How Can These Incredible Watches Be So Cheap?!

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  • @JustOneMoreWatch
    @JustOneMoreWatch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    'The spaniel of watch collecting.' Do you mind if we use that in future campaigns? Thanks Mr Morgan!!! So proud to hear your dulcet tones discussing my own creation. Cheers, Jody

    • @AndrewMorganWatches
      @AndrewMorganWatches  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Have at it!

    • @TheBugkillah
      @TheBugkillah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I still prefer “Mr. Hands”, but this is cool too! (j/k)

    • @thedapperwrist5704
      @thedapperwrist5704 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Very Gran Citizen. That got a like out of me fo’show!

    • @tivobelievo
      @tivobelievo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Jody, please make a purple fumé dialed 100% brushed case/back/bezel/crown/bracelet/clasp field watch with 12 big BGW9 numbered hour markers, and the bracelet from the Erebus Origin. Take my money! Make it GMT with rotating internal compass bezel, and I'm all over it! I am super-down for the Erebus "Alpinist"(?)!

    • @jamesblonde2271
      @jamesblonde2271 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that white ones a looker.....

  • @ThemysteriousMrP
    @ThemysteriousMrP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Thanks ANDREW - Erebus is proud to be on your channel!

    • @alexloke8891
      @alexloke8891 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I bought a Erebus Ascent after watching this!

    • @pacoquintanilla9033
      @pacoquintanilla9033 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m saving money for my next watch, I was looking for something not that expensive and with a stunning dial, in fact, I’ve found my next acquisition.

  • @markdickerson3486
    @markdickerson3486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "...in space, no one can hear you join the wait list."..some really great information for the low-key bargain enthusiast. Nice job in pointing out how pretentious I am...Thanks Andrew!

  • @richardnedbalek1968
    @richardnedbalek1968 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Vitreum watches are beautiful with their enameled dials.

  • @nintendokings
    @nintendokings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I actually much prefer Andrew’s video format to what he was doing with WF (which was getting stale imo). Loving the unfiltered comedy

  • @Contredanse
    @Contredanse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Five legged horse"! Your humor knows no bounds. Great video Andrew.

  • @vendetta4640
    @vendetta4640 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "... Boris Jeltsins left hand.." 😂😂😂
    You're funnier than many Stand Up comedians. I've said it before.

  • @Msgt_Slim
    @Msgt_Slim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Tornek-Rayville make an amazing watch at a fair price. Getting your hands on one, however, is like trying to catch a greased pig in the dark.

    • @JulioRad954
      @JulioRad954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL agreed

  • @Sowhat300
    @Sowhat300 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Andrew, your narration always makes my day. Subtle humor at its best!

  • @Surayahti
    @Surayahti 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    'I'd give you some examples, but I can't be bothered."
    Lol love it

    • @paulanderson950
      @paulanderson950 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂my favorite comment

  • @alineharam
    @alineharam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is the cleverest writing ever. And our favorite orologist (sorry Teddy) can’t even tell time.

  • @the_once-and-future_king.
    @the_once-and-future_king. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Did you just reference The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things??
    Absolute mad-lad!

  • @watcheswithabdullah
    @watcheswithabdullah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Cheap, yet original designs are the new cool. Awesome list my friend! 🙌

  • @Timepieceguy
    @Timepieceguy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I absolutely love your videos! I thought I knew most brands but you somehow bring out 2 to 3 I have never heard of and then want them :). Thank goodness you are on TH-cam! I look forward to your content! Thank you l!

  • @hockingham7160
    @hockingham7160 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I've purchased the erebus ascent and can't wait for it's delivery 😍

    • @TuxmanXP
      @TuxmanXP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      (Tissot Gentleman noises.)

    • @J0hnny8ravo
      @J0hnny8ravo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just share some thoughts on it when you get it, please.

    • @Barbecuejag
      @Barbecuejag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here!!!

  • @cavavision5547
    @cavavision5547 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always on spot, but this video is your best yet. No waste except for the necessary occasional humor reference. I much appreciate the research done here.
    Keep on the fine work.
    Congratulations.

