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there is no world in which i would TEXT THE GROUP if I 💩on the floor ... I would have cleaned up, burned my rug, and taken that information to my grave.
ganty here! life has been kicking my ass lately and i thought my call would be on next weeks pod so this was such an uplifting surprise. thank you, geoff, and the other perfect people in the comments for your kindness and advice. it truly means a lot 🫶🏻❤️
53:22 this exact thing happened to me!!! But we were the same age, slept at each others house like every night, and were in a physical relationship, I met her whole family, but all of the sudden we were never dating?? She was unwell lmao
Silly comment but I LOVE how your thumbnails are formatted!! The border/color scheme always makes it simple and clear when I have a new episode of my favorite pod to listen to!
I appreciate the caution from you guys when you didn't know the whole situation with that girl who you were "giving a break". Sometimes if the details feel fuzzy it's hard to tell if it's just two people (or more) NOT getting along or who shouldn't live together. And if in that situation- it certainly is no one's fault!
Miles, you should feature the person who sings/created your "Advise that will go for Miles" Theme Song as a guest because they are clearly a perfect person for creating that song for you. It would be like a "where are they now?"
Omg so happy Geoffrey is back!! His first episode is an all time favourite of mine!! Haven't listened yet but hoping for another story as wild as his cold brew one from last time 😂
41:57 rolled around and I literally paused the video to google "is dua lipa dead?"... if anyone is wondering I am pleased to report that she is still among the living
I know this is a weird suggestion, but you should have Devon Werkheiser from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide on as a guest. The advice that he and his other former costars give in their Ned's Declassified rewatch pod has similar vibes
ok so literally theres NO WAY my life is real. I watched this in the morning today before heading to work. I work for my college doing orientation so we live in the dorms. Tonight a group of orientation students is staying overnight . . . and one of them SHIT ON THE FLOOR. LIKE THERES NO WAY MY LIFE IS REAL. AND NOT THE BATHROOM FLOOR EITHER . . . THE LITERAL HALLWAY. i cant have peace
I felt better telling my ex he was a piece of shit for cheating on me to his face ngl. Also that friendship/romantic line can be so fuzzy for queer women
That is super weird, I went to a cardiologist for the first time today and just happened to be listening to this afterward. But I too have the fear I am just going to suddenly have a heart attack, and that'll be it.
Miles, I know this is an old episode, but I also have health anxiety focused on non-existent heart disease. I felt very seen as you were talking about it. I hope you're doing better with it!
I was really struggling with this this last spring and it was crazy! Obviously didn’t love it, but seeing that SOO many people have experienced it was very helpful. That, and after awhile of bottling it up, I had a panic attack and that kind of released a lot of my anxiety. 😅
Geoffrey you are memorable. Its that we all know who Miles is in this space. We love him and if we where actually on the phone with him we'd be focused on him and in aww alittle.
I actually think the last caller should confront her not ex/friend but with the idea in mind that she may not find any resolve with doing so. It sounds like she wants to but also doesnt bc she knows its more for herself bc her friend doesnt seem to be lacking any resolve from their situation and thinks it might be less messy to just island off from the situation and try to find peace with it in and of herself bc the other party doesnt care-which i dont think is a bad idea either- but imo closure isnt just internal, even though it is somewhat ultimately internal. Like, ultimately you can create closure based on internal work, but that often is still better to come about, or just helps to be aided through external situations. I think people should absolutely try to get the external closure they deserve if they can, bc that will help them create internal closure- and if/when the external circumstances dont allow it then one should try to work with what they have which is trying to create closure for the situation with yourself I think theres more of a movement to try to take an approach to these situations that follows the ideology of "everything ultimately comes from within you so thats where you need to find the resolve"- but that sort of ignores the nuance of the situation and how our internal/external lives are less divisible than we think and imo in a healthy situation they should be. People would do better to see resourcing the external as being just as valid as trying to resolve conflict in and of oneself, as if thats the be all end all and only way to find true resolution when the situation itself was something that was played out on multiple levels- in external life and within the persons internal world
The Mr. Trump had me cracking up only because it would nake him so angry. I jave a doctorate and never introduce myself as such and always feel a pang of embarrassment when people refer to me that way.
