeling lately with this girl im not obsessed with her maybe i feel a serious connection with her due to having a lot of respect for her…
i love the new haircut, looks like you were let loose on yourself with a pair of safety scissors for twenty minutes in the back of a truck on a dirt road.
Poor Celeste wasn’t really prepared for Theo’s unique perspective on the world. She didn’t really seem to settle in until they bonded opening up about their mental health issues.
Hahaha! I’ve always done this. I’ve been called out on it too. I don’t do that shit on purpose. The worst was speaking English with a Turkish accent. Me: “Tamam motherfuckers!” Turks: “no sir, fucking mother is not tamam!” Me: “you’re not fucking your own mother dumbass!” Turks: “dumbass? What is this?”
justice for Wellmania - loved it SO MUCH!!!!! And I totally agree with Celeste - i’ve got ADHD & am completely struggling with it more as I get older.. it’s touuuuugh 😫😣
Theo, I love you. Always have…but you GOTSTA JUST TALK LIKE THEO!!!! That’s what we’re all here for!! You always pick up the accent of the person you’re interviewing!!!!!!
Theo doing an Australian accent for no reason throughout the episode is great
Came here for this comment lol
a very very poor aussie accent 😂
He always does a slight version of the accent of his guest if they're from another country
@@WeeWalks hes also fluent in ebonics with his blaccent
@@WeeWalkshe also did this with those two Down’s syndrome guys from the cooking show!
He mimics every accent he hears for the entire podcast.. every time lol
Pisces. Fluid in that way.
Code switching for the win
😂😂
I literally thought I was the only one who noticed I have posted the same comment many times my freind lol
Ha. Fr lol. A very very common trait of neurodivergent people, which I feel like Theo probably is
"A lot of them look semi Korean.." Picture of Bobby Lee pops up 😂
Frrrr 😂😂
That shit was hilarious
And she didn't laugh.... for a comedian she sure can't take a joke
@@feministdetox She seems a bit pc throughout the whole episode
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo adopting the accent to his guest is what I’m here for lol
He does switch it up with the pandering accents 😂😂
I have the same problem irl 😆
It's really bizzaaahh haha
I'm waiting for her to acknowledge it
Exactly!!!😂
Theo casually saying the NAACP should control how doors work had me rolling
And it all went right over her head, she is insufferable
@@feministdetox or she's just Australian? Lmfao
Theo Von certified travel inventory:
🤙Water
🤙Powerade/Gatorade
🤙A couple of butterscotches
Don't forget "a little bit of hairspray"
Joe: “Theo, we’re going to the Matrix.”
Theo: “let me get my stuff first”
And 7 bottles of cocaine
@@fragwagon that bit had me dying laughing!!
“I knew it was this year.” I can’t believe she’s spending it with him. 😂
Couldn't be a better man to spend international womans day with
Great joke from Theo.
How many days does she want? I'm still waiting for my "Man's day"
PS Celeste you feminist hypocrite, men have made EVERYTHING in history, not just ceilings. Pull your finger out and actually do something yourself maybe. Typical woman, thinks she has the right to damage others property because she doesn't like it.
Please everyone don't think this cow represents Aussie women.
@@Kestrel66I thought it was cap lol
@@Kestrel66If I was with him I'd be trying to do something better than an interview 😆
Episode 500 next week! Harland & Theo would be a hitter.
Yes!
Nah
Wasn’t he going to have the $uicideboy$ on soon?
@@dray1222really, that'll be a hoot
Better be trump for his 500.. he's been pushing out episodes and I bet that's why
"BISEXUAL DOORS" 😂😂😂Theo is a goldmine honestly.
His thoughts need to be studied.
When it's possible to study persevered brains I need his to be the ones to be observed
@@rivetRnC 💯💯💯🤣🤣Definitely
The accent 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 "willing to do anything"
I fucking knew as soon as he said "they kinda look" he was gonna say "Korean" haha. Then to show Bobby Lee - icing on the cake.
