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- From Jerma's The Long Drive Stream (9/23/2020): • Jerma Streams - The Lo... / / 750865233
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Reset Randy and his son go on a terrible desert road trip.
Outro song: 3D Out Run - Cruising Line • Video - เกม
"why do i have negative seed?" 'youre infertile' is an underrated interaction
TRUTH
1:16:37
I died
UNDERRATED GUYS, ITS SI FUCKING UNDERRATED
SO UNDERRATED WHAT AN UDERRATED COMMENT
@@dylanmonstrum1538 you ok bro?
Jerma gets the best seed ever in this game with 2 pristine, functioning vehicles at a gas station full of tons of spare tires and supplies. He proceeds to ruin one of the cars and then leave in his shitty beater without any of the supplies before driving into several rocks, killing himself.
Yeah, I know nothing of this game, it's literally the first time I'm seeing it on TH-cam and even my first instincts were better than his. Even the way he approached the gas station was wrong: he's knows he's traveling 130mph with no brakes, so what does he do? Aim the vehicle directly at the gas pumps. I can't tell if he has ADD or he's just a lemming
@@CopiousDoinksLLC he has adhd out the wazoo
'A working car!' *disassembles working car to make horrible frankenstein's car with incompatible parts*
As someone who's only ever seen this game played in this stream: Does the quality of the RNG really matter for anything in practice? Like, there's no end goal, is there? It's just trying to drive as far as possible?
@@grim66 its a sandbox, goal is whatever you want it to be, like jerma wanting to get a bus working, etc
Jerma turning on his facecam is always amazing because every time he does it, he looks genuinely petrified of his own face for a moment
he's always scared he'll be naked
dysmorphia is a bitch
The Thing Stream traumatized him
He forgets which skinsuit he's wearing
He's afraid his clothes might lag.
"whats the point of the game? drive. oh, im going to kill this game"
spends the next 2 hours doing almost anything but driving
A bit more than 2 hours I think lmao
Dying while laughing to this comment
@@ChadAF_YTrip
2:10:48 *shoots the engine out of his own free will*
"why did you tell me to shoot the engine? are you out of your mind?"
he's talking to the voices in his head
@@jackreid2664 lmao
He is insane and horribly disturbed. One shudders to think the barely concealed void of a soul that hides behind his veneer of sanity.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets irrationally scared whenever it’s night in a video game
the minecraft instinct
Ocarina of time started it for me
I think it's a fair reaction considering nighttime is always when games choose to bring out the worst shit
@@eleanor2084 For me Ocarina of Time started it, and Dragon's Dogma solidified it.
To be fair people get rationally scared whenever it’s night in real life
I actually can't comprehend just sitting down in your car and driving to your destination in complete silence
I'm easily distracted so if you want to live, while I'm driving don't make me listen to you. I completely agree with him.
I do this all the time, but my body is basically on autopilot while i have cool stickman battles in my mind. i dont listen to music in my car cause my audio system crapped out
Driving is enough to focus on, music is for passengers more than for me
2:00:55 imagine dying in a car crash because you told your dad to stop drinking gasoline
Fcking killed me xd
2:11:33 Slays me. The complete non-sequitur "Jon Arbuckle" that's never referenced again. It's like Jerma didn't even process saying it
Just a mental lapse that had to pass by his brain.
im guessing he was reading out a chat message that said 'jon arbuckle' since the dude hes playing as resembles him (blue shirt brown hair) and right before that jerma was laughing about his appearance / how long his body was
It was foreshadowing
Wow this aged beautifully now
@@matiaq2629hey man are you still alive? I check up on ppl sometimes and wanted to make sure
I like to pretend that he isnt even streaming and when hes talking to chat or reading chat he is just going crazy and talking to himself
Every stream is just a documentation of a madman and chat just reacts to whatever Jerma is doing in a pre recorded video.
When Jerma tries to speak to the voices inside his head, the chat immediately acts as if they were the ones being talked to.
I think this is the best way to watch Jerma
Me too
Literally everyday of my life
I prefer these edits because they are longer, I’m weird and can’t stand super short edits but don’t want to watch the entire stream. Thank you a trillion
Cutts23 Aaaa thank you! I feel like a lot of shorter edits remove the context from certain jokes or just cut out some funny moments entirely, so I'm glad to see that other people appreciate the long edit style and think the same way that I do.
