Things Black Folks Say at a Funeral by Lexi
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If we pray real hard she can get up💀
+JAY VERSACE Omg hi Jay Versace. You blocked me on vine for no reason, but its all good. #Shade
lol she crazy
ha ha
JAY VERSACE 😁😁😁😁😁😁
that moment one of your stalkers shows up...
The sad part is that there's ALWAYS that one person at a Black funeral who demands the deceased to "get up". LMAO!
Or fall on the ground, and has to be carried ...
Maurice Rivers 👹👹😈👿👹👿😱😰😬😬😬😬😩😰😰😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬👺👺👺👺👺👺👺😈👿😬😬😰😬😱😰😬😰😩
Savannah Pate my
Maurice Rivers yesssss!!!!!
Every damn timeeee, it's usually that one Auntie who everyone KNOWS is dramatic and lives for over the top theatrics
10 YEARS LATER AND THIS IS STILL GOOD
RIGHT LMAOOO
Right
Still
"I'm hungry! My blood sugar is low!"
Her blood sugar is always low. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is from all the nonsense 🤣🤣🤣
"Don't you eat that potato salad, you gone be layin right next to Nikki" BRUH!!! 😂😂😂😂!!!
ROFLMAO
DEAD!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃
bahaha! I was done. lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Kory Pernell GOOOLLLDDD
"My next door neighbor, she need to go... BUT NOT NIKKI!" 😂😂
omg your profile pic is gorgeous where'd you get it?
I love your profile
This reminds me soo much like madea's family funeral,and it was a great movie.
I hollered!
😳💀😂
"I heard that she had diabetes, high blood pressure, tennis elbow, lupus, athletes foot, tetanus, asthma, ring worms and jock itch... but that ain't what killed her. Girl she slipped on a toy, fell down the steps and broke her neck " 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't jock itch a men's thing 🤣
& they went to take her gallbladder but took out her heart instead 😂😬😂
“That dress she had on was mine. Idk how imma get that dress back” 😂😂😂😂
She is toooo dark, do not let that funeral home do me!!! Nicki was not that dark!! That is a famous line from a black funeral!!! 😂😂😂😂
+Dayoungrockstarjay LOL That's too true.
FAAAAAACCCTTTTSSSS 😂😂😂😂
I got two words for you so true
+Yasmine Middlebrooks lol
Yasmine Middlebrooks lol
How can you funeralize somebody when its this hot....
+Damon Star sooo funny! "Funeralize"
lmaoooo dat part
Poison Ivy Gaming everytime her blood sugar is law
😂😂😂😂😂
Poison Ivy Gaming 😂😂😂
*"do you have a program?"*
*"who doin the food? who cookin?"*
*"somebody's musty, im just gone say it."*
*me LMAOOOOO*
That last one es my mom's favorite line! 😂
"Somebody's WRONG!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@IsaiahHarrell all these years I thought she said 'somebody's raw' lmaooo
Me: white woman in a middle of a clinical depression. You: providing the first big laughs I have had in a while. Thank you for that. XOXO
BettinaBalser Hope you are doing well! ❤️
Hope you find the sun rays of joy in the details ✨✨
1 year later, I hope you're doing better💖
"do not eat that potato salad you'll be Layin right next to nicki!" best part 😂
lily grant the only best part
I did, too.
Idk, I fell out when she said, "If we pray real hard, she can get up." 💀 The whole thing was funny af though.
lily grant lmao fr
Tyler Perry....Please give this woman a job!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
i was cryin when she said , "nikki get up,....if we pray hard enough she will get up...i was ROLLIN.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂
right
+dee will Me too but that's how I be feeling though.
I was just going to comment the same as you!! Nikki get up...." Haven't even finished watching the video. She is the real deal - Stellar - Amazing woman!
10 years and this remains one of the funniest videos on TH-cam in my humble opinion 👏🏻 It's always great to remember this is here and come to laugh 😂👏🏻
I know! Whenever I feel down, I watch this video and it picks me right up!!