😂
Your bar for humor is really low
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@@damiannichols1250
The inside joke he Theo is always messing with his good friend Bobby Lee. And uses any chance to mess with him. You seem fun to be around....😒
@@avonmusk3420ignore him theo von pod suppose 2 be happy vibes.
As an australian she makes me cringe so hard
The way she says f**k in every sentence to seem "real" is really irritating.
@@GhastlyCretin😂😂😂 i thought the same
Same here as an Australian
Same. I liked her, but this was kind of average
@@GhastlyCretin yes, I agree. A few less of those.
I love when Theo has a foreign guest he will randomly speak in their accent 😂
Nothing is random w the great TV
I just love Theo. He makes me laugh even when he's just asking a question. He is naturally funny.
Theo can we please get Matthew McCusker AKA "the Shaman" AKA "Black Jesus the first Israelite" on the show?
Amen!
Amen!!
DAWGZ pls calm down!
Amen
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
I’m convinced Theos the only person keeping butterschotches afloat. Pay the man butterscotch people.
Someone in his past must’ve always had them around…they’re the first thing that come to his mind and he probably doesn’t eat them.
@cghoward70 yeah probably some sort of comfort
He’s in big butterscotch’s pocket. Doubt he even eats them. Bunch of gangsters.
"Do you have to change the furniture when boys go through puberty? do you get them a scratching post?" 😂
Theo is on a run, god bless him for all these back to back episodes
My aunt Terry has had Theos hair style since the 70’s and it took me until now to realize it
She sounds cool
does she look like 'a lesbian Patrick Swayze'? lol
@@TheKatieLouhilarious
@@TheKatieLoudammit😂
Is Aunt Terry a gym teacher by chance?
Hey brother. Australian here. Just wanna say were not all wet blankets like Celeste. Cheers. Uru.
this is so true! hard for me to get through this episode...glad i wasn't the only one thinking this 😅
Facts
Agree
Finding this podcaster has been the highlight of the year 🙏🏽
Ah that’s wonderful…Theo is a one off
Go back a couple years 😂 Genuinely hilarious
King and the sting was a great podcast check that out
I love how Theo brings up “we had this one kid in his friends hot mom’s hamper…you could always find him in there” as if HE wasn’t that kid sniffin bras 😂😂
Ha ha
It seems like Theo learned the word "harrowing" a couple months ago, and now everythings "harrowing"🤣 He can't help saying it atleast twice a podcast😂
@@askaelken 🤣🤣🤣
Sad when a carny is more funny than the top Australian comedian🤣
Top Australian comedian? Settle the fck down!! She’s barely a comedian…. Steve Hughes or Jim Jefferies would be our best currently..
She is definitely not top. If you want a funny Australian comedian look up Carl Barron.
This was the first episode i couldnt finish, because of her 🥲didnt crack a smile once, shes got that boomer humour
Dude this is probably the worst guest on the show. Theo great as always
@@hollyasd121no way, she is hella woke. She is just holding it back. Either way though. Not funny.
Love you brother. We need your stand up in Poland man. I've been waiting for so long to see you irl. Hope one day🙏🙏❤
Hope Poland is well. Big fan or your authors and writers. You are a creative bunch. Be well.
You can tell Theo loves the Aussie accent. He tries to slip into it, like an Asian guy who loves hip-hop saying "Wassup, dog" all day.
I work with that Asian kid. Wears NBA jerseys and does tons of drugs, trying to downplay his heritage, nonstop. Dork.
Theo please never stop Theoing dude. Theo on, man, theo on.
Gang gang baby
The most accurate comment on a Theo video ever..theo on bro
This podcast will be as big at Rogan’s one day. Thanks for bringing a smile to everyone’s face every week Theo. Love from NY
I clicked off Rogans to watch this so you are probs right
💯 Theo is a legend!!!
.....ok
Better than Rogan any day
Good call. Theo is 1 of 1.
I'm Australian and a big comedy fan and I have never heard of this person.