Hey hey, I also have hyperfamilial cholesterolemia and take rosuvastatin. My arteries are squeaky clean (40yrs old) and I take the medication in the evening. I've personally not experienced any side effects from the medication. Stay active, it's a big help!
13:30 Just a kind potentially paranoid PSA for people dealing with roommates like this. Professional squatting is not just learning to get really good at staying in abandoned homes. It's also manipulating kind roommates by exposing them to really strange circumstances and putting them at a constant state of disorientation that distracts them from focusing on things like personal care/responsibilities, eviction proceedings, late/partial rent issues, etc. The grift is basically full time professional in-home gaslighting and can appear as "incapable and oblivious" (victim complex). I'm not saying that that's what this roommate was doing, but it's not uncommon for people like that to stage abnormally strange circumstances to distract, disorient, or test the boundaries/pushover level of the victims... Especially followed by either complete bewilderment or disproportionately casual behavior, to manipulate. Women especially, please be careful and recognize that it's possible to realize you have no idea who you're living with at a moment's notice. Background check EVERYONE you live with. Especially given that sometimes people like this work with someone else outside of the home or as a split/cohabitating couple... Professional squatting can escalate into various types of covert and overt trafficking!!!
GANTY, FROM ONE SAPPHIC TO ANOTHER... that girl has an anxious-avoidant attachment style and it is NOT your fault!!! she gets cold feet when y'all get too serious, and when you're casual she's all up on you, then ices you out only to cal you back up??? nope. nope. you deserve better, and BELIEVE ME, there are many many rainbow fish in the sea. i also prescribe the following taylor swift songs: You're On Your Own, Kid; The Last Time; State of Grace; Treacherous; All Too Well; illicit affairs; gold rush; closure; it's time to go. trust meeee (especially the lower case titles)
me just now finding out atorvastatin is a 'heavy' medicine? with me my high cholesterol always feels like one of the least of my problems lol I didnt even know atorvastatin is a more intense medicine to healthy people. I wonder if levothyroxine is too then?
I wanna take this time to say I really appreciate you, Geoff. I love shitting on you but you're genuinely my favorite comedian and I don't know what I'd do if you didn't exist. You ain't a perfect person tho
I don't trust "Cleopatra" because she called in multiple times so what is her real problem? Also, what is keeping her from just communicating with "garbage?" "Cleopatra" seems shady...
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there is no world in which i would TEXT THE GROUP if I 💩on the floor ... I would have cleaned up, burned my rug, and taken that information to my grave.
Idk how, but I would actually die if you got either Trixie or Katya or both on this show. I think they'd have a blast.
Truly dream guests
tea! they would be perfect for this
They’d roast the shit out of the callers/Miles but then sweep everyone off their feet with their advice and insight on life
I now need this to happen more than anything
PLEASE MY TWO HYPERFIXATIONS COMING TOGETHER WOULD BE UNPARALLELED
miles shitting on starbucks then going to starbucks every trypod video is HILARIOUS
He knows best!
I like that in Geoff's mind a B.F.A. is better than a B.A. because obviously there is an extra letter in there!
It is called a Bachelor of Fucking Art after all 🤷🏻♀️.
His art is... fine.
the look on their faces when the caller said that "garbage" compared a house fire to being born on 9/11 made me LOSE IT AHAHAHAHA
the “dua lipa is rolling over in her grave” text appearing while miles was saying emma chamberlain is his dream guest KILLED ME
Discussing someone dumping on the floor and then immediately into an add spot for a meal service. Impecable.
ganty here! life has been kicking my ass lately and i thought my call would be on next weeks pod so this was such an uplifting surprise. thank you, geoff, and the other perfect people in the comments for your kindness and advice. it truly means a lot 🫶🏻❤️
The half fart at 36:37 absolutely killed me
Literally NEED an episode with both Geoffrey and Reilly. Two ALL TIME guests. Was gutted to learn that it was close to happening before but didn't.