  • @bullnose01
    @bullnose01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got the Angles Base60. It does wear a bit like a hockey puck, but Andrew is absolutely correct, it's really easy to tell the time, so long as it isn't dark since black lume is used on the all silver model and effectively is nonexistent. I have found, however, that because the arcing time track is on the far side of the watch, it actually is more convenient to wear the watch upside down so I don't have to do a full arm roll to see the time. The watch is well made and certainly worth the $30,000+ that I didn't have to pay for an Urverch.

  • @Mel-95
    @Mel-95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You're right, the Behrens would be standard issue on the Nostromo, but not on the wrist of Ripley or Dallas. Our devious crewman Ash would relate immediately to the complex mechanism, the wheels and gizmos, the ominous hidden movement. Although he's perfectly capable of time-keeping, it's a watch for his android dreams.

  • @thegorn
    @thegorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The Ascent has so many good colourways that I couldn’t decide on one, so ended up buying none.

    • @timemasterhms
      @timemasterhms 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s a basic looking, Seiko rip off. Why people are frothing over it, is beyond me.

    • @thegorn
      @thegorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @timemasterhms They've been conditioned over many years to only buy watches that "tick all the boxes." Unfortunately, "doesn't suck" isn't one of the boxes.

    • @Barbecuejag
      @Barbecuejag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I went Aventurine and Malachite.

    • @Symphoniics
      @Symphoniics 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@timemasterhmsThat is a very uncharitable perspective. There’s a lot to like about the Ascent. The color ways are awesome, the movement is good, the proportions are solid, the finishing is solid, the hands, indices, and logo are aesthetically pleasing, so on and so forth. There’s nothing to dislike about the watch. It’s like a Grand Seiko and Aqua Terra put together for a fantastic price. Ripoff, homage, conventional and safe-whatever you want to call it, it absolutely appeals the current market without bending over backwards in a way that would sacrifice its appeal in future markets.

  • @Harisampath
    @Harisampath 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    teddy, andrew, jenny and this watch that watch all upploaded at the same time 🎉 pure entertainment

    • @thegorn
      @thegorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You need to unplug from the Internet for a bit.

  • @johnstyron6543
    @johnstyron6543 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So many fantastic options Andrew without having to deal with the extra issue of foreclosure on our homes 🏠!! 👏🏻. Wonderful selections. Thanks Andrew!!!

  • @ralphwilliams8083
    @ralphwilliams8083 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Greetings from metro Atlanta Georgia USA!
    It's so good Andrew to see you doing your own thing so well with intelligent, witty, pithy, and informative insight!
    Congrats on your ever growing number of subscribers! Keep up the good work according to purpose.
    Cheers! ⌚️

  • @b_altmann
    @b_altmann 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    One of the cliches of the Lorca is the use of Times New Roman. At the price they’re charging they surely could have scrolled down a bit more on the MS Word font menu.

  • @wisamal-hakim5531
    @wisamal-hakim5531 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I bought a straum because of you.
    Lovely watch but the bracelet pulls hair more efficiently than a Vietnamese lady in a beauty parlour fyi

  • @ahchiu9
    @ahchiu9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always love seeing Awake watches get featured. I backed their very first Kickstarter and it's so much fun to see where they are now

  • @khaaaaaaaaaannn
    @khaaaaaaaaaannn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly the best bargain watch I've seen recently is the Citizen NJ0180-80L. It's a CW Twelve for 1/4 the price

  • @gabyisphoto2379
    @gabyisphoto2379 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Keep these videos coming! sooooooo good!!!!

  • @Arabisc
    @Arabisc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have a Hoffman racing 40, had it for 18 months. Really enjoy it a lot . Sharp, accurate, well proportioned for a bicompax (most bicompaclx watches on the market are messed up, at least under 1k price )

  • @ProfessorPesca
    @ProfessorPesca 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God I really do treasure your amusing scripts and welcoming attitude Andrew. Always a lovely 10 minutes on AMW.

  • @syktgrei
    @syktgrei 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wish the Lorca was a traveller’s GMT, it’s beautiful. The Behrens is amazing!