I first heard of her during the last bushfires, she raised a shit load of money for the wildlife. I've followed her a bit since, her comedy is probably geared more towards women..
What? She’s a legend, go check out any of her stuff , comedy gold
She says multiple times her audience is mostly in the US
She’s my favorite comedian besides Amy Schumer, and men.
she's all over Netflix in the UK@@jessicaserrano7751
Fuuuuuuuu, this was the only episode I couldn’t finish. Idk if Theo has ever had such a whiny person on his show ever
Amen
Hearing Theo talk about his struggles with antidepressants make me fearful for his well-being. Going on and off them is one of the most dangerous things out there. Theo(!!), you're a National Treasure and must be protected at all costs. I hope you find peace inside and can give those things up all together, please don't constantly stop and start them or even worse change different medications often. I've lost a lot of people from those things and it scares me hearing about people using them. Peace be with you my friend!!! 🥰
Theo, get Carl Barron on your show. He is an iconic Australian comedian
Carl Barron is the most unfunny person on the planet. Worst aussie comedian ever. Hugely successful, but about as funny as the Wiggles.
@@suncat5160 he looks like Christian bale bondsman
I'm 24 minutes in and I got to stop listening. All I can think about is people that would give anything to be able to have a world tours for their talent, and this girl is sitting here whining about it. When it's her own scheduling and her own fault for how the tour is going.
There's typically thresholds I'm sure that celebrities have to hit that aren't super fun but, if you're touring the world, that tells me maybe you should be doing all right. Everyone's got a right to vent but to go for 20 plus minutes on a podcast about how your success sucks is strange to me
She sucks! One of the most unlikable and talentless guest he's had on his podcast.
I can quickly tell she would be awful to converse with too. She just has a stand-offish attitude. Not a very comical personality.
@@HealthHorror yeah I didn't feel any aspirations from her to make us laugh or any amount of entertainment. Felt like I was watching a bitter old lady rant.
She didn't get any of Theo's most funny moments because she's super woke. Major Hannah Gatsby vibes. Her TV show was unwatchable bc of the propagandist wokery.
@@feministdetox And she said her show did really well and was cancelled for no reason. 😅
8:33 “I don’t wanna say opiates have hit the area but a lot of them are sleeping “ 😂
it does look like it
I hear Theo sliding the accent into his accent😂
She is the best Australian comedian ????? God save Australia.
You don't find it "real" that she drops the f word in every sentence?
She said that her biggest fan base is the USA??? God save the US. She does huge theatre tours here, but I’ve never heard of her
I would have at least thought Jim Jeffries was our "best"
Yeah the "prove it" thing is obnoxious
I was surprised at how unfunny she came across, and kinda flexing in front of a humble man made it 10x more obvious.
Lady is rude on her damn phone. RESPECT king Theo Von.
I knew it was this year lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo famously telling the story about him being in the friends hot mom’s hamper & telling her it was another friend not knowing how she would react is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Theo is great, Celeste uhhh ok
Not even okay. She is awful
She is but it’s hard for younger guys to appreciate or understand the life of a mom I think. She doesn’t have quite the sensitivity of Theo and seems a bit more competitive. But I know how it is to life in an older woman’s body and how our lifetime of bottled up anger and power leaks out in our 50s (or late 40s) and can feel brittle. My unsolicited opinion.
“It’s international women’s day, you’re good” - Theo in barely an Australian accent 😂😂😂
Theo in general is amazing dude is alone but everything he does makes my heart warm because he's legit!
It’s like Theo is trying to remind himself that Bobby is Korean and reinforce his memory 🤣
First episode thats kind of a hard listen. The overuse of the word fuck isnt funny, and the way she talked about her kids too. Just kind of get a big negative vibe from that woman
Started to get very irritating. Saying f**k in every sentence to sound "real".
She's an Ozzy 😂 that's mild.
I thought I was the only one who felt like that. Yeah I didn’t like her vibe throughout the pod. I don’t think she even matched Theo’s vibe.
Had to skip the ep as well, might come back later to it.