Did y’all plan the coordinating outfits or is that just what happens when you’re perfect
Geoff is a top-tier perfect person guest, honest and hilarious!
Geoff is SUCH a good guest. Hope he keeps returning :)
I think Miles is the funniest person in the world. like just the way he says a regular sentence fucking cracks me up. love u milesssss
My heart stopped cause I genuinely thought she fell down the stairs!
Frrrr same that was my exact thought lmao. Glad it was just the bookmobile
“ganty” was sooo sweet ! she sounded so hurt at times, which is totally understandable 🥺 really hope she felt better after this call
this might be a stupid suggestion, but maybe do one with zach, keith, and rainie? i want to see the whole trypod crew interacting on a different show
A plog at Miles' podcast? Love it
I’ve been begging in comments for some time, thank you for commenting this too.
I've gotta say, the fart sound is just immaculate ✨️
I HOWL with laughter every single time 😂
Dang I don't think I've ever seen Geoff look as sad as when he was listening to Ganty's story at 54:56. Ganty's "friend" really did her dirty man.
53:22 this exact thing happened to me!!! But we were the same age, slept at each others house like every night, and were in a physical relationship, I met her whole family, but all of the sudden we were never dating?? She was unwell lmao
Me working at Stitch Fix and bingeing PP while I work! So glad I’m at a company that knows what’s up with the right people to advertise! 🤣
Also LET ME BE YOUR STYLIST!!
@@katieishler2337l love Miles' style so I would love a video for this omg
Silly comment but I LOVE how your thumbnails are formatted!! The border/color scheme always makes it simple and clear when I have a new episode of my favorite pod to listen to!
Saw the title and clicked IMMEDIATELY
I appreciate the caution from you guys when you didn't know the whole situation with that girl who you were "giving a break". Sometimes if the details feel fuzzy it's hard to tell if it's just two people (or more) NOT getting along or who shouldn't live together. And if in that situation- it certainly is no one's fault!
The health anxiety vibe is so real 🙏 thank you for sharing!!
I'm waiting for something to go amiss so I can call in haha my little issues aren't entertaining
Also Geoff is so cute to happily suggest Sandy as the fake name, which was also used in his last episode!
A little peeping garbage 😂 That whole call. That nickname was jarring.
Miles, you should feature the person who sings/created your "Advise that will go for Miles" Theme Song as a guest because they are clearly a perfect person for creating that song for you. It would be like a "where are they now?"
does anyone else never skip the ads because Miles's delivery is always hilarious ?!
Omg so happy Geoffrey is back!! His first episode is an all time favourite of mine!! Haven't listened yet but hoping for another story as wild as his cold brew one from last time 😂
omg Geoffrey is SUCH a good like, mirror for Miles - you guys both have the exact same humour
the lesbian dilemina is literally too real and i hate how many people ive heard this same thing from
Truly what a perfect episode!! I've never laughed so hard at a podcast before
Miles is better than a Cardiologist so he can tell Jeoffrey to do whatever he wants.
14:20 not a good excuse really gets me
Literally so sad that the only segment I missed & wanted to watch of Geoff’s 24 livestream is GONE!!!! Love y’all together, great ep
DUMPING IN MY SAFE SPACE is a wild quote 😩😭😭😭 17:02
Was listening on Spotify but had to switch over to video when the caller fell down the well
I’ve been waiting for this one. TURN IT UP
Miles asking "Did you just fall down a well?" took me out.🤣
41:57 rolled around and I literally paused the video to google "is dua lipa dead?"... if anyone is wondering I am pleased to report that she is still among the living
I watch every Wednesday since day 1! Keep it rocking. Where's willllllll?