  • @ellysemakula
    @ellysemakula 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My watch was purchased 2 years ago from MAMACOO and, to this day, it still looks and runs as well as it did the day it arrived. That movement has never missed a beat despite never having been serviced. I can't complain about that.

  • @martinkaplan1805
    @martinkaplan1805 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Awesome presentation! Thanks Andrew.

  • @matthewgooch6892
    @matthewgooch6892 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I no longer watch Andrew's videos for the watch content and instead just listen to them for the biting wit and 1970s kids show references. Pure class, Andrew. Please put them all on a single podcast so I can giggle my way from Land's End to John O'Groats without stopping.

  • @Mazoox500
    @Mazoox500 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would love a top 10 of more affordable dress watches or otherwise my classic/elegant watches as I feel this segment to be brushed aside these days.
    Thank you 😊

  • @bc3618
    @bc3618 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yes - grains! And I'll be using "blood flavor" as my preferred health metric going forward

  • @UzairW
    @UzairW 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Sorting the sh!te from the sweetcorn - that's the kind of selfless sacrifice we armchair enthusiasts appreciate from you Andrew 😁

  • @TheWitchfinderGenral
    @TheWitchfinderGenral 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Erebus looks pretty good for the money

  • @chrislyall6251
    @chrislyall6251 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you Andrew,a review 4 us normal hard workin people, forget the Rolex,Tudor etc,etc,etc you get my drift,there are many more you could review, oh by the way a fantastic review....!

  • @keithburford8589
    @keithburford8589 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was just going to quote one of your epic throw away one liners but couldn't be arsed. Instead look at the bezel on the Lorca , yes its a bezel. But go on look again fellas. The gmt numerals read horizontaly, clever very clever. Admittedly I've seen this piece before but couldn't again be arsed to comment.

  • @randalnanfito
    @randalnanfito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for making high quality videos!Love MaMaCoo ’s watches

  • @mahazroko6753
    @mahazroko6753 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Andrew, have you ever heard of the Seiko Weekdater, specifically the 6218-8971? I have a feeling you would like it.

  • @estradaarmory
    @estradaarmory 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Two of the best "bargain" watches are Raven Watches, LLC and KUOE in my humble opinion. Raven is an American company with Chinese manufacturing and Japanese movement (some Swiss). KUOE is a Japanese company with, according to them, 100% Japanese manufacturing, incl. the case and glass. Have both, love both!

  • @TheAussiePencil
    @TheAussiePencil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "hangs to the left and likes long walks on the beach"
    I SPAT MY DRINK

  • @andymoffitt6691
    @andymoffitt6691 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Loving your work Andrew, what’s your thoughts on Tuseno ?

  • @Sakomaru707
    @Sakomaru707 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the being busy with tasting the window bit. Good chuckle

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Can’t wait for my Ascent bravo Jodi 👏

    • @alwayspooh1588
      @alwayspooh1588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which colour dial did you go for? Purple helix?

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alwayspooh1588 no, I do love the purple and orange dials, but I don’t have anything to wear with those. So I went with blue helix. Might have to add the malachite dial down the road

    • @LyleH45
      @LyleH45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I got myself the aventurine on the O style, and I'm definitely going to get a black or green helix with the J style down the road.

    • @matthewgooch6892
      @matthewgooch6892 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alwayspooh1588 yes ! I did. On J-style.

  • @Fakano
    @Fakano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stand up and watches! I just love it. You are an amazing writer! I can't imaigine how much work it is! Good luck with everything Andrew :)

  • @johnsacapuntas3875
    @johnsacapuntas3875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally someone is talking about Hoffman

  • @chicco-lh6hf
    @chicco-lh6hf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just perfect done....

  • @garydoherty600
    @garydoherty600 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Feathers on a frying pan - brilliant. Great selection - well done for avoiding the unusual suspects

  • @Abo-wardh
    @Abo-wardh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    good day andrew, i want to ask you about omega constellation is it a good one and done watch . thank you

  • @bassmanbowman3266
    @bassmanbowman3266 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I bought the Hoffman, had too, it’s so attractive! The watch itself wears very small for a 40mm because the case & lugs are quite slim. Hoffman give a discount if you sign up for newsletters which got the price down to £149. However there was a £45 tax charge, but even so, I am delighted with the watch.😎

    • @bassmanbowman3266
      @bassmanbowman3266 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This thing is a strap monster….