Skye4 Exactly! Jerma loves to do the long drawn out jokes or jokes that call back to something that happened earlier in the stream and that is completely lost on most shorter edits. I know you said motivation was an issue in an earlier comment on one of your videos so hopefully your work starts to pay off and you get more viewers soon. These edits are seriously great and you do good work. Thanks again
@@skye4 so since I don’t watch the streams what exactly do you cut out?
@@joemcbo6259 Dead air, unimportant bits.
@@skye4 mm
27:15 i love how quickly he reacts to the sound
When the UFO flew overhead it was perfect, Daddy Jeremy getting mad high off Ajax Window Cleaner.
>35th birthday
Don't worry Jerma, there's still time for you to get your growth spurt.
all the best streamers are short
@@aarontheperson6867 if they were tall how would they fit on such small screens?
@@Nealrex101 TRUE
@@aarontheperson6867 what about dr disrespect at 6’8 and a 37 inch vertical leap?
@@TedMan55 oh idk im just fucking around lol
What truly amazes me is that these edits aren't just cuts between clips, but like there are actual edits, like added images and effects and shit. There is so much fucking effort gone into this. Huge kudos, I can't imagine myself doing this in a thousand years.
I like how he nearly crashes every single time he presses 'B' while driving. It's like the game itself can't handle the toilet humor.
I don't know why but the edit at 1:16:10 was absolute fucking gold. How it just immediately cuts to him with the rear view mirror right in front of his face again hahahaha
I love how it just cuts to him silently driving too,fucking amazing
It feels like a movie-level edit
am i the only one who can’t believe he’s 35??? he seems so much younger
@Ritzy im 28 and legit feel and act like im still 24 soooo yeah it is
@@MrPooding You will still feel 24 even at 30.
Yeah, he's like 12
@Kinky Fetus bruh
@@MrPooding not much of an age difference there bucko
jerma having his vehicle steer off the road and drift ever so further away from him as he promptly sharts himself and decides he'll walk the rest of the journey is the funniest fucking thing that i absolutely needed
I can’t get over the fact that he called the killer rabbit an Antelope.
He probably meant jackalope
I think about "YOU don't. YOU don't" every time I shower. I do, Jeremy, and so does everyone else.
I can't tell if he thinks people in general don't know how to shower, or if he just thinks that his audience specifically doesn't know how to shower.
read this comment EXACTLY as he said the line in the video
@@kenjutsukata1o1the way he described of "lathering the 3 in 1 and letting it run over your body" is exactly how my ex showered so I'm not surprised if a good chunk of twitch chat doesn't shower
This man also said "nobody uses dishwashers" so who knows with Jerma
"Oil is like the earth's blood" truly a visionary
wait, did Jerma disassemble that entire yellow car because he didn't have oil, only to take the yellow car's engine and put it in the starter car?
Jerma.
he bit in back, his old engine still had oil in it. later on in the video he finally swaps them but up until then he's still using the old motor i think
the beater had more space tho
I love the panic in his voice everytime he hears the rabbit howl
If I had a terminal illness and could get anything fulfilled through Make-A-Wish I would want to talk to Jerma for like half an hour. I feel as though that would be enough of the human experience for one life.
MEGALOMANIAC MURDERS TERMINAL ILL CHILDREN
Chat- chat, im... im not gonna KILL the kid with cancer, alright?
You'd only be able to get 12 minutes before you passed away.
idk, pretty sure he'd turn it into a hostage situation with you if you did that :///
@@meat1590 Death via Jerma
“there are witches and warlocks on TH-cam, you think there isn’t a wart guy?” Impeccable line.
Most extravagant way for a streamer to debut a wart
this is like the sweating superhero trying to choose between red and blue button meme and the options are "SuperDazza" and "Skye4".
SuperDazza's edits are way better than mine, imo
@@skye4 I'm talking you both uploaded edit of same stream and yours is 2 hrs his is like 30 mins and maybe he said he'll do part to so 1 hr
@@ChadEditorZ Ohhh lol
@@skye4 yea
@@skye4 you keep the best parts of the streams in
You can pinpoint the exact moment he started caring about this game and it’s when he finds out there is a burp button
When he started shoving that barrel into the car and putting oil into the gas tank i knew this will be a golden stream
"im NOT showing it"
shows it
"its DISGUSTING im not showing it"
its unbelievably small
The lengths that jerma went to just to “show” but still hide his healing wart fucking got me so good.