Wrecking Ball Creeeew
I know this is a weird suggestion, but you should have Devon Werkheiser from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide on as a guest. The advice that he and his other former costars give in their Ned's Declassified rewatch pod has similar vibes
ok so literally theres NO WAY my life is real. I watched this in the morning today before heading to work. I work for my college doing orientation so we live in the dorms. Tonight a group of orientation students is staying overnight . . . and one of them SHIT ON THE FLOOR. LIKE THERES NO WAY MY LIFE IS REAL. AND NOT THE BATHROOM FLOOR EITHER . . . THE LITERAL HALLWAY. i cant have peace
Omgg my two favorite boys are back together! What a day💫
I felt better telling my ex he was a piece of shit for cheating on me to his face ngl. Also that friendship/romantic line can be so fuzzy for queer women
Miles makes Geoffrey smarter and Geoff makes Miles dumber, it’s incredible
do an episode with both geoff and amir? they were so funny together on that one trypod ep
I'm not even to the calls yet and this is my favorite episode 😂 the vibes between you two are ✨️immaculate✨️
I'm still dreaming that Muna will be on this podcast since they also have a headgum podcast 😂
Tell me what day to call in!
Miles! I’m so happy you got to experience breath work and a cold plunge! I’m obsessed with these skills. Keep it up you perfect person lol
That is super weird, I went to a cardiologist for the first time today and just happened to be listening to this afterward. But I too have the fear I am just going to suddenly have a heart attack, and that'll be it.
You guys are the same person and I love it. A Geoff and Reilly episode would be great
With my fibromyalgia my whole body would probably lock up and id drown in the ice bath 🤣 cold is not my friend
Another perfect episode 👏
Miles, I know this is an old episode, but I also have health anxiety focused on non-existent heart disease. I felt very seen as you were talking about it. I hope you're doing better with it!
I was really struggling with this this last spring and it was crazy! Obviously didn’t love it, but seeing that SOO many people have experienced it was very helpful. That, and after awhile of bottling it up, I had a panic attack and that kind of released a lot of my anxiety. 😅
That's awesome, dude 👊
DUA LIPA, BRITTANY BROSKI, CONAN GRAY, AND EMMA would all be giggly guests!!!!!! i can’t wait to see them on the show
Dream blunt rotation, dream guest rotation
Geoffrey you are memorable. Its that we all know who Miles is in this space. We love him and if we where actually on the phone with him we'd be focused on him and in aww alittle.
This is just a fantastic duo imo
I LOVE the idea of the royal rumble
Edit: Please bring Geoffrey back 🥹
TIL that there is a video portion to the pod!
I really want this Royal Rumble episode!!!!!
I guess we all know who was pushing the cold plunge vid at the try guys
i love geoffrey, you aren't forgettable sweetie
Can you have the Sweet Boys on plz
I actually think the last caller should confront her not ex/friend but with the idea in mind that she may not find any resolve with doing so. It sounds like she wants to but also doesnt bc she knows its more for herself bc her friend doesnt seem to be lacking any resolve from their situation and thinks it might be less messy to just island off from the situation and try to find peace with it in and of herself bc the other party doesnt care-which i dont think is a bad idea either- but imo closure isnt just internal, even though it is somewhat ultimately internal. Like, ultimately you can create closure based on internal work, but that often is still better to come about, or just helps to be aided through external situations. I think people should absolutely try to get the external closure they deserve if they can, bc that will help them create internal closure- and if/when the external circumstances dont allow it then one should try to work with what they have which is trying to create closure for the situation with yourself
I think theres more of a movement to try to take an approach to these situations that follows the ideology of "everything ultimately comes from within you so thats where you need to find the resolve"- but that sort of ignores the nuance of the situation and how our internal/external lives are less divisible than we think and imo in a healthy situation they should be. People would do better to see resourcing the external as being just as valid as trying to resolve conflict in and of oneself, as if thats the be all end all and only way to find true resolution when the situation itself was something that was played out on multiple levels- in external life and within the persons internal world
Did not realize Jake’s daughter Sandy was old enough to have roommates
Hard f bomb in the first minute 😂 i hope your adsense is okay!
Woah hey robs gonna get another zoom call
The Mr. Trump had me cracking up only because it would nake him so angry.