    • @AndreiLucaa
      @AndreiLucaa หลายเดือนก่อน

      I got the Jet black version. Such a cool watch for the money. i paid $200 to my doorstep, and I live in Eastern Europe. Crazy

  • @michaelnissen3556
    @michaelnissen3556 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video thanks! Fun and cool watches, too!

  • @kevinskoien6165
    @kevinskoien6165 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    cheese and peyote...breakfast of champions.

  • @mikerayner5938
    @mikerayner5938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent words today Andrew. 😁👍

  • @kiranvijayan1289
    @kiranvijayan1289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Thats cheap, opens it up in a browser" is exactly what I was saying and doing when Sir Mr. Morgan said it! 😅

  • @tivobelievo
    @tivobelievo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great vid, Andrew. Thanks! Now, how can I talk you into having a cool background? 🤔

  • @STROND
    @STROND 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video ...really like the Hoffman

  • @jaxnean2663
    @jaxnean2663 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I laughed quite a bit, love your commentary 😂

  • @dude...are-you-sure
    @dude...are-you-sure 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The last watch Orion gets my vote. Love how complicated and weird it is. Whike the rest were kinda just on the normal side.

  • @Barbecuejag
    @Barbecuejag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Vitreum is really a great alternative to waiting YEARS for an An Ordain (although I must admit I have purchased slots for 2026, 2027 and 2028...LOL.) So I did pre-order a green Vitreum and now patiently await its 2025 delivery.... Andrew, your knowledge and wit and unique brand of snarkasm keep it fresh for all us watch enthusiasts!

  • @MickHo-u2b
    @MickHo-u2b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like l’Orca, but only because you say it’s French for the Orca, plus the dial looks like an hommage to shark teeth.

    • @jaysterling26
      @jaysterling26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or it's named after a famous Spanish poet & playwright?

  • @firminshepherd4834
    @firminshepherd4834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just genius. Superb overview of pieces.

  • @edjack1993
    @edjack1993 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That blue dial Hoffman? Bought it. LOVE it. Definitely ticks the value box. Thanks Andrew!

  • @RollerSkatinActor
    @RollerSkatinActor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The AWAKE Dare & DREAM. What do you think the aftermarket price could be as I have one NIB?

  • @the.hamel.mammal7802
    @the.hamel.mammal7802 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am excited about that Tornek Rayville!!

  • @fredochinaski9968
    @fredochinaski9968 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great vidéo !!!!! Prices?? Next time? Thx.

  • @mikesb69-87
    @mikesb69-87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow.....the Erebus watches have gorgeous dials!

  • @welshfinn1
    @welshfinn1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just got myself the erebus with malachite. Hopefully it's as good as you say, given it's likely my last watch before I need to sell to raise funds

  • @se7en7
    @se7en7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amazing writing and content as usual, humorous and informative.
    Humbled and blessed is also in the shopping cart, only “gripe” I have is I’m not a fan of the AMW logo….would buy more apparel if the logo was different.
    Love the channel!!!

  • @JolynDehne
    @JolynDehne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm genuinely impressed with how close amzwatch were able to replicate every aspect of this very very goofy looking classic watch.

  • @nicholasyogatiger
    @nicholasyogatiger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You ares now my favourite watch channeler. I love to see people with the wit that got them detention from slower witted teaches and punched in the mouth by clods go on to success. I bet the clods wish they hadn’t bogwashed you. If they meet you now they probably say they were washing your hair. Though describing the orient 1 as cheap surely makes some of your viewers imagine kicking you on the shin. It would be awesome if you spent a few episodes talking down to us plebs what don’t have more than 300 smackers for a fancy watch. Keep it up- I will jut have to go to Jodi or cheap watch guy for my far less humorous advice on cheap tickers.