“your fingers are not a sexual organ” underrated quote
SOOO UNDERRATED MAN
UNDERRATED COMMENT
WHAT AN UNDERRATES THING TO SAY
COMENT: UNDDERATED
GOD DMAN SOOOO UNDERRATED
TOP SHELF UNDERRATED
@@dylanmonstrum1538 What's going on with you?
@@detectivealancosteau Adderall Andy
@@dylanmonstrum1538Fentanyl Ferris
21:38 I was not expecting a fucking chupacabra to come screaming at his garage door. I thought maybe it was a zombie and this was a stealth horror game, explaining why no one was around and everything looked abandoned, but then that thing goes through the door with psychotic red eyes and kills itself.
EDIT: Okay I just looked up the bunny and there are apparently zombies in the game. This is wonderful, I hope he finds one.
This stream is chat teaching jerma how cars work
0:00 Intro
0:20 Stream in orbit
4:20 The long drive (technical difficulties)
5:17 ... ahh, who cares, just watch the thing
1:50:37 the same guy would much later suggest Jerma kiss the camera (passionately) every time he laughs in the YLYL stream
I respect that guy for saying what we all want to see
You did such a great job with this edit. It was was one of the funniest things I've watched in a while and made my day.
Doin the work of heros
I almost threw up when the child bit started. Expecially when the **REDACTED** was spotted
2:00:18
I absolutely knew the first timestamp i see in the comments would be for that moment, thats why i came to this video because i knew id find a timestamp for that moment
Complete lunatic
i absolutely lost my shit it was so unexpected
Why?
Joel would have lost his shit on his stream.
"Gamer Wart" never fails to make me cackle; I think about it sometimes in public and can't help but laugh
Please always remember Gamer Wart
1:33:18 "It's an alien language"
Damn, I was always wondering when someone would call Hungarian an alien language, hahaha
i wasn’t looking at the screen when he said that and was really expecting characters that at least don’t even kind of look like English lol
2:10:44 "make the gun talk"
underrated moment
I fuckin love this bit
43:57 is the funniest part
Jerma manic talks while the characters face is visible in the mirror is just pure comedy
I'm 30 minutes in and im ripping out my hair at this, jesus when he added gas to the diesel I wanted to cry
16:42 I was thinking the same exact thing as Jerma
"My milkshake rings bring all the boys to the yard... etc. etc."
2:00:08 I'm not kidding when I say the UFO flying over head and the fucking 5 seconds of dead silence sent me into fucking hysterics.
The fact he just sat down on the toilet and pissed, farted, and burped without saying a thing is hilarious
There are so many great Jerma quotes, and "OW MY GAMER WART" is high on that list
lmao, jerma totally described his wart worse than it actually was in reality when he showed it
i hope he revisits this game with joel, the game has now multiplayer
hey look an oneyplays fan whats good
@@pemo2676 everything is good just talking in elvish and mandalorian language and asking kids to buy shirts on redbubble and steal their parents credit card
the overlap of jerma and oneyplays fans is surprisingly large
Watching this left me simultaneously amused and infuriated. Jumping into the Jerma rabbit hole is probably the biggest mistake I've made in years. And I've made some doozies.
Well now we need a desert bus stream.
I just looked it up and apparently I have the same birthday as our good boy Jerma. This is a wonderful day.
Nevermind I just heard the hyper-realistic vomit sounds, this day is now cursed and horrible
This edit has moved its way up to my favorite to watch of jerma985. Man goes crazy and talks to himself on a long drive.
I love how every jerma stream looks like a psychopath talking to himself until it gets annoyed of what he is saying or doing
‘Turn on the radio’, “I am the radio.”
16:08 _The door has just locked behind you, the room youre locked in will fill up with _*_GAS_*
Man if something doesn't happen for 3 seconds its cut. ADHD editing, Jerma would be proud.
these edits are always the perfect balance between the 2ndjerma edits and the full vod dumps
2:13:04 Jerma did it before it became a meme
he really ended the stream by thlamming his penith in the car door
56:56 Jerma dababy. You’re welcome
I love how chat can peer pressure him into anything
I really like the quick cuts between BB gun shots you did. Well done overall.