Yeah I agree, I’m an Aussie and thought that was ordinary
9:15 the fact that no one can joke around without the fear of getting canceled or offended is crazy
I noticed that too, I thought I was the only one. You can see she got a bit razzled by Theo just saying that.
she's like that through the whole thing, she stretched her tolerance to the limit for this interview, which is unsurprising if you've ever seen her Instagram account.
calm down, I dont think she was afraid of getting "cancelled", I think she just probably chooses not to say that word because its a slur. Im not here to tell you what you can and cant say, if you want to say slurs then im not going to stop you, but I do think its dumb to say a slur and then get mad when some people are offended by that slur. Either dont say it, or say it and accept the reality that some people may dissaprove of it. However, to say a slur and then moan about other people "getting offended" is just dumb. If you want to say a slur then you should be able to accept the fact that not everyone is going to agree with it, and move on, like Theo did. For example, if a white person said the n-word in a joking context, people will likely still dissaprove of that and get offended, this situation isnt much different. Its not like she got angry at Theo or anything, she was clearly just a bit shocked becsuse its not something she's used to, so she chose to quickly move on lol, theres nothing inherently wrong with that.
@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oyall that typing when you could’ve just said some people are soft asf and can’t take a joke. The end
@@L0STV1K1NG96 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo slipping the Australian accent in here and there hahahaha
I dunno mate . Rise up lights. The Peloton CEO is stepping down. Gang GANG.
Dana white broke him mentally 😅
I wish I had the confidence to say "I am funny." once every 5 minutes.
Its more putting your embarrasment, doubts out and saying Im funny. 😉
I miss the solo eps. But feel like theos blown up so much that the new audience wouldn’t really understand it
As a person with Narcolepsy, I can confirm that “resting” in a restroom will get you in to trouble.
LMAO
Yer true that gurl
I love it when someone can genuinely make Theo laugh.
Like Tim Dillon
She is 100% hysterical !! Have followed her for years!!😂🎉 Celeste you can vacation at my house for free, just hang out incognito. 😂😂
she's got the "too cool for school" vibe on a podcast where 1: she's a guest 2: host is funnier 3: the host is a humble person.. it's off-putting
Think I agree on this
Really? How?
When Theo says “audiences” at 13:28 HAHAHHA
This girl is lame but I’m here for Theo!!
You’re lame. And so is your comment.
I'm still annoyed about her anti-,Rogan comments. I think she just got paid off by pfaiser haba
She’s fucking hilarious
Just watched Seinfeld doing stand up in Vegas last summer. He was fantastic, quick and witty as ever.
"yeah but then you get some psychos that keep their guns"
So what's the point of a buy back if the psychos are just going to keep their guns
Who else thought this was a celestial barber being interviewed?
I was hoping an Amish😂
Sean and Marley deserve an episode brotha mane!!! Even if it’s 30 minutes or shorter. I need to hear it. Love you brother!
Omg Theo, that nut scratch at the start was so obvious lol
Theo doesn't hesitate. There have been a couple of podcasts where I was concerned that our boy had caught a case from some unsavory lass.
Ikr. I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure she caught it also lmao
Dude Theo low key is always playing with his c-rotch.
The Bobby Lee Koala! 😂
I never feel MORE respect for someone who drops the F bomb every 5th word Celeste!!
Hilarious how you go in and out of an Australian accent 😂😂
OMFG SHE SAYS "SHANE GILLIS, WHOS THAT?"
GTFOH
Imagine being a basketballer and saying "Michael Jordan, who's that?"
Theo is the podcaster of the people
The koala bear picture to Bobby Lee is how I needed to start my morning.
Thanks for the continued various and fun podcasts.
Absolutely love your work man! Cheers from Switzerland. Keep up the good work, hope you drop a new special soon!!
Did anyone else know it was national women’s day? Jesus if I hear that one more time
OPIATES HAD HIT THE AREA!🤣🤣🤣🤣 never stop bro you are gold
She's so serious for a comedian
She's awful
She does MASSIVE theatre tours in the US…and I’ve never heard of her.🤔
Just another swearing critic disguised as comedy.