@@tab9773 the Wedding one is also great! But nothing tops the Funeral part 1 and 2 😂👏🏻
Yesssss
"Nicki gone be sweating in a minute" 😂😂😂😂
numbers and driving. I am trying to
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Caitlyn Denise I attended a funeral wake once.......it's was soooooo hot the deceased seemed to be melting.......true story.....
LMAOOOO " How I am gonna get my dress back? For real though" 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
--Uuummm, NO, she can keep that dress!!
+Bayouma777 😂😂Yeah ikr. Lol. Let the dead rest in peace.
"If we pray real hard.... she can get up" lol I can't.... I got tears coming down my cheeks from laughing
"Y'all better quit playing, it'll be another 2 hours til y'all eat"
* shows up with McChicken and fries at the funeral * lmao I am weak
The program thing is WAY too accurate
Yesss!!! lmao real talk
TeriForever FOR.REAL
Yeeeessss
Yes it is, being an usher Iv'e gotten my feelings hurt so many times about those programs😂
Ima church usher and when I run out of programs ppl get mad af.
that blood sugar stay low...LMAO
hahahaha ha I know right? I almost died every time he say her blood sugar is low and pull out her snacks from her huge bag
gisellegabs yes...she acted so well that even during the video i could tell her BS was dropping lol
+gisellegabs Who passed her the Franks? lol
She must be hypoglycemic 😭😭😭
DESEREE Young 😂😂😂😂😂yes it seems too hehehehe
She missed, "We gotta stop meeting like this." Everything else is so accurate.
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
I swear she's pulling out everything 😂
Alannis Magers Cause she hungry all the time
Right
"I don't know how I"m gonna get my dress back" LOL
Bwahahaha
The dress joke was so ooo funny..
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is everyone's ringtone a song from 2005 lmao 😭😭
Cause this video was made in 2012
Minister of Joy and Entertainment oh me🤣🤣🤣
People stil used nokia and flip-phones during 2010 and 2012
braceface 1514 what is that song
BTS. ARMY regret the day that you loved me letoya luckett
😂😂😂😂 “if we pray real hard, she will get up”
“Do not make that funeral home do me she is too dark” I-💀
"How can you funeralize somebody when it's this hot?!" 😂😂😂😂
That's me lmao
i became Nikki after this line.
wamwaneriri 👌🏻💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lexi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You better quit playing, it's gonna be another 2 hours before y'all eat. . .WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she had McDonald's and Popeye's lol
I’ve been watching this for years and I still laugh lmao I love her!🤣
2:40 WHEN SHE TOOK OUT THE POPEYE'S I DIED 😂
4:08- "You know the family broke, right? They ain't got no programs."
She just wouldn't let them programs go lolz.
When she said, "How am I going to get my dress back though?" I have no air to breathe!!!!!!
I almost died myself.
I fell out!!!
"you don't tell me to sush, that's my co worker" I'm dead! 🤪🤪🤪
This would have been me eating at Aretha's funeral.
Gurrrlll I said the same damn thing, lol🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Somebody's musty I'm just gonna say it.
Mrboy21ful somebody's WRONG!
This line cracked me up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It always somebody sharing some food at the wrong place /time.... but you still want some. so true
I would have took that chicken. I don't care where I'm at. You don't turn down chicken.
Lexi: You ain't even know her🙄🤬
Guy in front of her: * Nikki's Uncle *
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How you gonna "funeralize" somebody and it's this hot? Lmao!!!
"Somebody's musky, I'm just got say it" LOL
Lol!!!!!!
My favorite part!!! Lol
mannn that part was when i thought i needed to call 911 cause i could barely breathe.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
If Nikki had gotten up they would have cleared that church! LOL
I Am Ryanne 😂😂😂Yesss😂😂they would have
Facts! And people would be praying hard and repenting for all they sins real quick! 😂😂😂
Absolutely
True that! Lol!
🤣😀
I like how 7 years later this shows up in my recommendations
Years later and the accuracy hits!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Every time she pulled out a new meal, I was like "WHY?"