Pre-Saw Jerma was still frequently saying "Gas"
2:13:09
If my computer wasn’t fucked I’d absolutely edit this audio. It’s almost identical.
This is PERFECT. these streamers stream for 3 hours, but make a 20-30 minute video and leave out so many good bits, but I don’t want to watch the whole thing just for more laughs
i just watched a man stranded in the desert role play with his imaginary son... and i enjoyed myself
I always come back to this one, really a perfect background jerma edit
I now want to go for a drivers Ed test and get in the car gripping a sponge and then just stare at the dash for a moment rub it down ask how to drive and then take off like a pro.
i love how jerma just has all these hilarious adventures in the desert and at the very end, the real wilson the whole time was the bike. and he doesn’t even ride it until the very end lmao and dies right after.
"I'm so clean I shower" ok
i love he tryna chase mirages in the distance when its impossible, he is truley going insane
“I will NEVER show it”
45 seconds later:
It really is one of the most textbook cases of Jerma’s “chat I’m not gonna do that” and then immediately doing it routine
this is my favourite jerma edit. i always love coming back and watching it. thank you so much for the effort!!
54:03 best part
I'm the 6002nd person to think this was the best part
"Stop stop stop you need water"
*"oh"*
I had several finger warts for like all of second grade and never had them again
I had one in Eighth grade, it bothered me so much I bit by bit ripped it off with my teeth
@@Soulraven2735 could’ve went on without knowing that just fine
@@Soulraven2735 😬
i had a wart on my elbow as a small child and i got so close to ripping it off but i ended up freezing it off like a year later
It can't be a jerma stream without him making one of the most weirdest noises known to mankind 44:00
*****DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED HONESTLY*****
i like how there was never a more perfect time for ""THAT"" to fly over than the dad/son bit
i also have never gotten motion sick, but goddamn i felt something strange when the camera stayed put in the corner but the car was moving on the inside perspective here 55:53
1:59:33 one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard
Laughing my head off at this part
for some fucking reason the way he says "restart randy-andy-restart andy" at 47:14 sends me into a spiral
I’m sorry but now whenever I hear gas I just think of “GASg-g-g-gasGASgas-EEERRRAAAAAAAA-GASGAS”
I designate you as the new JackEdit. These are perfect for EU schedule, anti-twitch, work from home andies (official uploads are kinda boring for some reason)
I watched the whole stream one night and it was so calming, really wanted to sleep but i was adamant to watch it in its entirety
Now imma sleep to it as intended
Ayooo im back UUUUHHHHH POG CAR POG CAR
This is the one jerma stream i always come back to watch
I fell asleep while watching this and in my dream I heard him doing the son bit and made me dream that I was going on a road trip with my dad while he berates me
jerma: this is so embarassing!!
also jerma: * shows the tiniest, cleanest absence-of-wart i've ever seen in my life *
2:01:08
The way his head slowly turns while he calmly says “dont move, you wont get hurt” just fucks me up😭
Any scene from The Office involving driving is somehow the most accurate depiction of driving in PA that I've ever seen
2:13:03 he thlammed his penith in the car door
this is what it's like when i'm driving in my dreams
the craigslist angle bit is so good
30:30
1:47:30 oh boy a jerma-tomato cross over!
59:27 me opening up a vod of any saw stream
God 53:28 has me crying laughing. This man isn't real. He can't be
ive always loved jerma but I never watch the 2nd channel stuff. something was missing. and your amazing edits made me realize what I'm missing. thank you for the hard work!
Thank goodness for this, I genuinely couldn't really tell what several of the bits were going for in the highlights of this stream.
Watching Jerma play this has made me very aware I could not drive through the desert at night as I would go insane over paranoia of seeing aliens
Well fuck. My paranoia was justified, 2 hours into this video there were actual aliens
43:57 - OWWNM OWNM OWNMM
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Thank you
I almost choked on my food from 1:58:00 - 2:00:00 cause I started laughing so hard.
Jerma trying to kill a rabbit with a BB gun and wondering why it wouldn't die was the best part