  • @herbmerced7780
    @herbmerced7780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andrew is hilarious while introducing me to new watches!

  • @orderflowarchives
    @orderflowarchives 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congrats on the christopher ward collaboration. The red one looks amazing. I'm waiting for it come out and snag one.

  • @linfordrenno7651
    @linfordrenno7651 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have to Titans from Charles Berret but not the Darth which is a very good looking watch. but the watch they just released into pre offer only for one more week and a unreleased and classic looking watch is on its way…. Charles Berret a watch style that has been missing for their price… classics have just gotten classic! 👌

  • @julioizaguirre2517
    @julioizaguirre2517 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Most watches are extreme nice, Charles Berret is one of my top choices

  • @timguillama3285
    @timguillama3285 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your videos and humor, and I would love to get your take on the Tuseno shellback v2 when you get around to it.

  • @richtea7868
    @richtea7868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Time stamps would make a great video perfect

  • @martinpankhurst2683
    @martinpankhurst2683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Those enamel dials are stunning

  • @Christophe-k8s
    @Christophe-k8s 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hello and thanks for this video. With two references to the movie and two others to its director, did you watch multiples times the first film of the Alien's saga just before making this vid ? 😉 Anyway, thank you for the great discovery that Vitreum watches represents for me. 👍

  • @jonpitchertattooer
    @jonpitchertattooer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've got the og racing 40 and love it. Great package imo

  • @Dr.Pinetree
    @Dr.Pinetree 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Grand Citizen 🤣

    • @anttsang
      @anttsang 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yup, couldn't hold my laughter there too 😂

  • @RMILLSMMA
    @RMILLSMMA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Though I absolutely enjoy this channel and the dialogue is outstanding...what often worries me about this channel is its a dude talking about watches he doesn't seem to have ever had in his hands. Its all stock footage from elsewhere.

  • @gavinfisch2868
    @gavinfisch2868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You do have a smooth brain. Thanks for Another very fun entertaining episode.

  • @jayjones9125
    @jayjones9125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gorgeous watches. Love the Lorca

  • @Underfighter73
    @Underfighter73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for making me aware of the Hoffman.

  • @danielk3070
    @danielk3070 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your videos...my only complaint is reviewing watches like the tornek raville which you can't even buy or the Nivada Paul Newman...long out of stock.

  • @micknick74
    @micknick74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's watchery and comedy at its finest 😂

  • @SuperSaniyat
    @SuperSaniyat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the Dare & Dream Doodle watch 🐼

  • @davekat4680
    @davekat4680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Enjoyed your selection and jib jab 👍 and subbed. Cheers 🍻

  • @TheLuxardens
    @TheLuxardens 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Makes my morning just so funny. Some of those quips hilarious 😂 " the taste of the window when i was 5" 😂😂😂

  • @SS-zy9ww
    @SS-zy9ww 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just like How my brain functions when calculating a tip 😂😂😂

  • @Grootman
    @Grootman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow superb voice there! Daymn that's a good voice. Are you sure it is yours or is it deep fake? That's one heck of a great voice.

  • @Nobodyknowsmeanymore-n4f
    @Nobodyknowsmeanymore-n4f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks

  • @GinkgoJoe
    @GinkgoJoe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Scooby Doo bit was stellar. 👍

  • @claptoned0
    @claptoned0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Because big brands make incredible profits...

  • @WatchmakerErik
    @WatchmakerErik 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't know how many times I've said this, to how many people, but *Urwerk did not invent the wandering hour complication.*
    There have been wandering our watches all the way back to the pocket watch era.

  • @mitchhills1244
    @mitchhills1244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hoffman 40 or Seiko Speedtimer?

  • @rowluxillusion5235
    @rowluxillusion5235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'd love a Tornek-Rayville but they are impossible to get, the whole pre-order process is a nightmare. It's a shame as it's a super cool looking watch. Annoying.

    • @johnmonachelli5256
      @johnmonachelli5256 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just went to their site lol its like a museum

  • @marcelojorquera8348
    @marcelojorquera8348 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "acquiring myself with the taste of the window" hahahahaha classic