LOL
her blood sugar is LOW! lol
If we pray real hard she'll wake up.
XD
bwahahahaha
Always saving people from Ms Edwards cooking 😂
Sooo relatable after Aretha’s marathon funeral😂😂
“Marathon” sent me 😂
@@CeliniacForLife Auntie ReRe had wardrobe changes and all lol
"it's gonna be another 2 hours before yall eat" so damn true lmao
Right that's the worst stomach growling.My sister always has something thank God
Not a "black" thing either. I've heard something about food at every funeral. Someone is always afraid they're gonna be hungry
Tyler Perry definitely needs to put Lexi up against Madea!!!! LMAO! That would be something!!!!
Yassssss thats so truee!!
Ikr yass boo
Dank951 i totally agree
Ikr tat be a funny show
Dank951 Yes he do! Make a whole TV show about them
I swear she is in my top 4 favorite comedians. She is so hilarious
I lost it when she was handed the pepper sauce... 😂😂😂😂 "here we are together saving lives! " ffs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I got two words... Too MUCH(ery)! 😂😂😂
"You don't tell me to 'shush' no- that was my co-worker."
"You don't even know her."
😂😂😂
She stays slandering Ms. Edwards though. LOL.
Hilarious!
Her house be stank
+JayDaRealest This was hilarious. She kept talking about her blood sugar. 😂😂😂😂
And here she is telling about ms.edward food and the one in front is her husband I bet xD
+jade cole True
+Samus Aran Lover (Kirito And Asuna) facts doe, like !!!
5yrs later im still watching 😂😂 my blood sugar low😂😪😭
I love this woman honest to God. She is hilarious
"People who rob you need to go. My next door neighbor she need to go. BUT NOT NIKKI!"
LMFAO She is so wrong for that.
All the complaining about getting a program is so true! My family does that all the time
Its ashya Here I know my family they either complaining or when one of them couldn't make it to funeral, they would say where is the obituary lol
Mine too🤣🤣🤣
@@cenafayeartstyl2284 yes! I designed the programs for my stepmothers funeral and my cheap ass dad didn't want to get more than 75 printed up. Shit I didn't even get one.
Idk at a funeral but i wont shut up if i don’t get one at church lol 🤷🏽♂️
At 4:14 : Lexi said “People who rob ya, my next door neighbor she needs to go 4:20 BUT NOT NIKKI 😂😂😂😂😂
I worked at a funeral home... This shit is true as hell.... 😂😂😂😂😂
Man, I love this....
@Beautiful Because are you for real this is ghetto as hell
"Did you go up there and see her...don't go up there and see her"
"If u eat dat potatoe salad youll be laying right next to nicki" lolol
Will she ever find this program😂😂😂😂
You could have said ALL that at Aretha Funeral!!!🤣🤣🤣 9hours!
Asking for a program at a funeral is sooooo true!! LOL! I never get there early enough to get a program! Be asking everybody and they mama for a program
+KING090589 RIGHT! I went to a funeral a couple of weeks ago...went and viewed the body, sat down and the first thing I asked was 'do you have a program?'
+KING090589 ROTF
FACTS to this entire thread
After watching her videos I got two words for you, Sub-Scribed.! Okay, I'm done , I'm not gone talk about it anymore! lol!!
+Donavan Rashad lol
+Donavan Rashad AHAAA👏🏾😂
+Donavan Rashad hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I know right
loll
Did she say tennis elbow and jock itch?!?! I 👏🏾 hollered 👏🏾🤣🤣🤣
"They wuz fighting up at the house.. they wuz girl yes" 😂😂💀 I kno bout dat
do you have a program? LMAOOOOO
What does that mean though ?
If u not.blk u wouldn't.get it
+LeaMiele it's a pamphlet that says what the plan is and how long it'd take
Red Truth That's what "Program" means ?
LeaMiele yup
You know the family broke right? They ain't got no programs. LOL.
Whats a program???