I jave a doctorate and never introduce myself as such and always feel a pang of embarrassment when people refer to me that way.
One of my favorite podcasts from trypod is when headgum was there! 🎉❤
I’m. Here. First. Love y’all!
Hey hey, I also have hyperfamilial cholesterolemia and take rosuvastatin. My arteries are squeaky clean (40yrs old) and I take the medication in the evening. I've personally not experienced any side effects from the medication. Stay active, it's a big help!
As someone from and currently in Kentucky, Geoffrey is correct it is scary and bad.
How perfect of me to be FIRST on complete accident
Doctors can become numb to “minor” problems because they are used to seeing more extreme cases.
Patiently waiting for you to have Wayne Brady on the podcast 😊🤞😅
13:30 Just a kind potentially paranoid PSA for people dealing with roommates like this. Professional squatting is not just learning to get really good at staying in abandoned homes. It's also manipulating kind roommates by exposing them to really strange circumstances and putting them at a constant state of disorientation that distracts them from focusing on things like personal care/responsibilities, eviction proceedings, late/partial rent issues, etc.
The grift is basically full time professional in-home gaslighting and can appear as "incapable and oblivious" (victim complex). I'm not saying that that's what this roommate was doing, but it's not uncommon for people like that to stage abnormally strange circumstances to distract, disorient, or test the boundaries/pushover level of the victims... Especially followed by either complete bewilderment or disproportionately casual behavior, to manipulate.
Women especially, please be careful and recognize that it's possible to realize you have no idea who you're living with at a moment's notice. Background check EVERYONE you live with. Especially given that sometimes people like this work with someone else outside of the home or as a split/cohabitating couple... Professional squatting can escalate into various types of covert and overt trafficking!!!
I find it interesting that both the first caller and Miles have roommates who could potentially shit on the floor. Life is wild.
I mean earplugs would have solved Geoffrey's paper thin walls issue! 😅
Kind of upset that you didn’t put the diaper ad immediately after the shit on the floor caller
Long sock mcgee’s over here ‼️
GANTY, FROM ONE SAPPHIC TO ANOTHER... that girl has an anxious-avoidant attachment style and it is NOT your fault!!! she gets cold feet when y'all get too serious, and when you're casual she's all up on you, then ices you out only to cal you back up??? nope. nope. you deserve better, and BELIEVE ME, there are many many rainbow fish in the sea. i also prescribe the following taylor swift songs: You're On Your Own, Kid; The Last Time; State of Grace; Treacherous; All Too Well; illicit affairs; gold rush; closure; it's time to go.
trust meeee (especially the lower case titles)
lol I love the Taylor prescriptions at the end, gotta take that medicine 💊
me just now finding out atorvastatin is a 'heavy' medicine? with me my high cholesterol always feels like one of the least of my problems lol I didnt even know atorvastatin is a more intense medicine to healthy people. I wonder if levothyroxine is too then?
Please make snowball live podcast, honestly that would be amazing
rlly feeling the heart attack talk bc even though I have no heart problems I still believe that I'm going to have a heart attack and die in my sleep
Being in west Chester 😮
Miles, how could you do that to Dua!!
I want to know how many clicked on the Every Plate ad that was perfectly placed mid shit-seeping-into-carpet story
dream guest isn't dua lipa?
wild fake name for the first call btw
I wanna take this time to say I really appreciate you, Geoff. I love shitting on you but you're genuinely my favorite comedian and I don't know what I'd do if you didn't exist.
You ain't a perfect person tho
44:16
I don't trust "Cleopatra" because she called in multiple times so what is her real problem? Also, what is keeping her from just communicating with "garbage?" "Cleopatra" seems shady...
The girl ganty is into really needs to communicate where they are and not be all vauge
Like shes so selfish saying she shoyldnt date anoyone cause of her anxiety she needs to get over herself
Double Major and a minor is insane. That’s impressive
Geoffrey your ankles are normal size
how old is Mandy? does she have an undiagnosed mental illness ? she sounds like she needs help.