She came across very sexist always blaming men for things she was pretty rude
Props to the editor
The photos they picked @56:40 when Theo was talking trash about cricket were so funny!
Absolutely great! This lady is really nice person. Good heart.
Theo. I feel your emptiness the way you speak about feeling numb. Please know love isn't always a feeling. Sometimes it just grows when you have a mutual respect for someone. When they show you what it is to be committed. I am proof of that. I also am considered to be uncomfortably numb
needed to hear this maybe thats what i been feeling lately with this girl im not obsessed with her maybe i feel a serious connection with her due to having a lot of respect for her…
Theo, you better have a beast of a guest for episode 500 lol
Nothing is funnier than Theo saying something risqué and the guest not say anything 😂😂
Don’t mess with our 2A!!!!!
"she's all teeth and elbows" hahahaha. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!
"The government or naacp, whoever runs it" 😂😂😂
I was listening on podcasts and stopped 15 minutes in to come here and see how many people were talking about Theo’s Australian accent 😂
i love the new haircut, looks like you were let loose on yourself with a pair of safety scissors for twenty minutes in the back of a truck on a dirt road.
😂😂😂
You DEFINITELY have to work for it in America lol. It’s one of the most competitive countries on earth.
Poor Celeste wasn’t really prepared for Theo’s unique perspective on the world. She didn’t really seem to settle in until they bonded opening up about their mental health issues.
I LOVED Wellmania ❤. I’m definitely someone who wanted at least 2 seasons.
I listen to JRE to learn important, deep things and listen to Theo to forget those important, deep things.
"I listen to JRE to learn important, deep things" lmaaaoooooo
So true 😂
Except save the park eps! 😅
20 min in and I honestly cannot deal w this lady.
As an Australian i say Never Give Up Your Guns
Thanks for talking honestly about how T Swift cannot dance. As a former prof dancer, I loved this part of the convo 😂
I was kinda Bumed OUT I thought this was going to be an Interview with a BARBER lol like for Hair cuts...
Me too 😮💨
Would’ve been funnier if he was
This was an amazing episode but genuine. Not for any sarcastic reason but actually interesting conversations goin on
Theo has the Aussie accent coming through the same way my Eastern Canadian accent turned Jamaican with 10 minutes of being on the island😂
Hahaha! I’ve always done this. I’ve been called out on it too. I don’t do that shit on purpose. The worst was speaking English with a Turkish accent.
Me: “Tamam motherfuckers!”
Turks: “no sir, fucking mother is not tamam!”
Me: “you’re not fucking your own mother dumbass!”
Turks: “dumbass? What is this?”
This was like drinking a great glass of white wine! Loved it
I don’t know how theo carried this big broad, but he did truly a master of comedy
justice for Wellmania - loved it SO MUCH!!!!! And I totally agree with Celeste - i’ve got ADHD & am completely struggling with it more as I get older.. it’s touuuuugh 😫😣
Glass ceiling or are men just funnier? I trust Norm's theory. Happy women's day!
Agree!
Funny women are rare. And they, like most comedians, will likely attribute their humor to a paternal figure.
„But I can dance…“ 😂
Subtle but so good
Horrible. She’s preoccupied with her phone. It’s like trying to talk to a teenager
You don't f**king like that she's on her f**king phone during a very f**king popular f**king podcast? Why the f**k is that?
She's still talking more intelligently than 50% of his guests
Theo, I love you. Always have…but you GOTSTA JUST TALK LIKE THEO!!!! That’s what we’re all here for!! You always pick up the accent of the person you’re interviewing!!!!!!
I’m watching a video on my phone of a woman on her phone watching herself.
I love the accent adoption. Its borderline adorable
"You almost feel like a farmer,with all that land and no mules or seed"
Can’t wait to see you one day live. Keeping my hopes up this will happen eventually ❤❤