Love Me Please!!! Basically a bulletin. Black people tend to call it a program tho
You know the glossy program with all the throwback pics are a keepsake.
What's a program?
@@fachryhafidzahmadi4925 Basically the paper that you get at funerals that tells you the order of service and that be having them throw back pictures.
"She slipped on a toy, fell down the steps and broke her neck" I'm dead 😂
Bruh, I nearly died when she started choking at 3:22 😂😂😂
I got two worlds for Lexi ... talen-ted! I'm done! I'm not gone talk about it no mo'. I got two words for Lexi ... Hill-arious! I'm done! I'm not gone talk about it no mo'
S- Falcon 😂😂
when she whipped out the sea salt I literally died 😂😂😂 ("from the Mediterranean baby") 😭😭 wendy's does have the best fast food fries though
That part had me deceased and slamming the casket lid shut on myself.
LickingBugattis negative
But not @ a funeral, while the family is @ the cemetery, they are loading up their car w/the family's food. Oh how I remember that time in my life. I worked in the funeral industry for over 48 years.
NEVER AGAIN!
AngemonRulez It is a figure of speech. A stretch of reality. Hold your horses.
You did not literally die, now stop.
I really don't want you to have a sitcom. That is not good enough. I want you to have your own version of SNL or In Living Color. I feel like I would tune in every single night and not just watch you on my DVR! 😂😂
"I heard that they went to take her gallbladder out but they took out her heart instead" That almost killed me. I was ready to lay next to Nicki myself!
"Dont eat that potato salad, you'll be laying right next to Nikki"
Too true, because as black folks we are very particular about whose cooking we eat. I once had a white co worker point this out as well.lol
"Nicki get UP" ... "Anybody got a program" hahaha dying right now
It's 2021 and I'm still laughing at this 🤣🤣
"Did you go up there and see her?" "Don't go up there and see her". 😂😂😂
If we pray hard enough she'll get up! haaaha
😂💀💀
best line of the skit!
that line had me fucking DEAD! DEAD!!!! bwahahahahaha!!!!
I was saying the same thing!!!
MusizJunky I was lol when she said thst
Iconic ten years later !!!
black people do be saying they blood sugar low all the time. my mom does it lol
Me to
Mine be to high
+aintnobodygottimefadat My mom does that too lmao
Yup black folks past 50 and up always talk about their low blood sugar lol
If Miss Edwards was doing the food Miss Edwards is nasty she is not clean. Don't you eat that potato salad or you are going to Laying Right Next To Nikki
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
When she pulled out that Popeye's😭😩 I would've been asking for some😏
Right
"But Wendy's got them sea salt!" This shit got me in stitches!
This piece is brilliant. I haven't seen it for a few years, and laugh again each time I see it.
The crying on and off is so on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Don't you eat that potato salad, you'll be laying right next to Nicki" LMAO
i can't even front, this is ALL baptist churches in the south to the T!! LMBO!!!!
Yes so true my cousins were cutting up and laughing at my uncles funeral :/
“You ain’t even know her”😂😂😂‼️‼️
It’s 2020 and this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE life. I always die laughing whenever she says “that was my co-worker” every single time just the hand movements and the seriousness in her face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't eat that potato salad you be laying right next to Nikki." 😂 😂 😂
"Funeralize somebody"
2024 this videos STILL unmatched 🎉
She knew GOODNESS WELL that was her phone with all those freaky ringtones! LMBO!! She asked everyone around her 50 times KNOWIN dat was her phone!!!
"How can you funeralize somebody when it's this hot?" I got two words for you I'm Done. I ain't gone talk about it no more.
lmaooo😂😂😂👏👏👏
LadyK 😂😂😂
Do not let that funeral home do me...Girl she too dark!!!
I think I have watched this 5 times....and laugh even harder each time. I LOVE me some Lexi
Okay the chicken had me laughing 😝😝💞💞 then the crying and choking
oh and somebody is musty 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"Somebody's musty. I'm just going to say it. Somebody's wrong" I'm done XD
😂😂😂 gets me every time